Isaac is a game that I don't play alone anymore at all
So here is my friend to play with:
Aeoni!!
- Just like a kids' show
- Well that went well
- Okay
- New run
- And
- Are we going with Isaac or..? - We'll...
- ...play
- But we have to think too much with Isaac because he has the die
- Yeah! And when I don't know half of the items
- So then it's like "Yeah yeah yeah this is a good one"
- Let's go with... -Let's take Yummy
- What Yummy?!
- It's
MAG-DA-LE-NE
- Yummy
- Let's pick hard
- Yeah. Hard hard, we're no whimps!
- Can we put the volume on?
- It would've made a mood of like
- really like awkward silence you know
- Yeah like "Let's just playyy" *in a creepy voice* - "Now we'll.... Play"
- Okay, which character do you want?
- What's its face I'll be this one
- It's a troll
- Do you have any idea what a troll could do?
- Troll bombs..
- Yeah! - I don't necessarily want to be that...
- I mean you CAN take it if you... - I want my angel!
- There was a laser dude
- I don't want a laser - Well then you're not taking the laser...
- I want to be the chubby man
- Okay okay
-We'll go here
- Noooo
- Are you sure?
- We don't have... Well go for it
- I'll trust you - Yay!
- Look!
- Not bad not bad...
- Ew ew EWW what are those?
- I was wondering if the TV is too loud?
- Is it?
- I don't know...
- Did you notice when I...
- If you compare
- the volume of the game and of our voices
- Yes
- So what is the answer??
- It's too loud
- That's what I thought
- Can we be heard now?
- Oh good lord...
- There was a fart left from me when I died
- Good for you
- Oh yeah now I can't be that anymore :(
- At least don't choose the derp one
- What? This? - Exactly
- Why not? - Well try!
- Yeah!
- ARE YOU A WIZARD HARRY That's what I thought
- This is a tough decision you know?
- What am I? - You're a soldier!
- I have a cute hotdog hat!
- ...Hotdog hat? - Doesn't it look like a hotdog?
- No?
- Laaseeer!
- It has a really bad damage though
- Is that like a normal laser that'll replace my tears
- or is that...
- ...like you'll shoot tears and laser - Yeah
- Let's try - Let's try?? XD
- Let's try XD
- Ah! See? Yess - I mean... Yeah, yeah...
- It's the best one though where the laser will come out of your forehead
- Is there one like that too?
- Yeah and then you can shoot with like, both
- eyes
- There's laser coming out of my forehead and I can shoot laser with both of my eyes
- Aino 2016
- Whhaat
- Great, great!
- Why are these on f-
- Yeah I was just wondering if you're familiar with these being on fire?
- No, no I'm not
- Oh I lost my soldier because I panicked and went away...
- Ooh noo
- Was that smart? - Now I'm a drooling person
- So an Aino?
- There's some chocolate coming out of his... I hope it's chocolate
- What?
- Chocolate
- You mean? Yeah!
- I was like... What?!
- Look!
- Yes!
- What was the point in that?
- Look! Breaking rocks...
- Breaking rocks! There might be trapdoors
- Yeah right sure yes mmhmm...
- Don't you trust? - No!
- How often have you actually gotten a trapdoor out of that?
- Or anything else that would be useful?
- Not even once if you never break them!
- But if you try to break them there could be!
- Yeah sure, totally worth it..
- We should've just gone for the button...
- Would the bombs have gone away if you went for the button?
- They probably would've transformed into something else
- What are these dogs talking about?
- EWW - Omg what are you?
- Is that my tongue?
- Are these the ones I can move?
- Yyeah?
- Move it away so I can get to the button
-Yaay!
- Can I explode it?
- Of course not!
- It's too dangerous
- Well maybe later
- Wait wait wait... I'll be here
- Yes?
- I broke rocks so there could've been those trapdoors of yours
- And that's why I accepted your request
- Yeah right, that's why
- Ready?
- Good!
- Safe and familiar...
- ... famine!
- I told you I'm not ready for this! - Great job
- Great job Aino
~Get destroyed, get destroyed~
~Get - destrooooyed~
- I'm not in ~da zone~ yet, you know?
- We don't have any damage
- And soon we won't have sany... sany?? (soon+any)
- What am I? WHAT AM-
- WHAT AM I??? - You're the statue of Liberty!!
- The statue of liberty
- Does the statue of liberty look like THAT to you???
- It looks exactly like that
- It's green and it has spikes on its head
- I have... NO
- I look more like some sort of a vegetable
- Well you look... You look nothing like a vegetable!!!
- Or like a sea creature
- Sea creature is closer, so it's a:
- Statue of liberty fallen into the sea
- Pixelated and crying- as well as a lasering one too
- Well yeah but everything in this game is pixelated and crying
- True, true
- A ball! How useless! - Give it to me
- I LEFT THE GAME!!
- WHY? - But you're a knight now
- But I'm... Not a statue of liberty that fell into the sea anymore...
- Where are you going? - The knight is better
- To get health - Right
- Because you wasted all our health
- Me? ME??
- Here will be a flashback of you wasting all our health!!
- Damn!
- I didn't really mean it...
- Okay okay basement 2
- There is still hope!
- No there's not, all hope is lost
- Okay
- It's good that you just accepted it like... "Okay"
- "There is no other answer"
- There is no more hope
- Fact accepted - EWW what is this room???
- It's like a.... Slim version
- Did that thing just go to being... Not black
- Whaat?
- It just looked like... That monster that was chasing you
- That it wouldn't have been black
- Can it just change color like *snap snap snap*
- Or did it take damage like just at that moment so it would.. I don't know let's continue
- Now let's hope for something good
- YAAY what is it? - I don't know
- Pis-ces
- What was that again? - It's "kalat" (in Finnish)
- Y-yeah but I mean...
- I thought that's what you wanted to know!
- They look so nice when they--- OUUHHH
- Oh! Knockback! That was the thing it does!
- Look at it being trapped to the wall like:
- Hey look I'm checkered!
- You do have a nice...
- ...pattern on your skin - a salmiakki pattern!
- And on my hair!
- Look!
- Of course!
- It would be way too normal to just have it on your skin
- Yeah!
- It's so much fun trying to get these flies on these rocks...
- Can I go here?
- It doesn't really help much
- I'll move it...
- Look how it just can't get to us...
- And so he tries...
- But there's no way he can get here..
- WHY are you trying to go there, we're not there anymore!
- It thought that we'd be there... - Embarrassing!
- I miss more like mom or mom's heart...
- Aino misses her mom
- Sure!
- Luck up.. Is this? - Yaaay
- I wanted it... But now...
- ..I'm not... - You always throw away the-
- Okay?
- Frog :3
- I'm CUTE
- Yeaaah, um, want to go to the shop?
- No
- To the shooooop
- Okei :|
- WHAT IS THAT
- Well you know how the other ones explode and the other ones shoot
- well that does both of them
- Wha?
- So it will shoot tears AND explode
- Oh when it... Well wasn't that intense
- I thought that it would... - It's not bad
- It just looks new
- This is so awful though
- I want damage
- Woah! - Take care of it, buddy
- Well done
- But there's no way you can do this...
- Yes there is
- Noo
- Come play it yourself
- Next time we'll get a room like this you'll play it through!
- I'm not gonna sacrifice myself for nothing - Without taking damage!
- Take care of it, buddy!
- This is easier
- See they gave you a heart in case you would've taken damage
- CAREFUL - Waaaa~
- It just came!
- I don't like this laser
- Me neither, whose idea was it to take a laser?
- Yours
- Oh, MY idea?
- Flashback: "Should we take the laser?"
"Let's try it"
" LET'S TAKE THE LASER"
- I'm afraid to say anything anymore... - No no!
- There we go
- ADORABLE
- Frog was better though
- Yeah it was
- And and and the statue of liberty
- I'll come to help you because you couldn't kill it
- Why THANK YOU - You're welcome
- Let's go to the shop - No
- why not? - Let's go
- Was it worth it? No, let's go away. - It was! PHD!
- Ok..
- We'll hear, we'll hear the sexy man!
- Right, yeah...
- Did you just use it?
- Yeah. Here I am
- It didn't say it
- Because you couldn't have used it to some boss
- But you do know that when you get a new pill
- you can use it so you can
- FIND OUT WHAT IT IS when it says "power pill" on the screen
- Yeaah but you do know Aino, you do know...
- It will be my excuse from now on if I do something wrong
- Oh that "You do know"
- You do know! - YOU do know XD
- Look at that there's a red chest!!
- RED
- We have plenty of keys...
- Four?
- Whatever
- Your lives
- Wohoo and now also YOUR lives!
- I'm not gonna take them yet
- You're not?
- Well I can, I'll lose my spider th-
- KNIGHT
- You got your knight back
- See? It was a good decision!
- You do know
- You can try telling that to yourself
- "That was a good decision"
- No it wasn't
- Well isn't this good- AAA
- It was so close!
- Too close - Woah!
- It went hiding behind the mushroom, how intelligent!
- Or you were just standing behind the mushroom
- thinking that you can damage it... - no it did go! It did!
- You do know
- ...Of course I would know
- Oh how harsh
- Harsh pals
- I WANT DAMAGE OR I'M NOT PLAYING ANYMORE
- what is that item thing of ours?
- What item thing? - That white blob in the corner
- I've been wondering about it for a while - Well it has something to do with spiders
- Gasp! Sexy man!
- We don't have to since we know what it is
- That's why I did it the last time because you were anticipating the voice
- And I- Actually...
- WHAT DID YOU DO?!
- I thought that...
- ...we won't get damaged anyway...
-...so I can already explode it
- Didn't quite work...
- Whohohoops!
- We didn't want those soul hearts...
- Oh my-
- What am I? - What are you?
- You have one fly
- I have like wings I'd assume
- or are they ears - Yeah they look like wings
- but they could be ears or horns
- But why would it have a helmet... - In any case that blue thing is glass
- Why would it have a helmet with horns... or wings?
- Why would you be that color
- ..and there's a ball of bandages spinning around you... - Oh c'mon
- What is it? - It's ugly
- Nah this has been... Has it?
- No.. - Well that depends on whether you've seen it before or not
- I'm not sure. It reminds me of things...
- Oh?
- I can't really say what... - You've encountered it in your rough childhood
-Eww... My childhood wasn't THAT bad
-Nice how this lags so you can dodge them easily - Now.. Yeaaah
- ...or at least one of us can
- I couldn't see anything from behind you!
- Is this supposed to be so...
- Sometimes fast sometimes slow or is this lagging
- Both
- It's meant to be sometimes slow sometimes fast AND it's lagging
- If we'll die we'll be extremely pathetic
- We'll be happy if we die because we can try again... - No... No!
- We'll be sad
- and we won't know what we'll do with our lives
- because we're.. Bad
- I btw watched "Finding Dory" the other day
- You did? I was supposed to watch that
- It's... Cute
- nostalgic, but completely useless
- That's what I thought - No, I mean
- why did they have to continue it?
- Let me guess, so like
- In Finding Nemo, it was a funny joke that Dory has a bad memory
- so they made a whole movie about it
- Yes
- Hey, I want to watch that...
- Beauty and the beast movie when it.. comes to existence
- Yeah, I was about to watch it a couple days ago but I didn't
- Then I watched that, what is it, Sausage party
- Don't watch it - Yeah I know...
- Do NOT watch it
- And I even watched it with Leevi (her brother)
- Oh my god
- It got us to think like... What even is life
- I haven't gone to the movies in a long time even though I should have
- Yeah because you haven't had me
- You never go to the movies with me anyway
- I don't? - No you don't
- I DON'T??? D: - Everytime I ask you
- you've already seen it with someone else
- You're so slow...
- What is that??
- It's happy - It's quite the cute little buddy!!
- It coughs - EW!
- It coughs things like this
- But a fly just didn't come out
- Oh I forgot that we had...
- This camera... I can't see our item from behind it!!
- Oh, I never see the bosses' health
- Isn't it on the top though...
- No, it's at the bottom
- I don't know what it is
- Well it looks like an angel so it HAS to be good
- Hey, it's shooting too!
- Oh that friend of yours?
- Yeah, MY friend!
- Is that a better friend than I am?
- Well maybe a little, depends
- Did you see I killed it, can your friend do that??
- ....That sounded like I wouldn't be your friend
- Yes it did XD
- But I tried so hard...
- You are my friend, Aino
- Good
- You're not mine
- That face of your character represents how I feel about this laser
- This looks a bit like a creeper
- Yyyeah, yeah
- I haven't played minecraft in a loong time - Me neither!
- Next we'll make a minecraft let's play
- We'll go to some jonne server to survive (jonne = troll kids who drink too much energy drinks)
- Just like we used to
- I mean... May 1st, easter
- We just... - Wasn't it May 1st?
- AND easter
- AND easter?? - Yess
- That was one of the first times - When others...
- When others went to high school partieshhh
???
- high school partieSHHH
- To high school parties
- We were playing minecraft...
- Alone at my place
- All those great events and we were just...
- Yeah we spent together playing minecraft!
- Thank you
- I am cool! - Ooh myy good
- Wh-what happened?
- Now there's a creepy thing going on...
- Take care of it
- Yeah
- It got stuck
- Funny
- You had.......
- .....oops
- There! What were you about to say????
- Let's hear it!!
- Nothing, forget about it!
- Why have we... - Why haven't you opened that box?
- Well you haven't said anything about it
- I waited for you to notice it
- It was a test that you just failed
- They are so ADORABLE!
- Aah now it's not cute anymore, go away, shush!
- I would recommend you go here
- And to take... Not take damage
- And
- Okay: Go here
- Do not take damage
- It's like:
- Exactly...
- DON'T PUSH THAT...
- YOU JUST...
- ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME
- Have a fly :)
- I'm now deeply...
- You take these flies there
- Fly war!!
- Now it's beginning to...
- ...worry me
- Isn't it shooting at all?
- What?
- This blob, isn't usually making those...
- This is a...
- ...fly version, it's darker
- If you'll stop shooting you'll notice
- Aah!
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
- I had to use my chance
- Oh yeah I can't get the coin, I was trying so hard!
- Awesome health, you're hiding a coin there
- where are we going?
- I don't know - Depths 1
- He got a gift! - There's a wig!
- I'm Maggie!
- No, I'll laugh at you
- These toilets are so much fun
- ...toilets?
- Just look at it, it looks exactly like a- oh now the toilet broke down...
- I mean that in that stage before the bone..
- Sounds so good...
- Are these faster than usual or...
-...am I just dying
- No but every time you hit them
- Or every time they take damage
- they'll shoot a little faster
- But because we have so little damage
- So they'll take it all the time and so they'll go all:
- I didn't understand but let's continue
- NO, DON'T
- No!
- Don't you trust me? - I noticed
- what you were trying to do
- Don't you trust... - I believe that you can get there
- maybe in one piece
- but you'll take damage on the way back
- and lose the heart and it was all not nothing
- We have 21 bombs and 44 coins
- how do we have this much...
- Why haven't we gone to any shops??
- VEERA?!
- I have said in every floor that we should go to-
- No you haven't!!
- we've went only once when you said we should go
- and then we went
- and we bought those pills of yours
- and you used it
- I don't remember its name but it made:
- We went to the shop the last time - No we didn't!
- when I said but there was creed
- Oh... That's true - Yeah!
- ...I forgot
- And in the first floor we didn't go when you said we shouldn't
- Oops
- I was just like... Yeah we're just beating the boss here no problem
And then the room to the bossroom is there
- and I'm like is this XL (has 2 bosses)
- and I'm like wait a minute...
- it was just a normal room with a boss
- Was that a normal room?? - It was a normal room!!
- What's that score??
- Well I mean...
- It's a thing for some lame people - It's going down! D:
- Yeah it goes down the more time we take - I don't like it I feel nervous
- Do we have to get some points? - No! It doesn't...
- ..matter anything - Why won't we want points?!
- It compares us to other Isaac players so...
- ...it has no effect on our game - Yes it does!
- We are the best
- Yes
- But we know this already
- we don't need points for that
- Die!
- Not you! Not you!
- I'm a pirate! - Pirateee
- Ho! I mean no, that was more like...
- Santa Claus
- Aino: I'm a pirate!
- Arr arr arr merry Christmas to everyone!
- Would you look at that! Another laser!
- Let's just take it we have nothing to...
- That's what we needed. Laser tears!
- We have now...
- One long laser
- and another laser
- that is a laser
- and it blinks
is laser
- And we were like: "Yes!"
"The first laser still allows us to cry"
- And now we lost it
- Now we're not crying in-game
- We're crying in real life
- Except for my friend, he/she is crying
- Yes I am
- We're not going there - This is no good..
- Why are we going- Go away from there!
- because there's a shop here! - AAAAAAAAAA
- I don't want... I want a soul
- What? yeah, but
- I don't want to lose- - "a soul" XD
- You want a soul? XD
- What are you?
- Soul-less
- I want a soul heart - But you don't want to lose
- Your pirate
- But there's a chance of me getting something cuter
- There's a chance you'll become Santa and you can finally say arr
- What are you?
- I DON'T KNOW
- But I liked my... - Hey!
- ...the one that I had before more what is that
- It's a wrestler just like in Just Dance
- Well indeed!
- How do you get a wrestler out of it?
- Well just look at it! - It looks like a bird!
- It's clearly a wrestler
- There we go, case closed
- It's a bird
- Can you see its beak?
- Where is its beak? - Can you see its wings?
- I can't see its beak, I can't see its wings!
- Those on the sides are its wings!
- They are your friend's wings
- They're wings
- That black hole in my face is my beak
- My eyes are my eyes
- It's a bird
- Good LORD
- You know, like a bird
- I certainly don't know any birds like that
- EWWWW
- EWWWW
- WHAT IS THAT!??!
- It's a diarrhea! - EWWWWWWW
- EWWWW
- Don't worry it'll become a bit more normal...
- WHAT IS THIS
- Bombieee
- Bombie?
- You know like a hairband (in Finnish it makes sense)
- Noo but like a bomb bombie
- "Bomb bombie"
- Oh! - Look at that!
- We have so many hearts!
- Yes we do!
- Maybe we should waste some?
- Oh would you look where we ended up to
- completely new place we totally haven't just been here
- Getting annoyed much?
- A little bit
- I can see that
- I've been since we got our first laser
- We've been doing kinda...
- Let's take it!
- We are now one third of a Guppy
- Yeaah and you'll totally like how when we die we'll still have a chance to continue
- I lost my demon baby... - Not if we continue like this
- I am cute!!
- Why do you even get sad about losing a character
- Because the next one will always be... - Because I can never know if the next one
- will be as cute but it always is!
- What was that? - It's a spider skeleton hand
- I'm disgusted.. A lot
- Oh there was only one of them!
- Can there be more?
- There's usually a lot of them
- I don't think I've ever encountered just one
- What did you take?
- Map? - Yeah!
- Didn't we already have the compass?
- I thought we did
- But...
- I can't see it
- Did we have a compass? - I think we did?
- Or was the previous run?
- maybe it was the previous run because I can't see a compass
- It'll be mom btw
- Huh?
- Mom
- What a great Isaac
- No we're not
- You have the wrong person, ma'am!
Ma'am?
- I'm not.... Him
- Oh good lady we are not your son
- Don't kill us
- Please
- I'm sorry ma'am I don't know where your son has gone to....
- He jumped into a hole and hasn't returned
- EWW I'm disgusting
- I died
- Ooo I'm a cardboard head!
(= a way to say stupid in Finnish)
- Yes indeed you are!
- Nno!
- There's something that we can agree on!
- I died again!
Should I get back anymore?
- Well I mean... - No
- Take care of it
- Are we taking Isaac or that... - It couldn't handle the anime refrences
- so it died! - There's a marked stone!
- Lost speaking in the attic
- Maybe it was...
- "The voice from above" - That.. Yess
- We've gotten so far!
- With our build you would expect that we would've been dead sooner
- Yeah but we're so good... - *loud coughing of disapproval*
- But if we have a bad build
- then we really have to be good ourselves
- in order to get anywhere - We've just been lucky
- We indeed did NOT have luck
- so we didn't get any items - Don't pick it up
- you'll die anyway
- I didn't die
- You didn't die
- Seems we ARE lucky after all
- This was a completely useless place
- Why did you come here??
- What was the point in that??!
- Well because there could've been... - Be careful poop
- Yeah yeaah...
- Ew ew I don't like I don't like I don't like
- DODGING! DODGING!
- Why are you going there.... - Because there can be!
- What can there be?!
- THE BOSS! - DOES IT LOOK LIKE
- THERE WOULD BE A BOSS
- If there is a dead end
- It means there can always be the boss - No
- There is not because...
- There always can be...
- You have a small face
- Brains...
- ...my worst enemy!
- They're not brains
- But they could be...
- Aren't brains like that too?
- Organs?
- I mean...
- Brains are also an organ but
- those were
- the digestive system
- Ew what are those?
- They're holes
- Can I get killed by them?
- Most likely
- Me??
- Most likely
- Okay
- Stay... - There's so many of them...
- There are... I'm distressed - There are so many of them...
- I died
- Did they all die?
- Yeah
- How fast!
- What is here...
- OMG - I am- !
- Oh my god~
- I can't die ever again never
~So fabulous~
- You're a pink unicorn in a red womb
- Good otherwise but leave the end out
- This is Isaac after all!
- Yeah like there can't...
- ...there can't be like a...
- There can't be fun. - ...one small happy moment
- Is this like a Loki war now huh?
- Huh? Huh? - Yeah! Huh??
- Loki war!
- Now take them both there yeah
- THAT WAS CHEAT- Hey I lost my...
- ...unicorn :(
- Did you find your soul animal now??
- Yes.
- You happy now?
- ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? - Yessss~
- Speed and damage speed and damage...
- We could say...
- ...that I do look a bit cuter than you though
- Well I mean...
- Do we need anything else?
- No let's go
- Okay okay let's go get it let's go get it
- Eternal heart
- "Of course we'll go get it so get moving then!"
- It wasn't that hard
- This is taking SO long...
- DON'T YOU START COMPLAINING NOW
- Utero - Utero two
- Well isn't that nice
- It'll be in the very furthest corner there
- We'll go there then
- Yes
- There's a marked stone
- Where?
- There
- Let's put a bomb
- Oh it will-- No, not you
- You're not gonna spawn any bombs!
- NO!!
- NO!!!!
- Did you lose our soul heart?
- Well why didn't you take it
- Because I like my derp
- You like all of them
- AWWWWWH
- ...Literally
- You're really fitting this place
- Blob of meat! - Absolutely not
- Now it's fabulous
~So fabulous~
- Now we're really matching
- Especially now, think about it:
- Why do you have a problem with your character dying
- because most likely you'll get a nice one
- and if you won't, you can take a new one!
- I like all of them, but I mean...
- SO WHY IS IT A PROBLEM YOU'LL GET A NEW ONE
- Because I get attached to them...
- I don't want it to change!
- It just... Comes from the middle
- I was expecting it to go around the poop
- But the poop got destroyed
- I might have destroyed it myself...
- You might have
- Mario death noise
- Oh my god~
- Look who said that the boss would be here
- I didn't deny it
- You said that maybe in the furtherst farthest most far away corner would...
- Okay now the heart
- Yeah that there won't be any blah blah blah...
- Not now when we're supposed to fight
- I'm fighting real hard at the same time...
- I'm a corgi!
- Corgeous... Gorgius?
- No! I went to panic mode because I took damage...
- I died
- Oh no... How much health do we have?
- Two
- I've wasted all of them
- Just for your safety I won't get back now
- And so we would have at least a chance
- to get to cathedral
- But what would we do in the cathedral?
- We'll die!
- It's much better to die there than to die here
- Nnoo! - You can do this!
- Take the hearts and let's try again - Yess absolutely
- At least it... - I'm not even there
- Well come then - I will
- I'm a strange man
- I'm really funny
- Wonderman! "Ihmemies" (literal translating)
- I, um...
- It makes no difference really whether I'm here or not
- It makes like nno difference whether you're even here or not~
- It's better actually if you are there
- so we'll get this destroyed faster
- IF we'll even get it
- I'm trying really hard to hang out here with you
- WE DIED AT THE SAME TIME!!
- Did we?! - High five!!
- ...We're happy about being dead
"Dear diary"
"Me"
"Today.. I died"
"I was killed by this thing"
"In some warm place"
"Ugly"
"I leave all that I own to my cat Guppy"
"Item item item item item item"
"Cool stuff!"
"Item item item"
"Goodbye cruel world!"
"XOXO"
"Maggie"
- What time is it?
- Umm
- Half past midnight
- What?!
- Last time I looked at the time it was like...
- half past nine
- Yeah
- Whoops
- WHAT
- Well, that was it then
- Bye bye!!
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