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How amazing is @ stage English Dandy MIKA ! Artist drives the Public mad like no one else !

Tall Singer not only sings, But speaks with Public in RUSSIAN !

"Или Макс будет петь вечно" = Max will be singing for Eternity !

This is my 1st Festival in Russia. I was so nervous before my Performance.

I got on Stage & we started to Dance together ! It was Wonderful !

@ Interview MIKA admited that He didn't know any Russian Artist.

We proposed to this English Singer Listening to some Russian Music hit.

"Иван Дорн Стыцамен" = Ivan Dorn Stytsamen

It's cool. Why I didn't know about him ?

Very Happy song similar to London's band music.

English Singer MIKA liked Clothers @ Festival. Maybe he doesn't know this Festival.

People see this Festival as "Hipster's Party"

I walked around & I see many Interesting Clothers. Yes, maybe this Festival is a "Hipster's Party".

I'm not Hipster, I'm a Freak. But all best Hipsters are Freaks.

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Holy Hallucinations 44: Homo vs Homo Part 3 - Duration: 25:14.

Oh, hello Carl.

I didn't notice you down there – I'd thought you'd gone off to stretch your legs.

Hmm?

What's that?

They're still feeling a little wobbly, are they?

Well, I can't say I'm too surprised, but I suppose that's for the best since it means

we can finish off this extended lesson by ripping off the Elastoplast right in one go

so you can get back to your own channel to let Pisspants and your other cronies lick

your wounds for you.

With that said, though, I need to pause for a moment to correct a mistake of mine because,

very much unlike you Carl, accuracy is important to me.

You see, in the previous two videos of this series of arse-oriented educational episodes,

I mistakenly referred to the title of your videographic catastrophe as "Best Critique

of Evolution You Will Ever Hear."

This came to pass because some time ago I'd started a script to address that particular

digital clusterfuck but never got around to finishing it.

So, when the extant abomination was first brought to my attention I chose to use parts

of that earlier introduction for this one, and in doing so was careless enough to forget

to update the title of your little artistic endeavor.

This error escaped my notice until now, and while it makes absolutely no difference to

any of the arguments I've inserted thus far, I wanted to correct it here for the record.

Now, with that out of the way, Carl, let's get back to putting you out of your misery.

As you know, I noticed that during the course of your video you squeezed out an occasional

Joycean nugget that was unrelated to your two main cadaveric theses, and I promised

my viewers that I wouldn't let the comedic opportunity of sharing them pass.

Thus, while you've been recovering, I've taken the time to gather them up in one place,

and so while you're bracing yourself for the next lesson, I'll play the first clip.

"The problem was… is that these skeletons were only three-and-a-half feet tall, and

they were very human-like… in many respects, and they also had characteristics of chimpanzees

and apes in other respects."

Now that you've had a chance to hear yourself, Carl, did you spot what you did there?

But wait… don't answer that because I don't want to have to bend over to pick

up the coprolite, and instead let me do it for you.

Aside from implying that chimpanzees aren't apes, which, against my better judgement I'll

attribute to a slip of the tongue rather than a product of your boundless ignorance, you

plainly admit that the Flores specimens displayed both ape-like and human-like morphological

traits.

Needless to say, I was somewhat taken aback by this because there's a special phrase

that scientists use to describe a specimen that displays a mosaic of primitive and derived

characters, Carl – and you may have heard of it – it's called a transitional form.

You know?

Exactly the kind of form you and your fellow Yahweh-loving, science-denying, thought-allergic,

fact-phobic, reality-averse bumpkins will deny at the drop of a choirboy's skivvies

even when it's inserted forcibly into your most posterior of circular orifices.

The kinds of forms whose existence Charles Darwin presciently predicted in his theory

of biological evolution which, funnily enough, also provides a beautifully elegant explanation

of their existence while invoking only observable and verifiable physical phenomena within a

perfectly cogent and internally consistent conceptual framework, and without even once

needing to resort to invoking the trans-dimensional prestidigitation of a mysteriously elusive

cosmic pixie.

So, what's your explanation for the existence of this mix of traits you've admitted to,

Carl?

Did the pixie undergo an existential crisis one day, unable to decide whether its true

image was that of a chippendale or a chimpanzee?

Or does Homo floresiensis represent one of its countless failed attempts to produce an

intelligent creationist?

Or is it a result of him reaching for that trusty mud puddle and mistakenly scooping

up an elephant turd?

You see?

I could go on indefinitely like a creationist, pulling ad hoc explanations out of my arse,

without even breaking a sweat.

It's so easy for you odious reptiles, isn't it Carl?

Actually, when I say 'you', I don't really mean you, because I realize that your

hobbled perspicacity presents an insurmountable barrier that prevents you from dreaming up

your own such rationalizations.

Thus, your other option would be to fall back onto one of two putrescent old creationist

stalwarts.

The first is the denial of the blindingly obvious, where half of you vacuous simpletons

declare that any given form is clearly an example of an ancestral species while the

other half announce the very same fossil is clearly a descendant, and all of you demonstrate

how you have not the slightest inking of a fucking clue.

The second would be to admit to the nature of the specimen as you did here, but then

claim that all its discovery has done is create two new missing links that now need to be

discovered to satisfy your eternally insatiable demands.

Thus, when someone like this glabrous nematode opined, back in Holy Hallucinations 9, that

for a whale evolutionary series to be convincing "to be honest with you, you'd need twenty",

one can almost guarantee that.

once the twentieth such fossil is finally inserted, the two-faced little fucknugget

will clench his cheeks, turn around, and declare that that's not good enough and now he needs

twenty-two.

It's this latter reprehensible and pitiful excuse for argumentation that I suspect would

be your favored choice of dishonesty should you actually be confronted with your own stupidity,

Carl, because elsewhere in your video, you also said this:

"And so, back in 2003, they declared it to be some kind of great evolutionary find

– perhaps the missing link, and, er… you know… just another missing link."

Honestly, Carl, don't you ever pause for just a moment to divert your words past even

the vague vicinity of your consciousness before you puke them out onto the internet?

Because while the stream-of-consciousness thing might work well for some, it tends to

be quite a little less than effective when you have the sentience of a potato.

So not only have you now acknowledged that Homo floresiensis is a transitional form,

but also that other hominid/hominin transitions have also been discovered – all in a video

in which you doggedly maintain your infantile assertion than Mankind is only 6000 years

old and evolved in an instant from a fistful of Wonder Clay and an undercooked McRib under

the guidance of mystical pan-cosmic entity which is somehow both incorporeal and a dead

ringer for Charlton Heston.

This, I posit, places you into the "new links required" school of fucktardism by

default, even though you're apparently too ignorant to realize that LB1 almost certainly

doesn't represent a direct ancestor of our species but rather a cousin to that direct

lineage, which nevertheless provides significant insights into the actual forms our ancestors

took during the course of our evolution.

This all leaves us with the question of why you saw fit to make these admissions in your

video, Carl?

Was it because you don't really believe your anti-evolutionary rhetoric but continue

spouting it because you give not one single shit about values such as honesty, decency,

honor, truth or progress if they run counter to the nauseatingly repugnant and backward

agenda you're pushing like a crack dealer in a kindergarten?

Or was it a Freudian slip, Carl – a desperate, stifled cry for help from your subconscious

as it flails around frantically trying to extricate itself and escape from the steaming

mire of ignorance, deceit and delusion that you've buried it in.

Or was it because you're just too stupid to even contemplate the implications of the

words you emit from your ignorant yap like the torrential spray from a fire hydrant that's

been accidentally plumbed into a sewer line and then run over by a tank?

Who knows what's going on in that kaleidoscopic virtual reality inside your cranium?

It could be any one of these possibilities, or all of them, or even one or more that couldn't

even be conceived by someone not suffering from your special kind of dementia.

But whatever it is, might I suggest that you would do well to pin it down and get it under

control, because otherwise it'll continue to lead you to pwn yourself in your own videos

much harder and far more hilariously than I ever could.

"And there's an artist's rendition [smug chuckle].

I mean, boy, that's pretty detailed, coming from some bone fragments and… and a partial

skull."

So, Smugly, just "some bone fragments and a partial skull," is it?

Well, when it comes to the skull, the images of it that were in the article you used in

your dismal crap-fest of a video seem to suggest that a more accurate description would be

"almost fucking complete!"

To be fair, the authors of the original Nature paper that described the discovery actually

used the phrase "fairly complete cranium and mandible," but then they were writing

for arguably the world's most prestigious science journal and not addressing a desiccated

creationist dingleberry, and so they presumably didn't feel need to resort to the linguistic

liberties that I need to take when making my videos, because they're not in the business

of heaping fully deserved scorn and ridicule on delusional, unprincipled, deceitful piss-pots.

So, did that image skip your notice as you scrolled through the Sun article salivating

like a deranged loon at the prospect of finding something new to lie about, Carl?

Or did the drool make its way through your keyboard and short out the Pentium Pro in

your laptop before you got to it?

Then again, perhaps Ken's biblical glasses prevented you from perceiving it because they

did an exceptionally fine job of blocking out the reality glare?

Of course, another possibility is that you saw the fucker perfectly clearly but still

referred to it as "partial" because it suited your nefarious and despicable agenda

and because you're a filthy, lying puddle of impotent jizz.

As for the remaining "bone fragments", it's strange that you neglected to mention

that these included a pair essentially intact legs, one intact and one partial arm, a partial

pelvis and a partial hand, which en face would seem to provide just a little more detail

than you're insinuating here, eh Carl?

It's also strange that while you referred the plural "skeletons" in the first clip

you never bothered to mention that these consisted of partial remains of thirteen other individuals,

albeit none anywhere as complete has LB1.

Furthermore, just a year after the description of LB1 and in a second Nature paper reporting

more of the remains the authors wrote that they could "…now reconstruct the body

proportions of H. floresiensis with some certainty."

And do you know where you can find a citation of that paper, Carl?

Why in the very same Wikipedia page you were slavering over in half of your video, and

who's references you seemed to be so intent on harping on about but not actually reading.

I mean, what the fuck is wrong with you Carl?

Even your factually vacuous, intellectually desolate dogma can be defended more competently

than the way you do it.

You don't research your subject in any depth whatsoever to at least try and make your bullshit

just a little less exhaustive.

You don't provide any references in any of your videos to any of the material you're

projectile defecating despite the alleged import you claim to place on source citation.

You don't check your videos for errors prior to flushing them onto the web, and you don't

even make a pretense of acting in a manner that's even passingly concordant with the

teachings of the founder of the religion you claim that you follow.

It's almost as if you're deliberately going out to make yourself, and therefore

by proxy all creationists, look like a collection of lazy, incompetent, lobotomized gibbons.

I can only think of two possibilities here, Carl.

Either you're really an undercover atheist who's been working diligently for decades

to make the religious look like unhinged, mentally-castrated loons, or you're so firmly

in the grasp of a case of biblically-fueled Dunning-Kruger Syndrome that even the violent

insertion of a hard-back copy of the DSM-5 into your alimentary canal wouldn't snap

you out of it.

And as for any sane Christians watching this, don't think that Pastor Carl's stupidity

isn't rubbing itself at least partly onto you, because I can bet with near certainty

that there are plenty of stupid atheists out there, let alone adherents of other faiths,

who would be happy to paint you with exactly the same brush I've been using to "freshen

up" Mister Gallups.

And so, you'd be well advised to perhaps consider lifting a finger occasionally by

climbing into the pigsty and putting the good pastor and his ilk in their place instead

of leaving all the dirty work to me.

"Now, look at another artist's rendition.

Oh my gosh!

I mean, first of all, it's rather sexual.

Second of all, it's… horrific looking.

Thirdly, it is an artist's rendition.

this came out of somebody's mind… they didn't find anything like this.

They took the fragments and they constructed this artist's rendition to make us think,

er, that… and, and look how humanoid it looks, way more human than ape-like.

So, what are they trying to say?

It's not a human, yet they draw a humanoid… erm… rendition of it.

An X-rated humanoid rendition of it [smug chuckle]."

Man, you really drank the Kool-Aid here Carl, so let's take a closer look at what you

subsequently threw up.

Firstly, regardless of the rendition, I fail to see what your puritanical distaste for

hirsute wumba jumbas, nor your critique of the aesthetics of Homo floresiensis' appearance,

has to do with the misinformation you've positively steeped your video in.

Of course, if you really think that this constitutes X-rated material, then might I suggest you

withdraw immediately from the internet and start running like all buggery in the opposite

direction lest you shit your pants after clicking on that ad for bigbonersnboobies.com that

keeps popping up whenever you're on the Answers In Genesis website.

Secondly, obviously "they didn't find anything like this" you numbnut.

Do your really think that your audience is quite so paralytically stupid that you needed

to explain that?

No, wait… on second thought, perhaps you have a point there.

In any case, despite your facepalmingly inane self-contradiction that this reconstruction

was simply the product of "somebody's mind" which was simultaneously produced

with the aid of skeletal fragments, the fact is that this rendition didn't exactly spring

forth from the fertile imagination of an artist in the same way that a creationist's claim

materializes out of nothing and springs forth from their arsehole.

No, you see Carl, there's a whole field called forensic facial reconstruction that

specializes in rendering facial features from craniomandibular remains and that is used

with remarkable success to identify long-dead murder victims.

However, such reconstructions seldom consist of a sculptor taking a glance at skull and

then letting their imagination roam as freely as Kent Hovind's does when he's pondering

his tax return.

Instead, they consider any remaining soft tissue that might be attached to the skeleton

and utilize extensive empirical datasets of muscle sizes and thicknesses.

In fact, if you'd done any actual research for your piece whatsoever, you would have

found the website of the actual artist that produced the model in question and found that

she didn't just start slapping together some clay in the hope of coming up with something

that looked just a step or two more evolved than the average creationist.

Instead, she used – guess what?

– the exact same methods employed in forensic medicine.

Hopefully even you can understand what that sudden short, sharp ano-centric sensation

was Carl, but just in case you don't – it was me placing your claim that this image

simply "came out of somebody's mind" back from whence you'd fished it.

My third point addresses a possible objection you might have should you, by some miracle,

think of it Carl.

You see, it's obviously true that there were no soft tissue remains associated with

the Liang Bua remains to aid with reconstruction, and also that current datasets on facial musculature

are based on modern Homo sapiens since we have, by definition, no such data on other

hominins.

So should you want to go there, Carl, be aware that, contrary to what you may think, these

reconstructions are not in any way scientific evidence and that attacking them would be

as effective as calling a Muslim an atheist because he doesn't eat kosher or talk to

a ceiling every Sunday.

That's because the sole intent of these kinds of models is to sate the very human

instinct of curiosity that drives us to want to know what these creatures might have looked

like.

It is the very same curiosity that first led our ancestors out of the forests and onto

the savannahs, that led to the discovery of fire and the invention of agriculture, that

led Copernicus to propose that the Earth orbits the Sun, that led Darwin to put forward the

Origin of the Species and that led Einstein to turn physics on its head.

It is also the very same curiosity that creationists mercilessly stifle in themselves and their

children for fear that it might one day lead them, kicking and screaming, to the edge of

reality and beyond.

Thus, the actual accuracy of such reconstructions bears no relation to the veracity of the scientific

data and biological interpretations that underpin them, and while it's hoped that the care

taken in their production has resulted in at least an approximate likeness, only most

monumentally ignorant of boobs would place any more significance on them than being the

mere curios that they are.

Finally, let's finish with your incredulity that the reconstruction is a humanoid form.

The question here, of course Carl, is what the fuck, exactly, you thought it should look

like?

A fucking pineapple?

Of course, I'm joking because you did qualify yourself for a change by indicating that you

expected it to be more ape-like.

Why you thought this remains somewhat of a mystery, not least because it's quite clear

from all the literature that the scientists working on these discoveries consider it to

be a hominin and not a hominid.

I'm joking again, of course, because your ignorance isn't a mystery at all, as it's

equally clear you did nothing more to research this subject than to give Wikipedia the most

perfunctory of perusals while steadfastly maintaining your ignorance in all other respects.

However, what truly does remain a mystery is why, despite this self-imposed perpetual

ignorance of yours you weren't clued-in by the genus name they gave it: Homo.

Are you really that dumb Carl, or are the rusty cogs of that dilapidated jalopy of a

brain of yours only jolted into action by a twat across the head with a copy of the

King James?

So, to answer your question, Carl, what they're trying to say, or more accurately what they

did say but you were far, far too dense to pick up on, is that Homo floresiensis is more

closely related to us than we are to the great apes, you irredeemable cretin.

OK, we're almost done, but you'll be glad to know I've definitely saved the best for

last.

I must say that you really are full of surprises, Carl, because every time you make me think

you've achieved sublime perfection – that you've crested the zenith of the infinite

possibilities of human stupidity – you find a way out-do yourself.

In this case the epic moment came when you reached up for the stars and shattered the

fucktard ceiling by saying this: "But, by the way, the guy that invented

the word 'Hobbit' is now, um, considering some legal action against them for stealing

his word from his books and, er, movies."

His name, Carl, was John Ronald Reuel Tolkien and he's be dead since nineteen-seventy-fucking-three.

Thus, if he really is considering legal action it's a bigger miracle than William Lane

Craig coming out of a debate looking like a legitimate academic philosopher rather than

an intellectually bankrupt assclown.

On top of that, it wasn't even the Tolkien estate that was threatening suit, but rather

the company to which it had sold the rights to his work, and on top of that they weren't

suing the scientists in question but rather a low-budget movie studio for their use of

the word in the title of their exploitative release, "Age of the Hobbits."

In a different incident a scientist, who was stupid enough to ask for it, was denied permission

to use the word in a talk he was giving on Homo floresiensis by the same organization,

but this neither involved a law suit nor the scientists associated with the discovery or

its documentation.

I asked it earlier, but now I feel the need to ask it again.

What the fuck is wrong with you, Carl?

You were wrong on every conceivable point here despite all of this information being

in the Wikipedia article you claimed you were reading.

It's very difficult to imagine a scenario here where you were deliberately lying because

of the immensity of the down-side of how it makes you look.

So what on Earth could have moved you to expectorate this particularly laughable collection of

miserably erroneous and muddled words and syllables?

Are you really this stupid?

Really?!

Or have you just been telling lies for so long that you've convinced yourself that

everything that comes out must be de facto true, and so have long since given up on checking

any of your cranial flatulence for congruence with reality before you release its rancid

noxiousness into public?

Whatever the answer, Carl, I would ask any of your subscribers who are watching this,

no matter what their stance on any of the other points I've had issue with in your

video, to at least pause for a moment and ask themselves this question: if you could

be so wrong and so ignorant on something so straightforward and simple, then could you,

just perhaps, also be wrong on the turd mountain of anti-science propaganda you've been peddling

to them over the years?

And again, for any sane Christians out there, I'd suggest you ask yourselves how you think

this unmitigated, feckless oaf reflects on your beliefs, and whether this might warrant

you doing something more than just standing by and letting him smear his filthy excrement

over your religion and your God while he's doing the same to modern science.

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Rajka Hayden: Welcome to the Dress Up Mom.

Hello.

Thank you so much for watching, everybody.

Today, I'm so excited, because I have one of my favorite people here on the channel

with me.

This is my beautiful and wonderful niece, Katie.

Katie Hayden.

Katie is from Ohio, but she is spending the summer here in California, living and working

here.

Doug and I are thrilled we get to play with Katie all weekend long.

Katie actually is interested in starting her own YouTube channel, which is near and dear

to my heart.

She's asking me for my advice, which I can't wait.

Hopefully, by the time that we edit this video, Katie will have a channel, and I'll be able

to post right here on the screen what her channel is, but we'll put it in the comments

below as well.

The first thing on our agenda today is to get Katie's hair cut and colored.

That's where we're going to head out in a few minutes.

First, again, thank you for watching.

If you're a regular viewer and subscriber, I love you.

It means so much to me.

If you haven't subscribed, please do.

It's the button right there.

It's free.

It'll mean a lot to me, and we're also on all the social media outlets.

Instagram, Twitter, Facebook.

All the places @Thedressupmom, #Thedressupmom.

Katie, let's talk about your hair.

First off, I have to say, this is why she's also near and dear to my heart.

Look at this cute top that she has on.

She bought it at a resale place.

The back is lovely.

It opens up with these scallops.

So, love it.

She's a resale shopper, too.

Plato's Closet.

$4 or something like that.

You just can't beat resale.

Had to put that plug in.

What are you hoping to do with your hair?

Katie Hayden: I have this layer right here that, it kind

of is just a chunk.

I would really like it if we could figure something out with that.

I was thinking cutting it to that length and then thinning it out a little bit.

Then, I would love to go a little blonder.

Rajka Hayden: Yes.

I think we're going to go a lot blonder, right?

Katie Hayden: I hope so.

Rajka Hayden: Katie has some pictures that she's going to

show.

We're going back to Christina.

If you've watched some of our videos, our favorite person.

Again, since I don't color my hair, this is great.

We're going to get to show how to color hair and talk about that and see the communication

between the two.

We're heading off to Christina's.

Hi.

Back with Christina.

Wonderful Christina, and she's going to be working on Katie's hair.

I'm not going to say anymore.

We'll let them talk and have their consult and see what we're going to do.

Then, try to film along the way and show you the after shots as well.

Christina: Okay.

So happy you were able to come in today, Katie.

We're going to do a consultation right now, and that's a really important part of not

only haircut, but also we're going to do color on Katie today as well as a haircut.

We want to talk about all the different things that's going on with her hair.

What her ideal goal is, if that's achievable, what really is realistic, what's going on

in her hair right now.

Anything that's bothering her, things she likes, things she doesn't like.

Those are all really important, and I know she mentioned a while ago that the last time

she got her hair cut, there really wasn't a consultation involved.

So, make sure before anyone starts working on your hair, cut, color, anything, that you

are confident in what's happening and you're both on the same page.

Otherwise, hightail it out of there.

With Katie, she's wanting to go a little lighter, little blonder.

She does a lot of times set a messy bun, which I know is very popular right now and just

feeling that two-tone dark and somebody put a chunk of blonde on her hair.

It's kind of a bummer, so you want to see a little bit of that lightness throughout

the rest of the hair as well.

We're going to take about two inches off.

Take that off the bottom.

We want to go a little shorter, a little sassier for summer.

What I'm going to also do is just balayage through.

Balayage, I'm sure as you guys know, is a painting technique.

It really is painting the bleach on the hair.

We don't use foils.

We don't use any of that.

Sometimes, we use it just to keep the hair separate, but other than that, we'll just

be bringing some of the blonde up through this area.

We'll be bringing it around the hairline as well in the front.

She wants to some around her face.

Again, a nice thing about this technique is that you can grow it out nicely.

You don't have anything that's right at your root where you have a highlight that's

grown out and you get that dark streak down there.

It's going to be nice and natural, but definitely, I think we'll be able to get her a fair amount

lighter and brighter and something sassy for summer.

Rajka Hayden: How are you feeling about this?

Katie Hayden: It's really good.

I'm really excited.

Rajka Hayden: Is this different from the last time you did

this?

Katie Hayden: Of course, yeah.

Rajka Hayden: Okay.

Last time, I think you said the girl put foils and stuff as well.

Katie Hayden: She did.

Rajka Hayden: And you came out like a cheetah.

Katie Hayden: Yes.

She didn't saturate the hair enough, so there were spots where there wasn't any bleach,

and it looked like cheetah spots on my hair.

Rajka Hayden: I'm excited.

This is going to turn out great.

Christina: Right now, we're in the middle of the application.

We are putting the balayage placement highlights on here.

There's all sorts of different techniques you can go with.

We want to definitely focus around the face, like we talked about in the consultation.

As you can see, these pieces are getting lighter and lighter at the ends.

You're going to have that Ombre effect that's darker at the root and lighter at the end.

Like she said, she wants to have some more lightness up towards the root just because

she doesn't want to have that two-tone effect all the time is she does put it up in a ponytail

or a messy bun.

Okay.

Now, we are at the process where we just get to hang out for a little bit.

All of the bleach and all of the lightener is on her hair.

We've done ribbon patterns so it gradually melts down into the ends of her hair.

Because she has some other colors going on in the hair, we're not lightening the entire

head.

I'm actually probably going to put a toner on and glaze at the end.

It just marries all the colors together and makes sure there's nothing harsh.

Everything's very soft and natural, but still there.

All right.

We have gotten to the point where we have lifted enough of the highlights, the color.

I'm going to go ahead and rinse it out and I'm going to put a toner in.

I'm going to be using Redkin Shades EQ 9B.

The toner 9B and processing solution.

No clear in there.

I'm just going to watch it.

I'm going to leave it on and watch it and see how it goes with the hair that's been

toned, and we'll go from there.

Kind of decided at the bowl what I wanted to do.

What it does is just soften her natural a level-ish.

Just takes away any of the ashy-ness, any of the natural mousy brown tone that natural

hair has.

Katie Hayden: It feels so soft.

My hair's never felt like this before.

I have a problem with my ends being really dry, too, and I don't know.

Whatever you did is amazing.

Rajka Hayden: Are you happy with it?

Katie Hayden: I'm so happy.

It feels so good.

It feels healthy.

Christina: It's really important to me, as a stylist,

to keep the hairs integrity while we're doing this.

I never want to do a project.

You never want to use something on you that's going to fry your hair.

It's like, it'll be okay in a couple of weeks.

Don't do that.

Or if they say, go home and wash it a couple times, don't do that either.

You want to leave happy.

All right.

Now, we have rinsed.

We've toned on several different things, and she's going to do a couple different looks.

Katie likes to wear her hair straight sometimes, but she also likes to give it a little bit

of wave.

So, we're going to that next, but here you can see, we've texturized.

We cut about two and a half inches off, and then texturized through it.

She had, like we talked about in the very beginning, that chunk that was hanging out

there.

We got rid of that completely, and gave it a nice soft, smooth texture.

Rajka Hayden: All right.

I think we're all finished.

Katie, are you happy?

Katie Hayden: I'm so happy.

It looks amazing.

Rajka Hayden: It does look amazing.

Christina, I've been watching you all day.

It's like you're an artist.

This is literally like a beautiful work of art.

It honestly is.

The painting and all of it.

You always look stunning, but you look even more stunning.

Christina: Thank you.

Rajka Hayden: Both of you, thank you so much for doing this.

I learned a ton.

This was all brand-new to me.

I hope you all did, too.

Thank you so much for watching, and until next time, dress it up a little.

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Dr. Samantha Amaro: The keys to a healthy smile that lasts a lifetime are first and

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you need to do that.

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And your hygienist will recommend if you need to come more frequently or not.

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Did That Really Just Happen? : Robin Vlog : Lacie and Robin - Duration: 5:13.

Nobody f*cking wants your self . . . flatulation? No, I'm sure that's the

wrong . . . flagellate . . .this is why I don't use this term. I want to talk to you guys

today about something that I recently had to deal with, uh, which is . . . ultimately

wasn't a big deal but it was a challenge for me and I wanted to share it with you

guys. Lacie was out of town for like ten days taking care of her mom after heart

surgery and about halfway through the trip there was a little bit of a mishap.

Lacie had recorded a video on this SD card in the camera. I loaded it onto the

laptop. I saw it was there on the laptop. It was there. Okay? Now, I had the thought,

"Maybe I should back this up onto the hard drive." But, I thought, "You know what, Robin?

You are so f*cking paranoid. That is unnecessary. You've done that a million

times before. Never has a piece of footage disappeared off your computer. You

don't have to worry about it." I was like, "You know what? I'm gonna be that person.

I'm gonna step up into that person that just knows that it's gonna be fine."

So then, go back to the laptop after I erased the SD card and the laptop is

frozen in iMovie. And, the only way to come out of iMovie is to force quit. And

when I clicked the force quit, it did ask me, "Are you sure you want to do that?

Because all unsaved blah blah blah will be lost." And I was like, "That's okay. It's

there. I don't need to worry." So, I force quit. So, when I went to reopen iMovie, the

video was gone. I don't know if you guys have ever erased anything but all the

blood just drains out of your body and you're just in a state of disbelief.

You're in suspended animation like, "Did that really just happen?" You're kind of

hoping, like, "Maybe I can just stay in this altered state and never come back

to the reality that I just erased something that can never be brought back?"

Now, I really didn't know how much Lacie liked this video. I don't know how she

felt about the video. All I knew was that this was her footage that she had shot

that was now gone. And, I wasn't even able to talk to her

'cuz when she was staying with her mom, she had no no phone service at all. So, I

would either have to call her on her mom's phone, possibly waking up her mom.

Or, just wait for her to call me. So, first I thought, "Well, let me see if there's any

way I can get this back." I found the software. You're supposed to be able to

do it. It looked like I could recover it. So, I starting to feel hopeful but then

when I tried it,, it didn't actually have anything in it. It was a bust. I couldn't

get it back. I just . . . I felt bad and I wanted to get to the root of, "Well what

exactly am I feeling?" And, it was guilt! I felt guilty. Even though I knew it was a

complete mistake. I still felt like I needed to feel

guilty about it in order to punish myself for my mistake even though I'd

been really in a good mood and really in a positive state of mind really, taking

good care of myself. This was like, "No I'm sorry. You now have to feel shitty now.

Cuz that happened." And I was like, "Okay, this should not be this big of a deal.

There has to be a way for me to not go into the depths of hell over this

fucking thing and I it can't be just because Lacie says it's okay. I have to

find a way to be okay with this whether or not Lacie is okay with this. So, I

said, "All right, let's get real here. This cannot be the hardest thing to f*cking

deal with. What the f*ck is going on, here?" I felt like, "Well, here I am. I'm really

wanting to put positivity into the world I'm really wanting to bring love into

the world." So, I thought to myself, "Well, how am i helping? You know ,what if my

compassion was needed? How am I gonna have compassion for people if I'm, like,

too busy curled up in a ball, beating myself up?" I mean nobody wants that.

Nobody f*cking wants your self . . . flatulation? No, I'm sure that's the wrong . . .

flagellate . . . this is why I don't use this term. Nobody wants your bullshit. So, I'm

like, "Look, I don't wanna be this person." I don't want to be a victim and I'm sure Lacie

does not, does not need me beating myself up over this shit so what if I

just didn't?" And, I got to a good place about it and I actually could see how me

not beating myself up for this was of more good to Lacie, to me, to the world, to

humankind. To everything. Just . . . I was just better. Like there was nothing good

coming out of my guilt. No one was benefiting from it. Nobody. So, Lacie

called, I told her what happened. She was totally fine with it. She was

like, "I don't even know if I like that video. It's totally fine. Don't even

worry about it. Don't stress about it." It was totally fine. But, it was already fine

because I made sure that it was okay with me. (Exhales.) Talk to me you guys. I want

to know, do you face these kinds of things? Do you . . . Are you hard on yourselves

when you make a mistake? Are you able to forgive yourselves? Do you deal

with a lot of guilt? Leave your comments below. I really love hearing

from you guys. It helps me so much. And, I think it helps everyone, you know, just to

hear that we're not alone. We're all struggling with things. We're all doing the

best we can and trying to get better. Give this video a thumbs up. Share it

with your friends. Please subscribe to the channel. I love you. We love you. We'll

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Holy Hallucinations 44: Homo vs Homo Part 3 - Duration: 25:14.

Oh, hello Carl.

I didn't notice you down there – I'd thought you'd gone off to stretch your legs.

Hmm?

What's that?

They're still feeling a little wobbly, are they?

Well, I can't say I'm too surprised, but I suppose that's for the best since it means

we can finish off this extended lesson by ripping off the Elastoplast right in one go

so you can get back to your own channel to let Pisspants and your other cronies lick

your wounds for you.

With that said, though, I need to pause for a moment to correct a mistake of mine because,

very much unlike you Carl, accuracy is important to me.

You see, in the previous two videos of this series of arse-oriented educational episodes,

I mistakenly referred to the title of your videographic catastrophe as "Best Critique

of Evolution You Will Ever Hear."

This came to pass because some time ago I'd started a script to address that particular

digital clusterfuck but never got around to finishing it.

So, when the extant abomination was first brought to my attention I chose to use parts

of that earlier introduction for this one, and in doing so was careless enough to forget

to update the title of your little artistic endeavor.

This error escaped my notice until now, and while it makes absolutely no difference to

any of the arguments I've inserted thus far, I wanted to correct it here for the record.

Now, with that out of the way, Carl, let's get back to putting you out of your misery.

As you know, I noticed that during the course of your video you squeezed out an occasional

Joycean nugget that was unrelated to your two main cadaveric theses, and I promised

my viewers that I wouldn't let the comedic opportunity of sharing them pass.

Thus, while you've been recovering, I've taken the time to gather them up in one place,

and so while you're bracing yourself for the next lesson, I'll play the first clip.

"The problem was… is that these skeletons were only three-and-a-half feet tall, and

they were very human-like… in many respects, and they also had characteristics of chimpanzees

and apes in other respects."

Now that you've had a chance to hear yourself, Carl, did you spot what you did there?

But wait… don't answer that because I don't want to have to bend over to pick

up the coprolite, and instead let me do it for you.

Aside from implying that chimpanzees aren't apes, which, against my better judgement I'll

attribute to a slip of the tongue rather than a product of your boundless ignorance, you

plainly admit that the Flores specimens displayed both ape-like and human-like morphological

traits.

Needless to say, I was somewhat taken aback by this because there's a special phrase

that scientists use to describe a specimen that displays a mosaic of primitive and derived

characters, Carl – and you may have heard of it – it's called a transitional form.

You know?

Exactly the kind of form you and your fellow Yahweh-loving, science-denying, thought-allergic,

fact-phobic, reality-averse bumpkins will deny at the drop of a choirboy's skivvies

even when it's inserted forcibly into your most posterior of circular orifices.

The kinds of forms whose existence Charles Darwin presciently predicted in his theory

of biological evolution which, funnily enough, also provides a beautifully elegant explanation

of their existence while invoking only observable and verifiable physical phenomena within a

perfectly cogent and internally consistent conceptual framework, and without even once

needing to resort to invoking the trans-dimensional prestidigitation of a mysteriously elusive

cosmic pixie.

So, what's your explanation for the existence of this mix of traits you've admitted to,

Carl?

Did the pixie undergo an existential crisis one day, unable to decide whether its true

image was that of a chippendale or a chimpanzee?

Or does Homo floresiensis represent one of its countless failed attempts to produce an

intelligent creationist?

Or is it a result of him reaching for that trusty mud puddle and mistakenly scooping

up an elephant turd?

You see?

I could go on indefinitely like a creationist, pulling ad hoc explanations out of my arse,

without even breaking a sweat.

It's so easy for you odious reptiles, isn't it Carl?

Actually, when I say 'you', I don't really mean you, because I realize that your

hobbled perspicacity presents an insurmountable barrier that prevents you from dreaming up

your own such rationalizations.

Thus, your other option would be to fall back onto one of two putrescent old creationist

stalwarts.

The first is the denial of the blindingly obvious, where half of you vacuous simpletons

declare that any given form is clearly an example of an ancestral species while the

other half announce the very same fossil is clearly a descendant, and all of you demonstrate

how you have not the slightest inking of a fucking clue.

The second would be to admit to the nature of the specimen as you did here, but then

claim that all its discovery has done is create two new missing links that now need to be

discovered to satisfy your eternally insatiable demands.

Thus, when someone like this glabrous nematode opined, back in Holy Hallucinations 9, that

for a whale evolutionary series to be convincing "to be honest with you, you'd need twenty",

one can almost guarantee that.

once the twentieth such fossil is finally inserted, the two-faced little fucknugget

will clench his cheeks, turn around, and declare that that's not good enough and now he needs

twenty-two.

It's this latter reprehensible and pitiful excuse for argumentation that I suspect would

be your favored choice of dishonesty should you actually be confronted with your own stupidity,

Carl, because elsewhere in your video, you also said this:

"And so, back in 2003, they declared it to be some kind of great evolutionary find

– perhaps the missing link, and, er… you know… just another missing link."

Honestly, Carl, don't you ever pause for just a moment to divert your words past even

the vague vicinity of your consciousness before you puke them out onto the internet?

Because while the stream-of-consciousness thing might work well for some, it tends to

be quite a little less than effective when you have the sentience of a potato.

So not only have you now acknowledged that Homo floresiensis is a transitional form,

but also that other hominid/hominin transitions have also been discovered – all in a video

in which you doggedly maintain your infantile assertion than Mankind is only 6000 years

old and evolved in an instant from a fistful of Wonder Clay and an undercooked McRib under

the guidance of mystical pan-cosmic entity which is somehow both incorporeal and a dead

ringer for Charlton Heston.

This, I posit, places you into the "new links required" school of fucktardism by

default, even though you're apparently too ignorant to realize that LB1 almost certainly

doesn't represent a direct ancestor of our species but rather a cousin to that direct

lineage, which nevertheless provides significant insights into the actual forms our ancestors

took during the course of our evolution.

This all leaves us with the question of why you saw fit to make these admissions in your

video, Carl?

Was it because you don't really believe your anti-evolutionary rhetoric but continue

spouting it because you give not one single shit about values such as honesty, decency,

honor, truth or progress if they run counter to the nauseatingly repugnant and backward

agenda you're pushing like a crack dealer in a kindergarten?

Or was it a Freudian slip, Carl – a desperate, stifled cry for help from your subconscious

as it flails around frantically trying to extricate itself and escape from the steaming

mire of ignorance, deceit and delusion that you've buried it in.

Or was it because you're just too stupid to even contemplate the implications of the

words you emit from your ignorant yap like the torrential spray from a fire hydrant that's

been accidentally plumbed into a sewer line and then run over by a tank?

Who knows what's going on in that kaleidoscopic virtual reality inside your cranium?

It could be any one of these possibilities, or all of them, or even one or more that couldn't

even be conceived by someone not suffering from your special kind of dementia.

But whatever it is, might I suggest that you would do well to pin it down and get it under

control, because otherwise it'll continue to lead you to pwn yourself in your own videos

much harder and far more hilariously than I ever could.

"And there's an artist's rendition [smug chuckle].

I mean, boy, that's pretty detailed, coming from some bone fragments and… and a partial

skull."

So, Smugly, just "some bone fragments and a partial skull," is it?

Well, when it comes to the skull, the images of it that were in the article you used in

your dismal crap-fest of a video seem to suggest that a more accurate description would be

"almost fucking complete!"

To be fair, the authors of the original Nature paper that described the discovery actually

used the phrase "fairly complete cranium and mandible," but then they were writing

for arguably the world's most prestigious science journal and not addressing a desiccated

creationist dingleberry, and so they presumably didn't feel need to resort to the linguistic

liberties that I need to take when making my videos, because they're not in the business

of heaping fully deserved scorn and ridicule on delusional, unprincipled, deceitful piss-pots.

So, did that image skip your notice as you scrolled through the Sun article salivating

like a deranged loon at the prospect of finding something new to lie about, Carl?

Or did the drool make its way through your keyboard and short out the Pentium Pro in

your laptop before you got to it?

Then again, perhaps Ken's biblical glasses prevented you from perceiving it because they

did an exceptionally fine job of blocking out the reality glare?

Of course, another possibility is that you saw the fucker perfectly clearly but still

referred to it as "partial" because it suited your nefarious and despicable agenda

and because you're a filthy, lying puddle of impotent jizz.

As for the remaining "bone fragments", it's strange that you neglected to mention

that these included a pair essentially intact legs, one intact and one partial arm, a partial

pelvis and a partial hand, which en face would seem to provide just a little more detail

than you're insinuating here, eh Carl?

It's also strange that while you referred the plural "skeletons" in the first clip

you never bothered to mention that these consisted of partial remains of thirteen other individuals,

albeit none anywhere as complete has LB1.

Furthermore, just a year after the description of LB1 and in a second Nature paper reporting

more of the remains the authors wrote that they could "…now reconstruct the body

proportions of H. floresiensis with some certainty."

And do you know where you can find a citation of that paper, Carl?

Why in the very same Wikipedia page you were slavering over in half of your video, and

who's references you seemed to be so intent on harping on about but not actually reading.

I mean, what the fuck is wrong with you Carl?

Even your factually vacuous, intellectually desolate dogma can be defended more competently

than the way you do it.

You don't research your subject in any depth whatsoever to at least try and make your bullshit

just a little less exhaustive.

You don't provide any references in any of your videos to any of the material you're

projectile defecating despite the alleged import you claim to place on source citation.

You don't check your videos for errors prior to flushing them onto the web, and you don't

even make a pretense of acting in a manner that's even passingly concordant with the

teachings of the founder of the religion you claim that you follow.

It's almost as if you're deliberately going out to make yourself, and therefore

by proxy all creationists, look like a collection of lazy, incompetent, lobotomized gibbons.

I can only think of two possibilities here, Carl.

Either you're really an undercover atheist who's been working diligently for decades

to make the religious look like unhinged, mentally-castrated loons, or you're so firmly

in the grasp of a case of biblically-fueled Dunning-Kruger Syndrome that even the violent

insertion of a hard-back copy of the DSM-5 into your alimentary canal wouldn't snap

you out of it.

And as for any sane Christians watching this, don't think that Pastor Carl's stupidity

isn't rubbing itself at least partly onto you, because I can bet with near certainty

that there are plenty of stupid atheists out there, let alone adherents of other faiths,

who would be happy to paint you with exactly the same brush I've been using to "freshen

up" Mister Gallups.

And so, you'd be well advised to perhaps consider lifting a finger occasionally by

climbing into the pigsty and putting the good pastor and his ilk in their place instead

of leaving all the dirty work to me.

"Now, look at another artist's rendition.

Oh my gosh!

I mean, first of all, it's rather sexual.

Second of all, it's… horrific looking.

Thirdly, it is an artist's rendition.

this came out of somebody's mind… they didn't find anything like this.

They took the fragments and they constructed this artist's rendition to make us think,

er, that… and, and look how humanoid it looks, way more human than ape-like.

So, what are they trying to say?

It's not a human, yet they draw a humanoid… erm… rendition of it.

An X-rated humanoid rendition of it [smug chuckle]."

Man, you really drank the Kool-Aid here Carl, so let's take a closer look at what you

subsequently threw up.

Firstly, regardless of the rendition, I fail to see what your puritanical distaste for

hirsute wumba jumbas, nor your critique of the aesthetics of Homo floresiensis' appearance,

has to do with the misinformation you've positively steeped your video in.

Of course, if you really think that this constitutes X-rated material, then might I suggest you

withdraw immediately from the internet and start running like all buggery in the opposite

direction lest you shit your pants after clicking on that ad for bigbonersnboobies.com that

keeps popping up whenever you're on the Answers In Genesis website.

Secondly, obviously "they didn't find anything like this" you numbnut.

Do your really think that your audience is quite so paralytically stupid that you needed

to explain that?

No, wait… on second thought, perhaps you have a point there.

In any case, despite your facepalmingly inane self-contradiction that this reconstruction

was simply the product of "somebody's mind" which was simultaneously produced

with the aid of skeletal fragments, the fact is that this rendition didn't exactly spring

forth from the fertile imagination of an artist in the same way that a creationist's claim

materializes out of nothing and springs forth from their arsehole.

No, you see Carl, there's a whole field called forensic facial reconstruction that

specializes in rendering facial features from craniomandibular remains and that is used

with remarkable success to identify long-dead murder victims.

However, such reconstructions seldom consist of a sculptor taking a glance at skull and

then letting their imagination roam as freely as Kent Hovind's does when he's pondering

his tax return.

Instead, they consider any remaining soft tissue that might be attached to the skeleton

and utilize extensive empirical datasets of muscle sizes and thicknesses.

In fact, if you'd done any actual research for your piece whatsoever, you would have

found the website of the actual artist that produced the model in question and found that

she didn't just start slapping together some clay in the hope of coming up with something

that looked just a step or two more evolved than the average creationist.

Instead, she used – guess what?

– the exact same methods employed in forensic medicine.

Hopefully even you can understand what that sudden short, sharp ano-centric sensation

was Carl, but just in case you don't – it was me placing your claim that this image

simply "came out of somebody's mind" back from whence you'd fished it.

My third point addresses a possible objection you might have should you, by some miracle,

think of it Carl.

You see, it's obviously true that there were no soft tissue remains associated with

the Liang Bua remains to aid with reconstruction, and also that current datasets on facial musculature

are based on modern Homo sapiens since we have, by definition, no such data on other

hominins.

So should you want to go there, Carl, be aware that, contrary to what you may think, these

reconstructions are not in any way scientific evidence and that attacking them would be

as effective as calling a Muslim an atheist because he doesn't eat kosher or talk to

a ceiling every Sunday.

That's because the sole intent of these kinds of models is to sate the very human

instinct of curiosity that drives us to want to know what these creatures might have looked

like.

It is the very same curiosity that first led our ancestors out of the forests and onto

the savannahs, that led to the discovery of fire and the invention of agriculture, that

led Copernicus to propose that the Earth orbits the Sun, that led Darwin to put forward the

Origin of the Species and that led Einstein to turn physics on its head.

It is also the very same curiosity that creationists mercilessly stifle in themselves and their

children for fear that it might one day lead them, kicking and screaming, to the edge of

reality and beyond.

Thus, the actual accuracy of such reconstructions bears no relation to the veracity of the scientific

data and biological interpretations that underpin them, and while it's hoped that the care

taken in their production has resulted in at least an approximate likeness, only most

monumentally ignorant of boobs would place any more significance on them than being the

mere curios that they are.

Finally, let's finish with your incredulity that the reconstruction is a humanoid form.

The question here, of course Carl, is what the fuck, exactly, you thought it should look

like?

A fucking pineapple?

Of course, I'm joking because you did qualify yourself for a change by indicating that you

expected it to be more ape-like.

Why you thought this remains somewhat of a mystery, not least because it's quite clear

from all the literature that the scientists working on these discoveries consider it to

be a hominin and not a hominid.

I'm joking again, of course, because your ignorance isn't a mystery at all, as it's

equally clear you did nothing more to research this subject than to give Wikipedia the most

perfunctory of perusals while steadfastly maintaining your ignorance in all other respects.

However, what truly does remain a mystery is why, despite this self-imposed perpetual

ignorance of yours you weren't clued-in by the genus name they gave it: Homo.

Are you really that dumb Carl, or are the rusty cogs of that dilapidated jalopy of a

brain of yours only jolted into action by a twat across the head with a copy of the

King James?

So, to answer your question, Carl, what they're trying to say, or more accurately what they

did say but you were far, far too dense to pick up on, is that Homo floresiensis is more

closely related to us than we are to the great apes, you irredeemable cretin.

OK, we're almost done, but you'll be glad to know I've definitely saved the best for

last.

I must say that you really are full of surprises, Carl, because every time you make me think

you've achieved sublime perfection – that you've crested the zenith of the infinite

possibilities of human stupidity – you find a way out-do yourself.

In this case the epic moment came when you reached up for the stars and shattered the

fucktard ceiling by saying this: "But, by the way, the guy that invented

the word 'Hobbit' is now, um, considering some legal action against them for stealing

his word from his books and, er, movies."

His name, Carl, was John Ronald Reuel Tolkien and he's be dead since nineteen-seventy-fucking-three.

Thus, if he really is considering legal action it's a bigger miracle than William Lane

Craig coming out of a debate looking like a legitimate academic philosopher rather than

an intellectually bankrupt assclown.

On top of that, it wasn't even the Tolkien estate that was threatening suit, but rather

the company to which it had sold the rights to his work, and on top of that they weren't

suing the scientists in question but rather a low-budget movie studio for their use of

the word in the title of their exploitative release, "Age of the Hobbits."

In a different incident a scientist, who was stupid enough to ask for it, was denied permission

to use the word in a talk he was giving on Homo floresiensis by the same organization,

but this neither involved a law suit nor the scientists associated with the discovery or

its documentation.

I asked it earlier, but now I feel the need to ask it again.

What the fuck is wrong with you, Carl?

You were wrong on every conceivable point here despite all of this information being

in the Wikipedia article you claimed you were reading.

It's very difficult to imagine a scenario here where you were deliberately lying because

of the immensity of the down-side of how it makes you look.

So what on Earth could have moved you to expectorate this particularly laughable collection of

miserably erroneous and muddled words and syllables?

Are you really this stupid?

Really?!

Or have you just been telling lies for so long that you've convinced yourself that

everything that comes out must be de facto true, and so have long since given up on checking

any of your cranial flatulence for congruence with reality before you release its rancid

noxiousness into public?

Whatever the answer, Carl, I would ask any of your subscribers who are watching this,

no matter what their stance on any of the other points I've had issue with in your

video, to at least pause for a moment and ask themselves this question: if you could

be so wrong and so ignorant on something so straightforward and simple, then could you,

just perhaps, also be wrong on the turd mountain of anti-science propaganda you've been peddling

to them over the years?

And again, for any sane Christians out there, I'd suggest you ask yourselves how you think

this unmitigated, feckless oaf reflects on your beliefs, and whether this might warrant

you doing something more than just standing by and letting him smear his filthy excrement

over your religion and your God while he's doing the same to modern science.

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ouch...

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Interview with Peter Elsea and Veronica Voss Elsea - Duration: 1:24:50.

Okay, I hope you have a nice long list of questions with short

answers. I hope so myself, so just for those who

may be watching us I am Jonathan Wilson. I am an ABD (PhD) student at the University

of Iowa, music composition major and also Associate Director of the Electronic Music

Studios, which is headed by Lawrence Fritts. I am here today on May 9th 2017

with Peter Elsea and Veronica Voss Elsea who I believe still live in the Santa Cruz

area in California, and it's a little past 1:10. The goal today is to get a

little bit more acquainted with Peter and Veronica and also learn a little bit

more about the ongoing developments that happened in the Electronic Music Studios...

I grew up in Sioux City and came to spend a year as an

undergraduate at Ames thinking I would be interested in physics, but my musical

instincts overwhelmed me there, so I transferred to you know U of I in

1966 as an undergraduate and took the standard band director curriculum with

the idea of one day I would be waving my hand in front of a bunch of eager

high school seniors. At that time there was a war going on, and I was threatened

enough with the draft that I joined the army, and I spent three years in the

army and then returned to finish -- I had one semester left of undergraduate,

just my student teaching. It was the only thing between me and the

undergraduate degree, which --

Do you remember where you did your student teaching?

At University High School,

Okay.

which is long gone, but I'm sure some

people will still remember it.

When I was an undergraduate in '66 through '69, a lot of my teachers were

involved in the electronic music program -- Robert Shallenberg, I took

theory with him -- and I wrote him a paper. I was interested in electronics because

of a high school crush I had, and I wrote him a paper on the design of a synthesizer,

which he gave me a B on, but he was you know intrigued enough by the fact

that I liked the idea and that I did enough research to find out about oscillator

circuits and whatnot, that he at least showed me the Studios. This

was the early studio. The Moog had just arrived, and he showed me around, so I got

to know the studio that was that year in the Quonset hut and the following year

in Eastlawn and got to watch some of the some of the graduate students.

Of course, I was an undergraduate. I wasn't allowed to touch anything,

but a few times I went in there with various people, a couple of times to

play for people -- I was a bassoonist -- and just sometimes just sort of snuck in and

had a chat with somebody like like Cleve Scott while they were taking a break and

they had to open the door, so I kind of got to know some of those folks, and that

encouraged my interest in electronics, so, when I was in the army,

I was assigned to a band in Hampton, Virginia called the Continental Army

Band, which is kind of a not-to-beat-the-army band but the other army band,

and that band...they had a -- every band in the Army had a

recording kit, the recording kit which consisted of: Ampex tape recorder A-440,

one each; Neumann microphones Neumann U-87, four each;

and an Ampex mixer, and I went to the army band, which was up in

Arlington, to learn how to use this gear. I had persuaded the folks that "Hey, I

know that stuff!" I fiddled around with it enough that I was persuaded the CO that

I would be the good guy to take over the recording activities for the band,

and so they sent me for a week to study with a recording engineer at the

first army -- the army band in Arlington, so I spent a week there

working with that guy who's giving seminars to a whole lot of people like

me who just come in from various units and learned the basics of just field

recording. Primarily, that's what the band was doing, not really studio, and what

you could do with for U-87's and one Ampex tape recorder, which is quite a

lot, it turns out, and he gave me a very good basic background in PA, as well as recording.

When I returned from the Army in the spring of 1972, I had to finish my

student teaching. I did that, and then I decided to continue on to get a graduate

degree because I didn't have much else going at that time, so I stayed

to do graduate work and got involved in the electronic music program at that

time as a as a graduate student.

And that's when I met Peter, and I was a student in the regular program for two

years and learned tons of things from Peter. Of course, he was a very

inspirational and methodical teacher. He saw to it that... Although he did not have

the kind of understanding that I do and many of us in electronic music do in

which we really know the waveforms, we really know impedances, and things like

that, Peter had an intuitive connection with the studio that was about as good

as a violinist has with her violin, and so with that he made some really

beautiful music, moments of beautiful music here and there amongst long

stretches of raw source material, of course, but he was good at editing and

taught all the editing skills and all those basic music concrete skills that

were the way it was done then.

Yeah he got on very well with it. One of his favorite things to do...his approach to

using the Moog was to start patching things. You'd think he was patching at

random. Basically, he'd patch a couple of cords, so he could get a basic sound and then

he'd start modifying that sound by moving the cords around and patching and

patching, and pretty soon he got to the point where you couldn't see the

instrument because of the patch cords. And at that point he would listen to it

for a while because it always involved the sequencers and things were cooking

along like crazy, and then he would start to look at it and listen to it for a

while, and then he'd stare at it, and then he'd begin to remove patch cords. His goal was

to remove it in such a way that the sound did not shut off till he removed

the last patch cord.

Hmm, interesting.

They're very carefully disassembling these patches,

which is a great way to learn what's going on in the patch.

In my last quarter we lost the technician that was a graduate student

research assistant job. The technician disappeared. I'm not exactly

sure what the circumstances were. I knew that Peter was very unpleased with his

work. I saw him one morning, and he was in a fret and he says,

"I've lost Paul, and now I've got to

figure out. I got to find myself somebody, and I'm just tired of working with these

engineering types who don't really understand music, and I've got to find

myself a music major who knows electronics," and I just mentioned, "Hey, Peter!

I'm a music major who knows electronics." I was, to be truthful, I was

pushing the envelope a little bit on the electronics 'cause, yes, I knew some

electronics, I played with electronics, I read an electronics textbook once, but that's

a long way from a double E degree, but I was willing to learn on the job, but I

did have the skills because of my army work of making cables. I could do a very

good soldering, but also working at West Music company as a flute technician

building and repairing musical instruments -- flutes, oboes, bassoons,

those were my specialties there -- and that gave me a lot of

machining skills and great skill with a soldering iron, and so I was able to repair

some of the standing issues in the Studio very quickly. And frankly most of

the issues that came come up in a studio of this sort are cables.

Of course.

The wires, they get tripped on, they get yanked, and they get broken, so, for

my first year, basically all I was doing was rewiring things

that other technicians had put in and been kind of slipshod on, and when I got

it done the Studio no longer hummed, and I had built the patch cord racks

that would hold the patch cords on a thing like a hat stand that were quite

comfortable rather than the -- they were hanging on the wall -- things you can buy

that really don't do the job very well for what we need. Did little things

like that that I could do because I was still working in the music repair shop.

Heck, I could go over there build a patch cord rack, and they wouldn't care.

One of the things that was going on at that time was the first wave of

do-it-yourself synthesizers. The synthesizer, as you well know, the

synthesizer was pioneered by Bob Moog, Don Buchla, and a few other people

as commercial products, and people were buying them, putting them in studios,

but the price of these machines was awesome. The Moog, even in 1972, a Moog price list listed an

oscillator at $600. You could buy a Volkswagen for $600, a brand new

Volkswagen.

Wow, that's that's quite a comparison when I think that

because thinking back to -- prior to the

inflation in the 1970s it's hard for me to really understand at times unless I

go to like an inflation calculator and put in that price. Those prices, it's harder to make those comparisons.

When you're comparing it with those days, just add a zero.

Well, a couple.

Well yeah, I guess nowadays pretty much that is true.

So there was because of this and because the electronics was building very fast --

I mean this was the NASA days, right? We're going to the moon, we're going to do

stuff, Van Allen was doing fantastic things over on Iowa Avenue, and --

there was a group of hobbyist electronics guys who maybe had done ham

radio before but were interested in synthesis, and there was a newsletter, and

this is back in the day when newsletters were actually printed on paper, and

somebody had a mimeograph machine, and they sent these mailed these things out

to people by putting stamps on them. And there was one run by a guy out

of New England. It was called Electronotes, and Electronotes was full of schematics,

tips, things how to build, and most importantly ads for people who were

selling kits to build your own modules that were one-tenth the price

of what the Moog system was, so I got it in my head very quickly that building a

synthesizer was something that I really needed to do. In fact, I decided at that

time that instead of going into the doctoral program, which frankly I

didn't find very interesting because I'm not a pencil and paper composer. I'm

only audio, and I'm certainly not a theoretician. I'm just -- tone rows, no,

not my thing, and I said, you know, I look at the amount of money that it would

cost to get a PhD versus the amount of money it would cost to build the

synthesizer. The synthesizer would be a better deal.

So you went with the synthesizer.

So yes, since I had an office there in the Music Building --

I was given an office, that was the technicians office -- which I noticed in

this plant you don't have, which I find disturbing.

Yeah, it's a little interesting how that works for us, yet

the other technician, Carlos Toro,

does have an office shared with other TA's in composition/theory, but

he's never used it. I mean, we've always found the Studios our own

kind of little office in itself.

Well, you need to have a workshop in

a room like this where you can have a horrible mess that you come back to

everyday and fix things and build things and that the general students

don't have access to. It's just a vital part of the program because you've

got to keep it going.

Yes, we do.

And it's a messy process. It's even a dangerous process sometimes.

Yes, I've noticed that myself.

Yeah, right. I once set fire -- you know, we used to have you know the Macintosh

amplifier, we used to have two of them? Okay, I set fire to one once.

Oh!

I was learning that stuff, a lot of that on the job, and spent a lot of time

just studying the electronics and tinkering and building on my own

synthesizer, and then I got something working, then I would go into the Studio.

My crowning achievement was a set of sequencers: 16 by 4 sequencers,

but the original design came from Tom Mintner, who had built one, and it

actually designed it and sent it off to Electrnotes and had it published there,

and it was a very simple design based on discrete logic chips. Well,

nothing based on discrete logic is really simple, but it was not as complex

as a computer. I think it was about as complex as say an adding machine. There's

probably 25 chips in it, a lot of wiring though, because of all those knobs and all

those switches and jacks, and I built myself a couple of those according to

Tom's plans, and then I built Tom a set. He wanted his own, and then I finally

got funding to build one for the Studio, so I built at least five of those -- oh, I

built a couple more because there was another student here named Michael

Babcock, who felt that he should have a synthesizer original, but

he did not have the skills to build it, and so he made a deal with me that if I

built him one, he would buy the parts for mine, so everything we ordered, we ordered

two of, and he paid for most of the parts and my synthesizer because he put it...

we've just got two. We got E-mu modules, submodules for a lot of the parts, which

were themselves fairly pricey but very very high quality, and so Michael helped

me finance that deal, and Peter was perfectly happy with me sitting there

building synthesizers in the lab because, hey, it was electronic music, right? He

didn't care that I was you know doing deals and getting things in there.

I wasn't making any profit. I was learning on the job.

Right, which I'm sure, you know, continued on.

It continued on.

I built many many projects for the lab. They were generally

small things although I built a a mixer, one of our first mixing console with

linear faders I built. I built a computer interface, our first computer interface

that actually worked. You make reference in one of your web

pages to Don Hall's computer interface, which was cool, but what it

really was was an oscilloscope output on a PDP-8 that they had over in the

physics building, so you had to pick up the ARP and take it over there and plug

it in, and so it wasn't so much that he built it -- I mean I guess he built it

because even oscilloscope outputs were a new thing in computers -- so it was

drawing, and it was using just the elementary graphics is what it was used for

most of the time, but he figured out a way to connect it up to a synthesizer

and control the synthesizer but in one channel. You could play a tune on it.

And what I did is I built a 16 channel board, 16 control voltage coming out of Ohio

Scientifics personal computer, which was sort of a clone of the Apple 2,

or imitation Apple 2, something like that. It was cheaper, so we were able to buy it.

We couldn't afford an Apple 2. The budget wouldn't go to an Apple 2, but we

could get the Ohio Scientific one. That's a few hundred dollars cheaper.

And I built a lot of little things like that, and of course the Studios themselves

required ongoing maintenance, so I learned how to repair everything, and if

you look inside the Moog, you will find modifications that I made.

Yeah, there's an oscillator that I recall that you did a little tweaking with.

Well, I didn't tweak it. I completely replaced it with an E-mu oscillator.

Peter wanted a pure sine wave, and one thing the Moogs do not do is pure sine wave.

Yes, we've noticed that because we did a an experiment recording -- it was last year,

actually. Joe Norman and I, we did some recording comparing a sine

wave, or cycle~ object, with what was supposed to be a sine wave from the Moog and

Oh, it's nothing like it.

Yeah, it's nothing like it.

All of the Moog waveforms have a big glitch in the middle because

of the switching time of the transistor he uses on his waveform, which converts

the sawtooth to a ramp, has to flip polarity in the middle to make it into a

triangle, and that is very slow, so there's always just a little glitch

right there, and that glitch is perceived, continues on into the sine wave, and you

can take that out, but it doesn't sound like a Moog anymore. Purity of sound

is not what makes the Moog sound like it does. In fact, it's impurity. There is a

lot of distortion in the amplifiers, particularly when they're changing gain,

and so when you change the gain, when you've got your envelope, the envelope generator

fires, the amplifier goes on, the gain changes, you are throwing in many many

many octaves of harmonic distortion on the attack. Bang!

So you're getting a very rich attack waveform. You're not getting that very

bland loop you get when you do that in Max. It's a very rich, really

marvelous sound that's very percussive, and they're full of stuff like that,

but Peter said, "Okay, somebody managed to blow up an oscillator," and we

couldn't repair it. We couldn't get Moog to repair it at the

time. In fact, that was right about the time

the board was on the rocks, so we couldn't get Moog, and he says, "Can you do

something about this? We have a dead module basically." Basically, we

were left with the panel but no working circuitry, so I took the circuit card out

and I preserved it. I put it somewhere. It should be in your files.

You should have a Moog 901 circuit card somewhere,

which is blown. There are various people who can repair that now.

'Cause now they have the knowledge and know how to do it.

Well, it's the parts are available, and it's not so much

quirky, not quirky anymore. It's pretty pretty mainstream stuff, but I put an E-mu

oscillator in that because E-mu had an oscillator that was so pure that

NASA was using them, and Peter wanted that, and he used it a lot because what

Peter wanted was modulation, but he wanted us a modulation to be very clean.

He wanted a pure sine wave as the modulator, so that he was predictably

generating really interesting and rich sounds from his other inputs on the

other side, and there was the Bode modulator, which was his favorite toy and

mine too. It's a very difficult thing to duplicate unless you actually do that

circuitry, but now you can get it as a stompbox,

Yes, yes.

so they should be

everywhere, and that was the kind of thing I was doing in the Studios, was

just tinkering here and there building stuff. I also built stuff for Lowell for his

laser system.

Right, you and interacted with him on a number of projects.

I did. I also took his courses. I was in his art and technology course. I was in his

recording course and his summer recording course. We brought in engineer

from -- well, I cannot remember the name. It's the fellow who founded Gotham Audio and

was a big recording engineer for Columbia. He came over from Germany

bringing a lot of interesting little toys with him, but he came in for summer

workshop and taught recording engineering at a very high level, and I

took that course three different summers because I got to sit in for free of course.

Other people were paying a lot of money to go to that course, but I got to

sit in for free. That was a good benefit.

My duties gradually expanded to include teaching. First off, there was the

famous semester when Peter went off to France and we brought in a

whole lot of famous folks. That was just a wonderful wonderful year

because I got to meet people like Marton Subotnick, but they were coming in

for two weeks at a time here and there, and we had to keep a curriculum going,

and the other course that Peter taught, and so I started teaching. I was their

teaching assistants, which meant I was teaching the courses when they weren't --

actually, when we were between visitors or they weren't here, I had to keep

the course on some kind of reasonable syllabus, so I got my feet wet

teaching there and then a few years later, around '77 or '78, I began teaching

Studio One, first as a TA, and then they actually hired me to be an adjunct to

teach Studio One and of course on band instrument repair. Now in the course of all

of that, as the TA, Peter came to me one day and says, "Well, I've got a student I

want you to tutor," and that was Veronica, who was a composition student and never

had been in an electronic music studio before and had needed to

take the course, but we needed to make adjustments for her.

I came from Southern California, did my undergraduate at Occidental College, and

I was primarily interested in composition, orchestral composition, and I

was a violist, so I was in Orchestra things like that, and came here to

graduate school, and I discovered that one of the requirements for composition

major was to take a course in the electronic music studio, so I signed up

and I waltzed upstairs and introduced myself to Peter Lewis and said, "Hi, just

letting you know I'm gonna be up here taking your course," and he went, "Blah! A blind girl, what do I do?" and

"I know. I'll pawn her off on the TA," and I met the TA and went, "Thank you very much,"

and so did my guide dog at the time. And so one of the first things that I did

with Peter is we put lines on the ARP 2600 so I could quickly find one module

from another, so we just had -- what did you make those out of?

Artist's tape, drafting tape.

Yeah, it was just tape.

I found on your website I found a picture, an old picture of the

ARP where those things were shown.

Yeah, I think that's from the 70s.

Yeah, 'cause I came

in 75, and so we we put the lines on the ARP 2600. We put some Braille labels on

the tape recorders, things that happened in class like splicing tape, so I would

then go in with Peter, and he would show me how to splice a tape and then a lot

of things -- you know you talked earlier about Peter Lewis's patching style -- most

classes with Peter Lewis were: well, to do this, you patch this into this and then

you patch this into that and that goes on over here and this goes into that, so I'd

sit there for an hour and listen to patch cords go in.

You really had to sit in the front row.

You did. You did.

Was it just, was he perhaps

soft-spoken and you couldn't hear him as well?

Well no, it was just all he was doing.

He was just saying, "Here to here."

"Here to here and this into that and this into that," and so all I did was listen

to the sound of patch cords go in, so I was like, well, this is exciting, and so,

so then Peter would -- we would kind of deconstruct them and try to figure out

what he was doing, and you know every once in a while -- one of my favorite

sessions in class this was really famous at the time that Peter Lewis was really

known for was the chair, and he had this piece based on a squeaky chair that was

in Studio One that got so much play, and everybody was trying to recreate it, and

nobody could do what Peter Lewis could do with that chair, and that is probably one of

my fondest memories of him is that stupid chair because it was beautiful

music. It was gorgeous. It's probably in those archives somewhere, but I'd highly

recommend it. So basically, Peter's job was to kind of help me with

various things and then I would go in and sign up for long sessions in the

Studio, and I was pretty good. I really didn't even have to run out and go bug

him and say, "Wait, what did you do?" Once I was in there, I was in there,

and I even had one piece that I did in one day when I went in the Studio at

8:00 in the morning and I discovered something was busted and everything was

like half voltage -- I mean it was weird -- and I decided the sounds were so good I

wasn't going to tell Peter it was busted until I finished my piece, so I stood up

a couple other dates and missed a picnic and stayed in there and worked and

finally because I knew he'd fix it as soon as I reported it, but spent a lot of

hours in there, and then by 1977 we actually had two

marriages in the Studio that summer because Tom Mintner, Lowell Cross's

assistant, married another graduate student, and one time I actually got a

bunch of people to come to one of our concerts by saying, "No, honest. We really

do music up there."

And because we have these two marriages into one summer, and, so mostly,

my part up there, I was more interested in making the music, and I actually did a

couple of, you know, learned how to do viola plus tape and really keep track of

what I was doing and find funny ways of writing scores for myself in Braille and

just doing them, performing along with my other work and a lot of my music, and so

eventually I think I got Peter Lewis past his initial trepidation, and we

had quite a good time together, and that's how by the time we got married I

wrote my Bridal music. I did that in the Studio, and we did the music after we

were married. We wrote that together on Peter's synthesizer, and so the big joke

when we did get married was that well I married a synthesizer. He married me for

my music typewriter, but he had the synthesizer and the tape recorders, and

so we were kind of able to continue, but I was really just very much

and I enjoyed that year with all of the the guests there and had fun and cost a

fair amount of trouble myself and you know kind of asked a lot of questions

about, well, how do you turn this from sounding like a construction site into

music, and so I was very much involved in trying to figure -- because I'm a stream

player -- and so despite my best efforts I often was doing my best to

make all these electronics behave like string instruments, and so kind of after

that I went on and I continued on as a violist and taught ear training. I was an ear

training TA here under Thostonsen, and so I kind of went on to do that and I

used my music typewriter to do lead sheet copying for some of the local rock

bands for a while, and when Peter got the job in

Santa Cruz, which we'll come back to in a minute, I continued on and worked as a

symphony musician for a long time, and then after an accident put the kibosh on

that I went back to playing with Peter's studio again for a while and kind of got

back into recording and electronics, and pretty soon I had my own studio and was

just doing my own music and trying to satisfy that musical need and the needs

of my string player self, and so I then created the Guide Dog Glee Club, which I

still play with and and am pretty much now just making music for my own...

I'll sell things for a while. I did music for other companies and other people and

just whatever interesting things that I can grab so I never, other than the ear

training, I never really taught much in California but went on to use the skills

that I had picked up both in recording and musicality, and then Peter

actually wrote all the software that I use in my studio now. We kind of design

things together, and then he does the programming and all the soldering and

all that stuff, so that's kind of where I ended up as a result of my time here, so

I got my Master's in '77, and I too thought I was going to go on a little bit

further, and then they -- I was going to go for the DMA --

kind of redesigned it so that it was a whole lot less composition and a whole

lot more theory, and I went, "No, I want the experience. I'm a composer." I didn't

want to sit around and write papers about music. I wanted to make music, and

so I did a lot of chamber music playing, and we we both played in a little fun

group called F.O.P. (Friends of Parsons), and so we'd go off and do concerts

in Warrensburg, Missouri and get toilet paper unrolled at us,

and that kind of stuff, and here we are almost forty years

later still married.

Peter did a good thing.

Basically, I was working in the my office, and Lowell came to me and says, "Gordon

Mumma's on the phone and wants to talk to you," and I had not met Gordon at that

time, and I was kind of surprised, and we talked on the phone a bit, and Gordon

asked me about my experiences doing electronics and other things, and then he

offered me a job as his technician and teacher. This is a technician/teacher

or teacher/technician, whichever you want, at UCSC where they

were just getting a program going. They'd had a cooperative

where students had just organized it on their own, and he had had a technician

there who was a volunteer and finally got a job went away, and he'd been

looking around for somebody, and he just being Gordon he envisioned what he

wanted and then started looking for it, and he realized very quickly that he and I

spoke the same language: that building instruments, building those

circuitry, designing compositions based on interesting circuitry -- all those

things resonated well together, so at the end of that phone call I was hired

at the University of California, so we packed up everything we owned into a U-Haul and went.

And still to this day you live there.

And I still live there.

I retired in 19 in 2013, not because I was tired of it but because my

hearing had gone south. My hearing was not damaged by being in electronic music --

I always make this clear. My hearing was damaged by my more ordinary career of

being a bassoonist and contrabassoonist. I sat in front of too many trombone

sections during too many performances of Shostakovich's 5th Symphony, and that has

made me deaf now, and so I had to retire from that job because students were

giving me pieces that I couldn't hear all the notes in.

Remember I originally came into school with the idea I'd be a band director, and the

music I wrote at that time was band music. I wrote some in the army. I wrote

some for various classes, and so I was very much in that particular vein, and then

of course at that time Iowa was not only a big thing in electronic music but very

big in symphonic band. It still is, I suppose, but we had people like Karel

Husa were coming to us to do their premieres, so that was the Piersol days,

really, a very very powerful band music, and Davis, Jim Davis, was his first

name? The percussion teacher, band director?

What was his first name?

I'm working on it.

Okay, we'll come up with that later. You can

look it up. Anyway, we did fabulous arrangements and taught arranging, so I

took courses as the graduate student before. In addition to

working with Peter, I worked with those folks in doing band music, and I realized pretty

soon that the thing I liked most about the band music was the tone colors you

could get out of the band. The really great sounds of the

the deep clarinets and the baritone saxophone, and

those combinations, and I brought that kind of sensibility over to the

electronic music. I mean, I was making where I was very interested at that

time in just expanding the sound palette, finding great new sounds.

Once, an Armenian poet accused me. He said, "You know, if you heard the voice of God,

you would be more interested in what He sounded like than what He had to say.

Was it Ohannes?

No, remember the fellow Ohannes brought in?

Oh, yeah.

He was a guest

at one of our concerts. I can't remember I could never pronounce his name, so I

don't remember his name. In any case that was kind of my

feeling at the time. I felt that, okay, I'm comfortable with all the traditional

compositional issues of section A, section B,

Sonata form, all those things have been drilled into me like crazy,

but the real experimental exploratory research edge of music was making sounds,

so that's why I was building circuits. I was building circuits that would make

interesting sounds, and then I recorded these sounds on tape and reassembled

them. Most of the time I was doing...I was -- well, I have to tell a lie. It wasn't my

favorite way of working on tape. It was just what we had. We didn't even

really have multitrack yet. Okay, we had a four-channel tape recorder, so I was working with

my synthesizer. A major part of my synthesizer was a control system.

The sequencers were just part of a very elaborate digital logic system, which was

inspired by Sal Mar. Sal Martirano brought the Sal-Mar Construction here. He

loaned me a set of the plans. Actually, he gave them to Tom Mintner, or Tom

had the copy, and I looked at 'em. I studied them. I learned exactly how that thing worked,

and I took a lot of the ideas out of that into this, and the idea of it was you push -- it's

titled up into the title I give to almost all of my performance pieces,

which is: it's supposed to be automatic, but you have to push this button.

That comes from a John Brunner novel, and my idea of a good synthesizer piece at

that time was that I would set up something complex on the patch, and I'd

turn it on, and the piece would evolve through section A, section B, Sonata form,

or whatever I wanted, and it would actually be a composition, not just a

random bunch of very slowly mutating sounds. We made jokes about a lot of the pieces there --

Yeah, we did.

We did because, for instance, there were

pieces that were coming out of NYU

that came out in a record where there was a Buchla synthesizer going <Buchla sounds>,

and I swear it sounded -- well, Morton Subotnick was there for a year,

and he didn't take his patch down because Michael Czajkowski was doing

exactly the same kinds of sounds in exactly the same kinds of ways for the

next three years. It was a...there was a piece called

"In Tropical Paradise" that was recorded, and it was very clearly a usage of random

voltage sources on the Buchlas, and basically it's just sounds sweeping in and

out and interesting, trance-inducing, even. There's a whole genre based

on that, but it never went anywhere. It never even left. It was just this interesting

of all these sounds. A lot of people love those, and I've done them my share of

those, but what I really wanted was to marry hundreds of years of musical tradition

to electronic music, so that we had, without being Switched-on Bach. We weren't

just picking up new timbres and playing the same old notes, but we were taking

sound, raw sound, and reimagining music based on the qualities of the sound with

forms that are reminiscent of what was the music but which appropriate to the

kinds of things we were playing, and that required circuitry. In the '70s

that required circuitry. When I got to Santa Cruz, I continued to

build synthesizers. I built some several synthesizers for Santa Cruz, one of which

I have reclaimed. They were going to throw it away, so I says, "Hey, I can use that,"

and I will fix all of the broken pieces and get it working any day now.

It is working. I call it the Zombie Tron because I brought it back to life after

20 years in a closet, and that was connected to a very early computer

system that Don Buchla put out, so I began learning to program,

and I took in the interfaces. As I said, the last thing I did

before I left here was the interface between the Ohio...

Ohio Scientific computer and the Moog, and so I built another one right away.

They had to walk by Buchla, and I built another to do experiments in computer-

controlled synthesis, and I worked in that for many years, and Max came along.

It wasn't MSP yet. It was just Max, and Max came along, but it turned out to

be a perfect controller language and for the MIDI world and then invested in many many

synthesizers of the DX7s and things of that sort that were very programmable

and could be controlled in a very detailed way if you knew how to write the software,

knew the internal codes, the system exclusive codes that would make them do what they do,

so I spent half the '80s and half the '90s doing that, and then when MSP

happened and -- I should own up to the fact that I am a sometime employee of Cycling '74

in that one of my students was first hired to write the manual for the very

first release, and then in recent years I began writing for them myself, so I've

written a lot of the tutorials that are distributed with the program, and I've

written a set of Lobjects to go with it that are pretty well known. In the early

days of Max it came with a set of 40-50 objects, most of which were very basic math,

and that was not enough to do music. There's no serious music. You could do

tricks with it, yes, but not serious music, so I developed -- I had been

programming in LISP, so I developed a whole set of objects that would do LISPy

kinds of things. I didn't try to make LISP work in Max. I took the

core of what was useful and made Max object work, most of them working with lists, and

they became a set of objects called Lobjects, which are still in circulation, are still very popular.

Are you still creating more of these objects?

Well, in the last years, as my job got more and more complicated, because I

would go from being one technician to having a studio complex of five studios,

to going to having an entire music building to going to have two buildings

that I had to deal with, my life has become much more complex, and it was all

I could do to keep up with the system upgrades, so all I would have been able to do

for a decade there or more is upgrade them to match the latest 64-bit system,

and I'm very tardy on that, to tell you the truth, but they're out there now. I've got

that, and I just finished redoing all of the help files that go

with them because there's 128 of them. That's 128 help files I had to revise for

the new look, which happened in system 7. I'm sure you're aware about Max 7.

Yes, yes.

And David and I have words about that.

I heard a few of them.

Yeah, David lives in Santa Cruz,

David Zicarelli, we're talking about. He lives in Santa Cruz.

We've communicated from time to time and talked.

We run into each other you know at random places, but you know it's a very very powerful language now,

and another aspect of my work in Iowa was working with

Lowell on the laser, and I built a lot of circuitry for Lowell to power the laser.

I didn't actually touch the laser myself. That was Lowell's job or either Tom or Steve,

but what I did was I built front ends for it. I did the front end for the

installation that he did in the Shedd Aquarium, or not the Shedd Aquarium, next

door to it, the Adler Planetarium.

I built a keyboard used for a performance of Scriabin's "Prometheus of Fire," and other

little odds and ends as I built these circuits. I was the guy into

building circuits, so if you came, you wanted circuits, come to me. I'll

build you one, right? So a lot of things happen, but then when I went to

Santa Cruz there was no way we were going to do lasers there. I looked into

it and said, "Whoa!" There's no budget for this, so I put that whole thing, and it

just went to a halt for two decades.

He was a professor here before he went, I guess, San Diego. Went to work on CARL,

and it was pretty straightforward classroom experience. He'd

lecture. I'd take notes. I'd do tests. The only thing is that when it came time to do

what he wanted -- he wanted a theory paper from everybody -- and my reaction to theory

is about the same as my reaction to poison ivy. I stay as far away from it as

I possibly can. Although my later work it puts the lie

to that, but it's not something that I enjoyed particularly out in those

days when everybody was into very fine and set analysis and all this stuff that was

just being developed, and it was going off in a direction that I knew enough

math to know that's totally wrong.

And he had also his course, which used

SNOBOL and a computer language --

Yes, he was famous for using SNOBOL,

but I did not get into that. It was a graduate course, and I wasn't there, and he got

SNOBOL written, and he was using it to write out pencil-and-paper music basically.

It would spit out a chart of numbers, which he would transcribe. The whole computer

music thing at Iowa was very very primitive. In fact, it was not existent,

I have to say, that even in the 70's, when Tuck Howe came, he tried to set up MUSIC IV, and

frankly, in those days, the computer community was so insular. There was a

famous book written called "Computer Lib" in those days in which it described the

keepers of the computers as a religious sect. You had to go through an

alkaline ship in order to get into the room, or you could get into the room

where the computer was, and that was very much what was going on

here. There was a building. I guess the building's still there, but

the idea of a personal computer was way in the future. There was a building.

There was a window. You would do your work on a deck of cards. You would hand

the deck of cards through the window. You'd come back next day and get a

readout with all of your error messages. You would sit down. You would correct

your deck of cards. You would hand it through the window again, and

next day you'd come back. You'd get another list of error messages. This was not for

me, and it wasn't for all of the other musicians either.

Yeah, I can imagine.

And Howe, he was just here for a couple of weeks, and he had the tapes. He had the

things to install it. We had the same kind of computer because

in those days you couldn't even trust a program to run on one brand of computer if

it wouldn't run on another, but he did have the correct type of tapes for the

computers they had, but he ran into so many administrative hang-ups that he

couldn't get the program up and running, so it kind of died off again, and the

next thing that happened was a couple years later I got the personal Ohio

Scientific, and we started programming in BASIC and Assembly language, and

from then on I was all-personal computer guy, and I kept a distance from IT

people in general. Salt of the earth, and so my best friend is married to one.

They're great kinds of folks, but I have to say that in those days the attitude

of the IT people was very different. They were very difficult.

His death came as a shock to us. We did not know, and it was very sad. It was way too

soon for him. He deserved another two decades at least because he was just

coming into his prime as a composer. He kind of had, like all of

us as composers, we have difficult times. We have times when we are turning out the

music like crazy, and Peter had a period like that in the '60s or so, and he did

a lot of just ordinary string quartets and whatnot, and when he was in Iowa in the

early '70s he was just so busy trying to get things together, getting them working. He had

a teaching load, and he would only get a piece done about once

or one or two a year, and they were mostly experimental. I mean, he was trying to

get...he was working with a video system at the time. We had this color quantizer,

from Southland or Sutherland, and he and a friend who was a filmmaker were putting

together experimental films using this color quantizer and video feedback, and

he was then making soundtracks for those films, so he was both editing

the films and working on the soundtracks. It was a very laborious process in those days,

and he did several of them. There's only a few that have ever

gotten names and got put out there in the world, but he did several, and each one

was amazingly time-consuming, so that really slowed down his composition, I think.

I really feel that the tools of the '80s and '90s would have been

just perfect for him.

Yeah, they really would have.

Lowell's a very interesting guy. To understand Lowell, you have to realize that he

always wore a white lab coat. This is a music department. We're all pretty

laid back. I mean, Professor Luper still wore a suit and a tie. That

was about it. Himie wore polo shirts. We all wore just ordinary

relaxed clothing, but Lowell always came to work wearing a white lab coat, and the

evil scientist jokes were everywhere, and those of them they worked up,

if we were not his assistants, we were his minions, and Lowell's

passion was recording, and he's a great collector of microphones.

He has classic microphones of every ilk.

For years he wrote reviews of microphones. He would get some new microphone.

He would put it on a system he had where he'd compare it with existing microphones.

He'd get somebody to play the violin or something and record them with about

eight different microphones, some of them new, some of them standard, so he could

compare them and he would say, "Well, this is like this, this is like this," and those

were a standard reference. It would have been one of the studio magazines,

Studio Recording Arts, or something like that, one of the magazines of the

era that were...everybody in the industry. He can make or break a microphone

basically by his review of it, and he was always making sure that he had

the finest of audio gear in the Recording Studios, and the recordings that

he made were state of the art, remembering that the art was 1972

to 1980 when I knew him. When he went digital, I'm sure he did the same

thing. It was state of the art, and he was just very very particular

about getting things right. That made him a little difficult, but then now surrounded

with people who were very very particular about getting things right. Next to him,

next to Jim Dixon, Lowell's a pussycat, so it was just part of the

culture at Iowa that you did good work. You got things right, so Lowell fit in

that way. He kind of kept to himself and this

in his little tower, but there was also the issue that...decided the music

building then that there were...most of the rooms, the important rooms, had windows

that Lowell could look out and see what was going on.

Everything.

So you've gotta

got the feeling that he was up there watching you. That was fun,

but with Lowell, I got to meet a lot of really nice people, really great people

People like David Tudor came in to work with Lowell and do things.

The list is very long. You've got the list already.

Oh yes, it's a very long list.

It's a very long list of people he knew from his New York adventures and

really respected him and respected his work, and he did serious

engineering for people, so it was not unusual for somebody who was a main

recording artist to come out and use, sign up Hancher or Clapp and get

recorded by Lowell.

One of my favorite Lowell recording stories actually

happened as part of my viola lesson one day because another graduate composer

had written a piece for viola, and William Preucil was trying to play

this piece, and since it wasn't very playable, so then it became this

challenge for all of us to come in one day, and he was kind of...Mr. Preucil

was kind of daring, "You guys want to play this measure? Do you want to

try this measure?" And he brought us into part of his recording session

when his piece with his graduate student, and, no kidding -- of course, all of the

editing back then was still tape splicing -- there were 142 splices in this

one measure, and we were watching Lowell 'cause Lowell was actually doing it, trying

to do all these splicing, and we were like, "We dare you to try to make this

sound musical when you're done," but it was kind of, for all of us that were

there, as a composer, it was a really good lesson about what not to do to

your performers, and just, you know, here's the havoc you caused, and

Lowell, the whole time that this was going on and he was doing this, was just

laughing, just busting up laughing.

Particularly Dick Hervig's support was very key to the electronic

music program too because of course there's organs that have to be bought

and built, and there's pianos that have to be restored, and there's thousands of other

things that the music budget has got to be spent on, so getting in: you want to spend

how much money on a microphone? You know we could buy two more fiddles for that,

and so those kind of arguments went on all the time, and so Jenni and Hervig

were basically the backbench, keeping, helping keep the electronic

music program going, particularly in the years when the Center for New Music money was drying up.

It was scrounge, scrounge, scrounge. I mean we had no fixed thing. One lesson I took from

Iowa, then when I went to Santa Cruz, I insisted on is I need a yearly line-item budget.

I need to know exactly how much money. I don't care if

it's only $500, but I need a yearly budget number that will go to the electronic

music program, and over the years the number was able to be expanded, of course,

but it really did start at 250 dollars. I knew that first year I'd have 250

dollars to rebuild one studio and open a new one, so tons of scrounging was going on.

That's the name of the business everywhere: scrounge, scrounge, scrounge. It still is, but in those

days the money would come in odd chunks, really surprising chunks, or it would

come in year-end funds, and the year-end-funds scramble was probably the most

interesting because Lowell, for some reason, Lowell was kind of the mediator of this.

Himie talked to Lowell about the budget for technical.

I have a hard time imagining talking to Peter Lewis about budgeting.

Yeah, Peter did not --

'Cause he was not a --

Peter was not a budgeter.

He wasn't into the practicalities of the thing that I was aware of.

Not so much, and what would happen is that Lowell would come to me and say,

"Okay, the fiscal year ends on next Friday. (This is Monday, fiscal year ends Friday),

and I've got year-end funds of $8,200," which was a serious piece of change. "You've

got until Friday to get requisitions together for enough equipment to fit

those numbers," and that would be all that you would see, and so I would have to do a

lot of research, and research was not just looking up on the Internet.

Yeah, I mean that's not the same thing. I mean, you've got to have lots of catalogs.

They gave me a phone, a telephone with

long distance privileges, which was hard to wangle.

Our main supplier for gear was in Minneapolis, and Lowell's main suppliers

were in New York, and we knew these companies. We knew reps at these

companies, and we would call them up they would say, "Okay, I've got the funds to get

a new floor channel tape recorder." There goes your $8,000 right there, and

so I'm haggling. I'm talking to 'em. I've got to get competitive bids. I can't just

pick one. I have to look at at least three, so I go and I call up another guy,

a guy in St. Louis, and a guy in Denver, and these people would all give me, "Okay, I can

sell you the Scully 2-84 for six thousand, seven hundred if you don't

mind that it was used and has been in the kitchen of a restaurant." Actually, I

took that one because it wasn't six thousand. It was less than two

thousand dollars, and it turned out that all I had to do was clean the grease out

of it, and it became a beautiful instrument because it hadn't done

anything in that restaurant. It had just been in the kitchen. They set it up to play

music, and then they never did. The heads weren't even worn, but it didn't come in a case.

I had to build the case. I had to build something out of what looked like a

hand truck really to move that around.

You had also local shops too for getting certain kinds of things here and there.

Not so much.

Oh really?

Not so much. No, no, there was nothing local. All of our electronics parts came

from mail order, first from Allied Electronics and then Jane Co. started up.

I began getting things mail order from Jane Co., but frankly the real source of

wire and things like that was...about once a year, I would go up to the surplus

place at Rockwell Collins, and where they would sell the wire by the pound,

very expensive Teflon-insulated wire at four cents a pound, and I would fill

up the trunk of a car.

Wow, that's a lot of wire.

That's what the Firebird was used for.

Yeah, I remember. I remember.

I would fill up the trunk of the car with parts and interesting

stuff that I could get out of Collins, which was primarily nuts and bolts, and the

transition from plug-in telephone switchboards to digital switches were

just beginning, and that was a godsend for us because we went over to Collins,

and they had a whole row of these nice heavy-duty switch...patch bays, and so I got

twice as many plugs as I needed and then mixed and matched, finding ones that were

working and found ones that didn't work so well. I'm pulling them out and building patch

bays out of things I bought for $1.85, and that came out of my own pocket.

That's the way the Studio was funded in those days. We did not

have a dependable source of funds. We just had these spurts of money that

would come up.

The concerts we did, there was a wide range of what we would do. A lot of the

concerts were simply sit down in Harper Hall, listen to a tape recorder.

I found a lot of those rather boring. You'd turn the lights down, but there's nothing

much going on, so I would I would always try to jazz them up a little bit, so one

concert, instead of looking in an empty stage, I set a candlestick out there and lit

the candle so we could all look at the candle while the music was playing,

and of course a lot of the performances were actually instruments plus electronics.

Tape plus trombone was a very popular one, for instance, or trombone --

Would you still

say that there were more pieces for just tape than --

Tape plus instrument would have been in the majority, and then tape

tape alone would have been in second place, and then live performance with

electronics, which was mostly me, occasionally Tom Mintner, would be in

third place.

I see, so it must have been just something that I guess you had a

greater expectation of producing, getting pieces that would have a

performer of some kind or maybe even more than one performer, depending on the situation.

I mean the business of --

Or the performer was the composer.

Yeah, it was very often, but the idea of checking-the-email piece, which is a

cliche of modern days, is nothing compared to watch-the-tape-recorder-reels-turn piece.

Visually, very very unexciting, and I

mean some music can survive that because it's great, but the piece with

percussion and tape is much better. You've got a percussionist. He's

interacting with a tape. It's very difficult to perform. We happened to have

a performer around who was brilliant at that, Steve Schick, and whose recording

of the Stockhausen "Kontakte" is still

the prime recording, the touchstone of every recording around, which Lowell

of course did, but I was really interested in expanding that,

and a couple others were. Also at that time Fluxus was an inter-, ongoing concern,

so there were...a Fluxus-type piece was fairly common on any concert, any of the

composer's concerts. Somebody would do something conceptual or Fluxus-y. I

remember that when I was building my synthesizer, the first thing I built was

the cabinet, and then I put plates into it. I put all the panel pieces in

there that I would later attach electronics to, and when it came

time to put the final panel in place, it just turned out that there was a concert

that night, so I sat down in front of the audience with this blank synthesizer

panel. They were very impressive. They were two big units like this

that are like the Sal-Mar, very much like the Sal-Mar, but just flat

aluminum, and there was one hole where one plate went, and my piece

was to put the plate up, mark where the holes were going to go, take a power

drill, drill the holes, and then take a tap, and tap the screws, and then screw the

plate into place. That was the Fluxus piece. We did the piece called the "Tower

of Babbitt." This was not when Mr. Babbitt was visiting the campus.

No, that was a decade before.

Yeah, we had...one student was up on a ladder reading random pages

of Babbitt's rage, and we had six different musicians around with

different instruments playing from six different Babbitt pieces, all at once, all together.

I'm just trying to imagine this myself, how this would be rehearsed and how you would get all this synchronized.

There's the bridge.

Oh yeah, I would like to do all kinds of impromptu things.

One of the things I did is...there was the nice bridge across the river behind

the music building, which was built with the music building, a nice resonant rail,

and so one afternoon just -- we had four o'clock Friday concerts as part of

the regular series of things that students -- you could get on the four

o'clock and play anything. Maybe you'd get a trombone player, the de gamba player,

all of these things would happen, and so then at the end of one of them I

invited everybody outside for a piece of electronic music, and we went out to the

bridge where I had five percussionists lined up to play the railing, and I had

the railing connected to a sound system and the audio processing gear.

So where was the electrical plug there because you would have to find some place to --

There in fact was a plug outside of the music building hidden behind a shrub

where they can plug in their grass trimmers and whatnot.

Another piece I did, working at the music store, we got a lot of really odd

instruments came in. It's kind of abandoned or in trade, and at some point

we acquired at the music store -- they acquired a string bass that somebody had

painted red, white, and blue, and they come in and they say, "Well, how much is it going

to cost to repair this bass?", and they give them an estimate, and they say, "Oh Lord, it's

not worth that much. It's red, white, and blue. Here, you keep it. I'm out of here," and so we

wound up with this thing, so I bought the bass from Pearl West for $15.

He's got to make a profit, and I took it home. It was in my apartment for more than a year.

We were tripping over this string bass. It was just sitting in the corner.

It didn't have a bridge. It didn't have strings even. It was just this beatable string

bass, but one day for a concert we did a concert in 1061, which is the band room, and

it had bleacher seating you could pull out,

so the audience would sit on the bleachers. We'd sit down there. We did a lot of

percussion-heavy pieces there. It's like your choral room that you showed the other day.

Or the opera room. It was very much like that opera room, but it also

had a room off to the side that was a percussion storage room, which had a big

glass window, and another thing we had around at that time was a lot of video

systems, very primitive video systems that kind of worked on 1/2 inch tape,

before cassettes, and we had some cameras. We had some cameras and monitors

that Lowell's minions would wheel out for classes because video teaching was a thing,

and so what he did was we set up camera, a camera in the percussion room,

the storage room, and I was sitting outside of it. I got an audio feed from

inside that storage room and a camera feed from inside the storage room, so you

could see what was on the television. You could see

what was going on in there, and four people walked in, first playing the funeral march,

carrying the base on their shoulders like you'd carry a coffin into this

percussion room, storage room, and then they fired up a bunch of power tools:

drills, saws routers, all these things that made these intense screaming sounds,

and they tore that beast, that bass, to pieces. They reduced it to

sawdust while the sounds were being fed out into the sound system by way of

the Moog. I had a couple of other audio processors. The Bode modulator was certainly there,

and so what the audience was hearing was this agonizing sound

for about -- it doesn't take you very long, it was probably been about six minutes long --

this agonizing sound, but it was okay because we were watching it on

television, just like we were watching the Warriors on television at the time,

and it was okay because it was on television, never mind the fact that death

and destruction are happening.

Yes, so the bass part, you weren't seeing that on the stage. It was --

No, it was off stage, deliberately off stage, but shown on

television, which gives you the detachment. There was a social

state but on the detachment of the...

Basically, you'd see it on TV, or you'd become immured to things.

There was a social --

Oh yeah, oh yeah.

I was sometimes kind of snarky.

That was the word I guess you'd say in the things I would do.

I did a lot of that in California, but not so much here. There was one guy in town who

was in a junior high school who had set up a program in what had been the home

economics classroom, where students were basically --

this was the 70s -- but they were doing circuit bending and I went over and

worked with those kids a couple of times.

Was that something that was part of your job that you would do stuff like that?

No, no, it was just a friend asked me to do something, so I did. As far as tours, we did not have formal tours,

and when band camp came around during the summertime the Studios were shut down.

So nobody was really doing any work in the summertime.

No, summertime, I was here. Tom was here. Lowell was here.

Well one summer, I did.

We had keys, and we let people in.

Oh, so I was special. I got the old girlfriend summer special.

You got the girlfriend summer special, and a lot of people did,

a lot of people who had to. Alex came in and did stuff and various people.

The thing I always found out about summers was everybody said they

wanted to work, but they didn't really. I mean, the main studio guy was Dave Olive.

Oh yes, and he actually visited here just this past September and --

The thing about Dave is he wasn't really a student. He was just good at talking his way into stuff, but I

really liked Dave, and I liked working with him.

Well, it was my career. It followed me for the rest of my life. I am, since then,

I have gone on to do work with Max/MSP, including the video elements of it,

which I used to finally gratify those urges that had started up with working

with Lowell and the laser and gone on to develop software in the realms of algorithmic

composition and working with David Koch in his experiments and musical intelligence.

We actually have been teaching a workshop in that for many years.

We just closed. We've decided that, okay, we've taught it for

many years and many years is enough, so we stopped, but we were teaching a

workshop, algorithmic composition based on ideas that some of those I learned

from playing with the Synthi and the Buchlas and the Moogs, and 33 years as

associate and then the only director of the electronic music programs and having

taught nearly 600 students, many of whom are out there. You have heard their work,

I know, because many of them do sound

effects or scoring for major motion pictures, so I know that you've heard these.

I mean, I've got a student who's working on episode 8,

so there's been a very satisfying

career for me, not particularly remunerative,

but satisfying, and I've got a chance to meet and learn to work with a

lot of really fine people. I worked with Morton Subotnick at Santa Cruz several

times after I was there. We premiered "Until Spring" for instance together

and just really made my life happen, so I have Iowa to thank for that.

I always tell people that I got my BA and my MA and my MRS, and they go, "What?"

But really, I think what Iowa did for me is one of the things that was different

about Iowa, compared to a lot of other music schools is, that it it sort of made

music and excellent music at that just part of being normal life. It wasn't so

secluded. It was out there. You got the confidence. You got to play. You got to

experiment, and it didn't feel...it didn't have that stifled thing that so many

music places did, and Iowa really, for me, it really solidified me as a

composer because I got to actually do that, and there were so many

opportunities to perform and such easy access to good performers all the time,

and I don't think as a composer I ever came close to that once we moved out to

California in terms of the performers that we had around to play with

and just that kind of stuff, and now it's like: yeah, everything's available for

everybody, and gosh you can just put GarageBand on your phone and you're a composer,

but you didn't have...there were no degrees. There were no excellence. There

was nothing new, and you know and it was really fun to be here at a time when

stuff really was new and different, and everybody wasn't doing the

same thing, and so it really shaped me as a composer, as a person, and that's how I

approach things that I don't think I'd have gotten anywhere else...that's because of how

they allowed us to do things. Won't they have some of that love now?

Yeah, I hope so too.

Well, it's been a real pleasure. I've really enjoyed having the chance to talk with both of you about how things

came about here in Iowa during the 70's, and, for those of you who have been watching,

thank you very much for being part of our audience, and

I just hope -- wish for the best for you guys, and, again, thank you very much for being a part of this.

It's a pleasure. You're welcome.

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