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Good day everyone! Welcome back to TMac FPV-- your home for FPV fun, flights, and
racing stuff. I'm Tom. Last week we learned how to build our do-it-yourself
FPV racing gate. If you missed that no worries we've got you covered.
There should be a link that pops up here in the corner which you can click on and
review for yourself. This week, however, we're going to build our do-it-yourself
FPV racing flag for a total cost of about $10. That's less than twenty
percent-less than twenty percent-of the retail cost of a similar item. This FPV
racing flag along with the do-it-yourself gate from last week forms
the beginning of your backyard FPV race track. Let's get started. These are all
the tools that we're going to need for this particular build. These include a
hacksaw, Sharpie pen, case cutter or razor blade knife, white duct tape, tape measure,
scissors, stainless-steel adjustable clamp, 5 ft PVC-- a
shower curtain which is very similar, actually it's exactly the same as we did
last week for the DIY FPV racing gate. We're only going to use half of this
shower curtain so I'm going to be cutting it length-wise down the
middle and then fold half of it over for the flag material. Now you can also use a
nylon rip stop material for the flag itself however what I did-- what I've
been able to find out is that stuff is fairly expensive as opposed to this four
dollar shower curtain which I got at the local five-and-dime. We're going to
be using half inch PVC pipe. I purchased it in 5 foot lengths--5 foot
lengths of half inch PVC pipe. We're going to cut one of them into four equal
parts of 15 inches a piece which I've already done here.
We also have a half inch PEX pipe which is 10 feet in length and we're only
going to need 3 feet of that so I'm going to cut that for our 3-foot length.
Now this build is going to be very quick so don't blink or you'll end up missing
it and I promise you if you stick around at the end of the video we'lll be flying
circles around this flag when it's done. This particular build of the FPV racing
flag is going to give us a flag of about 6 feet in length. Now the flag itself
will be on a pole and it will be raised up above the ground using this flag
stand which we're going to build--a flagpole and stand--
it'll be raised up above the ground by another foot and a half so the overall
height of this flag and flagpole together from the ground to the top of
the flag is going to be about seven and a half feet. If you wanted to make a much
larger flag approximately twice in height then what you can do is get
another shower curtain liner and just put them end to end as I've done here
for demonstration purposes only. Here's the first shower curtain--here's a second
shower curtain. Put them end-to-end, cut the first shower curtain in half, put two
halves end-to- end and then you can go ahead and tape it along the seam here with a
white duct tape. With that that would be your material for a 15-foot flag. In
addition to that, you would need a longer pole and all you need to do for that is
get another five foot section of PVC half inch PVC pipe or the applicable
length of a half inch PVC pipe and connect your links together with this
half inch PVC coupler. All of the parts depicted here are going to be listed in
the comments below--the description below--along with their associated costs. We're
going to go ahead and start the build with the flag pole and the next step is
to go ahead and cut this 10-foot section of half-inch PEX pipe. So some of the
material you actually purchase is going to contribute to making two flags. And
we're done. We can go ahead and put together our flag stand right now. Put the four 15
inch sections of the half-inch PVC pipe that we cut into the five way Tee. This is
going to form our stand--and one more.
Then we're going to put--this half-inch PEX actually fits inside of the
half-inch PVC. So all I'm doing here is I'm using a razor blade knife and I'm
shaving off the end so that it will fit
inside the inside diameter of the PVC pipe. It fits like a glove, or a pipe.
So now, we have a flag stand we'll go ahead and start with the material. Now
we're going to measure the width of this shower curtain liner-it's about 70
inches. So about 35 inches is what we're going to do which is right here. So we're
gonna start cutting right there down here and cut the thing in half. We're
going to see approximately how much of a loop we need to have to slide it over
the pole. What I did is I just put a spare piece of pole in here about like
that. Now that is about two and a quarter inches. There's two things we can do with
this. We can either sew it--instead for those people that are like me that don't
want to sew--that's why we have duct tape. Duct tape is a cure-all for everything.
Okay now we want to cut this piece of material-the shower curtain liner-into
the shape of our feather flag. Now it's important on this piece to keep this
opening open so we just want to put a piece of tape from there there.
And here's our completed FPV race flag-- Looking good and ready for action! So,
that folks, is how we build our do-it-yourself FPV race flag. Join us
next week when we put both these FPV race flags and the gates from last week
into good use. If you liked the video give it a thumbs up, share it with your
family friends and co-workers, remember to subscribe to YOUR channel, ring the
bell for notifications and we'll see you in the next video. Happy Flying!
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Olivia, how do you like our new album?
I'm deeply disappointed that there's still no love song for me on it.
Don't get me started! Lord Of The Lost is one of those bands who don't know where they belong.
They're TRYING to make metal music but are also too shy to go full metal.
Then they try to go back to making gothic music again...
They're neither hard enough nor soft enough. I don't know what they want.
Sorry, but that's absolutely not my cup of tea.
Rush hour... Just as exciting as Lord Of The Lost
They're like Modern Talking gone dark.
Horrible band.
This band is as useless as a phone box on the moon.
What are they supposed to be? KISS for deaf people?
Never. Ever.
Not even for a million bucks.
If those pale-faces from Lord Of The Lost took a few more sunbaths...
...maybe they wouldn't have to do this wannabe dark metal.
Lord Of The Lost have a new album out.
And I'm supposed to say something nice...
Don't buy it. I haven't bought it...
...and I would never buy it.
But I'm here to give my testimonial. Seriously guys, are you nuts?
It's terrible. I even co-wrote one of the songs.
But I asked my lawyer to have my name erased from the album credits.
Don't even download it for free. Just don't listen to it.
Sometimes I take the liberty to choose my customers.
And when they hired me...
Let's just say, I don't play them in my car stereo anymore.
I was asked to express my opinion on the new work of Lord Of The Lost.
Well...
I don't think they're THAT great...
...anymore.
The sheer fact that they dared to asked me is preposterous.
And then I watched the video...
Why do they even exist?
Just don't buy their record and better yet, ignore them completely.
Don't buy this album!
Lord Of The... what?
Let me tell you why you shouldn't.
Lord Of The Lost products are tested on animals.
Lord Of The Lost steal their beats from Bushido.
Lord Of The Lost are a hoax.
For example: Chris Harms isn't really Chris Harms.
He's actually Bengt Jaeschke.
I had to write songs for the album because Chris couldn't pull off shit without me.
They get confused with each other ever so often. They know that and shamelessly take advantage of it.
If you're looking for something really dark...
...I'd recommend Santiano.
I was constipated the other day and I was listening to the new song of Bibi's Beauty Palace...
...while sitting on the loo.
And that was still better than the ten seconds of Lord Of The Lost I just had to hear.
Lord Of The Lost...
Who's that?
It just doesn't do it for me.
I'd check them out if a ticket was not more than 3€.
I would never ever play in their music videos.
No matter how much they would pay me.
I was asked to say something about the new Lord Of The Lost record, but...
...I must admit I haven't even listened to it.
Awful music. Like, that's exactly what the world needs right now.
Just look at them. Absolutely hideous.
That's the kind of music for people who think homosexuality isn't gay enough.
I told you not to touch my hair, or otherwise I'll end up looking like Chris Harms.
What a gaylord.
I've always been glad that they are so open about being gay.
But ultimately, they just told us and never went public with it.
So, are they really gay?
Chris definitely is.
I'm also wondering why they use so much makeup. Doesn't the music speak for itself?
I would never do that.
I personally like a rather minimalistic approach.
Not too much show...
Honest...
Everything else is just fake.
Aren't those the guys who paint their faces for every concert?
I skipped through five or six songs...
...then I had to give up.
It just didn't sound right.
I was an ambitious young man with ideals, moral values and dreams.
But now that I listened to the new album, I ended up with my ears bleeding.
I really like their old stuff, like "Durch den Monsun" or "Schrei".
The new stuff is just a sellout.
If a name is supposed to say it all...
...then why the hell hasn't Chris Harms become a farmer?
We had great expectations for the new Lord Of The Lost album.
But... oh dear...
It sucks so bad!
We made a really bad choice with them.
So we called up our lawyer and cancelled the contract.
Bye-bye, Lord Of The Lost!
How much plastic surgery did the keyboarder have in order to look like Marilyn Manson?
Frankly, it's far from worthwhile.
The days are over, they've served their time.
Who would even watch that goth shit today?
Even if they were to pay me, it would be hard working with them.
I'm just doing it for free out of pity. And it's horrible every single time.
I just don't get it.
And I probably never will.
What can I say? They're trying really hard, that's for sure, but...
Sorry.
Unorganised, incompetent and rude work climate.
They really work according to the motto "If everyone thinks only for himself, everybody's interests are served."
I will never understand how they could dare to even found this band in the first place.
It's complete and utter rubbish! Just don't listen to it. Never.
I do like the artwork.
But everything was better in the old days.
Lord Of The Lost? Bugger off. They are the reason I voted for Brexit.
Guess there's got to be at least a few bands for people with tiny balls.
Are keyboards considered a real instrument these days? I don't know...
Sorry, but in my opinion they are a bunch of
Maybe they just threw the dice
And each side represented a different profession.
I think I once ran into them on some festival. They're really nice and sweet all together.
But they really suck at getting hammered.
Sad.
If you like German folk music, then this is an album for you.
Oh my god. Abysmal!
And their ugly ass singer...
Firefighter...
I think it's sugarcoated sellout crap.
No passion, no heart, no fire.
Pornstar...
Not recommended.
Farmer...
The new Lord Of The Lost album is completely missing the point, marketing-wise.
Football player
You mean these "Unheilig" guys? Yeah, I like them.
German lyrics... Nice!
Zoo director... and of course, rock star.
Chris isn't even that good anymore.
But it's not like he cares or so...
And they even stole the drummer from Erdling.
What a dick move!
- First they steal a drummer... - ...and then he even sucks!
Their new drummer... Niklas Kahl or whatever that douchebag's name is...
You call that "music"?!
[Italian accent] And we're asking ourselves: Why?
Why this bullshit?
And someone just HAD to roll a six, which of course stands for the rock star.
There's only one thing that's better than the new Lord Of The Lost album:
Every other album.
Not being able to play your instrument sucks. Practicing could help.
Writing bad songs sucks, too. But if that's all you got...
And if on top of that you also look like shit... Nightmare!
I'm feel really offended.
I'll have to leave the country again. I can't afford as much vacation as I'd need to not having to listen to you.
If you're into colourful ice cream that tastes like undefined bubble gum...
...you still wouldn't like this album.
Are you for real?!
I just can't say "The album is good" when it's not. I have a reputation to lose.
People will laugh at us.
What the hell is this shit?
That's not for me. Problem is, I don't feel anything on this album.
We've been waiting for such a long time and that's all you can offer?
That's tough, man.
I've heard the songs, but...
...looking the songs up in the internet and downloading them... It's just not worth it.
Maybe next time. You're cool guys, but what you've done there is just crap. Honestly.
Keep it up though!
Is that what you'd call music?
This is my opinion on Lord Of The Lost.
Nice album, great songs, good production.
I don't know for whom. Certainly not for me.
I really want to remain anonymous.
Just call me "Richard H."
Or better yet, "R. Hodenherz". From the band "FS".
I used to like Lord Of The Lost...
I don't consider myself a goth, but what they are doing these days...
...is pure drunk humour, sexism and slapstick.
Let me tell you: If they ever play a song in E minor...
...I will never play that chord again.
"Hodi, let's go pick up chicks and drink mead!"
"Hurry up!"
I just heard the new Lord Of The Lost album for the first time.
Then band asked me, as a co-writer for the album, to say a few positive words about it.
So I said "Sure, I'll do it."
I've been thinking for weeks now, but I can't think of anything positive to say.
Even worse: Since I co-wrote a song on that album, I got a chance to...
...in an act of conspiracy lower the band's bar, which is already pretty low, even further.
Like, below zero.
It hurts really bad.
Every time Chris tells me about a new Lord Of The Lost record, I burst into laughter.
Seriously, who needs that shit?
Stupid songs, stupid lyrics, crappy sounds...
I just listened to one song and it really sucked. In fact, the whole album sucks.
How do you come up with that stuff?
How dare you ask me to say something?
We at EMP know a thing or two about good rock music, metal music and... who?
Lord Of The Lost? No, never heard of them.
When a band spends far more time in front of a mirror than in the rehearsal room...
...that explains a lot about the music.
Then again, why do they still look like that?
Fuck off!
I mean, the guys are cool. But the new album?
Unbearable.
What's that?
Can't you see I'm working out?
"Lord Of The Lost", what's that supposed to mean? LOL?
Did they invent that?
They didn't? Why are they called like that then?
Bollocks.
Don't listen to it.
It's horrible!
Don't buy the new record if you don't want to deal with satan worshippers.
You think that's funny?
Not for long.
It's really become embarrassing.
Don't listen to it!
Don't waste your time!
Hey Chris, thanks for calling me.
I've just got the time for a quick video call
It's really warm in here...
Anyway, thanks for your enquiry. I will definitely not fill in on drums for Lord Of The Lost.
I will not share the stage with the keyboardist of David Hasselhoff.
He's playing keys for David Hasselhoff. Let that sink in for a second.
And honestly, your album is miles away from any form of musical art
It's filth, it's rubbish, it's crap. Don't buy that record.
Every booker has his favourite bands, no big deal.
It's like gummy bears. They're all tasty, but hey... The red ones are still the best.
A band that's low-maintenance, that doesn't ask for too much and that does a good job with their music is like red gummy bears.
Lord Of The Lost are more like liquorice.
Finally, we get to say what we really think about Lord Of The Lost and their new album, "Pornstar".
I can't say anything. I already didn't like the previous album, so I didn't even listen to the new one.
Here's a piece of advice: Do it like we do and have a good time.
Don't take everything so seriously.
Maybe take a holiday trip abroad.
Those immature rascals with their vulgar humour...
...who can't even properly wash themselves?
You know, there's only one song you can actually listen to.
The one I wrote.
Take some time off. You don't have to make music all the time.
It's just not meant for everyone.
Just take a year off if you don't have any good ideas.
Aren't those the guys who are always bragging about being "from St. Pauli" to make them appear hip?
So, what about them?
And just naming an album "Pornstar" doesn't necessarily mean it has porn stars in it.
Of course, you all look good and sexy, but that's not gonna last forever.
And once you actually play the record, every atmosphere is dead.
I really can't understand the "success" of this band.
Absolute no-go!
I hate you!
A mixing desk is no sewage treatment plant. If you put shit in, you'll get shit out.
I wish you all the failure in the world.
Don't buy this record. Don't even download it. Wait for...
Just wait.
Have you heard about the new Lord Of The Lost record?
Who?
Doesn't ring a bell.
Isn't that this horrific band who covered Lambada?
No. La Bamba!
I think their keyboard girl is dating David Hasselhoff.
Don't know. But their front woman is hot.
I think her name is Christine.
- Are they an all-girl band? - Look for yourself.
Oh my god.
Any questions?
Oh it's THEM!
I thought they're doing Schlager music like Blutengel.
Are they any good at all?
Don't know, don't care.
I'm so glad we've got nothing to do with the gothic scene.
Hey Chris. Satan!
I just listened to the album. It's gonna be a huge hit!
"Lord Of The Lost... are you kidding me? Are you talking to that skull-wearing dude again who looks like a country singer?
- I just wanted to... - "And don't you talk about Satan again!"
"Take off those sunglasses when I'm talking to you!"
I like it anyway!
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TOP 100 Reactions To LORD OF THE LOST - Duration: 24:36.
Olivia, how do you like our new album?
I'm deeply disappointed that there's still no love song for me on it.
Don't get me started! Lord Of The Lost is one of those bands who don't know where they belong.
They're TRYING to make metal music but are also too shy to go full metal.
Then they try to go back to making gothic music again...
They're neither hard enough nor soft enough. I don't know what they want.
Sorry, but that's absolutely not my cup of tea.
Rush hour... Just as exciting as Lord Of The Lost
They're like Modern Talking gone dark.
Horrible band.
This band is as useless as a phone box on the moon.
What are they supposed to be? KISS for deaf people?
Never. Ever.
Not even for a million bucks.
If those pale-faces from Lord Of The Lost took a few more sunbaths...
...maybe they wouldn't have to do this wannabe dark metal.
Lord Of The Lost have a new album out.
And I'm supposed to say something nice...
Don't buy it. I haven't bought it...
...and I would never buy it.
But I'm here to give my testimonial. Seriously guys, are you nuts?
It's terrible. I even co-wrote one of the songs.
But I asked my lawyer to have my name erased from the album credits.
Don't even download it for free. Just don't listen to it.
Sometimes I take the liberty to choose my customers.
And when they hired me...
Let's just say, I don't play them in my car stereo anymore.
I was asked to express my opinion on the new work of Lord Of The Lost.
Well...
I don't think they're THAT great...
...anymore.
The sheer fact that they dared to asked me is preposterous.
And then I watched the video...
Why do they even exist?
Just don't buy their record and better yet, ignore them completely.
Don't buy this album!
Lord Of The... what?
Let me tell you why you shouldn't.
Lord Of The Lost products are tested on animals.
Lord Of The Lost steal their beats from Bushido.
Lord Of The Lost are a hoax.
For example: Chris Harms isn't really Chris Harms.
He's actually Bengt Jaeschke.
I had to write songs for the album because Chris couldn't pull off shit without me.
They get confused with each other ever so often. They know that and shamelessly take advantage of it.
If you're looking for something really dark...
...I'd recommend Santiano.
I was constipated the other day and I was listening to the new song of Bibi's Beauty Palace...
...while sitting on the loo.
And that was still better than the ten seconds of Lord Of The Lost I just had to hear.
Lord Of The Lost...
Who's that?
It just doesn't do it for me.
I'd check them out if a ticket was not more than 3€.
I would never ever play in their music videos.
No matter how much they would pay me.
I was asked to say something about the new Lord Of The Lost record, but...
...I must admit I haven't even listened to it.
Awful music. Like, that's exactly what the world needs right now.
Just look at them. Absolutely hideous.
That's the kind of music for people who think homosexuality isn't gay enough.
I told you not to touch my hair, or otherwise I'll end up looking like Chris Harms.
What a gaylord.
I've always been glad that they are so open about being gay.
But ultimately, they just told us and never went public with it.
So, are they really gay?
Chris definitely is.
I'm also wondering why they use so much makeup. Doesn't the music speak for itself?
I would never do that.
I personally like a rather minimalistic approach.
Not too much show...
Honest...
Everything else is just fake.
Aren't those the guys who paint their faces for every concert?
I skipped through five or six songs...
...then I had to give up.
It just didn't sound right.
I was an ambitious young man with ideals, moral values and dreams.
But now that I listened to the new album, I ended up with my ears bleeding.
I really like their old stuff, like "Durch den Monsun" or "Schrei".
The new stuff is just a sellout.
If a name is supposed to say it all...
...then why the hell hasn't Chris Harms become a farmer?
We had great expectations for the new Lord Of The Lost album.
But... oh dear...
It sucks so bad!
We made a really bad choice with them.
So we called up our lawyer and cancelled the contract.
Bye-bye, Lord Of The Lost!
How much plastic surgery did the keyboarder have in order to look like Marilyn Manson?
Frankly, it's far from worthwhile.
The days are over, they've served their time.
Who would even watch that goth shit today?
Even if they were to pay me, it would be hard working with them.
I'm just doing it for free out of pity. And it's horrible every single time.
I just don't get it.
And I probably never will.
What can I say? They're trying really hard, that's for sure, but...
Sorry.
Unorganised, incompetent and rude work climate.
They really work according to the motto "If everyone thinks only for himself, everybody's interests are served."
I will never understand how they could dare to even found this band in the first place.
It's complete and utter rubbish! Just don't listen to it. Never.
I do like the artwork.
But everything was better in the old days.
Lord Of The Lost? Bugger off. They are the reason I voted for Brexit.
Guess there's got to be at least a few bands for people with tiny balls.
Are keyboards considered a real instrument these days? I don't know...
Sorry, but in my opinion they are a bunch of
Maybe they just threw the dice
And each side represented a different profession.
I think I once ran into them on some festival. They're really nice and sweet all together.
But they really suck at getting hammered.
Sad.
If you like German folk music, then this is an album for you.
Oh my god. Abysmal!
And their ugly ass singer...
Firefighter...
I think it's sugarcoated sellout crap.
No passion, no heart, no fire.
Pornstar...
Not recommended.
Farmer...
The new Lord Of The Lost album is completely missing the point, marketing-wise.
Football player
You mean these "Unheilig" guys? Yeah, I like them.
German lyrics... Nice!
Zoo director... and of course, rock star.
Chris isn't even that good anymore.
But it's not like he cares or so...
And they even stole the drummer from Erdling.
What a dick move!
- First they steal a drummer... - ...and then he even sucks!
Their new drummer... Niklas Kahl or whatever that douchebag's name is...
You call that "music"?!
[Italian accent] And we're asking ourselves: Why?
Why this bullshit?
And someone just HAD to roll a six, which of course stands for the rock star.
There's only one thing that's better than the new Lord Of The Lost album:
Every other album.
Not being able to play your instrument sucks. Practicing could help.
Writing bad songs sucks, too. But if that's all you got...
And if on top of that you also look like shit... Nightmare!
I'm feel really offended.
I'll have to leave the country again. I can't afford as much vacation as I'd need to not having to listen to you.
If you're into colourful ice cream that tastes like undefined bubble gum...
...you still wouldn't like this album.
Are you for real?!
I just can't say "The album is good" when it's not. I have a reputation to lose.
People will laugh at us.
What the hell is this shit?
That's not for me. Problem is, I don't feel anything on this album.
We've been waiting for such a long time and that's all you can offer?
That's tough, man.
I've heard the songs, but...
...looking the songs up in the internet and downloading them... It's just not worth it.
Maybe next time. You're cool guys, but what you've done there is just crap. Honestly.
Keep it up though!
Is that what you'd call music?
This is my opinion on Lord Of The Lost.
Nice album, great songs, good production.
I don't know for whom. Certainly not for me.
I really want to remain anonymous.
Just call me "Richard H."
Or better yet, "R. Hodenherz". From the band "FS".
I used to like Lord Of The Lost...
I don't consider myself a goth, but what they are doing these days...
...is pure drunk humour, sexism and slapstick.
Let me tell you: If they ever play a song in E minor...
...I will never play that chord again.
"Hodi, let's go pick up chicks and drink mead!"
"Hurry up!"
I just heard the new Lord Of The Lost album for the first time.
Then band asked me, as a co-writer for the album, to say a few positive words about it.
So I said "Sure, I'll do it."
I've been thinking for weeks now, but I can't think of anything positive to say.
Even worse: Since I co-wrote a song on that album, I got a chance to...
...in an act of conspiracy lower the band's bar, which is already pretty low, even further.
Like, below zero.
It hurts really bad.
Every time Chris tells me about a new Lord Of The Lost record, I burst into laughter.
Seriously, who needs that shit?
Stupid songs, stupid lyrics, crappy sounds...
I just listened to one song and it really sucked. In fact, the whole album sucks.
How do you come up with that stuff?
How dare you ask me to say something?
We at EMP know a thing or two about good rock music, metal music and... who?
Lord Of The Lost? No, never heard of them.
When a band spends far more time in front of a mirror than in the rehearsal room...
...that explains a lot about the music.
Then again, why do they still look like that?
Fuck off!
I mean, the guys are cool. But the new album?
Unbearable.
What's that?
Can't you see I'm working out?
"Lord Of The Lost", what's that supposed to mean? LOL?
Did they invent that?
They didn't? Why are they called like that then?
Bollocks.
Don't listen to it.
It's horrible!
Don't buy the new record if you don't want to deal with satan worshippers.
You think that's funny?
Not for long.
It's really become embarrassing.
Don't listen to it!
Don't waste your time!
Hey Chris, thanks for calling me.
I've just got the time for a quick video call
It's really warm in here...
Anyway, thanks for your enquiry. I will definitely not fill in on drums for Lord Of The Lost.
I will not share the stage with the keyboardist of David Hasselhoff.
He's playing keys for David Hasselhoff. Let that sink in for a second.
And honestly, your album is miles away from any form of musical art
It's filth, it's rubbish, it's crap. Don't buy that record.
Every booker has his favourite bands, no big deal.
It's like gummy bears. They're all tasty, but hey... The red ones are still the best.
A band that's low-maintenance, that doesn't ask for too much and that does a good job with their music is like red gummy bears.
Lord Of The Lost are more like liquorice.
Finally, we get to say what we really think about Lord Of The Lost and their new album, "Pornstar".
I can't say anything. I already didn't like the previous album, so I didn't even listen to the new one.
Here's a piece of advice: Do it like we do and have a good time.
Don't take everything so seriously.
Maybe take a holiday trip abroad.
Those immature rascals with their vulgar humour...
...who can't even properly wash themselves?
You know, there's only one song you can actually listen to.
The one I wrote.
Take some time off. You don't have to make music all the time.
It's just not meant for everyone.
Just take a year off if you don't have any good ideas.
Aren't those the guys who are always bragging about being "from St. Pauli" to make them appear hip?
So, what about them?
And just naming an album "Pornstar" doesn't necessarily mean it has porn stars in it.
Of course, you all look good and sexy, but that's not gonna last forever.
And once you actually play the record, every atmosphere is dead.
I really can't understand the "success" of this band.
Absolute no-go!
I hate you!
A mixing desk is no sewage treatment plant. If you put shit in, you'll get shit out.
I wish you all the failure in the world.
Don't buy this record. Don't even download it. Wait for...
Just wait.
Have you heard about the new Lord Of The Lost record?
Who?
Doesn't ring a bell.
Isn't that this horrific band who covered Lambada?
No. La Bamba!
I think their keyboard girl is dating David Hasselhoff.
Don't know. But their front woman is hot.
I think her name is Christine.
- Are they an all-girl band? - Look for yourself.
Oh my god.
Any questions?
Oh it's THEM!
I thought they're doing Schlager music like Blutengel.
Are they any good at all?
Don't know, don't care.
I'm so glad we've got nothing to do with the gothic scene.
Hey Chris. Satan!
I just listened to the album. It's gonna be a huge hit!
"Lord Of The Lost... are you kidding me? Are you talking to that skull-wearing dude again who looks like a country singer?
- I just wanted to... - "And don't you talk about Satan again!"
"Take off those sunglasses when I'm talking to you!"
I like it anyway!
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Episode 1205 | Community Groups Gather To Advocate For More Inclusive Newcomer Program - Duration: 5:22.
SOME COMMUNITY MEMBERS HERE IN ALBUQUERQUE
ARE CONCERNED THAT A NEW PROGRAM TO SUPPORT REFUGEES IS
NOT ADDRESSING THE ISSUES THEY BROUGHT TO OFFICIALS AT APS.
HERE IS WHAT WE HEARD AT A PRESS CONFERENCE ON MONDAY AT
THE PARTNERSHIP FOR COMMUNITY ACTION IN SOUTH VALLEY.
WE ALSO REACHED OUT TO APS AND WILL CONTINUE TO COVER THIS
STORY.
>> TONIGHT WE ARE GATHERING HERE TO DISCUSSION IMMIGRANT,
REFUGEE AND LOW INCOME FAMILIES.
>> APS -- WE HAVE ASKED APS TO ENGAGE IMMIGRANTS AND REFUGEES
AND COMMUNITY MEMBERS THROUGHOUT THE PROCESS BUT
HAVE NOT SEEN ANY OF THIS HAPPEN.
WE WANT BOTH THE PROCESS AND OUTCOMES TO BE INFORMED BY THE
COMMUNITIES AND FAMILIES DIRECTLY IMPACTED.
AS WELL TEACHERS, STUDENTS AND COMMUNITY ORGANIZATIONS, THAT
SHOULD BE ENGAGED IN THE PROCESS.
>> ORIGINALLY WE ARE A PART OF A NEWCOMER ADVISORY BOARD WITH
A NUMBER OF COMMUNITY PARTNERS THAT SOME OF WHOM ARE HERE
TONIGHT.
IT WAS STARTED UNDER APS' REFUGEE POINT OF CONTACT AT
THE TIME.
SHE BROUGHT US TOGETHER TO TRY AND FIGURE OUT WHAT ARE THE
ROOT CAUSES OF SUCCESS FOR EACH STUDENT AND WHAT IS
MISSING WITHIN THE APS INFRASTRUCTURE TO HAVE SO MANY
FAMILIES AND STUDENTS NOT SUCCEED WITHIN THE SYSTEM.
BASED ON A LOT OF EXPERIENCES THAT WE HAD AS COMMUNITY
ORGANIZATIONS SUPPORTING THIS COMMUNITY, SOME OF THE
FAMILIES THAT WE WERE ABLE TO BRING INTO THE STATE, SOME OF
THE BEST PRACTICES OF NEWCOMER SCHOOLS NATIONWIDE, WE LOOKED
INTO ALL THESE DIFFERENT RESOURCES AND WE FOUND OUT
THINGS WE ALREADY KNEW, TRANSPORTATION HAS TO BE KEY,
ESPECIALLY FOR REFUGEE AND IMMIGRANT FAMILIES THAT DON'T
HAVE RESOURCES AND TRYING TO GET INTO A SPECIFIC AREA OF
THE CITY, WITH A LOT OF TIMES THEY DON'T HAVE
TRANSPORTATION.
THEY DON'T HAVE THEIR OWN PERSONAL CARS.
ANOTHER ASPECT WAS THAT WE WANTED TO FOCUS K THROUGH 12
BUT VERY, VERY SPECIFICALLY WITHIN THE HIGH SCHOOLS,
BECAUSE, WE KNOW FOR THE HIGH SCHOOLERS, THEY ARE THE ONES
STRUGGLING THE MOST.
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL STUDENTS NEED SUPPORT AS WELL, BUT THEY
HAVE A BETTER STRUCTURE WITHIN THAT SCHOOL SYSTEM.
THERE ARE MORE ASL CERTIFIED TEACHERS TO SUPPORT THAT GRADE
LEVEL.
FOR US, HIGH SCHOOLERS ARE REALLY THE ONES WHO ARE IN
NEED AND STRUGGLING FOR A WHILE.
>> WE ARE TALKING TODAY ABOUT REFUGEES AND IMMIGRANTS AND I
AM PROUD TO BE ONE OF THEM.
IT IS A PART OF MY STORY.
>> I CAME TO NEW MEXICO AFTER A LONG WAY FROM HOME FROM --
AND I LIVE IN REFUGEE CAMP FOR 11 YEARS.
>> (INAUDIBLE).
>> AND ALSO -- WELCOME HERE -- OUR HOME.
>> I AM SECOND GENERATION VIETNAMESE AMERICAN.
I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE THINGS I HAVE COME TO
UNDERSTAND AS FORMER APS STUDENT.
SOMETHING THAT I REALIZED AFTER GRADUATING HIGH SCHOOL,
SOMETHING THAT MANY OTHERS ASIDE FROM ME UNDERSTAND IS
THAT I SPENT THE MAJORITY OF MY EDUCATIONAL CAREER
INTERPRETING FOR MY PARENTS AT CONFERENCES, INTERPRETING FOR
MY PEERS IN HIGH SCHOOL.
THE PROGRAMS THAT ARE PUT IN PLACE ARE NOT ENOUGH FOR THESE
STUDENTS IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I KNOW THAT DESPITE GOING TO ESL CLASSES, YOU KNOW, THERE
ARE OTHER RESOURCES THAT APS PUTS ON THE TABLE FOR THESE
STUDENTS BUT THEY DON'T KNOW.
I KNOW THEY DIDN'T KNOW THAT THEY HAVE THESE OPPORTUNITIES,
I KNOW THAT THEIR FAMILIES DON'T KNOW AND WHEN THEY
CONFRONT APS ABOUT NOT KNOWING, IT IS RIGHT BACK AT
THEM, HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOW.
AND I BELIEVE THAT IS NOT OKAY.
>> THEY CANNOT READ, CANNOT SPEAK THE LANGUAGE, CANNOT
FILL OUT FORMS AND THEY THINK THEY ARE OKAY BECAUSE THEY HAD
A'S AND THEY ARE GOING TO UNM WHERE I WAS A FORMER
INSTRUCTOR AND THEY ARE GOING TO DROP OUT.
THAT IS A WASTE OF THEIR PEL GRANT, THAT IS A WASTE OF
THEIR STATE LOTTERY, AND THEY CAN NEVER GAIN THAT BACK.
>> SO, EVEN IF AFTER THEY DROP OUT, IF THEY GO AND TAKE
LANGUAGE WHEN THEY ARE PROFICIENT AND THEY COME BACK
TO COLLEGE, THEY DON'T HAVE ECONOMIC FOUNDATION THEY ARE
STANDING ON.
THAT IS FOR THEM.
LET'S TURN AROUND AND TOOK AT WHAT IT HAS DONE TO THE
TAXPAYERS.
THAT MONEY IS JUST GONE.
>> I AM LISTENING TO MY PEOPLE BECAUSE I AM SURE -- WE SHARE
THE SAME LANGUAGE.
WE LIVE TOGETHER.
I KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON.
SO THAT IS WHY I PROBABLY FOR APS TO HAVE PEOPLE FROM THE
POPULATION FOR THE IMMIGRANTS POPULATION TO LET THEM KNOW
STORIES, WHAT IS GOING ON, WHAT IS THE PROBLEM FOR
THE LANGUAGE.
WE HAVE THAT IS A CHALLENGE BACK TO (INAUDIBLE).
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