Wednesday people talking sports dude yeah man I mean we're really taking the
show to another level today yeah tell me about it yeah I mean so much in the news
animal rights activists did you head about this guy in France yeah he got gored by a
bull sure he want an animal attacked was runs on I assume he was yelling
something like have any of you seen Food Inc and then the bull stabbed them and
he was like never mind probably would happen afterwards he just
like went to Burger King she's got a million whoppers he's done yeah it's
like you know what's interesting it's like we talked about how barbaric
football is country bullfighting is huge in so many countries yeah it's
been dancing around a bowl and then stabbing him to death
Oh totally like you know we like we're like oh man NFL touchdown celebrations
are excessive they like Terrell Owens never like took out a switchblade and
stabbed the football speaking of football
yeah but Armageddon drone sure is it drawn or drone drawn I'm getting drawn
just signed with the Jets right you mean named after the movie
Armageddon all right so I'm gonna guess he's really bad well that's like the
rumor - is that the Jets are like purposely tanking their season so
they're just like now we'll just get guys with cool names yeah they also
signed a running back named the day after tomorrow' Johnson what else we got
Ryan Eggold's here from the blacklist yeah it's pretty huge yeah pretty big
right I got it I got a black head look at that they can't afford a makeup team
here look at this ridiculous they're lookin like a like an adolescent
we're back on people talking sports and doing my Ryan Eggold thanks for joining
us man yeah man thanks for having me from the blacklist yes indeed we had a
Amir Arison on the show oh did you I'm very sorry didn't ruin everything I did
it go okay he was great he was great he was you know what he trashed kevin
garnett oh yeah he said he's overrated and then
I ended I said I will give me an actor is overrated he was like alright I'll
give you an actor don't think I was like no I can't so we just give me KG can we get
Kevin Garnett on the show and a mirror at the same time I would like let him
let him speak his mind are you a big a you big hoops guy uh
yeah man I'm a big Knicks fan for sure yeah and you're from California and yeah
yeah this show is also a Lakers fan before I grew up in California yeah
which was a team you grew up in LA who is on that team the first basketball
game I ever went to was Clippers but then it was Lakers for a long time that
was a rough run for the Clippers when they were franchise guy was Povich it
was like the lowest of the low was really really bad yeah really bad but
really fun cuz they were like such the underdog then the Clippers like got cool
again recently and I was like now it's like want to band you like it's popular
right you know you're like now but I like the Clippers when they sucked yeah
yeah you work with I mean James Spader regularly yeah I've seen it like an
interviews he's like your guy you like him a lot right yeah yeah he's cool he's
cool he's an intense dude yeah how is he intense
oh he's so intense man he's just he's James is never really off you know no I
don't mean that like a performing way I just mean he's he's always very engaged
you know he's very on the front foot he's um he's always thinking and when
you're working with him he never stops being like this Cup should be here in
life he's just very very driven yeah yeah and you can't turn it off at all no
no so you uh you're on the blacklist you have your own movie that you wrote
directed yeah wrote it directed it edited it's put some music in it that I
composers really fun it's my first time behind the camera with great cast Justin
Long and Cobie Smulders and John Cho Ron Hansen all these great folks Justin Long
who saw the festival yeah Justin I bumped into the festival I
just finished the script and had been thinking about him in the in the role
and and just got to talk it and he read it and then he he connected he'd had a
it's a film I wrote sort of partly out of my own life experience and then and
then partly you know exaggerated and dramatized what what's the premise
the premise is a guy going to his ex-girlfriend's wedding needless to say
he's a bit out of place and yeah and why did he go to the wedding this is the
part where I do that you'll have to watch the part he you know it's it's a
mix of things I think you know if he goes for reasons unknown to himself I
mean sort of partly maybe to win her back but partly to show everyone that
he's totally okay with this you know it's kind of all those things so tell me
what it's like that you're directing all these great actors Peter Gallagher
Justin Long Luis Guzman Dana Delany and yeah what is that like honestly it's
great because when you're dealing with pros and veterans like that who really
know what they're doing and they've been around the block and they've dealt with
you know good sets bad sets and everything in between they're they're
great they know how to take care of themselves and it's really just about
you kind of keeping the Train on the tracks and trying to tell the story that
you want to tell and kind of pitching the way that you saw it and then letting
it go from there and letting it you know letting the scene take its own shape and
letting these actors do the amazing things that they do so you cast the film
kind of yourself I did the casting along with Cassandra kulakundis who's an
amazing I know it directed you know I know her brother amazing yeah yeah
awesome she's the best she can boogie nights and you know all that might be
the best cast movie of all maybe ever right maybe one of the best all-time
cast so she's needless to say phenomenal and works her butt off so she's like and
I saw her on a flight like three years ago
Cassandra anecdote I hadn't seen her in years she sitting next me on a flight
and I'm really hung over because I just been eliminated from Last Comic Standing
and look at duel with Keenan Ivory Wayans we went back and forth and he's
he like insulted me and yeah I said let he said like why like some new jokes who
I didn't like all of them and I said well I liked all your scary movie films
sarcastically obviously right I got it got a big pop yeah and not here
apparently at the actual tape you should have been
there hilarious but so the next morning I'm like I'm like bummed I'm on the
flight I turn to her and she's just like how are you I'm like an owl oh she's
like well I'm horrible she told this whole story about a friend died I was like
nevermind and I was hungover so in the middle of
her story about a friend dying I just fell asleep back with an amazing panel
best panel ever first off from NBC's the blacklist
maybe the best dressed male guests we've had I mean sockless shoe combination Wow
thanks I get made fun of for that so I appreciate it no I couldn't do it stinky
feet for the record they smell great they smell good they smell very good all
right yeah we got Anthony recognizing the train yesterday whoo Joey was his
name yeah Joe kickbox Joey kicked by Joey kickbox
on Twitter his real last name I could pronounce it okay
what did he kick box you know it was real nice all right
it was like you I know you like to get recognized for anything is New York City
for that reason tell me about it movie star Erin Foley thank you so much for coming in
course you know from the movie almost famous and me far from it and Foley
Anthony wrote that joke it wasn't good
Dwyane Wade is gonna meet with LeBron this week this this is like on friends
like the chair you want to get together finally Rachel yeah okay we have ones
we're awesome which one's Rachel I don't think the joke threw that hard
and there's like you know that Wade's gonna get bought out you know that he's
gonna end up on the Cavs and then they're gonna end up being like the
expendables you know they got Rose you know that Chris Bosh is gonna come back
for one last job they're all it feels like almost like a retirement squad
someone's gonna sneeze rose applaud is an eighth season and then Bosh is you
know his arms gonna fall off and then I don't know it just the best is a TMZ
reporter like I just was like that's your job like chasing Dwyane Wade in an
airport terrible and like - Wade was just like yeah I'm probably gonna text
him he's like oh thanks so much guys gonna see this and weep I hope you know
what's interesting - is it like you know that this is gonna get he's gonna get
burned again like Wade got burned by LeBron you know he's gonna sound like a
three year deal with Cleveland I do I would like them together to say I think
it will give them it will give them some firepower like they have they didn't
have depth last year against the Warriors they had some - yeah well at
the only time you're gonna beat the Warriors if as if Cleveland could have
you know grabbed a couple of other players to play for them right before
the finals like they needed seven more players to get Golden State yeah when
Deron Williams was like leading their second unit I was like she said when did
Deron Williams start looking like Paul Giamatti yeah I felt like half the squad
was like weekend at Bernie's you know they just like go get in there Williams
like I got some plan there's so many players you're like what Richard
Jefferson's alive yeah not bad he seriously
he's very well yeah here's the one thing I have I bumped when I was like when I
was like 21 I bumped into Richard Jefferson in a bar and I was a little
aggressive Oh what the hell and it turned around I was like oh my god
Richard Jefferson he was like I'm so sorry and I've had a hard time
respecting him ever since then because that was like a wiry kid my head no he
wasn't pissed he was nice he's a good good guy I like that you're
left respect went to someone that was really polite also all your stories you
know beginning in in bars I need to know what bar that was like draymond Green he
would have killed me and that's what you what I wanted yes you're crazy
do you have a girlfriend I do okay it's rocky I love Lamar Odom I've always
loved Lamar Odom he's a New York guy he kind of came in with some problems he
turned it around he's a great story he said that there's a recent quote that if
la never traded him he'd still be playing the Lakers today I kind of
believe him because that's when all his problems really started he's the only
guy to ever leave LA and develop a coke problem in Dallas he he was not doing
well yeah like that was he went sit you know what happened I think was he was on
that trade that were they traded for Chris Paul got vetoed and then and then
they were like oh we've heard him so badly we have to just trade for the
trade for like nothing which I think them even more yeah I mean when you have
a serious drug issue and instability and then you go to Dallas I don't know how
you really pick yourself up after that but it's it's interesting how like I
have a I have a real sweet spot for him cuz he played for University of Rhode
Island and I went from New York to Rhode Island so I watch them play in college
and so we're always kind of cheering for him like it takes a real special guy for
me to cheer for him post brothel you know
I hope he claims himself up but you know then at the end of the article he's got
like seven clothing lines for book deals and you're like eyes he's writing a
tell-all book but it is it gonna be relatable at all he's like he's like you
know when you go back to your mansion after a bender and you won't return your
phone calls like no other people with drug problems they'll relate to that
specific thing like I just like I mainly itch on the train that's the thing about
about being an addict it's like it you got to have all this strength to come
your worshiped as an athlete and then you have to really see yourself for who
you are right when you come out of it and it's like you know and it all
happens in the public eye yeah it's not like you're going through all those
things in front of millions of people that that do like you and they do admire
you so like that fall from grace is happening in front of everyone that's so
difficult yeah I did thought it was interesting though that like Odom said
at one point like maybe he'll playing the big three and then like that's like
a place of redemption and then another thing to it was like the big three is
gonna go international he mentioned that as a thing which is like amazing to me
like the idea of like Jerome Williams the junkyard dog in Brussels yeah I like
also that the big three just started it is now addressed you know yeah I could
be playing it like the Mars space station and like he just blew up the bit
like we were just like did it even work
thank you boy the Hat on Colbert or something like blew up I don't know what
happened yeah I think I played in four cities and ice cubes like we're going to
Amsterdam like slow down Lamar's like maybe we don't start with
Amsterdam please show us your touchdown celebration dance
I don't know something like that I'm probably just going to use my dance moves
like Victor Cruz woo I like tat
and then some pointing hit us with it
so I'm gonna do a little of this action
classic I'm gonna throw it over you got
and then like a really handsome man like a quarterback
right here well I'm not gonna kiss you but surely I'm a handsome man
ma'am show us your touchdown celebration
that's by far the best answer we're gonna receive
that's Joe list a good dancer good team I was at his wedding a week and a half
ago and he tore up the dance floor he's got a great body for it I mean he's like
lean he's wirey as a gangly tall white man I can relate are you good dancer not
at all little bit really no no I played the Scarecrow in high school don't beat
yourself up I wouldn't go with gangly yeah what would you use broad the Texas
Rangers refused to accommodate the Astros after a flood this is ridiculous
and they got trashed by the MLB like this right on the MLB website trashed
them for doing this and then it was it was edited and taken down so the MLB you
know running one in a pretty toxic way when it comes to this stuff at least
from within this is this should be trash yes let me just say this the the
response from the Texas owner was like oh you know I didn't want to take this
view to the tickets in the seats away from the fans last summer I went to my
first Texas Rangers game it was seven hundred ninety degrees no one is there
they are full-on building a new stadium nothing is wrong with the existing
stadium except no one goes cuz it's so hot so they have to build a new stadium
with the roof no one is in the stadium and his excuse was you know oh I don't
want to take the the seats away from the fans and it was so disrespect you you
start with humanity and then there's baseball playing the Trop which I don't
know if you've been to that stadium terrible yeah
you know it was so I thought it was one of the most and was a little further
than another place in Texas yeah it's terrible I don't know why that was like
oh we'll compromise Tampa yeah this thing I've ever heard yeah where
you hit a flyball and you have to wait for it to get down from the rafters for
25 minutes like that's a ballpark to acclimate yours oh yeah because the
whole reason they did it was for the fans to not miss those games so it's
like you really think anyone from Tampa that's gonna be like oh the Astros and
Rangers are coming to town like they care it's not like when football comes
to Europe or anything like see the team they support but they're gonna be like
no I'd like to see two teams from Texas battle it out why would you lose even
crazier two is that Joel Osteen is gonna do his sermons out of the Texas Ranger
stating a rod and JLo everyone's new favorite celeb couple they are donating
25k each for Houston they've announced on Instagram this isn't how you do it
yeah like every respect to a person they were like he donates a lot to charity
right they don't just say hey I don't need a lot of charity yeah yeah that's
true yeah what do you think I think it's helpful to get the word out there in any
way but I agree you don't want to do it in some self-aggrandizing way where you
like look at me you know honey I'm Tony but you know I mean Kevin Hart is
donating a lot of dough and a bunch of these guys are getting in so it's you
know I bet Jeter quietly donated fifty one thousand right yeah you know not
only get to say how much you're donating just I think raising awareness in and of
itself is problem I would have excited like how rich a-rod is he should have
just not said I would have assumed he would have donated more that's the other
thing with how much money that guy makes you're like really 25 grand yeah you
know that's like dinner for you is that yeah yeah the whole thing was such a
misfire I thought like you know again I'm glad they did it I'm glad you know
it'll it's all it's positive but the first of all it was a camera well just
on just on just on her the whole time you saw like a rods ear near there just
like an eyeball you know and and she was like and then he was like yeah yeah god
bless everyone whatever and you're just like oh it felt like such a PR stunt it
is but a rod I mean obviously you know I don't have a high opinion as a Yankee
fan he ruined everything he is awful and and I I started he's so awful that I
started to like love him because a certain point how much can you expose a
person until you just start to like them he was so exposed they were like you
cheated again and he was like yeah yeah it went from boos of the stadium to its
final you were like what Jeter got like a farewell tour he got like reluctant
like alright yeah it was like yeah him cheating it's like you know when the
Kramer came through the door and people talking sports we're going to Liz
Gonzales with another thing it's Wednesday
yeah has everybody partaken in their famous football draft yet no no mine was
on Sunday I missed it I don't know who I am
you missed it yeah I think I'm done ended before you see I feel like you
ended before you even begin yeah no I'm out this year I've had a hell of a
dynasty though I'll be honest PvP B's it's time his right engine that's it
okay Erin I had to give it up I had to give it up because it was ruining for
the sport for me but fantasy baseball who was time for that
oh I turns out I have time for it are you just meticulously totally unemployed
I just had a brush my teeth to get here
there we go well we're entering week four of the NFL preseason and already
we've had a ridiculous amount of injuries to players that are actually
pretty meaningful Julian Elmen out for the season with a torn ACL Spencer we're
out with a torn PCL Cameron Meredith the Bears number one receiver out for the
season my problem with this is that all of
these injuries are happening during completely meaningless games and my
solution here is I think the coaches and the players should get together and just
decide the veterans are just not going to partake in the preseason because you
know the NFL is not going to cut any games too much money involved do you
think just cut it completely right why do I even have it the NFL would not
go for that money yeah the TV deals done for those four weeks alone and there's
also these crazy rules how they can't even come together as a team and in the
practice facility till like June and so I think that's another huge cause of the
injuries because they're going full-tilt a lot of em are going full-tilt right in
the preseason to make the team and it's it's yeah I mean unless you just make it
year round fight to the death you know I feel like yeah more violence
I think would up the TV ratings you know
as the new NFL commissioner I say we add knives
are you gonna cage the football fields and there's no way out yes
okay no Commissioner is like what george carlin bit remember we said if we
talk about what a war football is we should make it a real war and i mean
leave the injured on the field well this has been a great episode of people
talking sports stay tuned tomorrow night we got Chris Jericho on the show it's
gonna be a great one keep Greg stone your roommate yeah that's not a
resounding endorsement he's also my buddy hilarious comic Craig stone give
me a great one stay tuned omona I'll beat the Albany funny bone this weekend
big things are happening for me
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