Youtube daily report Aug 31 2017

ANNOUNCER: BALLS, NATURE'S

LOW-HANGING FRUIT, HOMELESS

BUNDLES OF JOY UNTIL THEY GET

TWISTED AND CONTORTED TO THE

TIME OF POSSIBLY NEEDING TO GET

THEM CUT OFF, RIGHT, JUSTIN

BIEBER, WHO INJURED HIM DURING A

SOCCER GAME AND WEBMD'D HIMSELF

AND WENT TO THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE

HE THOUGHT HE HAD TESTICULAR

TORSION.

HARVEY: JUSTIN BIEBER ONLY HAS

SWOLLEN BALLS.

ANNOUNCER: OH, WE CAN ALL REST

EASY NOW.

SO WHAT HAPPENED?

SO BACK IN MAY JUSTIN WAS

PLAYING SOCCER AND SUFFERED AN

INJURY TO HIS FAMILY JEWELS AND

HE LOOKED IT UP AND SAW

SOMETHING CALLED TESTICULAR

TORSION.

SO HE WENT TO A HOSPITAL TO GET

TREATMENT.

ANNOUNCER: BUT HE ALSO GOT A

FALSE RUMOR SPREAD AROUND THE

PLACE THAT HE WAS THERE FOR AN

S.T.D., A RUMOR THAT ONE NURSE

ALLEGEDLY ACCESSED HIS FILE

ILLEGALLY TO PROVE, WHICH GOT

HER FIRED.

BUT SHE DECIDED TO RETALIATE WE

A SWIFT KICK TO THEIR BALLS AND

FILED AN UNLAWFUL TERMINATION

LAWSUIT.

BIEBER'S NUTS ARE OK.

THAT'S WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT

HERE, RIGHT?

ANNOUNCER: NOW TURN YOUR HEAD TO

THE RIGHT AND COUGH AGAIN.

HARVEY: DOCTOR EXAMINED BIEBER

AND SAID IT WAS JUST A STRAIN ON

HIS BALL.

ANNOUNCER: KAZAA, BECAUSE

TESTICULAR TORSION IS A SERIOUS

CONDITION WHEN IT CUTS OFF BLOOD

TO THE ARTERY.

SO DON'T SETTLE.

-- TO THE TEST ACALLS --

TESTICLES.

USE "TMZ" INSTEAD.

HARVEY: THE BALLS HURT.

IT'S NOT SERIOUS BUT IT FEELS

BAD.

IT'S LIKE WHEN A GIRL IS

PREGNANT.

HARVEY: HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT

YOU'RE PREGNANT WHEN YOU DIDN'T

HAVE SEX?

YES, YOU LOOK IT AND YOU

THINK AM I PREGNANT?

DID I GO IN A HOT TUB?

HARVEY: BATHROOM SEAT.

ANNOUNCER: YES, BECAUSE THAT'S

HOW BABIES ARE MADE.

THANKS, JUSTIN, GLAD YOUR BALLS

ARE OK.

For more infomation >> Justin Bieber's Swollen Balls Land Him In The Emergency Room | TMZ TV - Duration: 2:03.

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Odisseia da Nave Cassini - Fim da Missão - Legendado - Duration: 4:35.

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Tracce di Fipronil in allevamenti di Corato e Bisceglie, scatta l'allarme | K.N.B.T - Duration: 3:00.

For more infomation >> Tracce di Fipronil in allevamenti di Corato e Bisceglie, scatta l'allarme | K.N.B.T - Duration: 3:00.

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Selvaggia Lucarelli contro Roberto Ferrari: la lite sui social | M.C.G.S - Duration: 4:11.

For more infomation >> Selvaggia Lucarelli contro Roberto Ferrari: la lite sui social | M.C.G.S - Duration: 4:11.

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Farming Simulator 17 MAN TGS 6x / 8x / 10x-AR- as pack - Duration: 15:03.

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And last LIZARD Service Container Colorable Body This is for noobs or lazy Farmers

In this pack you will also find the Fliegl Trailer Ar 2 Wheel Setup Colorable Rims

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For more infomation >> Farming Simulator 17 MAN TGS 6x / 8x / 10x-AR- as pack - Duration: 15:03.

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Temporary Louis Armstrong Stadium a hit with players - US Open 2017 - Duration: 3:49.

Temporary Louis Armstrong Stadium a hit with players - US Open 2017

The opening reviews are in on the temporary Louis Armstrong Stadium tucked away in the corner of the USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center, and its a winner. I liked playing out there. I wouldnt mind playing out there again.

It was a good court, said John Isner, after the top-ranked American pounded out a four set, first-round win over Frenchman Pierre-Hugues Herbert on Monday to advance to the US Open second round.

The 8,500-seat stadium, situated just to the right of the East Gate, is a one-year stand-in for the state-of-the-art new Louis Armstrong Stadium that is rising next door in the footprint of the old Grandstand/Louis Armstrong Stadium that was demolished at the end last years tournament.

With its steel skeleton already up and in shape, the new Armstrong Stadium construction is on schedule for it to be ready for opening day in 2018.

The stadium will seat 14,000 and have a retractable roof, giving the tournament its second roofed stadium alongside the majestic Arthur Ashe Stadium.

I think its great, said two-time US Open finalist and current No. 5 seed Caroline Wozniacki after the Danes opening-day win. Its great to see that theres constantly improvements to the grounds. I already think they had great stadiums.

I heard that the new Armstrong is going to be really cool, with a roof. I think thats going to be really awesome..

Memories are still fresh, and feelings run deep about the unique vibe of the old Armstrong and the intimate Grandstand court, but change is necessary and comes with progress and improvements, according to Wozniacki.

I dont think you can really compare it to the old one, Wozniacki said. I have kind of some sentiments to the old Grandstand. It was very cozy. It was very close.

I really loved that court. This court is also awesome, but its obviously bigger and just wider. I think the atmosphere in there is great, too. But its just two different feels..

Isner said he too missed the feel of the old stadium but would have no trouble playing on the new court.

Its a very different feel, of course, than the old Armstrong. Its definitely a different feel. But the court itself I really enjoyed, he said. Visually maybe a little bit different. After a couple of games, you get used to it.

Ever seen the old movie Hoosiers? Every basket is 10 feet. A tennis court is a tennis court. Isner will be back in Louis Armstrong Stadium on Wednesday for his second-round match against Korean Hyeon Chung.