Welcome to a new episode of H-Game Reviews.
I'm your host O21.
Today's game is a Dragon Ball Parody.
If you lived in the 90's, just like me,
you probably watched the famous anime, Dragon Ball.
And this game is a parody of it.
And if you were like me, you probably had the 'hots' for Bulma.
Well, that's...
not exactly like that but well...
Erm...
Today's game, I decided to review
because I wanted to
try and review the number one game in the ranking
of the last 30 days but unfortunately
the number one game was kind of a...
torture and imprisonment game,
which kind of makes me uneasy, very uncomfortable.
So, I decided to play
and review the second one.
And this is it.
Its name is
"Buruma no bouken"
which translates as,
you probably guess it,
Bulma's adventure.
Let's get to it.
As always, this is the trial version.
If you want, you can download it
from the link in the description
and if you like the game enough
you can buy it too.
This is actually the second time
I try reviewing a game without a script.
So, If I say something that's too stupid,
I expect you to forgive me.
Ok.
As far as I know,
the game is kind of a
janken pon game or
Rock, paper, scissors.
Let's see. -Finally, the Kame Island.
Well, that's the young Bulma.
When she started looking for the Dragon Balls,
she was actually 14.
If I don't remember wrong.
(I did remember wrong, she was 16.)
But let's assume
she is 21 for this game.
Let's just assume.
-It should be somewhere around here.
-Maybe a little more to the west.
In this game, if you lose,
you get to see the actual H-scenes.
Which I kind of don't like but...
we'll talk about that later.
-The radar has detected a dragon ball.
-Great.
-Let's go.
It's a bit on the slow side.
Ah, ok. It seems that we can play now.
As I was telling you,
I don't actually like when you
have to lose to see H-scenes.
It means that you have to restart...
What was that?
I'm getting some reaction in the Dragon Radar.
Well...
When you have to lose
to see the H-scenes
you usually have to restart the game too.
So, It's not... it's not fun at all.
We have found one.
It's not fun that way because
the game loses...
momentum, linearity.
Now, let's try to get this Dragon Ball.
If I remember well, this is a very strong character here.
This is Tao Pai Pai.
But, let's try it anyway.
"Not available in the demo version", ok.
Let's go somewhere else.
I consider this...
actually...
not good, to find
something you can't do
so soon
in the trial version.
They should let you, at least, play
half an hour
or maybe...
No, this is too far.
Half an hour,
or at least fifteen minutes.
We haven't played...
what? like...
five minutes?
And we have found
something we can't do already.
Now, ok.
This is the turtle.
Not available in the demo version.
Let's see if we can find something we can do so we can review the game.
If not maybe I will
buy the game. But I don't really want to do that.
because it seems the game is a bit slow. Let's try this guy.
Not available in the demo version.
Ok.
Let's see if we can find something else.
One last chance.
Ok, it seems that we have finally found.
Something we can try
in this game.
In the trial version to try.
I don't like it when you have to fight
your way through the trial version. It should be very simple.
It shows that there's no
much common sense in making the game.
Because if they had
a bit more of... I don't know...
a bit more of an idea of how it is to deal with a trial game,
they could have put this guy just a bit more in front
so we could... we could easily access him.
And we could actually try the game.
And... usually, as I told you, it usually means that
there's not much common sense in making the game.
But well,
let's try it anyway.
-A talking pig.
Oh, of course. It is Oolong.
But, well. They call it
Elon here.
-Oh, you have really big tits.
Ok.
-Let's do pafu pafu.
Ok. That's some great English there.
-Stay away pig.
Oh, ok.
Oh. As I told you, this is a
kind of a
Janken pon game or a
Rock, paper, scissors.
Let's see.
Let's try...
They say people always choose
scissors. So, let's try rock.
Let's try rock.
And we lost that part.
Ok.
We'll we still have,
I suppose, two more chances.
Let's go with
rock again.
You need to actually double-click it.
That makes
not much sense. But well.
I won. Ok.
Ok.
She just shot him.
Ok.
What about...
once again with rock.
What could go wrong?
And we won again.
One more shot on the pig.
And we won. So...
we just have to win twice.
-All right. I got the Dragon Ball.
Ah, I mean a "Dagon Ball".
All right.
If you want to continue, you must buy the full game.
That's it.
We couldn't play even like, what? Like...
Seven minutes?
And it's already over.
Well, that's it. Maybe the full version is actually
much better.
But... I'm not liking it, personally.
Well... I hope you enjoyed today's video and I hope to see you next time.
Actually, let's try this again one more time.
As I was telling you,
we can see from
these little details, that there's not
much common sense in making the game.
Because you
can't choose to lose.
You can't even do that if you want to watch the H-scenes.
Which is kind of the whole point of the game.
Of an H-game.
So well. Let's try to lose.
It should take as much effort to lose as to win.
Ok. I'm going to go scissors this time.
Full scissors. Come on pig, win.
I won.
Ok.
Come on, pig. You can do it.
One more time.
Ok. That was
fast.
Ok. You can.
And the pig won.
Well done, pig.
Now let's see what we get.
-Olon wins.
Wasn't it, Elon?
-Show me those big tits.
-Kyaa, stay away pervert pig.
Oh!
This is actually not that bad.
There's animation.
-Do it correctly and I'll give you the Dagon Ball.
Ok. The dagon ball. I suppose they can't just say Dragon Ball.
-This is a real Pafu Pafu.
Ah, they could...
they could have used...
another word.
Pafu Pafu is like...
like tits, that's ok.
It's like... playing with tits.
It's like...
an onomatopoeia
in Japanese
for playing with tits.
With something soft.
And game over.
They could have just said
a tit-job or something.
And now we have to restart.
Well. Anyway,
it was fun.
The animation part is a...
is a redeeming point.
Well, that's it for today.
I hope you liked the video.
And if you liked the game, please, buy it.
Or at least,
download the trial version. You can...
Now you know what you have to do.
And I hope to see you next time.
For more infomation >> H-Game Review 8:"Bulma's Adventure" - Duration: 13:25.-------------------------------------------
EMT meets girl she saved, nearly 20 years later - Duration: 2:48.
SEARCH FOR THE E-M-T WHO
SAVED HER LIFE -- AND
HOW K-R-Q-E VIEWERS
HELPED THEM RECONNECT.
TODAY-- NEARLY
18 YEARS SINCE THE CRASH
THAT ALMOST KILLED HER,
A SURVIVOR MEETS HER
RESCUER. NEWS 13'S
KATHERINE MOZZONE WAS
THERE.
WITH THEIR SCHEDULED
REUNION MOMENTS AWAY,
GABBY FERGUSON'S
CURIOSITY GOT THE BEST
OF HER.
Acting out her peek
and I saw her and I was
like waves
"Amazing. It was so cool
to see her peek around
the corner." SHE'S BEEN
SEARCHING FOR THE WOMAN
WHO SAVED HER. NOW,
18 YEARS AND A NINE HOUR
DRIVE FROM OKLAHOMA HAS
CULMINATED INTO THIS
MOMENT.
"This is Gabby as you
know
It's awesome to see
you...1;30;06 I can't
believe you came out all
this way." starts to
cry EVEN GABBY'S SNEAK
PEEK COULDN'T PREPARE
HER FOR
IT.
"You've done good. You
did good." OR FOR THE
MOMENT HER RESCUER
EMBRACED HER DAD.
"I can't think of words
30;55;16 and I feel like
I'm talking just to talk
because I don't know how
to explain it." IT'S THE
FIRST TIME GABBY AND HER
YOUNGER, TWIN BROTHERS
HAVE COME FACE TO FACE
WITH THE STATE POLICE
OFFICER'S WIFE WHO
HELPED SAVE THEM NEARLY
20 YEARS AGO. THEY WERE
IN A NASTY CRASH ON
I-40, NEAR SANTA ROSA.
GABBY WAS EJECTED. SHE
HAD NO PULSE-- UNTIL
SHELLY EILAND GAVE HER
CPR AND BROUGHT HER
BACK.
"Words cannot describe
how thankful I am
because I've got to do
so much." WHEN GABBY AND
EILAND RECONNECTED A
MONTH BACK,
NOTHING WAS GOING TO
STAND IN THE WAY OF AN
IN-PERSON MEETING.
"I was super excited.
32;11;21 I've been
excited since we set a
date." FOR EILAND-- THAT
INCLUDED HEARTACHE.
"My sister died last
night. 25;04;26 She had
cancer and fought it for
eight years. But I
had to be here today."
NOT JUST FOR GABBY AND
HER FAMILY, BUT FOR THE
RARE
OPPORTUNITY TO SEE HOW
HER WORK AS AN EMT MAKES
A
DIFFERENCE.
"Those people that you
help, these people that
you save go on to do
good things and help
other people."
"This has been
unbelievable." EVEN
THOUGH THE TWO HAVEN'T
LAID EYES ON EACH OTHER
IN YEARS,
THEY ALREADY SHARE A
STRONG BOND THAT WON'T
SOON BE BROKEN.
"I just don't want to
let go. laughs
14;53;21 KATHERINE
MOZZONE, KRQE NEWS 13.
STATE POLICE CHIEF PETE
KASSETAS WAS THERE TO
PRESENT SHELLY AND THE
OTHER EMT'S WHO HELPED
GABBY AND HER FAMILY
WITH THE DEPARTMENT'S
"LIFE SAVING AWARD".
A BIG NIGHT AT NORTH
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Comment vaincre la peur de la chute ● [Formation J'ai Plus Peur !] - Duration: 2:35.
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A RHYTHMIC EFFECT to enrich your gypsy jazz "pompe" - Learning Gypsy jazz - Duration: 6:44.
Hi, Clément here
so, in this video I will talk to you about rhythm in gypsy jazz
and I'll show you a small effect you'll be able to do on the "pompe"
to give some punch and energize your accompaniments
I wrote an article on the "pompe" on which I gave tips
to improve your "pompe"
you can click on the 'i' for info in the top right corner of the video
if you haven't seen this article
and in this article I told you there is one thing to not do to have a nice "pompe"
it's to do effects on the rhythm
because if we're accompanying a soloist
the goal of the accompaniement is to put the soloist in a good light
to make him feel at ease and highlight his improvisation
if the accompanist does many effects, rhythmic changes, tremolos
in the end it'll spoil the thing and the soloist won't be at ease
and it's something you must avoid to have a good "pompe"
In this video I'll try to present an effect that you can do in your "pompe"
a relatively sober effect
which will allow you to enrich your "pompe" without making it bad
so of course as I was saying in the article
those effects are really to be used with restraint
It's like cooking in fact if you're using chilli pepper
if you put just a little it gives a nice taste, it's nice
but put the all bag and it because inedible
so when you're using effects, think about kitchen spices
you have to give it just a little touch to enhance the thing a bit
don't put too much or it becomes bad
So, let me show you this rhythmic effect
so I will do it on Am, E7
So I play a Am6 and a regular E7
this position
so, here is how it can sound
So, here it's a bit exaggerated because I do it multiple times
it's the kind of effect you can do once a chord chart
and even not all chord chart or it can become a bit annoying
so in fact I do a rhythmic variation to revitalize the rhythm
so, the thing I do is
up and down
so here I go back up the strings
and very quickly a downstroke
I will do it once with a metronome so you can realize how to placed rhythm wise
I'll put it on 75bpm
here you go
so in fact you can think of it like
you have to find an onomatopoeia to remember the thing
a bit like a drumer that would go like
it's the bit the effect we try to have on the guitar
I will give you a bit of an example on the "Minor swing" chord chart
so here I did it twice in the chord chart and it's already a bit too much
what you need to absolutely avoid is to think "Awesome I learned a new effect I'll put it everywhere"
you'll do the very opposite of what you're supposed to do
as I said with spices, if you put it everywhere in the chord chart like the pepper it'll be inedible
and your "pompe" will be very bad if on "Minor swing" you do this
if you do that for example the soloist will stare at you
wondering what you're doing
so that's an effect that works if well placed rhythmically
but be careful to use it with parsimony
once maximum at the end eventually to begin the next chord chart
that way it give the soloist a hint to know where he is in the chord chart
but really don't use it too much because it can be a bit annoying
So it was a small exercise on how to enrich your "pompe"
I will make a small summary PDF on all of that
if you are on Youtube you can click in the description there is a link to the website
at the end of the page on the website you'll be able to download the PDF
if you have questions on all of that, ask them in the comments
think about giving a thumb-up under the video
and then that's it for today, see you soon for an upcoming video
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