Live from New York City,
it's the Wendy Williams Show!
How you doin'?
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Now, here's Wendy!
(audience cheers) Tah-dah!
Yeah!
Why not?
Thank you for watching us today
and say hello to my co-hosts, my studio audience.
Fabulous.
How you doin'?
How you doin'?
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Let's get started.
It's time for Hot Topics.
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Have you ever showed up at work and
Snoop Dogg is in your office?
Well I have.
(audience giggles)
Hot boxing the whole joint, no pun intended.
(audience cheers)
I do feel a ways.
I'm very stuck to this chair right now.
(audience laugh)
I will not lie.
He's here, he gave me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
that tasted funny.
(audience laughs)
The brownies tasted funny.
(audience laughs)
There were flakes of everything
all around my nice beautiful desk.
(audience laughs)
The dog father's in the building.
Let's just say, (audience cheers)
everyone around here is a little leaning to the left.
(woman laughs)
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
As you all know, Bill Cosby, who's 81,
was sentenced to three to 10 years in state prison.
(audience gasps) He was sentenced yesterday.
This means that he has to do no less than three years.
That's what they say, no less than three.
He's not eligible for parole or anything like that
until after the three.
He was also denied bail and taken into custody.
(audience groans)
(audience claps)
Of course his wife was not there to support him.
She's as foil in all this.
You know Camille knew stuff.
None of his kids were there which says
a whole hell of a lot.
(audience groans)
Nobody.
Nobody was there for him.
He expressed no remorse and the judge says,
I'm not permitted to treat him
any differently based on who he is or who he was.
(audience claps)
I'm fighting with my mother because
my mother feels like he's 81 years old Wendy.
For goodness sakes.
He doesn't need to be going to jail.
Mommy, what the Methuselah?
(audience laughs)
He raped women with thigh gappers ma'.
What are you talking about?
Different generation.
He's 81, my mom's 83, my dad is 87.
I guess they feel a ways.
He wasn't feeling a ways when he's
feeling up on girls though.
I won't be talking to her probably for the rest of the week.
(audience laughs) I can't, I can't.
I will not speak to her.
There's nothing to say.
She's totally wrong but from that old school wrong.
Susanne, sometimes the old school,
they don't get it.
Nope, they don't get it.
I got a mother like that too.
(audience laughs)
There's definitely a whole different age gap between.
I can't think of the last time
that I fought with my mother over something though,
but we are literally in disagreement about Bill Cosby.
He was also deemed as a sexually violent predator mommy.
(audience gasps)
When he gets out,
he's gotta undergo counseling for the rest of his life.
First of all, what are you gonna say to the counselor
if you're Bill Cosby?
You sit there like,
(audience laughs)
I'm not talking to you.
It's a little too late.
Do you have a snack?
(audience laughs)
Also, that thing about being listed as a sexual offender.
That's big.
You know all you have to do is
Google online and see your neighborhood
and they have the orange dot on all the predators.
Believe me you, believe me.
They have the dot.
If you wanna Google where you live,
whether it's in a detached house or an apartment,
all you do is you get on there and
then you see the orange dot.
You'd be surprised how many orange dots
are all over the place.
Not you Mr. Smith.
Really?
(audience laughs)
Or is this a leftover dot from the
people who used to own the house?
(audience laughs)
What a legacy Bill Cosby.
What a legacy.
Mary J. Blige and her ex Kendu are
being sued by their former landlord.
(audience gasps)
Dammit Snoop.
And I got cotton mouth.
(audience laughs)
And I want a snack.
(audience laughs)
I feel like laying down.
(audience laughs)
I don't know what we're gonna talk about.
I don't like to fight in this state.
(audience laughs)
He come out here,
we'll have a smooth conversation about what?
I don't know.
Wake me up when it's done.
(audience laughs)
(audience claps)
Dammit man.
(woman laughs)
(audience laughs)
Mary and Kendu's former landlord
is saying that they failed to pay
$27,000 rent for four months.
(audience groans)
That place must be spectacular.
$27,000 a month.
Four months.
Gee.
The landlord threatened to kick them out
and then Kendu and Mary agreed
to let the landlord keep their $51,000 deposit,
but you don't get to keep a deposit.
The deposit is so that you can
fix holes in walls and things like that.
It's not to pay for your rent.
The landlord agreed to pay this deposit, whatever it is.
In the meantime, the condition of the home,
the landlord is not happy with.
This is in Beverly Hills.
In Beverly Hills.
There were holes in the walls and
I guess soiled carpet and things were broken,
equipment was stolen. (audience gasps)
(woman chuckles)
(audience laughs)
When they finally moved out,
the landlord claims that they caused
over $16,000 in damages.
(audience groans)
And stole $31,000 worth of audio visual equipment.
(audience groans)
Well they liked it.
(audience laughs)
Mary and Kendu no longer get together.
They're not married,
they don't have any children together or anything like that.
I'm thinking, who's putting holes in walls?
Mary doesn't have kids.
Kendu, these are your kids, or whatever.
Who's putting holes in walls?
You ever go in somebody's house
and you see a hole in the wall?
You're like,
(audience laughs)
maybe another time.
(audience laughs)
Holes in walls.
The landlord was probably patient and silent.
Now it's time for him I guess to get loud about it,
but he probably waited around.
You're not landing and lording a place
that's that expensive when you have nothing for yourself.
The landlord probably,
he had the time to wait for his money,
and the respect maybe for Mary.
Is there any truth to this story?
I can't imagine Mary and Kendu
getting together and paying this.
Kendu is making money off Mary.
Spousal support, we talk about that.
Mary is still in her earning years.
I mean, Mar, might be time for that residency
in Vegas or something.
(audience claps)
Or something.
Or something.
The landlord wants $58,211.13 plus interest in damages.
Mary, $58,000, just make it go away Mary.
Just make it go away. (audience laughs)
Make it go away, you know what I mean.
(audience claps)
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You know that man Chris Hemsworth?
He's really hot.
He's Thor.
Yes!
He's got a wife and they got a couple of kids.
The wife is cute, the kids are five and two months.
They got a brand new one.
Five year old twins.
Six and five year old twins.
Same difference.
(audience laughs) (man laughs)
Dammit Snoop.
(audience laughs)
(woman laughs)
(audience cheers)
(woman sighs)
Chris and his wife are making their neighbors very upset.
They're Australian, they live in Australia,
and they're building this massive home.
It looks like either a mall or
something or a state prison. (audience gasps)
This is for four people,
but you wanna know what?
That's just the top of it.
Would you look at all that outdoor space?
Can you imagine what inside looks like?
He did this for $8,000.
(audience gasps)
Excuse me, $8 million,
(audience gasps)
which is nothing.
Do you see this?
This is massive!
He did this for $8 million.
That's nothing!
Do you know what it costs to build
something like this in Long Island?
(audience giggles)
The neighbors are complaining, wah, wah, wah,
because the Hemsworths, they bought the property,
they bulldozed the original house.
It's their house.
They do with it what they want.
They bulldozed it down and now they've built
this fabulous giant house and everybody's very upset.
They're like, what are you doing?
You're ruining the neighborhood.
Who are you neighbors?
(audience laughs) First of all, the Hemsworth,
they are elevating your entire situation.
The idea of his, he built this massive mess, it's his money.
He can do with it what he wants.
(audience claps)
The only thing I would've done is
I would've pushed it a little bit closer to the beach.
Just push it a little closer to the beach,
but he owns all that so who are you neighbors?
Then you move, and guess what?
Your property value is up because
you live next to something like this.
The key is when you buy a house,
you don't buy the biggest house in the neighborhood.
(audience claps)
You buy the in between house in the neighborhood
and you let the rich people buy the big houses.
They make everybody look good.
He's elevated your situation.
$8 million.
$8 million.
It's huge.
(audience laughs)
I don't even know what four people do in a house like that.
(audience laughs)
Honestly.
Get lost.
(audience laughs)
There's a place where the killer can have a bedroom.
(audience laughs)
You know the killer just lays in the
cut in your house for a week, eating your food,
you don't even realize what's going on,
and then he kills you at the end of the week.
(audience laughs)
It's frightening, too scary.
Scary.
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We all love Kenan Thompson.
He's been to our show before and he's
Mr. Saturday Night Live. (audience claps)
Of everybody who's ever been on that show, all the stars,
he's the one with the longest running situation.
15 years he's been there 'cause normally
people just stick and move.
You're there for three years, you make your bones,
and then you become a Chris Rock or
then you become an Eddie Murphy or something like that.
You move on with your life.
After 15 years on SNL,
he's finally going to star in his own sitcom.
(audience cheers)
It's called Saving Larry.
Now listen,
(audience laughs)
the sitcom is gonna be on NBC just like SNL.
The sitcom is gonna be produced by
Lorne Michaels who produces SNL.
(audience groans)
Kenan's gonna play a widow raising his kids
living with his father-in-law, a widower.
That could be funny.
The problem is, if it doesn't work out.
'Cause you can't go back to SNL once you leave.
You kind of can't go back.
They don't even know whether this show's picked up or not.
(audience groans)
They're working on a pilot and already
people are talking like it's gonna be
the next big thing and he's gonna be leaving SNL.
Kenan, this is what I'd do.
You've got a young wife,
that wife of yours, you got a kid or so,
a four year old and a two month old.
See, I knew two months was somewhere in Hot Topics.
(audience laughs)
You've got a wife who will hold you down.
You need to keep both jobs and I'm gonna tell you why.
Because if this sitcom doesn't work,
at least you have SNL, your tried and true.
Plus, who's gonna imitate Bill Cosby?
(audience laughs)
This is your time. (audience claps)
Along with imitating him,
you played Fat Albert in the movie.
(audience laughs)
You've got a connection.
The TV business in general is so damn risky.
If I were you, I wouldn't quit.
I would do both jobs for two years
to see where this sitcom's going to go
and if this sitcom goes better
and they renew you for another two more years,
then I'd take the sitcom job,
but I wouldn't do one or the other.
I can't.
When I got this talk show, I stayed in radio.
(audience laughs)
I was like, 'cause what if this mess doesn't work out?
(audience laughs)
I would come here and get the eyelashes and stuff
and then scramble across town to Park Avenue
and do that radio show.
I would get in the house with both toothpicks.
(audience laughs)
Tired as hell, having to greet a five year old.
Mommy, mommy!
Oh my gosh.
Oh.
(audience laughs)
(audience claps)
I wasn't gonna leave radio which is
already a good thing to me.
Then this show, it finally took off enough
that I took a chance and said, bye radio,
but there was a long period of time there boy.
I was burning these candles at all ends,
(audience laughs)
and dealing with a five year old.
(audience claps)
(audience laughs)
I'm all emotional.
Alicia Silverstone,
this is the same woman who chewed her food
and she spit it in her baby's mouth.
(audience groans)
She's that girl.
Like a bird, like a bird.
(woman laughs) (audience laughs)
Alicia Silverstone said she wouldn't hesitate
to ask her husband, her ex-husband, to get her pregnant.
She said that she would not hesitate.
They already have a daughter together.
A son.
(bleep)
(audience laughs)
The child's name is Bear.
They already have Bear.
(audience laughs)
Alicia and Chris have only been divorced for four months.
They were married for 13 years
and they share the custody of Bear.
She was asked during an interview
does she wanna have more children, and so she said yeah.
She said, I'd like to have more children
with my ex-husband actually.
I know where he's from, his DNA.
Bear wants another sibling.
Bear would like to have a sibling and sure why not.
I just find this just so damn weird.
(audience laughs)
'Cause then, how do you deal with the next man
if the next man knows you're so into your husband,
or your ex-husband,
that you actually double backed around
and had a baby with him?
Why don't you all just start dating again?
Maybe divorce isn't for you.
(audience claps) Maybe divorce isn't for you.
I personally just think that that's kind of strange.
I'm either black or white.
Either I like you or I don't.
You're either in my life or you're not in my life.
I told you, I'm working on a gray area.
I've been working on it for 10 years.
(audience laughs)
I still have no gray area.
A divorce means go.
I play with you all about drive-bys and stuff,
but I play with that.
No.
I don't want you.
Come pick up the kids and go on about your life.
Stop making me coo-coo in the head
as we embrace after midnight when the
wine and ambien set in.
(audience laughs)
(audience claps)
Michelle Williams from Destiny's Child.
She's married.
No, she's not married yet.
She's got a fiance and you know,
they're starring in their own reality show.
I told you this I think in the spring this was coming up.
All of a sudden her fans are all over social media
having really, really mixed feelings about it.
Mostly the ones that say bad choice.
Reality shows break up families and so on and so forth.
Michelle got on Instagram to defend her choice saying,
this is an awesome, unique opportunity
to show what God is doing.
We mutually want to show our journey to marriage.
(audience laughs)
Problem is, do we wanna see it?
(audience laughs)
I'm just saying, a lovely girl.
You know we play with Michelle all the time.
Poor Michelle.
Michelle.
(audience laughs)
Nobody cares about your journey to the altar.
(audience laughs)
(audience claps)
She's not that interesting as a person
and her husband is a pastor.
His name is Chad.
Oh!
By the way,
they will not be having sex until the honeymoon.
(audience groans)
Hold on, I've got a start date.
The show is called Chad Loves Michelle.
It premieres Sunday night November 3rd at nine.
Clap if this is a show that you'd watch.
(audience claps) (audience laughs)
Michelle, good luck!
In the meantime, we've got more great show here.
(audience cheers)
Up next, the one and only, the legendary Snoop Dogg is here
so grab a snack and come on back.
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