Friday, August 4, 2017

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Everyone welcome to our very first installment of Tech Corner brought to you by the smart creative team

We wanted to start off this very first segment by doing something a little bit different a little bit cool

We want to show you guys how to make your own retro gaming

Console or retro emulation station

We're going to build it actually using this cartridge right here

when we got into a retro game when I got into retro gaming I thought of is uh

Probably one of the best things to come back

You have your snes your genesis your N64?

Those are our childhood memories

They they're what we used to play and a lot of the games today are pretty fun and entertaining

But I always thought the old retro games are one of the best

So we're going to show you how to make your own retro cartridge, and we're going to start by showing you all the components

You're going to need

Each component will be listed in the description below as well too. So you'll be able to pick one up for yourself

I'm going to try to be as in-depth as possible, so everybody knows all the components

You're going to need and how to put this thing together

And hopefully by the end of this video

You'll be able to create your own retro gaming console yourself

Okay, so let's get this thing started very first thing is uh there might be a lot of clips or takes as this is our

first episode so bear with us

We're going to get this thing not situated properly and I guarantee you by the end of a couple episode

We'll get this thing smoothly running. So we're gonna start off by first thing

First component, you can need is a retro cartridge. I did not use an authentic Nintendo Cartridge

just a simple fact of the 8-bit security

Screws that you're going to need at the back to be removed. I don't have a bit to do that, so I

next went to the next best thing which is the replica, so the replicas can be purchased on eBay and

They're pretty cheap. You can buy a pack of six for like 30 bucks

So if you think about it five dollars per cartridge, that's not bad

So one merchant cartridge is are you going to need first you're going to need a micro HDMi?

two female HDMI if you have one of these cables laying around at home great if not

in the description as well -

You need a little knife

Just to get into tight spots to remove some plastic from the regular cartridge

You're going to need a oTG cable

So what an otg cable allows you to do is so you can have the retropie? Which is the system that we're going to use

fully charged or

Working while you actually have other components plug didn't like usb so this otg cable actually has a micro usb to plug into the retro

system you have their power, and then you have three other usbs where you can plug in and use four controllers or

Keyboard whatever the case may be so you're going to need this also in the description

you're going to need a

Retro pie template or sorry first you give me the retro pie, right?

this is a retro Pi 0 w the w stands for Wi-Fi so there's

basically maybe about four or five different retro

retro pies or raspberry pies I should say

this one is called the raspBerry Pi 0

0 w w stands for Wi-Fi the Wi-Fi is perfect for if you want to transfer game between your computer and the

Raspberry PI itself, so I recommend getting the raspberry Pi 0 w?

also a link in the description as well - this is basically a template for us to

flush our cables - I thought it was much easier to use this template this was printed by a 3D printer and

The files or the link for the files I'll also put in the description, but I started off by basically as my retropie

screwed in to the

Template just so I have it positioned

For future or for for the next section of our build here so basically use two small computer screws there as you can see

One on the top right hand corner one on the bottom left hand corner just to keep my client place

So that's what you need

also

A6000 which is an adhesive

It's basically a glue a craft glue, but it works with wood

Plastic paper, what are the cases but it doesn't damage this circuit boards for the raspberry Pi or any other cable?

So I recommend using this I thought it off michaels. It was like seven bucks, but with a coupon for Michaels

They always have 50% off you can get an expert about for five bucks. You're going to need that

These little screws now are your phillips head screws, and they're they actually come with the cartridges when you buy them off ebay?

So when you get these screws, they're going to be perfect for screwing it all together when you're all finished

You're going to also need a micro

Sd card Micro Sd. Card is going to hold all your arms going to hold all your emulators. It's going to hold everything

for your raspberry pi what you're going to want to do is from the beginning take your

raspberry Pi board and you're going to plug your micro SD card at

The very top of the board the Micro Sd card needs to be formatted and it needs to be

Put together properly in order for it to work. I will also put a link in the description for you to get your raspberry Pi

Micro Sd cards loaded and ready before you actually insert it inside your board

let's get those steps because I really want to get to the fun part of putting it all together and

Yes, so let's get started. Oh

By the way, you might need one of the earth not like you will need one of these are just wire clippers

But it's going to be helpful for when you actually need to get in and remove certain

components in the cartridge for everything to fit properly so and

Your screwdriver Handy Dandy screwdriver, so to start

I'll show you an example of how the cartridge comes

And then I'll show you an example of what you need to do to the characters to make it work for you

So the cartridge will come like this. This is the front. This is the back

You're basically going to want to remove certain tabs from the cartridge for this to work, so if I were to put them side-by-side

You have an example of what I removed in order for it to work. There's basically a

Hard piece of plastic at the in the center here, you're going to remove that totally so you gonna take your wire clippers here

You're going to go at it

And remove it all to the part where point where it's actually totally flush to the board

You can also want to remove the tabs at the corning here and the tabs at the corner here?

So left and right after you going to remove and this is from the front of the case

So the only thing you're going to leave is actually school here school your school here and leave all those other components

You can remove these little guys here, so if I zoom in

Just at the very top, but I remove them anyway so just go with your wire to present removals

Example how it comes?

when you're all

finished and done

With your cutting you should have something that looks like that so basically

Big piece of plastic removed Corners removed Corners are moved

Same thing on the other side bottom Corners removed

now

The back portion of the cartridge is what we're going to actually be working on so if you actually notice I removed

These little components here as well as these other components at the top left and top right hand corner

just so I have enough room for everything to fix lushly inside this Collector Chair, so

Back in front one side which was removed

I'm going to move on to the next step or I'm going to show you how to get your raspberry Pi in here and

Everything on the same board

Okay, and we're back so once you have everything cut out of the actual board we're going to take our

template which

This template is pretty cool. It's 3d printed um. They're very cheap

I think it was maybe about four bucks for the actual bracket it came with two components to it actually it came with B

bottom portion in the top Portion

This is me at so you can actually place this over everything and it looks kind of clean and neat um

The only problem I realize is

When is going to predict there's smaller components at the very top like like the actual?

Click to click clip it into the bottom portion that sometimes breaks off so on my build I did not end up using this portion

On yours you can but I find it's much easier to just scrap it and just use this this template only so

Like we said load your sD. Card. Make sure your sD. Card is

inside your as made by

Then we're going to work with the bottom portion of the cartridge

So once you have the cartridge line it up with the holes, and it should actually sit flush like this

So you're going to run the cables now the way the cables are going to run is HDmi UsB usb usb and then power?

So first thing I would always say to do is

plug in your

HdMI first so Micro HDMi cable to HDMi. We're going to take the cartridge

basically going to plug it in there, and then we're just going to

Flush it all the way to the bottom

Left hand Corner here now

This is where your glue comes into place

Ah this glue takes up to 24-48 hours to dry properly so what I would do is um

You're going to basically put the glue on the actual usB itself and then press down to hold them in place

This is where it gets a little bit tricky

So I would first situate my hDMI cable so glue that down so it's in place

Because this guy is going to be a hassle to get situated properly and basically where you want it is

first of all you're going to plug it into the top Micro Usb port

There's two micro usb ports on this board the top one is going to be better though for you to route the cable around

So it can actually sit flush lee over here

you don't use the bottom one because it's going to block your school hole in the middle there, so

Once you get a chance and once you get that HDMI plug

Then you're going to want to plug in your otg cable at the very top

There we go, so it looks like that, then you're going to

want to

Get all these cables squish in here and plug in you can plug them all in and when you do and also

It's going to be very challenging

but

You're going to want to plug in what I try to do is I?

I glued one at a time until I can get this perfectly in a spot where it doesn't interfere with the HDMI

and it doesn't interfere with the case closing so one by one put your

E6000 Glue on the back of it and place them all down and hold them in place for about

I'd say two minutes or so when you're finished and

Just for kind purposes. I'm going to show you a completed cartridge, so when you're finished

the end result would look something like this, so you have your hDMi usb usb usb and then power what you see where the

OtG cables plays

It's a little bit above but I was able to route each cable down

So each cable fits snugly in and Sprite will play and then once you're finished what you're going to want to do is

take your

top half of your cartridge

put it over and

Then close now

Sometimes you'll hear a little click you want to hear that click. So you know it's in place also you want to reference

There you go you want to reference the open side of the cartridge as well, too

So you can actually see that everything is hitting flush lee um and then when you think you've got it perfect

You're going to take your screws

Once your screws don't fight you

And you're going to want to screw in your cartridge, so three screws like I said left center

and the right

There we go

Perfect now once you're done your cartridge will look just like this so basically

Everything's in place. There's no, there's no real seems

There's no holes and last but not least what you might want to do is create your own custom

Graphic for the truck so I obviously called my smart cart you can call yours whatever you want. You can name it whatever

You'd like and it's very easy to create one of these labels for the front of your cartridge

all you need is basically some sticker paper and

the template

That I will also put in the description as well - so when you're all done on your cartridge, you look like this

it's very organized very simple and

All you do is you cannot plug in your cables?

I recommend always plugging in video and Usb first before you actually plug in your power

there just so the system itself can reference everything before it's booted up, so

Also, you might want to pick up a pair of these um these retro controllers are perfect to blend in or or or match

With your retro console and these were very cheap - asking these were like

Maybe 20 30 bucks

But as a part of the build they're an extra. They're an additive

You can use any gaming console. I'll control it with this in with an exception - maybe one or two but I've tried

Wii controllers I've tried the Playstation 3 controllers which work I've tried yet

N64 controllers with a uSB adapter

I tried the Xbox controller so basically pick your retro controller

get your retro pie and plug it all in and enjoy, so

Everything basically like I said I will even put the dollar amounts in the description, so you know

The total of everything or how much everything would cost?

But I was able to build this cartridge for under 50 bucks all said and done

so hopefully this little tutorial helps you build your own custom cartridge custom gaming system, and

I

Hope everybody is able to get what I'm going just like

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A BUNCH OF PHOTOS SURFACED OF

HIM IN SAN QUENTIN WITH A BUNCH

OF INMATES.

HARVEY: WHAT?

SO WE CALLED OVER THERE AND

APPARENTLY HE'S TAKEN A CIVILIAN

TOUR, BUT HE COULDN'T GO ON

DEATH ROW, I GUESS.

I GUESS YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO

THAT.

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TALKING TO THEM ABOUT LIFE AND,

YEAH, IT'S A PRETTY COOL -- I

MEAN HE WENT ON TOUR AND WAS

TALKING WITH THEM.

HARVEY: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE

ALLOWED TO TAKE PICTURES OF

PRISONERS WHEN YOU GO THROUGH.

SO APPARENTLY YOU'RE NOT.

IT WAS TAKEN BY SOMEBODY IN THE

MEDIA DEPARTMENT FOR THE PRISON.

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WITH HIM?

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IN HIS CREW, DREAMVILLE OR

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AN ACCOUNTANT'S NAME IS

DREAMVILLE?

NO, THAT'S THEIR CREW.

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Oh, hello Carl.

I didn't notice you down there – I'd thought you'd gone off to stretch your legs.

Hmm?

What's that?

They're still feeling a little wobbly, are they?

Well, I can't say I'm too surprised, but I suppose that's for the best since it means

we can finish off this extended lesson by ripping off the Elastoplast right in one go

so you can get back to your own channel to let Pisspants and your other cronies lick

your wounds for you.

With that said, though, I need to pause for a moment to correct a mistake of mine because,

very much unlike you Carl, accuracy is important to me.

You see, in the previous two videos of this series of arse-oriented educational episodes,

I mistakenly referred to the title of your videographic catastrophe as "Best Critique

of Evolution You Will Ever Hear."

This came to pass because some time ago I'd started a script to address that particular

digital clusterfuck but never got around to finishing it.

So, when the extant abomination was first brought to my attention I chose to use parts

of that earlier introduction for this one, and in doing so was careless enough to forget

to update the title of your little artistic endeavor.

This error escaped my notice until now, and while it makes absolutely no difference to

any of the arguments I've inserted thus far, I wanted to correct it here for the record.

Now, with that out of the way, Carl, let's get back to putting you out of your misery.

As you know, I noticed that during the course of your video you squeezed out an occasional

Joycean nugget that was unrelated to your two main cadaveric theses, and I promised

my viewers that I wouldn't let the comedic opportunity of sharing them pass.

Thus, while you've been recovering, I've taken the time to gather them up in one place,

and so while you're bracing yourself for the next lesson, I'll play the first clip.

"The problem was… is that these skeletons were only three-and-a-half feet tall, and

they were very human-like… in many respects, and they also had characteristics of chimpanzees

and apes in other respects."

Now that you've had a chance to hear yourself, Carl, did you spot what you did there?

But wait… don't answer that because I don't want to have to bend over to pick

up the coprolite, and instead let me do it for you.

Aside from implying that chimpanzees aren't apes, which, against my better judgement I'll

attribute to a slip of the tongue rather than a product of your boundless ignorance, you

plainly admit that the Flores specimens displayed both ape-like and human-like morphological

traits.

Needless to say, I was somewhat taken aback by this because there's a special phrase

that scientists use to describe a specimen that displays a mosaic of primitive and derived

characters, Carl – and you may have heard of it – it's called a transitional form.

You know?

Exactly the kind of form you and your fellow Yahweh-loving, science-denying, thought-allergic,

fact-phobic, reality-averse bumpkins will deny at the drop of a choirboy's skivvies

even when it's inserted forcibly into your most posterior of circular orifices.

The kinds of forms whose existence Charles Darwin presciently predicted in his theory

of biological evolution which, funnily enough, also provides a beautifully elegant explanation

of their existence while invoking only observable and verifiable physical phenomena within a

perfectly cogent and internally consistent conceptual framework, and without even once

needing to resort to invoking the trans-dimensional prestidigitation of a mysteriously elusive

cosmic pixie.

So, what's your explanation for the existence of this mix of traits you've admitted to,

Carl?

Did the pixie undergo an existential crisis one day, unable to decide whether its true

image was that of a chippendale or a chimpanzee?

Or does Homo floresiensis represent one of its countless failed attempts to produce an

intelligent creationist?

Or is it a result of him reaching for that trusty mud puddle and mistakenly scooping

up an elephant turd?

You see?

I could go on indefinitely like a creationist, pulling ad hoc explanations out of my arse,

without even breaking a sweat.

It's so easy for you odious reptiles, isn't it Carl?

Actually, when I say 'you', I don't really mean you, because I realize that your

hobbled perspicacity presents an insurmountable barrier that prevents you from dreaming up

your own such rationalizations.

Thus, your other option would be to fall back onto one of two putrescent old creationist

stalwarts.

The first is the denial of the blindingly obvious, where half of you vacuous simpletons

declare that any given form is clearly an example of an ancestral species while the

other half announce the very same fossil is clearly a descendant, and all of you demonstrate

how you have not the slightest inking of a fucking clue.

The second would be to admit to the nature of the specimen as you did here, but then

claim that all its discovery has done is create two new missing links that now need to be

discovered to satisfy your eternally insatiable demands.

Thus, when someone like this glabrous nematode opined, back in Holy Hallucinations 9, that

for a whale evolutionary series to be convincing "to be honest with you, you'd need twenty",

one can almost guarantee that.

once the twentieth such fossil is finally inserted, the two-faced little fucknugget

will clench his cheeks, turn around, and declare that that's not good enough and now he needs

twenty-two.

It's this latter reprehensible and pitiful excuse for argumentation that I suspect would

be your favored choice of dishonesty should you actually be confronted with your own stupidity,

Carl, because elsewhere in your video, you also said this:

"And so, back in 2003, they declared it to be some kind of great evolutionary find

– perhaps the missing link, and, er… you know… just another missing link."

Honestly, Carl, don't you ever pause for just a moment to divert your words past even

the vague vicinity of your consciousness before you puke them out onto the internet?

Because while the stream-of-consciousness thing might work well for some, it tends to

be quite a little less than effective when you have the sentience of a potato.

So not only have you now acknowledged that Homo floresiensis is a transitional form,

but also that other hominid/hominin transitions have also been discovered – all in a video

in which you doggedly maintain your infantile assertion than Mankind is only 6000 years

old and evolved in an instant from a fistful of Wonder Clay and an undercooked McRib under

the guidance of mystical pan-cosmic entity which is somehow both incorporeal and a dead

ringer for Charlton Heston.

This, I posit, places you into the "new links required" school of fucktardism by

default, even though you're apparently too ignorant to realize that LB1 almost certainly

doesn't represent a direct ancestor of our species but rather a cousin to that direct

lineage, which nevertheless provides significant insights into the actual forms our ancestors

took during the course of our evolution.

This all leaves us with the question of why you saw fit to make these admissions in your

video, Carl?

Was it because you don't really believe your anti-evolutionary rhetoric but continue

spouting it because you give not one single shit about values such as honesty, decency,

honor, truth or progress if they run counter to the nauseatingly repugnant and backward

agenda you're pushing like a crack dealer in a kindergarten?

Or was it a Freudian slip, Carl – a desperate, stifled cry for help from your subconscious

as it flails around frantically trying to extricate itself and escape from the steaming

mire of ignorance, deceit and delusion that you've buried it in.

Or was it because you're just too stupid to even contemplate the implications of the

words you emit from your ignorant yap like the torrential spray from a fire hydrant that's

been accidentally plumbed into a sewer line and then run over by a tank?

Who knows what's going on in that kaleidoscopic virtual reality inside your cranium?

It could be any one of these possibilities, or all of them, or even one or more that couldn't

even be conceived by someone not suffering from your special kind of dementia.

But whatever it is, might I suggest that you would do well to pin it down and get it under

control, because otherwise it'll continue to lead you to pwn yourself in your own videos

much harder and far more hilariously than I ever could.

"And there's an artist's rendition [smug chuckle].

I mean, boy, that's pretty detailed, coming from some bone fragments and… and a partial

skull."

So, Smugly, just "some bone fragments and a partial skull," is it?

Well, when it comes to the skull, the images of it that were in the article you used in

your dismal crap-fest of a video seem to suggest that a more accurate description would be

"almost fucking complete!"

To be fair, the authors of the original Nature paper that described the discovery actually

used the phrase "fairly complete cranium and mandible," but then they were writing

for arguably the world's most prestigious science journal and not addressing a desiccated

creationist dingleberry, and so they presumably didn't feel need to resort to the linguistic

liberties that I need to take when making my videos, because they're not in the business

of heaping fully deserved scorn and ridicule on delusional, unprincipled, deceitful piss-pots.

So, did that image skip your notice as you scrolled through the Sun article salivating

like a deranged loon at the prospect of finding something new to lie about, Carl?

Or did the drool make its way through your keyboard and short out the Pentium Pro in

your laptop before you got to it?

Then again, perhaps Ken's biblical glasses prevented you from perceiving it because they

did an exceptionally fine job of blocking out the reality glare?

Of course, another possibility is that you saw the fucker perfectly clearly but still

referred to it as "partial" because it suited your nefarious and despicable agenda

and because you're a filthy, lying puddle of impotent jizz.

As for the remaining "bone fragments", it's strange that you neglected to mention

that these included a pair essentially intact legs, one intact and one partial arm, a partial

pelvis and a partial hand, which en face would seem to provide just a little more detail

than you're insinuating here, eh Carl?

It's also strange that while you referred the plural "skeletons" in the first clip

you never bothered to mention that these consisted of partial remains of thirteen other individuals,

albeit none anywhere as complete has LB1.

Furthermore, just a year after the description of LB1 and in a second Nature paper reporting

more of the remains the authors wrote that they could "…now reconstruct the body

proportions of H. floresiensis with some certainty."

And do you know where you can find a citation of that paper, Carl?

Why in the very same Wikipedia page you were slavering over in half of your video, and

who's references you seemed to be so intent on harping on about but not actually reading.

I mean, what the fuck is wrong with you Carl?

Even your factually vacuous, intellectually desolate dogma can be defended more competently

than the way you do it.

You don't research your subject in any depth whatsoever to at least try and make your bullshit

just a little less exhaustive.

You don't provide any references in any of your videos to any of the material you're

projectile defecating despite the alleged import you claim to place on source citation.

You don't check your videos for errors prior to flushing them onto the web, and you don't

even make a pretense of acting in a manner that's even passingly concordant with the

teachings of the founder of the religion you claim that you follow.

It's almost as if you're deliberately going out to make yourself, and therefore

by proxy all creationists, look like a collection of lazy, incompetent, lobotomized gibbons.

I can only think of two possibilities here, Carl.

Either you're really an undercover atheist who's been working diligently for decades

to make the religious look like unhinged, mentally-castrated loons, or you're so firmly

in the grasp of a case of biblically-fueled Dunning-Kruger Syndrome that even the violent

insertion of a hard-back copy of the DSM-5 into your alimentary canal wouldn't snap

you out of it.

And as for any sane Christians watching this, don't think that Pastor Carl's stupidity

isn't rubbing itself at least partly onto you, because I can bet with near certainty

that there are plenty of stupid atheists out there, let alone adherents of other faiths,

who would be happy to paint you with exactly the same brush I've been using to "freshen

up" Mister Gallups.

And so, you'd be well advised to perhaps consider lifting a finger occasionally by

climbing into the pigsty and putting the good pastor and his ilk in their place instead

of leaving all the dirty work to me.

"Now, look at another artist's rendition.

Oh my gosh!

I mean, first of all, it's rather sexual.

Second of all, it's… horrific looking.

Thirdly, it is an artist's rendition.

this came out of somebody's mind… they didn't find anything like this.

They took the fragments and they constructed this artist's rendition to make us think,

er, that… and, and look how humanoid it looks, way more human than ape-like.

So, what are they trying to say?

It's not a human, yet they draw a humanoid… erm… rendition of it.

An X-rated humanoid rendition of it [smug chuckle]."

Man, you really drank the Kool-Aid here Carl, so let's take a closer look at what you

subsequently threw up.

Firstly, regardless of the rendition, I fail to see what your puritanical distaste for

hirsute wumba jumbas, nor your critique of the aesthetics of Homo floresiensis' appearance,

has to do with the misinformation you've positively steeped your video in.

Of course, if you really think that this constitutes X-rated material, then might I suggest you

withdraw immediately from the internet and start running like all buggery in the opposite

direction lest you shit your pants after clicking on that ad for bigbonersnboobies.com that

keeps popping up whenever you're on the Answers In Genesis website.

Secondly, obviously "they didn't find anything like this" you numbnut.

Do your really think that your audience is quite so paralytically stupid that you needed

to explain that?

No, wait… on second thought, perhaps you have a point there.

In any case, despite your facepalmingly inane self-contradiction that this reconstruction

was simply the product of "somebody's mind" which was simultaneously produced

with the aid of skeletal fragments, the fact is that this rendition didn't exactly spring

forth from the fertile imagination of an artist in the same way that a creationist's claim

materializes out of nothing and springs forth from their arsehole.

No, you see Carl, there's a whole field called forensic facial reconstruction that

specializes in rendering facial features from craniomandibular remains and that is used

with remarkable success to identify long-dead murder victims.

However, such reconstructions seldom consist of a sculptor taking a glance at skull and

then letting their imagination roam as freely as Kent Hovind's does when he's pondering

his tax return.

Instead, they consider any remaining soft tissue that might be attached to the skeleton

and utilize extensive empirical datasets of muscle sizes and thicknesses.

In fact, if you'd done any actual research for your piece whatsoever, you would have

found the website of the actual artist that produced the model in question and found that

she didn't just start slapping together some clay in the hope of coming up with something

that looked just a step or two more evolved than the average creationist.

Instead, she used – guess what?

– the exact same methods employed in forensic medicine.

Hopefully even you can understand what that sudden short, sharp ano-centric sensation

was Carl, but just in case you don't – it was me placing your claim that this image

simply "came out of somebody's mind" back from whence you'd fished it.

My third point addresses a possible objection you might have should you, by some miracle,

think of it Carl.

You see, it's obviously true that there were no soft tissue remains associated with

the Liang Bua remains to aid with reconstruction, and also that current datasets on facial musculature

are based on modern Homo sapiens since we have, by definition, no such data on other

hominins.

So should you want to go there, Carl, be aware that, contrary to what you may think, these

reconstructions are not in any way scientific evidence and that attacking them would be

as effective as calling a Muslim an atheist because he doesn't eat kosher or talk to

a ceiling every Sunday.

That's because the sole intent of these kinds of models is to sate the very human

instinct of curiosity that drives us to want to know what these creatures might have looked

like.

It is the very same curiosity that first led our ancestors out of the forests and onto

the savannahs, that led to the discovery of fire and the invention of agriculture, that

led Copernicus to propose that the Earth orbits the Sun, that led Darwin to put forward the

Origin of the Species and that led Einstein to turn physics on its head.

It is also the very same curiosity that creationists mercilessly stifle in themselves and their

children for fear that it might one day lead them, kicking and screaming, to the edge of

reality and beyond.

Thus, the actual accuracy of such reconstructions bears no relation to the veracity of the scientific

data and biological interpretations that underpin them, and while it's hoped that the care

taken in their production has resulted in at least an approximate likeness, only most

monumentally ignorant of boobs would place any more significance on them than being the

mere curios that they are.

Finally, let's finish with your incredulity that the reconstruction is a humanoid form.

The question here, of course Carl, is what the fuck, exactly, you thought it should look

like?

A fucking pineapple?

Of course, I'm joking because you did qualify yourself for a change by indicating that you

expected it to be more ape-like.

Why you thought this remains somewhat of a mystery, not least because it's quite clear

from all the literature that the scientists working on these discoveries consider it to

be a hominin and not a hominid.

I'm joking again, of course, because your ignorance isn't a mystery at all, as it's

equally clear you did nothing more to research this subject than to give Wikipedia the most

perfunctory of perusals while steadfastly maintaining your ignorance in all other respects.

However, what truly does remain a mystery is why, despite this self-imposed perpetual

ignorance of yours you weren't clued-in by the genus name they gave it: Homo.

Are you really that dumb Carl, or are the rusty cogs of that dilapidated jalopy of a

brain of yours only jolted into action by a twat across the head with a copy of the

King James?

So, to answer your question, Carl, what they're trying to say, or more accurately what they

did say but you were far, far too dense to pick up on, is that Homo floresiensis is more

closely related to us than we are to the great apes, you irredeemable cretin.

OK, we're almost done, but you'll be glad to know I've definitely saved the best for

last.

I must say that you really are full of surprises, Carl, because every time you make me think

you've achieved sublime perfection – that you've crested the zenith of the infinite

possibilities of human stupidity – you find a way out-do yourself.

In this case the epic moment came when you reached up for the stars and shattered the

fucktard ceiling by saying this: "But, by the way, the guy that invented

the word 'Hobbit' is now, um, considering some legal action against them for stealing

his word from his books and, er, movies."

His name, Carl, was John Ronald Reuel Tolkien and he's be dead since nineteen-seventy-fucking-three.

Thus, if he really is considering legal action it's a bigger miracle than William Lane

Craig coming out of a debate looking like a legitimate academic philosopher rather than

an intellectually bankrupt assclown.

On top of that, it wasn't even the Tolkien estate that was threatening suit, but rather

the company to which it had sold the rights to his work, and on top of that they weren't

suing the scientists in question but rather a low-budget movie studio for their use of

the word in the title of their exploitative release, "Age of the Hobbits."

In a different incident a scientist, who was stupid enough to ask for it, was denied permission

to use the word in a talk he was giving on Homo floresiensis by the same organization,

but this neither involved a law suit nor the scientists associated with the discovery or

its documentation.

I asked it earlier, but now I feel the need to ask it again.

What the fuck is wrong with you, Carl?

You were wrong on every conceivable point here despite all of this information being

in the Wikipedia article you claimed you were reading.

It's very difficult to imagine a scenario here where you were deliberately lying because

of the immensity of the down-side of how it makes you look.

So what on Earth could have moved you to expectorate this particularly laughable collection of

miserably erroneous and muddled words and syllables?

Are you really this stupid?

Really?!

Or have you just been telling lies for so long that you've convinced yourself that

everything that comes out must be de facto true, and so have long since given up on checking

any of your cranial flatulence for congruence with reality before you release its rancid

noxiousness into public?

Whatever the answer, Carl, I would ask any of your subscribers who are watching this,

no matter what their stance on any of the other points I've had issue with in your

video, to at least pause for a moment and ask themselves this question: if you could

be so wrong and so ignorant on something so straightforward and simple, then could you,

just perhaps, also be wrong on the turd mountain of anti-science propaganda you've been peddling

to them over the years?

And again, for any sane Christians out there, I'd suggest you ask yourselves how you think

this unmitigated, feckless oaf reflects on your beliefs, and whether this might warrant

you doing something more than just standing by and letting him smear his filthy excrement

over your religion and your God while he's doing the same to modern science.

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Oh, hello Carl.

I didn't notice you down there – I'd thought you'd gone off to stretch your legs.

Hmm?

What's that?

They're still feeling a little wobbly, are they?

Well, I can't say I'm too surprised, but I suppose that's for the best since it means

we can finish off this extended lesson by ripping off the Elastoplast right in one go

so you can get back to your own channel to let Pisspants and your other cronies lick

your wounds for you.

With that said, though, I need to pause for a moment to correct a mistake of mine because,

very much unlike you Carl, accuracy is important to me.

You see, in the previous two videos of this series of arse-oriented educational episodes,

I mistakenly referred to the title of your videographic catastrophe as "Best Critique

of Evolution You Will Ever Hear."

This came to pass because some time ago I'd started a script to address that particular

digital clusterfuck but never got around to finishing it.

So, when the extant abomination was first brought to my attention I chose to use parts

of that earlier introduction for this one, and in doing so was careless enough to forget

to update the title of your little artistic endeavor.

This error escaped my notice until now, and while it makes absolutely no difference to

any of the arguments I've inserted thus far, I wanted to correct it here for the record.

Now, with that out of the way, Carl, let's get back to putting you out of your misery.

As you know, I noticed that during the course of your video you squeezed out an occasional

Joycean nugget that was unrelated to your two main cadaveric theses, and I promised

my viewers that I wouldn't let the comedic opportunity of sharing them pass.

Thus, while you've been recovering, I've taken the time to gather them up in one place,

and so while you're bracing yourself for the next lesson, I'll play the first clip.

"The problem was… is that these skeletons were only three-and-a-half feet tall, and

they were very human-like… in many respects, and they also had characteristics of chimpanzees

and apes in other respects."

Now that you've had a chance to hear yourself, Carl, did you spot what you did there?

But wait… don't answer that because I don't want to have to bend over to pick

up the coprolite, and instead let me do it for you.

Aside from implying that chimpanzees aren't apes, which, against my better judgement I'll

attribute to a slip of the tongue rather than a product of your boundless ignorance, you

plainly admit that the Flores specimens displayed both ape-like and human-like morphological

traits.

Needless to say, I was somewhat taken aback by this because there's a special phrase

that scientists use to describe a specimen that displays a mosaic of primitive and derived

characters, Carl – and you may have heard of it – it's called a transitional form.

You know?

Exactly the kind of form you and your fellow Yahweh-loving, science-denying, thought-allergic,

fact-phobic, reality-averse bumpkins will deny at the drop of a choirboy's skivvies

even when it's inserted forcibly into your most posterior of circular orifices.

The kinds of forms whose existence Charles Darwin presciently predicted in his theory

of biological evolution which, funnily enough, also provides a beautifully elegant explanation

of their existence while invoking only observable and verifiable physical phenomena within a

perfectly cogent and internally consistent conceptual framework, and without even once

needing to resort to invoking the trans-dimensional prestidigitation of a mysteriously elusive

cosmic pixie.

So, what's your explanation for the existence of this mix of traits you've admitted to,

Carl?

Did the pixie undergo an existential crisis one day, unable to decide whether its true

image was that of a chippendale or a chimpanzee?

Or does Homo floresiensis represent one of its countless failed attempts to produce an

intelligent creationist?

Or is it a result of him reaching for that trusty mud puddle and mistakenly scooping

up an elephant turd?

You see?

I could go on indefinitely like a creationist, pulling ad hoc explanations out of my arse,

without even breaking a sweat.

It's so easy for you odious reptiles, isn't it Carl?

Actually, when I say 'you', I don't really mean you, because I realize that your

hobbled perspicacity presents an insurmountable barrier that prevents you from dreaming up

your own such rationalizations.

Thus, your other option would be to fall back onto one of two putrescent old creationist

stalwarts.

The first is the denial of the blindingly obvious, where half of you vacuous simpletons

declare that any given form is clearly an example of an ancestral species while the

other half announce the very same fossil is clearly a descendant, and all of you demonstrate

how you have not the slightest inking of a fucking clue.

The second would be to admit to the nature of the specimen as you did here, but then

claim that all its discovery has done is create two new missing links that now need to be

discovered to satisfy your eternally insatiable demands.

Thus, when someone like this glabrous nematode opined, back in Holy Hallucinations 9, that

for a whale evolutionary series to be convincing "to be honest with you, you'd need twenty",

one can almost guarantee that.

once the twentieth such fossil is finally inserted, the two-faced little fucknugget

will clench his cheeks, turn around, and declare that that's not good enough and now he needs

twenty-two.

It's this latter reprehensible and pitiful excuse for argumentation that I suspect would

be your favored choice of dishonesty should you actually be confronted with your own stupidity,

Carl, because elsewhere in your video, you also said this:

"And so, back in 2003, they declared it to be some kind of great evolutionary find

– perhaps the missing link, and, er… you know… just another missing link."

Honestly, Carl, don't you ever pause for just a moment to divert your words past even

the vague vicinity of your consciousness before you puke them out onto the internet?

Because while the stream-of-consciousness thing might work well for some, it tends to

be quite a little less than effective when you have the sentience of a potato.

So not only have you now acknowledged that Homo floresiensis is a transitional form,

but also that other hominid/hominin transitions have also been discovered – all in a video

in which you doggedly maintain your infantile assertion than Mankind is only 6000 years

old and evolved in an instant from a fistful of Wonder Clay and an undercooked McRib under

the guidance of mystical pan-cosmic entity which is somehow both incorporeal and a dead

ringer for Charlton Heston.

This, I posit, places you into the "new links required" school of fucktardism by

default, even though you're apparently too ignorant to realize that LB1 almost certainly

doesn't represent a direct ancestor of our species but rather a cousin to that direct

lineage, which nevertheless provides significant insights into the actual forms our ancestors

took during the course of our evolution.

This all leaves us with the question of why you saw fit to make these admissions in your

video, Carl?

Was it because you don't really believe your anti-evolutionary rhetoric but continue

spouting it because you give not one single shit about values such as honesty, decency,

honor, truth or progress if they run counter to the nauseatingly repugnant and backward

agenda you're pushing like a crack dealer in a kindergarten?

Or was it a Freudian slip, Carl – a desperate, stifled cry for help from your subconscious

as it flails around frantically trying to extricate itself and escape from the steaming

mire of ignorance, deceit and delusion that you've buried it in.

Or was it because you're just too stupid to even contemplate the implications of the

words you emit from your ignorant yap like the torrential spray from a fire hydrant that's

been accidentally plumbed into a sewer line and then run over by a tank?

Who knows what's going on in that kaleidoscopic virtual reality inside your cranium?

It could be any one of these possibilities, or all of them, or even one or more that couldn't

even be conceived by someone not suffering from your special kind of dementia.

But whatever it is, might I suggest that you would do well to pin it down and get it under

control, because otherwise it'll continue to lead you to pwn yourself in your own videos

much harder and far more hilariously than I ever could.

"And there's an artist's rendition [smug chuckle].

I mean, boy, that's pretty detailed, coming from some bone fragments and… and a partial

skull."

So, Smugly, just "some bone fragments and a partial skull," is it?

Well, when it comes to the skull, the images of it that were in the article you used in

your dismal crap-fest of a video seem to suggest that a more accurate description would be

"almost fucking complete!"

To be fair, the authors of the original Nature paper that described the discovery actually

used the phrase "fairly complete cranium and mandible," but then they were writing

for arguably the world's most prestigious science journal and not addressing a desiccated

creationist dingleberry, and so they presumably didn't feel need to resort to the linguistic

liberties that I need to take when making my videos, because they're not in the business

of heaping fully deserved scorn and ridicule on delusional, unprincipled, deceitful piss-pots.

So, did that image skip your notice as you scrolled through the Sun article salivating

like a deranged loon at the prospect of finding something new to lie about, Carl?

Or did the drool make its way through your keyboard and short out the Pentium Pro in

your laptop before you got to it?

Then again, perhaps Ken's biblical glasses prevented you from perceiving it because they

did an exceptionally fine job of blocking out the reality glare?

Of course, another possibility is that you saw the fucker perfectly clearly but still

referred to it as "partial" because it suited your nefarious and despicable agenda

and because you're a filthy, lying puddle of impotent jizz.

As for the remaining "bone fragments", it's strange that you neglected to mention

that these included a pair essentially intact legs, one intact and one partial arm, a partial

pelvis and a partial hand, which en face would seem to provide just a little more detail

than you're insinuating here, eh Carl?

It's also strange that while you referred the plural "skeletons" in the first clip

you never bothered to mention that these consisted of partial remains of thirteen other individuals,

albeit none anywhere as complete has LB1.

Furthermore, just a year after the description of LB1 and in a second Nature paper reporting

more of the remains the authors wrote that they could "…now reconstruct the body

proportions of H. floresiensis with some certainty."

And do you know where you can find a citation of that paper, Carl?

Why in the very same Wikipedia page you were slavering over in half of your video, and

who's references you seemed to be so intent on harping on about but not actually reading.

I mean, what the fuck is wrong with you Carl?

Even your factually vacuous, intellectually desolate dogma can be defended more competently

than the way you do it.

You don't research your subject in any depth whatsoever to at least try and make your bullshit

just a little less exhaustive.

You don't provide any references in any of your videos to any of the material you're

projectile defecating despite the alleged import you claim to place on source citation.

You don't check your videos for errors prior to flushing them onto the web, and you don't

even make a pretense of acting in a manner that's even passingly concordant with the

teachings of the founder of the religion you claim that you follow.

It's almost as if you're deliberately going out to make yourself, and therefore

by proxy all creationists, look like a collection of lazy, incompetent, lobotomized gibbons.

I can only think of two possibilities here, Carl.

Either you're really an undercover atheist who's been working diligently for decades

to make the religious look like unhinged, mentally-castrated loons, or you're so firmly

in the grasp of a case of biblically-fueled Dunning-Kruger Syndrome that even the violent

insertion of a hard-back copy of the DSM-5 into your alimentary canal wouldn't snap

you out of it.

And as for any sane Christians watching this, don't think that Pastor Carl's stupidity

isn't rubbing itself at least partly onto you, because I can bet with near certainty

that there are plenty of stupid atheists out there, let alone adherents of other faiths,

who would be happy to paint you with exactly the same brush I've been using to "freshen

up" Mister Gallups.

And so, you'd be well advised to perhaps consider lifting a finger occasionally by

climbing into the pigsty and putting the good pastor and his ilk in their place instead

of leaving all the dirty work to me.

"Now, look at another artist's rendition.

Oh my gosh!

I mean, first of all, it's rather sexual.

Second of all, it's… horrific looking.

Thirdly, it is an artist's rendition.

this came out of somebody's mind… they didn't find anything like this.

They took the fragments and they constructed this artist's rendition to make us think,

er, that… and, and look how humanoid it looks, way more human than ape-like.

So, what are they trying to say?

It's not a human, yet they draw a humanoid… erm… rendition of it.

An X-rated humanoid rendition of it [smug chuckle]."

Man, you really drank the Kool-Aid here Carl, so let's take a closer look at what you

subsequently threw up.

Firstly, regardless of the rendition, I fail to see what your puritanical distaste for

hirsute wumba jumbas, nor your critique of the aesthetics of Homo floresiensis' appearance,

has to do with the misinformation you've positively steeped your video in.

Of course, if you really think that this constitutes X-rated material, then might I suggest you

withdraw immediately from the internet and start running like all buggery in the opposite

direction lest you shit your pants after clicking on that ad for bigbonersnboobies.com that

keeps popping up whenever you're on the Answers In Genesis website.

Secondly, obviously "they didn't find anything like this" you numbnut.

Do your really think that your audience is quite so paralytically stupid that you needed

to explain that?

No, wait… on second thought, perhaps you have a point there.

In any case, despite your facepalmingly inane self-contradiction that this reconstruction

was simply the product of "somebody's mind" which was simultaneously produced

with the aid of skeletal fragments, the fact is that this rendition didn't exactly spring

forth from the fertile imagination of an artist in the same way that a creationist's claim

materializes out of nothing and springs forth from their arsehole.

No, you see Carl, there's a whole field called forensic facial reconstruction that

specializes in rendering facial features from craniomandibular remains and that is used

with remarkable success to identify long-dead murder victims.

However, such reconstructions seldom consist of a sculptor taking a glance at skull and

then letting their imagination roam as freely as Kent Hovind's does when he's pondering

his tax return.

Instead, they consider any remaining soft tissue that might be attached to the skeleton

and utilize extensive empirical datasets of muscle sizes and thicknesses.

In fact, if you'd done any actual research for your piece whatsoever, you would have

found the website of the actual artist that produced the model in question and found that

she didn't just start slapping together some clay in the hope of coming up with something

that looked just a step or two more evolved than the average creationist.

Instead, she used – guess what?

– the exact same methods employed in forensic medicine.

Hopefully even you can understand what that sudden short, sharp ano-centric sensation

was Carl, but just in case you don't – it was me placing your claim that this image

simply "came out of somebody's mind" back from whence you'd fished it.

My third point addresses a possible objection you might have should you, by some miracle,

think of it Carl.

You see, it's obviously true that there were no soft tissue remains associated with

the Liang Bua remains to aid with reconstruction, and also that current datasets on facial musculature

are based on modern Homo sapiens since we have, by definition, no such data on other

hominins.

So should you want to go there, Carl, be aware that, contrary to what you may think, these

reconstructions are not in any way scientific evidence and that attacking them would be

as effective as calling a Muslim an atheist because he doesn't eat kosher or talk to

a ceiling every Sunday.

That's because the sole intent of these kinds of models is to sate the very human

instinct of curiosity that drives us to want to know what these creatures might have looked

like.

It is the very same curiosity that first led our ancestors out of the forests and onto

the savannahs, that led to the discovery of fire and the invention of agriculture, that

led Copernicus to propose that the Earth orbits the Sun, that led Darwin to put forward the

Origin of the Species and that led Einstein to turn physics on its head.

It is also the very same curiosity that creationists mercilessly stifle in themselves and their

children for fear that it might one day lead them, kicking and screaming, to the edge of

reality and beyond.

Thus, the actual accuracy of such reconstructions bears no relation to the veracity of the scientific

data and biological interpretations that underpin them, and while it's hoped that the care

taken in their production has resulted in at least an approximate likeness, only most

monumentally ignorant of boobs would place any more significance on them than being the

mere curios that they are.

Finally, let's finish with your incredulity that the reconstruction is a humanoid form.

The question here, of course Carl, is what the fuck, exactly, you thought it should look

like?

A fucking pineapple?

Of course, I'm joking because you did qualify yourself for a change by indicating that you

expected it to be more ape-like.

Why you thought this remains somewhat of a mystery, not least because it's quite clear

from all the literature that the scientists working on these discoveries consider it to

be a hominin and not a hominid.

I'm joking again, of course, because your ignorance isn't a mystery at all, as it's

equally clear you did nothing more to research this subject than to give Wikipedia the most

perfunctory of perusals while steadfastly maintaining your ignorance in all other respects.

However, what truly does remain a mystery is why, despite this self-imposed perpetual

ignorance of yours you weren't clued-in by the genus name they gave it: Homo.

Are you really that dumb Carl, or are the rusty cogs of that dilapidated jalopy of a

brain of yours only jolted into action by a twat across the head with a copy of the

King James?

So, to answer your question, Carl, what they're trying to say, or more accurately what they

did say but you were far, far too dense to pick up on, is that Homo floresiensis is more

closely related to us than we are to the great apes, you irredeemable cretin.

OK, we're almost done, but you'll be glad to know I've definitely saved the best for

last.

I must say that you really are full of surprises, Carl, because every time you make me think

you've achieved sublime perfection – that you've crested the zenith of the infinite

possibilities of human stupidity – you find a way out-do yourself.

In this case the epic moment came when you reached up for the stars and shattered the

fucktard ceiling by saying this: "But, by the way, the guy that invented

the word 'Hobbit' is now, um, considering some legal action against them for stealing

his word from his books and, er, movies."

His name, Carl, was John Ronald Reuel Tolkien and he's be dead since nineteen-seventy-fucking-three.

Thus, if he really is considering legal action it's a bigger miracle than William Lane

Craig coming out of a debate looking like a legitimate academic philosopher rather than

an intellectually bankrupt assclown.

On top of that, it wasn't even the Tolkien estate that was threatening suit, but rather

the company to which it had sold the rights to his work, and on top of that they weren't

suing the scientists in question but rather a low-budget movie studio for their use of

the word in the title of their exploitative release, "Age of the Hobbits."

In a different incident a scientist, who was stupid enough to ask for it, was denied permission

to use the word in a talk he was giving on Homo floresiensis by the same organization,

but this neither involved a law suit nor the scientists associated with the discovery or

its documentation.

I asked it earlier, but now I feel the need to ask it again.

What the fuck is wrong with you, Carl?

You were wrong on every conceivable point here despite all of this information being

in the Wikipedia article you claimed you were reading.

It's very difficult to imagine a scenario here where you were deliberately lying because

of the immensity of the down-side of how it makes you look.

So what on Earth could have moved you to expectorate this particularly laughable collection of

miserably erroneous and muddled words and syllables?

Are you really this stupid?

Really?!

Or have you just been telling lies for so long that you've convinced yourself that

everything that comes out must be de facto true, and so have long since given up on checking

any of your cranial flatulence for congruence with reality before you release its rancid

noxiousness into public?

Whatever the answer, Carl, I would ask any of your subscribers who are watching this,

no matter what their stance on any of the other points I've had issue with in your

video, to at least pause for a moment and ask themselves this question: if you could

be so wrong and so ignorant on something so straightforward and simple, then could you,

just perhaps, also be wrong on the turd mountain of anti-science propaganda you've been peddling

to them over the years?

And again, for any sane Christians out there, I'd suggest you ask yourselves how you think

this unmitigated, feckless oaf reflects on your beliefs, and whether this might warrant

you doing something more than just standing by and letting him smear his filthy excrement

over your religion and your God while he's doing the same to modern science.

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