This thing is 7 foot...
<MORGAN GROANS WITH EXERTION> Guys, don't try this at home.
<MORGAN SCREAMS MANICALLY>
Right guys, on the table below me, I have what could possibly
be the biggest gummy in the world.
Seriously, I went on a quest, looking around the internet, trying to find the world's biggest
gummy and I swear to you - this is the biggest one that I could find.
This is so big that I had to get it imported from America.
I don't even live in America.
So, as you can see down here, we have a box.
In this box is the world's largest gummy snake.
MUM: Do you need a knife, Morgan?
MORGAN: I'm going to have to get a knife, aren't I Mum?
Shout out to Mum on the camera.
I just kind of came at you with a knife there. MUM: Yeah, I was scared!
MORGAN: This stuff has been shipped from America so it's been packaged well.
Moisture safe refrigerant pack.
Guys - we've got a moisture safe refrigerant pack!
Oh my goodness! Mum - you'll never guess what. MUM: What?
MORGAN: Another moisture safe refrigerant pack!
Mum, hold on a minute... MUM: Yeah?
MORGAN: You're never going to guess what. MUM: What?
MORGAN: Another moisture safe refrigerator pack!
You'll never guess what. MUM: Another one?
MORGAN: No, I'm staring, like, almost in to the box.
MUM: Oh. Sorry, I thought you said that there was another one.
MORGAN: Yeah, yeah, there's no other...
Another moisture safe refrigerator pack!
MAN: Stop it.
Get some help.
MORGAN: Goodness, how many moisture safe refrigerator packs have we got?
We've got two more!
Look at all of the moisture safe refrigerator packs!
Oh my goodness.
I genuinely can't even begin to explain how heavy this thing is. MUM: Don't drop it.
MORGAN: Like, this thing...
I'm not even exaggerating, ways a fr***ing tonne.
OK - we're cutting the tape of the actual box.
This is when the suspense gets real.
<MUM GASPS> OK, are you ready for this?
I'm just, just going to try and pull it straight out.
<MORGAN GASPS> Oh my!
Oh my goodness!
<MUM GASPS> MORGAN: Are you kidding me?
Are you fr***ing..? Oh my...
<MUM LAUGHS> MORGAN: Oh my goodness!
I cannot... MUM: That's a big one, Morgz!
MORGAN: I wasn't expecting it to be that big!
Let's clear some space Mum, let's clear some...
<MORGAN GROANS> Oh goodness!
It almost broke the table!
Box - we no longer need you my friend.
Random wrapping - we no longer need you either.
All these moisture safe refrigerator packs, you know, I mean, I like them, but... they've got to go.
MUM: What a mess!
MORGAN: OK, now it's time for the main attraction.
This thing, genuinely, if I keep slamming it,
I think this is actually going to break your table, Mum: MUM: Yeah.
MORGAN: Oh my goodness!
Are you actually, like, joking?
Ohhhhh...
MUM: Oh my goodness!
MORGAN: Ooh!
MUM: Aah!
MORGAN: Yo, I am struggling.
I am literally struggling so much.
MUM: Oh, he's got proper eyes.
MORGAN: Look at the size of this fr***ing snake!
<MUM LAUGHS> MORGAN: Seriously - look at this!
Hold on. Is it longer than the table?
I think it might actually be, actually, longer than the table.
This thing is genuinely hanging off the side.
This is, this is longer than the table.
MUM: How long is it do you think? Six foot?
MORGAN: Shall we actually... MUM: ...Measure it?
MORGAN: Shall we measure it? MUM: Yeah.
MORGAN: Let's measure it.
Mum - have you got a tape measure?
MUM: There might be a yellow, a yellow one in that drawer. Look in the drawer. MORGAN: OK.
We got the tape measure.
Oh, oh no!
MUM: Crikey. MORGAN: OK, we're putting it on to his nose. We're going to try this again.
Oh.
Hmmm.
Watch this. MUM: Oh no.
Oh, oh, I feel like you're stabbing a live thing.
MORGAN: Watch this.
Am I a genius or what? MUM: You're a genius, Morgan.
MORGAN: Am I a genius or what?
<MORGAN SCREAMS> MUM: Ooh.
MORGAN: Oh, oh OK, I guess I'm not a genius. MUM: I bet that hurt.
MORGAN: OK Mum. Hold that. MUM: Yeah.
MORGAN: Keep a nice grip of it. MUM: Yeah.
MORGAN: We're going to measure this entire thing.
This thing is seven foot. MUM: Is it?
MORGAN: Seven foot.
Let go of it. I'll catch it.
Let go of it. MUM: It hurts when you twang it.
MORGAN: Oh, ho, ho!
This is a sweet!
A fr***ing sweet!
You eat that!
You eat that!
In here, right here, is a gummy Cola bottle.
This is a standard sized gummy Cola bottle next to this snake.
Like, seriously, can you...
Oh my goodness - right - mmmm, it still tastes good, though.
Now, if you guys would like a bite of this, like, I've bought this to eat it, obviously.
I'm going to start eating it in a minute.
But I don't think I can manage this entire thing so if you want a bite of this, literally, just leave a like on this video.
I'll, I'll mail you some.
I'll cut off the end and I'll, I'll just mail it to you.
Leave a like right now.
Mum, Mum do you want me to mail some to you, even though we, err...
MUM: Yeah, yeah, mail me some. MORGAN: ...Live, live in the same house. MUM: Yeah.
MORGAN: Got my knife.
Look at the size of the snake.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
MUM: No, Morgan. MORGAN: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? MUM: No.
MORGAN: I think we need, I think we need a bigger knife.
I've bought this knife for a reason, Mum.
I knew it would come in handy.
Guys - don't try this at home.
But yeah, we've got the tail.
Oh...<MUM GASPS> MORGAN: Oh..
MUM: Oh my goodness! MORGAN: Oh... MUM: Be careful!
MORGAN: This thing is actually putting up a fight, Mum.
I'm going to have to go for it a bit harder.
Here it comes.
<MORGAN CRIES> MUM: You're like Tarzan, Morgan.
You're like Tarzan! MORGAN: I can't...
<MORGAN GRUNTS WITH EXERTION> MUM: You're like the modern Tarzan.
<MORGAN CRIES> MUM: Go on! You can do it!
<MORGAN EMITS A DEEP, CRYING SIGH> MUM: Woah!
MORGAN: We haven't quite slain the beast yet but we've taken it's, err, private parts...
MUM: How much is it now, Morgan? Is it about six foot, now?
MORGAN: I'd say it's about six foot right now.
MUM: So it's lost a foot.
MORGAN: I'll tell you what - it tastes good. MUM: Does it?
MORGAN: Mmmm.
MUM: Don't eat it all! MORGAN: Mmmmm.
MUM: Save some for me.
MORGAN: Mum, do you want to try a bit?
Hold on, I'll feed it to you.
I'll feed you my snake.
You guys can't see this but...
MUM: Oh, oh! <MORGAN LAUGHS> MUM: My teeth hurt.
MORGAN: She actually got some, she actually got some.
MUM: I must be honest with you Morgan - no one has ever fed me a snake before.
MAN: That's what she said. <MAN LAUGHS> WOMAN: Michael!
MORGAN: Since I care about this table so much, I'm even going to get a chopping board.
OK, Mum - are you ready?
3... MUM: 2, MORGAN AND MUM: 1...
MORGAN AND MUM: Oh!
MORGAN: Oh!
Yo, thIs thing is hard, man! This thing is hard!
NARRATOR: One hour later.
<MORGAN SCREAMS>
NARRATOR: Two hours later.
NARRATOR: Three hours later.
MORGAN: Yo, oh my goodness, we're not even...
MUM: You're nearly there. You're nearly there.
NARRATOR: Six hours later.
MORGAN: Come on. MUM: Come on, you're going to...
MORGAN: Mum... Are you ready? MUM: Oh, you've cut his head off.
MUM: You've had its tail and now his head.
Oh, Morgan!
<MORGAN CRIES>
MORGAN: Yo, that's nice. MUM: You strange child! MORGAN: Mmmm.
See that perfectly round eye? MUM: Yeah, it's sweet.
<PHONE NOTIFICATION HEARD> MORGAN: Oh, thank you Facebook.
MUM: Are you going to nibble it off?
MORGAN: Oh goodness. MUM: Just checking.
Both eyes are gone - look at it.
But hold on, don't they say that snakes have bad eyesight?
MUM: No, well, that one does.
MORGAN: That... <PHONE NOTIFICATION HEARD> Facebook!
MORGAN: Mum, look at my new snake!
Mum, are you thinking what I'm thinking? MUM: It looks weird.
MORGAN: What does it look like?
MUM: I don't know - what does it look like?
MORGAN: A sperm cell.
MUM: Oh goodness, yeah! Don't hit me.
MORGAN: You see the end? MUM: Yeah...
<SNAKE IMPACT'S WITH MUM'S BODY> MUM: Do you think that that was really a good thing to have done?
Stop it now. Don't poke me with the snake.
There is your sword. Here is my sword. MUM: Yeah.
MORGAN: 3, 2, 1...
MORGAN: Oh goodness!
MORGAN: It must go on!
<MUM CRIES> <MORGAN YELLS> <MORGAN LAUGHS>
MUM: Stop it now! MORGAN: It's got violent!
So guys - I don't know if you remember the last, the last gummy worm video that we did
with the smaller gummer worm, when we tried to blend it and this happened...
MORGAN IN VIDEO: Oh!
MORGAN: Right, well now...
It's time for round two.
OK, blender time baby.
Here we go.
We're going to plug in the blender.
We're going to turn it on.
We're going to fr***ing slap it in like that and then we're just going to turn it on.
Oh, oh. MUM: Oh. MORGAN: OK, OK. Not the best start. We learn from our mistakes.
You know what they say? When it's not going well, you just add water.
Has anyone ever said that, Mum? MUM: No, Morgan.
MORGAN: They haven't, have they? Well, I, I said it so, you know...
Actually, Mum... MUM: Yeah. MORGAN: ...Hold on a minute.
Why would we have water when we could have Tropicana?
That is right.
That is right, baby.
Are you ready, Mum? MUM: Yep.
MORGAN: 3, <BLENDER MAKES LOUD, IRREGULAR NOISE> Oh, OK.
<BLENDER MAKES LOUD CUTTING SOUND> MORGAN: Oh, oh!
MORGAN: Oh, Goodness!
<BLENDER WHIRRING CONTINUES>
MUM: Oh no! MORGAN: That stinks.
MUM: You've burnt, you've burnt the motor out. Disaster.
MUM: It's burning. You best unplug it.
MORGAN: Mum, do you want to tell them what's just happened?
MUM: Well, we can smell burning.
MORGAN: We've burnt the motor again. MUM: Well, we haven't.
Somebody has...
MORGAN: OK, what we're going to do now is we're going to have a little bit of fun.
I'm going to put the remainder of this snake on the floor and we're going to let
Bruno in and see if he actually, like, recognises that it's a sweet.
I think he'll know that it's a sweet because, you know, he does love his food.
But if he doesn't, and he starts attacking it, it'll be the funniest thing.
And before you all start moaning at me that dogs can't have sweets - I, I know.
If he starts eating it, I'll just, I'll just take it away.
I'm a responsible owner.
I'm not, am I Mum? MUM: No.
MORGAN: I'm not at all, am I? MUM: No.
MORGAN: This has been my plan all along. "Accidentally" kill him through a YouTube video. MUM: Oh no!
MORGAN: Yep. MUM: That's shocking! MORGAN: I can't deal with him.
MUM: I know he's a nuisance but, Morgan, you can't kill him by death by snake.
MORGAN: OK, I'm joking, I'm joking. MUM: We all know.
Animal - I love him. I love him.
MUM: He's your only. MORGAN: He's my only... MUM: Only friend. MORGAN: Friend.
MORGAN: OK, the gummy's down there guys.
This is kind, kind of how the room's looking.
It's not exactly looking too good but we're going to let him... Oh man!
Oh my goodness! Here he is. The wild beast.
The wild beast is here.
Oh no. Wait - where's he going? Where's he going, then?
Oh my goodness.
Oh! MUM: He's scared. MORGAN: He's scared of it.
Is he scared of it? Mum, what do you think? MUM: Scared.
MORGAN: Isn't he. He's scared of it.
Are you licking it?
What do we do?
MUM: He's, he's a bit concerned. He doesn't like us... He thinks it's something on the floor for him to eat.
MORGAN: OK, Bruno, man. Bruno, I think, that's enough dude.
I think that's enough little guy.
Oh no. I think he likes it.
I think he likes it. <MORGAN LAUGHS>
He's so confused by the glass table.
Hey Bruno. How are you doing down there?
Wait. I think he's more interested in my camera.
Are you more interested in my camera? You are - aren't you?
You are, aren't you? <MORGAN CHUCKLES>
Well, that was unexpected.
He's really not having any of it, is he? MUM: No. MORGAN: He's not having any of it.
He doesn't want me.
Bruno. <MORGAN MAKES KISSING NOISES>
Look at him. He's literally...
MUM: He can't, he can't look at you Morgan. He's intimidated.
<MORGAN SIGHS DEEPLY> MORGAN: I get rejected by girls, get rejected by friends, I get rejected by, now dogs. Now dogs!
MUM: Oh dear. MORGAN: I'm putting him down.
Thought we were going to have a cute-out show, all was going to go well, but he won't even give me a peck. He won't give me a kiss.
<MORGAN SIGHS> Well, guys, that is where...
We're going to end the video.
If you've enjoyed, remember to leave a like on the video down below and also subscribe
to my channel because I, I am getting closer to 2 million and if you can subscribe, that
would mean the absolute world to me.
We're on the road to...
Basket.
Basket.
Ba... That's not... Basket.
Basket.
That, oop, eh. Basket!
Guys, leave a like on my video and subscribe to my channel down below.
We're getting so close to 2 million and if you could subscribe that would really help me out..
Guys, as always, I've been Morgz, you've been awesome...
You haven't been awesome! And, guys, I'll see you in my next video.
Peace. Out.
MAN: If you enjoyed the video, then remember to subscribe to Morgz's channel.
And don't forget to leave a like if you have a big penis!
<MAN CHUCKLES>
Thanks for watching.
Peace out.
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