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Uh, thinkin' out loud Who's the sexiest at UChicago right now?

Hard to roast Andrew for somethin' other than the drinking Who made him president when he doesn't do a thing

Pretty seniors are you here? Are you here right now, huh? You gon' all disappear right now

Look, you're gettin' all your jobs and you're gettin' into schools

And you're leavin' all your friends, are we clear right now, huh?

Who let Shaun Tan into trading? He's a kid, that ain't gonna change

It's just a G team thaang He's good at Word Streak, not the stock exchange

Like a matchmaker New ships, John got a dozen of 'em

Apart from Cait, homeboy's got no lover He could probably make a living off of watching Arthur

Whoop! Talkin' away with this Senior Roaster Fresh heat and flaws, man they gotta love it

Yeah, they all get what they desire from it What, tell them seniors we ain't hidin' from it

Yo, thinkin' out loud You must think that we be way too savage right now

But I ain't talkin' just to trash on y'all's record With all of your flaws, turn to God, for the record

Man, Emily's chasing mad rolls of dough But she watches TV with no self-control

Checkin' out The Bachelor, that's the goal Ask her why she do it, she don't tell a single soul

Pretty seniors, wassup? Is ya here right now? You a stand-up or is you in your chair, right now?

Uhh, do ya hear me? How can we go on without dissing Fandi

Don't get too close she's a little bit scary Though I think that she's from Canada in theory

Yo, Lucy's got a ton of facts she could list But she's not that funny, if I'm honest

Raging Raisin? Wouldn't recommend it And I ain't taking that back, cause I meant it

Yeah, thinking' out loud, That's louder than I've heard Sunwoo talk in a while,

Homework computation, wanna learn how to do it? Sunwoo studies math, but in physics we compute it

Man, this a secret you can't tell a single soul, I heard that Bowen Bao is still a single soul,

Econ consulting tryna get some of that gold, Shoulda been a trader if you wanted that payroll

My seniors, wassup? Is you here right now? First year had dozens, are they here right now, huh?

Bill do you hear me? Grad students get paid no money!

Back to Singapore he's returning, In America he talk kinda funny

Oops, if I offended, only sorta meant this, Y'all should take a joke cause that's what friends is,

I'll miss you guys more than I intended, But I ain't takin' this back, 'cause I meant it

Uh, I'm thinking out loud, But not as loud as Cissy when she acts all proud

For traveling to Israel and Japan just once, Acting like an expert as she babbles on for months

And I used to think that Piggi had a sports career, Til he got two eggs annihilated by Sophia,

You would think that guys who never talk should be nice, But this guy helps computers rob poor families of their rice

And Oliver's got fewer friends than rooms at his home, It makes a lot of sense that most of you out there don't know him,

And Andrew Wang is plainer than the Great Kansas grass, But not as lame as Lucy's sharing personal those fun facts,

Somebody teach Gloria when she needs to shut her mouth, Or teach John to make friends who aren't first year girls in South

Seniors, there's a pattern: you aren't socially adept, And maybe that's the reason there are so few of you left

Real Seniors Wassup

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''Dude, You're The David Blaine of Languages'' ((LEVEL-UP)) - Duration: 24:39.

((MANDARIN)) Are you Chinese?

((MANDARIN)) Do you speak Chinese?

((MANDARIN)) Yes, I can speak

((MANDARIN)) This place seems to have a lot of people from various places

((MANDARIN)) That's right

((MANDARIN)) He's a student

((MANDARIN)) He's a student

((MANDARIN)) Everyone here is a student?

((MANDARIN)) Oh yea?

((MANDARIN)) In this city?

((MANDARIN)) Oh, New York

((MANDARIN)) Where are you originally from?

((MANDARIN)) Where do you originally come from?

((MANDARIN)) Where am I from? I come from Jilin

((MANDARIN)) This is my first time running into someone from there

((MANDARIN)) I've never met anyone from there before

((MANDARIN)) Oh, you've never been to Ji lin before

((MANDARIN)) No, I mean I've never met anyone from that city before, because usually...

((MANDARIN)) Because usually I meet people from Beijing, Shanghai etc..

((MANDARIN)) Goodbye, thank you

((MANDARIN)) Goodbye

***NIG, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN THAT YOU CAN SPEAK CHINESE! FOH***

**JUST KIDDING, GUYS*** LMAO!!!

((MANDARIN)) I have a question

((MANDARIN)) What language is this song?

((MANDARIN)) Is it Taiwanese?

((MANDARIN)) Mandarin?

((MANDARIN)) No

((MANDARIN)) He's Taiwanese

((MANDARIN)) Yes, that guy is originally Taiwanese because I've heard it before, but it seems that the language is different.

((MANDARIN)) That's Mandarin

((MANDARIN)) That's Mandarin?

((MANDARIN)) Yes

((MANDARIN)) I couldn't recognize it

((MANDARIN)) He's from Taiwan

((MANDARIN)) Right, he's from Taiwan

((TAIWANESE)) ''You don't love me''

((MANDARIN)) I know

((MANDARIN)) That's 'Wu yue tian'

((MANDARIN)) Yes, that's them

((MANDARIN)) Wow, you speak Mandarin

hahahahahha

((MANDARIN)) Thank you

((MANDARIN)) Hey, I have a question for you

((MANDARIN)) Have you ever taken a test for Chinese?

((MANDARIN)) No, I'm self-taught

((MANDARIN)) There's a song that foreigners can listen to for testing their Chinese

((MANDARIN)) Do you know Jay Chou?

((MANDARIN)) I don't know

((MANDARIN)) You don't know Jay Chou?

((MANDARIN)) A test?

((MANDARIN)) Testing your Chinese by listening to his song

((MANDARIN)) Because even a lot of Chinese people can't keep up with his song

((MANDARIN)) I'm not very familiar with a lot of songs

((MANDARIN)) But this one is special, I know it well

((MANDARIN)) How are you today?

((MANDARIN)) You're OK?

((MANDARIN)) You should smile more

((MANDARIN)) Smile a bit more

((MANDARIN)) You seem to not be so happy

**IT'S TIME TO GET PAID**

**I WAS TALKING TO MY TWITCH FOLLOWERS**

**FILLIPINO RESTAURANT**

((TAGALOG)) Do you speak Tagalog?

((TAGALOG)) I learn Tagalog and some other languages

((TAGALOG)) I learn Tagalog and some other languages like Chinese, Japanese....

''What the fuck are you?''

LOLOLOL!!!

((TAGALOG)) I'm a teacher

((TAGALOG)) Because I have my own business at home

((TAGALOG)) For example, Chinese and Japanese..

((TAGALOG)) But my best language is Chinese

((TAGALOG)) I've learned Chinese for a long time so I speak it better

((TAGALOG)) My name is Moses, but my nickname is rat

((TAGALOG)) My nickname is rat

((TAGALOG)) Rat?

((TAGALOG)) Are there many Fillipinos working here?

((TAGALOG)) Her?

((KOREAN)) You speak Korean?

((KOREAN)) Yes, I can speak!

((KOREAN)) I can speak Korean and Chinese

((KOREAN)) Japanese

((KOREAN)) Where did you learn from?

((KOREAN)) I learned from Ohio State University. That's where I graduated.

((KOREAN)) You are good

((KOREAN)) You are really good

((KOREAN)) What?

((KOREAN)) You are really good

((KOREAN)) Thank you

((KOREAN)) Have you ever been to Korea before?

((KOREAN)) Yes

((KOREAN)) I've been to Incheon...... **I COULDN'T REALLY HEAR HER AT THE END**

((KOREAN)) But

''Did you start from kindergarten?''

ROOOOOOOOOOLMFAAAOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

((MANDARIN)) What's your name?

((MANDARIN)) What's your name?

((MANDARIN)) My name is Mark

((MANDARIN)) Mark?

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Krispy Kreme voted best doughnut shop in (unscientific) WDSU Facebook poll! - Duration: 1:44.

RANDI: GUESS WHAT?

TODAY IS KELLY'S FAVORITE

HOLIDAY, NATIONAL DOUGHNUT DAY.

HERE AT WDSU WE DID SOME DIGGING

TO SEE WHERE YOU LIKE TO GET

DOUGHNUTS FROM.

THE CHOICES WERE BUTTERMILK DROP

BAKERY, DISTRICT DONUTS, KRISPY

KREME, TASTEE DONUTS, BAKERS

DOZEN AND WE ALSO GAVE YOU GUYS

AN OTHER OPTION.

AND THE WINNER WAS KRISPY KREM

WE DO HAVE A 21% OTHER.

MANY OF YOU LISTED SEVERAL LOCAL

SPOTS THAT YOU LOVE TO GO TO

INCLUDING DADDY'S DONUTS

, DOUGHLICIOUS DONUTS IN HAMMOND

, BLUE DOT AND MR. RONNIES.

CHARLES: THEIR INTERESTING.

BRING SOME DONUTS TO THE OFFICE.

PERCENT OF AMERICANS SAY -- 51%

OF AMERICANS SAY THEY THINK MORE

HIGHLY OF PEOPLE WHO BRING THEM

INTO THE OFFICE.

56% ARE IN LOVE WITH THEM WHILE

JUST 3% SAY THEY REALLY DON'T

CARE FOR THEM.

>> CHARLES, WHAT CATEGORY ARE

U.N. ECHO CHARLES: I LOVE

DOUGHNUTS -- CATEGORY ARE YOU

IN?

CHARLES GEOEYE LOVE DOUGHNUTS

BUT I CANNOT HAVE DONUTS.

-- CHARLES: I LOVE DOUGHNUTS BUT

I CANNOT HAVE DONUTS.

>> THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE.

>> MY DROPS?

>> WE DID GET THE DROPS.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS BETTER.

>> CHOCOLATE COVERED IN

SPRINKLES.

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Episode #113 Boat Explodes at our Marina! - Duration: 14:22.

a boat exploded at the marina that we're at!

a couple were filling up their 32' motorboat at the fuel dock here at the marina

and suddenly there was an explosion

they both could have been killed but the woman was able to jump off at the last minute

there was also a dock worker who was actually operating the gas pump

and thankfully none of them were hurt

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6 of the Coolest New Species Discovered in the Last Year - Duration: 5:43.

Around this time every year, we get to tell you about some of the weirdest, coolest creatures

discovered in the past 365 days.

There are about 18,000 new species discovered every year, and around the end of May the

International Institute for Species Exploration puts out a list of the

top 10 most intriguing ones.

This year we wanted to highlight six of the species on that list, including an amazingly

leaf-like katydid, a curiously bloody tomato, and even a swimming centipede.

So, let's dig in!

First up: does this spider remind you of anything?

It looks an awful like the sorting hat that put Harry Potter in Gryffindor, which is why

the discoverers gave it the species name gryffindori.

Although, you might have some trouble trying on this real life sorting hat, given that

it's less than a centimeter long.

I guess you could put it on your head.

It's a spider, though...

While this spider is not magic, its unique shape helps protect it from predators, allowing

it blend in as just another dead leaf in the mountainous forests of southern India.

It's so new to science that we've only found one of this species -- entomologists haven't

even tracked down a male yet.

Another fellow top-tenner with impressive camouflage is this Malaysian katydid.

Katydids, aka bush crickets, are known for their stunning feats of mimicry, but the females

of this species take the cake... or at least the pink icing.

Not only does the middle section of its body look almost identical to a leaf -- down to

the green veins -- but its back legs sport flat projections that also look like two other,

smaller leaves.

When it's sitting on top of the red flush common to many rainforest plants, this new

species of katydid easily looks like an extension of the foliage.

Weirdly, though, the bug was spotted precisely because it was lounging on a branch with green

leaves... so researchers aren't quite sure what to make of this pink creature.

They're thinking that maybe they just caught the katydid in a lucky off-moment?

Or the coloring could even be a warning signal.

...Like this horrific fruit would be to anyone with the courage to take a bite.

Actually, at first the fruit's flesh would be a mild-looking pale green.

But within two minutes, air oxidizes it to a terrifying blood red, in a fast-tracked

version of the process that turns apple slices brown.

Wait a few more minutes, and the fruit will look totally charred, no fire necessary!

This so-called bush tomato grows... where else?... in the northern and western parts

of Australia.

Botanists have actually known about this tomato for half a century, but it wasn't until

this year that scientists realized it should be its own species.

And if you're wondering what it tastes like, similar fruits are known to be very salty,

although no one seems to have tried this one yet.

Can't imagine why.

Another surprise for scientists this year was the Sulawesi root rat, which is the first

rat of its type that doesn't feast entirely on meat.

It's small and slender, and actually kind of cute.

Look at that face!

It lives on a single large island in Indonesia, where all of its closest relatives just eat

insects.

This adorable rodent, though, adds more to its diet: it also gnaws on roots.

Based on this rat's genetic and physical similarity to its fellow rodents, mammalogists

suspect it might have evolved to its current omnivorous state from a carnivorous ancestor

-- a never-before-seen development with these rats.

Up next, a massive freshwater stingray that calls just one place on the planet home -- the

Tocantins River in Brazil.

This fish is the 25th member of a genus of so-called 'black stingrays,' which are

mostly dark brown or black on their backs, with ornate yellow-to-orange spots and patterns.

The stingray can grow to be over a meter wide, and tips the scales at 20 kilograms, so scientists

gave it the species name "rex," which means "king" in Latin.

This new king stingray is one of more than 100 species that are only found in the Tocantins

River.

One reason why so many unique creatures live there is that the river system is full of

waterfalls and rapids, which can isolate animals and promote the creation of new species.

The last top 10 organism we wanted to highlight is this lovely Southeast Asian centipede,

which, strangely enough, was named for a waterfall.

An entomologist on his honeymoon in Thailand first stumbled upon it when he lifted up a

rock looking for cool bugs–like entomologists do… on their honeymoons.

Much to his surprise, the centipede then proceeded to dive into a nearby stream, swimming a bit

like an eel.

It's the only centipede we know of that's happy wet or dry.

Researchers suspect the centipede lives mostly on land but hunts aquatic insects at night.

And it is just as nightmarish as other centipedes: it's both venomous and carnivorous.

But even though you might not want to encounter this centipede, or wear it as a hat, it's

at risk because of humans.

Its preferred habitats next to rivers and waterfalls are popular tourist spots, meaning

this terrifying creepy crawly might not be around for long.

And while it's fun to go through this list every year, that is the bigger message here.

For each of the strange and amazing creatures we discover every year, there are many more

that we lose forever because of habitat destruction and climate change.

In fact, the Institute estimates that over the next 300 years, we'll lose 70% of all

existing species.

So let us celebrate our newest members of scientifically described species, and try

to protect the ones we don't even know we have yet.

I'm curious which one of these species you think is the coolest, you can let me know

in the comments below.

And for more of this week's science news, check out our video on SciShow Space about

how the Juno space probe's first findings are already totally changing the way we think

about Jupiter.

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Phentermine Success Stories: Chrissy, Bride-to-be - Duration: 2:18.

My name is Christine Hill, I am 28 years old, and I was asked to explain my experience with phentermine.

Since I started phentermine I have lost fifty pounds

which is amazing to me because before that, I could barely lose 10 pounds…

as you can tell it's time to go shopping because some of my clothes are getting way too big.

I am a full-time college student, I work a full-time job

And I am planning a wedding;

I'm getting married on October 7, yeay!

So, I know anyone can do it

I don't have any children, so I know with adding on children that is a busier schedule

and I do know a lot of people that do have children and are on phentermine so don't use as an excuse

that you're too busy or you don't have enough time

Because if I can plan a wedding, go to college, keep a 4.0 GPA and work full time

I promise you: you can do good with phentermine.

One of the side effects is dry mouth

and after a month or so it does go down a little bit

but you're gonna need to drink your water. A lot of water.