I'm Umesh Wadhavani and I'm a freshie.
There are 2 types of frieshies, Yo Freshies (Urban Freshies) and proper freshies (fresh
off the boat).
Yo freshies are those who went to international schools in metropolitan cities and they are
familiar with the international pop music scene.
They still have an Indian accent but they talk in english and listen to english music.
The other type of freshies, the proper freshies like me listen to Emraan Hashmi and Punjabi
songs - like the ones where an NRI girl visits the village, the village boy falls in love
with her, the girl gets married to someone else and the guy is crying his eyes out.
I'm actually in between these two types.
Basically, my brother had a good taste in music, so it rubbed off on me.
My friends' music taste wasn't all that so that rubbed off on me too.
Now, fortunately or unfortunately, I came straight to the UK from my village.
Here, I made friends with some Urban freshies, who spent a few years in the UK, so they were
all about rap and hip hop.
Not only were they listening to the music but they also imitated the artists style by
wearing the same jeans, tight t-shirts and a snapback which had some kind of drug on it
They listen to rap and hip hop all the time.
Now if you played a religious song on repeat, after a while you're going to start singing
along, the same way, I started listening and singing along to rap and hip hop - recently
the song called Only by Nicki Minaj, Drake, Lil Wayne and Chris Brown.
I started thinking, "What's so special about this song?", so I read the lyrics.
Have you ever thought how this song was made?
Let me tell you…
If you didn't know, Nicki Minaj has some Indian roots.
But how did I know? from her name!
Not even kidding, Nicki means short in Punjabi.
Hey Nicki (short girl), come here.
Hey Nicki (short girl), go there!
Nicki Minaj took this seriously and thought I'm a pop star yet haven't really grown
so much so might as well keep this name.
Coming back to the song,
Nicki, Drake and Lil Wayne are best friends.
Like each others bae type friendship.
Nicki's boyfriend doesn't like her having friends.
He keeps his personal life and friendship separately.
But there are a lot of rumours in the air about Nicki, Drake and Lil Wayne.
This causes a lot of fights between Nicki Minaj and her boyfriend.
One day Nicki gets tired of all these fights and wants to end it for once and all.
So she calls up Drake and says "we need to sort this shit out!".
Drake invited her over to his for Sheesha and says he will get Lil Wayne to come as
well.
Nicki gets there and they are talking, "We need to sort this out, now!".
So Lil Wayne says, we are not lawayers, we are musician so let's write a song about
this!
A song that explains everything but doesn't over justifies it at the same time.
So Drake tells Nicki, I'll write bars on bars but what are you going to do?
How are you going to explain yourself?
Nicki responds saying, its all good, don't you worry about me, I got this!
But before they write the song Nicki says, let's talk a bit about the video.
I want a guy in the video who represents haters and trollers.
We will torture him the whole video.
So if you watch the video closely, you'll see a guy who is tied up sometime, sometime
he's just shattered, sometimes he is surrounded by hot women but can't do anything.
Why?
Torture! he is tortured and he also has a beats speaker hanging from his neck which
plays Yo Yo Honey Singh tunes.
Why?
Torture.
Nicki says, all of this should be there in the video.
Drake and Lil Wayne happily agree and they start working on the song.
Nicki raps - I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake
All my life, man, fuck's sake If I did I did a menage with 'em
And let 'em eat my ass like a cupcake
I was like, that was subtle! and then she goes .. My man full, he just ate, I don't
duck nobody but tape Yeah, that was a set up for a punchline on
duct tape Worried bout if my butt's fake
I was like, what are you on about yo?
But to cover this up, she came up with a master stroke.
We guys are happy with anything as long as the girl says something that we like at the end.
As her guy doesn't like her friends, she goes, "Fuck with them real niggas who don't
tell niggas what they up to".
After this Nicki exits and enters Drake.
Drake being drake starts explaining guys like him.
Those guys who fall for the girls in the same group but that didn't really workout or
even before he tried another guy take the girl.
Then BRO CODE is activated and so Drake couldn't do anything.
That didn't really workout, but the problem is these guys don't know how to balance
their thirst and BRO CODE together.
The imbalance is really clear in the video and Drake doesn't let go off even a single
chance to flirt with Nicki.
Let's see how he does this.
Drake starts off by saying - I never fucked Nicki cause she got a man.
BRO CODE and respect but here comes thirst - But when that's over then I'm first in line.
Then he says - And the other day in her Maybach I thought God damn, this is the perfect time
We had just come from that video You know LA traffic, how the city slow
She was sitting down on that big butt.
Obviously she'll sit down on her butt, where else would she sit? on her head?
and then he starts hitting again - She was sitting down on that big butt But I was still
staring at the titties though.
I was like why is he starting at her TTEs.
I'm a freshie and the only TTE I know is a Travel Ticket Examiner.
Then my friend explained that titties and TTEs are different.
I get it, but drake still beats around the bush a lot.
Then he goes - Yea, low key or maybe high key
I been peeped that you like me, you know.
Who the fuck you really wanna be with besides me?
I mean, it doesn't take much for us to do this shit quietly
I mean, she say I'm obsessed with thick women and I agree
Always beating around the bush.
Then he goes, I love BBWs - Nicki.
Type to wanna suck you dry and then eat some lunch with you - Nicki.
Yeah, so thick that everybody else in the room is so uncomfortable - Nicki.
Ass on Houston Texas, but the face look just like Deepika Padukone - Naah, not Nicki.
and then he brags - Oh, yeah, you the man in the city when the mayor fuck with you
The NBA players fuck with you The bad ass bitches doing makeup and hair
fuck with you Bro you don't even have a lot of hair.
He is trying to impress Nicki and lead it to something.
He doesn't wants to miss a chance to hit on her but, BRO CODE! and then he says - And
Nicki if you ever tryna fuck Just give me the heads up so I can plan for it.
Drake exits and Lil Wayne enters.
I love Lil Wayne! because he always is stern and never really gives in.
Now as we were talking, in the group, this girl has a boyfriend but she like Lil Wayne.
The plot thickens.
Lil Wayne is a great rapper and he starts spitting some bars - I never fucked Nicki
and that's fucked up Now even though he has got nothing to do with
Nicki's guy, he says - If I did fuck she'd be fucked up
Whoever is hittin' ain't hittin' it right Cause she actin' like she need dick in her
life Just to fuck with him yeah.
Then Lil Wayne goes into RGV mode.
Let me explain how these guys are similar.
Lil wayne's Raps and RGV's tweets are pretty much the same because no one gets it.
Lil Wayne admits that he is not a story teller and we know that RGV definitely is not one
either because he took bollywood's textbook cult film Sholay and made a shitty remake
of it - RGV's Aag.
These guys are like those students who won't pass the exam even if they had all the answers
in front of them.
Then lLil wayne starts rapping again, which nobody understands.
I'm not even joking, this is one of his lines from this song - I piss greatness like
gold is yellow.
If that's the case, then even I can say, that I throw and the sun is orange.
I didn't get that.
But it doesn't end here - All my goons so overzealous
I'm from Holly Groove, the holy Mecca Accountant say I got money for days
Don't have my money?
I take mothers instead I was like make up your fucking mind, do you
have money or no?
After that, his confusing rap starts, which took me 3 months to crack it - even then I
didn't get it.
So let me share it with you and see if you can make any sense of it.
I squirm and I shake, but I'm stuck in my ways
My girl from a Bida if she wave Baby and I fucked with her surfboard, surfboard
My eyes are so bright, I take cover for shade You got the hickups, you swallowed the truth
So think about your son and daughter rooms Got two goons and they got smaller guns
Ain't thinkin' bout your son and daughter rooms
This is just crazy my nigga, I mean brazy my nigga That money talk, I just rephrase it my nigga
Now I have a genuine question for all of you.
When I first came to the Uk, everyone told me not use the word 'Kala' because everyone
knows and understands.
I was like fine, I won't say that.
Then they warned me about the N word as well.
I was like, cool, I won't say that either.
But then I listened to all of these songs which is literally full of N words.
To an extent where I feel like they just write down a bunch of niggers and put some words
in between to make a song.
I don't get it, like I am asking as a frieshie, what should I do?
Please write on your suggestions in the comment box.
Then Lil Wayne ends by summarising his life story - My story is how I went from poor me
To please pour me a drink and celebrate with me.
I was like if I had to listen to someone singing about Vodka and cops, I would much rather
listen to Honey Singh than Lil Wayne.
At least I'll understand all of it.
Now you'll ask, what about Chris Brown?
There is always that one guy in a group who is not really close to everyone but makes
appearance once a while.
So when Nicki Minaj, Drake and Lil Wayne were meeting up, Chris Brown happened to be there.
He was like I sing too bro, give some lines.
So they were like, no one has written the hook yet so you can write that.
They just gave Chris they creative license to write anything.
Now Chris got excited and wrote a party hook.
He thought we have Nicki Minaj, Drake and Lil Wayne in the track, this must be party
Si if you listen to his lyrics carefully, he is basically just promoting a party - Raise
every bottle and cup in the sky Sparks in the air like the fourth of July
After that as if he is narrating the entry rules for the party and goes only these type of people are allowed in the party...
Nothing but real niggas only, bad bitches only
Rich niggas only, independent bitches only Boss niggas only, thick bitches only
I got my real niggas here by my side, only
This was gain ke maa behen - first part - Only by Nicki Minaj, Drake, Lil Wayne and Chris Brown
I never did comedy cause I have got a fitness channel, but even on that channel comedy is first in line.
The other day this song came on and I thought damn this is the perfect time.
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