Monday, March 6, 2017

Youtube daily report Mar 7 2017

In the African country there were shack towns

because people were poor and leaders would not help.

A woman was trying to fix her house

was bald guy who was Mr. 47 came to talk to her.

"Excuse me, but I was asked to talk do everyone about King Bascule."

"He is a horrible asshole." She said.

"He makes us work in oil mines

and does not give enough food or money for even an OK life!"

"Ok that checks out with everyone else in country."

Diana called back to say that client was stupid

so 47 had to double check he was killing right guy.

"Where does he live?"

"Over there." The woman pointed to big cement and metal fortress.

"This guy really doesn t have any friends?" 47 asked.

"What about his guards?"

"He doesn t hire from here!" The woman replied.

"He hired ex-Red Army merchants!"

47 fought to himself that would make my job easier.

So 47 walked over to fortress and looked at doors.

He saw a guard in helmet and bulletproof vest

walking out so he could smoke and walked to him.

*lots of stumbling and incompetence from narrator*

and walked to him

"Can I borrow you clothes?" 47 asked.

"I m not sure." The guard replied.

"I have drugs I will give you if you let me." 47 said.

The guard said OK, but 47 was already walking around him

and invested needle full of drugs into him.

The guard became unconscious, and 47 stole his clothes

and dragged him away into shadows so he would be harder to see.

47 went through door but saw that he was in garden.

The door into the building was guarded by two people who had officer uniforms.

47 thought they wouldn t let him in,

so he decided to walk around garden and look for way in.

He went into a shed and discovered the guards had Uzis and revolvers stocked,

so he took some to add to his gun collection.

There was a backdoor that lead to kitchen,

but 47 thought that was too obvious,

so he took a trampoline from the shed

and set it up under a second floor window,

and when no one was looking he used

all his strength to

jump into the window.

Then he sneaked into bathroom

where indoor guard was filling a bath

but also peeing into a toilet.

47 tried to sneak up and pistol whip him,

but guard finished and turned around to say

"YOU CANNOT GO IN HERE!"

"Shut up." Said 47

and he punched him in the face.

The guard fell over into the bath

where he fell asleep and droned.

47 dressed up as indoor guard and checked area.

Then he saw King Bascule, who looked like picture

except balder and fatter and wearing a bathrobe with boxers.

He went into a room where another guard stood at door.

47 walked out of sight

and threw a needle to distract the guard.

The guard picked it up and said

"Hey! Drugs! Cool!"

He ran up to his friend. Mikhail!

"Someone is giving us drugs!

Let s try them out!"

Mikhail, who was

...

Mikhail, who was a new guy

who just showed up the day before,

raised an eyebrow behind sunglasses.

"Vladimir, do you know where these came from?"

"Who cares? Mikhail!

Get the bong!"

"It s in the basement. I ll be back."

When Mikhail left Vladimir

he went back to his post, but he was too late.

Because while and Mikhail were talking

Mr. 47 snuck into King Bass hole s

*more narrator incompetence*

Mr. 47 snuck into King Bass hole s room

where he was watching torture videos

and coked him with his fiber wide.

Agent 47 then checked the keyhole

and saw that the guard was back,

so he moved Bascule s body into his bathroom

to make sure that they didn t see it if the entered.

Then he climbed out of the window onto the roof,

jumped to a tree,

and climbed back to ground.

47 put back on his suit

and began walking to border,

but then started jogging when suddenly

the fortress blew up.

"why" indeed

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They're still on us!

These guys are taking this personal!

You were only supposed to create a diversion, Roman!

That was complete destruction.

What you want from me?

I'm Roman Pierce, man! That's what I do.

- Phase 2.

- Phase 2?

What's phase 2?

Pounds away.

Holy sh....!

You know what I like about you, Dom?

You're a genuine outlaw.

But your family...

A hell of a job, brother!

When we get back to the base, beer's on me.

...is about to go up against the only thing they can't handle.

You.

Did you ever think you'll even betray your family the way you did today?

Dominic Toretto, just turned on us.

Hello well, would you look at that.

I don't know why he's doing this, but that wasn't Dom.

She's the very definition of "high-tech terrorism".

And now, she's working with your guy.

I think I found my team!

This should be interesting.

You wanna play like that?

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Ouch.

This is impossible, which is why, we're going to need a little help.

I will beat you like a charity drama!

Well, it took longer than I expected.

If you gotta catch Dom, you guys are gonna work together.

Surprise!

I just found love!

Hell, I've been waiting for this. We got a tank.

Let's roll.

Here they come.

I don't know if the old Dom is in there, but I don't give a damn. I am taking you down, Toretto.

Let's play.

Why are they shooting at me? I don't know! Maybe cause you're in an Orange Lamborghini?

Shup up, Tej!

Oh shit!

We're gonna need a bigger truck!

Dom!

You're gonna turn your back on family?

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