It had to be a cow.
Couldn't be like a dog or something that isn't 10,000 pounds.
Come on! Can you just help me, dude?
I'm doing all the work here, man.
- Push! Push! Come on! - Jason, it stepped on my foot.
Pull yourself together.
Just tie it to the bench
- and let's get out of here, please. - Cow seems unhappy, huh?
Well, it shouldn't be unhappy, because I just milked her.
Him.
- You just milked him. - This is a him?
- Was it one udder? - Yeah.
Yeah, that's not an udder, dude.
I was gonna say, it was actually kinda weird.
It was really big, and I had to use two hands.
It didn't...
Stop. We will never discuss this again.
That'd be great.
Cops!
The cops are coming.
Beefcake, hide!
What? I'm sorry, Beefcake!
Whoo!
Yeah!
Damn!
Whoa!
Okay.
Come on.
Whoo! Yeah!
Whoa!
Whoa!
You know, I don't think we're ever gonna understand each other.
Just when I think you've done the dumbest thing you could possibly do,
you find something even dumber and you do it.
Thank you.
I promise you, this is not the moment to be a wiseass.
And I know you think it's noble that you didn't rat out your friends.
I acted alone. Beefcake and I had a connection.
Yeah, that's funny. You know what's not funny?
This was supposed to be your season.
I had scouts coming to every game.
You could have written your own ticket. Now it's all gone.
Now you gotta come here every Saturday
for the rest of the year just so you can graduate!
With all these other weirdos and criminals.
Yeah.
Like you said, we'll never understand each other.
One play left in the entire game.(CoolestClips4K)
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