Sunday, April 1, 2018

Youtube daily report Apr 1 2018

Lyrics on the screen

For more infomation >> Nightcore - Million Birds - Duration: 3:14.

-------------------------------------------

Gunnm Martian Memories (Intro) PS1 Game [English subtitles] - Duration: 6:59.

MAN: Hm?

MAN: Th-this is...

MAN: Unbelievable…

MAN: Ha ha ha ha ha!

GONZU: Why'd you pick up a piece a' junk like this, Ido?

IDO: What do you mean "junk"?

IDO: She's a genuine human being!

IDO: By some stroke of luck, her brain is unharmed. It's like she's in hibernation…

GONZU: She woke up!

IDO: Hi! How are you feeling?

CYBORG GIRL: ...

IDO: My name is Ido. Don't worry-- I'm a Cyber doctor.

GONZU: I'm Gonzu.

CYBORG GIRL: Na...m...e?

IDO: What's your name?

GONZU: No good. Looks like she's lost her memory…

IDO: I can't find any brain defects on her. In due time, she'll remember!

GONZU: Due time, eh? … You really gonna fix her?

IDO: Heh… First, I'll have to restore her body…

GONZU: You're nuts for this stuff… ya know…?

IDO: Yes… But first….

IDO: She needs a name… What should it be…?

IDO: Got it!

IDO: Starting today, your name is "Gally"!

GALLY: Ga... ll... y...?

GONZU: Wasn't that the name of your cat - the one that died last month?

IDO: I don't care! It's just until she remembers her own name.

IDO: All done!

IDO: Now try to move, Gally!

IDO: So? How does it feel?

GALLY: Mm-hmm! It's wonderful!

GALLY: It feels so good to be free to move!

GALLY: Thank you, Ido!

GONZU: I hardly recognized ya- Not with that beautiful body.

GALLY: Look, Mister Gonzu! Such beautiful hands…

GONZU: That's very good, Gally. Take good care of them.

GONZU: Those parts look expensive though.

GONZU: They weren't too unreasonable, Ido?

IDO: Oh, I just found them at a dismantling shop.

IDO: Anyways… As far as I can tell, there's nothing wrong with these parts.

IDO: Okay then! It would be good if you explored the repair shop - even just a little - to get adjusted to your new body, too.

IDO: Oh, shoot! Before that... I've got to explain some things about your room!

IDO: On the 2nd floor of this repair shop, there was a vacancy in front of my room, which was remodeled to be your room.

IDO: So I'd like you to use it however you want!

IDO: Since a proper bed has been made for you.. .

Your bed will make you feel better when your health gets depleted...

IDO: Press the 〇 button while facing your bed to get some bed rest.

You can completely restore your health by resting just once.

IDO: Next ... You also have a diary sitting on the desk of your room.

It's meant to be used to save a record of your activities.

IDO: Press the 〇 button while facing your diary order to display the save screen...

Then, just follow the instructions on the screen in order to save the game.

IDO: There are two desks placed inside your room, but you diary is on top of the desk further away from the door. …Don't get mixed up!

IDO: Did you get all that? Or should I explain it one more time?

GALLY: Once more please... <<< I'm okay!

IDO: Your room is on the second floor of this repair shop.

IDO: In your room, you can restore your health and save the game.

IDO: If you need to restore your health, just press the 〇 button while facing your bed.

IDO: Doing so will let you get some bed rest. Resting just once will completely restore your health...

IDO: When you want to save the game...

IDO: Just press the 〇 button while facing your diary, which is on top of the desk further away from the door.

IDO: Then, follow the instructions on the save screen in order to save the game.

IDO: Did you get all that? Or should I explain it one more time?

GALLY: Once more please... <<< I'm okay!

GALLY: Once more please... I'm okay! <<<

IDO: Well then, you'd best get going! ...But don't go too far from the repair shop.

You're still like a newborn baby, afterall!

IDO: If your health starts to drop, hurry back to my place!

For more infomation >> Gunnm Martian Memories (Intro) PS1 Game [English subtitles] - Duration: 6:59.

-------------------------------------------

The Most Profitable Coaching...

For more infomation >> The Most Profitable Coaching...

-------------------------------------------

Marte Mk2/S 공대함미사일 장착 C295 MPA | 한국의 군사력 - Duration: 2:23.

For more infomation >> Marte Mk2/S 공대함미사일 장착 C295 MPA | 한국의 군사력 - Duration: 2:23.

-------------------------------------------

Suso confiesa en 'Sábado deluxe' sus problemas s.exuales tras 'Supervivientes' - Duration: 3:18.

For more infomation >> Suso confiesa en 'Sábado deluxe' sus problemas s.exuales tras 'Supervivientes' - Duration: 3:18.

-------------------------------------------

Ilona Smet, pourquoi ne se lance-t-elle pas dans la chanson ? - Duration: 1:47.

For more infomation >> Ilona Smet, pourquoi ne se lance-t-elle pas dans la chanson ? - Duration: 1:47.

-------------------------------------------

ゆっくり工魔クラフトS5 Part42【minecraft1 10 2】0158【ゆっくり実況】 - Duration: 10:38.

For more infomation >> ゆっくり工魔クラフトS5 Part42【minecraft1 10 2】0158【ゆっくり実況】 - Duration: 10:38.

-------------------------------------------

Psalmen 115 - Duration: 1:43.

For more infomation >> Psalmen 115 - Duration: 1:43.

-------------------------------------------

Johnny Hally­day : Françoise Hardy raconte comment elle avait « redonné espoir à Laeti­cia » - Duration: 3:25.

For more infomation >> Johnny Hally­day : Françoise Hardy raconte comment elle avait « redonné espoir à Laeti­cia » - Duration: 3:25.

-------------------------------------------

Psalmen 117 - Duration: 0:21.

For more infomation >> Psalmen 117 - Duration: 0:21.

-------------------------------------------

Psalmen 116 - Duration: 1:50.

For more infomation >> Psalmen 116 - Duration: 1:50.

-------------------------------------------

#EwangeliarzOP | 2 kwietnia 2018 | (Mt 28, 8-15) - Duration: 2:00.

For more infomation >> #EwangeliarzOP | 2 kwietnia 2018 | (Mt 28, 8-15) - Duration: 2:00.

-------------------------------------------

Charlotte Gainsbourg, pourquoi refuse-t-elle de se marier avec Yvan Attal ? - Duration: 1:57.

For more infomation >> Charlotte Gainsbourg, pourquoi refuse-t-elle de se marier avec Yvan Attal ? - Duration: 1:57.

-------------------------------------------

Kate Midd­le­ton pour­rait accou­cher un jour très symbo­lique pour la reine - Duration: 2:23.

For more infomation >> Kate Midd­le­ton pour­rait accou­cher un jour très symbo­lique pour la reine - Duration: 2:23.

-------------------------------------------

Psalmen 118 - Duration: 2:48.

For more infomation >> Psalmen 118 - Duration: 2:48.

-------------------------------------------

4 réactions émotionnelles qui augmentent le risque de souffrir d'un infarctus - Duration: 9:22.

For more infomation >> 4 réactions émotionnelles qui augmentent le risque de souffrir d'un infarctus - Duration: 9:22.

-------------------------------------------

6 Animal Noses That Outsniff Dogs - Duration: 9:53.

[INTRO ♪]

When we need a little help sniffing something out,

we usually turn to our furry best friends.

And there's good reason for that: dogs are relatively easy to train,

and their sense of smell is as much as 100,000 times more acute than ours.

And they're cuter.

We have machines, sure, but electronic odor detectors

tend to struggle when the chemical of interest is in low concentrations

in a complex mixture of molecules, like, I don't know, the air.

So we've taught dogs how to sniff out

everything from sewage leaks to artwork-destroying insects.

But they're not the only critters whose sense of smell can be put to good use.

There are other champion sniffers that we could use

to detect everything from disaster survivors to gourmet fungi.

Here are six of the animal kingdom's most useful noses.

Truffles—the edible fungi that grow underground, and not the chocolates—

are a gourmet food that can fetch extremely high prices.

Since they're very hard to cultivate, they're usually gathered from the wild.

But finding fungi growing up to a meter underground is pretty challenging.

Luckily, pigs are here to help us sniff them out, and they have for centuries.

Pigs have over a thousand olfactory receptor genes in their genomes—

that's more than dogs, or us, so they're able to detect a wider variety of smells.

And their olfactory bulb—

the part of their brains that processes the information from smelling—

make up about 7% of their brain.

Your bulb is a mere 0.01% of your brain.

But the real reason we use them to hunt truffles

is that they seem to have a weird natural affinity for them.

In the 1980s, researchers discovered that truffles contain large amounts of

a musky steroid that boars secrete in their saliva to put their sows... in the mood.

So, many think that's what attracts the pigs.

But a study in 1990 suggested another compound—

dimethyl sulfide—was the odor instead.

And there hasn't been much follow up, so the jury is still out.

Either way, pigs' natural instinct to root around in the dirt

in search of food probably enhances their truffle-finding skills.

Though, apparently, the pigs are notorious for snacking on the goods they find,

and it's no picnic trying to wrestle a $1000 fungus from a 200-kilogram hog.

Which is probably why nowadays,

they're losing their truffle hunting jobs to trained dogs.

I guess natural talent just doesn't trump canine ease of use.

Detecting sick animals could help predict and track

outbreaks of diseases like bird flu that can jump from other species to our own.

But classic methods for detection, like blood tests,

require a lot of time and money for sample collection and analysis.

And why do that, when there's a living disease detector right under our noses?

Enter: Mice.

Like dogs and pigs, rodents have far more functioning genes

for odor reception than we do, so they're able to

distinguish between scents that we can't even smell.

And, relative to the size of their brains,

their olfactory bulb is 200 times bigger than ours,

and 5 times bigger than dogs'.

That, and their ease of breeding and care,

makes them ideal for use as biosensors: living chemical detectors.

In a 2013 study, researchers found that mice could sniff the difference

between the poop from healthy mallard ducks

and poop from ones infected with avian influenza.

The six trained mice managed to pick out the right poop about 80% of the time,

though that was under lab conditions—

it remains to be seen if they fare as well in the field.

But that hasn't stopped New York scientists from trying to take

the whole mouse biosensor idea to the next level using genetic engineering.

In 2016, they showed their "MouSensor" mice,

which are engineered with additional olfactory receptor genes,

can be up to one hundred times better than regular lab mice

at detecting particular smells—and those were just the pilot versions.

With results like that, it might not be long

before dogs start losing ground to super sniffing genetically modified mice.

Landmines left behind after conflicts kill thousands of people every year,

but finding and removing them is a dangerous and difficult task.

It's much safer for the humans involved if something smaller and lighter

can go through and flag where all the bombs are first.

People have used dogs for this, but they're expensive to train,

and hard to transport around the world.

So, a Belgian nonprofit enlists local noses instead—

those of Gambian pouched rats.

These so-called rats—which are actually members of

a different rodent family—are huge rodents native to central Africa.

They can be 75 centimeters from nose to tail and weigh over a kilogram.

Their vision is terrible, but they make up for it with an amazing sense of smell,

which they use to communicate with each other over long distances.

And that means their noses have no trouble detecting

small amounts of explosives like TNT, even if said explosives

are buried 20 centimeters below ground in a land mine.

They're also light enough to walk across minefields safely, and they're fast—

a single rat can check 200 square meters in 20 minutes,

which would take a person days to do.

The nonprofit calls their trained rodents "HeroRATS"—and it's easy to see why.

Gambian pouched rats helped clear over 13,000 mines in Tanzania,

Mozambique, Angola, and Cambodia between 1997 and 2015.

But the rats do require a rigorous training protocol

that takes the first nine months of their eight-year lives.

At least they look super cute in their special little harnesses!

After a disaster like an earthquake,

finding victims trapped in debris can be a slow, challenging process.

Search and rescue dogs and their powerful sniffers are a big help.

But often, a smaller, more agile critter would be even better.

Something like … a search and rescue cat!

Okay, cats aren't actually being trained to do this yet,

but experts argued in a 2017 paper that maybe they should be.

That's because, although we don't know as much about their sense of smell

as other animals, what we do know suggests they've got great noses.

For example, they have 30 variants of the V1R odor receptor gene—

dogs only have nine, and we only have two.

That suggests that they may be even better than dogs

at discriminating between some scents.

The scientists behind the 2017 review argue that this means they could

take over some of the scent-related jobs that dogs are trained to do now.

And since cats are better climbers and can squeeze into smaller spaces,

they might be better suited to searching for trapped people than man's best friends.

The problem is training them, but the researchers believe it's possible,

with proper socialization and the right rewards to motivate them.

I mean, if we can train pigs and mice and giant rats, how hard could cats be?

Though, that saying about herding cats does exist for a reason.

So whether cats will live up to their heroic potential remains to be seen.

When you're sick, you actually smell a little weird.

No offense.

The illness and your immunological reaction to it

alter the concentrations of some molecules in your bodily fluids.

I mean, you might not smell the difference, but bees can.

Though they don't have noses in the way we think of them,

honey bees do have an amazing sense of smell.

That's what allows them to sniff their way to food even if it's miles away.

And scents play incredibly important roles in bee social lives.

Which is why, in their genomes, they have 163 functional

odorant receptor genes—the smelling genes unique to insects.

Fruit flies, for comparison, which also have to sniff out their meals,

have less than half that number.

These diverse odor receptors allow bees to smell the difference

between subtly different varieties of the same plant.

And it only takes a single encounter with an odor associated with a reward,

like nectar, for a bee to be able to identify the smell again.

That makes it really easy to teach bees to detect a variety of chemicals,

including disease-specific odors on our breath.

A designer in the UK even invented a glass apparatus

that allows for diagnosis by bee.

The bees have to be trained on the smell of the disease in question,

but if a person with that condition breathes into the device,

the trained bees swarm towards their breath.

If they're not sick with the target illness, the bees don't react.

It's just a prototype, but it did work at least once,

identifying a confirmed case of diabetes.

And sure, dogs can perform a similar trick, but the bees are a lot easier to train.

It only takes about 10 minutes of training to get 98% accuracy from the bees,

whereas dogs take weeks and are only right about 71% of the time.

So making honey, pollinating plants, and now diagnosing diabetes—

is there anything bees can't do?

But bees aren't the only insects with smelling superpowers.

Wasps can get in on the act, too.

A tiny parasitic wasp called Microplitis croceipes

lays its eggs in the bodies of living caterpillars.

And it behaves differently when it smells its host as opposed to its food,

which means scientists can train a single wasp to identify two different smells!

On the downside, the wasps only live a few weeks,

and they only remember the scents they've been trained on for a couple days.

But on the upside, they're cheap to raise,

and are reportedly even easier to train than bees.

And according to researchers that have worked with them,

they can detect "almost anything"—they've trained wasps on explosives,

food toxins, and even the pheromones of bed bugs.

In trials, the wasps were at least ten times as sensitive

to the test chemicals as the best electronic sensors.

The researchers even invented a device

for harnessing the wasps' super sniffing ability.

They call it the "Wasp Hound", because it's kind of like having

a trained bloodhound… except it's a container of wasps,

that wiggle instead of howl.

The wasps are held in a cartridge, which is exposed to air samples.

Based on their movements, the researchers can tell

whether the chemical they've been trained on is present in the sample or not.

Sniffer wasps could be used for jobs considered

too dangerous for us or our loyal companions to perform.

But the startup hoping to market the wasps' mad sniffing skillz

hasn't been too successful, so it's unclear if wasps

will replace the hounds they're named after anytime soon.

But even if some of these examples are still conceptual,

it's pretty wild that all sorts of animals—

from those with backbones and four legs, to those with stingers and six legs—

have these amazingly useful olfactory abilities.

Whether it's ridding the world of dangerous explosives left over after wars,

or finding gourmet fungus growing underground,

these six animals follow their noses to do some incredible things.

If there's a scent we need to track down

that our human schnozzes can't detect,

there's probably a critter out there that can help us sniff it out.

Thanks for watching this episode of SciShow.

While our noses aren't quite as keen as the animals we just talked about,

they're not as bad at sniffing as you might think.

If you want to learn more about that,

you can check out our episode about human smelling abilities.

[OUTRO ♪]

For more infomation >> 6 Animal Noses That Outsniff Dogs - Duration: 9:53.

-------------------------------------------

Comment obtenir une érection dure rapidement après sa venue | Santé 24.7 - Duration: 4:58.

For more infomation >> Comment obtenir une érection dure rapidement après sa venue | Santé 24.7 - Duration: 4:58.

-------------------------------------------

WE ARE ALIENS - Duration: 2:44.

MUSIC BY:

Warning!!!

This video is cringe

- Hi Trond! The channel is doing quite poorly now...

- Should we perhaps reveal it?

- NO!!! WHY?

- I don't know... It may help us grow.

We are aliens!

Now you are probably thinking, how can this be true?

Well, it's no coincidence we called the channel "E. T. Brothers"

It stands first and foremostly for "Even - Trond - Brothers"

But also for...

"Extra Terrestrial Brothers"

And I find it very odd, that no one has noticed our logo looks like an alien ship!

Because that's what our ufo looks like!

If you're still not convinced, here are four reasons!

Firstly:

Our first videos were very cringe.

Inhumanly cringe.

That's because we didn't know how to act normal.

In other words, we didn't know how to be human.

We chose to act more like you, to not being noticed by Men in Black.

Those... Those ugly people!

The bad guys.

It's sad...

Secondly, we've got inhuman juggling skills!

That's because I've got the force, and am sharing it with Even.

We've just begun to show you what we can do!

Thirdly, we can change gender!

Disclaimer: We've got nothing against transgenders

If you don't believe us, watch E. T. Sisters!

Lastly, we're really creative!

Lego dispensers for giveaway!

With candy!

There you have it!

Remember to like and share, so everyone in the world gets to see it!

Comment below or vote up there if you want to see us make more videos about this topic!

See you in our next video! Bye!

For more infomation >> WE ARE ALIENS - Duration: 2:44.

-------------------------------------------

Are Cartoons REAL?! | CARTOON THEORY - Duration: 2:48.

You know what?

Screw these analytical video essays made with a mild amount of

editing to help myself another to improve our abilities in and

understanding of storytelling! People don't want that!

They want PowerPoint presentations!

And theories!

About pop culture!

Cartoon pop culture!

It's a totally original idea I'm sure no one else has

done it anyway. And today, I have a theory I made up -

I MEAN -

Researched, that'll blow your minds!

Are cartoons real?

. . . in the context of other cartoons?

You see, I've noticed this trend in some cartoons where a show will have another show,

inside the show, almost like a . . . program framing a program. Of course, this sort

of thing isn't limited to just cartoons, but an interesting question comes to mind when

it does happen in a piece of animated entertainment. Are these cartoons with in

cartoons considered animated in their respective worlds, or are they, in the

context of the shows they're within, live-action?

Subscribe and like this video to find out!

Do it.

Now.

Or I'll murder your whole fa-

Hi, I'm Barry Orsomtin, and I have this amazing new product I've poured my blood, sweat,

and life-savings into developing call the . . .

Oh . . .

Welcome back to CARTOON THEORY! Before the break, I asked, are cartoons in

cartoons considered to be animated shows or live-action shows in the context of

their respective worlds. My answer to this question makes shock you! Take the

Terrance & Phillip Show from the beloved animated series South Park, for example.

The way the characters are presented in this program not only follows the same

general style as South Park, but when shown outside of the screen, they look the

exact same thus, proving that cartoons in cartoons are live-action shows, in

the context of their cartoon! Still need more convincing? Let's look at the Itchy

& Scratchy show from The Simpsons. They have the sameish style of artwork as

The Simpsons themselves, so therefore, they must be live-action in some way! Of

course, humanoid cats and mice don't exist. They probably use puppets and

costumes to get the show done, what with all the violence and, blood and, gore, in, their, show . . .

must be, this world's equivalant of, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, with its . . .

gratuitous amount of, body horror . . .

oh my god . . .

I think I'm gonna be sick . . .

but remember, that's just a theory!

A CARTOON THEORY!

AAAAAAAAA-

AAAAY, STOP!

Ay - ohp -

Why?!

I just don't get it!

I always catch you fuckers watching this sick shit!

This is sickening!

For more infomation >> Are Cartoons REAL?! | CARTOON THEORY - Duration: 2:48.

-------------------------------------------

KEΡΚΥΡΑ - ΚΥΡΙΑΚΗ ΤΩΝ ΒΑ'Ι'ΩΝ 2018 - ΚΟΙΝΗ ΠΑΡΕΛΑΣΗ ΚΑΙ ΤΩΝ ΤΡΙΩΝ ΦΙΛΑΡΜΟΝΙΚΩΝ - Duration: 9:48.

Tasos Analytis

For more infomation >> KEΡΚΥΡΑ - ΚΥΡΙΑΚΗ ΤΩΝ ΒΑ'Ι'ΩΝ 2018 - ΚΟΙΝΗ ΠΑΡΕΛΑΣΗ ΚΑΙ ΤΩΝ ΤΡΙΩΝ ΦΙΛΑΡΜΟΝΙΚΩΝ - Duration: 9:48.

-------------------------------------------

Les 10 usages de l'huile d'olive que vous ne connaissiez pas ! | Santé 24.7 - Duration: 7:34.

For more infomation >> Les 10 usages de l'huile d'olive que vous ne connaissiez pas ! | Santé 24.7 - Duration: 7:34.

-------------------------------------------

11 raisons de la transpiration excessive des pieds - Duration: 9:58.

For more infomation >> 11 raisons de la transpiration excessive des pieds - Duration: 9:58.

-------------------------------------------

How One Man Changed the High Jump Forever | The Olympics on the Record - Duration: 4:24.

Olympic goes to Mexico.

The Olympic high jump changed for ever on October 20th 1968.

The location was Mexico City.

All was normal until a gangly,

21-year-old civil engineering student

in mis-matched running shoes did this.

That man's name was Dick Fosbury

and although it may not seem unusual to your eyes now,

in 1968 it was revolutionary.

On that day in Mexico City,

the Olympic Games saw its first Fosbury Flop

and it has rarely seen anything else ever since.

The high jump has been a part of the Olympic Games

since the beginning.

"Faster, Higher, Stronger," it's there in the motto

and down the years,

techniques have changed to inch that little bit higher.

What started with a standing jump went through a period

where scissors were the vogue.

Then a straddle, and the "Western Roll"...

..each a little better than the last.

But over in Portland, Oregon, in the mid-1960s,

the young Dick Fosbury was a lousy straddler.

He watched his hero Valery Brumel

break record after record,

but the only thing Fosbury broke was his hand.

Someone had bet him he couldn't jump over a chair

and he couldn't.

But that was before Fosbury tried something new.

He married up his engineering know-how with what his body

was doing naturally as he ran up to the bar.

Fosbury applied some mechanics

and learned that by arching his back,

a jumper's centre of gravity can stay below the bar,

even as the body sailed over it.

If they get into that perfect arch,

it's a mechanical advantage to use that technique.

Jumpers before took off from the foot nearest the bar

and span in the air to kick their other leg over first,

but Fosbury changed the run-up and flipped the technique.

Sawdust replaced sand,

then foam appeared for the jumpers to land on.

It was all in place for Fosbury to give it a try.

Out there in Mexico City,

Fosbury was already not like the other guys.

He didn't like to practise. He was a loner.

He missed the opening ceremony

to drive out to see the pyramids,

watching the sunset and sleeping in a van.

And his skills were as much in his head as in his legs.

Fosbury psyched himself up for each jump,

winning the 80,000 crowd

on to his side and getting them to will him over the bar.

When the newspapers first saw Fosbury jump before the Games,

they said he was like a "two-legged camel".

They dismissed him as a curiosity,

but this camel went through

the start of the competition

without knocking the bar off once.

There were only three men left at 2.20 metres.

All were guaranteed at least a bronze.

Ed Caruthers, United States,

and Valentin Gavrilov, Soviet Union, both joined Fosbury

over 2.20 metres, but Gavrilov couldn't get over 2.22 metres.

Caruthers couldn't get over 2.24 metres, but Fosbury,

like a champion, dug deep.

His leap over the bar at 2.24 metres

set a new Olympic record and won him a gold medal.

Fosbury never came back to the Olympics as an athlete

after that day in Mexico City, but his name sure did.

He said, "I think quite a few kids

"will begin trying it my way now."

The Fosbury Flop is now the only way to fly.

For more infomation >> How One Man Changed the High Jump Forever | The Olympics on the Record - Duration: 4:24.

-------------------------------------------

Ilona Smet, pourquoi ne se lance-t-elle pas dans la chanson ? - Duration: 1:47.

For more infomation >> Ilona Smet, pourquoi ne se lance-t-elle pas dans la chanson ? - Duration: 1:47.

-------------------------------------------

Likem Special Bday Vlog - Duration: 24:26.

Special Christmas hein?

Rather special Meianju Naihatsu!

Happy Birthday man

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to you!!

You see, you see Likem

We really got you hein, bastard!

Saturday 18 November

So Likem, today is your Birthday

and like you've send many times we barely do anything for your birthday

But at the same time it's in November so they are never vacations

A damn it's green

Come je disais avant d'étre interrompus de la sorte

We barely celebrate your birthday

Because like I said before it's not during the vacations, it comes at a weird time

So this time we decided to get together a little surprise for you

as you are becoming an old fossil

and that your friends are a bit all over the place, we decide to throw you a little surprise

and I also decided to do this in Vlog Mode

as you are a big YouTuber with over a 100 subscribers

so in Vlog Mode

as you are a big YouTuber with over a 100 subscribers

donc amuse toi!

A inconnue approche

Today I think they will be at least.. 3 surprises

So here we already have the first surprise

I hope you will like it because

because i know in your head you will be like shooting, no not even in your head

Out loud you will be like "BASTARD!"

"BASTARD!" Why didn't you tell me?

Anyways so

Here is your first surprise

You are so stupid XD

So stupid man!

Yo man!

Happy Birthday shorty! (You bastard)

Old fool!

Be careful with your back!

Careful!

Anyways so

Surprise number Uno, do you say 1 (male french language) or 1 (female french rules)

1 (female silly French)

Number 1?

1, number 1

anyways

The first!

Anyways

your first surprise is here

euuu now

we are going to get the second

Miam

See you soon! (look at these Mofos with those evil smiles just pause the video 2:36, mother F errrsssss)

And here we have your gift

not bad huh!

new comb so that you can comb your here like it should be

le combos Ace Couteaux

Likem asks where I am "Eli you still in town?"

In the end I am going to to Tanigami (manga store)

To see what arrive for me

because I have no idea what i could have ordered that took over a year to get here

and ya I think this is the last time I am going there

Anyways, see you soon!

Ciao

Eli: Hi, ya I am still in town

so if you want we can head back together after

or I can give you the car

Sooo

You've already see one surprise

this cunt just here

and here we are on our way

for

No fucking Idea what he said hahhaha -_- but I am guessing Surprise number 2

and i think you will like it

we hope you will like it (look at how worried she looks XD )

Eli: It's good

Eyram: Ya, you better!

It's Exotic

It's Supah Exotic. C'est super Exotic.

Don't worry its not a girl (Why not? Pouquois pas?)

That would would be...

Inappropriate

me (T_T)

O ya! it's here

I thought we already passed it

Oh no! I should do it like this. this is how the Vloggers do it

Yeah! That's true

And we are filming with a kinda of bad camera

Eyram: It's here

Eli: Here

So

Here, you recognize? (yeah i do you a holes)

So yeah in fact i lied to you I am not baking you a cake

I even forgot

He really believes I am making him a cake

So you just arrived like that in the morning?

Yeah, Yeah

I got there i asked for a ticket and they gave me one

Really?

Eli: Yeah. Eyram: yeah seriously.

Incridible

No, the luck

I was lucky also this morning

I was in bed at 05:15

lady at the bakery: Trying to sleep

Exactly, exactly

am I really going?

no it's going to workout

and yet his but all his alarms on

Yeah

and so

we have picked up your cake

we will show you later (I hope so!!)

Sorry?

No, no need to be shy

So Eyram

Your cake that is not open

And Sophie! Sophie: Coucou!

Who made your cake

No it's not me

Oh too bad!

but she gave it to us

so ya

Cool!

Happy Birthday (Thank you Sophie!)

Marie as well

No, no, no no, no no

Thank you

Outside

You monkey

Hey!

Because I like Diddy Kong?

Anyways

We have your cake

Gatteaux recupperé! (mission réussi! Mission Success!)

Eyram: I didnt see she gave us Eli: Yes she gave us

She told us we go have it with some coffee

So cool

She's nice

It's peanuts covered in chocolate (Mmmmm)

You will need your lactose capsules

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Tu n'as aucune idée

Anyways

We are going to the car

and then we will show you this cake, yeah?

I keep looking at the wrong spot

Like promised we are going to show you the cake

Eyram you may have the honors with that creepy face

My face is perfectly normal ok

Come on!

Look at this, look at this, it looks soo good!

I want to eat some now

Should we est it before?

Let's eat it now it's ok

They don't need to now there was a cake

Ya, it's true now one knows there's a cake

Mmm just look at that

well just one thing Eyram, you are a bit of a bastard

What?

The cake is your favorite colour is it not?

I'm not the one who chose

Yeah but, yeah but

A little bit of respect for the Birthday boy

Look at that

Can you stop doing that with your lips?

Look at it it's magnificent

ok

See you soon little one

You are going to eat this and you will like it. Yeah?

I'm sure it's all black and you can even see us

Eli: Ok like this.

Eyram: Yes it's better

It might be better, I don't know we will see after

You better like this cake man!

and if you don't like it...

it will be rotten

What will be rotten?

I don't know he will think about it

Ya Likem it will be rotten. Uh!

Forget about. Anyways

We are going to come and see you at H&M

Will I will be coming to see you at H&M Eyram will be hiding.. probably

Certainly

In the area

I will observe him from afar

The eyes!

His an insane murderer

Eli: Anyways Eyram: I'm going to film you

O ya, oh ya! That would not be a bad idea, that would not be bad

Yeah, yeah? Ok

Will, c ya!

In the meanwhile ...

It's him

Will I lost them

I lost them but well

Manifestation

Magnificent

Ok, let's try and find them again

I caught up to them

Can you see?

His small head there?

It's him there

Likem

Likem

Oh damn

I need a (cover i think he says) There's Eli right there

Don't know if you can see

I just told you where to go through to avoid traffic jams

and all this time Eyram was following

no no it's not him

it's not him

All this time Eyram was following us

Like you can see he is here

and you are going to try going through the Japanese Shop

Yes for some...

How are they called again? Mochi yeah?

I think he will be stuck in traffic

he is here?

Anyways

Where is he?

Is that you there Likem? Is that you there?

Hello Mister could you present yourself?

Uh.. Mario

And you Mister, who are you?

Bruno, pleasure to meet you

It's true you have the face of a pedo

Will as you can see

Will you see Likem. We got you good, bastard

By the way that's a nice haircut man

Its an Albanian who did it for me

O ya?

What's his name Mergime?

Oh the little couple

Wait, are you both signing?

Now we are signing your card a bit late

Hey but are you in contact with them?

They said they were arriving?

Yes they are parked

So they will be getting here like now?

What?

So they will be getting here like now?

Yeah!

Other than that you could take care of filming a bit?

I gonna be like I'm going to the toilet and then I will come like

Eli!

I'm gonna be like I'm going to the toilette

Ah yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

Why are you filming this?

Where are the toilets?

Ah will there

He doesn't know what to do

I don't know what to writes down

Go on do it, do it, do it

"Coupon for a Victory at Super Smash. Valid once at any occasion"

Un Likem confus apparait

Damn this guy

my legs didn't even hurt we didn't need to walk slowly

So Likem?

Earlier that day

Ok so there we just went through Tanigami

The hot Dog Factory

The Hot Dog Factory just opened next door, that's good

Not bad, Hot Dogs are good shit finally in Switzerland, maybe

I don't know what taste they have

but uuh

seriously guys like

There's only Switzerland to do this

9Frs for a Sausage?! (basically 9$)

and a piece of bread!

a sausage and a piece of bread!!

Heya

You good?

You good man?

Happy Birthday

Old fool!

It's ok you can cry, you can cry

Bastard, I will never cry!

It's ok

Hein! what the hell are these trousers you are wearing man?

Why?

It's her fault!

Wow what where you going for?

I just told you not to wear the same baggy jeans as earlier

For you its either baggy jeans or full suit

What phone is this guy using?

A thank you, thank you

Likem

We have so much to tell you

O ya

You are going to be shocked Likem

It's been a long time

You are going to be shocked

It's chicken that you left there

It's chicken fat

Oh it's

It's the skin?

You want the chicken skin? It's good

Yeah, I would like some

Oh Shithead!!

(You snooze you loose little bro XD )

So Krispy: That's some skin!

Ya I said no because I mean

Eyram!

Yes he wants some

Yeah cheers!

Cheers!

Kanpai!

Kanpai! Happy Birthday Likem

Thank you!

Happy Birthday Likem!

Thank you for your invitation

I feel there's going to be a lot to clean tonight

look at Likem's face

We can't see Likem's face

You need to move we can't see Likem's face!

Look they are complotting

They are trying to steal your present man

Baptiste want's to take you place on YouTube

and Hanna is encouraging him. She is giving him tips on how to take you down

They are rats

Go, here we go!

It's starting

( I don't need to put subtitles in here right? I hope XD )

Come on. come on

Miles: My God!

Going to do a little speech for us?

Miles: So Likem, a little speech?

At least some thank you s?

Oh, oh it's becoming official

Alright

Seriously

From the bottom of my heart i would like to thank everyone of you

For coming

I don't have a microphone talk louder

I don't know what I looked like when I got here but

You will see the pictures

I don't want to see them

and yes

I am really happy because it's true I am not the kind of guy whoooo

Who sees this day as something important but

the fact that i have friends who are ready to

push me to celebrate it

to even lie to me to celebrate it!

Yeah but you see Likem

I lied to you

Yes! You lied to me!

She told me she was going home to make me a cake

but ya the fact that you are even read to lie to me to

To make a moment like this for me

I am so happy

and I am

Really

Lucky to have you as my pals (My Nakama!)

So thank you to all of you

Eyram: Has my delivery arrived? If it's mine can you give it to Eli?

Me: From Digitec?

Eyram: Ok, yes can you give it to her?

Me: Ok, I will give it to her tonight

Eyram: Perfect

When you told me that Eli

Eli told me to bring something for Eyram

I was like

You didn't suspect it?

What did you think it was man?

Late Birthday Gift for one of them

Wait so she just told you to take this bag?

You will need it?

He told me to bring it for her

It was in a box

It's not for Likem it's for Meianju Naihatsu

For streaming

I even did so research on this thing

Wait who drew this?

Guess

I say either Eyram

or

Rémy?

(sad music for the forgotten artist)

Who is it?

James: It's so bad that's why?

No, that's not it

Likem

Likem you hurt him

So Krispy: and I did this during my work hours

I told all my colleges "Hey guys, leave the cash register to me"

"I wan to draw a super drawing for my friend"

Thank you!

It's good to be the boss (Hahaha my bro from another mother)

Guys protect me

Oh damn

Coupon for a Victory?

At any moment

Valid one time

Only once?!

Max: Smells like shame ( XD )

Not one night?

One single time, it's available only once

Max (The Wise!): Likem Likem, keep it for a tournament then you use it at the final

So Krispy (Instant Regrat): Ooo yaaa, so true

Max: Like now So Krispy you are going to put down your Smash controller now

I havn't opened everything yet

Eyram: He will have to let it go like he didn't do it intentionally

We forgot to film an outro (Hahahahaha amateurs XD )

(I joke, I joke of course ^^ )

Happy Birthday Meianju Naihatsu!!!!

And Eyram, how did he occupy himself?

This is new right?

Rolex gone, Mc Donalds Coffe

Mmmh not bad

not bad

We are going to discover a bit of the town

How it has changed since

Meianju Thanks you for your presence!

(I did not write this but I do thank you for your presence)

P.S. Thank you for watching the creation of those two insane lunatics my bro Eyram and my Sis Eli XP

For more infomation >> Likem Special Bday Vlog - Duration: 24:26.

-------------------------------------------

La Villa des Coeurs Brisés 3 : Yoni, Gabano, sa carrière de comédienne… Nadège Lacroix dit tout - Duration: 8:19.

For more infomation >> La Villa des Coeurs Brisés 3 : Yoni, Gabano, sa carrière de comédienne… Nadège Lacroix dit tout - Duration: 8:19.

-------------------------------------------

Observatoire d'Arecibo sous surveillance extraterrestre ? - Duration: 9:29.

For more infomation >> Observatoire d'Arecibo sous surveillance extraterrestre ? - Duration: 9:29.

-------------------------------------------

La force aérienne chilienne publie une vidéo d'un fracassant cas d'ovni - Duration: 7:42.

For more infomation >> La force aérienne chilienne publie une vidéo d'un fracassant cas d'ovni - Duration: 7:42.

-------------------------------------------

Vague d'ovnis triangulaires aux Etats-Unis ? - Duration: 1:27.

For more infomation >> Vague d'ovnis triangulaires aux Etats-Unis ? - Duration: 1:27.

-------------------------------------------

Un avion contourne un ovni près de Paris ? - Duration: 8:12.

For more infomation >> Un avion contourne un ovni près de Paris ? - Duration: 8:12.

-------------------------------------------

L'ufologue Max Spiers a vomi deux litres de liquide noir avant sa mort - Duration: 2:28.

For more infomation >> L'ufologue Max Spiers a vomi deux litres de liquide noir avant sa mort - Duration: 2:28.

-------------------------------------------

La CIA publie 13 millions de documents sur les ovnis et le Projet Stargate - Duration: 2:49.

For more infomation >> La CIA publie 13 millions de documents sur les ovnis et le Projet Stargate - Duration: 2:49.

-------------------------------------------

#22 [Thrive TV] When you're not feeling the buzz… - Duration: 4:07.

For more infomation >> #22 [Thrive TV] When you're not feeling the buzz… - Duration: 4:07.

-------------------------------------------

Author of New Book on Trump White House Says Kellyanne Conway "Is the Number One Leaker" - Duration: 3:10.

The author of a new book on President Donald Trump's administration says White

House counselor Kellyanne Conway is the "number one leaker" in the White House.

"If you wonder why there are so many leaks out of the White House,

one reason is Kellyanne is the number one leaker," said Ronald Kessler,

author of The Trump White House: Changing the Rules of the Game,

which is out on Tuesday.

The book is largely seen as a defense of Trump but he insisted in the interview

with CNN's State of the Union that "there's plenty of negative items in the book

and juicy tidbits in the book."

Kessler claims that at least once when he was interviewing Conway for the book she

"forgot that she was on record, and she started lashing into Reince Priebus," he

said, referring to the president's former chief of staff.

"She said the most mean, cutting and obviously untrue things about Reince.

And I didn't include them in the book because they were so unfair.

She also lit into Jared and Ivanka, saying that they leak against Steve Bannon."

Kessler also harshly criticizes Trump's daughter Ivanka and her husband Jared

Kushner, writing in the book that they were responsible for "the most disastrous

and foolish decisions of Trump's presidency." The problem,

according to Kessler's book is that Trump's daughter and son-in-law "had no

understanding of how the basic fundamentals of how government works,

how a campaign works, how politics works.

Most of all, they had no understanding of the political consequences of their

actions." When asked for examples of this,

Kessler said that they were the ones who pushed the firing of Comey,

which was disastrous." They also allegedly "pushed hiring Anthony Scaramucci,

who had to be the most absurd hire in the history of the White House," Kessler said.

Kessler's book also credits First Lady Melania Trump for being a

strong-behind-the-scenes force who is much more influential on Trump than people

recognize.

Kessler specifically credits her for pushing Trump to run for president.

At the end of the day, Kessler is convinced history will vindicate Trump.

"He will be seen as a great president, just like Reagan,

who was dissed by the press, based on results, the record unemployment,

getting rid of ISIS," Kessler said.

"All these tweets and controversies are going to be forgotten long- term."

The revelations about Conway comes weeks after reports that she was getting close

to accepting an offer to succeed Hope Hicks as White House communications director.

"It's becoming increasingly difficult for her to say no," a senior White House

official told the Atlantic.

Shortly after Hope Hicks announced her resignation,

Conway said on Fox News that she had "been offered that job many times."

No comments:

Post a Comment