[SONG: 21 Guns BAND: Green Day]
Dad, listen, I know what the odds are.
We're the exception, okay?
Wait a second...
- Oh, who could that be? - Two weeks, it could be Muffy.
Hey, beautiful.
- I'm breaking up with you, Sam. - Really?
You sure? I hear a lot of conviction.
Well, I am, okay?
So there's no reason for me to come say goodbye to you.
Wow, you almost sounded serious that time.
Guess what?
I made you a long-distance relationship kit.
Yeah, I got you a webcam so we can chat 24/7.
All Witwicky all the time.
I got you a couple of souveniers
that you bet that cannot be mentioned on cellphone.
Some mixes and candles and stuff...
Sounds cute, I can't wait.
Oh, hey!
You want the infamous D-Day shirt?
You kept your nasty, shredded clothes?
Yeah, of course I kept it, Mikaela.
It's like my Superbowl jersey. I bled in this thing.
Wow, you're pretty confident, huh?
No, it's not that.
It's just that my low self-esteem's at an all-time high.
Do you think your little box of souveniers
is gonna keep me from leaving you?
You really should come with me,
they got cheap apartments in campus.
Well, that's not gonna happen
until I get my man child father rushed out of prison,
back on his feet.
I heard that.
Where did you put the clutch covers?
Next to the cam shafts.
I love it when you say cam shafts. Whisper it to me.
Cam shafts.
God, I hate you.
It's my Witwicky charm.
Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on a second.
I guess we're not breaking up.
I'll be over in 20.
Mikaela...
I think this little bit Cube got stuck on my shirt.
Sam?
Oh God! It's a fire!
Dad, we got a fire!
Fire!
Ron, did you know it was gonna be this hard?
C-Can you just stop?
- Yeah, okay, I'll stop. - Just wait...
- You carry this shit. - I'll--I'll...
- Wow! - You know what?
I don't wanna go anywhere with you.
I don't wanna go to France with you.
I don't wanna go around the corner with you.
- Alright, fine. - I'm just going back inside.
I'll call you from Paris.
What is all the racket?
- Whoa. - Sam?
- Whoa, whoa. - Dad...
- What was that? - It's the whole kitchen!
Help me... Oh my--
Bumblebee!
Oh, jeez!
Call 9-1-1.
Bumblebee! Get in the garage.
What the frick is happening?
What happened to restraint, man?
Just go in the garage, quietly please?
Holy mother!
Oh, my God!
Get in the garage, now!
Power's out! Get the cops out!
Come on, you guys. What are you waiting for?
My house is on fire!
- What happened? - Come here.
Listen, I need you to take the Cube sliver.
Put it in your purse, right now.
- Sam Witwicky... - Yes, Mom.
- A word with you. - Yeah.
- Hi, Mikaela. - Hi.
- I have a bald spot. - Oh.
- An old furnace, I think. - Become a waffle iron.
When you go, he goes.
I cannot live with this psychotic alien in my garage.
Judy, shh.
National security.
Look, if we stay quiet, they're gonna take care of everything.
Just consider this the official start of a remodel, okay?
Fine. If the government's paying, I want a pool...
- and a hot tub. - Fine. Okay.
And I'm gonna skinny-dip and you can't say shit about it!
Yeah, you know you're a tool.
- He's having voice problems. - He's playing it up.
Bee, I want to talk to you about the college thing, okay?
# I'm so excited #
Hey.
I'm not taking you with me.
I wanna wait outside, okay?
I wanted to tell you about this earlier.
It's just that-- You know,
Here's the thing.
Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars.
I know, and if it was up to me, I'd take you with me, but it's not, Bee.
Look, you're an Autobot.
You shouldn't be living in my dad's garage.
I mean, you're suffocating in here.
You deserve better than this.
This is hard enough, man,
don't make it harder. Can you just look at me, please?
Come on, big guy.
Look, the guardian thing is done, okay? You did your job.
Look, I'm safe now.
You need to go be with Optimus Prime and the others.
I just want to be normal, Bee.
That's why I'm going to college.
I can't do that with you.
It's not the last time I'm gonna see you, you know, Bee.
Come on, don't do that. Bee. You're killing me, Bee.
But you'll always be my first car.
Love you, Bee.
Wow!
Between state farm and the taxpayers, we're all taken care of.
- You got dirt all over you. - Stop, stop.
- What? - It's--I'm okay.
Well, look.
So you think you can make it
Through those East Coast winters without me?
You're like the best thing that ever happened to me.
And?
- And I'll do anything for you. - And?
- I think Sam's about to say the L word. - Let's go, kiddo.
Nice timing, Dad.
I... adore you.
That's not the word that I wanna hear right now.
What are you talking about?
It's the same word as the other word.
- It's not the same word. - Look, if I said the other word now,
you forced me to say it. It won't mean anything.
Plus, you haven't said it either.
So don't get mad at me for not saying it.
Yeah, but I haven't said it
because guys always run when you say it first.
Yeah, well, so do girls.
Especially, girls like you with options.
So this is all part of your elaborate plan
to keep me interested?
Can be.
I hate that it's working.
Can I have a kiss?
We'll make it work, I promise.
[SONG: Never Say Never BAND: The Fray]
Soundwave acknowledges. Pursue her.
Retrieve it.
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