A stupid phrase. Who writes the script?
Hello! This is Henry Greens and you are watching the reality show "Jungle Love"!
The Extreme show where we trying to grow love in The jungle of Selvadorada
Last week, our participants only got acquainted with life in the wild.
We watched their adventures in the temple.
We saw and learned about their sympathies and disappointments.
and also, we had to choose the one who will leave the show.
According to the voting results, the project had to leave Eva Capricciosa.
It seems that, despite his failures with the girls, Don got the hearts of our viewers.
Well, probably you can't wait to find out what happened next.
Let the participants themselves tell about it.
I think the only person who was really upset by the absence of Eva was Raj.
He became uncommunicative, plunged into ...
In general, most often, he could be found near the trash.
It seems to me that Raj avoided Zoe.
Perhaps he even felt guilty and regretted that succumbed to her flirting.
Raj is a good guy. But, I do not even know if he can build a relationship with someone on the project.
I think no one was particularly surprised that Gavin got the role of Pioneer on that day.
But, our visit to the market did not differ much from the previous ones.
I dug up a couple of items for sale, Gavin bought repellents and Plasma Bat Bait.
I am sure that as always he had a good time and even tried another dish of Selvadoradian cuisine
Don needed antidote, but we still did not have a bone dust to make it.
As well as money for buying it.
Everyone was nervous. Probably that's why there was a small conflict in our camp.
I must admit that Gavin sometimes really pisses me off.
After he received the blessing of the Personal Sun and became the first person who visited the Temple,
he probably imagines himself "the chosen one of the jungle."
Always with this piece of clay. Making himself a great sculptor.
I'm sick of it.
Do you also think that this ugliness looks like me
That night, Gavin was lucky again - he got a repellent from spiders and a Plasma Bat Bait.
This was the last straw for me.
I really wanted to spit in his face or throw something
It is a pity that I'm not a master on such tricks.
Or I have no luck.
So I had no choice but to take all my anger out on his favorite piece of clay ...
My mood was awful at the beginning of the week.
It seemed to me that I would die in this jungle.
Lonely, miserable and bright green like a Shrek.
I thought about what Catarina said. That there's a girl in the camp who really likes me.
I'm not sure. But she seemed to be hinting at Nina.
It's hard to believe, because she managed to fall asleep,
while I was telling a piquant anecdote ..
That day Zoe and I were going to the temple. And I was very pleased with the role of the Worker.
My life depends on whether I can find this bone dust in ruins.
It was a day of my triumph! I am the Pioneer.
How long I've been waiting for this!
I was a little afraid that I would repeat Eve's unsuccessful experience.
But, it seems i was lucky.
I got the blessing of the Sun and it inspired me.
Even some failures, could not spoil my mood.
I neutralized all the traps and rushed to meet treasure chests.
I can hardly find the words to describe my exultation at that moment!
I found about 2 thousand and a jeweled frog.
I received the Blessing! The jungle loves me!
My mission was accomplished, but Don was still digging in search of the bone dust.
As I could, I tried to support him, and I finally he found it.
You should have seen the look on Diego's face when I come back.
I was amazed that Zoe managed to pass the temple, and got the blessing of the Sun.
In that moment, I realized that she is an unusual girl and we became good friends.
Don looked very bad, so it was decided to go to the market right after midnight.
The three of us went to the pub. I'm in the role of a Pioneer, Zoe as a Worker.
And poor Don. He said that he has a right to drink before he dies.
Unfortunately, Zoe had to leave us and go to the excavations as a Worker.
But Don and I began to actively get acquainted with the pub's visitors.
The compassionate female population of Selvadorada surrounded Don with attention and warmth
So he quickly got an antidote.
According to the rules, Don also had to leave the pub after his healing.
And I took up the study of local culture with all seriousness.
I learned a lot about local drinks, especially especially about the favorite drinks of Selvadoradian women.
Also I met the charming girl, Mia.
I can say that for me it was an extremely useful cultural experience ...
While Gavin received a "cultural education" in the pub, I spent the whole night picking the stupid stones.
I finished the work when the sun was coming up and a flock of drunken girls went home to sleep.
This night was awful, and I wiped out by exhaustion.
Yes, I've noticed the way Miko looks at Akira sometimes.
But I did not expect that she can shamelessly flirt with him in front of everybody!
We gathered in the jacuzzi.
Zoe talked about how she dragged Gavin from the pub. He was drunk as a skunk.
I did not get enough sleep that night because of spiders. So Zoe and I quickly fell asleep in warm water.
Apparently, while we slept, something happened between Miko and Akira.
Because I already jumped when I heard through a dream what they whisper to each other!
And even when I woke up, they did not stop it!
So, to stop this mess I had to resort to more desperate measures.
Yes, it was humiliating ...
But, these two left me no choice, it was necessary to immediately spoil their romantic mood.
Yes, I peed in hot tub. They smelled it.
The sweet couple immediately stopped flirting and hurried to get out of the fetid jacuzzi.
However, even this did not lift my spirits. Akira and Miko very upset me.
I must say, Nina is the most attractive girl in the camp.
I like everything about her but her horrible temper.
A sculpted figure, like a Greek statue.
She has such lovely hair.
Unfortunately, our communication mostly is the exchange of barbs.
But on that day it was like Nina was a different person.
She paid me dozens of compliments on my refined taste and manners.
If Nina had always been like this I would say that she is just an ideal woman.
That day, I again had to go to the jungle.
This time with Diego. I got the role of Worker.
My Sun faded with my optimistic mood.
Raj avoids me. All Сatarina talks about is Gavin.
Diego flirts with Nina and no longer sends me sms. And I am "just a friend" for all again.
In fact, I never fully believed that the Omiscan Temple is changing.
Until I saw it with my own eyes.
In the new Temple it was necessary to swim through the water maze to get inside.
I felt that this time I can thumb my nose at Gavin.
I was in the zone. I told such tales that even the totem was dying with laughter.
And I was rewarded. Now who says that the jungle doesn't love me?
If I had more time, I'm sure I would have reached the main chest.
But Zoe and I had only 6 hours, and swimming in the water maze took a lot of time.
I neutralized another trap and it was time to return to the camp.
I couldn't wait to see Gavin's face when he sees the sun above my head.
I tried not to show it, but I was just furious with Akira's behavior.
I know why he suddenly had a crush on Miko.
It's just because Gavin and Miko have spent a lot of time together recently.
He took Miko to his club of mud sculptors.
I think, Akira was just jealous.
And was afraid that Miko could be attracted to Gavin.
Well, I decided to try the same tactic. I will flirt with another person in front of him.
At first I thought about Don. But, for some reason I did not want to use him for revenge.
Then, I tried flirting with Gavin.
But, to listen to all of his boring stories is beyond my strength ...
But Diego this is an excellent option.
A bit coquettish flattery and an arrogant patchy jacket could not resist my charms.
I hit the mark. Akira`s jealousy took up and by the evening he turned his attention to me.
You should have seen Miko's face!
For several days I really thought that Akira was in love with me.
He constantly caught my eye, whispering pleasant things to me.
But, my rose-colored glasses broke down very soon.
Nina looked at me, laughing in the face when Akira flirted and hugged her.
I tried to restrain my tears and pretend that I do not care.
I was so hurt and just wanted to escape from everyone.
Miko looks so charming among the jungle foliage. She reminds me of a bright tropical bird.
By the way, she sings very beautifully.
Miko hasn't been herself that night. It was evident that she barely holds back her tears.
So, I decided to give her a rose, that i wanted to give Catarina.
I think she liked the flower. She took it and gave me a beautiful smile.
But after, for some reason, she ran away. Straight into the jungle.
I could not allow a girl to walk alone in the night jungle. It's dangerous.
I followed her, I wanted to comfort her, but she ran away again. Miko behaved so strangely.
I just really needed to pee, but Gavin wouldn't leave me alone.
He probably thought that I was going to jump into a waterfall or something like that.
But, at that moment, I was just looking for a clean bush.
But when I started, well... I heard that Gavin was calling me.
It was nice of him to be so worried about me.
You know, it was something romantic about it.
A waterfall was rumbling. From the bush came a slight buzz ...
But time was running out. So I got up the nerve and tried to explain the situation.
In response, Gavin sent me a flirty message that I can calmly go do my business, and he will wait for me here.
And here's what I'll tell you ...
When you want to pee so much, all the thoughts about unrequited love immediately go to the background.
That night there was a terrible invasion of spiders and we're out of repellents.
What do you guys think it means? This is means the green spots all over the body!
Gavin, Don and I had a green spotted skin in the morning.
It is almost impossible to find such a quantity of bone dust in 2 days.
The good news was that we had money for 3 antidotes.
So we could order them through a computer in the local museum.
Gavin and I had to go to the market, which meant that we were going on a date!
And maybe we both looked like zombies, It seemed that nothing could spoil this day.
Our first date!
I put on a new dress, Gavin put on his tie and we went to a local pub.
Everything was just fine. We were drinking cocktails and flirting.
Until that moment when some damsel called Gavin`s name.
Mia showed up at the most inopportune moment.
I hinted that I had a date, but she obviously decided to ruin my life and went on the offensive.
Сatarina was furious of course.
It was necessary to correct the situation urgently and I decided to take a risk.
It seems that I missed a little bit and kissed Сatarina in the nose, but nevertheless the mission was successful.
Her mood immediately improved.
Cat allowed me to kiss her!
I tried my best to get Cat's favor back and did not pay attention to Mia.
So soon Mia hurriedly retired, wishing us both a quick death from the poison.
Despite some difficulties with the locals,
I believe that our first date with Cat was very successful.
We went to the museum and ordered 3 antidotes.
Fortunately, the delivery is just lightning fast. It was time to return to the camp.
Catharina came back from a date and looked so happy.
What a hopelessly naive girl.
"Gavin was so cool ... blah blah blah ..."
As her friend, I had to open her eyes.
I saw Gavin and Miko returned together from the jungle in the morning. They was flirting and kissing.
So I told Catarina everything. After all, Gavin was no better than Akira or Don.
It'll be good for her to not have any illusions.
I don't think that Gavin is the kind of guy who flirts with anyone.
He is a true gentleman.
Just a man who's afraid to hurt women's feelings and girls take advantage of that fact far too often.
I'm sure that he really likes Catarina and I hope that it works out for them.
He looked very depressed.
Nina is a cunning girl. Not good.
She lies, lies, lies. So many lies. Very clever.
Always watching. And hear everything.
Makes fun of Raj and say bad things about Eva.
Smiles at us all, but only with her lips.
She's a friend to everyone, but friends with no one.
But, anyway, Raj feel sorry for her.
She wants to love, but but not follows her heart.
There is an opinion that men are more likely than women to cheat
I disagree. Women are conniving soul-crushers.
Miko seemed like she was different.
But after Catarina told me all about her and Gavin I realized that she's no better than others.
Of course, I was upset.
Now, it's a matter of principle for me to stop this relationship.
Me and Raj went to the jungle. I as a Worker, and Raj was a Pioneer.
Well, to be honest, I think this is not a suitable role for him.
He was not very good at neutralizing the traps, but he did his best, Im sure.
When we came back to the camp, I noticed that Don is flirting with me.
I have long understood that Nina's words should not be taken seriously, so I decided to give him a chance.
Needless to say, when Don is shirtless it is hard to resist his charms
I think Nina knows who was the real winner that evening.
All morning Don kept his eyes on me and follows me around.
But as soon as we were alone, Akira appears from out of nowhere.
He was playing on my pity and wanting hugs.
He hinted in every possible way that Don is a bad company for me.
But Don wasn't planning to give up so easily.
Well, that was quite a twist! It's cool to get attention from both guys.
This day started out rough. At first, Zoe flirts with Don.
Then Akira, completely forgetting about me, began spying on them
On top of everything else, I had to go on a date with Diego.
So I picked myself up, did my makeup, put on my best dress and went to the market.
And imagine my state of mind when I saw this snob who came dressed in the same disgusting spotted jacket!
That makes me want to make some mischief.
I expected a lot from this date, but not this.
Nina just got me mad with her tricks.
I lost my temper and yelled at her.
Nina gave as good as she got.
Oh my, we said so many terrible things to each other...
I guess I should have apologized, but I was too furious.
After that terrible scene, we head to the bar.
The mood was spoiled.
In the toilet I calmed down a bit and decided to start all over.
Nina was especially beautiful when she was angry.
But, despite all my attempts, she preferred to communicate with a local retiree and absolutely ignored me.
Then, we were invited to dance.
I wonder how local people can do such bodily movement.
The assortment on the market has been... deadly and matched my mood
I wondered if I can make Harakiri with a machete... And for the grand finale, I can use Guzmania Pollenis Flower.
The date was awful. Just like the local cuisine...
And now my favorite part. Scoring!
And, of course, the drums!
I wonder who leads this week!
And again Zoe comes first.
She scored relationship points in the last day!
The second is Gavin.
Which of these girls he has most in common with?
Сatarina ranks third.
At the moment she is only interested in Gavin.
Don ave surprised everyone, taking fourth place.
Their relations with Zoe progressing so quickly.
Akira took fifth place.
He has been spreading himself thin between three girls.
Sixth is Miko and she has a new romantic interest.
Does this relationship have a future?
Nina took seventh place.
The date only spoiled her relationship with Diego.
The last two participants are at risk of leaving the project.
The relationship between Raj and Zoe was faded away.
Diego`s relationship with the girls is now at zero.
His temper let him down at the last day.
Which of these two will leave our show?
Please write us in the comments, who, in your opinion, should stay on the show and who should go.
Diego and Raj are waiting for your decision. And I will see you in a week on the Simlsih Television!
It was Henry Greens and simlish reality show "Jungle Love"!
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