The Nastygnome
John, come on! Fucking wake up!
No, no, I didn't eat the kitten…
There is an intruder. Wake up!
What? It's one of your shitty jokes again.
I'm not bloody joking! I've seen him. He's got a battle axe.
It's a wood cutter. Looking for wood!
In a dungeon?
I don't want to get up anymore. Never again.
It's no joke! If you don't defend the heart of the dungeon, you might die.
What am I supposed to do?
The intruder, in blue, has already gone through the Creatures Room with Utz, in red.
He's moving towards the Demonist. She's in her room, there.
You can speak to her through this pipe. She will hear you from her wrist transmitter.
And what shall I tell her?
YOU're the Master. Tell her to attack! How should I know?
Demonist?
Yes, Master? I'm listening.
Is the pentagram fixed? Can you summon a demon?
I've already done it, but something has fucked up. Instead of a demon, a Nastygnome appeared and…
HEY, TART. WHO IS THE FAG YOU ARE TALKING TO?
It's a nasty gnome. It's unmanageable. It only does stupid things and insults people.
FLOOZY!
How have you called me? Say it again if you dare!
FLOOZY! FLOOZY! FLOOZY! FLOOZY!
FLOOZY!
Can't you simply send it back and summon something else?
No, I can't. It comes from the blood. The guy I took it from must not have been a virgin. His face looks familiar to me.
I've probably cop off with him actually. So the demonic planes have punished me by sending a Nastygnome. It's a curse.
Shit! Okay, listen to me carefully, Demonist. Please don't panic, but there is an armed intruder heading towards you.
Troll's piss!
If you can't help from there, you should meet us in the Heart of the Dungeon ASAP.
Ask the orc for assistance!
Trainer, an intruder will soon arrive at the heart of the donjon. We're already there with the Stagehand.
You must come and help us at once! The Witch is to join us soon, too.
What? Lilith is in danger? I'm coming!
I hope you have what's needed to hold the guy back because he's right behind me.
Is that your Nastignome? It's trembling with fear…
I CRAP ON YOUR SHOES, BIG SISSY!
It's really something...
He's coming!
Here you are.
Know that you're safe as long as you cooperate.
We do not intend to resist. We are...
FUCK YOU, TROLL FUCKER!
Alright, if you take it like that…
No, no! It's just that…
FUCK YOU, SHIT EATER!
Very well. That is settled. You gonna all snuff it. Now it's up to you whether you want to suffer or not.
Tell me where your treasure is.
IN YOUR ARSE!
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How to pronounce the /R/ sound | American English Pronounciation - Duration: 3:38.
Hi! Today we're talking about the "r"
sound. And this can be one of the most
challenging sounds for speakers of any
language, but especially Asian languages.
And this sound is slightly different in
the British accent compared to the
American accent. In the American accent
our "r" sound involves more a closed
clenched mouth especially when it comes
at the end of a word. So let's go over.
Some examples would be: Run, Rap, Ripe
Roam. These are words with an R at the
beginning and I want you to feel in your
mouth as you practice these sounds, the
shape of your tongue. Start to gain an
awareness of your tongue and what it is
doing on the inside of your mouth.
The tongue should be shaped; if you notice my
hand, it should be curling on the sides
and the sides should be reaching up and
touching the area of the gums where your
gums meet your teeth. So it's not quite
the roof or the top of your mouth.
It's more of the sides of the top of your
mouth where your teeth meet your gums.
The sides of your tongue are curling up and
touching there. So there's a real curl
and everything is clenched down: R. I say
it reminds me of a dog growling "R".
Or maybe when an R is at the beginning of a
word it might remind you of a dog
barking: "ruff ruff". So think of that burst
of air when a dog is barking and
practice the word: "run run". So a dog
growling "r" and then a dog barking "run".
And let's practice a minimal pair.
A minimal pair is just two words that are
different by only one sound.
In Asian languages, it's common to
mistaken R for an L sound. So we are
going to compare "row" with "low". So with the
R sound the sides of the tongue are
curling and touching the gum ridge near
the teeth, and with the L sound the
tongue is coming up, touching right
behind the teeth and coming down. So Row
and Low, Row and Low. Ok, so this is a
challenging sound but be patient with
yourself. There are micro muscles, tiny
little muscles in your tongue in your
mouth and you need to practice to
strengthen those muscles. So it may not
be a sound that you immediately get
perfect like a native speaker right away.
But over time and over practice,
repeating these words and recording your
voice and listening to yourself and
making those adjustments, you'll get
closer and closer to the sound of a
native speaker. Now it's your turn to
practice. Thank you for watching!
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5 types de précipitations! - Duration: 3:01.
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Britain's Got Talent's Alesha Dixon admits 'everyone loves' Amanda Holden's nipples - Duration: 3:02.
Britain's Got Talent's Alesha Dixon admits 'everyone loves' Amanda Holden's nipples
Amanda, 46, is known for squeezing her curves into skintight outfits for her role on the ITV talent programme and often goes braless underneath her racy attire.
Former Mis-Teeq singer Alesha joked her fellow judge's eye-popping assets are stealing the limelight away from the show's contestants. "Amanda's nipples make an appearance every year on Britain's Got Talent and everyone loves them," she told The Sun.
The 38-year-old added: "They get so much attention it's so funny, even more than the acts sometimes." Amanda is notorious for eliciting outrage over her figure-hugging numbers, but it appears her fellow judges Alesha, Simon Cowell, 57, and David Walliams, 45, are rather fond of them and always ask the actress when she is getting her nipples out.
Alesha said: "We're like, 'When are they going to come out again?'. "Usually during the auditions she will be wearing a dress and she will get caught out in pictures.
It's a little bit of a joke now." For this year's auditions in Blackpool, Amanda turned heads when she arrived in a jaw-dropping jumpsuit which exposed her modesty.
Back on @bgt for night 3! Dress by @celiakritharioti Heels by @miumiu Jewellery by @yokolondonpearls. Styling by @angiesmithstyle assisted by @danniiwhiteman.
Hair and makeup @mrvermaak A post shared by Amanda Holden (@noholdenback) on May 24, 2016 at 11:37am PDT And the star has vowed to continue to flash the flesh after receiving a series of complaints for her saucy outfit choices.
Will people be complaining to Ofcom? I hope so, she told The Sun on Sunday, adding: I havent done my job if they arent. Promising to show plenty of skin for the live semi-finals, Amanda gushed: I cant wait to wear my dresses.
They are very flattering, very feminine and a few are… what you would expect. Britains Got Talent live semi-finals begin tonight at 7.30pm on ITV.
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krabby patty, here I come - Duration: 0:18.
Krabby Patty, here I come.
Eh.
I hope I don't miss again.
Reunited, and it's gonna feel SO good.
Try me, bitch.
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So, listen to me, chick,
I just saved you
and I won't be "noble",
You will accomplish a couple of tasks for me
and we're even!~
Oh, ok, I realized..
Ask what you want, but nothing indecent
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I want a moped :3
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DonJon Legacy DJL - S01E08 - FR (SUB : EN, GE, SP, IT, FR) - A fantasy series (série fantastique) - Duration: 3:47.
The Nastygnome
John, come on! Fucking wake up!
No, no, I didn't eat the kitten…
There is an intruder. Wake up!
What? It's one of your shitty jokes again.
I'm not bloody joking! I've seen him. He's got a battle axe.
It's a wood cutter. Looking for wood!
In a dungeon?
I don't want to get up anymore. Never again.
It's no joke! If you don't defend the heart of the dungeon, you might die.
What am I supposed to do?
The intruder, in blue, has already gone through the Creatures Room with Utz, in red.
He's moving towards the Demonist. She's in her room, there.
You can speak to her through this pipe. She will hear you from her wrist transmitter.
And what shall I tell her?
YOU're the Master. Tell her to attack! How should I know?
Demonist?
Yes, Master? I'm listening.
Is the pentagram fixed? Can you summon a demon?
I've already done it, but something has fucked up. Instead of a demon, a Nastygnome appeared and…
HEY, TART. WHO IS THE FAG YOU ARE TALKING TO?
It's a nasty gnome. It's unmanageable. It only does stupid things and insults people.
FLOOZY!
How have you called me? Say it again if you dare!
FLOOZY! FLOOZY! FLOOZY! FLOOZY!
FLOOZY!
Can't you simply send it back and summon something else?
No, I can't. It comes from the blood. The guy I took it from must not have been a virgin. His face looks familiar to me.
I've probably cop off with him actually. So the demonic planes have punished me by sending a Nastygnome. It's a curse.
Shit! Okay, listen to me carefully, Demonist. Please don't panic, but there is an armed intruder heading towards you.
Troll's piss!
If you can't help from there, you should meet us in the Heart of the Dungeon ASAP.
Ask the orc for assistance!
Trainer, an intruder will soon arrive at the heart of the donjon. We're already there with the Stagehand.
You must come and help us at once! The Witch is to join us soon, too.
What? Lilith is in danger? I'm coming!
I hope you have what's needed to hold the guy back because he's right behind me.
Is that your Nastignome? It's trembling with fear…
I CRAP ON YOUR SHOES, BIG SISSY!
It's really something...
He's coming!
Here you are.
Know that you're safe as long as you cooperate.
We do not intend to resist. We are...
FUCK YOU, TROLL FUCKER!
Alright, if you take it like that…
No, no! It's just that…
FUCK YOU, SHIT EATER!
Very well. That is settled. You gonna all snuff it. Now it's up to you whether you want to suffer or not.
Tell me where your treasure is.
IN YOUR ARSE!
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5 types de précipitations! - Duration: 3:01. For more infomation >> 5 types de précipitations! - Duration: 3:01. -------------------------------------------
How to pronounce the /R/ sound | American English Pronounciation - Duration: 3:38.Hi! Today we're talking about the "r"
sound. And this can be one of the most
challenging sounds for speakers of any
language, but especially Asian languages.
And this sound is slightly different in
the British accent compared to the
American accent. In the American accent
our "r" sound involves more a closed
clenched mouth especially when it comes
at the end of a word. So let's go over.
Some examples would be: Run, Rap, Ripe
Roam. These are words with an R at the
beginning and I want you to feel in your
mouth as you practice these sounds, the
shape of your tongue. Start to gain an
awareness of your tongue and what it is
doing on the inside of your mouth.
The tongue should be shaped; if you notice my
hand, it should be curling on the sides
and the sides should be reaching up and
touching the area of the gums where your
gums meet your teeth. So it's not quite
the roof or the top of your mouth.
It's more of the sides of the top of your
mouth where your teeth meet your gums.
The sides of your tongue are curling up and
touching there. So there's a real curl
and everything is clenched down: R. I say
it reminds me of a dog growling "R".
Or maybe when an R is at the beginning of a
word it might remind you of a dog
barking: "ruff ruff". So think of that burst
of air when a dog is barking and
practice the word: "run run". So a dog
growling "r" and then a dog barking "run".
And let's practice a minimal pair.
A minimal pair is just two words that are
different by only one sound.
In Asian languages, it's common to
mistaken R for an L sound. So we are
going to compare "row" with "low". So with the
R sound the sides of the tongue are
curling and touching the gum ridge near
the teeth, and with the L sound the
tongue is coming up, touching right
behind the teeth and coming down. So Row
and Low, Row and Low. Ok, so this is a
challenging sound but be patient with
yourself. There are micro muscles, tiny
little muscles in your tongue in your
mouth and you need to practice to
strengthen those muscles. So it may not
be a sound that you immediately get
perfect like a native speaker right away.
But over time and over practice,
repeating these words and recording your
voice and listening to yourself and
making those adjustments, you'll get
closer and closer to the sound of a
native speaker. Now it's your turn to
practice. Thank you for watching!
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Why people don't heal and how they can - Caroline Myss - Duration: 3:07.
why people don't heal and how they can
this is a book a best-seller
of Caroline Myss
Caroline Myss is an incredible woman
five-time New York Times bestselling author
and internationally renown speaker
I highly recommend to read this book of hers
but to those who have no time
I'd like to summarize in this video of mine
the main ideas and understandings
I got from her book
clinging to your wounds
is the reason we don't heal
using our wounds as excuses
to some present situations
or more than that
using our wounds to control
and manipulate other people
living in the past doesn't let us heal
every time you think a negative thought
or speak it out
it drains energy out of your body
being judgmental
drains energy out of your body
and when you get into energy debt
your body starts to be ill
now Caroline clarifies
that if someone is ill
is not necessarily because
he is a negative person
there are also genetic causes
or environmental causes
but many times
illness is caused by energetic debt
don't let your energy drain out of your body
just because someone criticized you
or because someone took your parking place
the way you get your energy back
is through forgiveness
through active forgiveness
forgiveness to those who never
even asked for it
how to forgive?
you need to force yourself
the funny thing about forgiveness
is that you don't want to forgive
you don't enjoy the idea of forgiving
until after you've done it
but after you will forgive
you will feel a huge relief
you will understand
how precious it is
stop asking why things happen as they do
give that up
chart a course to your future
and make sure that this course
is far away from your wounds
we have more than one
reality system available to us
we can have something traumatic
going on in our life
and still be ok
celebrate your life
stop wondering about
what should have been
would have been or could have been
remember that no one has the authority
over your future only you do
and one way to live a happy quality tomorrow
is by leaving a sad yesterday behind
so this is in short
the incredible Caroline Myss
if you liked my summary
please hit the thumbs up
and you are welcome to follow me
by subscribing to my channel
bye bye
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De kaldte hende for LUDER (They called her a WHORE) - Duration: 1:28.
Saturday night, I am out with some girlfriends
we just thought to have a nice evening out.
get something to eat, get something to drink, have great evening.
and we had, until this group of guys
who has some very strong opinions about my cloth
they yell at me
they try to kick, they call me a whore
and that makes me sad
that makes me really sad, because when I left the house, I didn't know I was wearing something wrong.
and I still think I didn't, because
I live in Denmark, and I am a modern woman
I can wear what I want, I can do as I want
I have my rights
Don't I?
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