15 Babes With The Hottest Melons And Cakes In Hollywood. Melons and cakes. T & A. Boobs
and booty. You get the general idea. "Melon" is pretty obvious. But "cake"? Thank rapper
Kid Ink who penned, "Now then let me see that cake, cake, cake." From Kate Upton's
Double-D's to the magnificent booty of the young Kim Kardashian, to the considerable
charms of the likes of Charlotte McKinney, Hollywood is awash with hot stacked babes,
babes with scorching booties, and babes that have both. Sometimes the assets are God-given
natural. And sometimes they're siliconed in Hollywood. Do we care? In a word, no. Hot
is hot in anybody's books. These days, big booty is hot. Thanks to Kim Kardashian. Stacked
has always been the Hollywood way to go. Whether these luscious babes are found posing in the
pages of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, posting to Instagram or Snapchat, strutting
the red carpet, bouncing down a beach wearing not much, or just hanging out at home, they
give the world melon and cakes that have the boys coming back for more. Get ready for 15
hot Hollywood babes who excel in the melon and cake stakes. And we're talking big.
1. Tyra Banks – Melons Aplenty. The young Tyra Banks burst onto the modeling scene in
the 1990's. She made older models like diva Naomi Campbell see green; as in jealousy.
Tyra was modeling before she could drive, hitting catwalks and ads at the age of 15.
She was the first African-American woman to hit the covers of both GQ and Sports Illustrated
Swimsuit Issue. Victoria's Secret snapped her up, and she strutted their shows for eight
years. By the time she left in 2005, she was one of the most in-demand and highly paid
models out there. Then, without missing a beat, she forged a TV career that gave the
world America's Next Top Model. No, we don't like the show either. But, it's been a cash
cow for our Tyra, with versions of the format being televised all over the world. Tyra's
melons were just about perfect.
2. Penelope Cruz – Melons And Cake To Spare. Penelope Cruz is proud of being Spanish. And
Spain is proud of her. She and husband Javier Bardem, are the only Spanish actors to win
Oscars. That's a big deal in Spain. Back before Javier, she had a three-year relationship
with Scientology's main man, Tom Cruise. Penelope first came to Hollywood in 1994.
Her English skills were extremely limited. She had two sentences in her repertoire: "How
are you?" and "I want to work with Johnny Depp." She did work with him on 2001's
Blow. Since then, she says she has learned "I want to work with Johnny Depp again."
Like her best bud, Salma Hayek, Penelope was a scrappy little kid who picked fights and
disagreed with just about anybody and everybody. These days, she's loved up with Bardem,
hotter than hot and one busy actress.
3. Salma Hayek – 50 And Still Hot (Melons). Whoa! How can Salma Hayek be 50 years old?
She's still way hot and, by the way, married to a French billionaire named Francois-Henri
Pinault. "Salma" means "peace" or "calm." And these days, she's got plenty
of both. But when she was 12 years old, she was sent from her native Mexico to a boarding
school in Louisiana. It didn't last long. She got kicked out for terrorizing the nuns!
Well, before she met Pinault, she famously said that she was still waiting for a man
with more balls than she had. Her nickname? The Mexican Jumping Bean. She's hyperactive.
Looking back on her career, she has said that in her twenties, she resented being offered
parts in which she did little but look sexy. Now at 50? She loves it when those kinds of
offers come in.
4. Pamela Anderson – The One, The Only (Melon, Duh). She and her considerable melons were
every boy's fantasy when she was bouncing down the beach playing C.J. Parker on TV's
Baywatch back in the 1990's. Of course, they weren't real, and now she says she
regrets having them done. We remember her melons in that "tape" that she and rocker
hubby Tommy Lee, made while on their honeymoon in 1995. Shock and horror, it was stolen from
their home and was one of the first fun tapes to go viral on the Internet. So, of course,
Anderson sued the company who posted the video on their site. Then, everybody goes into a
back room and a deal is made. Who knows how much cash came Pam's way, but pretty soon,
the video was back up and breaking viewing records once again. She finally wised up and
gave grungy Tommy Lee the heave-ho.
5. Eva Mendes – One Of The Best Cakes Out There. Eva Mendes is 42 years old and all
loved up with toy boy actor Ryan Gosling. He's 36 years old, by the way. These days,
she lets the daddy of her two adorable daughters do the acting thing. She's into designing
household goods and pushing beauty products. In any "best rears in Hollywood" list,
Eva Mendes is right up there towards the top. Rumor had it that Eva was fed up with Ryan
flirting with his La La Land co-star Emma Stone. It was all over the Internet a while
back. Flirting or not, we do know that when Gosling walked away with the Golden Globe
award for his singing/dancing/acting in the movie, he thanked Eva for all her support,
saying he couldn't have managed the movie without her. It was a kind of tearful, happy
moment.
6. Ariel Winter – 38-28-34 Says It All. Ariel was modeling for Cool Whip when she
was 4 years old and doing movies by the time she was in first grade. Why? Because her mom,
Crystal, is the momager from hell. Ariel Winter has claimed that her mom abused her. Mom has
said 'no way, Ariel was a wild child who, at 14 years old, was doing stuff no 14-year-old
should.' The whole thing exploded in a nasty court battle when Ariel and her 34Ds effectively
tried to "divorce" her mom. One thing's for certain, though, momager Crystal had a
bad reputation on the set of Modern Family. They used to groan when they saw the demanding
witchy momager coming. Now that Ariel is 19 years old and "emancipated," mom is so
history. We think she's 38-28-34 perfection.
7. Kelly Rohrbach – From Rookie To Rear Of The Year (Melons and Cake). In 2017, you
could see Kelly Rohrbach's melons bouncing down the beach in Baywatch. She filled out
that red swimsuit like a treat. She played C.J. Parker, the character made famous by
another hot melon type, Pamela Anderson. Kelly Rohrbach is an actress/model and one of a
long list of babes Leonardo DiCaprio has picked up and then discarded. He gets older, and
they get younger. Acting came before modeling for our Kelly. She studied theater at Georgetown
University, before going on to London to study at the London Academy of Music and Dramatic
Art. Then came modeling, with appearances in the 2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
They crowned her "Rookie of the Year." Rear of the year, more like it. Oh yeah, she's
a golfing fiend, having played on the Georgetown University's ladies team. Fore!
8. Brooklyn Decker – Hot, Hot, And More Hot (Melons). Brooklyn Decker seems to have
it all. She's been on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and strutted her
stuff for Victoria's Secret. She's all loved up and married to former tennis player
Andy Roddick. Plus, she's a successful actress with an ongoing star turn on TV's Grace
and Frankie. And she's barely 30 years old. Where did her unusual name come from? According
to IMDb, she says she is named after a horse! Her mom had a friend with a horse named Brooke
and her dad put in his two cents worth and suggested "Brooklyn." But a horse as a
namesake? Must have been one heck of a horse. What's even more bizarre is that in April
of 2017, Brooklyn told People magazine that she thinks she looks like actor Kevin Bacon.
WTF? We don't see it.
9. Sofia Vergara – 32F Melons And Hot Cakes. Sofia Vergara is 38-28-39, with 32F-cup perfection.
The feisty Latina hottie has melons and cake to die for. Whether she's on the red carpet
or rocking a bikini, she hardly every puts a fashion foot wrong. Oh, there was that time
when her tight green red carpet dress split, revealing her booty. The snaps of that faux-pas
nearly broke the Internet. Quick, call an emergency seamstress. And, we seem to remember
the time when her yoga pants were so tightly stretched and thin that you could see the
flesh of her glorious booty. But did anybody mind? No. More Internet-breaking snaps emerged.
The Colombian actress makes 40-something look hot and rocks her role as trophy wife Gloria
Delgado Pritchett on Modern Family. Pity her poor hubby, Jay. Sofia has gone back to her
natural blonde hair. For years, she dyed it brown because studio bosses thought it would
make her look more Latin.
10. Antje Utgaard – The Next Kate Upton (Melons). F-cup Antje Utgaard has been hailed
by Playboy as the next Kate Upton. This Wisconsin babe comes from good Lutheran Swedish/Norwegian
stock. Out of high school a mere five years ago, she's already hit New York City and
trained with the Radio City Music Hall Rockettes. So, she's a serious dancer. As her 1.4 million
followers on Instagram know, she loves to post fun and sexy "come on over" pictures.
Now based in Hollywood/Los Angeles, she's got a couple of films and TV shows under her
belt. Her main thing is promotional modeling via Instagram. You know the kind of thing
where there's cropped and tight and revealing tee shirts with "Pepsi" emblazoned across
those boobs. She says they are natural. And she and they have been featured on the Sports
Illustrated website when Antje was "Lady of the Day."
11. Kim Kardashian – The Golden Period Of Booty. Kim Kardashian has been on a booty
and boob journey. Of course, she's had work done. Just look at her pictures from, say,
ten years ago. Some say she peaked a few years back when these shots were taken. She singlehandedly
made big booty hot. OK, Jennifer Lopez helped with her Latina backside. Anyway, JLo and
her bubble butt and Kim K and her heart-shaped one rock just about anything they wear. If
we have to choose a favorite item of booty clothing, it would have to be those thong
bikinis the two seem to favor. Ah, the sight of those thonged backsides sitting side by
side on a beach wall somewhere. Kim K is now in her 30's and rumor has it, she's competing
with younger sibling, Kylie Jenner. Since the shock of being robbed in Paris during
Paris Fashion Week a while back, Kim has been keeping a lower profile. Some say she's
ready to relax a little and enjoy family life with hubs Kanye West and adorable kids North
and Saint.
12. Scarlett Johansson – Hot Bombshell Melon And Cake. Scarlett Johansson has an old fashioned
bombshell vibe to her. She's the kind of chick who's had s*x in a hotel elevator
with a hunky, hairy actor. Talk about "get a room" guys! Men love her big time. Sometimes,
other women aren't so sure. She's been married twice. Relax. Not at the same time.
And the good news? She's been divorced twice. Her first husband was Canadian actor Ryan
Reynolds, currently loved up with another hot booty by the name of Blake Lively. Scarlett
has been box office gold for a while, with star turns as Black Widow in the Marvel Cinematic
Universe. She's a near perfect 36-25-36 and rocks those 32DDs all over Hollywood.
Talk about world-class melon and cake. She's got it in spades. Watch her strut her Black
Widow stuff in 2018's Avengers: Infinity War. Ah, the return of THAT jumpsuit.
13. Kylie Jenner – Melon And Cake Made In Hollywood. We get into some serious T & A
with Kylie Jenner. Has she been "done?" Of course, she has. Just check out "Kylie
Jenner butt 2012" on Google images. She is supposedly all loved up with rapper Tyga.
But it seems that their romance is kind of on-again-off-again. It was "on" in August
of 2016 when he bought her a Merc for her 19th birthday. But when the repo man rolled
in and took Tyga's red Ferrari, rich-as-anything Kylie stood by her man and gave him a Bentley.
Maybe she is trying to give the grunge rapper a bit of class? Gossips say that the once
sweet and innocent Kylie has surpassed big sister Kim Kardashian's numbers on social
media and is playing up big time, demanding more air time on Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
We say the boob and butt jobs have put her in a different league. Coming up to 20 years
old, she's rich and hot and knows it.
14. Charlotte McKinney – From Carl's Jr. To Baywatch (Melons). Charlotte McKinney has
understandably been hailed as "the next Kate Upton." She's done outrageous things
for infamous Carl's Jr. ads that mainly seem to feature her 32F melons and her considerable
cake. The ads were so sexy that some 52 percent of viewers found them offensive. "Who cares?",
says Carl's Jr. management. The more offensive they are, the more young hungry guys roll
up to our restaurants. Charlotte has even spoofed her turns in the ads and has been
photographed with real melons held up in front of her 32Fs. Those ads, offensive or not,
launched her Hollywood career. Not only was Charlotte a standout performer in 2017's
Baywatch, but she's also involved in another six or seven TV shows and movies this year.
On a personal note, though, she had some nudies leaked a couple of years ago and has been
spotted out and about with hot hunk Scott Eastwood, son of Clint Eastwood. Are the two
things connected?
15. Kate Upton – Double Ds To Die For (Melons). Sorry guys. Kate is engaged to Detroit Tiger's
pitcher, Justin Verlander. In case you're wondering about their pre-game ritual, it
is strictly a "no s*x" zone. Kate has said, "There's no s*x before a game…
Absolutely none." That has to be tough. Kate Upton is way hot. After all, she is Kate
Upton. The 20-something is the go-to hot model of the moment. The world just can't get
enough of this model turned actress. She made all three covers of the 2017 Sports Illustrated
Swimsuit Issue. In addition to modeling, Kate and her Double Ds have three movies coming
out in 2017. Is there any bad news? Well, some say sweet, bubbly Kate has let all the
success and hype go to her head and that she has turned into a bit of a diva. Gossips say
she lorded it over Sports Illustrated during the photoshoot for the 2017 bikini fest. Do
we care? No, we don't. Just look at her.
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