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Ugh. Here we go again.
Another new school.
Being the new kid is never easy, but being a zombie makes it extra challenging.
There's always that one guy who is out to get me.
Looks like he found me pretty quickly.
Teacher: Ionic bonds, where one electron [inaudible]
Zombie Boy: There's a common misconception that I'm stupid
Teacher: So, who can tell me if sodium chloride, table salt, is ionic or covalent?
Zombie Boy: But I'm actually quite smart.
Teacher: Yes?
It's covalent.
Oh, actually sodium chloride is an ionic bond.
Ah! Very well played young man. So, when dealing with [inaudible]
Zombie Boy: Not like that helps with anything.
[Laughter] Look, even the nerd hates me.
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I like to think my diet is what keeps me so smart.
I eat a lot of brain food.
No, literally.
That's a stereotype that actually holds.
[ Gagging ]
Still, finding friends is tough for me.
[ Laughter ]
But even though it's tough.
Someone always comes around who shares my taste.
Well, looks like I'm going to another new school.
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