WARNING
the following show does not include a lot of politically correct content.
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Hey.
Alright, listen.
I don't wanna talk about any political stuff.
World news are bad enough.
We're just talking about the stuff we really wanna talk about.
No meaning, but things which need to be said, okay?
Shut up.
Move it, dude.
*let's talk*
Or what is it called?
Everybody who's wondering what's going on right now. This is not carpool karaoke. Or what is it called?
Or what is it called?
*sings*
We're driving through Berlin today and we're gonna talk about all the things which are bothering us.
I don't wanna make a long introduction or anything.
We're gonna start now.
WATCH NOW!!!
Let's go.
Alright, listen. I'm gonna start with this shit.
What happened?
Nothing happened.
Something happens all day.
Why is that?
Teenagers are entering the train with their fucking mp3 cell phones.
Incredibly loud and they're playing songs like
*I'm fucking your mother and if i'm not doing that I'm fucking your father*
They're behaving so fucking antisocial.
I mean why is that?
They could use their fucking headphones.
Motherfuckers
They really think they're real men.
What was it like in your youth when you we're hanging around with your friends?
I was listening to music - extremely loud.
Yeah, that's why you meet up with your friends.
Just to avoid talking to anybody.
Yeah, it's just so awesome.
I am so fucking awesome.
Everybody needs to know that I'm listening to that gangsta music, which is PG-16, but I'm only 13 years old.
I'm such an Outlaw - real gangstas.
You just sit and watch.
You always just really wanna go there and wanna throw it out of the window and smash their fucking cellphone and be like - here, listen now, motherfucker
And then a bunch of women are entering the train and those guys are just like 13, 14, 15 years old and they're hollering at them. Starring at their asses.
I mean, come on. They can't even get it up.
They're squirting off right away.
The big problem is …
People can't drive?
Yeah, people can't drive. I mean, he was looking at his cell.
Egomania.
I am walking in there.
I am listening to music
I am jumping over the benches
I am sitting with my dirty soles on the bench.
I don't give a fuck about anybody.
You don't have any respect for people and their opinions.
Same with items, which are not your own property.
I mean, this is not yours.
They're eating.
Something's dripping down on the bench covers.
I mean, you don't wanna sit there.
Yeah, but they don't give a fuck.
Cause when they leave it doesn't matter.
Then they're gone.
Yeah, it will be cleaned anyway and they pay for that.
Exactly, that's the point.
Little motherfuckers Exactly, that's the point.
Little motherfuckers
Yeah, dude.
Regarding this, I went to play Basketball lately.
I played with 3 guys - I don't know - 40ish. Grown up men.
Optically as well.
One foot in the grave.
One foot in the grave, right.
There are some guys - teenagers who wanted to impress the girls and they were kicking the soccer ball right on the basketball court.
I mean, it's funny to play around the basketball players.
And one of the guys I did play with was just politely asking, if they could go away after telling them to go somewhere else 3 times already.
Then the 13 year old guy walked up and was like
„Listen man, this is a soccer field - just shut the fuck up. Move it"
What did you do in this situation when you were younger?
„I am sorry.."
„Sorry, that was stupid."
I'd probably make a break for like 30 min. or something like that.
I don't know what they're thinking.
„They can't touch me anyway."
Well, you literally can't do that.
I mean, what are you doing?
You can't just go there and beat him up.
But then he would understand.
Then he would start crying and being a wuss.
You just don't do it.
You don't do that.
But you'd love to.
And I don't feel any guilt with this inner demand.
I just imagine how i'm punching him and then his neck snaps.
*laughs*
I wouldn't be even sad.
The judge would say the same.
Did he kick the ball?
And it'd be like
„Yeah, he did"
Alright, I play basketball, too.
You're totally right, man.
I mean, that's just how it is.
Again, what you already said about listening to music without headphones in the train.
I mean, BVG (public transport in Berlin) in general.
This company sucks as hell
There's something going wrong everytime.
People who are using public transport.
And I don't count myself as one of those.
I mean it's just driving me nuts.
When it's warm outside everybody is opening the windows.
But when you open the window where you are standing, there's a draft somewhere else. And he's sitting there like
„Gosh, it's so fucking hot - I'm dying"
*laughs*
And my neck's just starting to hurt so bad.
So many people just didn't realize that you first let the people exit the train and then you can enter.
I don't get it.
This was one of the first things I've been taught.
Exit, then enter
Or tailgating.
In the queue doing grocery shopping there was someone who was like standing a half inch away from from me.
What the hell does he want?!
Does he want to jump on me or what?
I feel his breathe in my neck
Yeah, yeah.
Or you're going one step forward and he's moving with you.
„Now, we're finally moving. Thank god."
Are you fucking kidding me?
Does he actually know the words respect and discretion?!
No, he doesn't.
But it's the same with…
No, no, no, dude, let me finish!
I was standing in the queue the other day and I left space for somebody.
The guy behind me just was like:
„Can you move closer?!"
I almost freaked out.
I was like:
„What the fuck do you want from me?!"
I don't want that. I don't want that. I don't want to be close.
*laughs*
I mean, we're not doing polonaise at a nursing home.
He was blaming me for not moving forward which was just not true.
You extended the queue.
I was like „okay"
In this context - in Berlin.
Homeless people or maybe not even homeless.
I mean, there are some people who you are happy about giving some money.
But there's also the complete opposite.
When they're coming up to you - standing so fucking close and be like:
„You have some money?"
I mean, what shall I do?
I would like to push you away.
A) You're scaring me.
B) You smell like hell
C) You spit when you're talking..
Just go away.
One arm lengths distance - what's with that?!
Imagine you just do that.
Then people would be like.
„He's pushing away the poor homeless guy"
Yeah, exactly.
Cold-hearted guy. What the fuck is wrong with him?
Well, I don't know either.
I dunno
Sorry, quick question.
I just want …
Lately there was a guy who was like
„I am so hungry. I would love to have some food"
Then a woman walked up to him, offering him a sandwich she just prepared for herself that morning.
And he just was like:
„I wanted to have something warm, bitch"
*laughs*
And I just thought - you just want money for alcohol, motherfucker.
He just scared the heck outta her and she was just like:
„I am not doing this ever again"
„Of course"
What is that?!
You know what else is driving me insane?
It's so damn hot in your fucking car.
It is fucking hot.
Man, just open the windows.
Nah, shitty sound quality.
„You have to keep the windows closed - fucking 80°F.
*laughs*
Parents.
Yeah.
Parents who think back in the days there was something called „Laissez-faire" education methods.
Just let the kids do what they want.
Just let them run.
Anti-authoritarian.
That's the word.
Just let them run though the train.
When kids are spitting at the windows - so what.
I mean, he has to find himself.
And children nowadays don't get vaccination anymore.
That's just what I read.
So called - opposing vaccination.
Diseases like measles or scarlet fever which haven't occurred in the last 30 years due to vaccination.
They don't do this anymore.
Mother nature is doing this.
They don't get vaccination nowadays.
Same with parenting.
When kids are sitting in the train.
There was this boy hitting my knee like 40 times with his fucking leg.
I'm gonna freak out!
The kid is kicking against my fucking knee and his mom is only watching and is totally fine with that.
I'd go ballistic then.
Indians don't cry.
Boys don't show feelings.
Bullshit.
Just let them cry and have feelings.
But when a child is kicking something or even someone you need to stand up as a parent
*perfect educational method here* sarcasm on
Yeah.
Go ahead. You have another story to tell.
Well, i was sitting in the train and there was a mom with two little boys.
One of them was like:
„Look, mommy, I used to eat here"
„Good for you!"
*laughs*
while staring at her cell.
„Do you remember that time?"
„Good for you!"
„Mommy i was at school today, but you forgot my drink bottle."
„Good for you!"
„I didn't drink anything in the last 6 hours"
„Good for you!"
The little boy went away
Then his little brother stood up and sat down next to his mom and she was yelling at him:
„I told you to keep your seat!"
„Mommy, I wanted to sit next to you"
(simply heart-wrenching)
She was just was like
„Good for you!"
and went on texting.
The little boy didn't say a word and then she was like
„You go straight up to your room when we're home. Do you understand me!?"
Those kind of moms are also smoking while pushing the buggie. Disgusting!
I could freak out. Seriously!
Smoke until you die!
Just don't smoke in front of your kids for god's sake.
Yeah.
You know what I am laughing about this now, but actually it's so sad.
The little guy wants to sit next to his mom and she is just such a bitch and he is approaching her anyway, cause he thinks it is love.
Good for you!
It's unbelievable.
Oh, and I highly doubt that women who are starting to smoke again as soon as the child just literally has left the womb didn't smoke while being pregnant either.
Yeah, true.
I mean, why the fuck are you mating then?
Why are you mating when you treat your little ones like shit?!
*moans*
to be continued
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