Monday, March 6, 2017

Youtube daily report Mar 6 2017

"The black crow seated on the rooftop."

"The black crow seated on the rooftop."

"Keeps croaking constantly."

"He enlightens all the passersby in his lingo."

"All the passersby."

"He who lies invites trouble for himself."

"He who lies invites trouble for himself."

"There was a girl and there was a boy."

"The hearts pounded along."

"A spark lighted in their hearts."

"That's it; as we won't tell you anything more than this."

"He who lies invites trouble for himself."

"He who lies invites trouble for himself."

"The black crow seated on the rooftop."

"The black crow seated on the rooftop."

"Keeps croaking constantly."

"The black crow seated on the rooftop."

"The black crow seated on the rooftop."

"Keeps croaking constantly."

"He enlightens all the passersby in his lingo."

"He who lies invites trouble for himself."

"He who lies invites trouble for himself."

"He who lies invites trouble for himself."

"He who lies invites trouble for himself."

Damn! I've got late today!

Please wear a muffler around your neck.

You were coughing last night.

You take care of yourself!

You were wheezing all night.

We bought a bungalow here because of your breathing problems.

This place has become a city in the last 10 years!

How often have I asked you not to go to the bazaar, temple...

...or to crowded and polluted places?

Despite me asking you not to why did you go to the temple yesterday?

You're amazing!

Won't I go to a temple out of fear of pollution?

Nothing will happen.

The One whom I go to worship, will protect me.

All right! Who's going to argue with you?!

When you return, please bring a packet of butter from...

...Rashid's shop.

He is going to the city tomorrow. Ask him to come and meet me.

I want to speak to him about Urmi.

Okay.

Goodness me!

- Good-day, sir. - Good-day.

Haven't you gone for a walk?

Can't you see I'm going now?! Why have you come late today?

I've such severe stomach ache that I was unable to sleep all night.

Hey!

You're lying!

No!

What's in your pocket? Remove it.

Remove it!

What's this?

Does a person with a stomach ache eat this early in the morning? - No!

Liar! Henceforth, if you lie to me, I shall dismiss you!

Now scoot! Bloody fool!

Fool! Bloody lackey!

Give a chocolate.

Shop hasn't open. Sir, please come later.

It's open.

Shop hasn't open.

Door is open.

Shop will open after 8 o' clock.

It's like, eye has open..

but person hasn't awake.

No, sir.

It's like, the mouth is open but not to eat.

You can yawn, spit..

..sing and bite.

Uncle, please give me a chocolate

Oh, so you want it, son.

Then I have to give. Wait a minute.

Just a minute. What's your name, kid?

Sonam. - Sonam.

Her you go, kid.

Thank you uncle.

Thank you. How much?

Bro, I told you the shop will open and 8.

No, how is it possible?

Look, bro.

I have given chocolate to the child not sold it.

If you want to buy something, come after eight.

Yes, sir.

Now I will have to come to meet you.

I am Ashok Keswani. - My name is Rashid Khan.

Good bye. - Good bye.

Let's go, child.

Bansi.

Ask Gulabchand to take care of store.

Season is about here, shop should be stocked.

Rashid.

Oh, come brother come.

Man, it's not still eight.

All right, I will sit for a while. - Please be seated.

I want a packet of butter.

Bansi, keep a packet of butter ready.

And bring tea for him without sugar.

No, I won't have tea.

I'm not breaking the rule.

It will be 8 O'clock when tea arrives.

No, I don't want tea!

I see! You have forgotten to bring the saccharine pills.

Hey, I said I'll not have tea!

Bansi, don't bring tea.

What's wrong? You seem to be in a foul mood.

Did you hear the news on radio last night?

Yes! A raid was conducted in the house of an ex-minister.

Unaccounted money worth millions was unearthed.

Yes!

Just watch!

The three ailments, pollution, population & corruption...

...will destroy this country like three evil sons!

Wow! Three evil sons!

Pollution, population and corruption!

This is a modern couplet by itself!

Even I'll write a similar couplet...

Sure! But please don't recite it to me!

Why will I recite it you? You're a police officer.

Your job is to catch thieves.

While my job is to catch lovers.

Fine! Shut your shop and catch lovers!

You're going to the city tomorrow?

Yes. It's season time, so I've to bring the goods.

I'll bring some 'jamuns' for you. - Okay.

But meet my wife before leaving. She was asking for you.

Okay, I'll go in the afternoon, and have lunch as well.

Okay. - Here's the butter.

How much is it for?

I'll write it in the account.

So will I! But our accounts should tally! How much is it for?

Has there ever been a difference?

Yes, there has been! You had taken Rs.25 less the last month!

Now tell me its cost.

Rs.58 and 50 paise.

Hey! It cost Rs.55 the last month!

It will cost Rs.60 the next month!

I'll stop eating butter then!

Come home by 1 O'clock, okay?

Yes.

Stop eating butter!!...

Which means his brains will get more rusted!

It's going to be 1 O'clock. Get up. Rashid must be on his way.

I'm already here!

Shankar, lay the table quickly. I'm famished!

Sister-in-law!

You always bring some thing.

This is not for you but for him.

Brother, this is sweet 'gulkhand'.

'Gulkhand'? For me?

Yes, it cools the head.

You looked quite irritable in the morning.

Hey! You have come here to eat but I'll thrash you!

Brother, come along... you also come.

Yes.

Meet Urmi the moment you reach the city.

Is it anything serious? - Yes. I received her letter.

She has written that she doesn't want to come home for holidays.

She wants to study.

Ask her to come here as soon as the vacations begin.

Enough of studying! We've to get her married now.

That's right.

But do you have a boy in mind or is it mere contemplation?

Because no ordinary boy will do for Urmi.

He's no ordinary boy.

He's the only son of a decent millionaire.

Urmila and he have known each other since childhood.

Even you know him.

Oh yes! Are you talking about Dr. Narmada Prasad's son...

Chanakya Prasad.

You mean Chunky!

But he's been in London since the last 4-5 years.

No. He's returning this month.

Wow! That's fantastic news! - Please sit.

Yes, sure.

Dr. Narmada Prasad, himself, spoke to me about Urmi.

He had even mentioned it again some days back.

Is it? - Yes.

That's why I spent half my bank balance...

...to have the house painted.

And this bungalow beautified.

But don't speak to Urmila about it now.

Let me first finalise the matter with Narmada Prasad.

Rashid, if inflation keeps rising at this rate, then I fear...

...that the little money which...

...I've saved for Urmi's marriage...

...will be spent before her wedding.

I only pray that this marriage takes place as soon as possible.

So that there's some meaning to all these expenses!

The marriage will take place, but you should think of the...

...future too.

Only your wife and you reside in this bungalow.

And only this much of space is being utilised.

The entire portion there is lying empty.

The entrances are separate.

So if it's rented out during season time, you could earn...

...Rs.5 per day.

I'm not talking about income but of a way to battle inflation.

- Everybody is doing this. - Yes, indeed!

Let tourists come here, drink, gamble and make merry!

You're amazing!

Advertise in the papers saying that...

...the place is available only for decent families.

It will not be given to people who drink and gamble.

If you want, then refuse smokers too.

If you don't get umpteen replies before the season...

...then I'll quit reciting couplets!

What do you say?

I think it's a good idea. I'll have someone to talk to.

Finally, it's your wish.

All right.

I'll give you a letter.

Give it to Urmila.

Ask her to advertise in a local paper...

...using her address there.

And I'll personally meet Narmada Prasad to talk about the marriage.

Fine.

Take this.

And do not eat anything chilled.

Come for a check-up after 7 days.

May I come in?

Please do come in!

Please sit. How is your wife?

She's fine.

Your medicines have worked wonders!

Always keep your wife happy.

Her breathing ailment is psychological to quite an extent.

You had mentioned that your son had died 10 years back.

And her illness had begun soon after that.

Yes. But I've come here today for a different purpose.

Yes?

Well, you had once mentioned to my wife about Urmila.

I remember it very well. I'm counting the days remaining...

...for Chunky to return and to get your girl to my house.

We've approved of it!

Now, once Chanakya comes back, ask him too.

He is my son.

I've raised him all by myself, without a mother.

He will most certainly obey me.

Yet, do speak to him once.

If you insist, then I'll ask him. After all, what do I've to ask?

I'll tell him explicitly that I've made this decision.

When is Urmila returning?

The college vacations have begun.

She will be here in a day or two.

"In someone's ear."

"Yeah in the ears"

"In someone's..."

One chocolate.

"In the eyes..."

One more.

Oh dear!

Rs.24 for two chocolates.

Hey!

Where did she go? Hey!

Hey, you! Come out.

I say, out!

Aren't you ashamed of stealing chocolates early in the morning?

You ought to be ashamed!

The thief is accusing the police?

You steal, and I should be ashamed?!

Yes!

I asked for a chocolate twice but you didn't even bother to look!

Well, a truck passed by here in the morning.

There was a lovely couplet written on its rear.

I began writing it so that I wouldn't forget it.

It goes as follows... 'In somebody's ears are diamonds...

Enough! It was so lovely that...

...you could not recognise my voice!

I'm sorry, forgive me... all right...

...keep the chocolates for free.

- Free! I'd have kept them anyway! - I know.

- I've got something for you. - What?

Obviously, a book of couplets!

Keep reciting it to the customers and give them tea for free! - What?

- I know everything. - You do but you don't know that...

...all of us are conspiring to send...

...you somewhere out of the house.

- Where? - To your in-laws' place!

Come off it!

You couldn't find in-laws for yourself, and you talk of mine!

- Well, my case was... - Reach me home.

Okay.

"The sparrow sings in it's own voice."

"And the cuckoo sings in a coo."

"The sparrow sings in it's own voice."

"And the cuckoo sings in a coo."

"Uncle, I love you. - Niece, thank you!"

"Niece, I love you. - Uncle, thank you!"

"O uncle, get married."

"And, bring me an auntie."

"I don't want indulge."

"In any girl's slavery."

"Even I'm a girl."

"So, don't bring disrepute to my name."

"Not a girl but my niece and my life you're!"

"Uncle, I love you. - Niece, thank you!"

"Niece, I love you. - Uncle, thank you!"

"Say uncle, Sa Re Ga Ma."

"Why should I be saying, Sa Re Ga Ma?"

"Topi, kurta and pajama (the cap, the shirt and the pant).

"So, of what use is the uncle without the aunt?"

"So, of what use is the uncle without the aunt?"

"Keep quiet, O my niece."

"Don't start a ruckus on the street."

"And, simply don't pull my leg!"

"Uncle, I love you. - Niece, thank you!"

"Niece, I love you. - Uncle, thank you!"

"Uncle, all are in a pair, so why have you been left alone?"

"Niece, I went much ahead and that gathering was left back."

"So, better go back 15-20 years in time."

"O uncle, start whistling."

"And, give a call to my aunt.

"Hey, tell me as to what taught you to whistle?"

"O niece, c'mon, whistle."

"And, introduce me to that guy."

"Is he a worthy guy or some ordinary city chap?"

"Uncle, I love you. - Niece, thank you!"

"Niece, I love you. - Uncle, thank you!"

"Uncle, I love you. - Niece, thank you!"

"Niece, I love you. - Uncle, thank you!"

- Here's home! - What have you stacked in this?!

I'll not come in. Wait here.

You'll take this inside.

Why won't you come inside?

My shop is open. Go.

Okay.

Okay, bye. - Bye.

Okay, bye. - See you in the evening.

"Niece, I love you."

These are incense sticks.

And this is for father.

There are 'jamuns' in it.

- Keep them in the fridge. - Okay.

- And, Shankar... - Yes?

Here's a T-shirt for you.

Do you like it?

I've seen him!

- Where? - On TV.

Do you know how much he hops and dances?

He hops more and dances less!

You had asked for a book on handwriting. - Yes.

And these are the replies to the advertisement you had placed. - Okey.

- But I selected only 4 or 5. - Really?

From his handwriting, this man appears very crooked.

He has curved every alphabet.

Yes. He wants to come only for a week.

But read the next letter. It's even more interesting.

He writes that he doesn't drink...

...but has 2 pegs of Scotch every night before going to sleep.

Meaning?

It means he does not steal but accepts bribes!

Read the third letter, father.

He's amazing. He writes that he doesn't gamble...

...but plays cards for 20 paise per point with his family to...

...pass time!

He seems a relative of the one who wrote the earlier letter!

Hey! Go and do your work.

Is there any letter worth consideration or not?

This is the only one which meets all your conditions.

It's a Mr.R.P. Sharma who is a bank manager.

He wants to come with his wife and two children for a month.

He's asked you to reply if you agree.

He'll send a month's rent in advance.

From his handwriting, this man seems very sincere and of good character.

He is artistic too.

Artistic..

How do you know?

Look at the way he has decorated 'P' and 'B'.

But I don't quite approve of keeping tenants in the bungalow.

We'll see for one month.

If it's too much of a bother, we won't keep any in the future.

I'll send him a telegram saying his booking is confirmed.

Hey, sir.

Where are you going in without permission. -I'm sorry.

I am very, very, very, sorry

May I come in?

No coming.

First you name. - My name is Chanky.

You can speak Hindi? - Yes, I can.

Then what's your name in Hindi?

My name is Chankya.

Chankya? - Yes.

Oh, wow!

So you became Canky from Chankya!

God that your paranets didn't name you Manakya.

Or everyone would have called you... - Monkey?

Hey, Chankya!

Hello, uncle. - Hello. Come son, come.

Do you here, dear? See who is here.

When did you arrive, son? - Today.

Be seated.

Sit, sit.

But I've to return to Mumbai again tonight.

Why? - My entire luggage is left London Airport.

Oh.

So, it would take few days. - Yes, it will.

Is everything fine at home? - Yes, son.

Uncle this is for you. This is for aunty.

And what's for me?

Hi, Urmi!

Hi, Chanky! Hi!

You grew up so much within five years!

And you too have become quite rounded.

It's for parting from all of you.

Oh, so a person fattens when parted?

Yeah, to forget sadness I ate junk food there.

And from Chanky you became junky

Very funny, very funny. - Okay.

Tell me what you got for me?

I have brought everything you asked for in the letter.

And along with that I've brought a teddy bear too.

Thank you.

Thank you, Chanky.

Hello, aunty. - Hello, Chanky!

I am seeing you after a long time.

Urimi, go get tea for Chanky. - No, no, aunty.

I am here after so many days, I am eager to meet everyone.

First of all I will go, meet uncle..

..and would have tea at his shop.

Come, Urmi. - Should I?

Yes. - May I go, mother.

Yes, go. - Thank you, aunty.

Okay, by uncle. See you later. - Fine.

What a nice couple!

Shankar, Shankar!

- Yes, madam? - Keep two more blankets.

Two persons, two kids; we've already kept four blankets.

What will they do if someone feels cold at night?

And tell the guests that we'll send the dinner.

Dinner? Why?

They will be tired. Will they cook the moment they reach here?

Now go!

Is anybody here?

Whom do you want?

Watchman, I want to meet Mr. Abhyankar.

I'm Abhyankar.

Sorry, sir. Hello. - Hello.

What work do you have?

I've a letter for you.

Okay. Sit here, I'll be back soon.

Who are you?

I'm Ramanuj. I'm Ramprakash Sharma's younger brother.

He has sent this letter.

Ohh..

- Please sit. - I'm fine here.

But he was supposed to come here with his family.

My sister-in-law slipped in the bathroom.

She has hurt her right leg badly. It's swollen.

Therefore, they will not be able to come and have sent me instead.

But my condition was that only a family man would get the place.

Sir, if I stay here for 10-15 days...

Not even for a day!

If you want, take back the advance money your brother has sent.

No, sir.

Brother told me repeatedly not to take back the advance money.

He feels you may have not considered another tenant because of us.

Any decent man would think the same.

But I am sorry, young man.

You'll have to go back.

No problem.

My bus leaves after 2 hours. And it's very sunny outside.

If you permit, then may I rest under the tree?

Why rest under a tree? Sit here.

Sir. - Yes.

I'm very thirsty. Could I get a glass of water, please?

Yes, sit down. I'll send it right away.

Have they come?

No. The younger brother is here.

He said that his sister-in-law has hurt her leg.

He mentioned about wanting to stay here for 10-15 days.

- And? - I asked him to return.

Give him a glass of water and ask him to leave.

Damn! Where's that file?

Have this.

- Why did you bother? - Please sit.

- Are you Mrs. Abhyankar? - Yes.

- Salutations! - Bless you!

What happened to your sister-in-law's leg?

She was giving Pintoo a bath... Pintoo - my nephew.

He is 6 years old. He is so adorable!

She went to bathe him...

...and slipped over the soap so badly that.

Now, what do I say? Sister-in-law's luck is bad!

She's been married for 15 years.

She was coming here with brother for the first time.

Brother asked me to go instead.

I refused.

I told him, 'How can I leave your wife in such a state?!

Sister-in-law got angry then. She asked me to swear by her.

She said I'd see her dead body if I didn't go for 10-15 days.

If I leave without staying here, I won't be letting her down will I?

She had asked me to swear by her.

She won't be cursed, will she?

Sister-in-law means everything to me.

I'll be back soon. Don't leave.

The handwriting belongs to the same person.

But what difference does it make?

Listen... why don't you let him stay for a few days?

We're respectable people.

Sending back a guest like this, will be inauspicious.

Nothing like that will happen.

Why don't you understand, Savitri?

Urmi's marriage has been fixed, and if a stranger comes to stay here, .

Yet, think once more.

Look, once I make up my mind, it's final!

I've just spoken to him.

He's a decent boy from a good family.

By talking to him for only two minutes...

...how did you gauge that?

Stop talking foolishly!

I'll not let a boy who is a stranger, stay in this house.

Period!

- Stop irritating me now! - All right!

This is your house, your family!

After all, who am I?! What right do I've?!

Damn! What's there to cry about?

How are you concerned if I cry or die?!

Now, go and send him away! Do what you please!

Your principles will go wayward if you heed to me, isn't it?

Don't cry! You'll start wheezing!

This is what I want!

It will be better if I die today...

...than live a tortured life everyday!

You have always had your way!

All right then!

Shankar!

Yes?

Stop crying and keep him! Do what you please!

Yes, sir.

Take the boy sitting outside to the guest room from the rear entrance.

Okay.

Happy?!

'How to get things done your way! '

If anyone wants to learn how, then he should come to my wife!

Please come!

Wow!

It's taken me three whole days to clean this room.

- Really? - Yes.

Shankar... take this.

Thank you.

- Shall I ask you something, sir? - Yes.

How do you know that my name is Shankar?

Well... somebody from inside had called out your name...

You sure have good ears!

Thank you!

Tell me something.

Who else lives here other than sir and his wife?

Sir's daughter.

I see. Is she also stern like sir, or like madam, a bit...

Sir, remember one thing I say!

I've a habit of carrying tales!

If sir learns that you were prying about his girl,

he'll throw you out!

No! He shouldn't learn of it... Here, keep some more.

Will do!

My, God!

The boss is a retired police officer...

...and the servant, still worse!

Are you gardening, sir?

Will a man search for a sparrow's nest with a hoe in his hand?

Why are you asking stupid questions?

I asked that only to initiate a conversation, sir.

What's the matter?

I want to thank you for permitting me to stay here.

Thank my wife. She let you stay here.

If you haven't granted the permission and if you're angry...

...then I'll leave by the night bus.

There is no need for that. You may stay here.

Thank you.

Thank you, very much.

Sir, the weather here is fantastic!

If a man stays here for a month, he'll return a new person won't he?

Yes. But you'll not stay here for more than a fortnight.

Okay.

Sir... is there a Phool Dongri Hill here?

- Aren't you here for the first time? - Yes, sir.

Then how do you know about Phool Dongri Hill?

Well...

someone in the bus mentioned that I must go and see the place.

How far is it from here?

Around 2-2.5 miles.

2-2.5 miles!

So what? You're a healthy, young man.

Go and see it. Phool Dongri Hill is worth a sight.

Hey! You?! What are you doing? Somebody will see!

Let them! Even I longed to see you!

Stay away! And what's with your appearance?

You had said that your father likes an innocent simpleton.

So I changed my appearance accordingly.

Yuck! Don't come in front of me like this even for a day!

Why are you getting angry? It's fake... here, keep it.

You keep it! Don't you have to go back to the bungalow?

It's a matter of only 2 minutes. I'll put it back again.

I've done a make-up course in London...

...and acted in 50-60 plays.

- You know that. - Yes, I do!

Do you see this road? Go along it. I'll be there.

- Okay. Don't delay. - No.

Listen.

You look cute in this make-up!

- I do, don't I? - Yes.

Just like Mr. Imbecile!

What did you say?

- Hey! Don't come in the front! - What did you say?!

No... Blockhead!

- What! What did you say? - Imbecile!

"In the eyes, lonely nights"

"In the eyes, lonely nights"

"The sleepless nights have settled"

"The sleepless nights have settled"

"The garden of flowers, season of romance"

"The garden of flowers, season of romance"

"Without you I am restless"

"Without you I am restless"

"In the eyes, lonely nights"

"In the eyes, lonely nights"

"The sleepless nights have settled"

"The sleepless nights have settled"

"We would have met long time back"

"But the world intruded"

"We would have met long time back"

"But the world intruded"

"Birds from cages would have flown"

"But the sky intruded"

"In the eyes, lonely nights"

"The sleepless nights have settled"

"On the sly and hiding"

"Come let's say something, hear something and do"

"No, no, I am afraid"

"What should I say, hear or what to do"

"In the eyes, lonely nights"

"In the eyes, lonely nights"

"The sleepless nights have settled"

"The sleepless nights have settled"

"Garden of flowers, season of romance"

"Without you I am restless"

"Without you I am restless"

Shankar. - Yes.

I just can't believe that you have come.

But how did you manage to convince father?

How did you make possible, the impossible?

The Lord above always helps true lovers.

And today, your mother appeared in the form of a God.

You'll be before my eyes now, 24 hours a day.

Does it make any sense to stay in a hotel and meet for a...

...couple of hours?

But mother and father are quite anxious about my marriage.

Send your brother and his wife soon to ask for my hand in marriage.

Let me win over your father first.

I'll create such a good impression on him...

...that he'll keep saying, 'Shankar dear' and strut around me!

Your name is not Shankar but Ramanuj here.

Oh, Ramanuj. Sorry, sorry. Ramanuj.

- I'll go home now. - Why?

Don't I've to go back?

Put your make-up properly and come after an hour.

I fear, someday, this make-up will spill the beans before father.

Don't worry!

Do you know once our heroine suddenly...

...fell ill for a charity show?

Everybody was anxious. Do you know what happened that day?

What?

The heroine won a gold medal.

But your heroine was ill, wasn't she?

But I was not.

What?

You mean you had enacted the heroine's role?

Yes.

Hey! You spin a lot of yarns!

I swear!

Fine, I'm going.

Hey!

Listen!

Where will you get good sweets here?

At Gangu's shop. Ask anyone in the market, they'll tell you.

But why do you suddenly desire to eat sweets?

Not to eat but to give as offerings.

I see. The closest temple near...

...that shop is Lord Rama's temple.

But that is also 10-12 miles far away.

The temple will shut by the time you get there.

Who's going to Rama's temple?

I'm going to the demon Ravana's temple!

- What?! - Nothing! You go.

Okay.

What's wrong?

Look, what's happened!

Hey!

That was great!

Madam.

- Who's it? - It's me Ramanuj.

Ramanuj? Come in, son.

What's the matter?

Here are some offerings for you.

- Offerings? - Yes.

- Had you been to the temple? - Yes.

Sister-in-law worships Goddess Laxmi.

I go with her to the temple every Thursday.

And today is Thursday.

You have good values. You'll remain very happy in life.

I need your blessings as well as your husband's.

Go. I'll send food for you.

Please don't bother!

It's no bother. I'll send food for you everyday.

Go and freshen up.

Okay.

Open your mouth.

- What's it? - Open your mouth. It's offerings.

- Where did you get it from? - Ramanuj had been to the temple.

Okey.

Shankar, take.

Just wait.

This sweet is from Gangu's shop.

So?

The temple is 10 miles away from there.

And there are sweet shops near the temple too.

So why should he buy sweets from Gangu's shop?

Because the sweets from Gangu's shop are the best...

...and there is devotion in Ramanuj's heart!

Have you seen such devotion in boys nowadays?

Have you heard of an axiom?

Excess devotion is the trademark of thieves!

Even if God appears before you...

...you'll view Him suspiciously!

Let Him appear first.

But the sweet from Gangu's shop is delicious.

Give me one more.

This is not a sweet but an offering.

Shankar, go and give Ramanuj food.

What! Will you even give him food now?!

Speak softly! Even if he does eat, what's the problem?

Anyway, we cook for 4 people here.

In any case, you've taken a month's rent from him...

...and asked him to stay for only a fortnight!

Is that proper?

And you raise objection to him eating food!

In this country, only women should become barristers!

Go and feed him.

Ramanju.

You? Please come in.

Keep it. Go and get hot 'phulka'.

- Why have you brought so much? - Sit down!

- What's this? - 'Kheer'(sweet dish).

'Kheer? '

Wow!

- Hey! Have your food first! - What do I do?

I simply cannot resist 'kheer'!

My Babloo was the same.

Babloo? Who is Babloo?

My son. He expired 10 years ago.

I'm sorry. I unknowingly hurt you.

No! Please sit.

It was God's will. Can anyone do anything before His will?

Who else lives in your house? What about your parents?

My father expired 4 years back.

I've not seen my mother. I have only seen her photograph.

Believe me, I'm not saying this only to appease you.

But when I saw you, I felt, my mother must have been just like you.

I swear by my deceased mother!

Yes.

Can I address you as mother, in private?

Why only in private? Address me in front of everyone.

I'll be pleased.

I'll be very pleased to hear you address me as mother.

What's wrong?

At least tell me, what happened?

I've been thinking a lot about Babloo today.

Savitri,

Why are you grieving, thinking about the one...

...whom God snatched away from us 10 years ago?

Can a mother every forget her child?

Babloo appeared before my me when I saw this boy Ramanuj.

Everybody addresses me as aunty.

But he addressed me as mother.

Mother.

Hello, father.

I said, hello, father.

Until yesterday, you used to address me as sir.

Why have you suddenly started addressing me as father today?

'Sir' lacks the devotion and...

...respect that's present in 'father'.

Why? Doesn't 'sir' command respect?

'Sir' means gentleman.

Yes, but the feeling of oneness present in 'father'...

Excess feeling of oneness is not good, Mr. Sharma.

All right. I'll address you as sir.

But henceforth, you'll be informal with me.

Henceforth, even you can address me as father.

Thank you, sir.

I mean, thank you, father.

Thank you.

Your name is Ramanuj, isn't it?

Yes.

My older brother's name is Ramprakash.

And I'm his 'anuj' (younger brother). So I'm Ramanuj.

Not Ram's younger brother. Say Mr. Ram's younger brother.

Yes, you're right.

Come inside.

Ramanuj!

But boys nowadays don't have such old fashioned names.

They do. Everything that's old fashioned is coming back again.

Old fashion, old songs, old names like Sanjay, Siddarth...

I think the old times are here again!

Why do you keep jerking your head behind?

Because my hair keeps falling before my eyes.

Why have you kept your hair so long?

Earlier, I didn't have free time from studies.

And now, people in the saloon don't have free time from cutting hair!

They keep you waiting for an hour, and only then does your...

...turn come!

Doesn't long hair look good?

It does.

But on women.

The moment I get a chance, I'll cut it absolutely short.

What do you do?

I've done my M. A. I act...

...write plays and even practice music.

That's fine, but what do you do for a livelihood?

I live with my elder brother.

Oh? So, you're a burden on your elder brother?

No, I'm not! Father has left us quite a lot of money.

What a shame!

Despite being a healthy, young man, you live off your father's wealth?

A young man works and stands on his feet, but you...

Why have you stood up?

You just mentioned that a young man should stand on his feet.

Yes.

I'm going out, father.

- Urmi. - Yes?

Meet him. He is our paying guest Ramanuj Sharma.

And she is my daughter Urmila.

Okey, Hello. - Hello.

Do you have any problems here?

When your parents are around, why should there be any problem?

If you need anything, then tell Shankar.

Okay, I'll.

Fine.

- Shall leave, father? - Yes.

You have opened my eyes, father!

I'll stand on my feet and show you.

I've a lot to learn from you.

My medicines are over.

I've asthma. Shall I go to buy them?

Yes.

Go.

Thank you.

"This heart has started to dread as of now."

"It has started pounding as of now."

"I'll call out for you."

"And, you call out for me, O beloved."

"I'll hold you."

"And, you hold me."

"This heart has started to dread as of now."

"It has started pounding as of now."

"I'll call out for you."

"And, you call out for me, O beloved."

"I'll hold you."

"And, you hold me."

"This heart has got it in trouble."

"As the world is intervening between you and me."

"O God, as already sleep evades from my eyes."

"Furthermore, this pleasant spell has befallen."

"A sort of magic is working over."

"And, the heart has pounding now."

"This heart has started to dread as of now."

"It has started pounding as of now."

"I'll call out for you."

"And, you call out for me, O beloved."

"I'll hold you."

"And, you hold me."

"Yes, of course, we're in love with each other."

"So, what big offence have we committed?"

"O God, we're meeting furtively."

"And, it's the people who've forced us to do so."

"The heart is become content as of now."

"And, it has started pounding."

"I'll call out for you."

"And, you call out for me, O beloved."

"I'll hold you."

"And, you hold me."

Good morning, father.

Oh, Ramanuj? Come in.

What's in your hand?

It's a pump used for asthma.

Shall I say something?

Yes. Sit here.

Father,

Shankar mentioned that...

...your wife is greatly troubled by asthma.

I've an ancestral bungalow in Kasauli.

The air there makes asthma just disappear!

Go and stay there with your wife for a few days.

You won't face any problems there.

There are servants and cooks.

Ramanuj,

A man should stay within his limits.

Living on the mercy of other people is not called living.

That certainly wasn't my implication.

Yes, I understand your implication.

But heed something that I tell you.

If asthma disappears in Kasauli...

...then go there as soon as possible.

- What! - Yes.

- You have asthma, don't you? - Yes, father.

Then, run away from here!

This place is very harmful for asthma.

Run! Go on!

Impossible! Absolutely impossible.

It's beyond me to win over your father!

He extracts the opposite meaning of whatever I say!

Shall I tell him directly that...

...his daughter and I love each other?

That he should get us married?...

The matter will be absolutely fit!

No. In today's lingo, the matter will be shit!

You have lied, changed your name and come home!

He will send you to prison, and throw me out of the house.

A boy and girl being in love before marriage is not deemed right by him.

But we don't consider it bad, right?

Why do his ideas come as a barrier between us?

You're a modern, educated girl!

Shankar,

Does being a modern, educated girl mean having no value...

...for the feelings of the ones...

...who have raised us and educated us?

Had your brother and his wife disapproved of me...

...would you have happily accepted me?

Perhaps not.

But after meeting your father, a new fear has risen in me.

You're from Maharashtra, and I'm from U.P.

Suppose a new problem arises because of this?

Then, we'll confront it. But you don't know father.

He is above these discriminations of caste.

He is a follower of Lokmanya Tilak.

For him, it's most important to be a good human being.

And you're a nice person. Just prove this to father.

All right.

Let me see if Hitler gets pleased or not!

I mean if father gets pleased or not.

Father.

Father.

Ramanuj, you?

So late at night?

I was unable to sleep. But haven't you gone to sleep yet?

I should have been asleep but what do I do?

I've to send an article for a paper by day-after-tomorrow.

So I've to copy some notes from this book.

Shall I write it?

No. Why should you bother?

Please let me copy.

Fine. Come from the other side. The door is open.

Thank you, father.

Thank you, very much.

The paragraphs that have to be copied...

...have been underlined with pencil in the thick book.

There's the pen and paper. Sit over there and write.

I'll sit on the ground and copy.

Why on the ground?

Father,

How can I dare to sit on the chair on which you work?

Nothing doing! If you want to write, then sit there!

Okay, father.

Father, go and sleep in the room.

No, I'll sleep here. Wake me up when you get tired.

Father.

Look here.

Don't you see any change in me?

Oh...

You have cut your hair. That's why you're looking decent.

Thank you, father.

Thank you.

Hey, Urmi!

Have you come here to sleep?

I waited there for an hour for you!

Do you know it's 8 a. M?

Father's come from his walk and is bathing!

Mother must be returning from the temple and you're sleeping like a log!

- Duffer! I'm leaving! - Listen, Urmi!

Please listen to me!

Please don't be angry.

I stayed up till 3 a. M to try and win over your dad.

I succeeded too!

He was copying from the book.

I offered to help and even finished it!

Do you know what he said after I had finished?

Thank you, Ramanuj... Thank you.

Doomed! What have you done?!

What have I done?

I had told you that father is a handwriting expert.

He's got the letter you wrote in brother's name.

He will see the notes now and recognise your writing!

And the cat will be out of the bag!

O' God! What have I done?!

I never thought about it! What will happen now, Urmi?

- Scoot! - Scoot?

Yes! Pack your bags and scoot!

Or you'll be in prison, Mr. Shankar Sharma!

What are you thinking? You don't know father! Scoot! Hurry up!

I didn't hear a word, Mr. Shankar!

Urmi, I'm trapped!

He will give you any price you demand, but do him a favour.

There's a thick book on father's table; bring all the papers inside it.

Yes.

Ms. Urmi was talking about a price.

I'll give you any price you demand! Please do my work!

If sir slaps me, then you'll have to give me Rs.100 per slap.

Take Rs.1,000 but do our work! Please go!

- No! I can't do it! - Why not?

If sir puts me in jail, then nobody in Chandanpur will bail me out.

I'll leave. I've to give breakfast to sir. Have some tea.

To hell with tea! Get going! I'll do something!

- What? - I'm in trouble. I'll do something.

Hey, Shankar!

Bring the breakfast quickly! I have a lot of work to do today.

And from tomorrow, give me hotter water to bathe.

Father.

Somebody is here to meet you.

He's been waiting since half an hour.

He is in a hurry. Please go and meet him.

Okey.

- Wait! Don't pick them! - Then?

- We'll be caught! - What do we do then?

What do we do?

Hey! Shankar...

Urmi!

Coming, father!

Who's it? Who has come to meet me?

Yes?

There's nobody here.

Ohh..

He must've left.

He said he had an urgent appointment with someone else.

You should have at least asked him his name!

Yes.

Strange man! Let's go.

Come on.

Hey, Shankar! What are you doing?!

I'm sorry. I spilt milk on it!

Damn! You have destroyed it all!

What's wrong?

Poor Ramanuj had stayed up all night and copied this.

But this fool let all his efforts go down the drain!

Down with the milk, sir!

Shut up, you fool! I'll slap you!

Give me a few slaps, sir! That's what I'm worthy of!

Get lost!

And wait! Take these also! Throw them out.

- Throw them out! - Go!

Mother!

I had been to the temple. I got an oblation done in your name.

Really?

Put your head down.

May God always protect you!

"You'll be M I N E..mine"

"I'm being shy anytime"

"I shall LOVE in love you"

"All the TIME.. time"

"You'll be M I N E..mine"

"Dear O, dear O, dear"

"Dear O, dear O, dear"

"Dear O, dear O, dear"

"Dear..."

I shall S I N G... sing"

"Like a K I N G, king"

"If you W E A R.."

"Wear my R I N G.. ring"

"You are the B E S T.. best"

"You pass the T E S T.. test"

"You're above the S O A R E, above the R E S T.. rest"

"You are the B E S T.. best"

"Dear O, dear O, dear"

"Dear O, dear O, dear"

"Dear O, dear O, dear"

"Dear..."

"Like a L A R K... lark"

"Fly to the P A R K... park"

"I shall K I S S..."

"In the P A R K... park"

"I shall K I S S .. kiss you"

"In the D A R K.. dark"

"Sweetie M I N E.. mine"

Father, you?!

It's me.

Is some English lady your dear?

Yes.

Show me her photograph.

- Let it be, father. - Why?

You're kissing her so affectionately. Let me see her.

She was first my landlady, then my grandma and finally, my best friend.

She was my greatest support in England.

When I was returning to India, she began crying like a child.

I asked her, 'Shouldn't I get married and settle down? '

Then she stopped crying.

I swear, I'm missing her a lot.

She was the one who taught me the song which I was just singing.

A big burden has been relieved of my shoulders.

I feared, you were in England, so you'd fall for a girl there.

Father! I swear by you, I have not done anything...

...which will put you and me to shame.

This is what I expect of you, son.

I've chosen a girl for you here.

Why are you in such a hurry to get me married?

Why do you want to keep me far away from you?

On the contrary, I want you to remain in front of my eyes.

You can't find such a boy so easily. You even know him.

- Who is it?! - Chunky.

I don't want to get married now.

Urmi,

The sooner the burden of a daughter...

...is relieved from the shoulders of parents, the better!

Don't be so archaic! Daughters nowadays are not a burden!

Your father has fixed the matter with Chunky's father.

But you do what you please! Humiliate your father!

Hello.

Hello, Urmi.

- This is Chunky speaking. - Yes?

I want to meet you right away.

I've something important to discuss.

Right away? That's going to be difficult.

Nothing doing! Come to Phool Dongri immediately to meet me!

Shankar!

Shankar!

Shankar!

I'm going to Phool Dongri! Inform mother if she inquires.

Yeah.

Since when has she started thinking that I'm deaf?

Why did she shout?

Shankar!

I'm going out. Do you want anything?

- No... Listen... - Yes?

I'll take you to meet Narmada Prasad in a couple of days.

Why?

He always keeps inquiring about you.

Okay.

Hey, wait! Now, where are you going?

I'm going out, father.

You've just returned from out.

I'm not going out... I... l... I'm going to cut my hair.

But you had already had your hair cut, right?

A crew cut! I'll look more decent, right?

No way! If you cut it shorter, you'll look like a hoodlum!

A rogue! A ruffian!

I'm ecstatic today! I feel like screaming. Shall I scream?

No. But why are you ecstatic?

Because father spoke about my marriage today.

- And you must have agreed? - Yes... No!

I thought of refusing, that I would not get married till I begin working.

But when father told me the girl's name...

I know whom you're talking about.

Mother told me everything this morning.

But, Chunky, this marriage cannot take place.

- Felt bad? - I won't lie, I did feel a bit bad.

You're my best friend. I don't want to deceive you.

How's that?

I love somebody else.

Is it right to love one person and marry another?

Certainly not! Three lives will be ruined by this.

But who is he?

- Will you meet him? - Yes, you said I'm your best friend.

There he comes.

- Hey! That gentleman? - Not him! Look behind him.

Hey...

Hats off to your choice! He does look like a hero!

What's his name?

Shankar.

But he's living as a paying guest in my house as Ramanuj.

Welcome, Mr. Shankar!

Allow me to introduce myself.

My name is Chunky. I'm Urmi's childhood friend.

But tell me something. Why did you change your name?

To avoid confusion. Even her servant's name is Shankar.

So what?

Anyway, you'll have to be her servant once you marry her!

- Provided we get married! - Why not?

Both of you're young, free, you love each other.

Then why won't you get married?

Oh God! I'll be dead!

What's wrong?

My father is going to meet your...

...dad today to talk about our engagement.

- What! - Yes!

The auspicious time is 3 days later.

- Urmi. - Yes?

What's this new problem?

Chunky, tell your father that you have disapproved.

How can I?

I touched his feet and gave my consent just this morning!

Now what, Urmi?!

There's just one man who can save us from this calamity.

Just one man.

I see!

'A moonlit night, hand in hand'

'But father's consent is not at hand! '

Stop reciting couplets and...

...give a foolproof way to halt the engagement.

- A foolproof way? - Yes.

There can be just one foolproof way.

What?

- Do you see the hill there? - Yes, I do.

- Climb that hill. - I did.

- Jump from there. - What!

I mean, you wanted a foolproof way.

If you jump down, you'll die, and one can't get engaged to a dead man.

Suppose I don't die and only become lame, then?

Father is a man of his word.

He'll get me married to a lame boy too.

Yes, that's true.

And when you can't marry a perfectly fit Chunky...

...the question of marrying a lame Chunky just does not arise.

Certainly not.

This isn't just breaking an engagement but fixing one too.

Right?

Yes.

Now tell us, when and how did you meet Urmi?

Tell us in detail.

I remember that day vividly.

The day I met Urmila.

I had a dress rehearsal of my drama that day.

I was in a hurry.

I was sitting in the car when I heard a voice from behind.

Wait! Please wait.

Please wait.

I'm sorry I got a bit late. Let's go now.

Where?

Straight! Where else?

Since when have you been working for Uncle Rodricks?

Uncle Rodricks?

Who is Uncle Rodricks?

The man to whom this car belongs.

This is my car, madam.

Hasn't Uncle Rodricks sent this car?

No.

Stop the car!

Stop the car!

Hello.

Hello, madam.

Madam, please listen to me.

Please, please.

I realised that you accidentally sat in my car.

Actually, this uniform of a driver must have had you fooled.

I act in dramas.

Writer, director, actor.

The dress rehearsal of my new drama was on.

The driver is the hero.

I was in a hurry, so I came in this attire.

This is my card in which there is my name...

...address and phone number.

Keep it.

When you knew that I had made a mistake, why didn't you tell me so?

I was in a quandary. I was dumbfounded.

Then I realised that you had unknowingly done me a big favour!

Me? What favour?

The first meeting between the hero and heroine...

...of the new play I'm doing, just didn't seem to click properly.

But how is this concerned with me doing you a favour?

What are you saying!

The heroine unknowingly sits in the hero's car.

She thinks he's a driver.

And even the hero reaches her home without asking any questions.

Then the heroine opens her purse, gives him Rs.20 and says...

'Have some tea.'

Then the hero says, 'Madam...

...give me something precious, if you must.

The heroine asks, 'What precious thing? '

The hero replies, 'A smile on your lovely lips! '

The heroine realises her folly.

She feels coy, bows her head and smiles!

That's it! The whole affair begins!

Then we've our regular meetings, fall in love and finally...

...get married!

What do you mean by 'we'?

It means the hero and the heroine.

Come and sit in the car.

Tell me your address, I'll reach you home.

- No, I'll manage. - If you refuse, then I'll assume...

...that you actually consider me to be a ruffian.

Come on! Please!

I've given you my name and address.

But you still haven't mentioned anything about yourself.

What's your name?

My name is... Kadambari.

Kadambari?

- Who all live in your house? - Why?

I want to invite all of you for the premiere of the play.

Oh..

Stop the car here. This is my house.

Thank you.

Colonel S. L. Saigal.

Yes. He's my elder brother.

Bye, bye.

Bye, Ms. Kajalpur. See you soon.

Good Lord! Good riddance!

Auto!

May I come in, sir?

Come in.

Good morning, sir.

Are you Colonel Saigal?

Yes, what can I do for you?

I'm Shankar... Shankar Sharma.

I've come to meet your sister.

- My sister? - Yes, sir.

But when did you meet her?

I had given her a lift in my car yesterday.

She forgot her sunglasses. I've come to return it.

Sit!

Thank you, sir.

Tithli!

Tithli!

Who is Tithli, sir?

- The one whom you have come to meet. - I see!

Kadambari's pet name is Tithli!

It's a very sweet name, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

You have come to court a girl, kid!

You'll be made a mincemeat of now!

Colonel, sir.

What's your full name? S.L. Saigal stands for...

Sundar Lal Saigal.

Are you related to the renowned singer Kundanlal Saigal?

No, my dear. No.

Kundanlal Saigal was associated...

...with singing while I'm, with guns.

Guns, understand?

Gun.

There comes Tithli.

Who is he?

Tithli, he is Mr. Shankar Sharma...

...from whom you had taken a lift.

- I did? - Yes. He's in love with you.

Wow!

Wow!

Oh, darling! Oh, handsome. - Sir, sir...

Don't be afraid.

She has returned from the mental asylum, full cured.

Of course, she has bitten 2-3 people...

...but the bites weren't septic.

Sir, she is not the one.

Isn't there another girl in your house?

There is. My wife.

Will you meet her? She's double Tithli's (butterfly's) size.

I'm talking about a girl, not a woman.

- So you've come to find a girl here? - Yes, sir.

You bastard! Rascal!

Sorry. Sorry, butterfly.

Sorry, butterfly. Sorry.

Butterfly, catch it!

Catch him! Catch him!

Brother-in-law must be on his way. Please sit until then. - Thank you.

I had forgotten my sunglasses in his car yesterday.

I see! So you're Ms. Kadambari?!

What! Yes, I'm Kadambari.

There is a doctor's prescription inside the case of the sunglasses.

I've got to send that medicine to mother today itself.

I'll just check. Please sit.

What will you have? Tea or something cold?

Nothing. I'm in a hurry.

Sister-in-law!

Ms. Kadambari, you?! Blessed am I that you have come here!

Hello, hello.

She is the one about whom I mentioned yesterday.

She's come to take her sunglasses.

I'm starved, get me something. Get something to eat for Ms. Tithli too.

- Ms. Tithli? - Yes. That's her pet name.

Butterfly. Butterfly.

Get something quickly... Please sit.

- Come to take your sunglasses? - Yes.

I returned them to your brother.

My brother?

Yes. Colonel Saigal. What an adorable man he is!

He made me sit, then lovingly said...

Idiot! You rascal! You bastard!

He even tried to slap me.

Fortunately, I missed it.

Or I wouldn't be here but at the hospital.

Look, I am very sorry...

- I didn't mean to... - No, I'm not angry.

Because of you, I've found another new dramatic situation.

But all I wish to ask you is...

...how had I harmed you that you pushed...

...me near the jaws of that tiger?

Listen... Kadambari is here.

Kadambari?

The girl about whom I told you last night!

The same girl who forgot her sunglasses in your brother's car.

Oh yes!

She looks so beautiful!

From her mannerisms and talks, I think she's from a...

...respectable family.

What a lovely couple brother-in-law and she will make!

Wonderful! Wonderful!

It felt like a scene from a Hindi film. Right, uncle?

Hey, Mr. Chanky.

Film makers ape reality in their films.

The opposite also happens nowadays.

People try to ape films into reality!

Anyway, what happened then?

We kept meeting each other and got lost in a world of dreams.

"Should I call you the moon or the flower or the day or the night?"

"Should I call you the moon or the flower or the day or the night?"

"What should I christen you as?"

"So as, the world should revere it."

"What should I christen you as?"

"So as, the world should revere it."

"The poets create the poems by looking at your face."

"It's the sound of your anklets that wakes up the slumbering music.

"Your lips are like lotus petals, the eyes are like a glass of wine."

"Should I call you the moon or the flower or the day or the night?"

"What should I christen you as?"

"So as, the world should revere it."

"What should I christen you as?"

"So as, the world should revere it."

"The shade is in your locks and the sunshine is on your face."

"O thief, you've stolen the form the fairies."

"The shade is in your locks and the sunshine is on your face."

"O thief, you've stolen the form the fairies."

"And, I don't know how many claims are there on you."

"Should I call you the moon or the flower or the day or the night?"

"What should I christen you as?"

"So as, the world should revere it."

"What should I christen you as?"

"So as, the world should revere it."

Let's sit there.

I thought I'd spend my holidays this time with you but...

But what?

Uncle Rashid had come.

I'll have to go back home once vacations begin.

Father wants to discuss something with me.

What?

Uncle was not explicit but...

...I think father wants to discuss my marriage.

Damn!

Let's get married discreetly right today in a temple or a...

Shankar, we'll not get married discreetly.

Then what will we do?

If I marry, it will be only to you but not without my parents' consent.

They should not feel hurt because of us.

You know a marriage here is not only a bond between a man and his wife.

But with the entire family.

After marriage, a girl becomes...

...a daughter-in-law or a sister-in-law.

This is what our culture is all about.

Correct. Let's do one thing.

I'll also come with you to Chandanpur.

I'll book a hotel room.

I could meet you a couple of times in a day.

And then, I'll even meet your father under some pretext.

I had a golden chance but I let go of it!

How?

Father has sent an advertisement with Uncle Rashid to seek a tenant.

But you won't be able to comply with his conditions.

He wants a married, family man.

A married, family man?

There's one way out!

I know the rest.

But were all the applications which were sent, false?

Yes.

The engagement has to be cancelled. Give us some idea!

It's very difficult.

We've very little time or there was a way.

Which way?

Assume that you fell in love with somebody in London.

I didn't!

Assume you did! Didn't you know any girl in London?

Yes. Let's take the example of my landlady's daughter Margaret.

She was very fond of seeing India.

So she used to learn Hindi from me.

She used to speak Hindi so well!

Assume that you got discreetly married to Margaret in London.

You then left her and came here.

Suppose she even follows you here...

...and meets Dr. Narmada Prasad...

...and suppose Chunky also acknowledges the marriage, then?

But from where will Margaret come?

That is the problem!

Firstly, there's very little time.

Or I'd have got some Margaret...

...from the city, explained to her, .

...brought before Chunky's father...

...and the engagement would be broken!

So would Chunky's teeth! But from where will Margaret come?

Only Margaret can save us from this problem.

Margaret will come!

She'll have to come.

There's only a day remaining between life and death.

I am desperate.

It's do or die! This is the only way!

Uncle.

Margaret will come tomorrow itself to meet the doctor!

Bravo, son!

Ramanuj, go ahead! We're with you!

Here, brother Rashidh. Have the sweets.

Have some. It's from Gangu's shop.

Eat. You're happy with this alliance, aren't you?

Yes, uncle.

Stop that! Cultivate a habit of addressing him as father!

Let me get married first!

Tomorrow is the engagement. The wedding will also be soon...

Right?

Certainly!

God willing, you'll even become a grandfather within a year!

May your words come true! I'm living, waiting for that day!

Eat.

May I come in?

Yes.

Come in.

Please be seated.

Thank you.

Hello, hello, hello.

My name is Mrignayani.

You speak very good Hindi. How's that?

My husband taught me.

Who are you?

- I'm Rashid Khan. - Hello.

Oh, Ma ma miya!

Gosh, what a beauty!

She looks like an angel! Is she your daughter?

She's like my niece, and his future daughter-in-law.

He is Dr. Narmada Prasad.

Oh.

I bow at you.

Namaste.

Is she getting married to your younger son? - No

I've only one son Chanakya, and she is going to be his wife.

Oh, my God.

I'll be dead!

If she's going to be your son's wife, then who am I?!

Meaning?

Father, your son got married to me in London.

He changed my name from Margaret to Mrignayani.

I'm your daughter-in-law.

God promise.

What are you saying?!

If you don't believe me, then see this.

A letter written in his writing.

Read it. Please give it to him.

He's written that he made a mistake by marrying me.

So he wants to sever ties with me, meaning he wants to...

...divorce me!

I've come from London to placate him!

This is indeed Chunky's handwriting.

What about me now, uncle?! I'm ruined!

You aren't ruined; you got saved.

I'm the one who's got ruined.

Both of you aren't ruined. It's the doctor who's ruined!

Margaret, you?

Chanky.

- What are you doing here? - I've come to meet you.

Get out from here.

Chanky. - Get out form here!

Chanky, Chanky. - Margret, you get out from here.

- Please don't leave me, Chunky! - Don't force yourself on me!

I'm not. I'm only begging at your feet!

Get out form here! - Chanki.

Hey... Hey.

I sure have realised that you do know her!

Now tell me, did you marry her?

Yes... No.

What do you mean by yes and no?

Yes, I did marry her.

No!

What about 'no'?

By 'no', I mean that it is a nightmare which I want to forget.

I don't know if you'll be able to forget the nightmare or not.

But you won't be able to forget this!

Save me, uncle!

You cannot escape me now!

- Doctor! - Move aside!

I disown you from today!

I won't even see your face! You're dead for me!

- Where are you going? - To hell! To die!

Then there's no other way out for me but to kill myself.

I'm coming too!

My Lord!

Wait, Mrignayani!

Urmi, go and stop her! She may actually kill herself! Go!

O' God! What's happened suddenly?!

Rashid, what's happened suddenly?

How will I face Mr. Abhyankar and his wife?

I had heard of rains without any clouds.

But for the first time, I've seen lightning strike without any clouds!

That was a hard blow!

Mother, why are you crying?

Whatever happened, was for the best.

I was not at all happy with this alliance.

Yes... I've always looked upon Chunky as a brother.

If I were unhappy with this wedding wouldn't you blame yourself?

Mother.

I believe that the boy was married?

Yes, dear.

We've never wished anybody I'll even in our dreams.

Then why did the Lord punish us?

What punishment? On the contrary, God has saved your family.

Watch, what a good proposal your daughter will get!

A prince will come riding on a white mare.

I'm not dreaming of a prince.

I'll thank God if I get a boy like you from a good family.

Like me? How can an ordinary boy like me...

...dream of fixing his alliance with your family?

Your husband and you are like gods.

You and me are poles apart!

Of course, I've passed my M.A. With a first class.

I've also earned a little name in sports and music.

I can also proudly call myself, a man of character.

Father has left behind a house a car and money worth millions.

I also have a godlike brother and sister-in-law at home.

But can I dream of being your son-in-law merely on these basis?

No, mother.

Urmi, why are you standing here?

Well... I... mother...

You're still crying? I told you to forget it!

- This is what I was explaining too. - What?

That there's no dearth of good boys.

You were wrong! There is indeed a dearth!

There's no dearth of boys but of good boys!

Yes. Shall I go?

When are you going?

Pardon!

You'd come for 10-12 days, right?

Now, make arrangements to leave.

"The flour is there; so are the pulses and the rice but there's no hunger.

"It's indeed a predicament."

"The flour is there; so are the pulses and the rice but there's no stove.

"It's indeed a predicament."

"The clouds are there; so is the lightning...

...rain and the setting, but there's no swing."

"It's indeed a predicament."

"The clouds are there; so is the lightning...

...rain and the setting, but there's no swing."

"It's indeed a predicament."

"We both are the plaintiffs."

"I wish we had got the freedom."

"Then, we couldn't have met secretly."

"And, we could have got married right away."

"The boy is here and the girl is here...

...so is the groom and bride. - But, not the priest."

"It's indeed a predicament."

"The boy is here and the girl is here...

...so is the groom and bride. - But, not the priest."

"It's indeed a predicament."

"Had you not been a boy and girl."

"But, if you had been a cock and a hen."

"You could have met at any place you wanted."

"And, you could have slept at any place you wanted."

"There's the vigil and the blind and the flash is behind the blind.

But, no sweetmeat."

"It's indeed a predicament."

"There's the vigil and the blind and the flash...

...is behind the blind. - But, no sweetmeat."

"It's indeed a predicament."

"Look at that drum and that music."

"Go, wear the matrimonial chaplet and come."

"But, what should I mount..."

"And, arrive as your groom?"

"There's the jungle and the tiger, the leopard and the bear.

But there's no horse."

"It's indeed a predicament."

"There's the jungle and the tiger, the leopard and the bear.

But there's no horse."

"It's indeed a predicament."

"Your pair indeed looks great."

"Both of your are like the moon and the partridge (Indian).

"And, we haven't yet seen and heard of."

"No love story as such."

"The hero's there; so is the heroine, villain...

...and the shooting, but there's no camera."

"It's indeed a predicament."

"The hero's there; so is the heroine, villain and...

...the shooting, but there's no camera."

"It's indeed a predicament."

"If I get drunk and go."

"I can make your father see the reason."

"But, I dread that..."

"I don't get caught on the way."

"There's the whisky and the soda, the water...

...and the thirst. - But, no permit."

"It's indeed a predicament."

"There's the whisky and the soda, the water, and the thirst.

But, no permit."

"It's indeed a predicament."

"It's indeed a predicament."

"It's indeed a predicament."

I feel very fresh after bathing.

Why don't you also take a bath?

A penny for your thoughts.

Firstly, father has given me a notice to leave.

Secondly, poor Chunky.

He was beaten and thrown out of his house because of us.

Why are you getting worked up?

His father will surely forgive him once he learns the truth.

But I certainly disapprove of you wearing a false moustache!

You could get caught any time!

Go home tomorrow itself and send your brother and his wife here.

Will that alone solve the problem?

Your father should also approve of me!

But even I'm not a person to concede defeat!

I'll jump from the tallest of trees to create a place in father's heart!

Meaning?

You won't understand.

Firstly, I've to solve Chunky's problem and that too, today!

Good-day, father.

Mrignayani.

Come in! Please sit.

But why are you wearing a black attire?

Despite being a married woman...

...I've become a widow, haven't I?

I empathise with your grief.

But come here, sit close to me.

It's better to sit at a distance.

Or a man's true colours can surface from close quarters.

You're right. I'll never forgive that scoundrel!

Never, daughter-in-law!

What did you say?

Daughter-in-law.

Blessed am I!

In the capacity of a daughter-in-law I've come to beg for something.

Forgive your son. Consider it to be a folly of youth.

This is my only request before I leave for London.

Mrignayani, don't talk about Chunky...

Hello.

Sister-in-law! Hello!

What! Urmi had very high fever last night?!

She was unconscious the whole night?

How much temperature does she have now?

I'll be there soon.

No, it's no favour.

You considered me to be your own even after what has happened.

I'll always be grateful to you for that.

Yes, I'll be there in a jiffy.

Urmi had very high fever at night.

She shouldn't have bathed in the river.

She bathed in the river?

No! She got drenched in the river.

She had jumped into the river the other day and saved my life.

Shall I also come to see her?

I want to meet her once before I leave.

I will go to see her.

All right. Come.

Come, Narmada.

Come, Mrignayani.

- Shankar, take this inside. - Yes.

Mrignayani, go with him.

You! Come, come.

Who is she?

She is the unlucky one whom Chunky married and then fled to India.

Oh..

The poor thing was going to kill herself but Urmila saved her.

So when she heard that Urmi was sick, she came to see her.

Come. You the English?

No.

Oh, oh. You the American?

Like your sister.

She's fine. Her fever has subsided now.

You the Indian!

Shankar, let's go upstairs.

Good Lord! You!

You haven't eaten anything since yesterday.

I'll prepare vegetable soup. You can have some of it.

No, don't talk about food. I'm just not hungry!

Come in... please come.

You! I mean, what brings you here?!

- How are you, Urmila? - Mother, she is Chunky's wife.

- Hello. - Please sit.

You said you'd make vegetable soup for me.

Please get it, I'm starved.

Hey! I'll get it right away... Come on, Shankar.

- How's Urmi? - Her fever has come down now.

But I was worried. So I bothered you.

There's no question about bothering me.

- I'll get some soup for her. - Okay. I'll go and check her.

Sit.

So, you got drenched and fell ill?

How did you know?

I know everything.

Mrignayani told me how you jumped into the water and saved her.

What?

Oh...

That was my duty.

You have done a very noble deed by saving her life.

The vegetables must have got boiled. Grind it.

See what fruits & sweets are there...

...and take them for Chunky's wife.

- Why? - What do you mean?!

- She has come for the first time! - First time?

I mean, she'll come here regularly.

Will you give her sweets every time?

Yes, I'll! I'll even give her dinner today! Do as told!

This man is deceiving everybody!

- Take one pill every 6 hours. - Okay.

You'll be perfectly fine by tomorrow.

Mrignayani, will you come with me?

Allow me to stay with her for a little longer.

No! I'm perfectly fine. Go home.

Home? My home has been ruined!

Okay.

Let her stay with you for some time.

Phone me when she wants to leave.

You'll die, but you'll take me along too!

Why have you come here?!

I went to the doctor's place. There, I heard...

Why did you go to him again?!

Our work's done but Chunky is in trouble.

Therefore, I had to go there so that...

...the doctor would forgive him.

Then there was a call from here.

- And you came here! - What else could I do?!

I learnt that you were unconscious, and my senses went reeling!

Here, eat this.

Won't you eat with me?

She eats after feeding everyone.

In any case, my boss hasn't yet come.

You take the name of Lord Ganesh.

What?

I mean, start.

- Eat. - What's this? Indian sauce?

It's called as chutney in Hindi.

- This is tasty! I'll have it all! - Go ahead.

Give me 2-3 'pattice' more.

It's called as 'kachori'.

One should not overeat in a foreign land!

She is feeding me so lovingly. I'll eat to my heart's content.

Mother is indeed a goddess!

Sir... I mean, madam, you speak very good Hindi.

How did you learn such good Hindi despite staying abroad?

His love, Shankar! His love!

The things love makes one do!

- It even makes you face the music! - Shut up!

- My dear. - Mother?

- May I leave now? - I won't let you go so late at night.

Leave in the morning. I've phoned Dr. Narmada Prasad.

Sleep in Urmi's room.

No! This cannot be!

What cannot be?

- I can't sleep with her in one room. - Why not?

How do I explain to you?

When I sleep, noises are emitted from my nose...

what's it called?

- Snoring. - Yes, snoring.

Perhaps, that's why my husband divorced me.

Yes, that could be possible.

Why don't you sleep in the room adjoining Urmi's?

The room is clean and there's a bed too.

That would be fine.

As you wish.

I'm unnecessarily troubling you.

It's no trouble. Go and sleep.

Okay.

Good night, brother.

Go.

Even you eat.

No. I'm waiting for Ramanuj.

He won't come today. He's trapped.

What do you know! He will surely come!

If he comes today, then I'll not take a month's salary!

Get going! You blabber too much!

Mother.

You've come?! Please sit.

Shankar.

- Why haven't you slept as yet? - I was waiting for you.

Mother!

You! You have come?

How would I not? I haven't met mother for 2 days.

I was so restive.

Are you at peace now? But I've lost a month's pay!

Stop talking! Get the 'kachori' kept in the casserole.

- No! I can't eat anymore! - What!

I mean I've already eaten from out.

No! She's made it with so much affection.

So she will feed you too!

Right?

I'll bring it in a jiffy.

I, myself, will feed you today.

You'll be leaving after some days.

Will you forget your mother once you're gone?

Can anybody forget you?

I'm leaving so that I can be your son for the rest of my life.

Then, do talk to your brother and his wife about Urmi.

Even you convince father.

Here, it is, sir! Hot 'kachori'!

You have to finish all of it.

Hey, how many are you giving?!

I've given only four. There's even some chutney with it.

Consider it to be Indian sauce and eat it!

Eat this!

Here you go.

Enough of it, stop it.

You feed him. He will not refuse you.

- Right, sir? - Okay.

Here.

Eat this.

Start now.

Eat slowly, sir.

Yes.

Take.

Savitri

Who's vomiting upstairs?

Vomiting?

I'll go and see.

Damn!

I've indigestion.

In a vengeful mood...

...Shankar forced me to eat many 'kachoris' yesterday.

- Damn! - Ms. Urmi!

Take this.

- Who is vomiting? - Mr. Ramanuj.

I believe you forced down many 'kachoris' down his throat!

He is not a child that I could have forced it down!

He, himself, ate it!

Ten 'kachoris' as Margaret and twelve, as Ramanuj!

Good Lord! Is he a man or a demon?!

A man... a woman.

What's the matter?

Mrignayani is unwell. She is vomiting.

- Vomiting? - Yes.

No wonder she was relishing the chutney!

So?

Didn't you understand? She is pregnant!

Yes!

I'll see how Chunky runs away from her!

I'll phone the doctor right now!

No!

You could have a check-up too.

I'll not let any outsider touch my body.

Hear, hear! But he's your father-in-law.

A father-in-law is like a father.

A father-in- law and a father are men, aren't they?!

Don't worry. I'll take her to Dr. (Mrs.)Dixit. Go to your room.

Okay, but I'll be the one who'll inform the doctor.

Fine.

Shankar, take him away from the rear door quickly!

Come.

Now go! Goodbye forever, Margaret!

Listen.

Get Urmi married as soon as possible.

Fine. But that's provided we find a good boy.

Why look elsewhere?

There is a good boy right in front of our eyes.

- Right in front of our eyes? - Yes.

- Who? - Ramanuj.

- Ramanuj. - Yes.

Margaret turned up for Chunky and a Mona or Sona may turn up for him!

You have not liked from the beginning. What does he lack?

Not lack! Everything is in excess!

The excess compassion, the attempt to be overly sweet.

The continuous harping of 'father! ', 'mother! '

This is his biggest flaw!

If there's less salt in the food a man can add more salt and eat.

But if there's excess salt, then he spits it!

I'm telling you that there's surely something which he's trying to hide!

You're unnecessarily suspecting him.

Not unnecessarily!

Tell me, what does it mean if a girl like Urmi comes before...

...a young boy of present times...

...and he doesn't even look at her?

This means that the boy has good upbringing and immaculate manners.

My foot!

There can be only two implications.

Either he is an impostor or he is not a man.

Sir! Mr. Ramanuj has met with an accident!

Where? How?

You have fallen from such a high tree. Cry more loudly in pain.

Hey, Ramanuj! What happened?

The gentleman went to pluck 'jamuns' from a tree at 'Kaalimai' creek.

Good Lord!

At Kali Mai's place?

Yes. Fortunately, he fell as soon as he climbed the tree.

Few people saw him or else, the wild animals would have devoured him!

I showed him to the doctor. He has dressed his wound.

Ramanuj has been called for an X-ray day-after-tomorrow.

So, have you had 'jamuns' to your heart's desire?

I went to pluck them not for myself but for father.

For me?

- When did I tell you? - You did not.

Shankar had told me the other day that you have diabetes.

My father too had diabetes. Eating 'jamuns' benefitted him.

When I heard about diabetes, I thought of 'jamuns'...

...with 'jamuns', I thought of my dad, and with dad...

...I thought of you.

Wouldn't I do this if my own father were alive?

Wow! Fantastic! Bless you, my child!

Shankar, take him inside. I'll get milk with turmeric for him.

- What happened? - An accident.

Ramanuj has fallen from a tree. I hope there's no fracture!

- Shankar. - Yes?

Take him carefully. And take this shoe too.

Let's go.

"My hear started to fear"

Urmi, you? So late at night?

I'm beginning to get scared. You're going overboard now.

Don't be afraid.

Before going, I wanted to do a feat which would have father...

...praise me.

That's why I put on this charade, and we even succeeded.

I'm going home tomorrow.

To send brother and his wife here.

So that henceforth, we won't have to meet discreetly.

Savitri, bring it soon!

Take this... You're going to the city tomorrow, right?

Then ask Shankar to book the bus ticket.

No. Even Rashid may come with me but one can never trust him.

I'll ask him, and then book the ticket.

Okay.

Father.

Hey! Why did you get up in this condition?

I want to talk to you.

So, you could have called me!

Well... I...

Come on... careful.

Thank you, father.

Thank you.

What's it?

Father, I've received plenty of love...

...and happiness in your house.

I wanted to go home feeling joyful...

...but everything has gone topsy-turvy.

I've became a burden on you.

I want to return home today itself.

Son, I'm a man of principles.

I only do whatever my principles permit me to.

But if a guest falls ill...

...then to look after him is also my principle.

- You've got to take an X-ray today? - Yes, father.

Go home if the doctor permits you.

But if you have a fracture, then I'll not let you go.

It's a matter of my principle.

I'm going to the city tomorrow.

A friend named Rodricks is ill there.

Yes.

Do you know Rodricks?

What? No, I don't.

Then why did you say yes and nod your head?

Well... I've a habit of nodding my head.

What's that called? MUDRADOSH (faulty posture).

After meeting Rodricks, I'll go to your house to tell them how you're.

No! Do not go to my house! There will be a problem!

What problem?

You don't know my sister-in-law.

When she hears about my condition, she'll scream and create...

...an uproar!

She will come to meet me here with a broken leg!

I implore you not to go to my house.

Fine. If you have such strong objections, then I won't go.

Thank you. Shall I go and rest?

Yes. Go and rest.

Uncle. Uncle!

Uncle is on his way!

He appears very excited. I'm sure something has happened.

Damn! You hide, I'll go and see.

Rashid!

Rashid! - What's wrong? You appear worried.

Rashid, I'm going to the city by the 10 O'clock bus today.

But we were supposed to leave tomorrow.

You come tomorrow but I'm leaving today.

What's happened suddenly? Is everything okay?

My suspicion has been confirmed.

When I told Ramanuj that I'd be going to the city tomorrow...

...and to his house to mention about his condition...

...he was aghast.

He screamed as if I was going to murder someone in his house!

Why was he so afraid? There surely must be something!

I'll go to his house today itself...

...and clear my nagging suspicions!

I'll also come today.

It's boring to go alone. The journey is too long.

Fine. I'll book your ticket too. Come soon.

- We're in deep trouble! - I heard everything. Now what?!

Ask Urmi to go out of the house under the...

...pretext of taking an X-ray.

Ask her to then send Ramanuj in a taxi to the city.

So that he can explain everything to his brother and sister-in-law.

Ask him to return in the same taxi.

But if aunt doesn't find him at home for so long, she'll...

...create an uproar!

- Then you sleep in his place! - Me?!

Urmi, Shankar and you try to manage things for one night here.

While I try to handle matters over there. Go!

- Good-day, sir. - How are you? - Fine, sir.

Hey! Why have you returned so suddenly?

- Has brother returned from home? - No.

- Where are your children? - They have a holiday today.

They've gone to their aunt's place.

But why do you look so worried?

- Come in, I'll tell you. - Tell me, what happened?

At least tell me. - Come inside, sis-in-law.

Come.

Bandage your foot and then sleep with a blanket over your head.

All of you'll have me killed!

I'd to receive beatings from father too.

And now, I'll have to receive the same from uncle's shoes!

- Has Ramanuj come? - Yes, he has, mother.

- What did the doctor say? - He's been given an injection...

...and advised rest for at least 12-15 hours.

- Let me see him. - What will you see? See later.

We've been asked not to disturb him.

What have you done?!

I've told you what I've done. Now, you handle this!

Hello, Bahadur.

Mr. Abhyankar is here? Was he asking about me?

No? Very good. If he asks, tell him I'm out of station.

And be very hospitable to him.

I'll send sister-in-law right now.

They're here.

Why did you say, they should wait?

You should have made them go away.

Please sit. Madam will be here.

They seem quite rich. They must be millionaires.

There's no doubt about that.

Despite being so affluent...

...our Ramanuj is so simple and innocent.

That's it!

- Good-day! - Good-day!

Please sit... Who are you?

We've come to meet Mr. Ramprakash.

He is not at home!

Saved! I mean, we're damned! We've come from so far.

When will he return?

Around 10-11 at night.

10-11 at night?! We have to return!

My name is Hariprasad Abhyankar. He's my relative.

We've come from Chandanpur.

We were going to come to your place but...

- You had slipped, right? - Yes.

How's your leg now?

It still hurts very badly.

Can I've a glass of water, please?

Please sit. I'll bring it right away.

Let's go out and have a soft drink.

I'm not thirsty, Rashid. It was only an excuse.

- An excuse? - Yes.

I wanted to watch her gait. Please sit.

I had told you that something is fishy.

Why?

You have seen Ramanuj's sister - in-law as well as his house.

That's what I'm saying!

Ramanuj had said that his brother's wife had hurt her right...

...leg, right?

But she was showing us her left leg!

Damn! Sometimes, such a confusion does arise! I'll explain.

Assume that I've hurt my right knee. Place your hand here.

Did you see?

From your angle, it's my right knee and your left hand!

It happens.

Please take.

- Mrs. Sharma. - Yes?

Which leg had you hurt?

I had hurt my right leg but sometimes, even my left leg hurts.

You mean, the pain shifts to your right...

...as well as your left leg?

Yes!

Yeah, shifting pain.

Sometimes right, sometimes left! Am I right?

Yes!

Brother-in-law?! You!

Let's go inside! Come on!

Please sit, I'll be back soon.

How did you come home suddenly?

Where did the other brother-in-law spring up from?!

They were two brothers, right? Ramprakash and Ramanuj.

Where did the third one come from?

Plot thickens, my dear Watson.

Plot thickens.

What!

Rashid... come here.

Isn't he the same man whom she addressed as brother-in-law...

...and then took him inside?

It cannot be him. But it could be his twin brother.

And look! This man has a moustache but the other man didn't.

I see! A tale of twins!

One has a moustache, while the other does not!

Yes!

Deception!

I'll tell him the truth. If I get punished, then so be it.

No, wait. Let me think.

Go and ask them for tea.

Okay.

Now, tell me everything. Don't hide any details.

Will you have something to drink?

No! Please don't bother.

The man who came just now is your...

He is my brother-in-law.

I see. What's his name?

Om Prakash Sharma.

And the man in this picture is your husband. He is Ramprakash.

Y... yes.

Mrs. Sharma, this...

Mr. Omprakash and Mr. Ramprakash are twins, aren't they?

Just like how Dilip Kumar had a twin in the film 'Ram Aur Sham'?

You're absolutely correct!

I understood!

There are twin brothers in the Australian cricket team too.

Steewa-Magwa.

Steave Waugh. Mark Waugh.

Wow! Wow!!

Oh yes! I forgot to mention why I had come here!

Well... Ramanuj...

Ramanuj?

Who is Ramanuj?

Ramanuj - your other brother-in-law.

Oh, Mannu!

We affectionately call Ramanuj as Mannu. What happened to him?

He has hurt his leg a bit. But there is no need to be afraid.

Come to my house with your husband.

And also bring your brother-in-law Mr. Omprakash.

- Sure. - Let's leave, Rashid.

We've to meet Rodricks, and then catch the night bus too.

That's right.

Hello. - Hello. - Hello.

This will be a case of impersonation, of cheating!

By impersonating Ramanuj...

They have returned but I think we've been caught.

Mr. Abhyankar is suspicious about us.

Naturally! He was a police officer.

Why didn't you tell me that you went there as Ramanuj?

I got trapped!

What will happen now?

Shankar, go back.

Don't try to escape from there.

I've an important meeting at 3 tomorrow.

After the meeting, we'll leave at night and reach there in...

...the morning.

We'll tell Mr. Abhyankar the truth.

The rest is his wish.

Go. You have learnt a lesson.

You can't achieve a thing by acting smart!

Go.

- Mr. Chunky, get up! Sir's here. - He is?

Yes.

You took so long! Do you know aunt has come here ten times?!

What could I do? The taxi got spoilt on the way.

Where are you going, mother?

- To see Ramanuj. - But he is sleeping.

Is he still sleeping?!

He hasn't eaten or had anything to drink!

But why are you disturbing him?

How much will he sleep?

I've brought some offerings from the temple.

- Give it to me. You don't go in... - Quiet! Just be quiet!

I'll touch this flower to his forehead. I won't wake him up.

Move!

Mother, let it be!

What's wrong?

He's got fever, he's shivering.

Really? Let me see him. Move aside.

Let him rest.

Can't you see the agonising pain the poor boy is going through?

Hold this.

Is it paining a lot?

- Yes, mother! - Did you hear?

You don't want me to see him! The pain the poor boy is in!

Mother! Let him rest!

Quiet! You're repeatedly asking me to let him rest!

How will he be able to rest if the pain does not alleviate?

Just let me see how the poor boy's leg is.

Hey! Both the legs are bandaged, and both are right legs!

Madam, don't lift the blanket! You'll faint!

Quiet!

Rashid, go home now and come after 2 hours.

I'll let the secret out.

But I see no secret. You are unnecessarily...

You're blind!

How do you think I've spent so many years serving the police force?

This was a drama.

Come after 2 hours and see how I end this drama!

Dear God, now You handle things! Scoot!

What have all of you done?!

Believe me, we meant no harm.

I can understand that. But what do we do now?

Please do something.

You're the only one who can save all of us.

- Chunky, go! - Okay.

Shankar, you also go.

He will have to be stopped somehow.

If he comes in, disaster will strike!

- I'll stop him outside, okay? - Okay.

Now what?

Don't worry. We'll tell him the truth and seek forgiveness.

You don't realise that he just does not believe in forgiving.

- You're back? - Hey, what's this?

You have gone absolutely pale! And you're wheezing too!

Did you have your medicine at night?

There was one dose remaining.

I took the medicine. Come inside.

No! You don't look fine.

Narmada had said that he may have to check you...

...and change the medicine.

I'll go fetch him.

You must be tired. Come inside.

No, I'm perfectly fine. Go in and rest.

- But... - Take this inside.

Go and lie inside. I'll fetch him in a jiffy.

Narmada, my wife is having wheezing problems again!

The medicines are also over.

I fear she may have an attack again.

I've to go to a patient's house.

You go, I'll come home from there.

I'll be there in 10-15 minutes. Don't worry.

Narmada, what's the matter?

At least tell me, what's the matter?!

I got Mrignayani's letter yesterday.

Mrignayani.

My daughter-in-law Margaret.

She's sent her regards to you and your wife.

She's written only a few lines but there's so much pain in them!

Respected father...

Blessings.

I'm leaving for London tomorrow.

The love and affection I received from you is invaluable for me.

Pray that God takes away my life soon.

That will bring me ultimate peace.

Did you see...

...a daughter seeks death as a blessing from her father?

You read it. I'll not be able to read it further.

Chunky is so unfortunate to have rejected such a nice girl!

Is this her handwriting?

I mean, is it Margaret's writing?

Yes.

Do you have a picture of her?

Yes.

Show me.

Okay.

Look at the way he has decorated 'P' and 'B'.

She had given me this picture so that...

...I would always remember her.

Narmada, forget everything.

Be happy and forgive Chanakya.

Would you have forgiven him if you were in my place?

I've already forgiven him.

And I've also have decided to make only him my son-in-law.

Go to your patient's house now.

After that, I'll show you your future...

...and former daughter-in-law!

I don't quite understand.

You'll understand it all!

Keep this letter with you, and I'll keep this picture!

Where are you going?! Ramanuj is feeling fine now.

- He's fine, isn't he? - Yes.

Watch how his health suffers now!

May I come in.

Come in.

Good morning, Mr. Sharma.

How is your leg?

I'm inquiring about your leg for no apparent reason.

I've brought such good news that you'll dance with joy!

Won't you ask me what the news is?...

I've fixed Urmila's marriage.

- With whom? - With Chunky, obviously!

That's provided Chunky's wife has no objection!

You don't understand, do you?

You must have understood, Mr...

Which name do I address you by?

Ramanuj

Mrignayani?

Margrette"

Or do you have some more names?!

Well... my name is Shankar. I... Father, I...

Don't you dare call me father! You cheat!

- What was your intention?! - Leave him!

- Answer! What was your intention?! - Leave him!

Move aside!

Mother! - Don't you touch her!

Father...

Mrignyani!

Margrette!

The police are on their way.

I'll teach you a lesson which...

...you'll never forget all your life!

You entered the bedroom, disguised as a girl!

You're so despicable that I feel repulsive to even touch you!

Or I, myself, would have killed you!

The police will handle you now!

Utmila!

Urmila!

Shankar, come here quickly!

Hey.

- What's the matter, sir? - What's the matter, father?

What's wrong?

What happened to mother?!

She is unconscious! Take her to the room.

I'll phone the doctor.

Mother.

Rashid, come here soon! Savitri is critical!

Narmada Prasad is neither at home nor in the dispensary!

Fetch another doctor immediately!

Escape immediately.

What was the commotion inside about?

Mother has suddenly fallen ill...

...and we're unable to find any doctor.

There's no time to talk. I'm going to be with mother.

Escape immediately! The police are on their way!

This is the limit! Is there no doctor?!

Either they are not in the dispensary or they are not at home.

Look, what's happened to her suddenly!

Don't worry. The One above is very merciful.

Everything will be fine.

- Sister-in-law! - Mother!

I'm glad you have come, Narmada. Go inside.

She is very critical.

You wait! You're under arrest!

I know, inspector. Please give me some time.

Come with me!

Nobody can take me away from here till my mother recovers!

Will you use force?!

Yes, if you behave adamantly, then I'll even resort to force!

Hey, Mister.

Officer, let him go... Go.

He won't go anywhere.

If he wanted to escape, he wouldn't have returned.

God sent me here at the nick of time!

Don't officer.

Everything will be fine. You got me at the right time.

Let her rest.

- Are you leaving? - I will not go anywhere.

I'll be with your father.

I'll be here till she is out of danger.

How is she now?

It was a very serious attack.

If it were a little bit more late, then...

Sit.

How did Ramanuj reach you?

He went to my house first.

He learnt that I was in Bhagwandas' house, so he came there.

He said, 'This man can be treated later.

Come with me immediately.

He said that his mother was very ill.

He brought me here forcefully.

When the car reached here, I said that this was...

...Mr. Abhyankar's house.

To which he replied, 'This is where my mother lives.'

What does this boy mean to your wife?

Savitri considers him to be like her son.

He has indeed fulfilled the duty of a son today.

But I've never seen him here before.

Couldn't you recognize your daughter-in-law?

- My daughter-in-law? - Yes! Your daughter-in-law!

You mean Ma... Ma...

Margarett.

Oh, no.

Oh, no!

Oh, my God!

Sir.

Shankar, I troubled you a lot. Please forgive me.

Please take this.

What's this?

This is the money you had given me.

But it's for you. Why are you giving it to me?

To take money from you even after what you have done for madam.

I'm not such a scoundrel.

Please take it.

Where are you going?

Police Station.

Isn't this what you wanted?

But I've a request to make.

Please don't tell mother that...

...I'm going to surrender to the police.

Tell her that I've gone to my house.

Why should I say that?!

I don't know how to put on a charade like you!

She won't be able to bear it.

A second attack could prove fatal.

I know that telling lies is against your principles.

But if a lie is said or a charade...

...is done for someone's good, then.

May I know who has benefited from this charade?!

Perhaps, this house has.

Perhaps, all of us have.

Therefore, I bow before this charade.

A charade is a charade, Rashid! And a lie is a lie!

And no lie is so noble that one bows before it!

But from your talks, it appears that you too were a part of...

...the conspiracy!

And if it is true, then even you'll have to go to prison!

Yes, it is true, and... I am willing to go to prison.

Father.

I know it! You knew each other from before!

But I want to hear you say it!

What a shame! Even you were a part of this wretched conspiracy?

What a shame!

Your older brother's death was God's wish. I tolerated it!

I had imbibed within you certain principles & culture, and...

...raised you.

But by denouncing them you've caused me more pain than my...

...son's death!

May I ask, what sins are you punishing me for?!

Believe me, I did all this...

...only so that I wouldn't be the one to cause you grief.

But today, I've realized that it was a mistake.

I should have told you the truth.

You knew each other, didn't you?

So you should have got married without my permission!

Yes!

I would be hurt but at least...

...I wouldn't have got such a big jolt!

At least, I wouldn't consider myself...

...to be a helpless man let down by his own daughter!

They didn't want get married...

...without your permission and blessing.

So they tread on the path of lies!

And you're justifying for them!

Punish me in whatever way you must, and not Ramanuj.

Whatever he did, was at my behest, was for me.

Please forgive him.

I'm the real culprit.

I had learnt about everything.

And after learning about it...

...I shouldn't have hidden it from you.

So, forgive both of them and punish me.

Why are both of you trying to save me?

I deserve to be punished.

Punish me. It was my folly, sir.

Folly?!

Staying in a girl's room...

...for an entire night disguised as a girl.

Shameless man! Do you call this as folly?!

- This is not true! - Sister-in-law!

- This is not true! - Please rest inside!

Quiet! Please be quiet!

I want to talk to him.

Okay, let's go inside.

I'll say whatever I have to, right here!

All right! But you shouldn't have come out in this condition.

Let whatever has to happen, happen!

But listen to what I've to say.

- I... I... - Okay, sit here. Let's talk here.

Sit. What's it that you want to say?

Please forgive them.

Please heed me. They are our children.

How can I forgive them, Savitri?

They have dishonoured our family!

He was with your daughter the whole night disguised as a girl. - No!

He certainly had come to our house, disguised as a girl.

But he did not spend the night in Urmi's room.

Look, I'm a mother.

I'm most concerned about my daughter's honour.

You have seen the mistakes he has committed.

But I know the things he could have done, but did not.

Trust me! Please forgive him!

Enough! Relax, Savitri.

Welcome, Mrs. Sharma!

I think your leg is fine.

And who are you? Mr. Ramprakash Sharma or Mr. Omprakash Sharma?

Sir, call me anything you want.

Mete out any punishment.

Send us to jail if you must.

But we've come to fulfill our duty by seeking forgiveness.

Believe it or not, we meant no harm.

I've not come here to seek forgiveness...

...but to ask your daughter's hand in marriage for my brother-in-law.

We'll remain here till you give your consent.

Bless you. Come in and sit.

Shankar, bring a chair for Mr. Sharma.

I think the stone has started melting. Go to him.

Let the tears remain! They look good... Go.

My dear Ramanuj, you also move ahead.

And the moment you get a chance, beg at his feet.

There's no need to feel shy.

He is going to be your father-in-law.

And a father-in-law is like a father. Go on.

Go and beg at the feet of Mr. & Mrs. Abhyankar!

You have harassed us a lot!

Uncle, I committed a big folly. Please forgive me.

Aunt, you also forgive me.

Please forgive me... sir.

Quiet!

Don't say sir... Address me as father.

Brother.

Behind your back...

...we'd call you Hariprasad 'Bhayankar'.

But today, you have indeed lived up to your name...

...which means kind!

- Won't you open the sweet packet? - Of course, we'll.

Ramanuj, you open.

Father... Father!

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Hello, My name is Ingrid Ivorra

I am 19 years old

I've been a Pop/Folk singer-songwriter

For 4 years

I grew up in a musical family, so I was raised surrounded by music.

Now I have decided to launch myself into the creation of a first 6-tracks EP (Mini-album.)

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My project, it's a 6 tracks-EP (Mini-album)

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In NO particular order, here are the most brutal military training out there!

8 - Kaibiles - Guatemala To even be considered for membership in Guatemala's

elite Kaibiles is a massive honor – only 128 people enter into the program a year,

and the graduating class has never been larger than 10.

Training is a brutal, intense two months designed to break down the recruits physically and

mentally.

It's hard to decide what's worse – on the physical side, they have to crawl naked

through thorns and perform field surgery on themselves.

One test referred to as "The Inferno" requires them to spend two full days neck-deep

in water without sleeping.

Training takes place during both daytime and nighttime.

Sleep is permitted for no longer than three hours a day, if the right to it is earned.

The right to eat must also be earned; before being allowed to eat, soldiers must successfully

climb a rope, do five pull-ups, ten push-ups, and run two miles in 18 minutes or less wearing

full combat gear, then duck walk to the mess hall, after which they are given 30 seconds

to eat.

The Kaibiles are infamous for their reputed practice of forcing recruits to k*ll animals,

which includes raising a puppy and bonding with it before k*lling and eating it, as well

as biting the heads off live chickens.

Are you kidding me?!?!

In addition, recruits are shot and forced to perform field surgery on themselves, and

to drink water out of recently fired artillery shells.

As part of the course's finishing ritual, every recruit must drink "Bomb", a mix of

tequila, whiskey, rum, beer, water, and gunpowder, served in a bamboo glass with a bayonet tied

to it.

Soldiers must drink it carefully, so as not to get drunk and cut themselves with the bayonet.

Once they successfully complete this ritual, they are inducted into the Kaibiles.

How are these dudes not insane at the end?!?!

7 - Spetsnaz - Russia Whereas most Special Operations Forces train

to make you a more competent warrior and hone your skills, the Spetznaz embrace the fact

that war is full of pain and misery, so they train their guys accordingly.

Training involves learning a unique martial art.

Being a Spetznaz martial art, it obviously teaches the soldiers how to disarm and k*ll

as quickly as possible, as well as how to fire two guns at once.

After soldiers are fully trained in the art of ass-kicking, a popular training exercise

is to allow Russian recruits to beat the living sh*t out of each other to test their skills.

But obviously recruits can only test their own skills so much -- to really test the limits

of what a soldier can do, you need the experienced guiding hand of a superior officer.

Listen to this one.

Supposedly, young soldiers are woken up in the middle of the night, dragged through the

dark and thrown into a room.

The room is dark, cramped and filled with blood and rotten organs…..yes….chunks

of rotten flesh and piles of bleeding entrails.

The blood and organs come from a nearby slaughterhouse, which makes absolutely no difference to the

soldiers who were still asleep just moments ago.

Blood is a part of war, and if the soldiers can literally wade through it, it's not going

to bother them in a battle situation, which just may just give them that split second

advantage to catch their opponent by surprise.

The Spetsnaz also undergo various disturbing "pain management" drills, such as standing

in a line and getting punched and kicked by their instructor.

The point of this is to make it so they can ignore injuries in combat and strike back

hard.

6 - Marine Corps - Taiwan Every step of the path Taiwanese men need

to take in order to become Marines is incredibly difficult, but none are quite like the path

called quote "Road to Heaven".

Conducted during the tenth and final week of their training at Kaohsiung military base,

the Road is a grueling crawl along a pathway of jagged stones and coral.

The men aren't allowed to wear anything but shorts as they tackle the belly-down crawl,

and instructors stop them and force them to do calisthenics at various points along the

brutal crawl.

By the end, their bodies are bloody, tattered messes, but if the recruits don't perform

to the Marine standard, they're forced to do the whole thing over again.

The "Road to Heaven" starts with a hard fall from standing to planking position.

The fall looks to be tough on the elbows, but immediately after, the recruits begin

to crawl through the sharp rocks on the points of their knees and elbows.

In some ways, the training simulates a landing on a rocky beach, but it appears to function

mainly as a test in which the trainees must will themselves to conquer pain.

The path has ten stopping points, and at each one the recruits must stop and perform an

exercise.

If an instructor isn't satisfied with a recruits' form, or perhaps their level of misery, they're

ordered to start again.

As they make their way, instructors pour salt water over the open wounds of the soldiers

in training.

What!

Friends and family are encouraged to attend this final training event and can be seen

on the sidelines tearing up as they watch this bloody ordeal.

5 - Commando Hubert - France The French don't exaaaaactly have the world's

most fearsome reputation when it comes to their military.

But to become a frogman in the elite Commando Hubert division requires training that would

easily destroy most ordinary men.

No more than a dozen of the military's best divers are allowed into the program, which

lasts a total of 27 very intense weeks.

The meat of the training comes in the second phase, in which the recruits are required

to plan and execute simulated raids on ships by swimming under the cover of darkness, and

boarding and planting fake explosives without being caught.

By the end of it, recruits are expected to be as comfortable in the water as they are

on land.

One mistake at any point can lead to instant expulsion from the program.

Considering the complexity of most of the tasks this unit is responsible for, and the

extreme, mostly wet conditions wherein they need to complete them…perfection of execution

is a pretty tall order.

4 - Storm Corps - North Korea Of course North Korea would push their soldiers

to the limits of human endurance.

What else is there to do there?

What the Hermit Kingdom lacks in technological advancement they make up for in sheer insanity.

If high school graduates enter the "Storm Corps," they have to do 13 years of military

service, a three-year "military service of loyalty" extension after the standard

ten year term.

Storm Corps soldiers wake up at 5 in the morning, walk out to a tree wrapped with heavy ropes

and punch it 5,000 times.

They then punch ragged tin cans and piles of salt to turn their fists into clubbing

wads of scar tissue.

The most difficult thing for a new recruit is extra training after the scheduled daily

tasks.

After the evening check-up, squad leaders take cadets out and make them exercise for

an hour including sparring, kicking, balancing and pull ups, and then makes them run up a

200m mountainside with a mattress on their back.

The North Korean army wants every Storm Corpsman to be able to defeat 10 armed men single-handed.

Kim Il Sung himself was quoted as saying the Special Operation Force "is the strongest

elite force of the entire Korean People's Army and is the unique vanguard force of the

Armed Forces of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea."

3.

Shayetet 13 - Israel Israel takes their military very seriously,

with every non-Arab citizen required to serve for at least two years.

There are many levels of service, though, with some of the most devout conscripts heading

straight for Shayetet 13, the Navy unit that serves as one of the military's primary

special ops forces.

The training regimen to join takes a total of 20 months, accepting only the most elite

recruits.

The survivors are molded into terrifyingly efficient soldiers with extensive hand-to-hand

training in the martial art of krav maga.

During the quote "Dedicated" phase, the most rigorous phase of training which lasts

about a year, most of the dropouts leave during this phase.

This phase includes training in advanced diving techniques with close-circuit systems, underwater

demolition, sea-to-land incursions via diving, ships, submarines, and parachuting into the

sea.

The unit's snipers also undergo six weeks of sniper training, divided into three weeks

of long-range sniper training at the Israel Defense Forces Sniper School, and three weeks

of short-range sniper training for hostage situations.

Cadets then train in maritime counter-terrorism operations, such as the boarding of vessels,

oil rigs and near-coast buildings.

Those that graduate are known as the "silent men" for their incredible stealth, and much

of their training involves being put in dangerous and scary situations where making any kind

of sound would disqualify you from the program.

2.

Special Warfare Command - South Korea With a constant threat from their volatile

northern neighbor, South Korea's Army Special Warfare Command is responsible for special

operations in the country.

SWC soldiers frequently work closely with US Green Berets and their operations include

guerrilla warfare, assassinations, and counter-terrorism.

Every year, members of the SWC must participate in winter warfare training in the mountains

of Pyeongchang, east of Seoul.

Conditions in Pyeongchang generally include temperatures as low as negative 22 degrees

Fahrenheit as well as deep snow.

During the training exercises, SWC soldiers need to complete various exercise regimes

in the cold, including shirtless long-distance runs.

The idea behind all this is to acclimate soldiers to any intense conditions they may find themselves

in during a real war situation.

Seemingly bizarre, the training instills a sense of mental and physical toughness within

the SWC ranks.

Aside from becoming acclimated to adverse physical conditions, all members of the SWC

must achieve a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and advanced marksman skills.

1 - Navy SEALs - United States The training regimen of the U.S. Navy SEALs

is legendary all around the world, and within the world of special operations forces.

Most notable is the time that's called "Hell Week," a week-long smorgasbord of pain and

suffering.

Training activities range from carrying heavy wooden logs up near-vertical sand dunes to

the infamous trial that's "surf torture," in which soldiers lock arms and wade into

freezing cold ocean water.

They stay in the water for 15 minutes at a time, take a five-minute break to be checked

for signs of hypothermia and then are ordered back in over and over again.

All of this happens while having only a total of four hours sleep.

And that's not four hours per day, either -- that's over the course of the entire week!!

HOLY S**T!

There usually isn't a formal announcement when "Hell Week" actually starts, with the

only announcement being the sudden, massive series of artillery explosions and gunfire,

and the screams of the instructors telling everyone to get their asses outside.

That's because in preparation for what has to be the world's worst surprise party, the

entire base is tricked out to simulate a real-life combat zone.

The central courtyard where the trainees are made to exercise is lined with barrels filled

with artillery simulators, which, as the name would suggest, are blanks that replicate artillery

strikes all the way from the whistling of the "incoming" shell to the very massive and

very real explosion that soon follows.

The trainees will continue to do their drills among the random explosions, while instructors

walk among them, screaming and firing off hundreds of blanks from machine guns.

They also have an industrial-strength fog machine that fills the place with a misty

haze in between the all the already dizzying pyrotechnics.

Needless to say, the fighting forces of the great United States are respected around the

world, and to ascend to the elite ranks you need to put yourself through some serious

pain.

The path to becoming a Navy SEAL has to go through "Hell Week," one of the most insane

collections of training pain we've ever heard of.

And yeah, unsurprisingly 75% of the prospects drop out before the entire program is over.

Here's what's next!

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