Shit.
One shot one kill.
Oh the, OH, WOOW! Didn't mean to do a barrel roll there, holy shit.
*Laughs*
OH
NO!
NO!
OHH!
AWWWWWWW
get rekt, Jesse.
*Jesse is ashamed of himself*
That sucks.
We had a good thing going guys.
We had a great thing going.
It's alright, we'll pick it back up.
Getting my sniper, I think we need a better location than on top of a bridge like that.
Gotta, "snipe off" right now.
That looks like Opra!
Everybody gets a shot in the head!!
*Rip Opra*
Ohh... fuck me.
That's ridiculous...
'The fuck...?
What the... FUCK!?
Holy shit!
Dad?!
The... fuck, Dad?!
(Jeffrey Jr., outside the room): *Psychopathic laughter*
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! Why can't..?
*More laughter*
HELP!
*Cough*
What the fuck is this shit?!
Open the fucking door! What is this shit?!
(Jeffrey Jr.): You can't Jesse, you'll break the door! It's fine, just let it go! (Jesse): Dad!
Shit, fuck.
*More psychopathic laughter on the other side of the door*
Can I breathe this shit in?!
*Cough x1*
*Cough x2*
Fuck..
Fuck!
What the hell is this?
*Stressed breathing*
Juggies, Jeffrey just smoked out my room, are you guys seeing this shit?!
There's smoke everywhere. *Jeffrey's laughing outside the room*
REAL FUCKING FUNNY!
*Cough x1*
*Cough x2*
*Cough x3*
*Cough x4*
Fuck, fuck!
(Jeffrey Jr.): What'cha gonna do, come out the door? What'cha gonna do, hmm? (Jesse): You better watch out!
I'm gonna fucking come out the window, you bitch.
(Jeffrey Jr.): Do you even know how to opperate a screen? *Laughs*
Yeah I know how to work this shit.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET OUTTA HERE?!
Fucking...
(Jeffrey Jr.): Hey, looks pretty gassy in there! (Jesse): Shut the fuck up, I'm gonna kill you when I get out of here, look at my room!
YOU'RE RUINING ALL THE EQUIPMENT!
Fuck!
Fuck!
(Jeffrey Jr.): Are you okay? *Laughs* (Jesse): Come here, come here you fucker!
(Jeffrey Jr.): *Laughs* (Jesse): You really think that's funny, you bastard, infront of like 2,000 people?!
(Theresa & Jeffrey Sr.): Calm down! (Jeffrey Sr.): Jesse, calm down.
(Jesse): Look! Look around! (Jeffrey Sr.): Now I see!
(Jesse): There's smoke- (Jeffrey Sr.): You guys are always messing with each other! Knock it the hell off!
What, the, fuck?
(Jeffrey Jr.): *Laughing*
(Theresa): JT! (Jesse): What the fuck is this?!
*Crazy laughing*
Do you see this shit?!
(Jeffrey Sr.): Knock it off! (Theresa): That's smells so nasty.
You really gonna smoke out... come here you motherfucker!
(Jesse): Ow, you hit my camera. (Jeffrey Sr.): Knock it off! (Jeffrey Jr.): *Laughing*
Well, aren't you gonna do something about it?!
(Jeffrey Sr.): Yeah, unplug it whatever the thing is. (Jesse): Do you see this shit?!
He's like vapering my room.
(Jeffrey Jr.): Dude, what were you doing in there, doing bong rips and shit?
Shut the fuck up.
*Laughing*
(Jesse): What? (Jeffrey Sr.): Always messin' with each other.
Messing with each other constantly.
(Theresa): I mean come on, you're 20-something years old!
(Jesse): I'm just trying to stream.
(Jeffrey Jr.): "You're just trying to scream"? What are you screaming about?
(Theresa): And you! *pointing at Jeffrey Sr.* You need to stop too.
What do I need to stop for?! These freaks are doing it.
(Jesse): So that's it? He just gets away with it? He just gets away with it?
*Jeffrey Jr. touches Jesse's face*
(Jesse): Get that fucking shit out of here.
*Laughing*
(Jeffrey Sr.): Come on! (Jesse): That's it?
Unplug the damn thing or whatever it is.
My room's ruined now!
(Jeffrey Sr.): It isn't ruined.
It's gonna take, probably a fucking hour, I can't even open my door!
Look at this shit.
Look at this shit!
Do you wanna go in my room? Here, no look around the, look, look!
(Jeffrey Jr.): Don't be so cereal, Jess!
Shut the fuck up.
Turn that camera off.
Look. Look!
(Theresa): That's horrible!
Yeah, I probably shouldn't breathe that in, especially after mono, look at this shit.
(Jeffrey Jr.): Yeah, shit dude, probably shouldn't have broken that screen now should you? *Laughs* (Jesse): Do you see this?
(Theresa): *Gasp* (Jesse): Do you see that?
JT! OH MY GOD!
*Arguing in the backround*
[Woah, that guy on the road nearly died! :o]
Could you make him stop?
No, look.
(Theresa): No, look in- look in there!
Because he owes me money!
'Cause he owes me money for this shit!
(Jeffrey Sr.): Turn the ceiling fan on and open a window, you'll be alright. (Jesse): The window's already fucking open, this is the only way out!
(Jeffrey Sr.): Calm the hell down.
(Theresa): No... hold on, this is carrying it a little bit too far.
He's just trying to show off for a couple thousand people, he knew I was streaming tonight.
(Theresa): That's gonna take a long time to get out. (Jeffrey Jr.): Oh, a couple thousand wouldn't be watching you...
Now where's he gonna sleep tonight?
(Jeffrey Sr.): Turn the- turn the fans on and the open the windows.
*Sighs*
I mean what do I- turn off the stream? I just let down like a bunch of- like a thousand some people?
(Jeffrey Sr.): Alright, just open your door, would ya?
I don't even care about this, I mean he went out of his way to get two fucking fog machines.
(Jeffrey Jr.): *Laughing*
(Jesse): *Mocking Jeffrey Jr.'s laugh* (Jeffrey Sr.): All about the practical jokes.
(Jesse): Do you have scissors?
(Jeffrey Jr.): I had scissors. 'Til you fucked your screen and door up. *Laughs* (Jesse): Don't you fucking, don't even talk to me, don't even talk to me. I gotta air this shit out.
(Jeffrey Jr.): WOOOW! WOOOW, LOOK AT ALL THIS SHIT! (Jesse): "WOOOW, WOOOW, SO FUCKING COOL! It's fucking smoke! WOOOW!"
Oh look! You even got your fucking weights out so you can lift while you're waiting.
(Jeffrey Jr., surfer voice): Gotta keep that pump, bro.
I'll just let it out the window.
*Heavy exhale x1*
*Theresa, yelling at Jeffrey Jr.): It's ridiculous!
*Heavy exhale x2*
(Jesse): Yeah it really ridiculous, no shit!
I shouldn't... *cough*
Well, Juggies, this is, this is life right now.
Fucking got my room smoked out, I'm in the middle of a stream.
Hey! Everyone watching this shit, congrats! This is going on YouTube 'cause my brother's a fucking asshole.
There you go.
Hope you got your moment of fame dude!
(Jeffrey Jr., outside the room): *Laughs*
(Jesse): *Mocking Jeffrey Jr.'s laugh*
Puberty's coming for you soon, I fucking hope and then you'll get out of the house. How old are you again?
(Jeffrey Jr.): *Opens door*
(Jeffrey Jr.): Subscribe to BigBrudda! (Jesse): HOW THE FUCK DID YOU- How the fuck did you unlock that shit?!
You still got that key?! Holy shit.
(Theresa): Clean this up, right now.
(Jeffrey Jr.): Yeah, Jesse! (Theresa): No, you!
(Jesse): Thank you. Thank you! (Theresa): Everything's al- Everthing is gonna be on him!
You do!
(Jeffrey Jr.): Look what you did.
Just listen to her, dude *Slams door*
Just fucking listen to her.
Don't unlock my d-- *Jeffrey Jr. attempts to open door*
*Inhale*
*Heavy exhale*
This is life.
This is life, guys.
(Jeffrey Jr.): *Psychopathic laughter*
(Jesse): *Mocks Jeffrey Jr.'s laugh*
Yeah, could you do something Dad? Probably not.
This is why I don't prank him guys, this is why I don't fucking prank this guy.
(Jeffrey Sr.): Clean up this shit would ya? (Jeffrey Jr.): Yeah...
There he his! Wow! There's a father figure in the house.
*Locks door*
Alright, so let me do my stream in peace.
Sorry about that.
I gotta air this motherfucker out, I ain't breathing this shit in.
Okay.
Well.
Let me just finish this up.
This is why I don't prank Jeffrey.
'Cause he always has to cross the fucking line.
This is why I don't prank this guy.
'Cause, he has to fucking do shit... Do you hear me?
Can you hear me in here?
I know you can hear me.
You don't prank this kid 'cause he's immature as fuck and he'll just do, he'll just to anything.
And now as he has a YouTube channel he'll do whatever for hits so it's bullshit.
Somebody just said "Block the door with the couch." Yeah.
We can do that. Dad, can you help me move this shit?
(Jeffrey Sr.): What?
(Jesse): Can you move this- help me move this couch? (Jeffrey Sr.): To where?
To the- block the fucking door!
(Jeffrey Sr.): Why? (Jeffrey Jr.): JESSE!
So he can't get in here! He's tot-
(Jeffrey Sr.): He ain't going in there! (Jeffrey Jr.): Jesse!
(Jesse): No. (Jeffrey Jr.): Jesse!
*Knocks on door*
(Jesse): No. (Jeffrey Sr.): Open the door. (Jesse): No... The couch is here.
You're not getting in.
(Jeffrey Sr.): You' serious? (Jesse): I'm dead serious.
Yup, nobody's coming in here, I'm just gonna do my stream in- (Jeffrey Sr.): -your brother, he gotta stop this shit too, knock it off.
Yeah you don't have to tell me.
I'm just doing my stream now, alright?
And I'm keeping the window open so it airs it out so don't do shit.
*Sigh*
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