I'll tell you exactly why-
-I'm doing a late night show.
And it's incredible.
FDR used to have fire-side chats.
One of the great crippled Presidents.
Guys legs didn't work at all.
He wheeled around in a wheel chair.
And he was attacked
By a Terrorist Italian.
Named Marco Polio.
And this guy, boiled his legs!
I don't know what he did.
i don't know what it is.
But, I'm a great walker-
-Unlike FDR, what a weak guy.
I can walk, I can walk all over the place.
I can walk in the Rose Garden.
I walk around the upstairs.
I walk and hold people.
I walk on Melanias' back!
I walk everywhere.
Over puddles!
I lay her down over a puddle.
And then I walk over it.
It's called chivalry.
Chivalry.
So you need to watch my show.
April 27th on Comedy Central.
Which is going to Succeed.
Now that I'm on the air.
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