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REDISCOVERING THE DIVINE FEMININE: HOW MENSTRUATION RELATES TO MOON CYCLES, NATURE & DIETS

When I first got my period, I was thrilled! I viewed it as a right of passage, marking

my transition into womanhood, and I welcomed the opportunity to embrace my newfound femininity.

However, like many women, over the years I eventually started to resent my time of the

month, dreading my painful cramps and counting all of the things I felt I missed out on because

of it. Society treats periods as though they�re dirty and shouldn�t be spoken of, and even

women look down upon them as well; but, it wasn�t always like this.

Menstruation used to be celebrated and seen as a gift, an element of the Divine feminine

that deserved appreciation and recognition. It�s a beautiful form of detoxification

only women get to enjoy and this process allows us to birth life, a miracle that can only

be made possible through menstruation.

Society used to refer to this sacred period as women�s �moon time,� as their cycle

was actually synced with the moon. The word menstruation itself is derived from Greek

and Latin words meaning month and moon. Menstruation not only ties us to nature, but it can also

give women a better picture of their health and their chakra systems. So, how did we,

as women, become so disconnected from the sacredness of our moon times, and how can

we change the dialogue and the way we experience our periods?

The Divinity Behind Women�s Moon Cycles

Those few days when women shed their menstrual blood used to be celebrated, as women were

not permitted to be on their feet working; instead, they were encouraged to rest and

nurture their bodies. Our cycles were naturally aligned with the rhythm of the moon as it

waxed and waned. Menstruation would begin around the New Moon and ovulation would occur

around the Full Moon.

The feminine energy in the villages was incredibly powerful, as women were experiencing their

moon times together. Women were usually able to bond and relax during this time, so they

could receive healing energy and appreciate this period of purification and rejuvenation.

To be clear, the fact that menstruation is a detoxification process does not imply women

are dirty. In fact, it implies quite the opposite, as menstruation is a gift that only women

were blessed with, which can help to detoxify them both physically and emotionally. Menstrual

periods should be empowering for women, not embarrassing.

The image of periods appearing to be �dirty� only gained popularity when we shifted towards

patriarchy; but, now that the Divine feminine is coming into light, we�re starting to

honour our moon cycles once again.

Toxins stored in the blood and liver have a chance to be flushed out as we menstruate.

The liver is the primary detoxification organ of the body, as it�s the organ that�s

responsible for filtering out toxins. Our cycles can also cleanse our reproductive systems,

releasing bacteria from inside of it and helping the body to discharge excess iron.

This process is both natural and beautiful and it shouldn�t be shunned. There�s so

much beauty within the dualistic nature of our moon cycles: The shedding of blood allows

us to give life and benefit from the detoxification. However, our periods have shifted over the

years, becoming far more painful and in many cases heavier. Many women are no longer connected

to the moon, and they view their periods as something to dread rather than an event to

get excited over. How did we, as women, arrive at this point?

Why Our Periods Have Drastically Shifted and Changed

If your cycle isn�t synced with the Full Moon or New Moon, don�t stress! Just because

your cycle isn�t in sync with the moon cycles doesn�t mean it�s not doing its job. There

are many ways for you to sync it with the moon naturally, but the best part about menstruation

is that it�s meant to flow, so it�s best not to try to control it.

This is one of the reasons why birth control is such a huge issue. Birth control literally

controls when your period starts and finishes, and so it very rarely moves or experiences

irregularities. There are a number of health issues with birth control, including a greater

risk of certain types of cancer, depression, blood clots, heart disease, and more

Since your cycle cannot freely flow, you can�t learn from it in the same way you could if

you weren�t on birth control.

Your period is such a gift; it communicates with your body and can tell you when something

is wrong or when something needs to be looked at. When you experience PMS, irregular periods,

a shift in start time, or any other symptom regarding your menstruation, that�s your

body telling you that your health requires attention.

My period has always been synced with the New Moon, and the only time it changed since

getting off birth control was after my grandmother passed away, when it synced with my cousins�

cycles on the Full Moon and didn�t shift back for months. I was experiencing other

irregular symptoms during my period, forcing me to look inwards. I realized I not only

had a health issue affecting my menstruation, but I also had a severe block on my sacral

chakra, which was in turn affecting my period. Immediately after I dealt with these issues,

my period returned to its regular cycle and started on the New Moon once again.

Everything happens for a reason, especially in our bodies! If you�re experiencing painful

menstrual cramps, that�s not just a �regular� symptom of having your period. Whenever we

have pain in our bodies, it�s always telling us that we need to look deeper and search

for the root cause of the issue.

In Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM), the liver is said to govern emotion and anger.

Since the liver holds a strong relationship to menstruation, as it�s detoxified during

this process, our periods can also reveal the health of our livers. Many women have

an emotional reaction to their menstruation, often referred to as PMS, and they express

anger or other extreme emotions. Since anger and emotions are connected to the liver, PMS

could either mean that we�re experiencing changes within our livers, which is natural

during our periods, or that we need to focus more on the health of our livers.

In addition, according to TCM, painful period cramps could actually be a symptom of a hormonal

imbalance and a Qi deficiency. In TCM, Qi is believed to be everywhere on Earth, including

our bodies. When you�re healthy, Qi is flowing freely through you, whereas when you�re

unhealthy, you either have a blockage from Qi or your �Qi tank� is low. If there�s

no Qi to move the blood out of your body during your moon time, the body is forced to cramp

up and try to expel the blood out itself.

If you do experience PMS and other symptoms society deems �regular� during menstruation,

don�t stress too much. Yes, we need to learn to listen to our bodies more and look inwards

more frequently, but to a certain degree, these phases of our cycle are normal.

Our cycles not only relate to the moon, but they also correlate to the seasons experienced

in nature. For example, the week we have our period is related to winter, when we experience

a little more darkness and feel the need to retreat. The following week, when our period

is over, relates to spring, and then we experience summer when we�re ovulating, which is typically

the time we feel best during the month. Lastly, the week before our menstruation, we enter

into fall, a time when we experience heightened emotions as we start to let things go and

fall away, otherwise when some women experience PMS symptoms.

I believe that, to a certain degree, many of these symptoms are meant to be felt, listened

to, and learned from, but not to the extremes many women go through now. Many women are

severely disconnected from their bodies, which is largely due to societal norms and beliefs

and modern medicine.

Birth control is taken by many women, which not only hurts the body but prevents us from

connecting with our periods. What�s more, women use toxic tampons and other feminine

products that contain pesticides, we�re exposed to excessive amounts of toxins through

our environment and our diets, and we suppress our emotional trauma, creating blockages on

our chakras.

How Can We Rediscover and Reclaim Our Periods?

So, if you recognize that your period needs some extra attention, how can you give it

the love it deserves? First of all, it�s about being gentle and compassionate towards

your cycles. If you�re on birth control, experiencing extreme menstrual symptoms, have

an irregular period, or whatever else, you must first be gentle with yourself. Recognize

how this has served you in the past, and then figure out how you can positively change this.

Perhaps these extremities (severe PMS and cramps, disconnection from nature, etc.) were

necessary in order for us to wake up and reclaim the sacredness surrounding women�s menstruation

and the Divine feminine once again. Sometimes things need to get so bad that it�s almost

a slap in the face, because it can trigger us and essentially force us to change.

There�s nothing wrong with having a period, but that doesn�t mean we need to suffer

through it. As Dr. John A. McDougall says, �You should not look for defects in the

�female design� to explain the reasons for these epidemics of female troubles, but

look rather to your own behavior.� How can you make changes in your own life in order

to improve your menstruation cycle?

He explains:

Exercise and reduction in weight in obese women can also lower their levels of estrogens.

The net result from reducing the exaggerated amounts of hormones found in too many American

women down to healthier levels will be better general well-being all the time and relief

from troublesome signs and symptoms during menstruation. For example, painful periods

and copious bleeding become lighter and less painful.

There is a clear relationship between diet and menstruation; this can be seen when an

anorexic woman�s periods stop, or when vegans report experiencing less period pain or lighter

bleeding. Dr. McDougall further elaborates on this, saying �Vegetarian women, compared

with those who eat meats, excrete 2 to 3 times more estrogen in their feces. Furthermore,

the blood levels of certain powerful estrogens are 50% lower than are those in meat-eaters.�

Since periods are a way to detoxify the body, it would make sense that the symptoms associated

with menstruation could improve if we�re intaking less toxins. When it all comes down

to it, rediscovering our periods means rediscovering ourselves. It means improving the health of

your body, reconnecting with nature, and looking inward.

Odds are that through this process, you�ll find that your period does sync with the Full

Moon or the New Moon, as many women have reported this for centuries, including myself. So,

what�s the difference between having your period sync with the Full Moon versus the

New Moon?

Author Miranda Gray says:

A woman with the White Moon cycle, bleeding with the dark (new) Moon, becomes linked to

the deepest levels of her awareness, reminding her that there exists more than just the world

she sees, because she is the carrier of the seed of life. A woman with a Red Moon cycle,

bleeding with the full moon, brings the energies and mysteries of her inner darkness out into

the world around her as a gift and an offering of the depths of her learning.

I personally resonate with this answer, as I can see when these trends emerged in my

own life. But, then again, every woman�s period is different, so if this article doesn�t

resonate with you, then trust your own intuition. That�s the beauty of menstruation: It�s

free flowing and changing, and has something different to teach each and every woman.

Additionally, if you�re interested in learning more about the Divine feminine and the sacredness

of menstruation, I�d recommend the books Rise Sister Rise by Rebecca Campbell and The

Red Tent by Anita Diamant. Much love!

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How to wear... Vol 2 - Duration: 4:34.

hi guys welcome back to my youtube channel really really hope that you

enjoyed my my last video and today I'm going to be talking about how to wear

outfits from save tonight so that you don't have the worry of maybe going out

shopping albans work and having the vibing of getting home because I've got

plans meaning you have to change a lot of time when I go shopping with my mom

and I've also got plans my friends and evening I do sometimes to like rush home

so that I've got time get changed and get ready to go out so I'm going to show

you how you can you just wear the same outfit make small changes and completely

different and really good evening and they'll fit over you show you how to do

this is two items that I've recently purchased and the first piece is really

really nice off the shoulder striped tops from mix I've got the sim clearance

so I'm so happy because it means ow em and I love it because of the thrill at

the front and makes it very flirty very romantic so I have to love

off-the-shoulder right now as you can see and the very back of it regardless

of the shape and your size artistic folks so nice and so above shoulder so

the think it's very great to the bedroom as well as you wanna know leg pipes cool

and so this one from it's quite thin material so even before hot they could

like off the shoulder you still feel quite calm into it and I don't love this

second item is really really cool and things I bought for Marks & Spencer and

I think they're so nice because they have a really cool an embroidery on the

bottom which probably will bring some sense

into it but of course it isn't it and I think they're lovely because they all

just the bug around the ankle and then I played us with rubber and those little

arrows they're very relaxed and they're quite wise at the end

instead of straight relaxed and they're very comfortable and the sink again they

would see all sorts of shapes and sizes and I think it'd be really good for you

know it's safe they come up to the waiter they'd be

willing to put any title if I can have a little uncomfortable with I'm

emphasizing that with waste from the class or because they're losing their

baggage you don't have any curves these could actually give you the illusion

that you lose kind of slyness if you love them and so I'm going to show you

how to wear this outfit from st. tonight

so as you can see just overall glittery kudamon close it all up changing the

shoe that my bag and my accessories I change my makeup needs a bit maybe a

little bit more life for the evening and it's so simple because when I was going

it during the daytime in a shrimp daytime video and it just looks really

catchable you don't think walks wear that in the evenings but change a few

things and you can really brighten up an outfit and you make it alive so that's

all I have for today and I really enjoyed this video and

subscribe as we interested leave comments I'll be happy to reply to any

country any questions you have and and on the back again with another video bye

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bloom [clara/sebastian] - Duration: 1:15.

It's gonna be alright.

I'm so sorry.

What do we do now, you and me? What happens now?

Now, listen to me. Go home and wait for me there.

I love you.

Why are you so sad?

Guess we're both just going to have to be brave.

Wherever you are,

whatever it takes,

I will be with you again, I swear.

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VLOG - En route pour Une aventure extraordinaire ! - MELBOURNE - SYDNEY A PIED - Duration: 14:17.

I have tiptoe pain, I have aches on all my legs.

I have my trapeze who are dead.

All my body said to me "What are you doing?" ". The only thing that keeps me going

is my moron whore!

Hi the dreamer! Let's go to Sydney! It will be 1000 km on foot. will not just walking, I will also hitchhike,

but the biggest thing is going to be walking so it's going to be a good little trip!

And there, for the departure, it is nice weather, it is nice. So I already prepared my suitcase,

I have already eaten. There is only to clean the small room and we go!

A day's walk ended, it smashed me, I walked all day,

I was blown up.

I found a little stick, call me "Mr. the shepherd". I also met

a wombat and a kangaroo but unfortunately they were dead. They were down

the road ah ... dead.

So here I have seen animals that I have never seen before, but dead.

Next time we'll try to see them alive ...

At this moment of the walk I am 160 km after 2 days. 80 km per day.

I'm ... shattered! So there I rest a little in this small park,

this place a little abandoned, and after I will hitchhike, at least

for today.

Morning! Good there it is time to leave after the little Couchsurfing

usual

I'm blown up everywhere, I hurt everywhere, but we take the road again.

Okay, I just found a "hitchhiking" so it's good

With the gentleman who's right next door, he's there, and we're gonna make the road together.

People do not stop especially when hitchhiking, but in the end,

when you find one, bin you find a good! They're goddamn, god!

You chat with them, you laugh with them, I burst out with the one who took me there!

And frankly, we rolled 30 minutes, but 30 minutes for me

you know how many hours on foot? It's 8 hours, so 30 minutes by car

it suits me well! Hey! There I arrived at the destination, so normally, at the person who lodges me

I could only go there at 6 pm, so there it is

2 o'clock

So we go to visit, we go for a walk, and for once today

is a quiet day. I did not walk like a tart.

I walked 4 hours anyway, but I did not walk 12 hours!

So, I just found a place ... What is it relaxing!

It's beautiful, it's relaxing, I'll take a round ... you've seen it!

I found a new spot, better still, so with that view that is there, and that view that's there,

and that view that's there, and that view that's there ... Wow! What a beautiful guy!

I take advantage of being there, to announce you

something I have wanted to do for a little while.

But I postpone it each time to later

And I decided to write a book! Yes, I'm writing a book!

Basically, this book is going to be a motivational book, actually.

I will not have a guideline on my book, but several small stories,

to motivate

I'll start writing there now.

Here in fact, I will write really here.

When it comes out, I do not know when it will come out.

It will come out to be in a month, it will come out to be in 8 years.

I do not know. And I'll make you a sign! Me tony galiano will write a book!

Eh yes ! You of course! I'll write a book. A book, a book, a book

... aie! You think he's big that tree?

Look at this ! ... It is immense! Look at this thing! It's only in Australia

that you can find things like that! My ... God!

Do you want to see a pond moving? I do not know if you see. It moves, it moves,

it moves! That makes noise.

Hi the sun! How are you going to sunshine? Soon you're going to lie down in the sun!

I am tired ! I begin to break a cable! Hey!

Here I am, finally, in a corner of the beach.

A corner of the beach

It's really a corner.

I'm shattered.

Then there I am in Lakes Entrance, child it is a mix between the sea and the lake,

quit simply

So, in fact, all that has there, all that is the lake

And in fact, on the other side of that, I do not know if you see,

there's a direct sea.

And suddenly, at one point, I do not know, I'll look for it actually.

There is a point where the sea and the lake converge and it makes a rather atypical place.

So we'll see that right now.

Hey! Good evening the little ducks! It's not ducks, it's swans I think,

black swans ... THIS IS A SIGN! You noticed that I just use

converge and atypical in the same sentence? Honestly, I am amazed myself!

So there I got to a point on the bridge

I'll go to the other side, down there.

And it is down there, at the bottom, where the lake and the sea converge.

But as I have laughed, and I am tired, and my legs hurt,

I will not go.

Because it's the opposite way from where I go.

So I went there! Right here ! I do not know what I did there.

You see my finger, ouhouuuu, down there! And then we move again! Because we are determined!

And never stop! My god, I have to tell you something!

Yesterday I was supposed to sleep at a host with Couchsurfing, in one place,

it was Lakes Entrance, and in the end, he cancel my stay

So I had no place to sleep.

I was a little in the shit, I tell you right away.

I was angry, so I said "fuck off" I'll walk, keep walking

to the next town! What I had not paid attention to was

that it was 5 pm, and that the next town was 53 km away,

you must know that 53 km I do it in 10 hours! So I start walking, it starts to get dark,

so suddenly I start hitchhiking, because I will not walk 53 km at night,

it's not worth it.

So, in the end, I walk for 2 hours, no one stops.

After 2 hours, there is a mini van that stops.

So, it's a van with a girl group, with a girl driving.

So the girl tells me "I have to take the children to several places and then

I take you where you want". I do "ok bin no worry". She takes half of the girls

to different places, in different houses, and then

she asks me "there I go home, bring my sisters back", so it must be known that half

were her sisters, so 5 sisters

"So, I take you to the city that I am, spot you can sleep with me" "Direct,

I sleep at home, there is no worry." And in the end, I arrived home,

so at their parents place.

His parents have 11 kids, 11 kids! Mainly girls and 3 or 4 boys.

11 !!! So there is the countryside, it's

the farm.

So I treated goat milk, I do not know how we call it, last night.

I spent the whole evening with them and, in the end, today I will stay

the day, rest a little because I need it with my legs.

And I will leave tomorrow morning.

So, there, I sleep in the caravan that is next to the house.

A little caravan like that, just for me, I'm in it.

When I go out, there again they have returned, but in the night, in fact, I sleep with

the horses

Finally, ponies.

I sleep with the ponies, and they're just there.

so, there they are not there.

I'll make you a little visit.

Hello ! Small animals!

So here I go again after a day of rest in this family.

But now it's time to start again! It is time to suffer! And then I attack

the mountain so it's going to be the most complicated I've ever done.

So we go with a smile and good humor, and of course, with all the motivation

I can have!

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le mode de paiment est valable uniquement sur l'outils paypal

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"First, welcome to all our distinguished guests."

"The friends of the Airborne." "and especially those veterans that we're

here to honor today."

*music*

"On this day, and this entire week, we celebrate the valor, and the triumph of man.

We'll always remember their incredible cost to secure freedom."

One veteran reflects on the moment his boots hit the sand and he began paying for that

liberty.

"What the hell am I doing here?

But we gotta do it.

I, I was actually scared; I say, I say I don't get this medal for all the bravery, I got

it for not getting killed that day.

Yeah, I was scared, but you just do what you got to do.

Regardless."

"Yes, it is an honor.

I'd never thought anything like that would ever happen to me…a lonely grunt.

It is amazing, I will come back, it is amazing."

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Solidify our golden empire,

Underneath the aegis of heaven,

All of civilization will cease to toil,

United in happiness and mirth,

As long as the Qing rules.

Our empire is emblazoned by light,

And our boundaries are vast and preserved.

The sky stretches infinitely,

The sea brims with turbulence.

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VLOG - En route pour Une aventure extraordinaire ! - MELBOURNE - SYDNEY A PIED - Duration: 14:17.

I have tiptoe pain, I have aches on all my legs.

I have my trapeze who are dead.

All my body said to me "What are you doing?" ". The only thing that keeps me going

is my moron whore!

Hi the dreamer! Let's go to Sydney! It will be 1000 km on foot. will not just walking, I will also hitchhike,

but the biggest thing is going to be walking so it's going to be a good little trip!

And there, for the departure, it is nice weather, it is nice. So I already prepared my suitcase,

I have already eaten. There is only to clean the small room and we go!

A day's walk ended, it smashed me, I walked all day,

I was blown up.

I found a little stick, call me "Mr. the shepherd". I also met

a wombat and a kangaroo but unfortunately they were dead. They were down

the road ah ... dead.

So here I have seen animals that I have never seen before, but dead.

Next time we'll try to see them alive ...

At this moment of the walk I am 160 km after 2 days. 80 km per day.

I'm ... shattered! So there I rest a little in this small park,

this place a little abandoned, and after I will hitchhike, at least

for today.

Morning! Good there it is time to leave after the little Couchsurfing

usual

I'm blown up everywhere, I hurt everywhere, but we take the road again.

Okay, I just found a "hitchhiking" so it's good

With the gentleman who's right next door, he's there, and we're gonna make the road together.

People do not stop especially when hitchhiking, but in the end,

when you find one, bin you find a good! They're goddamn, god!

You chat with them, you laugh with them, I burst out with the one who took me there!

And frankly, we rolled 30 minutes, but 30 minutes for me

you know how many hours on foot? It's 8 hours, so 30 minutes by car

it suits me well! Hey! There I arrived at the destination, so normally, at the person who lodges me

I could only go there at 6 pm, so there it is

2 o'clock

So we go to visit, we go for a walk, and for once today

is a quiet day. I did not walk like a tart.

I walked 4 hours anyway, but I did not walk 12 hours!

So, I just found a place ... What is it relaxing!

It's beautiful, it's relaxing, I'll take a round ... you've seen it!

I found a new spot, better still, so with that view that is there, and that view that's there,

and that view that's there, and that view that's there ... Wow! What a beautiful guy!

I take advantage of being there, to announce you

something I have wanted to do for a little while.

But I postpone it each time to later

And I decided to write a book! Yes, I'm writing a book!

Basically, this book is going to be a motivational book, actually.

I will not have a guideline on my book, but several small stories,

to motivate

I'll start writing there now.

Here in fact, I will write really here.

When it comes out, I do not know when it will come out.

It will come out to be in a month, it will come out to be in 8 years.

I do not know. And I'll make you a sign! Me tony galiano will write a book!

Eh yes ! You of course! I'll write a book. A book, a book, a book

... aie! You think he's big that tree?

Look at this ! ... It is immense! Look at this thing! It's only in Australia

that you can find things like that! My ... God!

Do you want to see a pond moving? I do not know if you see. It moves, it moves,

it moves! That makes noise.

Hi the sun! How are you going to sunshine? Soon you're going to lie down in the sun!

I am tired ! I begin to break a cable! Hey!

Here I am, finally, in a corner of the beach.

A corner of the beach

It's really a corner.

I'm shattered.

Then there I am in Lakes Entrance, child it is a mix between the sea and the lake,

quit simply

So, in fact, all that has there, all that is the lake

And in fact, on the other side of that, I do not know if you see,

there's a direct sea.

And suddenly, at one point, I do not know, I'll look for it actually.

There is a point where the sea and the lake converge and it makes a rather atypical place.

So we'll see that right now.

Hey! Good evening the little ducks! It's not ducks, it's swans I think,

black swans ... THIS IS A SIGN! You noticed that I just use

converge and atypical in the same sentence? Honestly, I am amazed myself!

So there I got to a point on the bridge

I'll go to the other side, down there.

And it is down there, at the bottom, where the lake and the sea converge.

But as I have laughed, and I am tired, and my legs hurt,

I will not go.

Because it's the opposite way from where I go.

So I went there! Right here ! I do not know what I did there.

You see my finger, ouhouuuu, down there! And then we move again! Because we are determined!

And never stop! My god, I have to tell you something!

Yesterday I was supposed to sleep at a host with Couchsurfing, in one place,

it was Lakes Entrance, and in the end, he cancel my stay

So I had no place to sleep.

I was a little in the shit, I tell you right away.

I was angry, so I said "fuck off" I'll walk, keep walking

to the next town! What I had not paid attention to was

that it was 5 pm, and that the next town was 53 km away,

you must know that 53 km I do it in 10 hours! So I start walking, it starts to get dark,

so suddenly I start hitchhiking, because I will not walk 53 km at night,

it's not worth it.

So, in the end, I walk for 2 hours, no one stops.

After 2 hours, there is a mini van that stops.

So, it's a van with a girl group, with a girl driving.

So the girl tells me "I have to take the children to several places and then

I take you where you want". I do "ok bin no worry". She takes half of the girls

to different places, in different houses, and then

she asks me "there I go home, bring my sisters back", so it must be known that half

were her sisters, so 5 sisters

"So, I take you to the city that I am, spot you can sleep with me" "Direct,

I sleep at home, there is no worry." And in the end, I arrived home,

so at their parents place.

His parents have 11 kids, 11 kids! Mainly girls and 3 or 4 boys.

11 !!! So there is the countryside, it's

the farm.

So I treated goat milk, I do not know how we call it, last night.

I spent the whole evening with them and, in the end, today I will stay

the day, rest a little because I need it with my legs.

And I will leave tomorrow morning.

So, there, I sleep in the caravan that is next to the house.

A little caravan like that, just for me, I'm in it.

When I go out, there again they have returned, but in the night, in fact, I sleep with

the horses

Finally, ponies.

I sleep with the ponies, and they're just there.

so, there they are not there.

I'll make you a little visit.

Hello ! Small animals!

So here I go again after a day of rest in this family.

But now it's time to start again! It is time to suffer! And then I attack

the mountain so it's going to be the most complicated I've ever done.

So we go with a smile and good humor, and of course, with all the motivation

I can have!

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20- Step 18 Fixing Master Pages | Jennifer Amriss - Duration: 2:18.

Hello, dear authors and aspiring formatters.

I'm Jennifer Amriss and welcome to the InDesign Master Class.

Welcome back to the Extras Series!

This is video two in the InDesign Extras Series: Fixing your Master Pages to reflect changes.

If you change your name or the book title for any reason, the easiest way to reflect

that in your book, is to change your Master Pages.

To do this, go to Chapter One's document here, and in the Pages pane, which is right here,

we are going to select the Master Pages.

Double click on those.

And, Be Careful, It's YOUR Heart.

And maybe she changed her name to Kait Montgomery.

And, let's say this is perfect.

We are going to save this.

And close that out.

And because Chapter One holds that Master Page, and has the Master Pages icon next to

it telling us that that is the correct Master Page, what we're going to do is highlight

all of these by selecting the first, holding down the shift key,

and clicking Back Matter [the last].

And then going into your menu, and synchronize your book.

If you don't synchronize your book, it will only show on Chapter One,

so let's test that out.

Chapter Four.

Be Careful, It's Your Heart, and her name is now Kait Montgomery.

And one thing that you will always have to check after synchronizing your book, is that

your cover page, and your front matter, and your back matter have the correct Master Pages.

Which is the None page.

And everything looks good!

This goes from anything for swapping the header and the footer, anything you want to do to

the header and footer of your pages goes in your Master Pages.

And after you change Master Page for Chapter One, make sure that the icon is next to Chapter

One, this little icon right here.

And make sure that you resynchronize your book.

And that's it for this edition of Extras: Fixing Your Master Pages.

In the next video, we will be looking at Text Variables!

If you're ready, click on over to the next video, and I will see you there!

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07- Step 5 Character Styles- Drop Caps | Jennifer Amriss - Duration: 3:35.

Hello, dear authors and aspiring formatters.

I'm Jennifer Amriss and welcome to the InDesign Master Class.

In this video, I'll show you how to create gorgeous Character Styles.

These, combined with Paragraph Styles, are so powerful and instrumental in automating

much of your book's creation.

In this segment, we'll be focusing on Drop Caps.

But first, I want to show you the file structure I created.

Now, by using the cover page, I cheated a little bit, and I went to File > Save As,

and renamed it to Chapter01, and then I did that again for Chapter02 through 12.

And then I did it again for FromtMatter and BackMatter.

So we now have Cover through our back matter.

And, if you notice...

Cancel...

it is exactly the same for our documents.

So that way we can just go down the list.

But before we do anything with this, I'm going to minimize that and come back to our page here.

And what we're going to do is create our Character Styles.

So, by coming in here, I am going to fill this with some dummy text by going to Type

> Fill with Placeholder Text.

And that is very big, so we will go to our Paragraph Styles and reset that.

Okay.

And, we want to create a character style.

So we go down here to Character Styles.

And, there's none there, so we will click this right here, and that creates a new character style.

Edit.

And, by "Edit", I right-clicked on it to choose Edit.

And we will name this Drop Caps.

"Based On:" [None].

And we'll go to Basic Formats.

Font Family, I want this to be the Aprhodite Pro.

And I want that to be Regular.

Size will be 12.

And, because this is a "fancy" font, where I'm going to have to adjust it based on, uh,

what letter it is per chapter, I'm not going to use any Leading or Tracking.

So I'm just going to put Auto on there, and I'll use Optical, and Tracking, I'm going

to leave it at 0.

Case, we want that to be All Caps.

And, we're not going to worry about that.

Go to Advanced Character Formats.

Horizontal Scale, we don't need any of those.

Character Color, you can change the character colors, but we're not going to do that.

Leave that alone.

No underline.

No Strikethrough.

And we will leave Export Tagging alone.

So we are done with Drop Caps.

And, it made it really nice for us.

Now, you'll notice that it didn't create a drop cap, it just made the character style.

You actually do the Drop Cap when you do the Paragraph Styles.

So we'll go ahead and leave that for now, and in the next video, I'll show you how to

do the Small Caps.

And then we'll get into Paragraph Styles so you can see how to make this all work together.

If you're ready to get started, click on over to the next video, and let's learn about Small Caps!

See you then!

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08- Step 6 Character Styles- Small Caps | Jennifer Amriss - Duration: 2:24.

Hello, dear authors and aspiring formatters.

I'm Jennifer Amriss and welcome to the InDesign Master Class.

In the last video, I showed you how to create the Character Style we'll be using for our

Drop Caps.

In this video, even though we won't be using it for this book, I'll show you how to create

the Small Caps Character Style.

Let's get started!

Now, we already have our Drop Caps here.

And we already have our dummy text.

But, if you skipped the last video because you want to focus solely on Small Caps, we'll

go to Type, and all the way to the bottom to "Fill with Placeholder Text", and that

gives you the dummy text.

And we will highlight some of our dummy text, so I'm going to use the first three words.

And, go to Character Style, and this little box right here is New Character Style.

And we're going to right click on Character Style 1, Edit "Character Style 1".

And we are going to name that Small Caps.

*Clears throat*

Basic Characters.

We're going to make that Font Family Adobe Garamond Pro.

And we will make that Regular.

Size will be 12.

Case is—Case is where you select Small Caps.

And then Position: Normal.

Tracking: 0.

Kerning: None.

And Leading: Auto.

And you can pretty much ignore all this unless you want to make it colorful or strikethrough.

And that is all for Small Caps.

Now, to finish, click on Small Caps, and it creates the Small Caps for us.

And, of course, if that's too small for you, and you want it larger, you can always right-

click on Small Caps.

Edit.

Go back to Basic Character Formats and enlarge the text.

And it does it for you.

And now that we have our Drop Caps and Small Caps set up, in the Next Video, I will teach

you about Paragraph Styles which is how you tie all this stuff in together.

I'll see you then!

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03- Step 1 Preparing Your Book | Jennifer Amriss - Duration: 3:33.

Hello, dear authors and aspiring formatters.

I'm Jennifer Amriss and welcome to the InDesign Master Class.

In this video, I will show you how to prepare your book for importing into InDesign.

Let's get started!

Now, to get started, we will need our book in a Word file or an Open Office Document.

I already have it open here.

And the first thing we're going to do is get rid of this cover sheet.

And then we are going to make sure that everything is the same size.

And since she has Casting Call as her subheadings, and she hasn't listed chapter numbers, we

are going to insert chapter numbers, take out the space between the title and the text.

And then we are going to separate this into Front Matter, chapters—each individual chapter,

and then Back Matter.

So let's get started!

Alright.

So, Be Careful, It's My Heart, we don't need that in there.

So we are going to take that out.

[Note, you can click at the beginning of the text, scroll to the end, and hold down shift

as you click at the end of the section you want to highlight if you don't want to click

and drag.]

And, ctrl + A to select all.

Make sure they're the same font, and the same size.

And then, I'm going to come down here, and she has this set up as a style, so I'm going

to take out that style.

And, again, make sure that it's the same size and the same font.

Take out the space.

And I will be right back once I do that for everything else.

And I'm back.

And as you can see, I added Chapter One, and everything is the same.

And down for Chapter Two...

If I can find it.

There it is.

I added a page break and then put Chapter Two.

And I deleted the other chapters since I already have them separated.

And here's the back matter.

So, what we're going to do, is we're going to separate these into pages.

I'm going to leave the formatting for this the same,

and ctrl + C to copy. File > New [> Blank Document].

[ctrl + V to paste into the new document], and File > Save.

And PC, more options, Desktop.

And then, we're going to do the same thing for Chapter 1, Chapter 2, and then finally

the back matter.

So, I'm going to NOT save that, because I want to save that as my original file,

and I will be right back!

Okay, as you see, I have all the files done.

And the original file is in the original files folder.

With the book separated into Front Matter, Back Matter, and individual chapters, you

are done with your preparation!

Once you've got your own files squared away, head on over to the next video, and I will

see you then!

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Hole Lotta Shakin' Ch. 4 - Supernatural Mystery Audiobook - by Robert Lee Beers - Duration: 17:38.

Tall Tale TV.

SciFi and Fantasy Short Stories.

Hole Lotta Shakin' A Tony Mandolin Short Story

By Robert Beers Chapter 4

We had a few hours before Bain was supposed to pick us up, so after getting the keys at

the bell desk, we took one of the Palaces elevators up to the 5th floor.

The attendant told us it was all hydraulics, that new water power system which would someday

power cars across the bay and around the world, just like HG Wells writes about.

I must say, it was one of the quietest and smoothest elevator rides I'd ever taken.

After Frankie got over his gushing about how wonderful and luxurious everything was, we

went back down to the ground floor, picked out a couple of outfits more typical for the

period, broke one of Enrico's tens and headed back out onto Market.

The weather was cool enough we both decided to stay with coats and hats.

As for our obvious other differences, those that clothing could not hide, I figured all

I'd have to do was tell a questioning cop where I was staying, show him the key for

proof and that would be it.

We grabbed a passing trolley car and took a ride up Market Street.

It was even more remarkable being in the middle of the moving chaos that was traffic in 1906.

Frankie kept pointing out cars and trucks, models and brands long since extinct in the

twenty-first century.

What I found most intriguing was the difference from what I was seeing and from what I knew

as a bus passenger on this same run.

Aside from the wide open feel due to the far smaller and shorter buildings, there was the

green space scattered along both sides of the street.

It felt, for all the world, like a ride in the country, right in the heart of bustling

San Francisco.

I was even more surprised when I saw Central Park coming into view.

It looked like someone had grabbed a portion of the Marin Headlands and plopped it into

the middle of the city.

Fully grown oaks and madrones lined the park and the ground between and behind the trees

was filled with long grass and smaller bushes.

And then I saw the smoke.

One of the other passengers, an obvious tourist from somewhere in the Midwest said, "I will

bet that's from the headhunter's camp."

A woman added, "Oh dear Lord, I hope they aren't all naked and disgusting."

And then the cross-talk conversation went downhill from there.

I got off the trolley thinking that things hadn't changed all that much in the past

century.

Most people were still idiots.

The one thing that had changed was the habit of charging for everything in present day

Frisco.

We just got off the car and walked into the park.

That was it, no gate, no guard, nothing.

It was easy to see where the tribe had been placed as the crowd headed that way was extensive.

Frankie and I just went with the flow.

The city had managed to either move, or recreate the village setting the Pilipino tribe had

back in the islands, huts roofed with rushes, the tripod-supported cook pot, and so on.

I wasn't sure the pointed log wall was authentic, and I was damned sure the crowd of tourists

surrounding them, gawking and pointing wasn't.

"Interesting, isn't it?"

I turned and looked down at a woman.

She had had reddish brown hair under a brimmed hat and was dressed in what could be called

a conservative business style of the day.

What was different is that she spoke with a British accent and she was holding a notebook,

her pencil poised over the page.

"Excuse me?"

I replied.

She put the pencil away and held out her hand, "E.M. Swift-Hook, reporter for the Chronicle.

I wrote the article for today's paper and I'm doing a series of follow-ups.

What do you think of the display?"

From what I remembered, the notion of a woman reporter was about as rare as hens' teeth

in this time.

Of course, she was British…

I said, "I'm wondering more what the display thinks of being put on display," I said,

glancing back at the crowd.

I was finding the whole thing a little disturbing.

Swift-Hook was a real reporter all right, she jumped on my admission like a cat on a

mouse, "Really?"

The pencil scribbled like mad, "What makes you say that?"

Frankie entered the conversation with, "Tony, you should see those villagers.

They look like Hobbits from the Shire!"

As my brain went, "Oh God…"

Swift-Hook found a whole new goldmine of reporting in the big guy.

It didn't matter if she was a real reporter or not.

If what he was bound to tell her got into circulation…

I looked around, desperate to find something to distract.

The last thing I needed was Frankie getting into a storytelling jag and revealing where

and when we were really from, to a reporter of all things… as I said, oh my God.

And then my eye caught just the sight.

"Hey, Frankie," I said, interrupting a distressingly familiar story in the works,

"Isn't that Teddy Roosevelt?"

"Who?

Where?"

Frankie didn't need to do anything to see over the crowd.

He just turned in the direction of my point.

"Oh, wow," he said.

"Can we go meet him, Tony?

He's one of my favorites.

Right behind Kennedy."

That did it.

The reporter obviously knew the difference between a fable and a disastrous slip of the

tongue.

Female or not, she had the instincts.

She moved so she was facing both of us, and that pencil looking more and more like a weapon.

"Who are you really and where are you really from?"

Frankie looked stricken.

I said, "Ma'am, you would not believe me even if I told you under whatever truth

serum exists today."

Swift-Hook looked confused, "Truth serum?

What's that?"

Frankie murmured, "Oops."

I took her by the arm.

"Tell you what, Miss Swift-Hook, we should talk, but not here."

"What?

What are you doing!?

Let me go!"

People looked around and a few men started our way.

I held out my ID.

From a distance, it looks more official than it is, and said, "Police, plain clothes.

She's a pickpocket."

The look the reporter gave me should have fried me on the spot, but the crowd melted

away.

I even got a few claps of applause.

Frankie murmured, "Smooth, Tony.

Real smooth."

We rode another trolley all the way back down Market with a very sullen Swift-Hook in tow.

I had Frankie get off first and I handed the reporter to him and then jumped down.

She glared death at me and muttered, "I suppose if I scream you'll flash that badge

again, right?"

I smiled and said, "Probably, but if you cooperate, you just may have the story of

your career.

How would you like to interview Mark Twain?"

She didn't glare, but she didn't smile either.

She looked suspicious.

"What's that mean?"

She asked.

I looked around.

"This is way too public.

Let's go into the bar."

I still had hold of her arm, so I heard the muttered, "A bar is less public than this?"

As we walked into the Palm Court I saw the waiter Bain had called Andrew and called him

over.

He said, "Yes, Mister Mandolin?"

As he came closer.

The reporter was glancing back and forth between us.

I handed him a dollar bill from the ten I broke earlier and said, "We need a quiet

table with no eavesdroppers.

Can 't you arrange that?"

He grinned big.

"Yes, sir!"

Swift-Hook said as we were led to the same corner of the lounge Bain used earlier.

"Who… are… you?"

"I can't tell you," I said.

"One, you'd think I'm crazy, and two, it might have a potentially damaging, even

fatal effect on my family."

"Can't I be the judge of that?"

She replied, with a toss of her head, "I mean, it's not like you're going to say

something like you're travelers from the future or outer space."

Frankie mugged a face, "Oh no, we'd never say that.

It's just that… you know…"

I managed not to groan.

"So what is it?"

Swift-Hook asked, her pencil poised.

I held up a hand and said, "I need a drink.

Would you like a drink?"

She nodded and I signaled for Andrew.

After the drinks were served and sampled, I said, "Mister Jackson and I are detectives

and we are on a case that could have extreme consequences, especially for those on its

edges.

The person or persons we are after has shown no qualms about collateral damage.

If you start reporting on this, you may very well include yourself and your paper in that

category."

"Oh come on," She said, almost snorting, "Do you really expect me to swallow a line

like that?

Even with my father being a board member, I may be relegated to writing fluff pieces

just because I have a bosom, but that doesn't mean I'm stupid.

What really is going on, and do you really know Mark Twain?"

"Clemons."

She looked at Frankie, "What?"

"His name is Clemons, Sam Clemons.

Mark Twain is a nom de plume."

She put her hand to her forehead, "Oh my dear Lord."

We were still in the bar when Bain came for us.

He said, "I didn't bother checking the rooms.

I figured neither of you would be able to sit and wait quietly.

By the way, you look a lot better.

Who is this charming young lady?"

She rose and held out her hand, just as she did when we met at the park, "E.M. Swift-Hook."

"Ah, the Chronicle's intrepid woman reporter," Bain said, bowing over her hand.

"Landau Bain, at your service.

How is your father?"

The effect of Bain's name on Swift-Hook was not what I expected.

Especially not after she shot down my attempt at a half truth, "Landau Bain?

The adventurer?

Omigoodness!

Mister Bain, would it be too much trouble to bother you for an interview?

These gentlemen said they were friends with Mark Twain, but you, Landau Bain.

Wow…"

I guess her father went out the window.

Bain then looked at us, "Shall we invite this lady to the poker game?"

I looked at Swift-Hook.

I thought she was going to ask him to marry her right there and then.

♦ ♦ ♦ Getting into the game was easier than I thought

it would be.

At the sight of Bain, the guards, yes there was more than one, about five more, opened

the door and let us stroll right in.

E.M., as she insisted on being called ooing and ahing the entire way.

It wouldn't have been so bad, but Frankie was right there with her.

The first door led to a room with an open bar and another door with just two guards,

but both of these fellows were close to Frankie-size.

I wondered, did Sam Clemons rate this level of protection?

When we went into the game room I got my answer.

Teddy Roosevelt, the President of the United States at this time, and for another three

years, was at the table.

He didn't stand.

He didn't need to.

According to protocol, when the Chief Executive enters a room, everyone stands, regardless

of political association.

What he did do was boom out, "Bain!

Bully!

There you are, man!

I've been waiting for you.

I've got a whole new game.

Let's see what your tricks can do for you now, son."

Bain said, "Mister President, may I introduce two new players, Anthony Mandolin and Franklin

Jackson."

"Named after old Stonewall himself, eh?"

Roosevelt boomed.

"From the more southern part of the family, eh?

Ha!"

I wondered if the guy could talk at anything less than full volume.

He turned to me, "Mister Mandolin.

A musical name.

How's your game, son?"

Before I could answer, Roosevelt then asked, "And who is this vision of loveliness?"

I knew he wasn't talking about Frankie.

Bain shifted smoothly into, "This is E.M. Swift-Hook, the intrepid female reporter for

the Chronicle.

You know her father, Mister President.

I would go so far as to say she would be a superb addition to the White House Press Corps."

"And give those idiots at the Post a collective stroke to boot, eh Bain?"

Roosevelt laughed.

"Imagine that, a woman on the press corps!"

He looked at Swift-Hook, "Do you play, young lady?"

She gulped, and then said, in a very small voice, "Uh…"

I jumped in, "She sure does, Mister President.

I'm lucky to have a dollar to my name after the last game."

"Bully!" Roosevelt boomed.

"Bully!

Martins, deal her in."

He looked at us and said, "Gentlemen, it's a dollar ante.

I hope you can afford to lose."

Then he barked out a roar of laughter.

As we sat, Bain took over the role of host.

"You all know our esteemed Commander in Chief," Roosevelt bowed his head as he fingered

his chips.

"Next to him is Ducky Smith, one of the few women in the new Secret Service, and next

to her is Mister Eric Craig, the only scientist to beat Russia's Tesla in chess.

Watch out for him, he cheats."

Craig objected, "I do not!"

But his smile said otherwise.

"No," Bain said evenly, "Just not badly enough to get caught."

Roosevelt boomed out another laugh.

"Next to Craig is Lord Brent Harris, over here to check on his shipping concerns.

No matter how much he loses, he never seems to mind."

Harris said, in a Hugh Grant accent, "At fifteen of your dollars to the pound, dear

boy, it's cheap at twice the price."

"Quite," Bain murmured, and then said, "And then we have the lovely Miss Aaron

Michael-Hall.

Mister Jackson, you two should get to know each other, but bear in mind, she's been

widowed seven times."

Frankie muttered, "Toneeee…"

E.M.'s chuckle didn't help the big guy at all.

Miss Michael-Hall was what the papers called an ebon beauty, and the feral glance she gave

Frankie was absolutely predatory.

I wondered how she made it to this table, even in San Francisco.

"Next," Bain went on, "We have Professor Alan VanMeter, another scientist, and the

only man I know who was capable of making Mister Edison so angry he actually sputtered.

I like that in a man."

Professor VanMeter inclined his head, along with a smile to Bain.

"And then we have one Mister Julien Green, a man with no known pastime, but who somehow

manages to always be there after the smoke clears and without a scratch on him."

Green smirked, "Yeah, don't you love it?

C'mon Bain, deal the damn cards."

Green's accent said Australia.

I thought, opals?

Bain shook his head, "Not quite yet Julien.

I have not taken over for Mister Martins, and I have to introduce our guests first."

"But you already did, to Teddy.

We all heard it."

"And what does Mason say?"

Bain murmured.

Green muttered, "Damn protocols.

I want to play poker."

Roosevelt waved a hand, "Go ahead Landau, introduce your guests to the whole gang."

Bain inclined his head, "Thank you, Mister President.

Ladies and gentleman.

Standing to my left is none other than Mister Anthony Mandolin.

The man who, single-handedly mind you, stopped that thief of Caruso's diamond necklace

this morning."

Murmurs went around the table.

Roosevelt said, "I heard that fellow had a knife."

I nodded, "He did."

"And you took him down anyway, unarmed?"

Bain said, "Yes he did, and in quick fashion, I don't think he even broke a sweat."

Roosevelt replied, "Bully, my boy, bully!

And that strapping lad?"

He pointed at Frankie.

"This," Bain said, "Is my new friend, Franklin Amadeus Jackson, and even if he is

blacker than my burnt toast this morning, he is one of the few real men I've ever

known," I was really trying not to choke at that point.

Green growled, "Right.

Now, can we play some goddamned poker?"

Hole Lotta Shakin' is a short story by Robert Lee Beers, author of The Tony Mandolin Mysteries,

the best unknown supernatural mystery series on the planet.

The Tony Mandolin Mysteries take place in and around today's San Francisco, and in style

are a mash-up of Nero Wolf, Harry Dresden and the Vimes novels of the immortal Sir Terry

Pratchett.

There are seven finished novels in the series, an 8th in the works and several short stories

offered for free on Kindle Unlimited.

If you go to http://asmbeers.wixsite.com/robertleebeers everything is there and more.

Bully!

Much appreciated for the gander, dear chaps.

If you enjoyed this piece, be sure to wallop that like button and subscribe for more truly

outstanding sci-fi and fantasy short stories.

I'm Teddy Roosevelt, and that's it for today's Tall Tale TV.

Bully!

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2017 Pro V1 and Pro V1x Tour Validation - Duration: 1:31.

The process never begins or ends when it comes to developing new and better performing golf balls.

The day after we launched the new product in 2015, we're already working on 2017.

We're always trying different things.

We'll bring things to players, to get their reaction for potential use.

We've been talking to guys for the last couple months

that Vegas is going to be the launch of the 2017 products.

The white box...

... this is like Christmas for a PGA TOUR golfer.

When you see a white box, you know there's something special here.

The purpose of this week is to get guys to consider the new product.

Making sure every player that plays the Titleist golf ball

is aware that there are two new models available this week to play.

We describe the product,

They hit the product, and they're like...

"Wow."

"It's exciting... awesome... I appreciate it."

"I can tell that's flying nice."

Positive feedback from the best players in the world

is tremendously satisfying.

But the work doesn't stop.

We've got more players to see.

Looking forward to a very exciting 2017 season.

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English vocab - Words that will make you sound smarter - palavras dificeis de traduzir do ingles - Duration: 1:24.

words that will make you sound huh smarter accolade listen again calculate

one more time accolade accolade means any award honor or laudatory notice some

examples the play received accolades from the press another example as of now

it is the only hotel that can boast this accolade less sentence the new model one

industry accolades and awards and put GM back on the map in the electric car race

two things to notice these words are harder to use in sentences so try to

make new sentences and use the word so you don't forget it sometimes people use

hard words and make them sound weird to Americans these words that I'm going to

give to you don't sound weird they are words that Americans know and use all

the time but they are higher-level words so if you use these words I am sure

you're going to sound smarter which is our goal

all right thanks for watching please drop a like if you want to see a second

video like this subscribe if you haven't already

but never forget English if you don't use it you lose it

Massillon chugga later

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世田谷区駒沢(東急田園都市線 駒沢大学駅)の駅近中古マンション、パロス駒沢自由通り 購入・売却相談は世田谷フロンティアへ【仲介手数料最大無料のコンサルティング】 - Duration: 0:54.

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ONE LETTER OFF MOVIES - Duration: 3:29.

I know we're all sitting here watching a movie but i just love talking over movies isn't it great?

SHUT UP

Who's ready for sports?!

ME!

Dippie ky yay mother f*cker

AGHH

UHH

GODDAMN IT MCLAIN

NOT AGAIN

i've seen cookie crisp at stores

which by the way we're out of space cereal here soon

Have you seen allen?

I don't know i think he still might be in the medical room

BLAAAUGH

OH NO

OHMYGOD

AH

BLAGAR

Hey guys

It's Allen.

Anyone got cocaine?

*applause*

Our mommies have the same first name!

HAHAHAHAHA

I don't know

seems like sometimes you're gonna eat me

boop

f*ck was that?

yeeeah i'm really sorry about the meth.

GRAA

UAGH

HEY GUYS!

Allens.

It's Allens!

Any one got cocaine?

*Applause*

WOW

slow down kiddo

No one wants to marry a whale!

what i'm trying to say

is you're FAT!

JUDGEMENT DAD'S A DICK

Why alien WHYYYY

MMM!

AHHHHH!

PSYCH!

you totally thought i was gonna KILL you!

i did!

you got me!

PSYCH!

OR DID I?

AHH

AHH

AHHHHH

i wouldn't

oh my god

next time you should lock the door

you're right

come on in!

ok!

hey guys thanks so much for subscribing

to see Bloopers from this video and a deleted scene

click the box on the left

and click the box on the right if you wanna see if movies were real 4.

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Sarah Silverman: A Speck Of Dust | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflix - Duration: 1:56.

-Congressman. -Hi, how are you?

-Hi! Sarah Silverman. Yes. -Sarah Silverman. I recognize you.

OK, so we're, we're gonna do this sitting?

-Yeah. -OK, and I would be reading from here.

Yeah, the prompter's actually in the camera, so it will look

-Yeah. -like you're looking straight into this.

OK, yeah, I got it.

Sarah Silverman, Netflix promo.

Hi, I'm Congressman Tom Virtue.

As a House Republican, Christian values are important to me.

That's why I'd like to encourage you to watch

Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust on Netflix.

This is not the inappropriate Sarah Silverman of recent times,

but a wholesome comedy special about family.

Sarah's days of blue humor and politics-meddling are over.

That ship has sailed,

as she's had a true come-to-Jesus moment

and is writing clean material that the whole family can enjoy.

One thing we know about Sarah, she's not a bore.

But now she understands we are one nation, under God.

-Fantastic. -Was that OK?

Thank you so much, Congressman.

I can do one with more warmth if you need.

-No, we'll fix it all in post. -No? Very good.

-Perfect. -OK, thank you for having me.

She's not a bore. Bore. Boretion.

Come but a wholesome... wholesome.

Come come come. Whole... politics-meddling are over...

are over.

Hi, I'm Congressman Tom Virtue.

I'd like to encourage you to watch Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust,

a comedy special about family,

politics, shitting, c*** *****,

Jesus, abortion, and God.

It's perfect.

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Is Lebron bald? | TMZ TV - Duration: 1:57.

ANNOUNCER: LEBRON JAMES JUST

PASSED MICHAEL JORDAN AS THE

ALL-TIME SCORING LEADER IN THE

POSTSEASON.

BUT THE MOST AMAZING THING ABOUT

LEBRON JAMES, HE STILL THINKS WE

DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS GOING BALD!

OH, LEBRON!

THE CAVS ARE ADVANCING TO THE

NBA FINALS.

THEY BEAT THE CELTICS.

SO IN THE POST GAME LEBRON IS

TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE

ADMIRED JORDAN.

I DID EVERYTHING M.J. DID

WHEN I WAS A KID.

I SHOT FADEAWAYS BEFORE I SHOULD

HAVE,

I DIDN'T GO BALD LIKE MIKE,

BUT --

ANNOUNCER: UH --

HARVEY: LEBRON IS DOWN THAT

ROAD.

HE'S PULLING INTO THE DRIVEWAY.

ANNOUNCER: HE'S PUTTING THE CAR

IN PARK, HE'S GOING INTO THE

HOUSE, MAKING A SANDWICH.

WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

THE BEST PART OF THE VIDEO

THOUGH IS TRISTAN THOMPSON, HIS

REACTION IS HILARIOUS.

I DIDN'T GO BALD LIKE MIKE,

BUT I'M GETTING THERE.

[LAUGHTER]

ANNOUNCER: HA, HA!

CLASSIC!

ALTHOUGH LEBRON'S HAIR HAS MADE

A COMEBACK LATELY.

BECAUSE HE GOT HAIR PLUGS!

ANNOUNCER: ALLEGEDLY.

BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN IT, YES.

OTHER THAN THAT, THERE ARE A LOT

OF SIMILARITIES BETWEEN JORDAN

AND JAMES.

SPEAKING OF SIMILARITIES --

HARVEY: OK, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH

THE SHIRTS?

GIVE ME THAT AND GIVE ME THE

GLASSES.

LET'S SEE IF WE CAN TELL THE

DIFFERENCE.

HEY, YOU ARE BLIND!

MY NECK'S ABOUT TO TURN

GREEN.

ANNOUNCER: COLD-BLOODED, RIGHT,

TRISTAN?

GOOD LUCK, LEBRON!

For more infomation >> Is Lebron bald? | TMZ TV - Duration: 1:57.

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Scott Disick and Bella Thorne Didn't Last Long | TMZ TV - Duration: 2:04.

ANNOUNCER: AND NOW DAY THREE OF

SCOTT DISICK AND BELLA THORNE'S

ROMANTIC CANNES GETAWAY.

THERE THEY ARE KISSING, THEY'RE

THEY ARE CANOODLING.

THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM --

THAT'S NOT BELLA THORNE!

BELLA THORNE, SHE'S KIND OF

ALREADY OVER SCOTT DISICK.

I THINK SCOTT DISICK WAS OVER

HER FIRST.

ANNOUNCER: AS YOU RECALL, BELLA

AND SCOTT HOPPED ON A FLIGHT TO

CANNES AFTER THE TWO HAD GONE ON

ONE DATE TOGETHER.

AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN NOW

HE HAS A NEW GIRL WITH HIM.

HARVEY: WAIT A MINUTE, HOW MANY

DAYS IN?

THE NEXT DAY.

ANNOUNCER: CIAO, BELLA!

AND HE'S NOT JUST WITH ANY GIRL,

IT'S CHLOE BARTOLI, AN EX-HOOKUP

FROM 2015.

SAME EXACT BED, SAME EXACT

PILLOWS, NEW GIRL.

HE'S A PIECE OF CRAP, BUT MY

GOD, WHAT A LEGEND.

SHE TWEETED -- CANNES FANCY

LIFE ISN'T FOR ME.

IT'S A CELEBRITY ONE-NIGHT

STAND.

ANNOUNCER: A CELEBRITY NIGHT

STAND, WHERE APPLEBEE'S IS

REPLACED BY THE FRENCH RIVIERA.

WHAT DID SCOTT DO THAT MADE HER

PEACE OUT SO SOON?

HE PROBABLY GOT DRUNK AND

COULDN'T HAVE SEX.

THAT IS THE BIGGEST TURNOFF.

THE WHISKEY PEANUTS.

ANNOUNCER: OH, THE OLD WEE WEE,

NO-NO.

WE DON'T CARE WHY SCOTT'S

WIENER IS NOT WORKING, DUDE.

BUT YOU GUYS MAKE CONJECTURE

HE KICKED HER OUT.

SO WE CAN'T MAKE A CONJECTURE

THAT HE HAD A WHISKEY PENIS BUT

YOU CAN SAY MAYBE HE KICKED HER

OUT?

NO, THAT'S NOT FAIR.

HARVEY: THE WIENER IS ON THE

TABLE.

ANNOUNCER: WHY DO WE FEEL THAT'S

NOT THE FIRST TIME HE SAID THAT?

HARVEY: IF HE'S REALLY TRYING TO

MAKE KOURTNEY JEALOUS AND HE'S

LOOKING FOR SOME

HOT CHICK, WHY DIDN'T HE JUST

BRING HER?

WHERE YOU JEALOUS OF HER OR

HIM?

WHICH ONE IS WHERE I'M NOT

WITH SCOTT?

[LAUGHTER]

ANNOUNCER: LISTEN, WHAT HAPPENS

IN CANNES STAYS IN CANNES.

EXCEPT BELLA THORNE.

SHE'S OUT OF THERE.

AU REVOIR, SCOTT!

For more infomation >> Scott Disick and Bella Thorne Didn't Last Long | TMZ TV - Duration: 2:04.

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Tiger's Girl Finds Solace in Shopping! | TMZ TV - Duration: 2:03.

ANNOUNCER: THIS IS T.N.N., THE

TIGER NEWS NETWORK.

TOUGH TIMES FOR TIGER WOODS.

ARRESTED FOR D.U.I., HORRIBLE

MUGSHOT, GOLF GAME STILL IN THE

CRAPPER.

BUT AT LEAST HE'S GOT A

GIRLFRIEND WHO WILL DROP

EVERYTHING AND RUSH TO HIS AID.

RIGHT AFTER SHE FINISHES A

$5,000 SHOPPING SPREE AT

NEIMAN-MARCUS.

PRIORITIES, PEOPLE!

YEAH, KRISTIN SMITH, WHO IS

TIGER WOODS' GIRLFRIEND, SHE'S A

STYLIST BASED OUT OF DALLAS.

SHE GOT A CALL AND GOT SOME

REALLY BAD NEWS.

ANNOUNCER: YES, ACCORDING TO

EYEWITNESSES, KRISTIN WAS

SHOPPING WHEN SHE GOT THE CALL

ABOUT TIGER'S ARREST AND BROKE

DOWN IN TEARS.

KEEPS ON SAYING I KNEW IT, I

KNEW IT.

HARVEY: THAT'S SUPER

INTERESTING.

IT IMPLIES SHE WAS PREPARED

THAT SOMETHING LIKE THIS COULD

HAPPEN.

ANNOUNCER: WELL, TIGER ALLEGEDLY

HAS A HISTORY OF DRIVING WHILE

TAKING MEDICATION.

EXHIBIT AMBIEN, FROM THE NIGHT

ELIN ATTACKED.

ANYWAY, UPON HEARING THE NEWS,

KRISTIN JUMPED INTO ACTION --

SORT OF.

SHE ENDED UP SPENDING $5,000

IN NEIMAN BEFORE SHE WALKED OUT.

SHE COULD HAVE BEEN SHOPPING

FOR CLIENT AS FAR AS WE KNOW.

YOU WANT HER TO DROP

EVERYTHING?

I DON'T THINK SO.

BECAUSE YOU'RE A DUMMY DUMB,

DUMB, DUMB, DUMB.

ANNOUNCER: TO BE FAIR, TIGER WAS

NOT ADMINISTERED A DUMMY DUMB

DUMB DUMB TEST AT THE SCENE.

HOWEVER -- HE WAS ASKED TO

RECITE THE ALPHABET, AND WHEN

ASKED TO RECITE THE ALPHABET, HE

SAID YES, I WILL RECITE THE

NATIONAL ANTHEM FOR YOU.

ANNOUNCER: WELL, IT WAS MEMORIAL

DAY.

ANYWAY, TIGER HAS RELEASED A

STATEMENT SAYING --

I WANT THE PUBLIC TO KNOW

ALCOHOL WAS NOT INVOLVED.

WHAT HAPPENED WAS AN UNEXPECTED

REACTION TO PRESCRIBED

MEDICATIONS.

I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE WITH

ALL OF MY BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

ANNOUNCER: SO GOOD LUCK, TIGER.

LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU

DRIVING AGAIN, FROM THE TEE, NOT

ON THE ROAD, YESH.

For more infomation >> Tiger's Girl Finds Solace in Shopping! | TMZ TV - Duration: 2:03.

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US Missile Defense System Successfully Intercepts ICBM: FTG-15 Test Footage - Duration: 1:10.

3

2

1

ignition

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Instagram's Booty Queen Jen Selter Gives Serena Williams Booty Some Props | TMZ TV - Duration: 1:23.

WE GOT JEN SELTER.

THE MOST FAMOUS BUTT ON

INSTAGRAM, ONE OF THE MOST

FAMOUS BUTTS.

WE ASKED HER, WHO HAS THE BEST

BUTT IN SPORTS?

SERENA'S.

YOU LIKE SERENA'S?

OF COURSE I DO.

EVERYONE LOVES SERENA.

SHE SAID SERENA WILLIAMS HAS

THE BEST BUTT IN SPORTS.

WE SAY, HOW ABOUT FOR THE GUYS?

TELL ME THE OPTIONS.

I DON'T JUDGE BOYS.

WHAT ABOUT LEBRON?

LEBRON JAMES IT IS.

BETTER THAN TOM BRADY.

IT'S A TIE.

ARE WE GOING TO ASK HER ABOUT

THE ANALYSIS OF THE HEALTH CARE

ACT.

HARVEY: WHY ARE YOU ASSUMING

SHE'S DUMB?

YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT

QUESTION.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY HE CAN JUSTIFY

HIS OWN EXISTENCE IS SAY I'M

SMARTER.

I PAY ATTENTION TO DIFFERENT

THINGS SHE DOES.

SHE POSTS WORKOUT VIDEOS.

DURING ALL OF THE OTHER HOURS OF

THE DAY, SHE COULD BE STUDYING

PHYSICS.

HARVEY: WHETHER IT'S PHYSICS OR

NOT, SHE COULD BE REALLY SMART.

THE ODDS ARE AGAINST IT.

[LAUGHTER]

BYE.

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Did A Ying Yang Twin Yack?? | TMZ TV - Duration: 1:53.

ANNOUNCER: IT'S THE YING YANG

TWINS DOING THAT "FROM THE

WINDOW TO THE WALL" SONG.

ARE YOU OK, MAN?

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

THE SHOW'S NOT OVER!

THE SONG IS NOT EVEN OVER!

SO ONE OF THE YING YANG TWINS

WAS A LITTLE BIT TOO DRUNK OFF

OF HIS BUTT.

HARVEY: WHERE IS THIS?

THIS IS IN LITTLE ROCK.

SO THEY'RE HAVING THE MEMORIAL

DAY CELEBRATION AND YING YANG

TWINS ARE HEADLINING.

ANNOUNCER: YES, KAINE AND D-ROC

WERE PERFORMING AT THE RED ROOM

AND ALL THE WHILE A DELICATE

OPERATION WAS UNDER WAY.

DR. PATRON WAS SEPARATING THE

TWINS!

AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE LOST ONE.

THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON

STAGE FROM 10:00 UNTIL 10:45.

KAINE WAS THERE FROM 10:00 UNTIL

10:15.

HE HAD A WHOLE BOTTLE OF PATRON

BY HIMSELF.

ANNOUNCER: ALLEGEDLY -- PRETTY

SAFE TO SAY.

AND THAT'S REALLY ALL THEY

ASKED FOR IN THEIR WRITING,

PATRON, GREY GOOSE AND A WHOLE

BUNCH OF BEERS.

LITERALLY, HE DID 15, 20 MINUTES

OF THE PERFORMANCE AND WAS DONE.

HARVEY: WAS HE WASTED?

ANNOUNCER: NO!

PEOPLE WERE ASKING FOR THEIR

MONEY BACK BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T

GET THE FULL PERFORMANCE.

WHO -- WHO'S PISSED OFF THEY

DIDN'T GET TO SEE THE YING YANG

TWINS?

IF THEY GOT THROUGH THREE

SONGS, THAT'S EVERYTHING I

WANTED TO HEAR.

HARVEY: IS THAT HIS DEFENSE IN

COURT?

A ONE-HIT WONDER, THE DEFENSE IF

THEY ONLY PERFORMED 10 MINUTES

IS, I HAD ONE HIT.

THAT'S ONE SONG.

ANNOUNCER: WELL THEN, CASE

CLOSED.

THANKS, YING.

YOU SHOULD GO CHECK ON YANG.

For more infomation >> Did A Ying Yang Twin Yack?? | TMZ TV - Duration: 1:53.

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Lil Yachty Creates Chaos On Hollywood Blvd | TMZ TV - Duration: 2:01.

ANNOUNCER: ALL RIGHT, MOVE IT

ALONG.

NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

UNLESS YOU COUNT -- HUGE RAP

MEGA STAR LIL YACHTY!

BECAUSE IF YOU DO, THEN THERE'S

DEFINITELY SOMETHING TO SEE.

SO WE GOT LIL YACHTY, AND HE

HAD A MEET-UP WITH ALL OF HIS

FANS.

WE GOT HIM WALKING DOWN

HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD.

AND IT WAS INSANE.

YO!

ANNOUNCER: YES, HE SIGNED FOR

FANS.

HE TOOK PICTURES.

HE EVEN HIGH-FIVED A WOOKIE!

YACHTY, SAY HELLO TO

CHEWBACCA RIGHT HERE.

THERE IT IS!

HE IS INSANE.

CARS CAN'T GO ANYWHERE BECAUSE

THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE IN THE

MIDDLE OF THE STREET.

ANNOUNCER: YEAH, THE ROAD IS NO

PLACE FOR CARS.

IT BELONGS TO LIL YACHTY!

ISN'T THIS COOL?

ISN'T THIS AWESOME?

ISN'T THIS KIND OF INCITING A

RIOT?

THEY'RE ON HOLLYWOOD

BOULEVARD HOLDING UP TRAFFIC.

ANNOUNCER: OH, COME ON, THIS

ISN'T INCITING A RIOT.

THIS IS INCITING A RIOT!

LATER ON AT THE LOEWS HOTEL,

YELLED OUT -- FOOD FIGHT!

AND LITERALLY, IT IS ALMOST LIKE

A RIOT WHERE PEOPLE ARE THROWING

PLATES OF FOOD.

HE CAN BE SUED FOR THAT.

HARVEY: DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY.

YOU GUYS EVER LIKE -- YOU

EVER STOP AND THINK JUST HOW

UNCOOL YOU ACTUALLY ARE?

[LAUGHTER]

EVERYBODY'S HAVING FUN AND YOU

GUYS ARE LIKE, OH, THEY SHOULD

GO TO JAIL FOR THAT!

ANNOUNCER: THANKFULLY, THEY GOT

FOOD FIGHTS IN PRISON TOO.

THEY JUST OFTEN END IN

FATALITIES.

YACHTY, RIOT US OUT OF HERE!

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Bella Hadid Puts Everything On Display In Cannes | TMZ TV - Duration: 1:26.

BELLA HADID IN CANNES.

LAST NIGHT SHE WENT TO A CHARITY

EVENT, SOME GALA WHERE SHE WAS

WEARING THIS AMAZING SEE-THROUGH

OUTFIT.

THIS IS THE BEST SHE LITERALLY

EVER LOOKED.

SHE'S FLAWLESS RIGHT NOW.

ALSO, THERE'S SOME PHOTOS.

THERE'S A BIG DINNER LAST NIGHT

IN CANNES.

AND THERE WERE WITH OBVIOUSLY A

BUNCH OF CELEBRITIES THERE.

BUT BELLA, THERE ARE PHOTOS OF

BELLA AT LEONARDO DICAPRIO'S

TABLE AND SHE'S TALKING WITH

HIM.

WHICH HE'S RECENTLY SINGLE TOO.

HARVEY: THAT'S PROBABLY GOING TO

HAPPEN.

SHE WOULD PASS ON HIM.

HE MIGHT PASS ON HER.

YOU DON'T PASS ON LEO, DUDE.

HARVEY: YOU DON'T PASS ON LEO.

NO ONE PASSES ON LEO.

HARVEY: IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T PASS

ON JACK.

YOU DON'T PASS ON LEO.

JACK IS 70.

BUT THAT'S THE POINT ABOUT

LEO.

HE'S NOW 45.

JACK IS WAY BETTER THAN LEO.

JACK IS PROBABLY WAY BETTER THAN

MOST MEN.

WAIT, WE THINK SHE WOULD HOOK

UP WITH JACK NICHOLSON?

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT JACK

NICHOLSON?

I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT

JACK FROM "TITANIC."

[LAUGHTER]

WOW!

[LAUGHTER]

For more infomation >> Bella Hadid Puts Everything On Display In Cannes | TMZ TV - Duration: 1:26.

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Barack Obama – Too Much Fun?! | TMZ TV - Duration: 1:55.

ANNOUNCER: GOOD EVENING.

TAKING A LOOK AT PRESIDENT

TRUMP'S SCHEDULE FOR THURSDAY,

MAY 25TH.

UP AT 5:00 A.M. FOR SECURITY AND

INTELLIGENCE BRIEFINGS.

6:00 A.M. BEGINS MEETINGS WITH

SENIOR STAFF.

STARTING AT 10:00 A SERIES OF

MEETINGS WITH E.U. LEADERS.

AT 1:00 P.M., A MEETING WITH THE

NEW FRENCH PRESIDENT, EMMANUEL

MACRON.

NOW A LOOK AT FORMER PRESIDENT

BARACK OBAMA'S SCHEDULE --

77

OBAMA WAS IN SCOTLAND.

HE IS JUST GOLFING.

HE IS LAUGHING.

ANNOUNCER: HE IS DANCING.

IN THE HOLE!

SHE'S JUST BEING BRO-BAMA.

HE IS BRO-BAMA.

ANNOUNCER: NICE TO MEET YOU.

LET'S GRAB A DRINK.

TRUMP LOVES TO GOLF AND THIS

IS JUST KILLING HIM.

THIS IS WHAT TRUMP WANTS TO BE

DOING RIGHT NOW.

HARVEY: LOOK AT HIS BODY

LANGUAGE.

IT'S LIKE YOU ARE SAYING, HA,

HA, HA!

HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!

HE'S GOT A LITTLE BELLY NOW.

HARVEY: A LITTLE POOCH?

YEAH, I LIKE IT.

ANNOUNCER: YEAH, AND WHAT THE

HELL, HE'S ON VACATION.

IN THE LAST THREE DAYS ALONE

HE'S BEEN IN ITALY, GERMANY, NOW

SCOTLAND.

ANNOUNCER: OH, SHEEP STOMACH!

BUT THEY GOT SCOTCH, GOOD

SCOTCH, BECAUSE IT'S SCOTCHLAND.

YOU DESERVE IT, BUDDY.

HE DESERVED IT LIKE THE FIRST

MONTH.

NOW THIS IS JUST GETTING ABSURD.

HE'S RUBBING IT IN OUR FACES.

HE IS.

HARVEY: NO, HE TOTALLY IS.

ANNOUNCER: POWER FOR BRO-BAMA.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, PRESIDENT

TRUMP?

AND YOU'RE RUNNING LATE FOR YOUR

NEXT MEETING.

For more infomation >> Barack Obama – Too Much Fun?! | TMZ TV - Duration: 1:55.

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Mariah Carey Gives Us Some Marriage Advice | TMZ TV - Duration: 1:51.

SO WE GOT MARIAH CAREY ON THE

"TMZ" TOUR YESTERDAY.

HARVEY: WOW.

YES.

AND IT WAS -- IT WAS EPIC.

SO A GUY SCREAMS OUT, MARIAH'S

ON THE STREET.

SO WE PULL OVER.

THE FIRST THINK THING I ASK HER

LIKE IS WHAT ARE YOU DOING WALK

OUT, JUST WALKING OUT BEVERLY

HILLS SHOPPING?

WE'RE ON A MISSION TODAY.

WHAT MISSION ARE YOU ON

TODAY?

I CAN'T REALLY TELL YOU THE

MISSION.

WHY NOT?

IT WILL BE SPOILED.

ONCE I REALIZE, WE'RE GIRL

TALKING RIGHT NOW.

SO I WAS LIKE, I HAVE TO ASK,

YOU

PROBABLY WANT TO YELL ALL AT ME,

ARE YOU AND NICK TOGETHER?

HARVEY: OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE

ASKING GREAT QUESTIONS!

SO SHE'S LIKE --

WE WERE MARRIED, HONEY.

WE SPENT YEARS TOGETHER.

HE'S A GREAT GUY THOUGH.

HE'S A GREAT PERSON.

HE'S A GREAT FATHER.

BUT HE'S A GREAT GUY.

WAIT!

I'M NOT DONE.

SO, LISTEN, SHE BOWLS OVER.

SHE'S SHAKING HANDS.

HARVEY: THIS ISN'T A BLOCK!

I WAS LIKE,

I'M YOUNG, I HAVE NEVER BEEN

MARRIED BEFORE.

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE

MARRIAGE LIFE.

ABOUT THE MARRIED LIFE?

YEAH, I'M ONLY 25.

I'M NOT MARRIED.

YOU WAITED A LONG ENOUGH

TIME.

I DIDN'T WAIT THAT LONG.

I WAS LIKE REALLY?

YOU'RE GIVING ME ADVICE?

DON'T DO IT?

[LAUGHTER]

MARIAH, SEE YOU NEXT TIME!

For more infomation >> Mariah Carey Gives Us Some Marriage Advice | TMZ TV - Duration: 1:51.

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This Teen Has the Best Senior Portraits We've Ever Seen! | TMZ TV - Duration: 1:18.

ANNOUNCER: OK, THAT'S ENOUGH.

YOU GOT TO SEE THIS, MAN.

WHITE PEOPLE ARE TAKING THIS TO

THE NEXT LEVEL.

WE GOT TONY ROCK AT L.A.X.

WE TALKED TO HIM ABOUT THIS KID

IN ILLINOIS WHO TOOK HIS SENIOR

PORTRAIT IN A TACO BELL.

IT'S AMAZING.

HE TOOK ALL OF THESE GLAMOUR

SHOTS SIGNED THE RESTAURANT.

WE TALKED TO TONY ROCK ABOUT IT.

HE'S LIKE --

I WISH I DID THAT [BLEEP] IN

HIGH SCHOOL.

I JUST TOOK THAT CLASSIC,

STANDARD, TAKE THAT [BLEEP]

PICTURE.

AND I

HAD A FLAT TOP AND GLASSES.

SO I WASN'T AS HANDSOME AS I WAS

TODAY.

AND WE GO DID CHRIS HAVE, AND

BEFORE HE EVEN FINISHES --

DID CHRIS HAVE --

BEFORE THE MONEY EVEN CAME!

YEAH, TONY ROCK, BECAUSE

SOCIAL MEDIA HAS REALLY UPPED

THE

SENIOR PORTRAIT GAME.

IF I HAD KNOWN MY [BLEEP]

WOULD LIVE FOREVER, I WOULD HAVE

TOOK IT IN A FERRARI WITH TWO

BIG GIRLS.

YEAH.

KUDOS TO MY MAN.

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