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want to join my free fidget center giveaway and subscribe and comment down

below that you did that so that today we're going to be going to don't brush

your teeth at 3:00 and challenge I read online like something different add-on I

just read online it's scary something happened some I don't you know some goat

happens so it says don't let it can or don't do anything but like haunts you

won't do anything or just like do one scary day and then go and finish and I'm

going to look at the time it's three versus challenge so says it will brush

your teeth I think I'm actually a pretty good camera angle to the whole video

bomb ability to do so I put toothpaste on to third base okay okay okay

mm so this is brushing teeth from one minute association

object writing that and like look as it literally looks like nothing even

happened at all we've got oh my gosh I really just ran out I'd relevant over

here the glutens then drive home because I kind of wish I killed my innocent

daughter whenever I like to do folks what's the Hang quite late on like when

I left I left that light off why is the light on why is the bath top

door closed I'd love to okay oh my god it's time sure I love I was doing it

with it open and laid off when I ran out this shot I guess oh you guys it is

serum I just will go up as you can see nighttime and today with every through

the 3m challenge don't tie your shoes at 3 a.m.

don't tie your shoes at 3 and challenge yeah what the fuck my Georgia snapshot

what the fuck what what

what is that double go back to the real this year I'm hungry you know 3 a.m. one

man hide-and-seek challenge let's get writing this tag what the heck what the

heck you love footsteps what but what the heck why don't you sunshine don't

wrinkle okay you're the Freak I'm so scared and what don't freak what doe

foot injury see that this literally slammed shut with the fritters what you

gonna what don't freak what the what dog breath dude whatever

yeah yeah yeah die obviously I can tell in the background of the video it was

daytime this is a serious mistake I my little sister in there and yeah this is

a skate just to make fun of all those three am challenge youtubers like they

were entertaining right now they're just stupid go infinity cigarettes a weirdo

big cyber 3m such as made this is a little sketches to show that is I mean

some of them are pretty cool but it's honestly stupid no one's that stupid and

even wonder though he was a good I'm not gonna say he was I'm not going to see

them but he was a good you know 3m challenges like person like he would

act it was look really real binding was fake and now he's just stupid you can

tell by his voice he's not scared at all but yes that's where this to you or how

provides enjoyed please like if you did happy birthday subscribe more

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Mercedes-Benz S-Klasse 300 HYBRID DESIGNO EDITION LANG ,Burmeister, Panorama, FULL [NW €144.688,- - Duration: 0:58.

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Scientist Says EPA Asked Her To Change Testimony To Congress | Rachel Maddow | MSNBC - Duration: 6:35.

>>> IF YOU PERSONALLY WERE CALLED UPON TO STAND UP TO THE

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OR A BRAND-NEW FEDERAL

ADMINISTRATION IN THE U.S. GOVERNMENT, YOU COULD SCARCELY

COME TO THAT MOMENT WITH A BETTER GOD-GIVEN NAME.

>> MY NAME IS DEB SWAKHAMMER AND I'M A FORMER PROFESSOR FROM THE

UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOTA. >> SWAKHAMMER.

YOU HEARD HER RIGHT. SCIENTIST DEBORAH SWAKHAMMER

APPEARED BEFORE CONGRESS LAST MONTH TO TESTIFY ABOUT THE NEED

FOR ROBUST AND INDEPENDENT SCIENCE AND MAKING GOVERNMENTAL

DECISIONS ABOUT PUBLIC HEALTH AND SAFETY.

PROFESSOR SWAKHAMMER WAS THERE TO GIVE BASICALLY A WARNING

ABOUT THE APPEARANCE OF POLITICIZING AND MARGINALIZING

SCIENCE WITHIN THE EPA. DOWN TO THAT HOLLOWING OUT OF

ACADEMIC SCIENTISTS ON THE EPA BOARD THAT SHE CHAIRS.

WE NOW KNOW THAT BEHIND THE SCENES, THE EPA WAS TRYING TO

GET HER TO CHANGE HER TESTIMONY SO SHE WOULD BE MORE IN LINE

WITH AGENCY TALKING POINTS. PROFESSOR SWAKHAMMER RESPONDED,

QUOTE, MY TESTIMONY IS SUBMITTED AND EMBARGOED.

I ASSURE YOU MY MAIN MESSAGE IS MINE, MINE, MINE ALONE, AND IT

IS THAT STRONG SCIENCE IS NEEDED TO ENSURE PUBLIC HEALTH.

AND THEN SCIENTIST DEBORAH SWAKHAMMER WENT TO CAPITOL HILL

EXACTLY AS SHE PROMISED SHE WOULD, AND SHE DELIVERED HER

TESTIMONY DESPITE THAT PRESSURE. JOINING US NOW FOR THE INTERVIEW

TONIGHT IS DEBORAH SWAKHAMMER. SHE'S PROFESSOR EMERITUS OF

ENVIRONMENTAL HEALTH SCIENCES AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOTA.

PROFESSOR, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

>> YOU ARE CURRENTLY CHAIR OF THE BOARD OF SCIENTIFIC

COUNSELORS AT THE EPA. >> THAT'S CORRECT.

>> WHAT IS THE ROLE OF THAT BOARD?

>> THIS BOARD REPORTS TO THE ASSISTANT ADMINISTRATOR OF

RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT AT EPA, AND WE GUIDE THE ASSISTANT

ADMINISTRATOR IN THE RESEARCH THAT'S DONE INTERNALLY AT EPA.

>> OKAY. >> SO IT'S ALL ABOUT JUST WHAT'S

GOING ON IN EPA. WE DON'T DEAL WITH REGULATIONS.

WE DON'T DEAL WITH POLICY. WE'RE DEALING WITH KIND OF THE

BASIC SCIENCE THAT'S GOING INTO EVENTUALLY MAYBE TO SUPPORT

REGULATIONS. BUT WE'RE OVERSEEING THAT

SCIENCE AND GIVING ADVICE ON IS IT THE RIGHT SCIENCE?

ARE THEY DOING IT WITH THE BEST METHODOLOGY?

IS IT, YOU KNOW, THE GOLD STANDARD?

IS IT GOING TO WITHSTAND SCRUTINY WHEN IT GOES --

>> SO YOU'RE HELPING THE DECISION MAKERS, THE ACTIVE

DECISION MAKERS AT EPA MAKE SENSE OF AND UNDERSTAND THE

IMPORT AND THE SOLIDITY OF THE SCIENCE THAT'S GOING INTO EPA

DECISIONS? >> AND IT'S EVEN A LITTLE

FURTHER UPSTREAM THAN THAT. IS IT GOOD SCIENCE?

IS IT THE RIGHT SCIENCE? >> WHAT IS THE STATE OF THAT

BOARD NOW? >> WELL, MANY OF THE -- MOST OF

THE MEMBERS HAVE BEEN TOLD THEY ARE NOT GOING TO BE CONTINUED

INTO A SECOND TERM, AND SO THE BOARD THAT USED TO BE ABOUT 68

MEMBERS IS NOW GOING TO END UP BEING 11 MEMBERS AS OF SEPTEMBER

1 BECAUSE SO MANY OF THOSE MEMBERS WERE GOING TO HAVE THE

FIRST TERM RENEWAL, BUT NOW THOSE MEMBERS AREN'T GOING TO

HAVE A FIRST TERM RENEWAL. SO BASICALLY THE BOARD HAS BEEN

KIND OF DECIMATED. >> MM-HMM.

>> AND OUR ACTIVITIES HAVE BEEN ESSENTIALLY SUSPENDED.

WE'RE SORT OF IN SUSPENDED ANIMATION BECAUSE ALL OF OUR

FUTURE MEETINGS HAVE ALSO BEEN CANCELED.

>> ALL OF YOUR FUTURE MEETINGS? >> YES.

WE HAD SIX SCHEDULED IN THE FALL, AND THEN WE WERE IN THE

PROCESS OF DECIDING HOW THOSE -- WHAT THE AGENDAS WERE GOING TO

BE AND HOW THOSE MEETINGS WERE GOING TO MOVE FORWARD.

AND THEY ALL WERE CANCELED BECAUSE THERE ARE NO COMMITTEE

MEMBERS TO ATTEND THEM. WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH WARM BODIES

TO KEEP BOSC GOING. >> GIVEN WHAT THE ROLE OF THIS

BOARD IS, WHICH SEEMS CRUCIAL WHEN YOU DESCRIBE IT IN THE

TERMS YOU JUST SKRISHED IT, IS IT YOUR SENSE THAT EPA IS

REPLACING THE ROLE OF THIS THIS SCIENCE ADVISORY BOARD WITH

SOMETHING ELSE? ARE THEY GETTING ADVICE ON HOW

TO INTERPRET SCIENTIFIC PROBLEMS AND SCIENTIFIC WORK AND THE

SCIENCE DONE WITHIN THE EPA FROM PEOPLE OTHER THAN THE SCIENTISTS

WHO USED TO DO IT. >> JONG HOW THEY'RE GOING TO BE

DOING THAT UNLESS THEY'RE DOING IT INTERNALLY.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE REALLY GOOD SCIENCE TO SUPPORT STRONG

REGULATIONS BECAUSE YOU GO TO COURT AND HAVE TO HAVE ROBUST

SCIENCE IN ORDER TO WITHSTAND THAT, YOU HAVE TO HAVE PEER

REVIEW OF THAT SCIENCE. SO YOU DO THE SCIENCE, AND THEN

I LOOK AT IT AS AN OUTSIDER, AND I SAY, YOU KNOW, YOU COULD HAVE

TWEAKED THIS, OR MAYBE YOU WANT TO DO THAT, OR YOU DIDN'T

INCLUDE THIS STUDY AND YOU SHOULD HAVE, YOU KNOW.

THEN YOU'RE GETTING THAT OUTSIDE REVIEW, A FRESH SET OF EYES, AN

OBJECTIVE REVIEW. WITHOUT THAT, YOU CAN REALLY GO

ASTRAY. YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE STRONG

SCIENCE. SO EPA IS GOING TO CONTINUE TO

DO SCIENCE, BUT THEY'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE THAT REALLY STRONG

OUTSIDE, INDEPENDENT VIEWPOINT FOR SOME TIME BECAUSE BOSC, IT'S

GOING TO TAKE THEM SIX TO NINE MONTHS TO PROBABLY GET THAT

REPOPULATED, GET NEW MEETINGS SCHEDULED AND ACTUALLY DO

ANYTHING. SO THEY'RE GOING TO MISS ABOUT A

YEAR OF VALID, IMPORTANT, KIND OF CRITICAL SCIENCE ADVICE.

IT'S A VERY CRITICAL TIME RIGHT NOW FOR THEM.

>> HOW UNUSUAL WAS IT FOR YOU TO GET THIS PRESSURE THAT YOU GOT

FROM THE NEW CHIEF OF STAFF AT THE EPA ABOUT YOUR CONGRESSIONAL

TESTIMONY? >> WELL, IT WAS HIGHLY UNUSUAL

FOR ME BECAUSE I'VE ONLY TESTIFIED IN FRONT OF CONGRESS A

FEW TIMES. SO THAT ALONE WAS A PRETTY

UNUSUAL EXPERIENCE. BUT GETTING THESE E-MAILS THE

NIGHT BEFORE WAS VERY DISTURBING.

IT WAS VERY -- I HAVE TO SAY I WAS PRETTY INTIMIDATED BECAUSE I

HAD MADE IT VERY CLEAR TO EVERYONE THAT I WAS TESTIFYING

AS AN INDEPENDENT SCIENTIFIC EXPERT, AND I WAS NOT T TESTIFYG

AS AN EPA WITNESS. AND I HAD TOLD EPA THAT AND

CLEARED IT WITH THEIR ETHICS FOLKS.

SO I KNEW WHAT I COULD AND COULD NOT DO GIVEN THAT I WAS ALSO

CHAIR OF THIS COMMITTEE. SO I WAS FOLLOWING WHAT I

THOUGHT WERE THE RIGHT RULES, AND AFTER THE FIRST EXCHANGE OF

E-MAILS, WE KIND OF SORTED OUT THAT I'M NOT AN EPA WITNESS.

BUT THEN I KEPT GETTING THESE E-MAILS.

AND THEN I GOT THAT FINAL E-MAIL WHICH WAS, WE WANT YOU TO CHANGE

YOUR TESTIMONY. AND IT WAS A MINOR POINT, BUT IT

WAS CHANGING THE MESSAGE I WAS GIVING.

IT WAS CHANGING THE WORDING, AND I THOUGHT WHO ARE THEY TO BE

TELLING ME WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SAYING WHEN IT'S MY

TESTIMONY? AND FURTHER MORE, I'VE ALREADY

SUBMITTED IT. SO I WAS VERY INTIMIDATED BY

THAT. I WASN'T HAPPY ABOUT THAT.

>> AND YOU GAVE YOUR TESTIMONY AS YOU INTENDED TO GIVE YOUR

TESTIMONY. >> ABSOLUTELY.

>> DEBORAH SWAKHAMMER, CHAIR OF THE EPA'S BOARD OF SCIENTIFIC

COUNSELORS, THANK YOU FOR HELPING US UNDERSTAND THIS AT

ALL LEVELS. AND THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID.

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Camille Cerf, l'an­cienne Miss France est céli­ba­taire: elle se « répare » - Duration: 2:05.

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Pâté Hénaff : souffrance en boîte ! - Duration: 3:46.

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Do not play one man hide n seek at 3 am (3 am challanges) - Duration: 3:59.

want to join my free fidget center giveaway and subscribe and comment down

below that you did that so that today we're going to be going to don't brush

your teeth at 3:00 and challenge I read online like something different add-on I

just read online it's scary something happened some I don't you know some goat

happens so it says don't let it can or don't do anything but like haunts you

won't do anything or just like do one scary day and then go and finish and I'm

going to look at the time it's three versus challenge so says it will brush

your teeth I think I'm actually a pretty good camera angle to the whole video

bomb ability to do so I put toothpaste on to third base okay okay okay

mm so this is brushing teeth from one minute association

object writing that and like look as it literally looks like nothing even

happened at all we've got oh my gosh I really just ran out I'd relevant over

here the glutens then drive home because I kind of wish I killed my innocent

daughter whenever I like to do folks what's the Hang quite late on like when

I left I left that light off why is the light on why is the bath top

door closed I'd love to okay oh my god it's time sure I love I was doing it

with it open and laid off when I ran out this shot I guess oh you guys it is

serum I just will go up as you can see nighttime and today with every through

the 3m challenge don't tie your shoes at 3 a.m.

don't tie your shoes at 3 and challenge yeah what the fuck my Georgia snapshot

what the fuck what what

what is that double go back to the real this year I'm hungry you know 3 a.m. one

man hide-and-seek challenge let's get writing this tag what the heck what the

heck you love footsteps what but what the heck why don't you sunshine don't

wrinkle okay you're the Freak I'm so scared and what don't freak what doe

foot injury see that this literally slammed shut with the fritters what you

gonna what don't freak what the what dog breath dude whatever

yeah yeah yeah die obviously I can tell in the background of the video it was

daytime this is a serious mistake I my little sister in there and yeah this is

a skate just to make fun of all those three am challenge youtubers like they

were entertaining right now they're just stupid go infinity cigarettes a weirdo

big cyber 3m such as made this is a little sketches to show that is I mean

some of them are pretty cool but it's honestly stupid no one's that stupid and

even wonder though he was a good I'm not gonna say he was I'm not going to see

them but he was a good you know 3m challenges like person like he would

act it was look really real binding was fake and now he's just stupid you can

tell by his voice he's not scared at all but yes that's where this to you or how

provides enjoyed please like if you did happy birthday subscribe more

For more infomation >> Do not play one man hide n seek at 3 am (3 am challanges) - Duration: 3:59.

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¡¡ESPECIAL 10.000 VISUALIZACIONES!! | cap4 serie de peluches de pokemon | PIKACHU - Duration: 16:27.

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Here's My Canada: Tim-Horton - Duration: 0:21.

to me Canada means Tim Hortons I

immediately think of it it just seems so

significant to our everyday lives people

got their coffee daily as a nice way to

wake up it's an iconic and important in

our history to many of us so and also

like it's a delicious and it's just important

For more infomation >> Here's My Canada: Tim-Horton - Duration: 0:21.

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Here's My Canada: I Love My Canada - Duration: 0:29.

Canada is a safe country with many opportunities for all

everyone here is hardworking and kind

Canada is known for its diversity it

makes everyone feel welcome the weather

here is particularly cold most of the

year though throughout the year it can

get pretty bipolar Canada is accepting

and caring there are many times of

people in Canada some include athletic

hockey players there are also famous

singers from Canada this is why I love

my Canada

For more infomation >> Here's My Canada: I Love My Canada - Duration: 0:29.

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Here's My Canada: Canadian Identity - Duration: 0:30.

Canada is one of the greatest countries

not only in size but in history thinking

about Canada reminds me of our identity

identity would include how Canada

respects all cultures religions

languages in etc as for something you

must know about Canada in 1971 Canada

was the first country in the world to

adopt the difference of people around

the world as a policy as Canadians don't

come from a certain place with a certain

skin colour or certain religion and

culture we are not all the same but

that's what makes us Canadians

For more infomation >> Here's My Canada: Canadian Identity - Duration: 0:30.

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Vlog For Darrell: Introducing the Dogs - Duration: 1:27.

Okay, this one's to introduce you to the dogs.

And.

Yeah. Lets see if-

we. Do we see them? No. Yes?

Yes?

No. Yesss!

Yes!

There's the old grandma dog!

This is Bear!

And this is Cory!

This is the one we got

before your birthday!

He was given to me by a-

Well.

Now ex friend, but

he's a little (LOUD WIND NOISES DROWNS OUT THE NEXT PART)

Yeah? Yeah.

Do you have any of your tennis balls out here?

Bear? Cory?

Bear is about as old as Snoopy is.

And I don't see a tennis ball.

Yeah, yeah?

Are you excited? Oooh yeah who's

a good doggy? You're the good doggy!

Yes you are!

There's not really much else to say and I don't wanna

break grandmas camera.

So.

Bye Darrell!

We all love you!

For more infomation >> Vlog For Darrell: Introducing the Dogs - Duration: 1:27.

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Here's My Canada: What Canada Reminds Me? - Duration: 0:22.

To me Canada is a caring free country

reminds me of Tim Hortons hockey Drake

Justin Bieber and poutine Canada is cold

safe adventurous athletic and friendly I

like Canada because it's accepting and

free although Canada is a bipolar

country I still enjoy it and I still

enjoy all four seasons of Canada and I'm

thankful for everything we have

For more infomation >> Here's My Canada: What Canada Reminds Me? - Duration: 0:22.

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Here's My Canada: I'm Proud of My Country - Duration: 0:24.

when I hear the word Canada the first

thing that pops in my wife is free

health care hockey and also accepting

other people and freedom be part of a

Canadian group is very good and I'm

proud that I live here

and also I can learn English so I

appreciate it happy birthday Canada

For more infomation >> Here's My Canada: I'm Proud of My Country - Duration: 0:24.

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Here's My Canada: The Best Country In The World - Duration: 0:17.

Candida to me means equality we all get

treated equally no matter the race

gender and religion Canada has free

health care which means even if you

can't afford it you can still get help

Canada is one of the best countries in

the world

For more infomation >> Here's My Canada: The Best Country In The World - Duration: 0:17.

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Here's My Canada: Celebrities and A Great Country - Duration: 0:18.

Canada is a cold friendly and accepting

community with a multi diverse culture

free healthcare and a democratical

government built up our country with our

prime minister is Justin Trudeau as well

as many celebrities such as Shawn Mendes

Justin Bieber and the creator of the six drink

For more infomation >> Here's My Canada: Celebrities and A Great Country - Duration: 0:18.

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Here's My Canada: I'm A Proud Canadian - Duration: 0:12.

Canada to me is freedom equity and

diversity Canada is my hometown the CN

tower the Niagara Falls and the Toronto

Raptors make the heart of Canada I'm

proud to be Canadian

For more infomation >> Here's My Canada: I'm A Proud Canadian - Duration: 0:12.

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Here's My Canada: Freedom and Diversity - Duration: 0:20.

Canada means to me is the free privileges

you get to learn different cultures you

get to try different foods and also like

you meet different you meet friends from

different countries and you get along

and all is united

For more infomation >> Here's My Canada: Freedom and Diversity - Duration: 0:20.

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Do not play one man hide n seek at 3 am (3 am challanges) - Duration: 3:59.

want to join my free fidget center giveaway and subscribe and comment down

below that you did that so that today we're going to be going to don't brush

your teeth at 3:00 and challenge I read online like something different add-on I

just read online it's scary something happened some I don't you know some goat

happens so it says don't let it can or don't do anything but like haunts you

won't do anything or just like do one scary day and then go and finish and I'm

going to look at the time it's three versus challenge so says it will brush

your teeth I think I'm actually a pretty good camera angle to the whole video

bomb ability to do so I put toothpaste on to third base okay okay okay

mm so this is brushing teeth from one minute association

object writing that and like look as it literally looks like nothing even

happened at all we've got oh my gosh I really just ran out I'd relevant over

here the glutens then drive home because I kind of wish I killed my innocent

daughter whenever I like to do folks what's the Hang quite late on like when

I left I left that light off why is the light on why is the bath top

door closed I'd love to okay oh my god it's time sure I love I was doing it

with it open and laid off when I ran out this shot I guess oh you guys it is

serum I just will go up as you can see nighttime and today with every through

the 3m challenge don't tie your shoes at 3 a.m.

don't tie your shoes at 3 and challenge yeah what the fuck my Georgia snapshot

what the fuck what what

what is that double go back to the real this year I'm hungry you know 3 a.m. one

man hide-and-seek challenge let's get writing this tag what the heck what the

heck you love footsteps what but what the heck why don't you sunshine don't

wrinkle okay you're the Freak I'm so scared and what don't freak what doe

foot injury see that this literally slammed shut with the fritters what you

gonna what don't freak what the what dog breath dude whatever

yeah yeah yeah die obviously I can tell in the background of the video it was

daytime this is a serious mistake I my little sister in there and yeah this is

a skate just to make fun of all those three am challenge youtubers like they

were entertaining right now they're just stupid go infinity cigarettes a weirdo

big cyber 3m such as made this is a little sketches to show that is I mean

some of them are pretty cool but it's honestly stupid no one's that stupid and

even wonder though he was a good I'm not gonna say he was I'm not going to see

them but he was a good you know 3m challenges like person like he would

act it was look really real binding was fake and now he's just stupid you can

tell by his voice he's not scared at all but yes that's where this to you or how

provides enjoyed please like if you did happy birthday subscribe more

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Surprisingly Similar Way to Me (Spain & Rackoff) Original Song - Duration: 4:12.

I WANT A FELLA WHO LIKES ME, AND, LIKE ME, HE'S LIKE ME

IN TURN.

AND I WANT A GUY WHO ALONE IS MY OWN, IS MY CLONE, IS

MY YEARN.

HE'D HAVE A PERFECT S.A.T.

SCORE.

AND THEN HE WENT TO M.I.T., AND THEN HE JOINED THE PEACE CORPSE.

HIS MIND HAS MANY VIEWPOINTS, AND QUITE A FEW SUPERFLUOUS I.Q. POINTS

IN A SURPRISINGLY SIMILAR WAY TO ME.

HE'LL HAVE NO TOLERANCE FOR GLUTEN.

ABOVE HIS BED, HE'LL HAVE A POSTER PRINT OF ISAAC NEWTON.

HE'LL STAY INSIDE IN SUMMER.

AND EV'RYONE WILL TELL HIM HE'S A BUMMER IN A SURPRISINGLY SIMILAR WAY TO ME.

HE'D BE MY KITH AND MY KIN, HE MY TWIN, HE MIGHT WIN ME—

IF MIGHTY, MIGHT HE.

AND ZHOO ZHOO ZHOOOOOO [LIGHTSABER SOUND], WHEN HE'S IN BED, I

IMAGINE HE'LL HAVE SUPER-SEXY MOVES JUST LIKE A JEDI.

HE'LL HAVE MATH'MATIC KNOWLEDGE.

I BET HE KISSED A GIRL OR TWO IN COLLEGE IN A SURPRISINGLY SIMILAR WAY TO ME.

I KNOW I'M AFRAID; THIS IS HOW I COPE.

BUT STILL, THERE'S A PLACE THAT'S INSIDE

THAT I HIDE, IN MY SOUL,

LIKE A BOWL— OR A CUP

FILLING UP WITH HOPE.

I HOPE!

I HOPE FOR LOVE AND CHOC'LATE TRUFFLES.

I WANT A GIANT WEDDING DRESS THAT'S BURSTING FORTH WITH RUFFLES!

IF ASKED, I MAY DENY IT.

GUESS I'M THE SORT TO KEEP MY FEELINGS QUIET IN A SURPRISINGLY SIMILAR WAY TO HIM.

I'LL BE HIS QUEEN, HE'LL BE MY CONSORT.

WELL, ONE OF US SHOULD BE THE UNASSUMINGLY WITHDRAWN SORT.

I MAY NOT HAVE A CHILL SIDE, BUT ALL THE SAME, I LOVE A STARRY HILL-SIDE

IN A SURPRISINGLY SIMILAR WAY TO HIM.

WHICH IS PRECISELY EXACTLY THE SAME AS ME!

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