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Cats, felis catus, the rulers of the internet,
worshiped by man what if we could solve all of the worries about aliens with these simple creatures.
If you just look at the facts and the benefits you will see just what an ingenious idea this is.
One day the aliens will inevitably come, and what will we do to get on their good sides?
I believe we should use cats as alien peace offerings
because it will solve the world's stray cat problem, bring commerce to the entire world,
and even make negotiations easier and safer for humans.
Cats are the PURRfect candidate for a peace negotiation;
they are the cutest animal in the whole world, nay the entire universe.
Don't believe me?
Just ask the over 36 million households who own at least one cat.
Cats have their hold on the world shaping how it was made just look at ancient Egypt.
The egyptians not only owned cats they worshiped them creating gods in their images.
Cats have ownership over humans so it only makes sense that aliens without this knowledge with be easily enraptured by their new feline friends.
When a cat sits on your lap it's like you've become the chosen one.
Aliens will behold the sight of these adorable creatures
and have no other word to describe the feeling except for pure joy.
The aliens will love cats immediately and want more,
and seeing as earth is the only known way to obtain them
we can immediately solve the stray cat population!
Imagine you will no longer need to worry about watching those sad ASPCA commercials
because there won't be any cats that will need adopting.
Every cat will have a family and someone to love and care for them
just as much as we do
if not even more than mere humans can.
Following the adoption of the world population of cats they will need to feed them.
Aliens will not know the knowledge and care of cats
so they will have to buy food and other supplies from the world,
there will be a boom in the economy
and the world will be able to thrive through the new economic interaction with aliens.
I understand that cats aren't the only adorable household pets
There are many others that could just as easily be used
but cats have a certain quality that puts them above other animals
They have the innate ability to get whatever they want.
I remember a time when I was younger running around my backyard
with the neighborhood cat Mrs. Kitty
desperate to earn her affections I mistakenly followed her into a bush
and got scratched on the eye for my efforts
but despite that incident I still chased her as if nothing happened
because in my eyes she could do nothing wrong.
Cats are evil, but they are so adorable that I was jaded.
There's a saying that says the eyes are the window to the soul
and if that is in any way true then no wonder cats always get what they want.
When you look into the eyes of a cat and they beg you for an extra treat
it seems they can do no wrong,
, can you really say no to a cat?
Just look at a popular example from Shrek the Movie.
Puss in Boots, the cat, effectively manipulated Shrek and Donkey to bring him along for the ride.
This cat is just one example of many,
cats simply cannot be said no too
and that is why they are the perfect candidate.
Another possible worry is language gap
but we all speak the same baby talk
when talking to small creatures
so in actuality there isn't a language gap at all.
We can use them to get what we want from the aliens.
With the proper training any cat could save the world maybe even yours.
So start preparing because cats will soon be the secret weapon of the world.
Thank you for watching :)
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