That loser! Ate the maggie on my name, again? Iím not going to spare him.
Bro, heís our senior.
And all of this is very normal, right?
Let it go.
Let it go, man, seriously.
Brother, listen. ListenÖ
Now, either my loan stays, or his maggie.
Man, letís go get water.
Oh....dudeÖdude
Shut up, shut up. We didnít do anything.
Before anyone sees us, letís go to the room.
Iíll sing you a lullaby like everyday. Nobody will know.
Youíre my kid, youíre my sunÖ.
No, not right now.. I canít sleep at the moment.
Hey, man Jigar, what about your notes?
NoÖ
Maggu! Maggu!
Dude, please wrap it up before sunset.
Last time, it got too late.
Action!
Hello, Greetings, Bonjour!
Hostel Crime Patrol welcomes you.
Jigar DíCosta, 21, scored 95% in the 12th and took admissions in LPU.
But what happened to that little kid, was spine chilling.
What happened to that maggie?
Did someone eat it? Bury it? Or threw it in the air like the Grad hat?
Nobody knew a thing.
In this 600 acre huge LPU campus, bigger than the Vatican city, it was impossible to find this.
But to make the impossible possible, we have the Hostel Police.
Hey, turn off your phone.
Sir, victimís name is Jigar DíCosta.
Branch - Computer Science.
Weight - 250 pounds
Chest ñ 42 Inches
Biceps- 22
Hey hey, get away, move aside.
Sir wants to see it. Side!
Is this a freakshow?
Sir, Jigarís room is next door.
This is someoneís birthday party.
Everyoneís here to eat cake.
Kid, be patient.
This is life, sometimes, you steal food, sometimes, people steal yours.
Yeah? Hey, yeah whatís up? Just chilling, ya.
Do you see these wet drops around?
Looks like someoneís slurped it.
And the plate is so clean that it looks like after eating, itís been licked too.
That too, with the tongue.
Look at this sir, tomato pieces.
The way itís been thrown off the plate, looks like it will take longer for Iraq and Syriaís condition to get better.
Youíre right Kher. But this is not a tomato, this is red capsicum.
This is tomato, sir!
If Iím saying itís red capsicum, then itís red capsicum!
Go and look for more clues beneath the bed! Go!
Oh my god!
Sir, Iím bored here, canít find a thing.
A very big director has said - If you get all the proofs at the crime scene, how will an episode proceed?
Letís go.
Yes sir.
Aye! Come on, get up!
maggie thieves!
Bitch!
Yesterday night, Mangesh saw you both go to Jigarís room!
Tell us! Why were you there.
Tell us! Whyyy!
Sir..
That night - Just a moment!
That night, I was infuriated, Sir.
When I went to the room, the entire plate was empty, Sir.
Looks like he wonít open his mouth.
You tell us, man.
We didnít do anything Sir, we didnít!
Okay okay, Iím convinced.
Sir, WhatsApp forwards, media and canteen records say,
That there is always one guy, who eats everybodyís food.
Looks like he is behind all of this.
Bhukkad BabluÖ.
Heís the greatest foodie of all time!
Sir, he smells food from far away, eats whatever he gets and does not even burp!
Sir, leave that alone..he eats false promises, deceits and even scolds from his mother, Sir!
And Sir, that nightÖ.
After Naagesh and Tejasí story, the police started to investigate.
The students here get placed for 1 crore, Sir.
Google, Microsoft, Facebook. Why would anybody do that?
Iím really sure itís Bhukkad Bablu.
He once stole my food, too.
Sir, I know whatever happened was wrong. But I know who it is.
Sir, I know whatever happened was wrong. But I know who it is.
One, minute why am I being dubbed?
One, minute why am I being dubbed?
Shut up!
After everyoneís stories, when the hostel police tried to put everything together, the needle stopped at Bhukkad Bablu.
Youíre watching Vishram Indiaís 19,171th episode, and I am Sukh Shanti Singh.
Man, cut cut cut.
Canít you see Iím shooting here?
Iím also shooting here.
Really?
Boys!
Come on come on!
There was some discrepancy due to some unwanted berserk creatures.
And we are sorry for that.
Yes, so telling you again.
Listen to it, read it and revise it.
The major suspect now was, Bhukkad Bablu.
What the hell?
Do you want to eat the truth now?
Why did you eat the maggie?
Sir, do you know how poor I am?
In the name of a house, I only have 17 bungalows in sector 17.
The Siberian husky has a paralysis in his legs.
Dad has to take him to the hospital everyday, in his private jet.
Okay, okay, Iím convinced.
Kher, tell me, do you suspect anyone?
Sir, I thinkÖ
Iím not asking you! Iím asking him, in general!
Sir, he is Loser Lokesh.
He is always in the background.
Nobody suspects him.
Nobody suspects him?
Thank you Bunty.
Kher, you take this route, Iíll take that one.
Aye! Wait! Where are you going?!
Heyyy! Wait!
You filth, what did you think?
After such a long chase, we wonít be able to find you?
How did you know I was in the Google Lab?
Google search.
Damn, man!
Officer Anupam, arrest him.
I did not sir, I did not eat the maggie.
What?
Not you?
Aey man! Why does this not end? Iím not doing this anymore.
Oh, no no, donít get sad. Iíll tell you.
I really like my recipe of Veg Masala Extra cheese maggie.
And to cook it, I also bought an induction cooker on sale.
But one day, while drinking cold water, I got to my room,
I saw that someone had eaten my maggie.
And there was a note, and it was written ñ Best maggie Ever.
And after that, I started to cook 2 maggis.
One for me, one for him.
I would cook. He would eat and write me notes.
Notes. These are the notes.
I donít know who he is and what he does, and where he comes from.
But since three months, Iíve been making maggie for him.
I used to keep the maggie behind the door,
and he would come and eat it.
Damn, with just some appreciation, you started to cook so much maggie!
Sir, forgive me sir.
The appreciation got onto me, Sir.
Oh my god.
The note from Jigarís room and these ones are written from the same glitter.
Need to know about this green glitter.
Anyway, have you seen him somewhere?
Kher, Iím not addressing you!
Iím saying Kher in general!
The suspect list was not ending in the Stolen maggie case.
Nalla Naagesh
Loser Lokesh
Typical Tejas
Bhukkad Bablu
Nuroop Soni
Benjamin Franklin
But there was no proof as such.
The last hope that was, was the green glitter pen.
Now if I ask you, if there is anyone who has taken green glitter from your stationary,
Youíd say that this university gets children from every corner of the world, how do I oversee everyone?
All the shopkeepers are blind! They shut their eyes and sit!
But sir, I am blind for real.
But Sir, there is a hostel student who regularly buys the green glitter from me.
Sir thatís blue.
Green
Sir, this university has more than 4000 CCTV cameras.
2 of them are in my shop alone.
See if any footage helps you.
Officer Anupam and Officer Kher were about to see the green glitter man in the CCTV camera
but their view got blocked because of a 22 year old man on the screen.
Damn, man. Where do I look for this green glitter guy?
Hey, man, have you see any green glitter guy?
No sir, I did not. I have been working on my car since 3 days.
Please tell me man, please, I beg of you, tell me.
Sir, I got to know a new thing.
There is a birthday in hostel number 12.
There is also strawberry cheesecake.
And yeah, what was his name...yeah, Lokesh. His induction gas is also stolen.
What?
That means, he is going to make maggie, in this hostel itself.
Thereís nothing like a perfect crime.
Do one thing. Call all the supporting actors.
And yes, also the background artists, to pass by!
Not now!
To catch hold of the maggie thief, there were enough proofs,
but due to lack of a cute cuddly detective Labrador
the hostel police took help from Bhukkad Bablu and his smelling extra-abilities.
Sir, this room is Nagesh and Tejas
Nagesh and Tejas?
I knew it, I knew it since the beginning about these two.
They look like actual thieves.
Sir, but we are right here.
Holy, Byomkesh.
If they are here, who is in the room?
Oh, damn! You?
You maggie thief! Stand here and tell us. Why did you steal the maggie! Stand here!
Yes yes, Maggu Mangesh, Yes, I was behind all of this.
What did you think? An underdog could not do this?
In my childhoodÖ
Yes, yes okay. Donít bore me please.
Return the money of the maggie you have stolen.
Not to him, to me! Iíll give it to him.
Kher, before he steals more maggie, pick his induction.
Kher! I am talking to you!
Why donít you decide for once if youíre talking to me or just saying it generally!
My god my brains are whacked out! If I get pissed Iíll jump on your face and youíll die!
What kind of a man is he?
*blabbers away*
What Maggoo Mangesh did, was wrong.
Infact, it was very wrong. In redemption, he had to treat Jigar Dícosta in the college canteen.
That too on his account.
And on the other hand, Lokesh got his induction on which he cooked maggie and gathered appreciation.
Therefore I say, if you want to sleep on a three seater sofa,
please keep pillows, or else, the neck becomes stiff.
With this random though, I, Kuroop Soni, say goodbye.
If all goes well, Iíll meet you again in another episode of Hostel Crime Patrol.
Until then, stay safe, stay aware and take care.
Jai Hind, Jai Punjab.
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