Teacher: TA, where's my student?
Ask him to come to my desk.
TA: I swear to you by my scholarship at twelve years old
I told him to come.
Where is your student?
Student: Who called me?
TA: Your teacher.
Student: I am here, TA.
What do you want?
Teacher: First of all, go correct some papers, TA.
I need to talk to my student about his college apps...um...actually, TA come back, you can
stay.
I am aware that my student is about to graduate.
TA: I can tell you his GPA precisely to the fourth digit after the decimal point.
Teacher: But she hasn't taken any of the the AP courses yet!
TA: I'd bet my 4.0 GPA,-- Even though I only have a 2.4--
He has completed his courses.
How long is it now Until finals?
Teacher: Just a week.
TA: Don't worry, my student will complete his course requirements before finals.
Susan and she--May she be remembered for her GPA!--
Were of age: well, Susan is with God after cracking under exam pressure;
She was too smart for me: but, as I said, my student can apply to college after finals.
And she shall go to college; I remember.
It's been eleven years since Common core started; And she was weaned off of traditional math,--I
will never forget it,-- Out of all days of the year, on that day:
For I had then unplugged his TV, Sitting on the sofa next to her;
You and your husband were over at Lynbrook:-- Wow, my memory is good:--but, as I said,
When she did notice that the TV was unplugged She got irritated and started punching me,
Then news came about Common Core!
The staff room started to shake: There was no need,
To tell me to get out: And since that time it has been eleven years;
At that time she could walk around, She could have run and waddled all about;
Even the day before, she got exhaustion And then my husband--God be with his soul!
He was a merry man--he took up the child: He said, 'Did you take six AP classes?
You will also take Calculus BC when you have more wit
Won't you, Jule?' and, I swear, The pretty girl stopped crying and said 'Yes.'
To see, now, how my joke shall come true!
I bet, if I should live a thousand years, I never should forget it: 'Won't you take
Physics C, Jule?' he said; And, pretty fool, she said 'Yes.'
Teacher: Enough of this nonsense.
I pray for your GPA and I ask for the peace.
TA: Yes, teacher, but I can't help but laugh, To think she should stop crying and say 'Yes.'
And yet, I swear, it had as little life in it
As the average 11th grader at Monta Vista A painful experience; and it cried bitterly
'Yes,' my husband said, 'Did your team lose the test review jeopardy?
(Allusion) You will press the buzzer faster when you
have more wit; (Pun) Won't you, Jule?' it stopped crying and
said 'Yes.'
Student: Please shut up, TA.
TA: I'm finally done talking.
That was the girl with the most academic credits that I have ever TA'd for:
And I might live to see her get into college, I hope.
Teacher: Well, college admissions is exactly what we will have to talk about.
Tell me, student, what is your opinion on getting into college?
Student: I haven't thought about it.
TA: An honour!
If I was not your TA, I would say that you had obtained knowledge
straight from your teachers.
Teacher: Well, start thinking of college from now.
Here in Verona There are kids who are younger than you, kids
from rich families who are already in college.
From what I remember, I got into college by your age,
While you remain in high school.
Well anyway, DeAnza really Wants you to come there.
(Personification)
TA: A college, young lady!
Lady, such a college One of the best in the world--why, great people
went there.
Teacher: Cupertino has no finer place than De Anza.
TA: De Anza is heaven.
(Metaphor)
Teacher: What do you say?
Can you love this college?
Tonight, you'll be going there.
Study at De Anza, and find your interests there.
Examine all the opportunities and activities at De Anza and see what interests you.
If you are confused ask a teacher there.
This precious school, these amazing opportunities, All it takes to make this school amazing is
more amazing students.
Many people apply to De Anza for it's amazing facilities, and
whoever gets accepted will be just as admired.
You would share all the memories, and by attending, you would lose nothing.
TA: You'll lose nothing, and gain a lot.
Teacher: Give me a fast answer, do you accept De Anza's acceptance letter?
Student: I'll look at De Anza and see if I like it
But I won't commit to De Anza more Than you consent me to.
Exit Student Enter a Servant
Servant: Teacher, your class is here, people are
Calling for you, your student is receiving acceptance letters,
And on social media, every high schooler is going crazy.
Please follow me.
Teacher: We will follow you.
Exit Servant Enter Student
Student, DeAnza will be an option.
TA: Go, girl, seek sleepless nights studying at college.
Exeunt
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