Youtube daily report May 30 2017

The Nastygnome

John, come on! Fucking wake up!

No, no, I didn't eat the kitten…

There is an intruder. Wake up!

What? It's one of your shitty jokes again.

I'm not bloody joking! I've seen him. He's got a battle axe.

It's a wood cutter. Looking for wood!

In a dungeon?

I don't want to get up anymore. Never again.

It's no joke! If you don't defend the heart of the dungeon, you might die.

What am I supposed to do?

The intruder, in blue, has already gone through the Creatures Room with Utz, in red.

He's moving towards the Demonist. She's in her room, there.

You can speak to her through this pipe. She will hear you from her wrist transmitter.

And what shall I tell her?

YOU're the Master. Tell her to attack! How should I know?

Demonist?

Yes, Master? I'm listening.

Is the pentagram fixed? Can you summon a demon?

I've already done it, but something has fucked up. Instead of a demon, a Nastygnome appeared and…

HEY, TART. WHO IS THE FAG YOU ARE TALKING TO?

It's a nasty gnome. It's unmanageable. It only does stupid things and insults people.

FLOOZY!

How have you called me? Say it again if you dare!

FLOOZY! FLOOZY! FLOOZY! FLOOZY!

FLOOZY!

Can't you simply send it back and summon something else?

No, I can't. It comes from the blood. The guy I took it from must not have been a virgin. His face looks familiar to me.

I've probably cop off with him actually. So the demonic planes have punished me by sending a Nastygnome. It's a curse.

Shit! Okay, listen to me carefully, Demonist. Please don't panic, but there is an armed intruder heading towards you.

Troll's piss!

If you can't help from there, you should meet us in the Heart of the Dungeon ASAP.

Ask the orc for assistance!

Trainer, an intruder will soon arrive at the heart of the donjon. We're already there with the Stagehand.

You must come and help us at once! The Witch is to join us soon, too.

What? Lilith is in danger? I'm coming!

I hope you have what's needed to hold the guy back because he's right behind me.

Is that your Nastignome? It's trembling with fear…

I CRAP ON YOUR SHOES, BIG SISSY!

It's really something...

He's coming!

Here you are.

Know that you're safe as long as you cooperate.

We do not intend to resist. We are...

FUCK YOU, TROLL FUCKER!

Alright, if you take it like that…

No, no! It's just that…

FUCK YOU, SHIT EATER!

Very well. That is settled. You gonna all snuff it. Now it's up to you whether you want to suffer or not.

Tell me where your treasure is.

IN YOUR ARSE!

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Ford Fiesta 1.3 ambiente 5 deurs 141187km nap - Duration: 0:58.

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How to pronounce the /R/ sound | American English Pronounciation - Duration: 3:38.

Hi! Today we're talking about the "r"

sound. And this can be one of the most

challenging sounds for speakers of any

language, but especially Asian languages.

And this sound is slightly different in

the British accent compared to the

American accent. In the American accent

our "r" sound involves more a closed

clenched mouth especially when it comes

at the end of a word. So let's go over.

Some examples would be: Run, Rap, Ripe

Roam. These are words with an R at the

beginning and I want you to feel in your

mouth as you practice these sounds, the

shape of your tongue. Start to gain an

awareness of your tongue and what it is

doing on the inside of your mouth.

The tongue should be shaped; if you notice my

hand, it should be curling on the sides

and the sides should be reaching up and

touching the area of the gums where your

gums meet your teeth. So it's not quite

the roof or the top of your mouth.

It's more of the sides of the top of your

mouth where your teeth meet your gums.

The sides of your tongue are curling up and

touching there. So there's a real curl

and everything is clenched down: R. I say

it reminds me of a dog growling "R".

Or maybe when an R is at the beginning of a

word it might remind you of a dog

barking: "ruff ruff". So think of that burst

of air when a dog is barking and

practice the word: "run run". So a dog

growling "r" and then a dog barking "run".

And let's practice a minimal pair.

A minimal pair is just two words that are

different by only one sound.

In Asian languages, it's common to

mistaken R for an L sound. So we are

going to compare "row" with "low". So with the

R sound the sides of the tongue are

curling and touching the gum ridge near

the teeth, and with the L sound the

tongue is coming up, touching right

behind the teeth and coming down. So Row

and Low, Row and Low. Ok, so this is a

challenging sound but be patient with

yourself. There are micro muscles, tiny

little muscles in your tongue in your

mouth and you need to practice to

strengthen those muscles. So it may not

be a sound that you immediately get

perfect like a native speaker right away.

But over time and over practice,

repeating these words and recording your

voice and listening to yourself and

making those adjustments, you'll get

closer and closer to the sound of a

native speaker. Now it's your turn to

practice. Thank you for watching!

For more infomation >> How to pronounce the /R/ sound | American English Pronounciation - Duration: 3:38.

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5 types de précipitations! - Duration: 3:01.

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Britain's Got Talent's Alesha Dixon admits 'everyone loves' Amanda Holden's nipples - Duration: 3:02.

Britain's Got Talent's Alesha Dixon admits 'everyone loves' Amanda Holden's nipples

  Amanda, 46, is known for squeezing her curves into skintight outfits for her role on the ITV talent programme and often goes braless underneath her racy attire.

Former Mis-Teeq singer Alesha joked her fellow judge's eye-popping assets are stealing the limelight away from the show's contestants. "Amanda's nipples make an appearance every year on Britain's Got Talent and everyone loves them," she told The Sun.

The 38-year-old added: "They get so much attention it's so funny, even more than the acts sometimes."   Amanda is notorious for eliciting outrage over her figure-hugging numbers, but it appears her fellow judges Alesha, Simon Cowell, 57, and David Walliams, 45, are rather fond of them and always ask the actress when she is getting her nipples out.

Alesha said: "We're like, 'When are they going to come out again?'. "Usually during the auditions she will be wearing a dress and she will get caught out in pictures.

It's a little bit of a joke now." For this year's auditions in Blackpool, Amanda turned heads when she arrived in a jaw-dropping jumpsuit which exposed her modesty.

    Back on @bgt for night 3! Dress by @celiakritharioti Heels by @miumiu Jewellery by @yokolondonpearls. Styling by @angiesmithstyle assisted by @danniiwhiteman.

Hair and makeup @mrvermaak A post shared by Amanda Holden (@noholdenback) on May 24, 2016 at 11:37am PDT And the star has vowed to continue to flash the flesh after receiving a series of complaints for her saucy outfit choices.

Will people be complaining to Ofcom? I hope so, she told The Sun on Sunday, adding: I havent done my job if they arent. Promising to show plenty of skin for the live semi-finals, Amanda gushed: I cant wait to wear my dresses.

They are very flattering, very feminine and a few are… what you would expect. Britains Got Talent live semi-finals begin tonight at 7.30pm on ITV.

For more infomation >> Britain's Got Talent's Alesha Dixon admits 'everyone loves' Amanda Holden's nipples - Duration: 3:02.

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Dont Give a F*** | FPV Freestyle with Clearview | Crash Airline FPV | - Duration: 6:54.

outa my way tree ;)

Bonus Stage CHRASH TIME

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Mercedes-Benz GLC-Klasse GLC 250 d Coupé 4MATIC Automaat AMG Line - Duration: 1:02.

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Mercedes-Benz E-Klasse 220 d Automaat Lease Edition - Duration: 0:54.

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Kia pro_cee'd 1.6 CVVT X-Ecutive (GLAZEN DAK!!!/NAV./Camera/Climate/Cruise/16''LMV) - Duration: 0:44.

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krabby patty, here I come - Duration: 0:18.

Krabby Patty, here I come.

Eh.

I hope I don't miss again.

Reunited, and it's gonna feel SO good.

Try me, bitch.

For more infomation >> krabby patty, here I come - Duration: 0:18.

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Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE, like, comment and share the mix if you enjoy it!

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【MMD+Dl||Vine】Награда за спасение - Duration: 0:17.

So, listen to me, chick,

I just saved you

and I won't be "noble",

You will accomplish a couple of tasks for me

and we're even!~

Oh, ok, I realized..

Ask what you want, but nothing indecent

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I want a moped :3

For more infomation >> 【MMD+Dl||Vine】Награда за спасение - Duration: 0:17.

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DonJon Legacy DJL - S01E08 - FR (SUB : EN, GE, SP, IT, FR) - A fantasy series (série fantastique) - Duration: 3:47.

The Nastygnome

John, come on! Fucking wake up!

No, no, I didn't eat the kitten…

There is an intruder. Wake up!

What? It's one of your shitty jokes again.

I'm not bloody joking! I've seen him. He's got a battle axe.

It's a wood cutter. Looking for wood!

In a dungeon?

I don't want to get up anymore. Never again.

It's no joke! If you don't defend the heart of the dungeon, you might die.

What am I supposed to do?

The intruder, in blue, has already gone through the Creatures Room with Utz, in red.

He's moving towards the Demonist. She's in her room, there.

You can speak to her through this pipe. She will hear you from her wrist transmitter.

And what shall I tell her?

YOU're the Master. Tell her to attack! How should I know?

Demonist?

Yes, Master? I'm listening.

Is the pentagram fixed? Can you summon a demon?

I've already done it, but something has fucked up. Instead of a demon, a Nastygnome appeared and…

HEY, TART. WHO IS THE FAG YOU ARE TALKING TO?

It's a nasty gnome. It's unmanageable. It only does stupid things and insults people.

FLOOZY!

How have you called me? Say it again if you dare!

FLOOZY! FLOOZY! FLOOZY! FLOOZY!

FLOOZY!

Can't you simply send it back and summon something else?

No, I can't. It comes from the blood. The guy I took it from must not have been a virgin. His face looks familiar to me.

I've probably cop off with him actually. So the demonic planes have punished me by sending a Nastygnome. It's a curse.

Shit! Okay, listen to me carefully, Demonist. Please don't panic, but there is an armed intruder heading towards you.

Troll's piss!

If you can't help from there, you should meet us in the Heart of the Dungeon ASAP.

Ask the orc for assistance!

Trainer, an intruder will soon arrive at the heart of the donjon. We're already there with the Stagehand.

You must come and help us at once! The Witch is to join us soon, too.

What? Lilith is in danger? I'm coming!

I hope you have what's needed to hold the guy back because he's right behind me.

Is that your Nastignome? It's trembling with fear…

I CRAP ON YOUR SHOES, BIG SISSY!

It's really something...

He's coming!

Here you are.

Know that you're safe as long as you cooperate.

We do not intend to resist. We are...

FUCK YOU, TROLL FUCKER!

Alright, if you take it like that…

No, no! It's just that…

FUCK YOU, SHIT EATER!

Very well. That is settled. You gonna all snuff it. Now it's up to you whether you want to suffer or not.

Tell me where your treasure is.

IN YOUR ARSE!

For more infomation >> DonJon Legacy DJL - S01E08 - FR (SUB : EN, GE, SP, IT, FR) - A fantasy series (série fantastique) - Duration: 3:47.

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5 types de précipitations! - Duration: 3:01.

For more infomation >> 5 types de précipitations! - Duration: 3:01.

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How to pronounce the /R/ sound | American English Pronounciation - Duration: 3:38.

Hi! Today we're talking about the "r"

sound. And this can be one of the most

challenging sounds for speakers of any

language, but especially Asian languages.

And this sound is slightly different in

the British accent compared to the

American accent. In the American accent

our "r" sound involves more a closed

clenched mouth especially when it comes

at the end of a word. So let's go over.

Some examples would be: Run, Rap, Ripe

Roam. These are words with an R at the

beginning and I want you to feel in your

mouth as you practice these sounds, the

shape of your tongue. Start to gain an

awareness of your tongue and what it is

doing on the inside of your mouth.

The tongue should be shaped; if you notice my

hand, it should be curling on the sides

and the sides should be reaching up and

touching the area of the gums where your

gums meet your teeth. So it's not quite

the roof or the top of your mouth.

It's more of the sides of the top of your

mouth where your teeth meet your gums.

The sides of your tongue are curling up and

touching there. So there's a real curl

and everything is clenched down: R. I say

it reminds me of a dog growling "R".

Or maybe when an R is at the beginning of a

word it might remind you of a dog

barking: "ruff ruff". So think of that burst

of air when a dog is barking and

practice the word: "run run". So a dog

growling "r" and then a dog barking "run".

And let's practice a minimal pair.

A minimal pair is just two words that are

different by only one sound.

In Asian languages, it's common to

mistaken R for an L sound. So we are

going to compare "row" with "low". So with the

R sound the sides of the tongue are

curling and touching the gum ridge near

the teeth, and with the L sound the

tongue is coming up, touching right

behind the teeth and coming down. So Row

and Low, Row and Low. Ok, so this is a

challenging sound but be patient with

yourself. There are micro muscles, tiny

little muscles in your tongue in your

mouth and you need to practice to

strengthen those muscles. So it may not

be a sound that you immediately get

perfect like a native speaker right away.

But over time and over practice,

repeating these words and recording your

voice and listening to yourself and

making those adjustments, you'll get

closer and closer to the sound of a

native speaker. Now it's your turn to

practice. Thank you for watching!

For more infomation >> How to pronounce the /R/ sound | American English Pronounciation - Duration: 3:38.

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Why people don't heal and how they can - Caroline Myss - Duration: 3:07.

why people don't heal and how they can

this is a book a best-seller

of Caroline Myss

Caroline Myss is an incredible woman

five-time New York Times bestselling author

and internationally renown speaker

I highly recommend to read this book of hers

but to those who have no time

I'd like to summarize in this video of mine

the main ideas and understandings

I got from her book

clinging to your wounds

is the reason we don't heal

using our wounds as excuses

to some present situations

or more than that

using our wounds to control

and manipulate other people

living in the past doesn't let us heal

every time you think a negative thought

or speak it out

it drains energy out of your body

being judgmental

drains energy out of your body

and when you get into energy debt

your body starts to be ill

now Caroline clarifies

that if someone is ill

is not necessarily because

he is a negative person

there are also genetic causes

or environmental causes

but many times

illness is caused by energetic debt

don't let your energy drain out of your body

just because someone criticized you

or because someone took your parking place

the way you get your energy back

is through forgiveness

through active forgiveness

forgiveness to those who never

even asked for it

how to forgive?

you need to force yourself

the funny thing about forgiveness

is that you don't want to forgive

you don't enjoy the idea of forgiving

until after you've done it

but after you will forgive

you will feel a huge relief

you will understand

how precious it is

stop asking why things happen as they do

give that up

chart a course to your future

and make sure that this course

is far away from your wounds

we have more than one

reality system available to us

we can have something traumatic

going on in our life

and still be ok

celebrate your life

stop wondering about

what should have been

would have been or could have been

remember that no one has the authority

over your future only you do

and one way to live a happy quality tomorrow

is by leaving a sad yesterday behind

so this is in short

the incredible Caroline Myss

if you liked my summary

please hit the thumbs up

and you are welcome to follow me

by subscribing to my channel

bye bye

For more infomation >> Why people don't heal and how they can - Caroline Myss - Duration: 3:07.

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De kaldte hende for LUDER (They called her a WHORE) - Duration: 1:28.

Saturday night, I am out with some girlfriends

we just thought to have a nice evening out.

get something to eat, get something to drink, have great evening.

and we had, until this group of guys

who has some very strong opinions about my cloth

they yell at me

they try to kick, they call me a whore

and that makes me sad

that makes me really sad, because when I left the house, I didn't know I was wearing something wrong.

and I still think I didn't, because

I live in Denmark, and I am a modern woman

I can wear what I want, I can do as I want

I have my rights

Don't I?

For more infomation >> De kaldte hende for LUDER (They called her a WHORE) - Duration: 1:28.

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Philippe Huppé: artisanat et apprentissage - Duration: 2:13.

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Dont Give a F*** | FPV Freestyle with Clearview | Crash Airline FPV | - Duration: 6:54.

outa my way tree ;)

Bonus Stage CHRASH TIME