I'm so full!
I'm gonna gain another kilo after this.
You're so cute! What kind of a person would finish the meal on the first date?
We'll have to show our true colors sooner or later.
Why do we have to be pretentious and act like" I can't eat much! My stomach is pretty small!"
Come closer!
What's for?
Just come closer!
You're so good at this, huh?
How's your new job?
Pretty good! Just the supervisor is quite annoying!
I'm going to the bathroom.
Know where it is?
I know! I'm fine!
Quick! Tell me his bad things you weren't finished not long ago!
He's so stingy!
He said he would pay half of the bill our trip.
However, after we came back, he said he paid too much and asked me to pay 5000 TWD!
What the fuck was that?
He earned 200k TWD a month but can't even pay a small amount of the bill?
How stingy he is!
You know what? He's the stingiest person out of the wealthy people in the world!
Who is the stingy person you're talking about?
We're talking about his supervisor.
Yep. He is extremely stingy!
Such a penny pincher.
Jia Shi-Ming!
Finish your spaghetti already! Always leave a bite of it!
I just can't. I'm so full. Can you help me?
I don't want to!
You always order the food you can't finish!
Yep. You're always like that!
What about giving me some reward after I finish it?
What reward?
A kiss!
Alright!
Just finish it!
Done!
Oh my god! It's so disgusting!
You've got a problem with that?
Just ignore him!
No! What's wrong with us kissing each other?
Ridiculous!
I'm not against homosexuals. However, it's gross to kiss in public
I think you're just jealous that my boyfriend is way hotter than you, right?
You can't even get a kiss from him! That's fine!
Let me kiss him for you!
Shi-Ming! This cookie is so good. You want some?
That's ok! No need for that.
Just have some. It's really good!
What do you think?
It's really good.
Does it just taste like the hand-made cookies we bought in Japan?
Oh, you mean the first time we flew to Japan together?
Yes! Wow, you still remember!
Do you remember you asked me to sing at the bar. It's super awkward!
It's you to be blamed! You drank to much champagne in the hotel room.
Just calm down! Don't act like this in front of your boyfriend.
He can only smile now.
You put me in an awkward spot.
Don't worry. I'm fine with that.
But to be honest, you guys really look like a couple now.
Yo're exaggerating! You guys are the real couple.
We just happened to be a couple in the past.
Taste good?
Good.
Taste good?
Am I thoughtful, gentle and a good cook?
Thoughtful indeed but the egg is...There is no flavor.
Did you forget to add some salt?
What? I can't hear what you just said!
I mean this egg has no flavor.
Talk carefully!
What I mean is this egg is better without salt.
Good for the kidney.
Baby, you're the best cook!
Then, just finish it!
Roger, sir!
What are yo doing?
Nothing..
Just..
Instant workout for the morning!
Just eat!
Zhou Xian-Zhong, you're disgusting!
I'm sorry.
I underestimated the power of the fart.
I thought it's like the gas-emissions of factories but it turned out to be fatal toxic-leaking.
Do you know that the fart equals to shit?
Breathing the smell of it is like eating your shits!
Disgusting!
Fine. I'll eat my own shits.
Don't hesitate!
Annoying!
Wow! This..
My gawd!!
Damn smelly!
You want me to eat your shits now?
What can I do?
It's bad for health to hold it.
Then, why did you get angry at me?
Double-standards! My style.
Unreasonable!
Go away!
Baby, do you gain weight?
Are you blind?
What about me holding you up and measuring your weight?
Really?
Really! Come here!
Put your arm around here!
1.2.3
Okay! Let me down!
I think you gain 10 grams.
Idiot! How can you measure 10 grams?
It's true!
If you don't believe me, just touch the left pocket of your shirts.
Although we can't get married in Taiwan now, do you still want to be my lifelong burden?
I do
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