F: Welcome once again people!, I was drinking soda and I couldn't speak
U: You were drinking F: Yeah, I was drinking, because I wanted...
F: I wanted, by all means, overcome this pain of not being able to beat the level of my beloved...
F: This damn bei- no, not this one, this damn being from hell
F: But this joystick, this stupid joystick doesn't let me...
U: Well girl, I have a proposition for you... F: What?
U: This dude or this girl?
*Instant selection*
U: Ok- F: I told you that you were going to choose, you let me choose instead so whatever
U: Right away you were like *press A*...
U: ..."I already saw how the other level was, better pick this one" R: Exactly :D
U: Splash woman :)
U: Here we can jump pretty high, that's what I like about this stage
U: Weee! :D F: Woooo! I'm Luigi :D
U: This is the best thing about the water stages in MegaMan games
U: It makes you jump pretty high
*Humming Splash Woman theme happily*
U: Careful, careful, you can't kill that thing F: Ahhh! (*dying*)
F: Why didn't you told me that before? >:(
U: Oh Jeez, let's see...give me a sec. let me see...how to do this F: The thing kill itself
U: Go away you ugly! DX
F: Help us Pelo (Sr.Pelo)
*Realizing I didn't die*
U: Ok, try to fall in this line dude (*drawing line on the pc screen*)
U: Exellent! F: ah hahaha :D, like a feather
*horribly translated "come at me" as "coman mamey"*
F: Look, it was a lil' octopus :)
U: Those octopuses, MegaMan 9, if they hit you they changed your colors to black for the rest of the stage, I don't know what that does though
U: Uh! uh....go away!, go away you ugly! F: Well, its ink
U: Careful because, if you jump on top of those bubbles, they'll carry you upwards
F: Oh...
U: Here is where he have to jump on them
F: Here? U: Yes, on that one
U: Wait, I think they pop up after a while...
F: Then I'll jump
F: Fuu....
U: Fuu...
U: Yeah, you have to- OAH!
F: Jump from the mid-point right? U: Yes, form the mid-point
F: AhA! :D
U: That's going to be the hard one, beca-Ahh f#cking...thing...
*bits of dead*
F: Great, I didn't carry me...
U: No, you have to jump on top of the bubbles for that
*She TOTALLY jump on top of the bubble, trust me*
U: Careful with that, woah....
F: Don't worry, I analyzed it
U: It gives me a heart attack, every time I see you jumping where the spikes are I'm like...
U: "Help her Jesus"
F: That much? U: Yeah XD
U: I mean, they're spikes dude!
F: Look at me, I don't even warn you about where I'm going or anything >:D
F: Ay :(
U:Oah! F#cking thing...
U: Let's see...Ah! I think I have to open the door no?
F: I don't know- Ahhh!!! D:<
U: Yes
*Both reacting to feli-chan's death-avoiding-skills*
U: Now we have a big problem dude... F: Now how do I go up?
U: THAT D:
F: Fug, wait a minute...
U: Oh, you'll go back all the way over there? F: Yes
*Both worried that she'll fall*
F: Hahahaha U: Both of us all worried XD
U: Now we have another problem... F: Emm....yeah I'm seeing that
U: Well stay- no, 'cause then how...
Oh!
wait...
F: YOU're the one who's going to do it
F: Oh...
U: That's it! F: That's it wooo! :D
F: Let's go! U: Come here, I'm gonna hug you :D
F: Yeah hug me :3 U: Wo....
U: If i could but... F: Hahaha XD
U: This ga- F: Well kiss me :P
*Attemping to hug/kiss in vain*
*Looking at the waterfall* F: What? oh that doesn't do anything...nice
U: Pff what? they're just special effe-WOAH!....oh....
F: Hi :3
U: I-I thought it was- F: Wait wait...
F: How should we jump here?
*Jumping gracefully underwater*
U: Like that...
*Jumping ungracefully*
*Not even I know what we said there :( *
U: F#cking crappy mines dude
U: They call you the black one
F: And for a good reason
*Death caused by a bad racist joke, we're sorry* F: Mother f#cker XD
F: "Turn the page" (quoting Mamma TattleTail)
U: Turn the- Oh thanks God we appeared he-
U: Woah! why did I appeared 1st? wft???
F: Don't tell me that, ah...let see... U: What?
F: Oh look! it is farther, cool! U: Yeah, it is farther
U: Watch it x3, come over here dude
*Realizing the mine got stuck*
F: Why?
F: It was going to explode there
F: It got stuck
U: It got stuck there right? XD F: Yes
U: Leave it there x2 F: That's why I said "why?"
U: Oh my God, OH MY GOD
U: Dang thing dude...
F: Let's see...there
F: There...no, no wait U: No no...
F: Done U: There
U: Aaargh my god
U: Wait, don't move, let me see if there's nothing else above
F: Ok U: Let me see if there're no spikes...
U: THERE'RE SPIKES! D:
U: Then is this one F: Over there
F: OH! but stop dashing!
F: Stop making the "Datch" U: The "Datch"'? F: The "Datch"
U: Who call it "The Datch" again?
F: It was Nacho dude :)
F: That he could do "the datch" U: "The datch" XD
U: Look what a great view of the level we have
*Feli-chan channelling her inner Prof.Kukui*
U: Now let me see what we have to do to get up there... F: I have already mastered this jumps :D
U: Is almost right after the bubble appears
F: Ok
U: Right there! F: Little more...
*That "little more" led her to her demise*
F: Ayyy no!
F: It was a little more up U: It was a little less!
F: Aha! See? Hahahaha
U: Exellent, now let me see what else is up there, hopefully not spikes...
F: And then there are U: There're spikes...
U: And one of those dudes that-*gasp*
F: Uuuy, careful! U: Dude, it's ugly up there! D:>
U: I'm scared DX
F: Just calculate that you can jump those things and that's it
*scared mimis* F: I'm going...
*scared mumbling*
U: Go back dude DX F: No
* Translator note: I'll translate the rest later on, sorry for the inconvinience *
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