STEVE BANNON TOOK A SELFIE WITH A GUEST IN THE WHITE HOUSE, AND
UNFORTUNATELY THE SELFIE REVEALED HIS MASTER PLAN ON
A WHITEBOARD BEHIND HIM.
THIS IS A SELFIE WIT HRABBI SHMULEY, AND APPARENTLY BANNON
HAS THIS INFAMOUS WHITEBOARD IN HIS OFFICE WHERE HE WRITES DOWN
ALL OF THE PROMISES THEY MADE ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL, AS WELL AS
JUST GENERAL THINGS THAT THEY WOULD LIKE TO HAPPEN IN THE
WHITE HOUSE.
YOU CAN SEE A LITTLE CLOSER IN THE PHOTO HERE, OF SOME OF
THE THINGS.
IF YOU CAN'T READ THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE WATCHING ON A
COMPUTER, OR YOU ARE BLIND LIKE ME, HERE ARE SOME OF THE
THINGS THAT THIS WHITEBOARD SAYS.
IT SAYS, "REPEAL AND REPLACE OBAMACARE.
ELIMINATE THE ESTATE TAX.
SUNSET OUR VISA LAWS SO THAT CONGRESS IS FORCED TO
REVISE AND REVISIT THEM.
SUSPEND IMMIGRATION FROM TERROR PRONE REGIONS.
TRIPLE THE NUMBER OF ICE AGENTS.
BUILD THE BORDER WALL AND EVENTUALLY MAKE MEXICO..."
AND YOU CAN SEE IN THE 2ND PICTURE IT SAYS, "PAY FOR IT."
AND YOU CAN ALSO SEE, "SUSPEND THE SYRIA REFUGEE PROGRAM."
AND YOU CAN SEE ON THE PICTURE THAT THEY CHECK THEM OFF
WHEN THEY ARE DONE.
WHEN HE CATCHES A FISH, STEVE BANNON BITES THE HEAD OFF
RIGHT THERE AND HOLDS IT UP.
BLOOD SACRIFICE, AND THEN THROWS IT.
HE HAS REALLY TERRIBLE HANDWRITING, THAT'S THE
FIRST THING I THOUGHT ABOUT.
HE IS JUST LIKE SMIEGAL.
MY PRECIOUS.
THIS IS A FUN STORY ABOUT STEVE BANNON.
I WANT TO BRING ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT ALL OF THESE ARE
AWFUL, AND WILL AFFECT THE LIVES OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE, BUT
ALSO, LIKE HOW DUMB ARE YOU?
STAGED.
100% STAGED.
THERE'S NO WAY THIS IS AN ACCIDENT.
IT'S 100 DAYS, HE'S GETTING SO MUCH CRITICISM FOR NOT
ENCOMPASSING ANYTHING.
TRUMP RELEASES A 100 DAY ADD ABOUT HOW AWESOME IT IS,
AND AT THE END OF THE DAY HE WANTS YOU TO LOOK AND SEE
HOW MANY THINGS ARE CHECKED OFF ON HIS LIST.
AND THEN LET'S TALK ABOUT WHAT GETS TO GET CHECKED OFF ON
YOUR LIST.
ENDING IMMIGRATION FROM TERRORIST PRO COUNTRIES?
YOU TRIED, IT FAILED, IT STILL GETS A CHECK?
SHOULD IT BE AN X IN FRONT OF THE CHECK?
THEY CHECKED IT OFF WHEN THEY SIGNED THE EXECUTIVE ORDER.
SHOULD THEY CROSS IT OFF?
IT'S LIKE ME WRITING DOWN BECOME AN NBA SUPERSTAR, AND THEN
WRITING A CHECK NEXT TO IT BECAUSE I STARTED TRYING
WHEN I WAS 19.
YOU THINK THIS WAS INTENTIONAL?
EVEN THE FACT THAT THIS IS A PHOTO WITH A RABBI, HE IS ñ THE
MAIN PROBLEM WITH STEVE BANNON IN OFFICE RIGHT NOW, AND THERE'S
A MILLION DIFFERENT ONES, BUT THE REAL ONE IS I THINK HR
MCMASTER, AND ON TOP OF THAT, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY JARED
KUSHNER AND HOW HE DOESN'T LIKE STEVE BANNON.
THIS IS ALL IN HER WHITE HOUSE CHANNEL THAT BLOGS LIKE POLITICO
WILL FREQUENTLY COVER, AND I APOLOGIZE FOR MENTIONING IT ON
THE SHOW, BUT THAT'S SOMETHING THAT DC ELITES LOVE TO TALK
ABOUT.
AND THAT'S PART OF THE REASON WHY, STEVE BANNON'S ALLEGED, OR
VERY OBVIOUS ANTI-SEMITISM WHEN YOU LOOK AT PREVIOUS RECORDS ñ
OKAY, YOU GUYS HAVE CONVINCED ME.
THE ACTUAL BOXES CHECKED ARE, GET PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT I'VE
DONE A LOT OF STUFF, AND GET PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT I HANG OUT
WITH JEWS.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY FUNNY?
I GUESS THAT THE RELEASE FROM, WHERE HE SAID THAT WHOLE
ANTI-SEMITISM THING SPRUNG FROM, WHEN IT SAYS, I WOULDN'T WANT MY
KIDS GOING TO SCHOOL WITH WHINEY JEWISH KIDS, THAT WAS MY
HIGH SCHOOL.
WHINEY JEW, RIGHT HERE.
CAN WE PULL UP THE OTHER PHOTO?
DO I HAVE THE POWER TO DO THAT?
YES YOU DO.
THAT ONE.
LOOK AT HIS FACE.
HE'S JUST LIKE, OH GOD, I AM DEEPLY SADDENED BY THIS.
HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS IN SO MUCH PAIN.
HE CLEARLY IS A SAD SOUL, AND I AGREE WITH YOU GUYS THAT
THIS WAS PROBABLY PURPOSEFUL.
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