The possible ratio my responsibilities and me doing something about them is like comparing Sully and Boo on a bar graph.
But despite that, I still decided to make YouTube.
Yes, here I am, a normal teenager out here ranting in front of a lifeless camera thinking that people would enjoy watching me talk.
Fantasies, yeah?
*cue intro*
((WE BACK AND IT'S LIT))
Heyo wassup y'all! The name's Haaniya, the 'H' from HEAT'D!
And as you all know, I'm just a beginner at this YouTube thingy.
So, one day about a few years ago...
I was like "Hey, why not make a YouTube channel?
That would be a cool and easy thing to do!" So this year, I was determined to do so but guess what?
Knock knock, 13-year-old me, you played yourself!
Perhaps, the cool part of my sentence is fairly acceptable, but the easy part... na-uh!
For so many days, I've been like: "Okay time to do this". But then I open my camera, and I'm like...
Hi...
It sounds really embarrassing but I've practiced this so many times in front of the mirror.
But once I put the camera in front of me... It's like a whole audience is watching me live!
And the frickin' stage fright just hits the roof!
Just the small lens of a recording camera can make me so nervous
No boy could ever...
Not just in making videos, it's like this in real life too.
I get pretty awkward when another fellow human being would want to have a proper conversation with me.
People are always telling me, "You know, you should talk more." Fam. Do you know how many times I've tried doing that?
..0. b- BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!1!
The thing is that being a YouTuber is not easy, coming from a person who literally just started being one.
Most YouTubers, these days, don't even need a script.
They just sit in front of the camera and talk for hours!
But honestly, if I attempted to do that, I would 99% be talking bullcrap like...
Yeah... And uhm...
Special thanks to... Barrack Obama...? And Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day...
Without whom... I may not be here. ((Really... that's the best you could come up with...?))
And I would have no idea what I'm doing!
That's basically my whole life... bUT- T- T!! Let's not slide away from the topic!
I honestly don't even know what type of content I can offer.
You can expect bad puns. *shrugs*
Listen, if a dad jokes competition existed, there would still be no chance of ME winning it. That's
Rid-ic-YOU-LOST! *imitates David Tennant's laugh and fails still*
tHAT WAS So bad...
Told you.
And another con about me is that I'd write the script being pretty much satisfied with it,
Then I'd make a video,
But soon after, I'd be anxious to upload it.
And somehow after uploading it, I would still be telling myself that I messed up good!...
Bad...?
Good...? Wait...
Oh, you get the point!
And another thing about me, is that I love to complain.
That's basically what I've been doing this whole time...
yAY!
So yeah...
I'm aware that most people watching this know me in real life.
But if you don't then WHAT AN INTRODUCTION VIDEO!
Okay but everything aside,
I'll try to work hard with every video that I make but let's not expect too much, aye?
Yup! That's pretty much it! ((END MY SUFFERING))
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BYEEE~
*blackout*
((phew))
((good lord))
((Oh you thought this was over? LOL think again, frandz))
Next thing I know is that my friends are probably gonna make memes out of this. ((SMH WHY DID I SAY THAT?? oh watevr))
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