(Bongsunga School)
Hello, I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School,
Kim Daehui.
Shall we get started with Bongsunga school?
Yes!
Who wants to talk first?
Alright...
Who are you guys?
We're from "Produce 101."
We didn't make the cut.
I'm 104th, Ryu Samuel.
I'm 103rd, Song Daniel.
102nd.
I'm the lucky one, Jang Obok!
What was that?
What was that?
See that? They don't do that for anyone.
I bribed the Lee Taeseon band with $50.
Now, I can't charge my transit card
and I have to walk home!
Why didn't you guys make the top 101?
- A very small difference. / - Okay.
While the guys in the top 101 were in grade school,
we were in the army.
Unity! 7th division, Sergeant Ryu Geunji!
Salute! 2nd division, Drill Sergeant Song Byeongcheol!
Hello.
I'm public service worker, Park Hwisun.
Mister! Move your car!
Why do you always park here?
- Geez... / - So...
You guys should appeal to your fans...
- To be in the top 101. / - Right.
That's why we've prepared free hugs for our fans.
- Today... / - Really?
Raise your hand...
If you want a hug from us?
No guys.
Hey!
Why?
Why did you just go?
Why didn't you hug him?
He prepared something!
She's quite the funny one.
She should become a comedian.
He couldn't do what he prepared.
- Teacher, do you want a hug? / - No.
You're very funny, Daehui.
Guys.
I think I should go.
- I have a gig. / - What gig?
Life, die, secret.
"Mysteries of the Human Body."
- You guys want to come along? / - Yeah!
Beat it. I'm going by myself.
The one that's getting the colonoscopy...
♪ It's me, it's me ♪
You'd better join me!
Alright, alright. Sit down.
Alright, go sit down.
Sit down.
Who wants to talk next?
Hi, everyone!
Hi.
These days guys that live alone are more popular
than handsome guys.
I live alone! I'm Honnam!
Hey. Hold on.
People seem to look at guys that live alone with pity
but I'm very happy.
I feel worse for couples.
This couple here.
Why would you spend the money you earn
on some girl?
I spend money on my future!
- Your future looks bleak. / - My future... What?
What are you saying?
I'll tell you how great it is to live alone.
Couples start fighting at the airport
when they take a trip.
It's a 3-day trip and you tell her
to only pack what's needed.
And she brings 2 huge suitcases!
Are you immigrating?
Why pack 7 dresses?
You never know.
Why pack 4 pairs of shoes?
You never know.
Why'd you pack a winter coat for Southeast Asia?
You never know.
Why pack 5 swimsuits?
For tanning, swimming, the beach and photos.
What about the other one?
You never know.
I feel like I don't even know you!
You don't have to worry about that at all
when you travel alone.
So I went to a luxurious resort in Hawaii recently.
I went there...
They're famous for their breakfast.
The breakfast is good?
I missed it because nobody woke me up.
I set my alarm on Korea time.
It went off 5 hours late.
My phone wasn't even on roaming.
But I wasn't worried.
I had nobody to call.
But it's still okay.
Since I got to go to Hawaii like I wanted!
You should find a girl to date
and even get married.
I don't get it. What's so good about marriage?
Being single is great.
If you travel alone,
you can eat whatever you want
and nobody says a thing!
You can dig right in without taking food photos
and nobody says a thing!
You can stare at girls in bikinis on the beach
and nobody says a thing!
That's how great it is to be single.
I bet you're envious sometimes.
Sometimes I'm envious of a single guy like you.
When I take a trip to a pension with my family,
I have to grill all the meat by myself.
While I'm grilling, my first child
makes wraps for me and feeds me
with her little hands.
My second child pours me a refreshing beer.
And my third child does the dances for me
that she learned in kindergarten.
After eating, I do the dishes and it's so hot.
That's when my wife sneaks up
and hugs me from behind.
Thinking about it makes me so hot!
Can you keep talking?
I feel like your story is healing me inside.
I'd like someone to hold me too.
Who's this?
Gross!
Disgusting!
- Gross! / - Sit down, guys.
Who wants to talk next?
Anyone there?
- So pretty! / - She's pretty!
May I help you?
Are you the teacher that teaches nothing...
- And just runs his mouth... / - Pardon?
Just chats to waste time?
- Are you Kim Daehui? / - That's true and all...
But that didn't sound so nice.
- It's just your imagination. / - I see.
I'll be joining this class starting today.
How much are classes?
This isn't a place where you pay for classes.
And who are you?
My name is Tina.
Ssan Tina.
Oh, meaning unrefined?
No, no, no! Space them out.
- It's Ssan Tina, / - Yes. Ssan Tina.
What brings you here?
- Life has really been kicking my butt... / - Pardon?
- Life has been difficult... / - Right.
- And now, I'm at the age to marry. / - Okay.
- My promiscuous past... / - Pardon?
- My brilliant past... / - Oh.
- I want to forget all that. / - Right.
So I want you to sell me this eraser.
You can't erase your past with an eraser.
And why do you keep showing off your money?
I have yet to even take money out.
Why does it seem like you're showing off?
- It's just your imagination. / - Oh.
Now that we're talking about the past...
- Everyone out there has a past. / - Sure.
It's just a stain that you can remove.
Sell me your lighter so I can burn my graduation photo.
I don't smoke.
You don't? Then why do you look like that?
You hurt his pride.
You might as well smoke, looking like that.
Should I start smoking now?
It'd ruin you more.
No, no.
I've been depressed and I could use a laugh.
Sell me your face.
What are you saying?
I'd laugh every morning.
Go sit down.
Alright. Hold on.
I saw on the show that you get the most air time.
Sell me that seat.
- How much? / - Why would you try to bargain?
Go sit down!
I didn't get to buy a single thing.
- This sucks. / - Pardon?
I came for nothing.
Gosh...
Next is math.
Please try to solve this problem.
Combining the numbers 1 through 9,
what is the third largest number you can make?
900,087,654,232!
Amazing!
How did you know that?
- An Gongsik! / - What was that?
- An Gongsik, precisely! / - Teacher.
I can't stand not being precise. I'm An Gongsik.
Alright.
- I have a question, teacher. / - What is it?
- This question here isn't precise. / - Let me see.
"Cheolsu bought 5 carp breads
and ate 5 of them.
How many carp breads does he have left?"
What about this?
- It's so imprecise. / - How so?
Did he start eating the carp from the head or tail?
Come on!
How is that important?
He ate them in one bite!
He'd burn the roof of his mouth!
Listen.
I bought 5 carp breads.
In my neighborhood, they give you 1 free if you buy 5.
Geez!
Fine! They gave you one free so you got 6.
It's not the season for carp bread.
That's just the question!
Listen. So I bought 5 carp breads
and ate all 5.
Then what's left?
- Only depression. / - Huh?
Why'd you eat them all yourself?
- That's why you have no friends. / - Fine! Go sit!
That's so weak for a man.
Everyone say it. Man!
- Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam.
Kids these days...
Like this kid, they're too weak!
I didn't say anything.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be weak.
Kids need to be
strong and powerful!
Look at this.
Astro Boy.
Kids become weak because they
grow up watching him!
- Astro Boy is too weak! / - Weak!
This is why even after being out for 60 years,
he's still Astro Boy! A boy!
Because he's weak!
- This smiling face is too weak! / - Weak!
Make this smiling face powerful!
Wow.
- Man! / - Man!
Atom is a man like a mob boss!
Man!
Change his clothes to be powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
- Astro Boy is a thuggish man! / - Man!
Lastly, let's change these weak rockets
to be powerful.
Wow!
- Man! / - Man!
- Astro Boy is a fiery man! / - Man!
He is no longer Astro Boy.
He's Astro Thug!
He's a tough guy.
It's not just Astro Boy!
- Men these days are too weak! / - Weak!
Men these days drink water out of these tumblers...
- This tumbler is too weak! / - Weak!
Make that tumbler powerful...
Wow, that's your tumbler...
Do you drink out of this straw?
You keep the straw. A man should...
Wow!
You're a man too!
I'm a man that doesn't need a water cooler!
- This wasn't in the skit! / - Man!
Go sit down. How chaotic!
I never agreed to do this.
Sit down! It's so chaotic.
- What the... / - She startled me.
I will survive. I will survive.
I will survive in nature!
- Who are you? / - Hello.
I moved to the mountains to escape the city.
My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.
I'm Shin Dosi!
- Shin Dosi. / - Yes.
I'm sure it's uncomfortable living in the mountains.
How do you spend your time there?
At my house, I don't have a cell phone,
computer or TV like most city folks have.
Instead, I live in nature
and sit still outside on my porch.
- It's therapeutic? / - I get so bored.
I want a TV so bad!
What are you saying?
It's so hot these days.
What do you do without air conditioning?
What are you saying?
- Nature is my air conditioning. / - Right.
I sit still at a cool vale
and take in the cool breeze.
I drift right to sleep.
And you sleep very well?
I get eaten alive by mosquitoes.
That's why I need this.
- In the city it goes like... / - Right.
In the mountains it goes...
You can enjoy a romantic fireworks show
in the mountains.
Alright. Go sit down.
- Mr. Kim, I should tell you... / - Yes.
That you don't look so good.
- I don't? / - Yeah.
People from the city can't be healthy.
That's why I brought something I grow at home.
- What is it? / - Mushrooms.
These are organic mushrooms. Eat one.
You can eat this one.
You eat this one.
- You have this one. / - Thank you.
Try them.
- Do they taste alright? / - Yes.
So my chicken didn't die from eating these.
What?
- What was that? / - Now I see.
But this tastes...
What's wrong?
So she died after eating this one.
I found it.
What'll you do about Obok?
It's okay. Don't worry.
- He should eat this? / - No.
I saw her dead chicken.
She became fried chicken in heaven.
Sit down.
How many more times do I have to be hit?
A lot more to go.
Does it look like I peed my pants, teacher?
No, right?
It's a misunderstanding.
I feel like people will misunderstand.
That seems stranger!
What was that about?
Who wants to talk next?
Are you afraid of an unknown future?
I'll gather, gather and gather my power
to shed light on your future!
Hello.
You're the skilled prophet, Shinbong Fairy.
- Daehui! / - Yes?
- You'll live a long life. / - I will?
Your life line is getting longer.
Really? Thank you!
But how do you know that?
They were badmouthing you.
- I'm sorry. / - And I started it!
Even yesterday, we badmouthed you!
We're always talking trash about you!
Go sit down!
What's going on?
What is it?
What is it?
Why are you being so scary?
I have meat stuck in my teeth.
Geez!
The beef I ate yesterday... Delicious!
- It's like I ate it twice now! / - Go sit down.
- Gross. / - Ridiculous.
- Geez... / - You!
Me?
I know all about you.
Don't go near the water this summer.
Never go to pools, water parks or the beach!
Why shouldn't I go?
She has back acne.
You'd better wear a rash guard
because I'll feel like popping them!
- Now I'm ticked off... / - Pardon?
That makes me angry.
- Is everyone done talking? / - Yes.
Gosh!
Oh! Mr. Principal.
Hello.
Mr. Principal.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
Thank you. Thank you.
- Daehui. / - Yes.
I'm sure your wife is happy you're back on the show.
Yes, she is.
What did she say after seeing the show air?
She asked me when I'd get paid.
For Daehui's wife, payment comes first.
Payment sounds nice!
And what would you do if you get paid?
Let's go out for beef!
I love you.
It's summer vacation season.
- Did you all make plans? / - Yes!
What about you?
I'm thinking of going to the beach.
There's much to do when you're on vacation.
- First... Shwimming. / - Swimming.
- Water shkiing. / - Water skiing.
- Shurfing. / - Oh. Shopping.
No. Surfing.
I love you.
At the beach, sunscreen comes first.
Do any of you students
have any concerns?
- I'll solve all your problems. / - Wow.
- Me! / - Yes. Honnam.
He's popular with girls
and I'm not popular with girls.
What's the difference between us?
I'll take the next question.
Such good hosting!
You could host "Happy Together!"
- Me. / - Yes.
People keep calling me ugly.
But my face isn't that ugly.
Isn't this average?
You said he's handsome?
She was the only one to say that.
Lasik comes first.
To all the viewers of Gag Concert,
I wish you all good fortune.
Luck, luck, luck, luck!
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