Welcome to a new episode of H-Game Reviews.
I'm your host O21.
Today's game is a Dragon Ball Parody.
If you lived in the 90's, just like me,
you probably watched the famous anime, Dragon Ball.
And this game is a parody of it.
And if you were like me, you probably had the 'hots' for Bulma.
Well, that's...
not exactly like that but well...
Erm...
Today's game, I decided to review
because I wanted to
try and review the number one game in the ranking
of the last 30 days but unfortunately
the number one game was kind of a...
torture and imprisonment game,
which kind of makes me uneasy, very uncomfortable.
So, I decided to play
and review the second one.
And this is it.
Its name is
"Buruma no bouken"
which translates as,
you probably guess it,
Bulma's adventure.
Let's get to it.
As always, this is the trial version.
If you want, you can download it
from the link in the description
and if you like the game enough
you can buy it too.
This is actually the second time
I try reviewing a game without a script.
So, If I say something that's too stupid,
I expect you to forgive me.
Ok.
As far as I know,
the game is kind of a
janken pon game or
Rock, paper, scissors.
Let's see. -Finally, the Kame Island.
Well, that's the young Bulma.
When she started looking for the Dragon Balls,
she was actually 14.
If I don't remember wrong.
(I did remember wrong, she was 16.)
But let's assume
she is 21 for this game.
Let's just assume.
-It should be somewhere around here.
-Maybe a little more to the west.
In this game, if you lose,
you get to see the actual H-scenes.
Which I kind of don't like but...
we'll talk about that later.
-The radar has detected a dragon ball.
-Great.
-Let's go.
It's a bit on the slow side.
Ah, ok. It seems that we can play now.
As I was telling you,
I don't actually like when you
have to lose to see H-scenes.
It means that you have to restart...
What was that?
I'm getting some reaction in the Dragon Radar.
Well...
When you have to lose
to see the H-scenes
you usually have to restart the game too.
So, It's not... it's not fun at all.
We have found one.
It's not fun that way because
the game loses...
momentum, linearity.
Now, let's try to get this Dragon Ball.
If I remember well, this is a very strong character here.
This is Tao Pai Pai.
But, let's try it anyway.
"Not available in the demo version", ok.
Let's go somewhere else.
I consider this...
actually...
not good, to find
something you can't do
so soon
in the trial version.
They should let you, at least, play
half an hour
or maybe...
No, this is too far.
Half an hour,
or at least fifteen minutes.
We haven't played...
what? like...
five minutes?
And we have found
something we can't do already.
Now, ok.
This is the turtle.
Not available in the demo version.
Let's see if we can find something we can do so we can review the game.
If not maybe I will
buy the game. But I don't really want to do that.
because it seems the game is a bit slow. Let's try this guy.
Not available in the demo version.
Ok.
Let's see if we can find something else.
One last chance.
Ok, it seems that we have finally found.
Something we can try
in this game.
In the trial version to try.
I don't like it when you have to fight
your way through the trial version. It should be very simple.
It shows that there's no
much common sense in making the game.
Because if they had
a bit more of... I don't know...
a bit more of an idea of how it is to deal with a trial game,
they could have put this guy just a bit more in front
so we could... we could easily access him.
And we could actually try the game.
And... usually, as I told you, it usually means that
there's not much common sense in making the game.
But well,
let's try it anyway.
-A talking pig.
Oh, of course. It is Oolong.
But, well. They call it
Elon here.
-Oh, you have really big tits.
Ok.
-Let's do pafu pafu.
Ok. That's some great English there.
-Stay away pig.
Oh, ok.
Oh. As I told you, this is a
kind of a
Janken pon game or a
Rock, paper, scissors.
Let's see.
Let's try...
They say people always choose
scissors. So, let's try rock.
Let's try rock.
And we lost that part.
Ok.
We'll we still have,
I suppose, two more chances.
Let's go with
rock again.
You need to actually double-click it.
That makes
not much sense. But well.
I won. Ok.
Ok.
She just shot him.
Ok.
What about...
once again with rock.
What could go wrong?
And we won again.
One more shot on the pig.
And we won. So...
we just have to win twice.
-All right. I got the Dragon Ball.
Ah, I mean a "Dagon Ball".
All right.
If you want to continue, you must buy the full game.
That's it.
We couldn't play even like, what? Like...
Seven minutes?
And it's already over.
Well, that's it. Maybe the full version is actually
much better.
But... I'm not liking it, personally.
Well... I hope you enjoyed today's video and I hope to see you next time.
Actually, let's try this again one more time.
As I was telling you,
we can see from
these little details, that there's not
much common sense in making the game.
Because you
can't choose to lose.
You can't even do that if you want to watch the H-scenes.
Which is kind of the whole point of the game.
Of an H-game.
So well. Let's try to lose.
It should take as much effort to lose as to win.
Ok. I'm going to go scissors this time.
Full scissors. Come on pig, win.
I won.
Ok.
Come on, pig. You can do it.
One more time.
Ok. That was
fast.
Ok. You can.
And the pig won.
Well done, pig.
Now let's see what we get.
-Olon wins.
Wasn't it, Elon?
-Show me those big tits.
-Kyaa, stay away pervert pig.
Oh!
This is actually not that bad.
There's animation.
-Do it correctly and I'll give you the Dagon Ball.
Ok. The dagon ball. I suppose they can't just say Dragon Ball.
-This is a real Pafu Pafu.
Ah, they could...
they could have used...
another word.
Pafu Pafu is like...
like tits, that's ok.
It's like... playing with tits.
It's like...
an onomatopoeia
in Japanese
for playing with tits.
With something soft.
And game over.
They could have just said
a tit-job or something.
And now we have to restart.
Well. Anyway,
it was fun.
The animation part is a...
is a redeeming point.
Well, that's it for today.
I hope you liked the video.
And if you liked the game, please, buy it.
Or at least,
download the trial version. You can...
Now you know what you have to do.
And I hope to see you next time.
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