Heeey!
Director: Tamura Kenji (comedian)
Are you guys nervous?
Director, sorry, you started way too suddenly...
First off, what are you planning? We'd sort of like an explanation about this...
We're going to create a 5-person drama scene.
You guys will be police officers.
Your senior police officer will be shot by the criminal and die. Then you 5 will come in.
Wait, so we're rookies... junior officers?
Juniors. Why would you rookies play the senpai?
What? What kind of...
So our senpai dies...
Dies. You guys come in. Then cry. That's it.
Cry?
Cry.
Within 1 minute!
Ugh, I don't know. That seems...
1 minute is a bit...
Oh, so Arashi's the kind of group that gives up before they even try?
Woah, woah, that's a bit...
Maybe I should stop buying your CDs.
No, no, no. That's not it.
So then, for today's drama, we'll have the five take part in this crying challenge.
Will they be able to successfully cry within 1 minute, one after another?
And the famous actress who will be playing their senior will be this person.
Okay, sensei, please do!
Good morning.
Haruna Kondo (comedian)
When someone says "Good morning" to you, you should say "Good morning" back to them, right?!
Good morning.
These are basics in the entertainment industry.
When you mentioned a famous actress, who might you be talking about...?
Right here. She's already come.
No, first of all, she's wearing two pairs of glasses...
Today, you might be acting as a police officer, but you don't need that.
Oh, well I'm so sorry!
Wait, no, no, no...
Has the order been decided?
The order has already been decided.
Ah, should I tell you?
Ah, then...
Okay, first up: Galaxy (he won the Galaxy award in Japan)
He's not Galaxy. He did win the award though.
Second: The Devil (He acted in the Japanese drama, Maou/Devil)
Leader.
Then third: Quiz Show (He acted in the Japanese drama, The Quiz Show)
Using the titles... Well, thank you.
Fourth: Zoo (He's part of the variety show, Genius Shimura Zoo)
Zoo... Is that so?
And lastly: Smile (He acted in the Japanese drama, Smile). That's you.
"That's you"...
He's the only one with the name "Zoo". That's a bit...
Wouldn't it be good if you could cry by thinking about a chimpanzee or something?
Chimpanzee... Okay, I'll think of that. Got it.
So our senpai will die here, and then...
She'll be dead, right? What will happen before that?
I'll already be dead.
Your eyes will be closed, right?
Galaxy, what are you saying? The eyes can also stay open when someone dies.
Yeah, but we'd like her eyes to be closed... right?
Don't interfere with my acting.
Ah, we're sorry.
We wouldn't dare. We wouldn't dare.
These rookies...
We're sorry.
When you enter the scene, she'll already be dead.
But we will be shooting a scene before that.
We're doing it without any cuts. It needs to all be done in one take.
Okay, let's get ready.
Okay!
Let's go!
Too much jibber-jabber, seriously.
People will say you're too arrogant!
That's right.
That's what happens in the entertainment world.
So scary!
Director!
Yeah?
What's our line again?
"Senpai, why did you have to die?"
Well, you can do whatever you want.
So half-assed!
I'm not nitpicky with that kind of thing.
Senpai, after you're shot, we can go in right?
That's right.
Once we open the door, the 1 minute starts?
Once you guys come through, it starts.
When we open the door?
It's not after we say our line, it's after we open the door right?
When you open it...
I'm not staff, you know!
We're sorry.
You're really grilling me here.
We were just wondering if you knew.
I only know my part!
Okay, let's see it!
Ready, action!
Damn! Where did the criminal go?
What a reaction...
You're kidding, right?
What the hell is this?!
There's no way we can cry at that!
What... the hell... is this?
Senpai, why did you have to die?
Senpai...
You can do it, you can do it.
Go, go!
Cut!
What the hell are you doing?
But her stomach was showing!
Isn't this impossible?
Too short!
But it seemed like you were going to be able to do it just now.
As soon as you entered, you were already smirking!
That's not it! This person's terrible, right?
Yeah, that was terrible.
What was so terrible?
Her stomach's terrible.
My stomach's terrible?
At the very least, we'd like it to be covered.
Yeah.
In that case, if Sylvester Stallone dies with his stomach showing, would you say the same thing?
"Mr. Stallone, your stomach's showing a bit..."
Would you be able to say that?
No, we wouldn't.
But you just said it to Haruna-san.
Well it's just that if she could do it a bit more peacefully... that'd be nice.
But if you get shot, there's no way you can die peacefully.
That's right, but...
It's painful!
If she could just not show it like that...
And have blood oozing out...
Oh, we're gonna do that with CG.
But you said we're not editing it...
We're not editing it, but we'll do CG.
It's going to be 90% CG.
90%?!
Decide the order that you'll go in however you'd like.
Is it okay if we change it a bit?
Go ahead.
Let's do this with an easy-going feel.
How about we do it Gracie-like?
Just do what you'd like.
So, the first challenger Ninomiya will now be placed at the end. This is the new order.
Ready?
Yes.
Haru-san, we're sorry, but please take care of this!
Okay, let's finish it with this one!
Yes, let's finish it.
Ready, action!
Where did the criminal go?!
You're kidding me...
What is this?
You have to be kidding me.
I can't be shot like this!
And it's still showing.
He's smiling a bit.
Senpai, why did you have to die?
It feels like he can do it.
Cut!
That was so close!
That was good, Leader!
What a great performance!
Didn't he cry just now?
Didn't it look like it was about to fall?
Yeah, it did! Why didn't you squeeze your eyes shut?
Her stomach was like... (moving up and down)
Like Totoro?
I was thinking, "Ah, she's still alive."
Ah, so you guys would talk back like this?
Unbelievable.
No, we're not talking back!
What is this, some new kind of KY? (KY = people who don't know how to read the atmosphere)
Come on, please.
Sorry. Please let us do it one more time.
You guys better not think you can just use your faces to clear the 1 minute!
Sorry.
Let's do it, seriously.
This better be the last one.
I have other plans.
We understand, but can we ask that you hold off on those plans so that we can create a good scene?
Please.
I'm going for a meal ("me-shi") with Nakao no Akira-ch--
It's "shi-me", right? (She was supposed to say the word backwards, a long running gag in Japan)
"Shi-me"
That was totally normal.
Please don't just stop talking suddenly when you realize you made a mistake.
What's taking us so long, seriously?
We won't be able to go home.
Is everything okay?
This is pretty bad.
Director, let's do it!
Let's finish it with this one!
Ready, action!
Where's the criminal?!
Don't screw around!
Sho-chan, you can do it.
Senpai...
Why did you have to die?
Fall, fall...
There it is.
Senpai, why did you have to die?!
Cut!
But Aiba-kun did cry.
He cried.
Director, didn't he cry just now?
Don't take this so lightly!
We wanted more...
Ugh, this is tough.
If you have any ideas, let me know.
How about, you know, eyedrops...
Well, if that's what you want.
I'm going to put this on the Internet.
Director!
We don't want to use something fake like that.
Maybe if she could face this way... just an idea though.
I understand, so I just face this way right?
I'll hide my stomach, I'll stop breathing.
Please die for real.
I'll actually die then.
I'll die!
Then we'll resuscitate you.
Yes. After the five have cried, please resuscitate me right away.
She'll be in a state of apparent death.
Please let us do it one more time.
Okay.
Sorry.
I'll trust what you said.
Yes.
You're Arashi, right? (Arashi means "storm")
That might be your name now, but I can change it you know.
What will it become?
"A slight breeze"
Let's light it up, Arashi!
Yes. Got it.
The atmosphere's gotten a bit bad...
Feeling good, feeling good.
Alright then, let's dooooo~ it!
We don't need that kind of director...
Do this seriously!
We have been doing it seriously! Quiz Show cried.
It's good that one of you cried, but it won't do if the other four don't cry after!
"Friends" hasn't even done it once.
"Friends"?!
It's "Smile"!
Oh, "Smile".
It's "Smile", god damn it.
Sorry.
So what??
She's your senpai!
It's not "Friends".
You're able to smile because you have friends, right?!
That's true, but...
It's the same thing!
Are you ready?
Though it sounds like you're having fun.
Let's go.
Please show us the real Arashi.
Got it.
We can't make any more excuses...
The cornered Arashi will finally show their true acting skills!
Ready, action!
Where's the criminal?
Where are you hiding?!
Senpai...
Why did this happen?
Senpai...
Why did you have to die?
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