Goodmorning and welcome back to my channel. I'm Lexi
and lately I've been buying a lot of thins, so I HAD to do a haul video
as you might hear the quality of my audio is not the best
so I decided to buy something to improve it
I'm showing what I bought for you
For this fisrt one I went there and the lady at the counter
I don't know... I guess she looked at me and she gave me this
now... I don't know if you can see
I find this offensive
because I believe that even a thin person might have a heavy cough
in fact, mine is heavy!
I've tried it, but it doesn't work.
Actually, this wasn't the first thing I tried
I started with natural remedies
the first one was this one
an original bio orange honey not heated
from Asiago. Which apparently doesn't only produce cheese.
this tastes like honey.
However didn't really word, so
I tried with granma's remedies... well, mum's actually...
because this was from my mum
It's not lumpsucker eggs as it's written here
basically this summer mum tried to make some pinus mugo flavoured brandy
because we're from Trento, you know...
it's something typical from here and damn good
but we had some issues
meaning that sugar didn't melt. This is what remained of our attempt to make pinus mugo flavoured brandy.
a little too solid to drink...
so mum decided that instead of throw it away, she could keep it to cure throatache
because brandy always works when you're sick...
so I have this thing, you just take it...
is basically
pure sugar
listen to my voice
let's do a test
my voice sounds way better. It works!
After this one I tried another natural remedy. This.
I already had it at home, it's a 100% silk scarf
that usually wrapped around your throat, makes it better
however it didn't really work either. Please mind the colour
I took it for a few euros but this colour doesn't match anything I own
So... this to the garbage...
At that point I decided to move on from Italy to Germany
and try German remedies
the first one is this I personally imported from Germany
this
namely: Erkältungs Tee
aka: flu-tea
I'm not sure what's in it
you find these tea bags inside
made with Holunderblüten
so elderberry flowers
Thymian, so thyme
and Weidenrinde
which means willow bark
aka acetylsalicylic acid
bettern known as Aspirine. It's an aspirine tea.
So that's why it tastes like it...
when not even the magical German tea worked
I decided to move on to another thing I bought in Germany, last time I had a cough
we already talked about troubles with doctors
and the health care card, so that time I decided
to skip the doctor and go directly to the pharmacy
where they gave me these, it's a soluble tablet
ACC Hustenlöser, weiss ich nicht was das sein soll...
I mean: I don't know what that is
but it works
this German thing worked for a while
but then stopped, so I decided that maybe it
was time to pay my doctor a visit
he saw me and had a ton of wonderful ideas
and said: let's try them all!
You must know I have a super-trendy doctor
The lady at the pharmacy gave me this Fluibron
while my doctor game me something totally different
Fluimucil
I could make an entire video talking about medicines' names...
you immediately understand this one is way stronger
fluiMUCIL gives you the idea...
"homicide!" mucil! Mucil!
sounds really lethal.
and it's not just lethal, gentlemen, my doc suggests me super-fashion things
and trendy, because... gonna show ya.
You open the package, and it's lemon green inside!
acid green
in fact these are lemon flavoured tablets
not only that... how cool is this? I'm showing you
look what a marvellous silvery blister!
Have you ever seen anything like this?
I'm the only one who has it! Seriously...
look, it has this refined shape
not like any regular blister
squared, you press it, get the tablet
this makes a cute hill
and look at the effect with the light, when I move it
this is a science-fictiony design!
Not only that! This is special...
no one else has it...
it's a medicine with a package leaflet...
look at the colour!
... oh, looks like it has a few side effects...
but is in the same colour as the package!
Did you think that was it?! You're wrong.
Since this was green I thought...
we're trendy, I can't let a medicine be trendier
so I bought some balsamic tissues to match the package leaflet!
of my free-flowing medicine...
not only one. I got...
another thing!
This was trendy, but didn't work either
so my doc decided to add a few more things
let's see what I got!
This is called PRONTinal
I can't tell by the name what that is for...
since I've been there a few times recently
the doc decided to give me a little homage...
kindly provided by the National Health Care
so I was given this wonderful thing
that goes inside the nebiliser thing
you use it with this practical mask
my audio is already better, isn't it?
Or you could use it in an alternative way
I like it as a hat
it matches my bow
this is so my style!
so, well, yeah...
something is not reporting...
oh, like this
it'd be too good if this was all
so... PRONTinal
and then we added this
... Giasion
What's that? Jason?!
Luckily the lady at the pharmacy understood it
because my doc writes as doctors do
so he gave me his prescription with 200 different thing
and in the time it took me to get to the pharmacy I couldn't
read anything that was written on it, because they have these funny names
Giasion, PRONTinal, Fluimucil...
and so on, so you talk to the pharmacy
the pharmacy?! The pharmacist! And you remember one at most
this was the last one by the way
my voice is completely out
I feel sick...
I think I have a temperature...
so... before it gets me distracted
I'll see you in a few days for the newest video
this doesn't count as weekly vid. If you didn't like it
give me a thumb down... I didn't have anything better to do
I had to waste some time
if you liked it give me a like
if I made you smile
subscribe, you'll see other funny videos
maybe one where I'm feeling a little better
and can produce something better
and... I'm going back to bed.
Wish me good health!
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