I'm going to ask you to concentrate on the fingers.
You're going to see them like small butterflies
Really good, they're flying. Higher, lower, you let go, you just follow them, follow them
Soon, something a little weird will happen but that's nothing, you have to let go
And you sleep!
Now we're going to start with some funny hypnosis games, imagination games.
So now I'm going to take your hands like that.
And your hands, we're going to glue them.
We're going to glue them with some super glue
You know the super glue? it's a glue that sticks super strongly!
and the more we put the more it overflows.
It creates joints and you'll see that, what will happen, is that your arms, will become completely glued.
And after a while you're going to feel your two hands glued.
and the more you'll try to unstick them the more they will stick to each other.
The more they will stick to each other.
And the more you'll try to unstick your two arms,
the more you're going to laugh because they will be completely stuck together.
Completely stuck.
That's not a problem. Just let it go!
Everything's good and now you relax completely
You sleep! Awesome!
Now something really weird is going to happen.
I'm going to put your arm like that in the air and we're going to tie it to balloons.
and then we're going to put this arm in the air and tie it to balloons too.
And without doing anything, the more your arms will float in the air,
the lighter you'll feel and the deeper you'll fall in hypnosis.
Deeper and deeper.
Without doing anything but letting everything go.
And you'll feel this lightness that will make you grow,
to develop and make you feel nothing, make you feel elsewhere, to leave completely.
Just like if you were dreaming
Everything I'll ask you to hear, you're going to hear,
everything I'll ask you to see you're going to see and you'll do everything I'll ask you.
Did you understand?
All good awesome ernest!
1 2 3 and you let go.
Those are only suggestions, it's only your imagination
The more your body dreams, the more you let go and the more you let go, the more you're going to laugh.
Now something really weird is going to happen, I'm going to take your hands like that.
When they'll slam, they will come along your body and your body will feel like an iron pole.
Super rigid, super rigid, all your body is super rigid
From top to bottom like an iron pole
Hyper rigid, super rigid
And you'll see that without doing anything, I'm just going to touch your head
And just by pulling it, you're going to fall backwards.
I'm going to retain you and all your body is going to fall backwards
You're going to feel just like if my hand was a massive magnet.
Really good!!!
NOOOOOOOO IMPOSSIBLEEEEEEEEE I Can't believe it! whattttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I retain you, and I retain you, really good.
Now if we had two chairs, I would put you in between and you'd stay still! That's the classic show.
and at 3, all your body is letting it go. Alright you're unlocked.
This is an object, those are keys, but those keys are a bit special, because those keys weighed 2 Tons!
When you'll have the keys in your hand, you're going to feel like they are really heavy.
you can't prevent it!
You'll see, you're trying to catch them but they are becoming heavier and heavier
Impossible! You're trying to carry them but those keys weight … I don't know, something like 4 tons!!!
And yeah … they fall … impossible, impossible to keep them.
you're going to have a strange feeling, I'm going to put it here.
Under the throat and you'll feel like if you have a bundle of nerves in your throat.
And something really really weird is going to happen. You're going to try, but it's going to be like if you have a frog in your throat.
And all your vocal cords are completely locked.
and the tongue is completely stuck, it becomes heavier and your vocal cords are completely stuck too.
In those moments, what's really hard is to be able to speak and to express words.
When you asked me to come, I thought that would be really cool.That I'd be able to participate to ernestvideos
so I want you to tell me what's your name
Ok
That's going to be tough for the viewers. If we can't even understand who you are, that's going to be tough.
Can you tell it once again?
Ok!
Ok really good, 1 2 3 and you let it go.Go on! What's your name?
Ernest
Pretty good! that's good, that's good
We're going to count your fingers 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
All good until now. But in hypnosis there are a few pretty weird things.
We're going to shuffle your fingers and hop I'm removing the 3.
And I'm hiding it behind your back, we don't need it anymore.
So, I'm counting again 1 2 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
Ok? Ok the 3 disappears from your mind.
Gone gone gone it's completely gone.
ok awesome and you let everything go and you're going down twice deeper
Completely relaxed
Ok we're going to count those fingers once more.
1, go on, count with me. 1
2, 2
4, 4
5, 5, 6, 6, 7, 7, 8, 8, 9, 9, 10, 10, 11, 11
ok so that's not too bad
it happens, I mean you can have 10 fingers 11 or 12
However, we're going to try your addition capabilities.
because addition is the most important thing in mental calculus.
so for example, if I tell you, you need to reply as quickly as possible:
3 + 2
5
Ok 5 - 2?
Yeah that's a bit hard
So, 1 + 1 ?
2
ok, 2 + 2 ?
4
-1?
RHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO SAY IT BUT I CAN T RHAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHYYYYYYYYYY??????
Yeah right … it's not coming well 5 + 3?
8
Ok 8 - 5 ?
Ok 1, 2, I'll put it back and?
3
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH not bad !!!! and you let go and fall 10 times deeper!
Now I'm going to make appear in front of your eyes something incredible.
you didn't tell me, so I didn't know, but you have a dragon's breeding
Yeah, I have one!!! (In my mind I was SO sure I had one! xD)
Yeah and when you'll open your eyes you'll see something in front of you, but something a little weird.
It's going to be
Some kind of red dragon. But a big red dragon, pretty massive.
you see the fire breathing kind? I mean the really badass ones!!!
And I think you're going to be pretty impressed.
ok? It's going to be a bit weird at the beginning. 1 2 3 you can open your eyes.
Have you seen that? It's pretty huge, right? You're not too scared?
A …. I …. Yeah, a bit (In my conscious mind I was seeing Freyja but my body was reacting to the dragon)
1 2 3 ok
And you close your eyes
There's going to be a time distortion, something a bit weird.
I'm going to make you go into a pretty peculiar space time and in this space time you're going to regress,
you're going to regress completely.
and you're going to be Ernest, prehistoric man.
Ernest the prehistoric man of course doesn't know why he's there, because there are many technological things.
He just came out of his cave and what's weird is that Ernest, the prehistoric man,
we're going to ask him questions, but he'll be unable to answer in French because he never learned French.
Do you understand?
He just knows how to make, grunt sounds.
And we're going to show him things that will be really weird because he will not know what they are.
Do you understand?
1 2 3 and you wake up and you're ernest the prehistoric man.
are you ok ernest?
Did you see that?
That's weird, right?
This you see well… we don't really know what it's made for. After we have … we have this also.
you can eat it!
I think you can eat it!
Yeah you can eat it a bit… yeah that's not that good but … yeah no that's not really good
well after we have this. Do you know that ernest?
That's pretty cool to catch the flies. do you know it?
yeah yeah just like that!!!
yeah that's a bit annoying!
And at 3 we go back to the future this time!!!
and now you're going to be ernest the alien.
ernest who's coming from the future. You're speaking a language that only few people understand
but it's not too bad because you are a mentalist. You can visualize people's thoughts.
And just with this capacity you can make objects move, and make some pretty weird things.
1 2 3 your name's IGOR
Excellent!
So now you're going to blow on me and I'm going to teleport.
go on! Stop
go
so?
it's...
Not bad? Yeah!!! =D
you ready? Go on! Stop
but what you don't know is that, you also have this power. Stop
you see?
So? How cool is that?
that's pretty amazing, I mean teleportation is always a bit weird.
I'm going to give you this bottle and you'll see that this bottle is a bit special because you're going to look at it
and the more you'll look at it,
the more it will stick to your hands.
you don't know why but you'll be unable to unstick it.
It's going to be glued and the more you'll try to unstick it even with the other hand the more it will stick.
Yeah, I know, it's pretty weird, but after all if you like Champagne you can keep it! it's not too bad,
and so what will happen is "stop".
Now this bottle, you don't know why, but you're going to fall in love for it.
you'll want to cuddle it like a little baby I mean it's going to feel amazing. It's going to be your favorite bottle. Go
So ?
That's impossible that's …
Do you enjoy? I know it's something you really wanted. You can unstick it from your hands.
So?
That's impossible! That's! (I wanted to get rid of it but my body was cuddling it AENJXRZHFM?EURXHMER)
I know you REALLY love it!!!
Can't you take that back!!! stop
and you let go completely.
really good. Ok well Ernest, you're a pretty lame subject
so I'm making you do one last game.
And this game,
we're going to call it the Russian roulette. You're going to stay here.
and so, what's going to happen… move a bit forward,
we're going to put some pillows because when we play Russian roulette, sometimes, some things, happen
I have a hypnotic gun.
I have 6 bullets.
On the 6, one has a hypnotic bullet.
This bullet will put you in a really deep sleep.
you can fall backwards there are pillows
ready to play?
2nd shot
That's not the one, I'm going to make sure the bullet is in. Yeah it is!
We don't really see in the camera.
3rd shot.
We're going to end like all my videos!
When the person has already been hypnotized, it's like riding a bike it goes ten times faster.
As it goes ten times faster you can play with it.
If I tell you hi!
I take your hand, you watch it, when your hand touches your forehead you fall 10 times deeper.
Awesome!
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