He is a village guy.
Very good guy.
And what is your name?
Kostya Tishshe.
Summer?
What?
What do we do in summer?
Summer?
Shashlyk, fish soup.
We have what to do:
we cut the hay,
carry the hay.
Valera explains right now.
Okey.
Where are you from?
Go that way — Bol'shoj Karlygan,
go this way — Arsky District.
One village we have.
We have Sardayal.
Building and growing, by contrast.
"Let's sum up in advance: Julia has 4 600 points".
We put the milk, then we make clabber,
then we boil it, make cottage cheese,
and then we cook pirozhki with cottage cheese.
"We kissed under the moon,
and now you even do not remember me.
I will be happy with another girl, let it be,
but the heart will be full of melancholy".
To the cottage cheese, we add an egg,
onion,
a little bit of oil,
and then a dough.
We put water, one egg, salt and start brake.
Then we roll it, make little circles
and thus we have little pirozhki.
We boil pirozhki and cover them with butter.
"I will be near".
"I will be near".
Mister Stepa, his father Fedor,
he even didn't have a surname.
Instead of a surname was a dash.
He was born in 1904,
granny in 1907.
And father, as we have, grandfather was kulak
and was de-kulakized.
Six horses had.
Whatever, I forgot to clear the memory...
Who needs it...
"Love again, spring again.
Love me, love,
with a hot fire,
at night and at daylight,
burning my heart.
Love me, love,
don't die,
don't disappear,
I implore for".
Give me makhorka one.
Petroleum district, ya know, Nurlat.
Black soil, 40 centimeters like this.
They have the yield of 80 centners.
The only one Mari village is here.
And all around is Tatarstan, tartars.
That way Christian tartars, Sardabash,
here Nusa, Shushmabash, Mirzyam, Pshenger, Apazovo.
Back in the day, there were Baltasi, Mari villages.
Pshenger can be translated as "boat river".
Roughly speaking, like that.
(original version of t.A.T.u. song)
Here is what we bought. Silver.
The river is good here.
And silver doesn't tarnish.
And I was born in 1969,
in the bath-house near the moonshine still.
Mother gave birth to me near the still.
That's why she calls me an alcoholic.
Where the moonshine dropped, I was born.
Delivery was performed by medic Zoya Georgievna,
may the earth lie light upon her.
Was born like a lump of 4,2 kilos.
And also there are Udmurt villages.
Kiselevo, Bolshoy Karlygan.
Karlygan can be translated from Tatarian to Russian...
as "currant".
But now there is a center,
village settlement.
Kiselevo, Mari-Arbor, there, Mari villages.
Seven villages, to my mind.
Near the Baltasi is Tsipya, a Udmurt village.
In Kiselevo the real Udmurts live.
Tyunter', Novaya Pizhmar'.
Crucially, there is no roadway.
If it could be.
Did you hear about Arsk town?
They wanted to make a roadway from Arsk,
there is a glass factory "Mariec",
they wanted that roadway…
That wooden school could be a station.
Hold, hold, don't let it go.
Swam, had a rest.
I didn't stay here all the summer.
I ate сhips.
Stuffed yourself, stuffed yourself at all!
Nope.
Dived like a cannonball from at a height of 3 meters.
2 meters.
No 3 meters.
But you said 2 meters.
One car at all, fuck, in the forest, damn, run in, damn.
An accident, damn.
Firefighters, damn.
Police, damn.
What the fuck, ambulance.
20 minutes stood.
The ticket price, damn.
From here to Mari-Turek the price is 140 rub.
Why 140?
To Bolshoj Karlygan — 100 rub.
From here to Bolshoj Karlygan — 50 rub!
I don't get it, damn.
10 rubles, damn, that's the difference, damn.
Yolkin, then Goryachkin was.
Goryachkin also was caught in graft, damn.
He was a presidential adviser at time of Markelov.
"Fir sings.
You are my beloved, I am your beloved.
When will we meet together,
my Gulnaz...".
"Volodya will introduce me to one girl.
As a handsome man, I am thankful.
I look at her as in the car.
If the color is not peeled.
If nobody has driven her yet.
The first thing I do, I pull her bonnet
and blow the gasoline tube.
There should be a spark.
I start the car.
She flies down, down.
Front spring works smoothly...".
"Уour mother is Anarchy!
Our father is a glass of wine".
Hey.
Good evening.
"Teach me something bad,
the good one I know".
Make a homebrew.
You can make a brew if you have a spoiled jam.
Add yeast and boiling water.
To big bottle.
Brew specialist.
Fucking awesome,
why should you spend money on beer,
better make a brew!
"Teach me something bad,
the good one I know".
I was put to the police by Kondratyev, the manager.
They let me out. Snowfall, damn.
I asked to have a walk.
From Mari-Turek...
I run and see that policemen come up with me, stop me
and ask: "Hey, dear, where the fuck are you going?"
I run through drain.
Near the shore is the river.
I decided to jump.
With my forehead, damn, crashed the ice.
Dived, damn.
Swam to another shore under the ice, damn.
Climb, damn, but something pulls me backward.
I am like icicle, totally wet, damn.
Police are on the other shore,
searching for the passage.
I tell him: "Dive to me".
They answer: "We will catch you anyway, fuck".
I say: "Catch the wind, damn".
"let's run away from here
rope from the badsheet and don't count the floors...".
Get on your knees.
Hugs.
Kostya, do it.
Furfur? — spirit has 22 degrees,
and other was sold by Platon — 45 degrees.
No, 50.
Platon's is OK, like vodka.
95 degrees.
Damn good!
But that with 22 degrees, will get poisoned.
Fuck, a lot of people died.
Poison, damn!
My cousin, Yurka Petrov, do you know how he died?
He chocked, damn!
The sausage stays in the throat!
Sits on his teeth, damn, the piece of sausage.
"You need to go home.
The streets are dark, but I never mind".
Such a pink sausage.
Not like Zhirinovsky, but Putin...
My sister is married, went to Vyatskiye Polyany.
I left alone with mother.
They couldn't take me to army.
I by deceit, that I have sister, did military service.
Went in 1987,
and was in army till 1989.
Worked as tractor driver.
Then was a driver.
Later worked as tractor driver in the woods. With diesel.
Lost my leg at the dike.
That's how I became handicapped.
This is it.
Now we have 2018.
Drink a little bit, hang out.
It is good that you are here.
Constantin, make a movie,
show me there at a glance, ok?
Have already watched.
Such a good cat. Had a tail like lemur.
Ran like this.
Later we got another kitten, small,
and the first one lost somewhere.
So that is why we say,
if you have a second cat, the first one will go away.
He is not here for three weeks already.
"...Sardayal, Sardayal, Sardayal".
Give me a cat, will put a cat here.
They waited for me.
They waited 730 days for me, in the boots.
After army became older.
My friend.
My very best friend.
Sernursky District.
Anatoliy Semyonkov.
We were in the army together.
Ok, this is it, close it.
Yegor, everything is written right there:
what you should do if you have no boner.
What do you need to eat, what do you need.
That is here: fuck, fuck, fuck.
If you have enough power.
"Have a happy trip!".
"...Sardayal, Sardayal, Sardayal".
Hey, cheerleaders, why are you cheerleading there?
Kostya Tishshe, 2018.
We wish everyone to have a rest.
And now let's sit down to table.
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