P: "-This is shit! He dies from the first hit from a flashlight..."
P: "-...even I survive a hit from a flashlight damnit!"
D: *Incomprehensible speech about snowballs*
D: "-Last time I hit some random woman in the head with a snowball and she instantly died."
D: "-This must be some kind of icy snowball n shit."
D: "-Oh cool I found something better than a helicopter!"
D: "-Or should I take a helicopter? I could fly back us with it.. whatever.."
D: "-I wanted to fly there with a Titan but then I was like meh..."
P: *Airborne noises* (Clearly he doesn't need any aircraft... HE IS AN AIRCRAFT)
D: "-What are you doing?"
D: "-I think it gives a basic 300 thousand something.."
P: "-I don't think it is doubled, because it gives a 420 thousand."
D: "-Alright then 150% shut up"
D: "-But even so...-
P: "-Don't rage it's your mission anyway."
P: "-You get around 400 thousand!"
D: "-That's why I hate it, they are coming now. Watch out for..."
D: "- lol They can't turn around in the snow.. whatever then"
D: "-In this case I haven't said anything!"
D: "-They hit each other and slipped away.."
D: "-Goddamnit! Whoa! That drift that I've just pulled!"
P: "-I didn't hold it together that was the problem... But these A-holes are coming!"
D: "-I'll shoot them!"
D: "-Only if I could hit them.. I'm lagging so hard..."
P: "-But... what the... You shoot him and he pulls you over!"
P: "-Now I have to go back.. thanks.."
D: "-You can come back up here, here."
P: "-It is a van dammit, and I'm sliding down to shit!.. Well bye then David.."
D: "-Fuck..."
P: "-Well eh.. you hear, come and push me up with something!"
D: "-Let's switch!, Hold on I'm coming down for you!"
D: "-Take this, until then I handle that"
P: "-Wait it is gaining grip now"
D: "-I'll stop them from going down for you.. cuz they are capable of pushing you further down."
P: "-It is okay now I have grip!"
P: "-Cuz the F-ing summer tyre set is on dammit.."
D: "-What!"
D: "-The car hit the other car and pushed it away like it wasn't even there, then it pushed me back then it went forward on!.. I was like: What the hell...?" (Talking about what lag looks like.)
P: "- I have to drift with the fkin summer tyre set.."
D: "- Meeh I don't like it... I hate it... MC Supply missions are so bad, they are just bad."
D: "-Honestly, they are just a bunch of shit."
P: "-That's why you buy bussinesses in the town, geijin...because that's in the city"
D: "-Yeah they are in the city and when you have to deliver the product outside the city that is better too?"
D: "-By the way... ...It is totally random, in the city sometimes you have to go to Tequi-la-la too."
D: "-It doesn't matter it is fully random."
P: "-That Tequi-la-la mission is a bullsh*t, because you can't use any kind of weapon.. but they can.."
D: "-Snowballs! It would be awesome to use snowballs. You go in and throw them at their heads."
D: "-Eeeeyaaah, that's it I'm dead..." P: *retard background laugh 1.0*
P: *retard background laugh1.1*
D: "-It won't stop!! Dammit.." P: *retard background laugh1.2*
P: "-Kurwa!"
P: "-I think we are on the wrong way..."
D: "-Wait, wait! He got out... Oh dammit!" P: "-He fell.. kurwa" *retard laugh 2.0* D: "-Throw him with a snowball! I can't... He will grab you!..."
*retard laughter 3.0*
D: "-I would use that shortcut.. Oh you used it."
D: "-Why are you going that way?"
D: "-I said it will be slippery when braking and accelerating..."
D: "-Where we're going we don't need brakes."
P: "-I just don't wanna jump down to the water."
D: "-It isn't a jump, you just have to roll down warily."
D: "-Where did you went down? You crazy, there was a ramp, a Fkin dirt road... You animal!"
D: "-There is a ramp and he drives over the fence!"
P: "- (F) Duck that!"
D: "-It spawned me in a garden again.. you can't come out of here.."
P: "-I take it then alright?" D: "-Take! And I hold him up until then!"
D: "-If he comes trough here, I put my M134 way up in his arsehole.."
P: "-What level this server is?.. 65.. then it's bullshit " D: "- The server??.. P: "-Then I drive away to the hell"
D: "-He will never ever catch up with you, just sayin... I'm here to make him very happy"
*muted*
P: "-I'll drive into some shady alley, hold on.." D: "- I switched to autosniper, cuz..." P: "-Dek he spawned right behind me!"
D: "-Yeah yeah, he will spawn near the car I think."
P: "-If traffic wouldn't be so retard.... and he kills him."
D: "-Yea he spawns near you.. He will spawn close to the car, because he is taking part in the event"
P: "-And I'm driving in an alley..." D: "-I'll just need a car to get back to you.." P: "-He left! He left!! D: "-That's all."
P: "-He says he will drive it 'till the event is over and he fkin dies already.."
D: "-No, you have to do it when.. You have to sit in ithe car 1 and a half minute later.
D: "-You can sit in it for 4 minutes, if someone steals it in the last second, he will win."
D: "-It's like musical chairs.. with cars.. and there is only one car."
D: "Maybe I can sit beside you, it says "Help" not "Steal" maybe I can.. stop there!"
P: "-You should be able, bcause we are in a CEO together, you fuck.. I don't give a damn about that this is a freemode event or not.. Yea.."
P: "- I could sit beside you Geijin"
P: "-I don't know whether you get money or not.. let's see..."
D: "-It doesn't matter you need money now.."
D: "-Go over her! hmmhmmm..."
*microphone blowing*
P: "-Throw some snowballs at me.. or at him.. fuckme.."
D: "-Kay, wait... Hold on.. Oh I scrolled over it..
P: "-Throw it fker!"
D: "-She (the character) doesn't even throw it where his hands are aiming!"
P: "-Hit the bithez! Hit the bithez!"
*crazy microphone blowing laughter*
P: "-And it was only 1 hit.. D: "-They died!.. they died from a snowball!.."
D: "- I got 2000$" P: "-Me too, that's it... And we have a golf cart"
P: "-And then I would close the door, and you couldn't jump out..."
D: "-What kind of doors? " P: "-Just shutup"
D: "-Oh dammit and I tried!"
*retard laughter 4.0*
P: "-Retarded... C'mon don't throw me, get in!
P: "-Wait I'll need some snowballs too!"
P: "-She doesn't wan't to pick up snowballs..Pick it up, cmon.."
P: "-Not me eh!" D: "-You avoided 3 of my snowballs!"
P: "-Wait, can I sit in the back too? No. I drive! Mine golfcart!"
P: "-Let's go Geijin!"
D: "-Aaaah, this music....."
P: "-Yes by the way.."
D: "-Snowball!"
D: "-50.cal snowballs..."
P: "-He is really nuts"
P: "-Get out!"
D: "-Wait lemme throw... If you throw a snowball at a car they will get out.
D: "-Oh... That wasn't a snowball!" P: "-Ooh.."
P: "-This Geijin... Oh that yellow car looks good.."
P: "-What?"
P: "-What?"
D: "-It is round.. but it isn't a snowball.."
P: "-Cops you geijin.."
P: "-Check out that drift I'm about to pull!... you... fuck...
D: "-I kept changing weapons and I forgot to switch back to snowballs!" P: "-Geijin..Oh god, he is geijin..."
D: "-Uh Uh Ohh, let's find a flatbed!"
P: "-Yes, I stole a sedan, come here!
D: "- I got your favorite kind of car!.. Oh no nonoononooo.. stop
P: "-Dek, the SUV.. don't bring it here.. come on get in.. Get in you lobster!"
D: "-Nonononono, come back here.. Nonononoo, Aahh... stupid cops..
P: "-I ran him over...bye"
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