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welcome back everybody to the channel welcome back
new viewers new subscribers old euros and all subscribers now before we get
going I just want to explain a few things about this serious it's gonna be
a little bit different how will the others have been so first
and foremost I wanna say a massive thank you to Mike's life for actually
supplying me with the game by and B the game essentially so thank you Mike for
that man you you know man you remain so I'm gonna be playing through it all in
your name I also want to say that you're a fuckin asshole
so we're just gonna kind of see how it goes I think everything else is all good
secondly the second thing of what I mentioned is the guys that have been
following me on Twitter you will know who you are
you know that I've been a bit ill recently and it's put my recording
schedule a bit out so if the videos don't upload as consistently as they as
you're all used to then I'm really really sorry but I'll always notify you
guys via Twitter or my blog page which I've just set up as well so I'll leave a
link to those in the description down below but without further ado it's time
to pray for our lives oh my controllers no on hang on try
again pray for a laughs okay so new game oh you know three slots that's that's
pretty interesting easy survival won't be a problem for you probably no more
usual wits weapons and abilities to survive your wit so that everything that
my wits are not really there and you know what nightmare fuck nightmare
I want to go normal because I like to have a game that's hey you guys are a
bit weird looking I'd like to have a game that's not too hard but I like a
little bit of a challenge so I just usually play on normal just just because
I like to enjoy the games rather than just get super frustrated I'm sure we're
still gonna oh we're choosing a character oh whoa whoa what's going on
without ice now I mean I only choose a mouth partly because it's like
standardized thinking when you play games is you choose a guy when you're a
guy but maybe we'll go for the girl you know we'll stick with a guy because I
don't want to assume my gender to be wrong oh now entering your apartment
that's a nice huh what is that night-vision 2.0 man that's
cool you wake up in your pardon in the Year 2032 why why is it always like 2032
or 2025 it's always like somewhere in the first third of the 20s
mr. hand like I feel like there's gonna be a lot of future tech in this game
that Christ loading screen was done then we just got pushed over to another
loading screen you need it to load at the load screen for the load screen what
the fuck game this is not a good start this is
not a good start press X okay let's do it let's go so for all intensive
purposes I probably will shit myself doing this let's play March 15 20 30 2
where are some synth kind of music Oh a naked it's uh that graphics card no I
mean it looks fairly nice so far so what do we got to do here incoming cool right
first and the job you've gotta shake things up the doors jammed
what if I wanted to commit suicide what if I just wanted to jump and die put on
your transfer uniform so we starting off with some pretty easy stuff hands on it
let me know do you want me to read these out or do you want me to just kind of
pulls the video or or how do you want me to take the notes in this game because
there's always a 50/50 split between people that like me to read it out and
people that just like to be to power through them so let me know in the
comment section down below what do you want me to do with these notes and we'll
play it that way I guess excerpt from the preface to hands-on electronics by
at winnette suck all bloody everytime is hurricane this people have stupid names
why do you have stupid names people by working through a series of practical
experiments this humble manual will introduce you to the fundamentals of
modern analog and digital electronics by the end you will be able to construct
any simple circuit as Thomas Edison once said to invent you need a good
imagination and a pile of junk oh okay so we can climb our things
he's got a bottle of wine next to his computer screen yep locked do we know
our password use object oh this Pizza Pizza Oh
can we just destroy a place no frayed wire what is this this is a
bomb let's put it back down gently Oh yep nice and gently burnt so keyboard
take that take the plastic thing I do quite understand I mean we know we gonna
have to build something at some point neuro mad application instructions
wadding neuroma no neuro mods neuro months should only be administered by
certified Transtar technicians under controlled conditions subject may
experience slight discomfort swelling or redness of the eye shortly afterward
number one remove neuro mode from vacuum sealed container press rubberized eye
cup firmly against bony orbit of I socket keep eye open to press orange
release trigger and continue to hold new remote against the eye for five minutes
dispose of use new Ramada Inn provided by so you've got to like do this for
five minutes Oh No you gotta hold you I hold your eye
open or you think I think on your eyeball for five just guru that I just
I'd like to explore the start of the first room of with new games just to
kind of get an idea of how everything works and how what console do you have
what console is that is that the Xbox 762 three Oh No
where is this console here it is Wow is that the cast of Queen from that oh
that's like that guy right where my hand is we stroking his face that's the guy
that is speaking to us wasn't it I didn't catch his name
an account of Fermi's question is this something that I should know about
okay so there's a lot of all is that curry
oh the couch is too heavy we need a leverage level of three to be able to
carry the couch why would you want to carry the couch can we get the cushions
oh I just got a tidy up my room got put map no way is that a hidden door
I don't want to wear the daddy sweaters to the kitchen cabinet
yes Android too much okay well we got it today kings of waste fucking wine let's
drink some laughs holy crap are we drunk it's all good we all need a bottle of
wine before starting the morning Congrats Morgan Alex thanks thanks Alex
for congratulating me on what do we do why do we need to congratulating we've
got a slow cooker I can go over there oh oh my cup oh it's okay it's okay the cup
the cup is fine why would you carry the refrigerator why would you why would you
need to carry the goddamn refrigerator is there something behind it this makes
no sense hey little fishies where are you know
it's just not fish it's a little garden in the house all right let's put the
goddamn suit one yeah
success great success know what nice gloves get in the hello oh right okay so
so we've got the suit on now we've got to go to a helicopter this
just-just-just on the roof you know that's that's everybody has oh hey
everybody has a helicopter on the roof just for fun climb look at that fish I
mean this is this is a really weird graphical star here because it looks
really nice but when you get really close to things you start to see that
it's not actually as detailed as you think it is hello mrs. person with a hat
fixing things Patricia farmer heard there's a chopper
on the roof must be for you fucking accent is there there's a
chopper on Oh oh maybe I want to take the fucking
stairs down the hall but you know that how about we take that
for another fetch bitch how about that can we pick her up
no yeah but how can you actually still see what's going on in there with no
light I think I don't think she's actually doing any work
I think she's pretending extra jump l-3 to sprint circle to crouch slow oh yeah
I bet everybody tried that come on Cory okay so we have a meter stamina meter
open door that's locked it's use the end of I'm just gonna guess no we're gonna
go into this elevator and something fucked up gonna happen I don't actually
see us making it to the roof but I could be wrong I've been wrong before this is
a big building waiting for it to fall apart oh no fucking way I didn't expect
for that to actually be a thing I thought we were totally gonna die or
something and have have like a bionic body implanted into our face helicopter
oh man that's a nice nice helicopter so we're on the esalaam building them oh
the residential I was gonna say presidential it's a residential tower
residential tower for what may I ask wow I'm getting kind of Mirror's Edge 5
from all this right now let's go over let's jump into the helicopter
what Oh
don't jump into the helicopter blades he would decapitate you
oh shit oh not again shut up can we take the cup with us
morning mister you hey miss miss I forgot your name take your makeup with
me yeah I'm ready for anybody with a cuppa TAC cup of Jack oh my cup actually
have a couplet now don't jump in the blades that's a bad idea just walking
carefully and gently seems like I mean of course you get killed by a helicopter
blades and this is nice what kind of situation do we have ourselves in here
okay Transtar facility is just a short hop degrees Oh
intro to the game that's fucking cool
damn
look at dem mountains look at dem fo des somebody's written on the bridge that's
a nice view on the bay there yes it is an arcing Studios president tastes for
our production cut down this is so cool
we're not looking for cool stuff we know we can they get scared or crush
something bad is gonna happen world's gonna get taken over by zombies
aliens actually don't know what this game is about at all not a single clue
apart for the fact that it's a horror game and we need to pray great yeah so
so far we've ascertained we've got like neurological
modifications to our body we've got a new job and we got dressed oh and we no
longer have a golden cup because we smashed it all right thank you find the
glass on the way our are you trying to take the piss because I smashed my what
glass all right let us enter the Transtar building anybody oh my god oh
oh I thought that was somebody hanging upside down it's a robot hey mr. robot
you've got a sexy voice very nice very nice I like the way your ball rolls off
the bottom of your body if you can't be entire okay so you're gonna tell me what
to do are you just gonna stand there like a fool you have no legs anything
behind here no I guess we just cannot go for this no we have to go you have to go
into this appointment in the testing facility please confirm testing facility
testing facility so is this what the game is a way you do are we being put
through a series of tests don't tell GLaDOS this is yeah alright
the fat guy hey what's up Freddie hey you don't look terrible than a transfer
uniform you day why still red I know the test might seem a little unconventional
but that's a new family tradition breakin convention is in our blood why
don't you start the tests just do whatever comes natural
well if any don't overthink it dr. Bellamy is gonna walk you through the
process you're in good hands alright we'll be in orbit next week I
promise mr. Yu they're ready for your brother in room a right well oh he's my
brother just be yourself I'll see you after all
right mate alright Chesebrough coming here don't speak to that guy hey Doc do
you yeah okay alright you just say my name say my name say my name tasting
rooms oh this looks a bit ominous a test room eh AE is pressed a button no hey
guys what's up looks like we have some tests to run
through today probably not the kind of thing you're used to I imagine but trust
me you're going to do fantastic all good great let's begin for this first test
I'd like you to remove the boxes from the red circle as quickly as you can
just go with your gut okay wonderful press the red button when you're ready
okay
you're absolutely fine let's move on why is that test why is that test I gotta
take books with me breaking the rules breaking the rules okay listen carefully
oh I'd like you to do your best to hide in this room take your time relax think
it over
what hide hide from what from that well do that clearly wouldn't we uh well
maybe hey Julie let's pick this up no let's put this down yes sir
Mr Bond pick that up put that in front like that you can't see me the camera
can't see me Shirley Shirley Shirley no
no that's fine sorry okay what oh is that my points do
I have zero points Oh No okay what's next please press the blue button across
the room as quickly as you can in the most natural without go for it okay
press the red button when you're ready
we're having some trouble with the equipment not your fault you're doing
fabulous actually six we've got a six what's the six for I don't understand
Hey
do I can someone get me a cup of coffee I would appreciate it thank you you go
in there okay Morgan have a seat at the table for me please okay wonderful job
take a look at the screen in front of you I'm going to show you a series of
questions pick the answer that makes the most sense to you all right
okay let's start on the screen when you're ready it's like on these little
flash games stop
Oh square okay you're planning a vacation show problem what's your
problem you getting paid you dearest blue can you shut the fuck up while I do
my quiz please you're planning a vacation go somewhere familiar you know
all you love or try something new I mean list something new is always nice
for if I kiss you on you've been sentenced to death for your actions how
does this make you feel I mean just this seems a little bit extreme for a test
afraid and I don't know what will happen angry no one has that right calm it was
worth it it's always worth it always yes it is a runaway train is bearing down on
five people were tight in the shack you can cause the train to switch trucks but
there is one person tied to the second rack so so we've got to choose whether
to kill five people or one person when our chains bearing down on five people
who are tight is right you can cause any one person tied to the second track I
mean to be honest most people would switch the track because it's clearly
the best way to save the most lives but at the same time you don't really
I mean you would instinctively switch tracks because you know that you could
save more lives and runaway train is bearing down and fight people you're
standing look like an enormous leaf fat man pushing you into the track let's
stop the train but that's that's the same question just with an actionable
calls from you rather than like you're you're creating the death rather than
choosing the death I mean you wouldn't really push this I mean you wouldn't you
wouldn't be like yo that fat man's gonna stop the train this has to push him into
the track no I don't think you wouldn't do it would you you just you wouldn't do
it runaway train is bearing down on five people do the same question you could
stop the train by jumping onto the track but you would die John for the tracks
bitch the fat man fuck that man I ain't dying for this
next part I'm going to display an image
I'm going to ask you
Hey hello who got his coffee she's turned into a monster but I know the
comfy Alex Simmons what's going on we have a problem what about Morgan he's
alive sedated clean it up I'm on my way got it well that was a thing that
happened good morning Morgan today is Monday
March 15 20 30 to
what was we not supposed to die hold the
phone
something's changed something's different it's the same day
it's still the same day we died and come back here I'm not entirely sure but this
we could access their computer we don't know oh okay
this there's a password so we could enter the computer I think we'll do that
at the beginning in the next episode we look at the computer then we'll try and
figure out what the fuck is actually even going on okay this looks like it
could shape out to be a real good game oh this is taller
well as always everybody thank you for watching if you enjoyed the video don't
forget to drop a big fat like down below subscribe to the channel leave a comment
to let me know how the series is going are you enjoying it so far my wires are
back for some reason maybe we did actually die I don't fucking know I will
see you in the next video bye
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