Hey everybody, so today, I have this giant box of sex toys -- and we're gonna go through it together.
So I've done a couple other videos about sex toys.
I'll link to those in a card up here and down in the description.
For each of those videos, I was mostly talking about sex for trans lesbians, and specifically
trans lesbians who haven't had bottom surgery.
So basically I was talking about sex for women with penises who like to sleep with women.
I feel like there's a lot of sex education stuff out there for cis people, but there's
not a lot for trans people.
And I think sex toys are really really useful for having sex -- especially if you're trans.
But really, sex toys can probably make your sex life better no matter what gender you are.
So this time, I don't have specific toys and I don't have specific things I wanna talk
about; Adam and Eve just sent me a box of random sex toys, and I'm just gonna talk about them.
Hopefully it's at least a little educational, but I will probably be talking a lot about
how trans women can use this stuff because I'm a trans woman.
Oh, and one more thing before we get started, if you see anything you like, you can go to
adamandeve.com and use the code "Riley" to get 50% off of almost any one item and free
shipping in the US and Canada.
Okay, let's get started.
Okay, so the first thing we have -- oohhh.
This is a pretty box.
What a nice container for this little vibrating wand.
That's so cute.
And it has like, it has something else in it.
It comes with a bracelet apparently; it says, "She believe she could, so she did."
You know, I'll take it. Does it? I don't. Mmm...
I do not think it fits on my wrist.
So if you've seen either of my other videos, you'll know that I'm in love with massage wands.
And this one's really cute; I like it.
Does it have a charge?
It glowed red, can you -- oohh.
Yup, it has a charge.
Can you hear it vibrating?
*vibrating noises in sync with eyebrow raises*
The vibrations aren't super strong, but I mean just look at it, it's so pretty.
This is a really cute little one and I like it.
Anyways, I know that a lot of people who have vaginas really like massage wands because
you can rub it on your clit, but also, if you have a penis, just rub this around like
the base of your penis, or on the head, or wherever it feels good, and trust me, you
will probably really like it.
If you've never had an orgasm from just vibrations before, you should definitely try it out.
And massage wands are so good for trans women who dysphoria because this just feels so much
more feminine than a lot of other sex toys.
Anyways, on to the next toy.
Okay, so this one is called the Man Magnet.
We're just gonna ignore that name; that's just -- that's unnecessary.
The sex toy industry as a whole doesn't use very trans inclusive language, but you work
with what you got.
Okay, I was trying to figure out what this thing was, and now I get it, it's -- haha.
Okay, can I just, this thing is so funny-looking.
It looks like a fucking worm -- it looks like that like evil worm from Men in Black that
like tries to eat them.
That's a really dated movie reference at this point.
Anyways, so according to the packaging, this is a double-ended masturbator.
So you can either use it by yourself and just put your penis in one end, or you can put
your penis in one end, and your partner can put their penis in the other.
Obviously two cis gay men could use this, but also a trans woman could use it with a
cis man, or a trans woman could use it with another trans woman.
But if you don't have a penis, this isn't gonna do you a lot of good.
It's pretty much just for people who have penises, but it's really floppy and entertaining otherwise.
Oh, this is the weirdest toy I now own.
You can just -- you can just lasso this.
For real, though, this is just a masturbating lasso.
*Laughter* Okay, on to the next sex toy.
Ooohh, this one's cute -- this one looks like a little vibrator.
So the last one was for people who have penises and this one looks like it's mostly for people
who have vaginas.
Where's the -- okay there's a little button on the -- oh my gaahhh.
That's so much more powerful than I anticipated.
This vibrates more than like that purple massage wand.
Okay, I take back what I said -- you could definitely use this on a penis.
That would work.
Oh my god.
Okay, that was a lot more powerful than I anticipated.
This is a powerful little device.
It's tiny, look at it -- it's like the size of my finger.
But it -- oh my god it vibrates so much.
It also comes with this little stand and the packaging says that it's for charging, but
it's also a finger vibe.
So I guess you're just supposed to hold it like this and then you can finger your partner.
So if you need like a really really travel-size vibrator, this will do it.
Alright, what is next.
The vibrating crystal jelly power cock with vibrating tip.
That sounds like a lot.
Okay, so this one is a strap-on, but it's not just like a normal, plain-old strap-on,
it has a vibrating tip, and it has like a hollow inside so you can put your penis in here.
I don't think that's gonna work if you have like a huge penis, but if you can fit in there,
you're good to go.
Or you can just use it as a regular strap-on if you have a vagina or if you don't wanna
put your penis in there, but I actually think that could work really well for trans women,
because it's like you're wearing a strap-on, but you also have your penis inside of it,
and you're feeling the vibrations and everything.
I know a lot of trans women can feel really dysphoric about penetrative sex, but strap-ons
can really help with that because they have such a feminine connotation.
But when you're wearing a normal strap-on, you don't necessarily get a whole lot of sensation.
But with this one, if you had your penis inside of it while the tip was vibrating, I imagine
that would feel pretty good.
So yeah, this is really cool; I didn't know this kind of strap-on existed, but I'm sure
it'll be really useful for a lot of people.
Unfortunately, though, it charges by batteries, and I don't have any batteries, so it's not
gonna be vibrating today.
Okay, next toy.
Ooohhh, this one's a bondage kit.
Looks like it comes with a blindfold and some really soft Velcro straps for tying up your partner.
I mean I don't have much to say about this -- if you like bondage stuff, you'll probably
like it, if you don't like bondage stuff, you probably won't like it.
But if you haven't tried it yet, you should at least give it a shot.
For some trans people, BDSM can get their minds off of other dysphoric parts of sex.
Okay, so we're onto the last one, and this one was actually, like, at the top of the
box, but I wanted to save it for last.
It is this giant ass massage wand.
It says it's 17" tall with a 4.5" head.
This is -- how do people use this.
Oh my god.
Look at this thing.
This is ridiculous.
Okay, wait.
I need to plug this in somewhere.
Okay, I plugged it in, but I don't know if I'm ready for this.
This is -- holy shit.
This is so huge, look at this thing.
Okay, I'm gonna hit the power button.
Oh my god, there's a warning on it that says, "We do not recommend continuous use for more
than 30 minutes."
I guess you gotta be careful when you're using a massage wand made for Shrek.
Okay, alright, I'm gonna hit the power button.
*Click* No, that was -- do I have to hold it?
*Click click click* Oh, I didn't -- it's uhh -- the outlet's connected to a switch and
I didn't flip the -- you know what, I'm gonna do it.
Okay, for real this time, genuinely scary.
Oh my gahhhh.
Oh my god, it gets stronger -- holy shit.
This is -- this seems like it could be painful.
Okay, this is another advantage of massage wands.
I think this might be the only thing I use this for because this is enormous.
Okay, like even if you don't wanna like masturbate with a massage wand, like, this feels really good.
I just can't get over how big this is -- look at this thing.
Like, what?
So yeah, I don't know, if you have a thing for giant vibrators, go for this.
I mean I am a huge fan of massage wands, I just don't know if they need to be this big.
Anyway, that's all the sex toys I had for today.
Remember that you can go to adamandeve.com and use the code "RILEY" to get 50% off of
almost any one item, and free shipping in the US and Canada.
If you're looking for a sex toy, this is a really good deal, and I hope maybe I showed
you something that could be useful for you here.
Also, I just wanted to say thank you to Adam and Eve for sponsoring this video because
my apartment is overflowing with sex toys at the moment, and you know, I can't complain.
So let me know in the comments what your favorite sex toy was.
And that's all I got for you today.
Thank you so much for watching, and I'll see you next time.
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