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S08E05 "The Big Scary U" - The Most Ridiculous Things From Last Night's The Walking Dead - Duration: 6:22.
- [Narrator] Ah, the refreshing flavor
of Father Gabriel classic.
I remember this guy, he sucks, a lot.
Not dissimilar to these very weird time jumps
they keep making that don't really do anything
for the story except piss me off.
Well, I'm sure when this pointless crap is over
we'll finally get back to that scene we've been
waiting for for over 130 minutes of television.
Nope.
Instead we're getting back to back shitty time jumps.
They got all none of our letters demanding it.
But at least we finally learned what was up
with Gregory and those pancakes.
Yes, he ate them.
But only because Simon told him
to fill his belly up with his love.
And I honestly don't know if that's the worst way
to tell another man to eat your pancakes, or the best way.
And the mystery of that question will haunt me
for the rest of my days.
Not sure how Gregory missed the memo
and thinks Negan doesn't like to kill people.
Negan kills people all the time,
and he's literally sitting there cradling his
murder bat covered in the brains of his enemies.
It's not exactly the toughest case to crack.
Gregory's twitter bio has said he's the guy, for some time.
But he is so not the guy, he's...
what's the word I'm looking for?
- A thin dicked politician threading the needle
with your thin, thin dick.
- [Narrator] Okay, that was several words,
but that, that's definitely Gregory.
Seeing those bat marks on the table
instantly made me wonder, "Just how many
other things Negan is banging his bat about
during these meetings."
People are a resource and I'm getting real
sick and tired of whoever keeps taking
my lunch out of the fridge,
it clearly says big dick motherfuck suck right on the bag.
Also they should hire the season eight effects unit
that put bat holes in the table to put
some bullet holes in cars.
Guys, please cut this crap out.
It's very bad and lazy and I should
know what that's all about,
because it's kind of my wheelhouse.
This is the third time jump before the opening credits.
It's also the third time Negan has referenced a penis
before the opening credits.
And you're using all of this mess to
distract us from the fact
that there's really no reason Father Gabriel
didn't shoot Negan in the face
and just when you really start thinking about it,
they hit you with this weird dissolve
so your brain has something else to be mad about.
They're using the method of distraction
pioneered by R. Kelly,
when you throw an endless barrage
of things that should cause outrage
and as a result people get fatigued
and don't know what to be mad about
so they're not mad at anything.
It's kind of a genius strategy,
like shitting in your pants to
cover up your fart on a road trip.
Okay, that is now the fourth time
Negan has mentioned a penis before the opening credits.
Father Gabriel's right about this one,
everything happens for a reason
and that's true whether you're falling in love
or finding yourself trapped in a hopeless
situation for the rest of your short life.
Forcing creepy smile, waiting to hear
someone confess their many wrongs and shortcomings.
Wait, I think I accidentally just
used falling in love as an example twice.
Alright you bastard, tell us what
we want to know or we will--
uh shit.
Not sure there's a whole lot more they
can really do to mess up this guy's afternoon.
It would appear his afternoon is certifiably boned.
Fully boned.
I love that as soon as they hear short haired psycho
lady, they know Carol's fine.
Because who else could that be besides Carol.
Also did anyone else think this dying guy
was really saying a lot for a dying dude?
He even signed off the conversation.
And Rick rewards him for tattling with the friendly
gesture of angrily stabbing him in his brain.
Jeez, Negan, telling a priest you jerked off
where he's sitting is some absolutely abhorrent behavior
and based on the timeline of the show,
Negan could get an executive level job at a movie studio
for a solid four years before people realize
this kind of stuff is not okay.
Simon telling Dwight he needs to
face reality is a waste of breath.
Have you seen Dwight's face?
It's all reality all the time.
Okay, sorry, half reality all the time.
Simon's the one that looks and talks like
a God damn video game character.
He's the one who needs the reality check.
Knock knock. Who's there?
A grown ass man cradling a bunch of primo cukes.
No shit that pun was intended,
you are holding pickles while saying the word pickles.
Honestly just hitting Dwight over the head
with the pickles would have been more subtle.
Maybe stop talking and whistling and the
zombies won't be karate chopping
through the walls to get in.
But I can't really blame them for trying
gain access to this plethora of conversation
about dicks and jacking off.
Two of the only things worth talking
about as far as I'm concerned.
Father Gabriel made a bold dice roll
mentioning Negan's wives to get under his skin.
Wait a minute, every one of those ladies made a choice?
I've heard this one before,
Negan really does have successful
Hollywood creep written all over his bat.
And we learn a little bit about Negan's origin.
He was a teacher, cool I'm sure his students
really appreciated him endlessly talking about wangs,
I know I would have found that hilarious.
And he had a real wife before the sham wives.
Slow down please, we've been aware of Negan
for 30 episodes and now we know two things about him.
It's honestly too much, too fast.
I can't figure out why Daryl isn't taking Rick's
message about non-violence seriously
when Rick is covered in another man's face-blood.
The whole Rick versus Daryl storyline
they've been masterfully building towards
for two whole episodes is lame.
And I'm simply not buying it without some
kind of dramatic drum roll.
(dramatic drum roll)
Hmm, okay I take it back, I'm on board now.
I'm as shocked as the next guy
that Rick tossing a bag of dynamite
into a car wreck leaking gasoline ended badly.
That's what I like about this show,
it keeps me guessing and there's no way
I could have guessed this is where we'd be at
when I watched the first episode in 2010.
Honestly I feel like I'm in an abusive
long term relationship with someone
who has changed so dramatically and no
longer considers my needs,
but I don't know how to move on
because I'm waiting for Carl to die.
This was great, I loved watching Father Gabriel
getting punched in the face.
Could have gone for it in season five,
but I'll take it in season eight.
It's like chocolate chip cookies,
some is better than none and there's
really no bad time for it to happen.
I'm glad they doing the thing where
they covered themselves in zombie guts,
because characters on this show really
don't do it enough when they're stuck in a tough situation.
But did Negan really have to ruin his cool leather jacket?
How many of those things could
possibly be left in the world?
He could have just stashed it and come back for it later.
But I guess you don't abandon your
brand in the zombie apocalypse.
I mean Father Gabriel's still dressed like a priest
and just took a confession through a wall.
Father Gabriel makes a face that says,
"I guess I'll do this if I have to,
but please don't get it in my eyes."
It's been years since Negan M. dropped a new album
and he did not disappoint with this one.
He really brought it.
- I wear a leather jacket, I have Lucille
and my nutsack is made of steel.
- [Narrator] Also, this is the 79th time
Negan has talked about penises in this episode.
- [Woman] Thank you, Negan.
Thank God for you.
- [Narrator] Typical comment from a Negan stan.
Okay, so I know the pun about pickles
was intended because they said the
pun about pickles was intended.
But can one of the writers please let me
know if Eugene worried about being
mistakenly caught red handed was also a pun intended?
Because I'm trying to decide whether
or not to kill myself over this.
Just kidding, suicide is never funny.
Also kidding about that, it's a pretty good punchline.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
It's a traitor with a pillow who
wants you to feel bad for him.
I should really work on these knock, knock jokes.
They are not as strong as my suicide material.
Wow, Father Gabriel is not looking so hot.
I thought being from Georgia automatically
makes you invincible but once again I stand corrected.
Tune in next week.
Will Eugene figure a way out of this predicament?
He better, or Negan's going to make him sit
out dodge ball class then put him
out of the misery of being on this show.
We'll Father Gabriel get the medical
treatment he desperately needs?
Yes, but he does not have health insurance
and the bills are going to make him wish he was dead.
What was the deal with that helicopter?
It's full of call-backs they're airlifting in
from season one.
They're going to drop them on our big stupid faces
because that's how you make good TV or whatever.
None of this and more,
next time on The Walking Dead.
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Corey – Hasbro Stories - Duration: 2:37.
What happens behind the glass at Hasbro?
That's always been in the back of my mind.
I always wanted to see that.
And many years later,
when the opportunity came up to do that, I jumped at it.
I remember my interview.
I remember walking in and just, my heart was in my throat.
Well, and the coolest part
is the magic hasn't changed from that first day.
I'm still excited and amazed that I get to see and do
and be around these people
and create the sort of images that I get to.
It's a blessing.
I think there's more social bonds here
than at other businesses, just because the products we make
and the stories we tell are so fun
that you just want to be able to talk about it.
And it makes you wanna talk to others about it.
Funny story, my wife and I
have been together for about five years,
and a lot of people,
when we tell them that we work at Hasbro,
assume that we met working here.
And, actually, we didn't.
We met online and didn't realize that we worked together
until we exchanged a couple of emails.
And then we realized that she works upstairs,
and I work downstairs and, "Hey, we've been working together
for the last seven years and never knew it."
So when we finally got together,
which was actually in the Hasbro cafeteria for our first "date,"
we talked for a little while over coffee
and the rest is history.
My wife would definitely describe me
as a big kid at heart.
Sometimes not even a kid, more like a toddler.
[ Laughs ]
Actually, a few people have said,
"Corey always has a smile."
And, I think it has a lot to do with working at Hasbro.
This is the career of a lifetime for me.
I've been here 10 years, but I've noticed in my time here,
storytelling has actually become key to everything.
It keeps everybody interested.
It keeps everybody waiting for the next chapter.
If I can use like a Transformers for instance,
I've probably photographed Optimus Prime
well over 100 times.
And each time Optimus will end up on my table,
it's a new version or a new part of his story.
It really never gets old for me
because every day seems to bring a new challenge.
The fact that it's photography, that's my core.
I think it's knowing that I contributed to something
that brings happiness and joy to people of all ages.
And if I can be a part of that in a small way, every day,
all the better.
My name is Corey, and this is my Hasbro story.
Hey, it rhymes!
♪♪
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OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes - K.O.'s Inner Monologue [1080p] - Duration: 2:04.
[ Sloop! ]
♪♪
Hmm.
[ Squish! Squish! Squish! ]
Hmm.
[ Thinking ] Perfect.
Today I mop the floor,
showing that I'm capable of cleaning up
after the mistakes of others.
Yeah! I think that looks good.
And being reliable is part of being a great hero.
[ Gasps ] Here comes my super-strong senior Enid.
[ Muffled ] Wow. These floors are squeaking clean.
Nice job, K.O.
[ Thinking ] My training is paying off.
Keep it up, K.O.
At this rate, you'll be the most reliable [Gasps]
What was that? Could it be an enemy?
Ambush! Take that!
Of course. Preparation.
Being prepared is key.
Now I've been given a chance to improve my stacking ability.
I can be a step closer to being great, like Radicles.
Huh? What's that?
Someone thinking about me?
All right. Here we go.
Let's get stacking like a hero.
Reliability, preparation, and organization.
Hey! What have you done to the palace of the Can Wizard?!
[ Gasps ] That's the trouble with you all today --
no respect! Amazing. Fantastic.
The great sage. The real deal himself.
I got to ask for his sagely advice.
Now you look here, large-haired child.
[ Distorted ] Whoa! Aah!
[ Normal voice ] Help this can wizard!
Help? Finally, the most important trait.
I will help.
Aah! [ Whooping ]
Aaaahhhh!
[ Explosion ]
[ Whistle! Whistle! ]
Excellent work, K.O. The sage is safe from harm.
What is wrong with you?!
That's it!
What I must do is seek even more opportunities
to further my hero-ness.
Thank you, sage.
Without even saying a word of advice,
I have learned from you.
Now, with this newfound piece of wisdom,
I will blossom even more.
Not another one of those young inner monologuers!
Help out even more sages and seek guidance. Not another one of those young inner monologuers!
Not another one of those young inner monologuers!
In no time, I will be a great sage. Not another one of those young inner monologuers!
In no time, I will be a great sage.
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ABRINDO MEU IPHONE X (UNBOXING IPHONE X) - Duration: 12:32.
Hey, guys!
Today I'm gonna bring an amazing video for you!
I know a lot of people like this subject,
so I know you are already reading here in the title of this video
what I'm talking about.
But I'll tell you again.
Unboxing my IPhone X!
Today I went to the store my Iphone X arrived,
so I'll explain everything to you.
I'll open the box, show how it is,
talk about some differences between the IPhone 6s PLUS, that I had, and the IPhone X.
All this things I know you like to know about technology.
Come with me and follow this unboxing.
If you like this kind of videos, leave your like here,
leave your comment with your opinion,
your opinion is very important for me.
I know lot of people like this subject.
So let's go.
Today I went to the store
the Three Store, that is my cellphone company.
Where I have my contract,
usually the contracts here are for two years.
So I have the contract with the IPhone X
No, sorry...
It's already in my head the Iphone X, see?
I had a contract with the Iphone 6S Plus, for 2 years.
That was my first contract with the company
after 2 years you renew the contract.
And doing this renovation, you can get
a new cellphone.
As the Iphone X is the most expensive they have ever done so far,
i had to give and upfront.
Here it's called upfront.
So I gave them an extra amount.
If I had bought the Iphone 8 or 8 Plus, I would not have to pay anything.
But as I chose the Iphone X
I had to give an upfront.
So I'm gonna open with you.
I already open to put a protective glass film
because this cell phone needs caution
It's really fragile, it breaks, if it falls on the floor, forget it, it breaks the screen.
It's made by glass.
in front and back so be careful.
You need to take care like it is your child.
Understand?
Nowadays it's like that with the cell phones.
Be careful with the cell phone, take care of it
Buy the glass film protection
for the cell phone does not fall and break and you spend a lot of money swapping the front or back glass.
So I opened here, there's its front
This is an envelop that comes with apple stickers
that key to unlock the case e put the sim card inside
some instructions and this kind of things that came with the cell phones.
Here it is. This is the IPhone X.
This model has 64 gb.
They made two types of device, 64 gb and another of 200 and something.
The IPhone X with 64gb is really enough for me.
I have many apps and with 64gbs I can not even reach all these gigabytes.
64gb is a good number.
There's no longer Iphone with 8 gb ou 16 gb. It's starting in 32gbs in Iphone 8, i guess.
So we have 32 gb, 64 gb and one with 200gb and a little more.
If you have many things in your phone, maybe you should buy one with more capacity.
I use a lot of internet,
a have some apps, so 64gb it's really enough for me.
I don't have many photos on my phone, usually I put in the computer
or in a pendrive. It's easy.
Besides the difference between the iphone 8 and 8 plus, I was really in doubt...
Because when I get the Iphone 6s plus, i had before the Iphone 6
that has the normal size.
So I get like "Oh, the IPhone Plus is too big, looks like a tablet, is too big on my hand, etc etc"
Everybody had this prejudice with the IPhone Plus, when it was released.
A lot of people got into the doubt because he was too big.
But custom is everything.
Nowadays I have the Iphone 6s Plus.
I really like how it looks, how it fits in my hand, it doesn't fall...
it fits perfectly in my hand.
it's a size that i like.
When I went to get the IPhone X
I was very worried I went to the store several times
because it is a little smaller than the IPhone Plus and a little bigger than the normal Iphone.
It is a middle ground between the two.
I didn't knew if I really wanted because of its size, however had all these new things.
The face recognition,
a great camera,
the animamoji thing, where you can send a message through an emoji, you can talk and the emoji talks as well.
All these new things that Apple puts in the IPhone X
you don't find in the iphone 8 or 8 plus.
So it's fresh news, something new, something different.
And I chose the Iphone X.
Even because they convinced me, the girl in the store said:
"If you get the IPhone 8 or 8 plus will be the almost the same as the iphone 6 plus
you get the home button
will be almost the same things
inside de device"
So I said: you know what?
Let's go new, let's chose this one, with new screen
Let's see how it looks.
I get it today.
I will keep this for more 2 years
after 2 years maybe we have a new iphone,
really cool.
Now I'm waiting to set up
I'm finishing the set up
I did a backup on my old phone with the iCloud
then i can put all my infos in my new phone with the backup.
The backup is almost finishing.
Soon a come back to show you.
In this time, click in the like button down here,
leave your comment,
because its a subject i know you like
technology is a subject that a lot of people like
don't leave this video, soon i'll be back.
I finished the set up of my iphone x,
My apps are still downloading
it's gonna take a little while, but the basics I can do.
I'm gonna show you...
The back of the Iphone X is now made of glass.
This one is made of glass,
This one is the 6s plus, it's not of glass
this one (iphone x) is.
On top...
In iPhone 6s plus its rose,
on iphone x it is like metal
looks like a mirror
This phone is really fragile, you really need to be careful.
You can see the size difference
The screen of iphone x is bigger than the screen of iphone 6s plus
because the screen starts here below.
And on Iphone 6s plus starts from home button.
and he gets up here.
The Iphone x doesn't have this white part here
so its screen is bigger.
I have no idea what I am doing, I'm pressing the camera...
I did not show you what came in the box.
It's the basic stuff . A power plug. Here in the UK the plug is like this, it has 3 inputs.
The earphone,
When the Iphone 7 was released, a lot of people thought the wireless headphones came along, but it does not come.
it is sold separately in the apple store
so in all cell phones of apple what came is the normal one.
But, behind you have the adapter
Because today you can't charge your phone and listen music at the same time
the apple phones don't have the headset input anymore.
The input to the headset is now the same input as the one used to charge the phone.
This is sad, because you have to choose between to charge your phone or to listen music.
Here you have the USB cable
I'll take a picture first with the iphone 6s plus
a selfie to show to you
this one i take with the iphone 6s plus.
Now i'll take another with the iphone x.
This picture I took with the Iphone 6s plus.
This one I took with the iphone x.
You can see...
an amazing image quality.
On Iphone X, if you approach the image, it does not lose quality.
it does not lose quality.
Here you can see what happens if I approach the image on the iphone 6s plus
and here you can see what happens when I approach the image on the iphone x.
The zoom quality is better on iphone X
because it doesn't lose quality.
And on the iphone 6s plus you lose some quality
when you use the zoom.
So the camera is one of the most important things in this new iphone.
We also have the animamoji (emoji animated) and the facial recognition
the face id and passcode
I already done the facial recognition
you need to turn your head
turn to the other side
then it recognizes all your head
to do the facial recognition.
There's the animamoji thing, where you can send an emoji talking some message for someone
and the person receive the animated emoji talking , i think that's really cool.
It was a great technology that they put in iphone x
besides the camera, the infinite screen.
I really hope that you enjoyed this video
showing to you the unboxing of my iphone X.
I know lot of people like this subject
I hope this video has many likes,
and that you follow me on my social networks
with my iphone x.
On instagram (@magarbuglio) or facebook (/magarbuglio)
Keep watching my channel.
There's always a new video, every Monday and Wednesday
at 7 p.m.
I hope you liked it! And if you are new around here, subscribe on my channel!
Kisses and see you!
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Il Big Crunch - Duration: 19:40.
Fuck!
You'll be late anyway.
Why did I get up?
Why do you spend so much time in the bathroom?
I won't let you get in first next time.
I gotta pee!
I'll never learn to get my tie right on the first try.
Are you gonna leave all those letters there?
Fuck you too.
This is no way to behave.
It's not even long he's been living here.
Pollari's gonna be there, too.
I didn't know that.
You're gonna meet at last. You have never met in all these years.
- What a pleasure! - You don't think mush of him.
None of your great professors does.
For once, be less of a snob.
Who knows? Maybe this time he's gonna surprise you all.
Go back to sleep.
Bauer's gonna be there, too. It's all I needed.
Good morning. Cappuccino, please.
Excuse me, your paper!
CARLO BAUER, PROFESSOR OF STAR SYSTEM DYNAMICS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF ROME
In cosmology, the Big Crunch
is a theory concerning the destiny of the universe.
According to such theory, the universe will stop expanding
and will begin to collapse on itself.
This theory is symmetrical to the Big Bang Theory.
Accordingly,
if the gravity of the matter and of the energy
within the observable horizon is big enough,
then it could stop the expansion of the universe
and afterwards invert it.
The universe will shrink
and all objects will collide,
no matter how far they originally were from each other.
Stars, planet,
solar systems:
everything will implode
and become a single thing.
However, it's no clear what could happen
in the instants before the Big Crunch.
Now, to fully describe such final events,
a quantum theory of gravity shall be needed.
This is what I've been working on during the last years.
However,
at the moment,
the Big Crunch model
is nothing more...
than a theoretical toy.
This is only because the scientific community deems as extremely difficult
to develop an exhaustive quantum gravity law,
mainly
due to the low interest
shown by the corporations in investing in this field.
How's it going?
Want some?
I hate these conferences.
Oh, really?
Something happened to me this morning.
I'll never learn to get my tie right on the first try.
You don't say!
Does it ever happen to you to have such thoughts?
Just like everyone.
Yeah.
Just like everyone.
Only,
to me it happens every damned morning.
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Flinging Hilarious Threats/Insults - Duration: 1:20.
Leopards to
eat me!
I like it when rabbits eat
me!
You want to eat me like a bunny crap crap!
Imma eat you
like a bunny. You aren't going crap crap butt butt.
Okay, listen here Future Genius.
You want a ?? genius
you BAD BOY!
You're the bad boy
You're the one gonna get
a bad boy.
You're gonna get a beating! You're gonna get a Band-Aid on the poo poo.
I will lay you straight.
Oh ???stay off the table, hurt yourself.
I'm not on the table.
Yes you are. Where?
Right there! Where? Right there!
I'm not touchin' it. Yeah you are.
????????
I could beat you EASY.
I'm gonna beat you
like a leopard.
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How to Measure Current with an Oscilloscope - Take the Mystery Out of Oscilloscope Probing - Duration: 6:02.
Oscilloscopes are typically used to measure voltage what you may not know is
that you can just as easily measure current with a scope hi I'm Allie to
measure current with an oscilloscope you have a few options you can use the Ohm's
law method to measure the voltage drop across a shunt resistor you can use this
voltage and your known resistance to calculate current this is a nice quick
way to measure current but it requires you to do some math in your head to
interpret the waveform and this can get pretty confusing if you have to document
your waveform and share it with others and depending on the shunt resistor you
use it can also introduce extra uncertainty into your measurements for
more accurate measurements use a current probe with a current probe you'll get
the measurement in amps right on your scope screen no calculations required
there are three situations where you'll need to measure current if you're
working with really high currents really low currents or something in between and
each one of these situations calls for a different measurement strategy let's
start with how to measure high current and when I say high current I mean high
current as in hundreds or thousands of amps you'll often run into large
currents like this when measuring the startup of a device or the switching of
a switch mode power supply a Rogowski coil current probe can measure high
currents because it uses an air core instead of a traditional metal core and
with a metal core we'd have to worry about too high of a current saturating
it but with air we don't have to worry about that when current is detected the
Rogowski coil produces a voltage that is proportional to the rate of change or
derivative of the current that's enclosed by that coil loop the voltage
is then integrated and this allows the probe to provide an output voltage is
proportional to the input current that you're measuring
Rogowski coil probes have been getting a lot of attention with engineers because
they're really easy to use the probe head is just a flexible loop that you
can bend and loop around any component that you want to test now let's talk
about how to measure currents in that in-between range somewhere between 10
milliamps and 30 amps for these measurements most engineers are using a
clamp on style current probe also known as a magnetic core current probe these
clamp on style current probes are often used to measure current consumption of
things like high frequency digital circuits ICS and power supplies when
you're doing this type of testing it's often important to get
here at low-level measurements which means you need a probe with high
sensitivity and low noise one thing to note is that clamp on probes are really
easy to use all you have to do is clamp it around the wire and you're ready to
start measuring there's no extra components or accessories necessary and
these clamp on style current probes have a hybrid ac/dc measurement technology
which means that they have both a Hall effect sensor element for measuring
low-frequency DC contents and a current transformer for measuring those AC
contents so you're able to account for the DC offset of your signal instead of
the probe locking it out let's look at an example I have a couple different
clamp on style current probes plugged into channel one and two let's just take
a look at the baseline noise of these two probes on channel one I have an
older keysight probe that has a ten to one conversion factor this means that
we're only able to go down to 10 milliamps per division on the vertical
setting and this really isn't good enough for most low level current
measurements but with the probe on channel 2 we can actually go down to one
milliamp per division and with this high sensitivity we can measure low level
currents with much more accuracy I've also set up peak to peak measurements so
we can compare the two probes baseline noise and you'll notice that the program
channel two is giving us about five to six times less noise in the probe on
channel one with this increased sensitivity and lower noise we're going
to be able to make more accurate measurements so when you go to pick a
clamp-on style current probe make sure you choose one with an appropriate noise
level for the measurements you need to make this is especially important if you
care about signal detail so let's look at an example if you're working with
something like this CAN bus that I have on screen here you can start to see how
the noise level of your current probe can really affect your measurements with
the older current probe on channel one we can barely make out the edge
crossings of this canvas with a newer probe on channel 2 we can clearly define
all of the bits and make more accurate measurements generally clamp on current
probes don't have much bandwidth with the current probe we're using on channel 2
the N7026A oscilloscope current probe
has the highest bandwidth
available at 150 megahertz the third type of current measurement is
low current and when I say low current I mean in the micro amp 2 amp range
measuring low level current like this is often necessary when testing things like
battery powered devices charging devices or memory chips engineers are always
looking for ways to maximize battery life of their devices and to do this you
need to be able to accurately test your device's low current States so you can
optimize power consumption to get this level of sensitivity use a high
sensitivity current probe that allows you to measure these low signals with
very low noise while maintaining a high enough dynamic range that covers the
input signal so if we look at an example on channel 2 I have that clamp on
current probe we are looking at before and on channel 3 a high sensitivity
current probe the true signal that we're measuring is 6 milliamps and we're
getting almost exactly that with the high sensitivity current probe because
there's barely any noise from the probe riding on the signal these high
sensitivity current probes aren't optimized to measure current flow within
a DUT to characterize sub circuits and this allows you to see both large
signals and small details on fast and wide dynamic range current waveforms and
often when you're doing current testing you need to be able to make low level
current measurements while still being able to analyze those larger currents
and to do this you have two options first you can double probe your signal
but this will double probe loading and give you an inaccurate view of your
signal the other option is to use a two channel high sensitivity current probe
like this one making more accurate current measurement starts with the
right probe for more information on how to pick a probe for your measurements
check out the selection guide that's linked below and for even more probing
resources make sure you download the probe training kit linked below and
subscribe to our YouTube channel for more videos like this I have a li with
keysight technologies and I'll see you next time
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Official Jingle Bells song ( by MICHEL CORTEZ) 2017 - Duration: 2:30.
Dashing through the snow On a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go, Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tail ring, making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing A sleighing song tonight
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh
A day or two ago,
I thought I'd take a ride, And soon Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my side; The horse was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his lot We got into a drifted bank,
And then we got upsot.
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way!
Oh, What fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way!
Oh, What fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh.
Now the ground is white Go it while you're young
Take the girls tonight And sing this sleighing song
Just get a bob tailed bay two-forty as his speed
Hitch him to an open sleigh And crack! you'll take the lead
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way!
Oh, What fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way!
Oh, What fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh.
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