Little 'Wei WuXian': "Hey, anyone want to play the Sunshot Campaign?"
Little 'Wei WuXian': "I, the YiLing Patriarch Wei WuXian, am making this announcement: Whoever wins gets to be the boss for all of today!"
Kids: "Me me me!" "I wanna be Jiang Cheng!" "I'm Jin ZiXuan!" "I'm going to be the boss!" "I want to be the Chief Cultivator!"
Wei WuXian: "Hey hey hey. Hey!"
Wei WuXian: "I say, you bunch of kids could play anything. Why are you set on playing the Sunshot Campaign? Is fighting wars fun?"
Little 'Wei WuXian': "You said yourself you wanted to play with us. Why are you complaining so much? Hurry and help us divide up the weapons."
Little 'Wei WuXian': "Otherwise this patriarch won't play with you."
Wei WuXian: "Ah, alright alright alright."
Wei WuXian: (sigh) "Patriarch please let me play with you!"
Wei WuXian: "Hey that, uh, Jiang Cheng. Here, take this as your whip Zidian."
Little 'Jiang Cheng': "Hmph, isn't this just a strip of cloth? I don't want it!"
Wei WuXian: "Hey, this kid really is just as nitpicky as the real thing!"
Little 'Jin GuangYao': "Big bro, if he doesn't want it, give it to me. Hensheng is a flexible sword anyway." [Hensheng = Jin GuangYao's personal sword, a flexible whip sword. It translations to 'Hating Life']
Little 'Nie MingJue': "Hensheng? You're Jin GuangYao?"
Wei WuXian: "Look at the little red dot between his brows, isn't that the cinnabar dot of the Lanling Jin sect?"
Little 'Nie MingJue': "Hmph." (pushes the little 'Jin GuangYao')
Little 'Jin GuangYao': "! Why'd you hit me?"
Little 'Nie MingJue': "I'm your eldest brother ChiFeng-Zun Nie MingJue, what's wrong with hitting you?"
Little 'Jin GuangYao': "I... I..."
Little 'Jin GuangYao': "You're so mean, I'm not calling you Eldest Brother!"
Little 'Nie MingJue': "Bring my Baxia saber to me!" [Baxia = Nie MingJue's personal saber, roughly translates to 'Under Tyrant"]
Little 'Wei WuXian': "Here you go." (throws a larger stick over) Little 'Jin GuangYao': !!!
Little 'Jin GuangYao': "Second brother, save me!"
Little 'Wei WuXian': "LianFang-Zun cried to ZeWu-Jun for help! Hahahahaha!"
Wei WuXian: "Hey, little kids shouldn't be using such large sticks!
(Wei WuXian clears his throat)
Wei WuXian: "While we're on the subject, how many people have personal swords?"
Wei WuXian: "Jiang Cheng's Sandu, Jin ZiXuan's Suihua, Lan XiChen's Shuoyue, and..." [Sandu = 'Three Poisons' Suihua = 'Floral Year' Shuoyue = 'New Moon']
Wei WuXian: "...And anyone else?"
Wei WuXian: "How many sticks do you guys have, are there enough?"
Little 'Wei WuXian': "There aren't enough. Lan XiChen's vertical flute 'Liebing' and my ghost flute 'Chenqing' also need sticks." [Liebing = 'Fractured Ice']
Kids: "Give me a stick first!" "I want one! I want one!" "Me first me first!"
Wei WuXian: "Ugh, you guys really can make a din!"
Little 'Wei WuXian': "Stop making a fuss. First give Lan Zhan a stick, to act as Bichen."
Wei WuXian: "That's right, give it to Lan Zhan first."
Wei WuXian: "Look how quiet he is, his acting is so accurate."
Wei WuXian: "Nothing like you guys, who don't have a single ounce of mystical cultivational disposition."
Wei WuXian: "Twittering and chirping, so noisy I could die!"
Wei WuXian: "Here, Lan Zhan, you get Bichen."
Little 'Lan WangJi': "Mm."
(Wei WuXian bursts out laughing)
Wei WuXian: That one 'Mm' truly did capture his essence!
Little 'Jiang Cheng': "Why'd you give it to him first?"
Little 'Wei WuXian': "Because in the Sunshot Campaign, Lan WangJi and Wei WuXian were like fire and water, never mixing, and frequently fought! I want to fight with him first!"
Wei WuXian: "Hey, wait a moment! What nonsense is this?"
Wei WuXian: "During the Sunshot Campaign, Wei WuXian and Lan WangJi fought side by side, okay?"
Wei WuXian: "Where did you hear that they were like fire and water, never mixing, and frequently fighting? That's slander!"
Wei WuXian: Although sometimes tempers got out of hand, and we did indeed fight a few times...
Little 'Wei WuXian': "Lan Zhan, what's this wood board you're carrying on your back?" (taps the wood board)
Little 'Lan WangJi': "The WangJi guqin." [Yep, Lan WangJi's guqin has the same characters as his name. 'WangJi' is a Daoist phrase roughly meaning "to forget about worldly matters"]
Wei WuXian: "Not bad, carrying something this heavy, he's quite strong."
Little 'Wei WuXian': "Hey, your forehead ribbon's crooked! Want me to tie it again for you?"
Little 'Lan WangJi': "The forehead ribbon... don't touch it."
Little 'Lan WangJi': (pushes him) "You... Go away!"
Little 'Wei WuXian': "What's wrong with touching it once?"
Little 'Wei WuXian': "Okay, you should stop talking. HanGuang-Jun Lan WangJi very rarely talks!"
Little 'Lan WangJi': "Mm."
(Wei WuXian starts laughing again)
Wei WuXian: "Alright. Wei WuXian, Lan WangJi, right now thousands and thousands of Wen sect cultivators have surrounded you!"
Kids: "It's starting, it's starting!"
Wei WuXian: "You are going to trust your back to the other person, and join forces against the enemy!"
Wei WuXian: "Lan WangJi, pay attention. Right now you're aren't your normal self. Your entire body is covered in an aura of blood and death, with extremely fierce eyes!"
Little 'Lan WangJi': "Mm!"
Wei WuXian: "Uh... Wei WuXian, move closer to him."
Little 'Wei WuXian': "O-oh!"
Wei WuXian: "Yep, that's right, just like that."
Kids: "Charge!!" (start to play) "I'll definitely win!" "I'll be the winner!" "Me!" "Me!"
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