CONTE has told Barcelona they are wasting their time coming after Chelsea ace Eden Hazard
ANTONIO CONTE has told Barcelona they are wasting their time coming after Chelsea ace Eden Hazard.
Reports in Spain suggest the Belgian winger is now being targeted by Barca as they look to build a squad capable of wrestling the La Liga title back off Real Madrid.
Antonio Conte has told Barcelona they can forget about signing Eden Hazard.
Barcelona had shown an interest in trying to snatch Eden Hazard from Stamford Bridge. European champions Real have already made a major play to try to snatch Hazard away from Stamford Bridge with little success.
And Chelsea boss Conte has delivered a blunt message to Barcelona officials they will have no chance of signing the 26-year-old. Conte, speaking in Singapore where Chelsea are preparing to face Inter Milan tomorrow, was asked about the Barca interest.
The Italian said: I dont know anything about this situation. In the past I read a lot of stories about Real Madrid and now there is Barcelona. This is the transfer market and we must understand this.
Will Hazard stay with us? Yes. He is very happy to stay with us and to play for Chelsea..
Antonio Conte used a press conference in Singapore to warn Barcelona off Eden Hazard. Conte sees Hazard as one of the main men in his squad to base his team around and no money would be enough to persuade him to sell.
Real had been linked with a £70million summer bid earlier in the close season, but found little joy when they sounded out the Premier League champions.
Barcelona are said to have made Eden Hazard a target in case they are unable to sign Philippe Coutinho from Liverpool. Barcelonas interest appears to stem from fears they will not be able to persuade Liverpool to sell Philippe Coutinho.
The reports in Spain suggested they had made Hazard their back-up option, although Chelsea have made it clear it is not an avenue to pursue.
Eden Hazard is currently working hard to regain fitness after breaking his ankle at the start of the summer.
Hazard is currently back in England at the clubs training centre working on an intensive rehabilitation programme looking to speed up his return to fitness.
The winger suffered a broken ankle training with Belgium in June, which specialists fear will keep him out of action until the end of September.
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Could Ben Woodburn be Philippe Coutinho's long-term deputy in Liverpool's midfield? - Duration: 8:40.
Could Ben Woodburn be Philippe Coutinho's long-term deputy in Liverpool's midfield?
Liverpool youngster Ben Woodburn has been deployed in a new midfield role throughout pre-season, showing the potential to emulate Philippe Coutinho.
With nine appearances, 360 minutes on the pitch, 14 more games on the bench and one record-breaking goal, 2016/17 was a breakthrough campaign for the Reds' No. 58.
Rising from the U16s to the first team within months, Woodburn is now established as one of Liverpool's most promising young players, symbolic of Jurgen Klopp's focus on development.
But while Trent Alexander-Arnold looks primed for a long-term role competing with Nathaniel Clyne at right-back, and Ovie Ejaria is settled with a midfield briefing, Woodburn is difficult to place.
This summer, Klopp has fielded the Wales youth international in the middle of the park, and this could well be Woodburn's natural position moving forward.
In his nine outings for the Reds' first team last season alone, Woodburn played three different roles: on the left wing, the right wing and as a secondary striker.
For the U23s, the 17-year-old operated across the forward line, primarily as a centre-forward, but drifting out wide and, at times, stationing himself in a deeper role in midfield.
Before that, in Pepijn Lijnders' U16s side, Woodburn served as the Dutchman's No. 10, at the tip of a diamond midfield, in what his manager described as "the second key position," behind the No.
On a basic level, Woodburn is simply a hugely talented young footballer, and Klopp has stressed he is eager not to pigeonhole him at this stage.
"He's too young to fix him to any one position. We want to have him in and around our team," he explained.
"We will see what happens as he grows…It's exciting. I have no idea what his best position is, I'm just happy to have him around.".
At 17, there is considerable scope for Woodburn to develop physically, but his stature does arguably rule him out of some roles in Klopp's system for the long term.
He's not exceptionally fast, like Sadio Mane or Mohamed Salah, so he is at a disadvantage on the wing.
Standing at a lithe 5'7″, he's not tall either, and bar Roberto Firmino, Klopp's current options up front are all over 6′, with Divock Origi and Dominic Solanke in particular possessing a looming presence.
Lijnders described Woodburn as an "an authentic No. 10," with the youngster a highly intelligent, technically gifted, instinctive player. That is where the prospect of Woodburn lining up in Liverpool's midfield in the coming years comes in.
Ahead of pre-season, Klopp suggested he would be spend the summer "introducing different systems," but so far, the German has largely persevered with a semblance of last season's 4-3-3.
This allows Klopp to field two natural wingers flanking the lone centre-forward, with those roles earmarked for Salah, Mane and Firmino, while a fluid, three-man midfield provides support for the attack and cover for the defence.
The duties within this system may shift depending on the players at Klopp's disposal, with the potential arrival of Naby Keita a game-changer in that regard, but the structure remains the same.
Unlike last season, however, when Adam Lallana probed forward as the most advanced of three and Georginio Wijnaldum served as the knitting midfielder, this is set to change for 2017/18.
Coutinho's successful audition in a deeper, creative role in the middle of the park in May's 4-0 win away to West Ham United proved the Brazilian is at his most influential in midfield.
And so far this summer, the 25-year-old has interchanged with Woodburn, with Klopp rotating his lineup to build fitness and fluency throughout his squad.
Such is the nature of Klopp's midfield, Woodburn has at times found himself as the deep-lying No. 6, or pushing forward with third-man runs into the penalty area, but largely his has been a creative role.
Against Crystal Palace in Hong Kong, Woodburn showcased his inventive eye, with one threaded pass from the halfway line into the box for the onrushing Salah on 28 minutes truly masterful.
And 11 minutes later, he found Daniel Sturridge in the penalty area with another arrowed ball from 30 yards out, cutting apart the Eagles' defence with direct, incisive play.
"It was like he has never been in any other position in his life even though he's only been there a few times," Klopp said of his display against the Eagles.
"When Gini pushed up, he dropped to become our No. 6 so game intelligence is a big skill of Ben's and he can only get better.".
Lijnders has also attested to Woodburn's ability to "structure the press," suggesting he would be no weak link off the ball, either.
Woodburn is still clearly a work in progress, and Klopp has identified this pre-season to "help him to learn the highest level of football under pressure," but he clearly has the potential.
Overtures from Barcelona this summer have brought a long-held concern over Coutinho's ambitions to the surface.
Having joined the Reds in 2013 and progressed into one of the Premier League's finest, the Brazilian has caught the eye of the Spanish giants, with a £72 million bid compounding this.
Liverpool are determined to hold on to their No. 10 this summer, with Klopp explaining "I can say 20 times, he is not for sale," but there is a creeping inevitability over Coutinho's future.
Like Luis Suarez before him, Coutinho seems primed for a move to Barcelona in the long term.
Catalonia is a dream destination for many South Americans, and there is a clear role outlined for him at the Nou Camp, as heir to Andres Iniesta.
Having signed a new five-year contract with Liverpool in January, Coutinho has underlined his intention to remain on Merseyside for the time being, and the hope will be the club's success convinces him further.
But if he does opt to join Barcelona in the future, be that next summer, or the summer after that, Woodburn can be moulded into his eventual successor.
With Liverpool fighting on four fronts in 2017/18, the Welshman will have plenty of opportunities to hone his craft, even if they don't all come in the middle of the park.
Serving as Coutinho's deputy in Klopp's midfield can only benefit Woodburn, and by extension, Liverpool.
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[Sub][TURN 42] Cardfight!! Vanguard G NEXT Official Animation - Overcoming Heaven's Decree - Duration: 26:40.
So what?!
This is my battlefield!
What's with that look?
Don't you dare look down on me!
Attack with the left-hand Martial Arts!
Perfect Guard!
Another Perfect Guard?
Seeing Suzugamori senpai's fight on that summer day might have been fate.
I entered Fukuhara and joined the Vanguard Club.
My fate is to protect the Vanguard Club with my own hands!
I won't let the club disband!
I will protect the Vanguard Club!
That's why I'm right here right now!
The hell you will! You make me laugh!
Perfect Guard!
Henri Hayao's spirited attacks
have all been blocked by three consecutive Perfect Guards!
Still, we won't lose!
You're getting on my nerves, human!
It's the second fight between Fukuhara High School and Team Diffrider
and the crowd is going wild!
Hayao-senpai.
How will Saori Fuchidaka make a breakthrough?!
TURN 42 Overcoming Heaven's Decree
Stride Generation!
Flare Arms, Ziegenburg!
Stride Skill!
Retreat Martial!
You weakling...
Ziegenburg's Skill. Retreat the right-hand Martial!
This is just a game for you lot...
Call!
He's Retreated all three Units to the rear?
This is just a Call to meet the conditions for a Blaze.
Afterall, Hayao has a Guardian that can defuse the Units in the front.
The Bulwark Dragon.
How could I possibly lose to you bunch of weak and
powerless creatures?!
Blaze!
Attack Vanguard!
Guard!
Triple Drive!
Critical Trigger! All of its effects go to my Vanguard!
Critical Trigger!
Again, all of its effects go to my Vanguard!
He survived!
Henri Hayao successfully guarded the Double Critical Attack by Saori Fuchidaka!
But Fuchidaka did not use the Boost from the rear.
Ziegenburg still has...
You humans need to simply surrender!
Stand Ziegenburg!
Drive minus two.
Boost with Tahir!
Attack Vanguard!
Generation Guard!
Sky Guardian Supreme Dragon, Bulwark Dragon!
Thunderstrike! Add 10,000 Shield!
I won't let you have it!
Shut up!
Saori Fuchidaka's Attack is 48,000!
Henri Hayao's Guard is 51,000!
The Drive Check of destiny!
I'll kill you.
I'll definitely kill you.
Again! There it is!
He's got three Criticals in four Drive Checks this turn!
He's finally got passed Henri Hayao's Guard!
The winner is Team Diffrider's Saori Fuchidaka!
I did my job.
I appreciate it.
I'm sorry. Shion, it's all up to you now.
Yes!
The first match of the semifinals!
It's all going to be determined by this final fight!
Shion, don't you lose.
I know you can do this!
It's been since the first stage.
I look forward to seeing just how much you've improved.
I'll return that phrase right back to you.
Stand up!
The!
Vanguard!
Don't lose!
The intense first match of the semifinals has finally come down to the wire!
This Fight determines which team goes to the finals!
Team Diffrider's Captain, Kazumi Onimaru!
He hasn't lost one Fight throughout this entire tournament!
He's the winner of the previous tournament and the undefeated champion!
Will he mark another page to his legend?
Fighters from all around the world are taking notice!
Reign supreme, my new sword!
Knight of Heavenly Decree, Altmile!
Going against Kazumi is Fukuhara High School Vanguard Club's Shion Kiba!
Attack!
The heir to the Kiba Corporation and destined to become a leader,
he's also trying to seize Vanguard within his hands as well!
Destiny...
Twin Drive!
Heal trigger!
The Power goes to Redon!
Second Check!
Critical Trigger!
He faced adversity. He spent nights trembling in humiliation.
But he is the indomitable prince who refuses to stay down on the floor!
Seize it!
Seize the future we desire with your Vanguard!
That Trigger makes it one to four.
He's begun the Fight with a fierce rush.
This aggressiveness is Kiba's style.
Now, how will Kazumi Onimaru turn things around?!
Ride. Demon Stealth Dragon, Shiranui "Oboro".
You cannot withstand me.
I am destined to defeat you in this Fight.
Stride Generation!
Enma Stealth Dragon, Maguntenbu.
Stride Skill. Dominate Redon.
Add 4000 Power!
Attack!
Madoi's Skill. Add 3000 Power.
Guard!
Call. Maguntenbu's Skill.
Dominate Redon again.
Add 3000 Power.
Fuurai's Skill.
Add 2000 Power.
Genkai's Skill.
Add 2000 Power.
Draw one card.
Generation Guard!
Holy Dragon, Laserguard Dragon!
This is Onimaru's Domination...
Bonds... Friendship...
Such ear-pleasing words do not justify your actions that affect our destinies.
This is our revenge!
Attack Vanguard with Maguntenbu!
Noroi's Skill. Add 5000 Power!
Add 2000 Power to Fuurai.
No Guard!
Triple Drive.
Second Check. Critical Trigger!
The Power goes to Fuurai.
The Critical goes to Maguntenbu.
Third check.
Critical Trigger!
Double Critical!
Shion!
Attack.
Generation Guard!
Divine Knight of Godly Defense, Igraine!
Shion Kiba pulled through but it's become five to four on this turn.
The notorious Kazumi Onimaru!
He has the ability to dominate the entire Fight!
The reason why you hate our Vanguard so much...
I do not know why.
But the way you are ready to take any means necessary for what you seek,
I do understand what motivates one to act that way.
I was once like that too!
Knight of Heavenly Decree, Altmile's Skill!
Superior Call Knight of Encouragement, Albion!
Add 4000 Power!
Stride The Generation!
Holy Dragon, Brave Lancer Dragon!
There it is! Shion Kiba's ultimate trump card!
Go Shion!
Stride Skill!
Add 4000 Power to Escort Eagle!
Call!
Laurel Knight, Sicilus! Headwind Knight, Selim!
Alectos' Brave!
Add 3000 Power to my Vanguard!
Also Alectos' Skill! Draw one card!
Brave is activated throughout this turn!
Brave Lancer's Brave! Add 3000 Power!
The mission I must accomplish!
The determination to win it all!
I will fight for the pride I cannot yield!
Albion's Skill!
Superior Call Counteroffensive Knight, Suleiman!
Guard.
But I am at the same time free!
Suleiman's Skill!
In order for me to be myself, I will push forward till the very end!
I know there are people waiting for me at the end!
Together we strive for a better future!
That is why I fight!
Shion Kiba uses his Skills to create four consecutive Attacks!
He's completely different from last time.
Attack Vanguard with Brave Lancer!
Generation Break 3!
Superior Call up to three Units with Brave!
There it is!
He earns two more attacks with Brave Lancer's Generation Break 3!
T-This is his seventh consecutive Attack this turn!
So this is why he used his G Guardian twice last turn.
No Guard.
No Guard?!
One Critical and Kazumi Onimaru will receive six damage!
Triple Drive!
Second Check!
Draw Trigger!
The Power goes to the left-hand Escort!
Third Check!
Heal Trigger!
Recover one damage!
The Power goes to the left-hand Escort!
No Critical Trigger!
But he has two Attacks remaining from the Double Trigger!
Can Kazumi Onimaru withstand it?!
You won't ever understand.
You Dominated Kazumi Onimaru and took away his Vanguard.
So no matter how well you may play, your Fights are nothing but fake.
That's why you'll definitely be defeated.
Let's prove to them the power of the Shiranui clan with this mission!
There's no destiny we cannot change!
Shiranui clan, the heterodox taboo users.
They are nothing but evil dragons who have abandoned the righteous Nubatama.
They're just perfect for dirty work.
Let's just use them. They're good for nothing.
We're nothing but despicable expendables who'll just end up being used and dead?!
You're saying that's our destiny?!
Our destiny...?!
No, that is not your destiny.
The Vanguards twisted your destiny.
Vanguards?
We are apostles of Relics, the land at the ends of the planet.
You, who challenge destiny.
Come, join us.
I shall not be finished!
Damage Check!
Critical Trigger!
Add 5000 Power to my Vanguard!
Attack Vanguard!
Guard.
Noroi! Genkai!
Kazumi Onimaru!
He came out of a desperate situation with a Damage Trigger!
Stay strong, Shion!
I shall destroy all of your Vanguard!
These evil-eyes will grant me with everything to come!
Stride Generation!
Evil-eye Hades Emperor,
Shiranui "Mukuro"!
Stride Skill!
Intercept!
Genkai's Skill.
Add 2000 Power.
Draw one card.
Shiranui "Mukuro"'s Skill.
Know that the freedom you sing of is nothing but a frail illusion.
Dominate Vanguard.
W-What the?!
Kazumi Onimaru has Dominated Shion's Vanguard and not his Rear-guard!
The Dominated Vanguard shall Attack all of its Rear-guards.
Knight of Heavenly Decree, Altmile's Brave.
Add 4000 Power.
Twin Drive.
Even a Drive Check?!
Critical Trigger.
All of its effects go to Shiranui "Mukuro".
The Power goes to Shiranui "Mukuro". The Critical goes to Genkai.
Don't lose!
Attack Vanguard with Shiranui "Mukuro".
No Guard.
The winner is Kazumi Onimaru!
Team Diffrider has won this tough first semifinals match!
Fukuhara!
Fukuhara!
Fukuhara!
T-This is...!
The crowd is giving a massive cheer for the losers, Fukuhara High Vanguard Club!
Indeed, although they lost, the way they fought
was more than enough to touch the hearts of everyone watching!
I'd definitely be defeated, huh?
Unfortunately, this is the reality.
It's true that I lacked the strength.
But I never said that I would be the one to defeat you.
Kazumi?
It's all over...
Hayao-senpai.
Sorry, I don't have any regrets because we gave it our all...
Ouch!
Don't be so sulky.
Just because the club's disbanded, it's not like we can't play Vanguard anymore.
That's true...
We could restart as an unofficial club.
Yeah, you're right.
Hey.
T-This is...
"Considering your great performance at the U20,"
"we have decided to let the Vanguard Club carry on."
Hooray! We really did it!
Shion! Hashima-senpai!
Let's keep playing together as a team with the three of us!
Hayao-senpai?
Hey, let go of me!
Thank you, Shion. Thank you, Hashima-senpai.
It's all because of you two that we could protect the club!
Well, I wasn't fighting for the club or anything...
Moreover, Hayao-senpai, it was your strong passion that protected the club.
Shion...!
But what shall we do when Hashima-senpai graduates?
TURN 43 Striders VS Jaime Flowers
How about you repeat a year?! TURN 43 Striders VS Jaime Flowers
TURN 43 Striders VS Jaime Flowers
As if I would! TURN 43 Striders VS Jaime Flowers
TURN 43 Striders VS Jaime Flowers
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EASY CHILI RECIPE - Student Meal - Duration: 6:31.
Hi I'm Steve Owens and welcome to Steve's kitchen. A series on student
meals wouldn't be complete without a great chili. Now I have a chili recipe
that I particularly like to make but this isn't about the best Chili's it's
about the simplest Chili's, that still pack some flavor. So come on let's get
and make a really simple but delicious chili or chili con carne. Frequently I'll
actually use little bits of diced steak in my chili but today I'm going for prime
beef round steak, that has been ground. Now good beef will always taste better
so try and get a decent piece of ground beef. In a pan with not too much oil
maybe just a little - we're going to add our ground beef and don't look for beef
that has no fat in it, fat is where the flavor is, so make sure
you've got plenty of fat in the beef. It is important to cook your beef until it
starts to get some color on it this is where all the flavor comes from. Now I
almost forgot a little seasoning a little salt in with our beef and if you
have it, black pepper, I've only got white pepper so I'm going to use it anyway. So
when I've got some nice caramelization on the beef like that I'm just going to
set it aside. I want to prep an onion so I'm just going to cut it in half,
don't cut the root end off yet, just nip off here and then we're just going to
peel off the skin, the outer skin. Now I'm going to dice my onion fairly small so
I'm just going to take some horizontal slices maybe three or four, just mind the
tips of your fingers. Then I'm going to cut some vertical slices in the onion
and then we should have some beautiful nice fine slices of onion. I'm going to
be using a couple of cloves of garlic as well, just nip the end off there. Now if I
just break those with the back of my knife, the rest of the skin will just
pull away, we don't need to be too precious. I'm going to add a little rock
salt on to my garlic and then I'm going to use the edge of my knife just to let
the salt grind the garlic up, of course you can use a regular garlic crusher, you
don't have to do it this way, I just haven't got a garlic crusher with me
where I am but don't forget you have got this salt
in with the garlic for seasoning, so you don't want to add too much salt in to the
dish. Next I've got two lovely little red hot chilies I am going to use them, seeds
and all and I'm just going to slice them up. Now if you want you could use less
chilli or more depending on how you prefer it. Now I want a pot to cook my
chili in so I might as well fry my onions in there, about a tablespoon of
cooking oil, we're going to take our diced onions now, drop them into the pan
and we want to fry these onions until they're a little bit translucent. I'm
going to add my garlic in there and don't forget that's got a little bit of
salt in it and then I'm going to add in my red chilies. Next I have a can of
chopped tomatoes which I'm just going to pour in to make the sauce, in with the
tomatoes I just like to add a teaspoon of brown sugar, it counteracts the
acidity. Now I'm not going to add any extra salt in at the moment I'll taste
it later and see if it needs it but I am going to add some white pepper into
there and a cup full of beef stock for flavor. I can now add my fried beef into
the pot, I'm also going to add in a can of kidney beans, you can't have chili
without kidney beans for some reason, give that a good stir through. Now I just
happened to have this beautiful yellow bell pepper or capsicum whatever you
call it and I think it'll add a beautiful splash of color into my chili.
I'm just going to cut the core out and that pulls most of the seeds out. Now I
don't want the pieces to be too small, I want them to stand out in the chili, I
think they look beautiful. So I'm just going to dice it up and then turn it to
the side and cut it into some rough cubes .nNw let's add them into the chili
Now I'm just going to pop the lid on my chili, put the temperature down to a
simmer and we're going to cook that for about 30 minutes to let the sauce get
beautiful and rich. Now two schools of thought, one is that you let the chili
cook for many hours or leave it overnight and reheat it the next day and
it's going to taste a lot better and I agree with that, it actually will, with
time, like a curry it will develop but because we're cooking this to eat right
now, we're getting a little bit hungry, it's been a long day we'll go
go with the second school of thought which is fresh is best.
Now it's a good idea to take some parsley, coriander whatever you like, I've
actually got coriander here. I'm just going to roughly dice this up, the chili
is almost ready, you can see the sauce is getting beautiful and thick. Now is the
time to put some fresh herbs in if you like them, I'm actually going to turn the
heat off. I'm going to stir those herbs through the chili. Now doesn't that look
absolutely gorgeous. Now another argument you might like to have is whether or not
you serve this with rice or potatoes or whatever you like,
comment down below, I'd love to hear your opinions. I'm going with rice, we're in
Asia, so I'm going to get a beautiful serving of this gorgeous chili and I'm
going to serve it on the rice, lots of sauce. I absolutely love my chili and I
think this one's going to pack quite a chili punch I don't know about you but I
am starving, just come in here, take a look at this. I want to get a little bit of
that rice, mostly I want to get the chili. Here goes super simple students chili.
You could make it in almost any kitchen you like. Cheers! Ohh! the Chili's are kicking
straight in there, it is hot, just the way I like it.
Super, super tasty, super delicious I would say this chili will taste even
better tomorrow and I'll be interested to see what your comments are down below.
Be good, share the love, give this a thumbs up and share this on any social
media you like and I love to see your results. Photographs please back to
Steve's kitchen. I'm going to be doing something lovely and sweet this Sunday
so tune in for that, be good and I'll see you in the next video take care
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Fiorentina want Lazar Markovic but won't pay £16 million asking price – reports
Serbian winger Lazar Markovic has reportedly been in talks with Serie A outfit Fiorentina, but the Italians are unimpressed by his price tag.
As Jurgen Klopp continues to re-shape his squad for an assault on four competitions in 2017/18, an amount of reshuffling is to be expected.
In one or two cases along the way a loan spell has been beneficial for players who are welcomed back into the fold—goalkeeper Danny Ward being a case in point—but it seems to be the opposite for Markovic.
Having been at Fenerbahce, Sporting CP and Hull City on temporary stays over the past two campaigns, the former Benfica man has been told he has no Anfield future, with a permanent move now on the cards.
With Mohamed Salah added to offer pace and a goal threat in the wide areas, Philippe Coutinho still a key part of the side and Sadio Mane shining last term, there's simply no place for Markovic at Anfield any more.
But the Mirror are reporting that, despite serious interest and initial talks being held, Fiorentina simply don't want to pay the £16m fee that the Reds are expecting to recoup for Markovic.
His displays at Hull last season were somewhat improved, leading to Premier League interest from Watford and Leicester City, so Liverpool feel they remain in a strong position and won't budge on the valuation.
Along with Mamadou Sakho and potentially one or two others, Markovic is expected to depart this summer one way or another, though it seems his exit will drag on a little while longer yet.
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Gossip: tutte le novità sulle coppie Pellegrini-Magnini, D'Alessio-Tatangelo | K.N.B.T - Duration: 5:26.
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it's the only place that feels like I mean anything - Duration: 0:15.
There's nowhere left to go.
Nowhere.
Except the Oasis.
It's the only place that feels like I mean anything.
PENETRATION
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Animate-A-Grump - Duration: 16:49.
- [♪]Hey, I'm Grump - [♪]I'm Not So Grump
TOGETHER: [♪]And we're the Game Grumps
Hey!
ARIN: I just got to the third checkpoint. DAN: Yup.
ARIN: I'm feeling very proud of myself… DAN: I saw it.
ARIN: Um… I'm doing the best that I can. Now we're in Rock World, I guess?
ARIN: With a... Satan door? DAN: I got a...
DAN: Dude, I—whoa… bosses!
DAN: I completely forgot games could… ARIN: Oh… Oh-ho! Whoa, okay!
Dude, I don't know how to say it— or if I should say it—
I got a crazy boner right now.
Like, I am fucking rock hard and I don't know why.
It's not for Battle Kid.
- [laughs] - I swear it's not.
- "Look, Sivak Games… - Yeah…
- "I don't want you to get too proud of yourselves.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - "It is not for Battle Kid."
- Wow! - Maybe for the tension that Battle Kid brings?
- I am so hard right now. - Oh my God, dude.
- Sorry. - That is nice to hear.
It's just, I don't— I don't understand!
God-dang! Dang, dude!
Holy crud, dude!
DAN: [laughing] Oh my God! ARIN: Oh my God! Oh, FUCK!
DAN: [laughing] Oh my Lord! ARIN: Jeezum!
- This is fuckin' ridiculous, dude! - Try going left.
Try going left instead of to the boss.
Oh, sure, that's what you want me to do.
It is.
Well, that would explain it.
See? I get "I" from the boss.
Did you like it?
- [laughing] I have to kill the boss. - Did you—did you have a good time?
[laughing] I literally have to do this!
DAN: This is gonna be ten minutes…
AH!
DAN: Everyone strap into an episode of ten minutes of this shit.
ARIN: [laughing] Fuck you, Dan!
You don't know anything about my Battle Kid skills.
DAN: Hope you're counting at home.
- Here's a fun drinking game you can play… - [laughs]
DAN: Every time Arin gets killed by a giant purple flower, take a shot!
Take a sip! And you'll be drunk in three minutes!
- You will be fucking annihilated. - Ah! Agh…! AGH…!
[groans] Ho…! Fuck.
There's another one.
- Ho…! George! - Down the hatch.
- [exhales] Hoo… - [laughs]
You do not know the passion that I have for the—
Why does it have to have a fucking cutscene right before—You know you're—
[inhales sharply] Oh! OH! Jiminy Jillickers!
[laughs]
Oh… You know what? You better do this with sips of beer.
'Cause if you do this with shots, I don't wanna be responsible
for someone dying in the hospital from alcohol poisoning.
Rasputin is… ready. I don't know what I'm doing.
I… have a hard time… keeping my cool in situations of stress.
I mean, there's just nothing you can do.
All right. All right. This time, I've got it.
Got it locked and loaded.
All right, then—hah! Hah!
[exclaims erratically]
OH FUCK! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!
- Damn! Damn it, Stan! - [laughs]
I'm trying so hard not to say anything 'cause I just want, like…
you to have your moment…
- …think shit through. - [exhales]
How many hits does he take? I need to know.
- [stammers] I need to know. - Do you want me to look it up?
- No, no, nonono, it's part of the… - Okay.
It's part of the— It's part of the challenge.
[through gritted teeth] "It's part of the fun!"
"It's part of the fun! Everybody's having fun!"
ARIN: AH! AH! AH…! Not the needle in the back!
- [laughs] - That's the worst way to go!
[sighs]
I think… you should try to shoot, um…
DAN: ...like, changing sides on the platform each time.
I'm tryin'. Dan… listen, man…
Shit, I… Do you not want helpful tips?
You… you gotta pay attention to every little thing, dude.
Every little thing is coming at you.
It's coming at you like Cleopatru.
[both laugh]
Fuck fuck fuck fuck! Oh my GOD…!
- [screams] - [laughs]
- [exhales and whines] - Wow!
- [out of breath] Okay… - Hope this episode's titled "Arin Loses His Mind".
[laughs and whines] Oh… purple plant!
Why were you growing in a rock world?
- …I didn't even try! - [laughs]
We're only a third of the way through the episode, dude!
ARIN: [high pitched] That wasn't even something that happened for me!
All right. All right, this battle is… for… real.
DAN: Yup. ARIN: I have a good feeling about this one,
I'm—I'm bringin' it downtown, you know? Right? I'm—I'm playing music on the street.
I'm getting a noise complaint, but you know what? I don't even care!
Because this is my art!
- And no—FUCK! - [laughs and claps]
I was just, like, watching slack-jawed in awe…
- [laughs] - …of you, like, improvising a crazy monologue…
[laughing] …while you do this shit!
- It seemed like it was helping, actually! - Oh, okay! Uh…
ARIN: [deliberate] One day, I was walking down the street. I met a guy named Carl.
[skittish] Carl was nice because he gave me some ice cream!
DAN: [laughs]
ARIN: And—AH…! DAMN IT…! DAN: [laughs and claps]
I got—I stuttered on the fuckin' story and then I messed up!
- [laughs] - Okay…
ARIN: ...All right, here we go, here we go… DAN: Okay, okay, okay.
ARIN: [exhales] DAN: Here's the one!
ARIN: Mark mistakenly ordered me nine pizzas! DAN: [laughs throughout]
I wasn't sure if I should keep them or not, because I really enjoy pizza!
[unstable] But when I opened them up, it was pineapple and ham!
[hysterical] And I don't like ham, and I'm allergic to—FUCK…!
DAN: [laughs] ARIN: Damn it!
- You saw how close I got, though! - It was so good!
ARIN: [laughing] He changed colors! DAN: Keep talking about pizza!
- [laughs and exhales] - Oh my God!
Nintendo would've never allowed this game to exist!
ARIN: Rocket the Hedgehog was a lonely young hedgehog
in the Sonic the Hedge— DAMN IT!
DAN: [laughs] ARIN: Fuck!
I can't talk about Sonic fanfiction, that's too much!
DAN: All right. Were you gonna cross Rocket Raccoon with Sonic?
ARIN: Maybe.
Cool!
ARIN: Here we go. DAN: Okay!
Um… Uh…
ARIN: I knew a guy named Jesus! I asked him, "Hey, isn't your name pronounced "Jesús"?"
and he said, "No, my mom is very religious".
And I said "Wouldn't that have prevented you from having the name Jesus?"
ARIN: ...and he said—FUCK! DAN: [laughs]
- [continues laughing] - [exhales and laughs]
- Okay… - I'm changing my mind...
DAN: ...I'm very glad we did a third episode of this.
[strained] Radical Republicans really wreck my…
- …rectal r…AGH…! - [laughs]
- Don't go for alliterations! - I'm sorry!
- That'll make it way too hard for you. - Okay, okay.
- You need the not-thinky stories. - I need the not-thinky stories, all right…
- Verbal barfing. - [laughing] Something that comes from…
- ...Something that comes from the heart. - Yeah.
ARIN: [strained] Purple plants make me feel uncomfortable when I walk towards them.
They say, "Hey Arin, how's it goin'?" and I say, "It's goin' okay," but it's not really going okay,
[explosively] I just didn't want to share my emotions with the purple plant!
'Cause, fuck… I don't know him!
- He's not—DAMN IT! GOD… FUCK…! - [laughs]
- [exhales] I think I injured myself! - I think you're gonna do it!
- [exhales] - I mean injure yourself, not succeed.
Check out Battle Kid's face when the door closes.
And, like, the... He's just like…
[both laugh]
ARIN: Jerry wrestled bears for a living! But he wasn't happy with it!
DAN: [giggles] ARIN: So instead he changed his profession to golfing!
ARIN: He wasn't happy with that either! He just realized he was an unhappy dude in general!
So he saw a psychiatrist,
and the psychiatrist— FUCKING GODDAMN IT!
This is as hard as fighting an actual 20 foot plant monster.
ARIN: [groans] DAN: [laughing] Wow!
- Okay! - Yup!
Oh, that's actually more like a 60 foot plant monster…
ARIN: Jennifer dumped me!
[laughs]
That was your shortest, saddest story yet!
[both laugh]
Three words is all it takes to get the tears flowin'...
ARIN: ...I'll tell you that. DAN: [laughing] Oh my God!
Recklessly, I touched a car that didn't belong to me!
It was a very nice car! A 1978 Bugatti!
[yelling] That's not even a real car model! I made it up!
ARIN: And I d—AGH…! DAMN…! DAN: [laughs]
Nothing will make me feel better! Even the victory will be bittersweet!
DAN: [laughs]
- [exhales] - [giddily] That victory is not comin', bro.
- Oh my God. - Oh…! Wow…!
Register now at your local supermarket for their rewards card.
DAN: [laughs] ARIN: It will save you 10% on—
FUCKING goddamn bullshit! FUCK!
- [laughs] - [exhales]
[laughing] I can't breathe!
- [exhaling] Okay…! - Oh, God in Heaven!
[exhales]
My mom's a nice lady, but sometimes, you know…
AGH…!
You'll NEVER know the end of that story! I'M MOVIN' ON!
[laughs]
ARIN: [exhales] Okay… DAN: Your improv skills are through the roof right now.
ARIN: I was caught murdering some man named Steve!
I talked to the police and I refuted that I had anything to do with the murder!
The police said, "Wait. Wait.
"Then why are you STANDING ABOVE THE DEAD BODY!?"
DAN: [laughs] ARIN: GOD—
I think you got, like, three more chances.
- [exhales] - Holy shit.
- [out of breath] Okay… - [giggles]
[tensely] My dad really likes that I'm doing music right now.
[explosively] But he's kinda disappointed that I'm not good at it!
[through clenched teeth] Because he's spent his whole life writing music,
and I've only spent a couple—
FUCK! GOD! I…!
- I… am… NOT okay. - [laughs]
[continues laughing]
- Something's gotta give, dude! - Wait, wait, okay, okay…
For this one, total silence. Total silence.
Go.
- No! No! Goddamn it! - [laughs]
I didn't even do that well that time! It is the improv skills!
DAN: [laughs] Last try! Last try. ARIN: It's a magical fuckin' golden monkey, dude!
DAN: This is it. This is it. For everything. ARIN: [exhales]
[exhales] Good luck.
ARIN: As a child, I always wanted to be on…
ARIN: …Who's Got… DAN: [laughs]
ARIN: All right…! Fine…!
DAN: All right! Keep goin'! ARIN: That's the end of that story…!
It's fine! Fine! Yeah, "Who's Got…"—not even a show!
ARIN: Legends of the Hidden Temple was one of my favorite shows of all time!
I always wanted to be on it! Kind of a consider—continuation of the last story!
However! I have to say… I'm very close…
TO BEATING THE GODDAMN PLANT MONSTER! But he's NOT dying!
- We're NOT stopping! This is HAPPENING! - [laughing] Okay! Okay!
- I am SO… CLOSE! - Oh my God!
- I'm like a god… damn… GIGOLO, ready to burst… - [laughs]
…and she's saying, "No! three more minutes, AT LEEAAST".
DAN: [laughs]
[laughing] Fuck…!
Ah, shit!
AGH, NO…! NO…! No! The green needles will not be the death of me!
DAN: [laughs] ARIN: I will continue onward!
- They've been nothing BUT the death of you! - [laughs]
- They've been exclusively the death of you! - Okay, that's not true...
...the bottom green needle has gotten me sometimes.
- Okay. - That didn't count. That one didn't—
- don't add it to the counter. - [laughs] There's no...
- Take the counter down from the screen. - There's no counter!
- [exhales] Okay… Woo… - Okay. Okay. Okay…
ARIN: Why is there a plant here? What is he doing? What's his purpose?
Why did he have to open up when I showed up here?
He could've just been hanging out and I could've just shot him in the fucking bud!
It would've been fun! "Nip it in the bud," they say!
That's the term! I'm getting close.
Why do I have to point that out!? It always makes me worse!
Agh…! Agh…! FUCK…!
- I was SO… GODDAMN CLOSE! - Possibly.
Did you see that!?
There's also the possibility that it goes through, like, 12 more iterations of purple…
- Oh, sure! That's what they want you to think. - Oh my God, I think so.
[groans]
[♪]Gerrymandering politicians always get their way unless you veto their vote in a voting booth
You have the power! As a citizen of the United States!
Register to vote at your local DMV! So that you can control the fate of your country...
[strained] at least somewhat, I mean, there's the Electoral College and everything, but, I don't know,
[explosively] I don't know much about how politics work—
- GOD-FUCKING-DAMN IT! I'M DONE! - [laughs]
I'M FUCKING DONE! THIS IS BULL! SHIT!
ARIN: RED PLANT! PURPLE PLANT! BLUE PLANT!
DAN: [laughing] Oh my God… ARIN: This is not…
ARIN: [groans]
- [sympathetically] You all right? You okay? - [laughing] Hey Ross!
- Oh, you missed some shit, man. - No, I was watching through the window!
- Oh, you haven't…? Okay. It's amazing. - It was terrible! Holy shit!
DAN: It's been amazing. ROSS: Keep it up, buddy, you can do it.
DAN: He can't do it. No one can do it. ROSS: He can do it. Buddy, come on.
- Oh my God, Ross believes in me! - Yeah, Ross believes in you!
ARIN: I've got one more shot! DAN: Oh, G—okay.
ARIN: With Ross' magic touch. DAN: This is the "Ross shot". This is the one.
Ross.
- No! I hit "End"! I hit "End"! - [laughs]
[screeching] No! NO! NO…!
FUCK…!
- FUCK EVERYTHING! - [laughing] Next time on Game Grumps!
BATTLE KID, FUCK YOU! SIVAK GAMES, GO SUCK MY GODDAMN DAD'S CHODE!
YOU PIECE OF HAIRY GARBAGE!
- I'LL FUCKING KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY! - Oh, that is such legit rage.
- Didn't go well? - [laughs]
Oh, goddamn, next time on Game Grumps!
DAN: Woo!
ARIN: All right. All right, this battle is… for… real.
DAN: Yup. ARIN: I have a good feeling about this one,
ARIN: I'm—I'm bringin' it downtown, you know? Right? I'm—I'm playing music on the street.
I'm getting a noise complaint, but you know what? I don't even care!
Because this is my art!
ARIN: And no—FUCK! DAN: [laughs]
ARIN: Hey! I just got to the third checkpoint. DAN: Yup.
ARIN: I'm feeling very proud of myself… DAN: I saw it.
ARIN: Um… DAN: Whoa…
Everyone strap into an episode of ten minutes of this shit.
ARIN: OH! Fuck you, Dan!
[laughing] You don't know anything about my Battle Kid skills.
DAN: Oh… ARIN: Holy crud!
Oh my God! Oh! Oh, FUCK!
Why is there a plant here? What is he doing? What's his purpose?
Why did he have to open up when I showed up?
I could've shot him in the fucking bud!
DAN: You should try...
ARIN: "Nip it in the bud," they say!
Why do I have to point that out!? It always makes me worse!
AH! Oh my GOD…!
DAN: There's just nothing you can do...
ARIN: AH! AH! AH…!
DAN: Everybody's having fun!
ARIN: This battle is… for… real.
ARIN: Here we go. DAN: Okay!
ARIN: Uh-uh-um… DAN: Oh my God!
Here's the one!
ARIN: Listen, man…
DAN: Shit, I… Do you not want helpful tips?
ARIN: You gotta, you gotta pay attention to every little thing, dude.
Every little thing is coming at you.
Coming at you like Cleopatru.
I have to say… I'm very close…
TO BEATING THE GODDAMN PLANT MONSTER! But he's NOT dying!
ARIN: We're NOT stopping! This is HAPPENING! DAN: [laughing] Okay! Okay!
ARIN: I'm SO… CLOSE!
Ah, shit!
AGH, NO…! NO…! No! The green needles will not be the death of me!
ARIN: Why is there a plant here? What is he doing? What's his purpose?
Why did he have to open up when I showed up?
I could've shot him in the fucking bud!
DAN: You should try...
ARIN: "Nip it in the bud," they say!
Why do I have to point that out!? It always makes me worse!
AH! Oh my GOD…!
DAN: There's just nothing you can do...
ARIN: "Nip it in the bud," they say!
Why do I have to point that out!? It always makes me worse!
AH! Oh my GOD…!
Jennifer dumped me!
ROSS: Why'd you lose it?
- I accidentally hit "End" instead of "Continue"! - No…! Are you serious!?
Right after you said you believed in him, he was like,
"All right, I'll give it one more shot 'cause Ross believes in me," and then he hit "End".
[Ross and Dan laugh]
I fucked it up!
DAN: Oh, God, Ross! That's what your belief does.
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Mercedes E-Klasse All-Terrain 4x4² (2017) - Aufgebockter All-Terrain /Review/Test/Details - Duration: 6:11.
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NVIDIA's Newest VR Tech boosts EVE: Valkyrie - Duration: 4:27.
Hey, everyone! Chris Turner here for GeForce, and I want to share a little bit
about what's new here at NVIDIA with VR gaming.
So, we've been working hard with CCP, the developer behind EVE: Valkyrie,
an amazing, immersive game built specifically for VR.
This fighter pilot simulator pits you against other players
in dogfights among the stars. Look up, look down, all around to find the enemy,
lock on, fire missiles, and close in for the kill with your Gatling guns and cannons.
It's an exciting and fun game, and with a new update that adds "Ultra Graphics,"
the experience becomes even more immersive when paired with
GeForce GTX 1070, 1080, and 1080 Ti systems.
Along with a number of new effects added by CCP,
we've provided four, developed by NVIDIA, using the latest technologies and techniques available.
Of these new effects, NVIDIA's volumetric lighting is by far
the most immediately visible difference, adding shafts of bright light,
often called "god rays," throughout EVE: Valkyrie's environment.
It increases the perception of the vast depths of space, and helps you better understand distances
to other players and objects within the game space.
Let me pause the action for a moment to show you
how volumetric lighting transforms the look of a scene.
On the left, you can see EVE: Valkyrie with its old "max" settings.
On the right, the new "ultra" settings.
Look at those new light renderings! Beautiful.
Anti-aliasing helps smooth out edges of objects.
In real life, a diagonal line doesn't look harsh and jagged.
Realism in a game environment means mimicking what the human eye sees much better,
especially in VR, where the display in your headset is just an inch from your retinas.
Your brain picks up every inconsistency, even when you're not directly looking at it.
Before EVE: Valkyrie's "ultra" graphics update, the game used a fast post-process technique
that added blur to the scene to reduce the jagged edges,
but it also reduced the clarity of some game detail.
Now, EVE: Valkyrie players can use NVIDIA's superior anti-aliasing technique
called Multi-Sample G-Buffer Anti-Aliasing, or MSGAA for short.
We love making new tech... and new acronyms!
Our tech works very similarly, but applies more demanding anti-aliasing
to a scene that does a better job.
Now, take a look here. You can see how the lines in the cockpit
appear smoother, more realistic, and at the same time,
the user interface is clearer. Distant detail is better defined,
they'll shimmer less, and some new lighting effects will look even nicer.
To enable MSGAA, set EVE: Valkyrie's resolution to 175 percent.
In the settings menu, under graphics, advanced settings, resolution, select MSGAA.
In addition, the game's new "ultra" mode adds further enhancements.
Cockpit lighting has been improved, and specular lighting - which are the shiny spots on
reflective surfaces - has been added. Shaders and reflections are more realistic,
lighting and shadowing in environments looks nicer than ever before,
and ship projectiles now have dynamic lighting illuminating their path
as you take down an enemy ship, as well as bathing your cockpit in realistic light
as they whiz dangerously close to your canopy.
One of the most important features of VR gaming is ensuring a consistent, smooth frame rate of
90 frames per second or better. Anything less, especially on a dynamic game like EVE: Valkyrie,
and you may start feeling the effects. 90 frames per second demands a lot from
your graphics card, and by adding the new effects of "ultra" mode, it significantly ups the pressure.
So for that, NVIDIA's VRWorks feature, Lens Matched Shading,
has been added to EVE: Valkyrie for GeForce GTX 10-series gamers.
Lens Matched Shading is a unique, innovative rendering technique that allows
game developers to significantly improve performance by rendering to the
unique shape of the headset lenses.
By doing that, you get up to 30 percent faster performance in EVE: Valkyrie,
giving you the headroom to enable extra ultra effects,
or simply to enjoy faster, smoother frame rates if your system was previously struggling with the game.
And if you are using a previous-gen GeForce GTX 980 or 980 Ti graphics card,
NVIDIA's Multi-Res Shading has been added.
This is another VRWorks feature, functionally similar to Lens Matched Shading,
giving you a way to increase your performance and enable high quality settings on those
previous generation graphics cards.
With this new NVIDIA VR technology,
you get better image quality and performance with GeForce GTX graphics cards,
and the other features of "ultra" mode.
The update is now available for both Oculus Rift and
HTC Vive versions of the game, but you'll first need to download our newest
Game Ready Driver through GeForce Experience or on GeForce.com.
So if you have the game, enjoy the new experience!
And if you don't have the game, what are you waiting for?
If you're just getting into VR, you want to learn more? Make sure you're subscribed to
the GeForce Channel for the best in PC gaming, updates, info, and tech.
Take a look at one of these videos! Lots of cool stuff here. We want you to have
the best gaming experience possible! Thanks for watching, and we'll catch you next time!
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Game Grumps Animated - Golf Gods - by ThePivotsXXD - Duration: 1:18.
*Intro, Arin laughs*
Dan: Uhhhhhm...
How do you do this?
Arin: Uhhhhm... let's see, go up the ball.
The tee is...
Where's- Where's the... the hole?
I'm assuming it's this way.
And then, red is the good stuff?
Red's the good stuff.
Dan: Wait, what? What are you doing?
Arin: Aaaaand I will the driver.
And I will start my swing.
Dan: Oooh.
Arin: WOW, I really uhhh...
Really made it far, huh?
Ah, there we go! Look at that!
*Man grunts in pain*
Arin: Oh man, you're gonna be disqualified dude. Dan: I'm in the sand.
Dan: WHY?!
Arin: Woah, what the fuck are on right now?
Dan: I don't know, I'm in the sand.
Arin: The hell?
Dan: What the fuck is happening right now?
Why am I sinking? Just help me...
Arin: Yes!
YEEEES! YEEEEEEEESSSSS!
Dan: Oh man.
Arin: OHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEES! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dan: Damn dude!
Arin: HA HA HAAAAA!
Dan: You did good.
Dan: NNNNNOOOO!!!
*Both screaming*
Arin: FUCK!
Dan: Aw, dicks.
*Outro, stick around for after credits*
Arin: AHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYY
Dan: Don't...
Arin: PUSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Dan: God dammit...
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Dream Daddy (A Game From Game Grumps) - Trailer - Available Now! - Duration: 1:07.
♫Guitar♫
♫Dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam Daddy♫
♫Dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam Daddy♫
♫(Who is gonna be your, who is gonna be your~)♫
♫Dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam Daddy♫
♫(Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be?)♫
♫Dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam Daddy♫
♫(Who's gonna love you, baby?)♫
♫Dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam Daddy♫
♫(Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be?)♫
♫Dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam Daddy♫
♫(Who's gonna love you, baby?)♫
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Sonic Unleashed: Goofy Rubbery Swingin' Arms - PART 13 - Game Grumps - Duration: 12:58.
Arin: Hey, I'm Grump
Danny: I'm not so Grump
Both: And we're the Game Grumps
Danny: Welcome (laughs), welcome back to Sonic Unleashed....umm
yeah, so uh
Arin apparently is about to take a trip to Tasty Testicle Island
I don't know if you could here that
Arin: Tasty Testicle Island
Danny: But umm...
Arin: coming this Saturday to Fo- (big fuckin' belch) -ox
(Danny laughs)
Danny: That would be a Fox show
Arin: It would be
Danny: Um, this is a cool-looking...uh
board like that's a....it's a nice background and...da Moon
Arin: (stumbling) Why do you, what, like why?
Why are you being incessantly positive?
Danny: Well because most of these other....uhh
levels have not been attractive looking, but this is, this is pleasing to the eye
Arin: Just like Tinder am I right? Ohhhh...
Danny: I've never been on Tinder
Arin: Me neither, bro. If I went on Tinder that shit would blow up, yo....it'd be all over the tums,
it'd be all over...
Danny: The "tums"?? (laughs)
Arin: ...the Myspace. It'd be all over the Friendsters
Danny: Nobody calls it tums.
Arin: It'd be all over the
the 'Book...
Danny: If anything, they'd call it the "Blrs"
Arin: The blurs?
Danny: Yeah, that's....that's Tumblr
Arin: Ooooooohhhhhhh Danny: That's short, that's what it's short for
Danny: It was the Blr....
...coming to you live from "The Blr"
Arin: You know what a "tumbler" does?
Danny: No
Arin: It polishes metal
Danny: Is that right?? Huh... Arin: and stones....
Arin: That's what a tumbler, do- you put rocks inside of a tumbler
Danny: And it's where your Tinder profile blows up
it's gonna blow up all over the Myspace, the Pinterest,
the Friendster
Arin: "Digg"
Danny: Digg, aww you better believe it's gonna be on Digg....Digg with 2 "g's" , Di- guh- guh-
Arin: I-O (pronounced like "Eye Oh")
what's it called?
Danny: I-O?
Arin: Something "I-O"
Danny: God, there's been a lot of shit...
Arin: Yeah, there's been a lot of uh...
content aggregation sites but none of them compare....(wait for it)
to Myspace.
Danny: "to yooouuu" (singing "Nothing Compares to You") hmm, sorry....
(Arin screeching) Danny: "It's been 7 hours and-
Danny continued: 16 days"
Arin: What is that?
Danny: Uh, "Nothing Compares to You"?
Arin: Is that "Matchbox 20"?
Danny: No, it is absolutely not....
Arin: Is that, is that Larry King Live?
Danny: I don't know. I think it was Prince who originally wrote that song but Sinead O'Connor did a really famous version
Danny continues: Chris Cornell did a version that will fuckin' annihilate your heart....oh my God
Arin: Was it Chris Cornell
or was it Audioslave or was it Soundgarden?
Danny: It was just Chris Cornell in a little studio with an acoustic guitar.
Arin: He was like (in toothless Southern accent) "Yeah, I'm Chris Cornell!"
Danny: Nooo, he like...he...Chris Cornell was amazing. He had like two amazing voices
'cuz he used his (deep Southern voice impression)
Danny continued: That voice, you know?
Danny: Umm... Arin: I know the voice you're talking about...
Danny: Yeah
Arin: Yeah, the one (sounds like a cow mooing)
Danny: Yeah, not, not as screechy Godzilla roar which was also amazing
Danny: Ummmm Arin: (tiny burp)
Danny: What are you doing in here?
Arin: You know, I'm, what, what do you think I'm doing? I'm trying to get lunch!
(Danny laughs)
Arin: The fuck else would I be doing?
Danny: I just want lunch!!
(Arin laughs)
Danny: Is it, is it that lever? Do you have to pull that?
Arin: Yeah....
Danny: Okay, there we go Arin: Oh, okay. This time I have to hit "B"
Danny: Okay, neat
Arin: Maybe I was thinking of another game where I shot it, I don't know
Danny: It's okay
Arin: There's so many fucking levers in games, what a fucking trope...
Arin continues: if you want to make your game memorable, remember, always add levers and buttons and
Danny: Jumping Arin continues: item boxes and oh, loads of jumping
Danny: Yup...
Danny: And some big Arin: (deep sexy moan)
Danny continued: goofy, rubbery swingin' arms
Arin: Son of a fuck... son of a fuck! I fucking dropped....
Danny: I don't understand why...
you're....
Arin: Playing this game?
Danny: No, your goofy arms
can't just reach it from the ground, like...
Arin: Because....because..... Danny: They're long as fuck
Arin: Games, because video games Dan
Dan: Okay...
Arin: It wants me to be up here....
Danny: Got it
Arin: See? I can do that just fine, but it wants me to be up here
Danny: You gooooot it
Arin: One!
(Danny laughs)
Arin: Two, three, you got it!
(Danny laughs more)
Arin: I'm trying so hard to find a video of that and I can't find it...
Danny: Do you remember what the game was called?
Arin: No...
Danny: Goddamn it, I really wanna know
Arin: Have I talked about it on the show?
Danny: You must've...
...but go ahead tell it again. Maybe someone knows what you're talking about
Arin: Alright, maybe somebody who's really into Sonic knows this
I played this old DOS, like, it wasn't even a game, it was just like a compilation of, like, educational moments...
and it was like
it was, it actually had like voice synthesizer, and it was this guy
and you do math or whatever or like you told it your phone number
Danny: Ah, yes, my favorite subject: Math or Whatever
Arin: It would remind you - God damn it! Danny: Oof...
Arin: It would remind you what your phone number is, it would like quiz you on it, it would be like
"What's your phone number?"
And then you type it in and it would be like "You goooot it! ONE! THREE! ONE!
SEVEN! You gooooot it!" (Danny laughs)
Danny: How would it know what your phone number is?
Arin: Because you would put it in beforehand
Danny: Ooohhhh
Arin: Cuz it was, like, for you to remember
I guess they wanted kids to, like, memorize their phone number....
Danny: But if you, if you could already put it in...
Arin: In case they got kidnapped or something
Danny: If you could already put it in, why would you need to get Arin: (whispers) God fucking dammit
Danny: Boy, you are terrible at that roof jump...
Arin: I don't care! I don't give a good goddamn! Danny: Alright, that is....
Danny: This is the opposite of hardcore parkour
Arin: Softcore parkour?
Danny: Yeah, yeah, yeah.....and believe me. I am soft watching this
Danny: It is Wet Noodle City over here Arin: I'll get you fuckin' hard. I'll get you fuckin' hard...
Danny: I don't know about all that...
Arin: I'm gonna twist your willy, dude
Danny: That is definitely not going to do it.
Arin: You don't think so?
Danny: I'm almost positive
Arin: Oh, oh, you don't think so?
Danny: I won't say never, but... I'm almost positive Arin: You know think so? Okay, you don't think so?
(Danny chuckles)
Arin: No? No, okay...
Danny: "Grab my dick. You gooooot it!"
Arin: "One!" Aaaahhhhhhhhh!!!
(Danny laughs)
Arin: Fucking Sonic God damn Werehog
Arin continues: Long-Arm having bitch, fucking cleats
Danny: You might as well, like...
Arin: Runnin' at top speed...
Danny: Might as well kill everything that's on the roof
so you don't feel pressured to make the run...
(Danny laughs)
(Danny laughs harder)
Arin: What? What are you laughing at?
Danny: Just that you have to...
Arin: What's so funny?
Danny: You have to shake...
Danny continues: you have to shake the Wii-mote, like, and the Nunchuck simultaneously....
Arin: What the FUUUUUUUCCCKKK WHADAWAJAM??? (calmly) Go ahead?
Danny: ...to climb the pole, and you're so angry...
(Arin laughing) Danny: ...but you still have to (starts laughing)
Danny continues: fuckin' shake your arms, like, happily....like a newborn panda, like, looking for bamboo
(Arin still laughing)
Danny: It's very funny
Arin: Aaaaahhhhhhh....
Danny: Here, kill this thing so you don't have to-
Arin: It doesn't matter!
Danny: No?
Arin: Nothing matters in this dog-eat-dog world
Danny: I don't know...
Arin: Nothing fucking matters anymore... it's a fucking niche and shit....
Danny: I don't know...
Arin: I don't know...
Arin: Trying to do DOUBLE JUMP! Why didn't he double jump!?!?
Danny: How do you double jump?
Arin: I double jump by hitting jump twice!
Danny: Can you...
Arin: See, I'm doing it right there? Danny: Oh...wow, It looks really easy
Danny: when you do it like that
Arin: I KNOW!!!
(Danny laughing)
Arin: Don't fucking talk to me like I don't know that fact!
Danny: Here comes the shaky hands...
Arin: Ooooohhhh, it's so stupid
Danny: It's, it's the best
Arin: S-Stuuuupid
Arin: And it sucks that I can't see the opposite angle of the....of the-
Danny: Try practice double jumping before you do the thing
Arin: I think it's because I'm, like...
Danny: Oh, there you go
Arin continues: dropping from this point, and then it counts as a double jump...
Danny: Oh.... Arin: Ow...
Danny: Yeah, may- get a running start. There you go.
Arin: Oh my fucking God Danny: Yeeeaaahhh....
Arin: This game is fucking horrible...
Danny: "You goooot it".
Arin: It get- OOOOWWWWW! I've got a hernia!
(Danny laughs)
Arin: I've got a hernia, this game's givin' it to me, I've got hemorrhoids...
Danny: Oh boy.....oh boy
Arin: Oh, the titular characters Sonic the Hedgehog...
....everybody's favorite character...
Arin continues: Why can't I break these blocks?
Danny: I don't know.
Arin: I don't know.
Danny: I don't knooow
Danny: You want me to fuck you?
Arin: I got an item... Yeah I'm getting fucked by playing this game
Danny: It certainly seems that way
Arin: I'm getting a, I'm getting really reamed up the B-hole with no prostate stimulation
Danny: Oh, that's the worst kind Arin: None whatsoever
Arin: Yeah, it's just uncomfortable fucking insertion...
and it's, and it's, and it, it violates my, my self space...
Danny: Come on, ladies...
Arin: It's like I got a safe space going on and somebody's violating it with their penis in my B-hole
Danny: Work the prostate, ladies
Arin: And I can't...I can't
Danny: You know what to do...
Arin: Ladies?
Yeah, oh, well, I'm sorry I assumed, excuse me
Arin: I'm talkin' about not putting a D in that B
(Danny laughs)
Arin: You talkin' about ladies, right....
Danny: I like girls.
Arin: Yeah, well
Danny: Aaahhh....
okay, I thought you weren't gonna make it...
Arin: Some people don't. Some people like girls, some people like squirrels,
it's all the same in this dog-eat-dog world Dan
Danny: You fuck squirrels...??
Arin: I don't fuck squirrels, I'm just saying there's people out there to do!
Danny: You better be careful, man, you could get "SQUAIDS"
(Arin snorts)
Arin: Is that squirrel aids?
Danny: Yeah, you better believe it. You sang about it once
Arin: I did, well, I rapped about it.
Danny: That's true
Arin (rapping): "I was a mercenary working for the Avalanche Gang..."
Danny (rapping): (incoherent) ...you probably want to bang. That's all I remember
Arin (rapping): "I'll save all of Hyrule with the tastiest raps I could spit" Wait, that's not the right song...
Danny: No....
dang it!
Arin: (incoherent old man screech)
Danny: I can't wait to do that...umm....
Starbomb writing retreat.
Arin: Oh yeah, it's gonna be fun dude.
Danny: It's gonna be so cool, but I do-...this prob-..... we'll probably have said it...
uhh...in a fffff...uh...
a forum where you've already heard it before this episode comes out, but um
we're going to El Paso
Texas.... to a studio to just kind of hang out...
Arin: Aw, dude...
Danny: umm....in the middle of nowhere
no distractions. Just Arin, myself, Brian and a producer and
uh, and TWRP's gonna show up and then we're going to just write and record the Starbomb album.
And we ain't leaving the desert until it's done
Arin: Fuck yeah!
Danny: It's gonna be rad as fuck
Arin: Or until our time is up
Danny: Or until they're like "Get out!"
Arin: And somebody kicked us out of the studio
Danny: Also a possibility....
Danny continues: but in which case we will just continue over to get back to LA
Arin: Yeah....
Arin: But man, that's going to be real fun, we're gonna write songs about Sonic Hedgehog and...
Danny: Sonic Hedgehog!
Arin: Tails the Echidna!
Danny: Mmm hmm
Arin: And...uh....
George the Bee
Danny: And Big the Fat
Arin: Maya the Bee. Maya the Bee was a secret Sonic the Hedgehog character
did you know that?
Danny: Was she really?
Arin (singing): "Maaaaya the Bee"...
you remember that?
Danny: I remember Maya the Bee
Arin: It's an anime!
Danny: Yeah! I guess it is!
Danny: Umm... Arin: It was made in the "Nii-hon"
Danny: No shit....
Arin: In 19-twixty-2
Danny: 19-twixty-2.... Arin: Yeah....
Danny: A good year for anime
Arin: Yeah...
Danny: Wha- tha- I thought it was Israeli?
Arin: Maya the Bee??
Danny: Yeah!
Arin: No
Danny: No?
Arin: Israeli?
Danny: Yeah!
Arin: Who gave you that idea??
Danny: I don't know! I thought maybe it's a...
Arin: Really strange, like....
Arin continues: that's a very specific place, like, cartoons usually don't come out of Israel
Danny: Yeah, well, excuse me while I write "Is Maya the Bee Israeli?" into my Google search terms...
Arin: Israeli good.... (buh dum tss)
Danny: Oh shit.... (Arin laughs)
Danny: Arin...I'm gonna need you to cool your jets on the Israeli comment...
Danny: Cuz I can't keep up (Arin still laughing)
Danny (Google searching): Is Maya the Bee from Israel?
Arin: No!
It's a fucking anime, dude. It's made in the Nii-hon
Danny: Come on, you little bitch...
Arin: In 19-twixty-2! Danny: Aw, you fuckin'....
Arin: That's what I said...
why don't you ever believe me?
Danny (reading): Ma....
(Danny still reading): Maya the Bee....uh....uh....
Danny: Oh, it's from Germany!
Arin: Germany!?!?
Danny: Yeah
Arin: What?
Danny: Yeah
Arin: Oh, I was wrong...
Danny: I mean, it, like...
Arin: I thought it was an anime??
Danny: No, no, I mean, it is an anime, but like....
Danny Continues: the, the original story, like, the literature was from Germany.
Arin: Ooohhh
Danny: Yeeeaaahhh
Arin: Oh, that's what you meant
Danny: It was by "Waldemar Bonsels"
Danny continues: and it's "Die Biene Maja"
Arin: Was it a b- whoa, jeez...
Danny: Yeah
Arin: Gettin' a little dicey there...
Danny: Well, it's a little German...
Arin: So...
Danny: Whoa, first written in 1912!
Arin: Was it a book?
Danny: Yeah, it was a book...
Danny continues: the stories revolve around a little bee named Maya and her friends Willy the Bee, Flip the Grasshopper,
Danny: umm....
Danny: Mrs. Cassandra, Maya's teacher
Arin: It's just a name...
Danny: And many other insects and other creatures...
Danny: The book depicts....
(Arin laughing)
Danny: You alright?
Arin (high pitched): I'm sorry, I'm doing this shit again...
Danny: The book depicts Maya's development from adventurous youngster to a responsible adult member of bee society
Arin: Bee-ciety?
Danny: Yeah, that's exactly right...
(Arin still giggling)
Arin: So what's the cartoon about?
Danny: I don't know...putting stuff in her B-hole, which is everything
(Danny and Arin both laughing)
Arin: In her Bee-hole!
Danny: Yay
Arin: Ooohhh man
Danny: We've had some good times
Arin: This has been a good discussion
Danny: See you later babies!
Arin: Oh, is it Game Grump ends?
Danny: It's over
Arin: Over the Game Grumps
Danny: Mmm-hmmmmm
Arin: bend over Game Grumps
Danny: Ok...
Arin: I don't, I don't even know what that meant...
Arin continues: or where that came from
Danny: Byyeee! Arin: I, I think I was thinking like a guy named "Ben Dover"
Danny: Oh, yeah
Arin (nasally voice): Dr. Bendova? Dr. Bendova?
Danny: Later!
Arin: From Rocko
Danny: Ohhhh
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Sonic Unleashed: The Best Use of Their Time - PART 12 - Game Grumps - Duration: 16:08.
♫Hey, I'm Grump!
-♫I'm not so Grump!
-♫And we're the Game Grumps!
-Hello!
AHHHHHH DO I WANNA CONTINUE PLAYING? YESSSS!
-Of course you do, Arin. Of course you fucking do!
OHHHH YES!
-(laughing) nyeah?
(slurps liquid)
Mmm. This can of fucking liquid shit is really giving me-
-Oh God, here we go again
What the f- What the hell?
-Well, n-no, this is a different level.
Oh I have to collect a hundred and fifty rings! -Yes.
That's the thing.
-Yes, it is.
Wait, do I...
Do I really have to?
-Yeah.
-Well, it's the same... it's the same same board just different challenge.
This is dumb!
-Cool!
This game is dumb!
-What...? I mean...
-I guess.
It's dumb!
-I... I guess it is but like...that...
-...in-in-in the games-
The fact that you're stammering to fuckin to say the contrary is just proof.
-In the game's defense
-We probably could have read that earlier.
No. This is not.. th-this is literally the before it was just clear in the time
-Oh, oh I see.
And now it's get a billion rings or whatever.
-Well, you're doing great.
Thanks, 'cause I played it three times already.
-(laughter) Yeah.
-Got it down to a fucking science.
Jesus Chri- I gotta fuckin'
-Patchoooo
It's just dumb!
I hate Sonic!
-It challenges Arin, you need to have challenges.
I do, it's called life!
-You did it.
Jesus.
-You cleared the mission.
Why do I need to challenge myself in a game about a blue hedgehog that runs fast and wears dumb sneakers?
-(whispers) Just enjoy the moon medal.
Yes, I'm going to continue playing.
-Of course. It'd be my greatest honor.
God, dude.
It like automatically loads it up too, it's not like do you wanna keep... you wanna play another match or something? It's just like go for it.
What am I doing now?
-I do not know.
Don't break anything along the way.
-You don't break it shook.
So now it's a different stage.
So this is a d- so it made me do the same stage three times in a row...
And now a different stage
-Yeah!
So that was part of the thing...
-Definitely.
-I think it's a pretty sweet mechanic.
Oh, yeah, dude. Yo, definitely.
-(laughing)
You just say... you just say you like everything and can be faulted for it.
-If I say words like mechanic
-It sounds like I know what I'm talking about.
Yeah.
No, that's- that's another thing. This fucking design, I wonder if somebody says like-
-That's excellent design!
That's bad design like-
-Woah you failed.
Yeah, I broke a piece of ice.
-Oh, you have to not break a single piece?
Yeah.
Oh God, it's like when you go to those touristy places, and they're like "uh leave nothing but your footprints take only pictures..."
Why don't you take my foot up your ass?
-(laughter)
Put a foot print right in your colon.
-Wow I... I'll do that-
I don't know why it turned into like A 1970s dad all of a sudden.
-Did you break it?!
WHAT THE FUCK DID I-? I DIDN'T TOUCH IT!
-(laughter)
FUCK YOU, making me pay for broken china!
-Nice hit box.
-Okay.
Geeze, more like shitbox am I right?
-Oh God, fucking sick burn, Arin.
Dude.
-Here we go!
It's just fuckin... It just needs a burn because it's so cold.
-HERE we go.
-GO! Mission failed.
It's just stupid.
-You're stupid. (laughter)
Just immediately stops too, like it doesn't even finish breaking. It's just like: fuck you!
Doesn't have like a little thing words like slows down and Sonic's like "no!!"
-Oh, God, if it had that you'd be so pissed you'd be like, "why does it just fucking cut away!?"
-I have to watch this bullshit over and over...
You can't win with me dude.
-Ah, it's true.
Noo...
-That doesn't blow it for you, though. Okay.
It does blow it for me.
-It does, mission failed.
I broke the ice that was covering the- I broke my spirit.
-Also did you hear Sonic? He was like "NOOOOO!"
-Exactly how he said it.
Idiot!
Stop...
-Yo man. Okay here we go!
Here we fucking go.
-This is the one....?
-Question mark?
Go!
-Go!
-No!
Oh, this is the one, this is the one where I don't fuck it up.
-Okay, awesome. So far so good.
Yeah, yeah, here, yeah, yeah!
-Be careful!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Okay, gotta watch out for the ice heh heh that's nice.
-Look out extra ice everywhere.
-Woah... WOAH!
-Oh, good, you can't break that.
No.
I'm gonna show this guy just ice. Get it? It's like justice.
-Oh, I got it. I got it, Arin.
No... NO. NO!!!!!
-Oh, thank God.
Phewwwwf
-(laughter)
-Sorry, that was me.
I gotta be like a bad no, whaaaaaaaa?
-Oh, God...
I gotta be like a bad pick-up line, don't break the ice.
-Oh my God, Arin, please. Woahhh...
(both yelling)
-Oh, thank goodness... WOW.
-(laughter)
-That was a mindfuck.
-Okay.
Why am I playing Sonic?
-I love it.
Why am I playing Sonic AGAIN?
-Oh God, I hope- I hope you play this game to the end and then immediately finish Sonic and the Black Knight.
God fucking damn it...
-Or we could alternate between the two.
YES!
Let's do that every other day.
-Oh my God!
Sonic Unleashed and Sonic the... Until it's just a blue blur.
(both laughing)
Spagonia's right, next? Next, right? Oh...
-Well, what are we waiting for? Who wrote this? And did they do it in crayon?
Mhm.
-This shit looks like it was...
-Like while the person who like made this game was drinking heavily at the bar to forget...
-Like they wrote the plot on a cocktail napkin.
Oh, and he wants me to go to Spagonia...
They- they opened up the disc tray took a big diarrhea shit in it
And then closed the disc tray
-Wow.
And then it was like "would you like to sell this game for sixty dollars?"
-Sixty dollars?
Yeah, man - it's a fucking triple-a title it's sixty dollars.
-Aw, brutal.
Maybe it's a double a title, I don't know. Do people say that?
-I don't know...
'Cause it was like triple-A
-Mmm they don't say that. I know we have an old shrine somewhere
-But I can't recall where. You think I'd be able to remember the old shrines right? Heh heh heh...
-O-Oh, my hip I seem to be forgetting more and more things as of late.
-My children don't call anym- like there's getting depressing
Do you want to play chess in a Pixar short?
Cool...
Over in the back alley...
Oh... I feel horrible the professor's worried about me. But this just makes me feel worse.
-Great, good talk.
Yeah, it's awesome. Thanks for asking me about my day.
-Yeah, boy, I just love going around being talked at
You boys are certainly busy bees, aren't you? Watching you is such an inspiration to me. Here's a little something to show my appreciation...
She takes her hair off and gives it to you.
-Yeah.
-It's been a Cinnabon the entire time!
(laughter)
Soundtrack 39...
-Oh, 39 wow I can't- I'm losing my mind.
It's okay. I do it all the time.
-I made you this sick mix!
-It's excellent fuck music.
It's got... iPhone 48 or whatever the f-
65 Arin, there's 65.
Okay, you're looking for an old shrine huh? You must mean that place in the other side of town.
-Yes, the holey shrine is that way, honest.
(burps)
Oh yeah...
Weird things going on in that area, granddad gave me this charm but I want you to have it.
-He said, right before he died, "don't give this to anyone!"
(laughing)
He was like, "What are you doing later? The hell with this charm."
And the girl's like, "yeah, he dead."
I've got a feeling that you're gonna need it.
-Uh oh bad karma, dun-dun-dun-dun...
What!?
Oh... It's a moon tablet...
I can't wait to use it on the shrine or whatever.
-What are you, Stephen Wright all of a sudden?
Heh, I can't wait to use it on the shrine... I saw a sign-
I was driving down the road and I saw a sign that said rest stop one mile. I said, "wow, that's pretty big."
-(laughter)
-I love him! I love him.
Yeah.
-Ugh, go through the moon door. Send her through the moon door!
I can levitate birds... but nobody cares.
-Oh my God...
Hmm..
-Boy, you must be tweaking right you've taken a lot of sips-
Whatever!
-That heavy monster.
It's not heavy monster.
It's the lightest monster.
-Oh, okay.
Zero calories zero carb zero sugar.
-Designed to sneak right into your bloodstream and
-short-circuit your nervous system from within.
Whatever!
-Spagonia!
I need it or else I'll fall asleep!
-Roof top run. Do it.
I... I need my mandatory 20 hours of sleep every night.
-God if I don't get at least 27 hours of sleep every day, I am a basket case.
-Don't even talk to me.
Don't even talk to me until I've had my five cups of coffee.
Isn't it fun? How in a game? Where you run really fast, and that's the premise...
There's a part where you don't and just stop constantly.
Isn't that fun?
Aren't you enjoying it, Dan?
-I love it. I can't get enough.
Yeah, yeah, you just love everything, don't you?
-I do, I do!
Even when it's staring ya right in the face saying like "I'm shit."
You just love it, don't you?
-Well, I enjoy hanging out with my good buddy, Arin.
Well... Well that part's great. I'm not complaining about that.
-Cool.
I love seeing you.
-Oh, that's nice.
Love looking at your beautiful face
That's never in question whether or not that is good or bad it is always good 100% of the time.
-Thank you Arin.
This game however...
Maybe needs a little work.
-Aw geeze... You might be right.
Fucking werehog.
-Wait... He's getting... Gah.
(laughs) GAH.
Oh yay...
-Yeah, yeah, I'd never have been able to figure that out...
Never ever in a million years.
-Jump to fight the airborne enemies?
Give them a high five.
Slap them right out of the there we go.
-Oh, man. You are slapping the shit out of everything.
There we go.
I forgot to waggle both. I'm doing the combos.
-Oh nice.
Hold on, maybe I can...
Maybe I can...
-SLAP!
What the fuck was that?
Why is it B? Why is it B all of a sudden? What's that B about?
-I don't know, I didn't even see it.
What was that B all abbb-
-Oh! 'Cause he can pick up the b-b-b-b-box.
Check me out.
Walking around my box, damn girl.
-Shit, baby. Oh...
Damn...
-Aren't you supposed to be doing a mission or something like that?
Should I go through a door? Or what the... What the fuck? Should I go through the door?
Oh, is that what this is? Oh, I got to put it on that. Yeah.
-Oh. Ohhhhh.
That's what it wanted me to do.
-Gotcha.
Love this game
-What a treat.
Love it. Really, really enjoying the time. I'm putting I'm giving my life is finite, you know?
-(laughter)
You only have so much time on this earth-
-Isn't that the best?
And then this is it right here.
-Yup.
This is a part of my life.
-Yeah, and record it for all to see and forever accessible...
My children are gonna watch me...
Wasting my life away.
-It's not wasting your life, don't talk like that!
Uh, uh, no? Is it not?
-No, this is the best years of our time, are you kidding?
It's pretty close.
-You get to play video games, hang with our lovelies, have some fun...
Yeah, I get to waggle my- LOOK, MAN. YOU'RE FUCKIN-
I'm not I'm not saying any of that stuff is bad. All that's great!
I'm talking specifically about Sonic!
-..waste of my time and life!
-Yeah, it's true.
Fuckin' making gags, making the funnies...
Making a living out of fucking playing video games in front of an audience that that adores us...
...give or take.
(laughter)
I've seen some of the... I've seen some of both sides all right let me say that.
-Yeah, I've gotten conflicting opinions.
But it's the Sonic I'm talking about. I'm trying to imagine a scenario where I'm sitting down at home
You know, Suzy's like hey, you wanna you want to hang out? Like cook some food
maybe like
like like chill, talk about some ideas, or get creative or
Like draw, or like pet the kittens or and I'm just like nah
I got a hankering for Sonic Unleashed.
-Nah, brah.
Leave me alone, please
-Woman, I told you never to speak to me when it's Sonic time and Sonic time is all the time.
I like a little me time, you know little time
I can devote to myself and my personal interests
-She's like what the fuck are you talking about and you're like, "I'm sorry I called you woman."
So that's the scenario. I'm imagining
Is that scenario.
-Probably right.
Which isn't the current scenario that's not the meta-narrative , Dan. The fucking meta-narrative of this is that I'm
Sitting on a couch right now the microphone in front of my face
filming because I
Scheduled it on a calendar
Like that's the meta-narrative, Dan. I'm not talking about that
I'm talking about the reality in which I am a sad, lonely man
sitting alone with my Wii in my Princess Peach Wiimote and
And I'm- and I'm eating something and I'm just like I gotta finish this
-Wow.
I gotta know how it ends
-Sounds like some serious first world problems here.
That's what I'm talking about right now.
-Uh
-I-I'm gaining weight cuz I'm eating too much delicious food. That's everywhere...ah
-God
-Where am I I'm so tired of clean water to wash this down
Well when I have so much privilege in my life
I'm I'm using it to play fucking sonic and a werehog or wherever fuck this fucking game's called
-Sonic in the werehog
How do I get up there? I don't know!
-I don't know either.
I forgot already how to do the ability... I can double jump.
That's the thing I should be doing
Can't my noodle arms just extend forever?
-Why not. I say why not?
Heh, I look at cream corn and ask why.
Some people look at cream corn... oh God it's a Brian Regan bit.
-Okay, I'll take your word for it
W-w-where he's like, it's like ask not what your country can do for you
Ask what you could do for your country and like so-some people look at something and say why?
What is... What is the line?
I don't remember. He's like do you think that do you think the Kennedys just sit around the dinner table speaking in flip-flops? Oh, it's like
Some people ask if you could pass the butter and say why?
(laughter)
ask not if you can pass the mayonnaise
-(Laughing) Alright, next time on Game Grumps.
Anyway... With a 15 minute episode? Fuck!
-Yeah!
Jesus you guys are getting primo content right now.
-Let's not go way overboard
-Bye!
See ya.
Hey
Hey
-Sup?
Loving you right now
-is easy because you're beautiful
-♫Doo n doo n doo doo♫
Alright, alright, alright, alright. Alright.
-Alright?
Alright.
-Nnnalright.
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Resurrection on Earth
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J'ouvre Ma Tente #02/21 - Duration: 6:22.
Hi Nicolas
Ooooh we slept well together..
I'm gonna kill you
to eat you
and use your skin as a sleeping bag
Willou : Go ! We are gonna do some Drone !
Laura : ???
Willou : Oh yeeeees
Willou : We are so gonna do some Drone !
Willou : Go ! Go ! Go ! Go !....
Willou : It pops out ! it pops out !
Do you have something flat ?
Nico : My dick !
Something flat !!
Willou : Not like your dick..
Fuck
Fuuuuck
Nico : So Willou what does it fell to miss the sunrise?
Willou : You wanna die?
Nico to Laura : He misses the sunrise
Nico to Laura : So he says that he's gonna kill me
Laura : Kill you?
Laura : What did you do?
Nico : I said
Nico : "So Willou what does it fell to miss the sunrise?"
Laura : Oh I understand it
Laura : There well be plenty more of sunrises
Nico: Yeah
Laura : Such a good shot
Willou : Wow it's so cool !
5 minutes later
Nico : Smells pee !
Willou : Fuck, you're serious ?
Willou : We cannot live our life peacefully anymore !!
Nico : Nope !
Nico : Never agaaain !
Wilou : Here they are, in the towns, in the mountains...
Willou : The Nicolas are watching you...
Nico : Thay are everywhere !!..
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K Exclusives Episode_1 - Fete De La Musique - Duration: 5:49.
From time to music has become a source of life
for most people.
And for you guys who are fond of great music
this one will really suit your ears and feels.
Let me take you to a place...
where music is wholesome and hyped.
Only here at Puerto Real, Intramuros, Manila.
This is your host Van,
This is your host Van, serving you the coolest happenings around the block.
serving you the coolest happenings around the block.
This is your exclusive backstage pass,
"K! Exclusives"!
Last June 23rd,
people around the Metro celebrated
one of the annual musical events in the country.
The Fete de la Musique 2017,
also known as Make Music
or World Music Day.
This hip acted that started way back 1981
keeps on giving and showcasing performances
for every audiences to enjoy music.
The Festival has become an international phenomenon,
celebrated on the same day
in more than 700 cities around the globe
Some of the freshest bands and some of the known artists
performed including
Ben and Ben,
Ang Bandang Shirley,
Autotelic
Sud
Jensen & The Flips
and many more.
Alright. So, hi, guys!
Alright. So, hi, guys! What's your name?
What's your name?
I'm Maxi from PLM, po.
Philip from PLM.
Philip (din)
Rio
Angel
Okay. So, we're now here at
Fete dela Musique
So, how was it so far? How's the event?
Uh..were having fun.
Okay naman. Masaya siya naman siya.
Nakaka-enjoy 'yung music.
It's okay.
Okay. So, are there any bands
that youre waiting for?
Yeah, we're waiting for Jensen & the Flips
because I've been listening to them for quite sometime now.
I'm looking forward to
Jensen & the Flips and Autotelic.
SUD. I'm waiting for SUD.
Ben&Ben
Do you think the event will be
more fun as the time goes by?
Yes, kasi maganda yung mga
susunod na kakanta, so,
mag-eenjoy naman talaga
Are you still going to Fete dela Musique next year?
Uhm, I think I will go
kasi it's a great experience to discover new artists,
lalo na 'yung mga indie musicians.
It's a great way to meet them
kaya, surely, we'll go to the next one.
Okay. So, thank you guys.
All throughout the night,
everyone just enjoyed each other's company
together with the music
that flows around inside the concert venue.
For some,
music is just as is
But for most,
music is a life source,
an energy booster and a mood changer
As they say,
"Without music,
there's no life".
The 23rd edition of Fete dela Musique
is indeed one of the coolest
music festivals we've ever been to.
Again, this is your host Van,
serving you the coolest happenings around the block.
This is your backstage pass.
K Exclusives!
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Learn English Words - ESCHEW - Meaning, Vocabulary Lesson with Pictures and Examples - Duration: 1:17.
Eschew to avoid something which you do not think is right or proper
True vegetarians eschew food items that come from living animals.
As part of their commitment to God, the nuns have chosen to eschew materialistic items.
Since Hank has worked hard to be sober for ten years, he tends to eschew parties where
alcohol is served.
I eschew smoking because I know it is dangerous to my health.
Since Jim believes chores are a woman's work, he tries to eschew them around the house.
Eschew to avoid something which you do not think is right or proper
Eschew to avoid something which you do not think is right or proper
Eschew to avoid something which you do not think is right or proper
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