Thursday, June 1, 2017

Youtube daily report Jun 1 2017

One of the first jobs I applied for

after delivering newspapers,

this was now the big time, I was 16,

I could make an hourly wage,

was at Mills Fleet Farm.

This is like a tractor supply kind of store,

and I wanted the job because it,

A: paid well,

and B: I could ride my bike and work my shifts.

And part of the interview process

was a fifty question honesty test.

And have you ever lied to get a job?

Well they would ask questions like:

Have you ever lied?

Have you ever stolen anything?

Have you, and this is my favorite,

have you ever watched a movie

where the criminal was so clever

you hoped he got away with the crime?

Well,

I was honest on the honesty test,

and when they asked if I had lied I said, "Yes."

When they asked if I've ever seen movies,

I'm like, "Of course, I've seen movies where

I wanted the bad guy to get away."

Ironically, I didn't get the job

because I was honest on the honesty test.

Being honest is a pretty essential quality

for human beings to have relationships.

In his book, Willard Harley writes,

and this is "His Needs, Her Needs",

These are one of the top two things

that a wife wants in a husband.

Even ahead of financial stability,

she wants a husband who is honest.

So what that means, she would rather have

a poor husband who is honest

than a rich husband who lies.

So there's hope.

Women are not the only ones who detest lying.

In the book of Proverbs, it tells us that

Why is that?

Because lying destroys relationships.

Have you ever tried to hang out with someone

who never tells the truth?

It's not very fun.

And it destroys, not only, the relationships

we have with people or with our spouse.

It destroys the relationship we have with God.

And so God says, 'Hey, I want you to be honest.

I want you to be completely forthright

with the lies you've told or

how you've bent the truth to make yourself look better.

Even if you've lied to get a job.'

God says, 'Be completely honest with me

because I already know.'

The fact that he already knows

what we've said and what lies we've had.

We can hear the truth from him.

And the truth is this.

Even though we've already sinned,

even though we've already lied,

God says, 'I forgive you in Christ.'

Now to tell the truth all the time,

you might not be able to get a job at Mills Fleet Farm,

but I guarantee our God will delight

when you come to him and tell him the truth.

And he'll delight to tell you the truth

that in Christ you are forgiven.

Let's pray.

Heavenly Father,

Help us always to tell the truth

no matter what the cost.

In Jesus name. Amen.

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For more infomation >> Let's Be Honest - Duration: 3:01.

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S'more the Merrier - Duration: 42:03.

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ROAD TRIP TO LOS ANGELES: SURF IN MALIBU - WattoSurf - Duration: 4:52.

Please

I you're having diarrhea

Do not think of swimming in the pool

Here's a clear sign that states so

It it's here, it must be because something happened...

Hello, GOOD MORNING!

Today we're heading South for the first time this year

well, actually not, we went to Ventura this past winter

and to Santa Barbara

but like we used to do for Memorial Day

it's a long weekend

we're going to head down to LA

to the Malibu area

and see if we can catch some waves

Well, there are 3 ways to get to LA from San Francisco

First one is Highway 1

which is the most famous

it goes along the coast

but it takes like 10 hours or so

it's gorgeous

you should do it at least once in your life

I used to do it once a year

but please, don't do it this year

because, I think 10 days ago or so

there was a massive slide

and the road is closed

and I heard it's going to take like a year to get fixed

it's a pity

but there are other 2 alternatives

one is the interstate 5

it is a straight highway, super boring

but it's the shortest way from Sacramento to LA

you might be able to get to LA from SF in 5 hours

if there is no traffic

I normally don't take it because it's too boring

I only take it when it's like a weekend trip

for instance when we went to Trestles or the Open of Surfing

this is a fast way to leave on a Friday and come back on Sunday

but otherwise, I don't take it

I normally take 101

which is where we are right now

it's also a freeway but some parts go along the coast

it goes through Santa Barbara

and now that we're heading to Malibu

it's actually faster than taking the 5

when you're around the Santa Barabra area

You can see Rincon and many other spots

and after Ventura I take Highway 1

through the Santa Monica mountains, which is beautiful

We are around Santa Barbara

Almost in Malibu

It's like 90 minutes left

and my friend has just called me

and apparently conditions are bad

that's why I brought the longboard

it's been a while since the last time I took it out

but I want to surf

particularly because I want to use the 3/2 suit

I'm so sick of the winter

let's see!

We are here ALONE

ALONE

3 people out!

So we've had a really fun session

not big, but we were out alone

it was amazing, I'm stoked

This poor guy... look at the drawing!

For more infomation >> ROAD TRIP TO LOS ANGELES: SURF IN MALIBU - WattoSurf - Duration: 4:52.

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Kolik pracovní síly z EU Britové potřebují ročně? - Duration: 6:49.

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GTA V clips and fails *Winter* edition (In June) 1st part - Duration: 10:16.

P: "-This is shit! He dies from the first hit from a flashlight..."

P: "-...even I survive a hit from a flashlight damnit!"

D: *Incomprehensible speech about snowballs*

D: "-Last time I hit some random woman in the head with a snowball and she instantly died."

D: "-This must be some kind of icy snowball n shit."

D: "-Oh cool I found something better than a helicopter!"

D: "-Or should I take a helicopter? I could fly back us with it.. whatever.."

D: "-I wanted to fly there with a Titan but then I was like meh..."

P: *Airborne noises* (Clearly he doesn't need any aircraft... HE IS AN AIRCRAFT)

D: "-What are you doing?"

D: "-I think it gives a basic 300 thousand something.."

P: "-I don't think it is doubled, because it gives a 420 thousand."

D: "-Alright then 150% shut up"

D: "-But even so...-

P: "-Don't rage it's your mission anyway."

P: "-You get around 400 thousand!"

D: "-That's why I hate it, they are coming now. Watch out for..."

D: "- lol They can't turn around in the snow.. whatever then"

D: "-In this case I haven't said anything!"

D: "-They hit each other and slipped away.."

D: "-Goddamnit! Whoa! That drift that I've just pulled!"

P: "-I didn't hold it together that was the problem... But these A-holes are coming!"

D: "-I'll shoot them!"

D: "-Only if I could hit them.. I'm lagging so hard..."

P: "-But... what the... You shoot him and he pulls you over!"

P: "-Now I have to go back.. thanks.."

D: "-You can come back up here, here."

P: "-It is a van dammit, and I'm sliding down to shit!.. Well bye then David.."

D: "-Fuck..."

P: "-Well eh.. you hear, come and push me up with something!"

D: "-Let's switch!, Hold on I'm coming down for you!"

D: "-Take this, until then I handle that"

P: "-Wait it is gaining grip now"

D: "-I'll stop them from going down for you.. cuz they are capable of pushing you further down."

P: "-It is okay now I have grip!"

P: "-Cuz the F-ing summer tyre set is on dammit.."

D: "-What!"

D: "-The car hit the other car and pushed it away like it wasn't even there, then it pushed me back then it went forward on!.. I was like: What the hell...?" (Talking about what lag looks like.)

P: "- I have to drift with the fkin summer tyre set.."

D: "- Meeh I don't like it... I hate it... MC Supply missions are so bad, they are just bad."

D: "-Honestly, they are just a bunch of shit."

P: "-That's why you buy bussinesses in the town, geijin...because that's in the city"

D: "-Yeah they are in the city and when you have to deliver the product outside the city that is better too?"

D: "-By the way... ...It is totally random, in the city sometimes you have to go to Tequi-la-la too."

D: "-It doesn't matter it is fully random."

P: "-That Tequi-la-la mission is a bullsh*t, because you can't use any kind of weapon.. but they can.."

D: "-Snowballs! It would be awesome to use snowballs. You go in and throw them at their heads."

D: "-Eeeeyaaah, that's it I'm dead..." P: *retard background laugh 1.0*

P: *retard background laugh1.1*

D: "-It won't stop!! Dammit.." P: *retard background laugh1.2*

P: "-Kurwa!"

P: "-I think we are on the wrong way..."

D: "-Wait, wait! He got out... Oh dammit!" P: "-He fell.. kurwa" *retard laugh 2.0* D: "-Throw him with a snowball! I can't... He will grab you!..."

*retard laughter 3.0*

D: "-I would use that shortcut.. Oh you used it."

D: "-Why are you going that way?"

D: "-I said it will be slippery when braking and accelerating..."

D: "-Where we're going we don't need brakes."

P: "-I just don't wanna jump down to the water."

D: "-It isn't a jump, you just have to roll down warily."

D: "-Where did you went down? You crazy, there was a ramp, a Fkin dirt road... You animal!"

D: "-There is a ramp and he drives over the fence!"

P: "- (F) Duck that!"

D: "-It spawned me in a garden again.. you can't come out of here.."

P: "-I take it then alright?" D: "-Take! And I hold him up until then!"

D: "-If he comes trough here, I put my M134 way up in his arsehole.."

P: "-What level this server is?.. 65.. then it's bullshit " D: "- The server??.. P: "-Then I drive away to the hell"

D: "-He will never ever catch up with you, just sayin... I'm here to make him very happy"

*muted*

P: "-I'll drive into some shady alley, hold on.." D: "- I switched to autosniper, cuz..." P: "-Dek he spawned right behind me!"

D: "-Yeah yeah, he will spawn near the car I think."

P: "-If traffic wouldn't be so retard.... and he kills him."

D: "-Yea he spawns near you.. He will spawn close to the car, because he is taking part in the event"

P: "-And I'm driving in an alley..." D: "-I'll just need a car to get back to you.." P: "-He left! He left!! D: "-That's all."

P: "-He says he will drive it 'till the event is over and he fkin dies already.."

D: "-No, you have to do it when.. You have to sit in ithe car 1 and a half minute later.

D: "-You can sit in it for 4 minutes, if someone steals it in the last second, he will win."

D: "-It's like musical chairs.. with cars.. and there is only one car."

D: "Maybe I can sit beside you, it says "Help" not "Steal" maybe I can.. stop there!"

P: "-You should be able, bcause we are in a CEO together, you fuck.. I don't give a damn about that this is a freemode event or not.. Yea.."

P: "- I could sit beside you Geijin"

P: "-I don't know whether you get money or not.. let's see..."

D: "-It doesn't matter you need money now.."

D: "-Go over her! hmmhmmm..."

*microphone blowing*

P: "-Throw some snowballs at me.. or at him.. fuckme.."

D: "-Kay, wait... Hold on.. Oh I scrolled over it..

P: "-Throw it fker!"

D: "-She (the character) doesn't even throw it where his hands are aiming!"

P: "-Hit the bithez! Hit the bithez!"

*crazy microphone blowing laughter*

P: "-And it was only 1 hit.. D: "-They died!.. they died from a snowball!.."

D: "- I got 2000$" P: "-Me too, that's it... And we have a golf cart"

P: "-And then I would close the door, and you couldn't jump out..."

D: "-What kind of doors? " P: "-Just shutup"

D: "-Oh dammit and I tried!"

*retard laughter 4.0*

P: "-Retarded... C'mon don't throw me, get in!

P: "-Wait I'll need some snowballs too!"

P: "-She doesn't wan't to pick up snowballs..Pick it up, cmon.."

P: "-Not me eh!" D: "-You avoided 3 of my snowballs!"

P: "-Wait, can I sit in the back too? No. I drive! Mine golfcart!"

P: "-Let's go Geijin!"

D: "-Aaaah, this music....."

P: "-Yes by the way.."

D: "-Snowball!"

D: "-50.cal snowballs..."

P: "-He is really nuts"

P: "-Get out!"

D: "-Wait lemme throw... If you throw a snowball at a car they will get out.

D: "-Oh... That wasn't a snowball!" P: "-Ooh.."

P: "-This Geijin... Oh that yellow car looks good.."

P: "-What?"

P: "-What?"

D: "-It is round.. but it isn't a snowball.."

P: "-Cops you geijin.."

P: "-Check out that drift I'm about to pull!... you... fuck...

D: "-I kept changing weapons and I forgot to switch back to snowballs!" P: "-Geijin..Oh god, he is geijin..."

D: "-Uh Uh Ohh, let's find a flatbed!"

P: "-Yes, I stole a sedan, come here!

D: "- I got your favorite kind of car!.. Oh no nonoononooo.. stop

P: "-Dek, the SUV.. don't bring it here.. come on get in.. Get in you lobster!"

D: "-Nonononono, come back here.. Nonononoo, Aahh... stupid cops..

P: "-I ran him over...bye"

For more infomation >> GTA V clips and fails *Winter* edition (In June) 1st part - Duration: 10:16.

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DIY - Plantes aériennes | décoration de tillandsia suspendue - Duration: 4:37.

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How to make linguine pasta | Fresh homemade pasta - Duration: 6:30.

Hello everyone, let's see how to prepare linguine.

Ingredients: semolina flour (200g/7oz), water (15cl/5 fl oz) and salt (a teaspoon).

The dough must be hard.

This pasta type cooks in a few minutes.

I hope you enjoyed my video, until next time!

For more infomation >> How to make linguine pasta | Fresh homemade pasta - Duration: 6:30.

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Perché la tolleranza non funziona? - Duration: 4:55.

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ROAD TRIP TO LOS ANGELES: SURF IN MALIBU - WattoSurf - Duration: 4:52.

Please

I you're having diarrhea

Do not think of swimming in the pool

Here's a clear sign that states so

It it's here, it must be because something happened...

Hello, GOOD MORNING!

Today we're heading South for the first time this year

well, actually not, we went to Ventura this past winter

and to Santa Barbara

but like we used to do for Memorial Day

it's a long weekend

we're going to head down to LA

to the Malibu area

and see if we can catch some waves

Well, there are 3 ways to get to LA from San Francisco

First one is Highway 1

which is the most famous

it goes along the coast

but it takes like 10 hours or so

it's gorgeous

you should do it at least once in your life

I used to do it once a year

but please, don't do it this year

because, I think 10 days ago or so

there was a massive slide

and the road is closed

and I heard it's going to take like a year to get fixed

it's a pity

but there are other 2 alternatives

one is the interstate 5

it is a straight highway, super boring

but it's the shortest way from Sacramento to LA

you might be able to get to LA from SF in 5 hours

if there is no traffic

I normally don't take it because it's too boring

I only take it when it's like a weekend trip

for instance when we went to Trestles or the Open of Surfing

this is a fast way to leave on a Friday and come back on Sunday

but otherwise, I don't take it

I normally take 101

which is where we are right now

it's also a freeway but some parts go along the coast

it goes through Santa Barbara

and now that we're heading to Malibu

it's actually faster than taking the 5

when you're around the Santa Barabra area

You can see Rincon and many other spots

and after Ventura I take Highway 1

through the Santa Monica mountains, which is beautiful

We are around Santa Barbara

Almost in Malibu

It's like 90 minutes left

and my friend has just called me

and apparently conditions are bad

that's why I brought the longboard

it's been a while since the last time I took it out

but I want to surf

particularly because I want to use the 3/2 suit

I'm so sick of the winter

let's see!

We are here ALONE

ALONE

3 people out!

So we've had a really fun session

not big, but we were out alone

it was amazing, I'm stoked

This poor guy... look at the drawing!

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