Youtube daily report Aug 1 2017

Oh, hello Ugly Bob!

Hello Terrance, hello Phillip

My God, you're looking hideously ugly today, Ugly Bob

How come you guys say stuff like that?

Because you're goddamned ugly, Bob

I know, but-

Ugly Bob, your face looks like somebody tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver

I can't help how I look

Besides, it's not what's on the outside that matters, it's what's on the inside

No it isn't!

Arrgghh, Brian!

Browser history, clear it!

Don't...

Don't take me to a Black doctor...

Stop, get off me!

Yeah, that's what your mom said last night!

I-it's a holocron!

Fucking nerd

So I'm gonna measure your penis,

and then I'm gonna measure my penis,

and we're gonna see whose is bigger

Doesn't really seem fair

Alright, let's see what ya got!

Why don't you think of me as a cool uncle?

Yeah...

Your coolest uncle...

I think we can all agree that shit just went sideways in the most colossal way

Well maybe not THE most...

Do you know her?

Oh, right, cuz all aliens know each other

Yeah, racist

Ooo, are we watching a movie?

The lab results are back

You've tested positive for nymphomania

Oh no, what should I do?

Take two of these and call us in the morning

(Zipper pulls, sexy music plays)

Well now that's not going to help her nymphomania, it's only going to exacerbate it!

Look at your men

Now back to me

Now look back at your men

Back to me

I am not your men

I'm flipping you off

Oh, come on!

We're in a fight!

Thank you...

Uh, sorry, what was your name again?

Rodney

Thank you...

Asshole

Y-you're, uh...

You're not gonna rape me, are ya?

Of course I'm not gonna rape you

I'm gonna make you fall in love with me

(Gollum voice) They goes up but they won't comes back down!

What did you say?

(Normal voice) I asked if you wanted to buy some weed

I-I said it in a weird voice so your dad wouldn't hear

But now he did

So you blew the deal

(Gollum voice) It was good weed, Steveses

Try not to tell me what to do

Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down!

Save your appetite!

And don't think I haven't noticed you've already had two drinks

You're like all the worse parts of a girlfriend

HOLOCRON: We'll be right back with more "Laverne and Shirley"

But I want it NOW!!!

Hey, are you guys gonna feed us any time soon?

Nah, sorry, we're doing meth stuff now

I'll eat that

You JUST got clean

He's dead

Dead, but not unreachable

(Excited gasp) Like Gandalf the Grey when he came back as Gandalf the White!

(Sighs) Oh, son...

Every day with you is a punch in the nads

I'd like you to leave right now

And I'd like you to give me your pants, because we're so obviously the same size

Look at this place, there is not a thing around

Yeah, yeah, the closest town to here is my ass!

MAUL: And that place is a hole!

(Both laugh)

Ah, we have a good back-and-forth, you and me

(Chuckles) I've had better

OH, OH, DISNEY WORLD!!

DISNEY WORLD!! DISNEY WORLD!!

OH, OH, I WANNA GO TO DISNEY WORLD!!

AH, OH, DISNEY WORLD, DISNEY WORLD!!

AHH!! AHH!! AAAHHH!!!

If you FUCKING tell anyone about this,

I'm gonna deny it, bro

I-I'm doing as you said D.P.

I plan to gut him like a Tandoori fish,

then dump his carcass on Gita's doorstep!

I did NOT tell him to do that!

Absolutely not!

It got lost in translation!

Dopinder, this is NO WAY to win Gita's heart back!

(Whispers) I'm so proud of you

(Loudly) Drop Bendhu off safe and gentle-like

(Whispers) Kill him

(Loudly) And then win Gita back!

The old-fashioned way, with your boyish charm!

(Whispers) Kidnap her

Aarrgghh!!

What did you learn?

You just fit it in when you have free time

Wherever you are, wherever you can

There's semen on this floor

Did somebody order a hot-ass bitch and this lady?

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Hãy Nói Yêu Khi Hoa Hồng Nở - Kris [Lyrics] - Duration: 3:20.

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INFANTE | C.PICA - Isto é Movimento - Duration: 3:00.

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Half-naked babe LAUGHS at bloke's manhood after he whips it out mid-date - Duration: 2:23.

Half-naked babe LAUGHS at bloke's manhood after he whips it out mid-date

The date turned X-rated very quickly for former strangers Jessie and Jackie during a live dating show. Broadcast on Aussie radio station KIIS FM, the blind date saw the frisky pair stripping off in front of each other.

But for some reason, Jessie decided to cover his modesty using the most bizarre object imaginable for the Kyle and Jackie O Show segment. "Do you like tennis?" the cocky bloke asked his date before dropping his robe.

Suddenly, Jessie was left in hysterics as stunned hosts Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O Henderson couldn't believe their eyes. "Whats he got there?!" Kyle shouts into the microphone, before adding: "He's got a tennis ball on the end of his k***.".

SURPRISE: Jackie was not ready for Jessies big reveal.

The man had – for an unexplained reason – decided to sellotape a tennis ball to the end of his penis. "You're not impressed?" Host Jackie asked the bewildered dater.

The other Jackie responded: "It's just fascinating." But it didn't seem to put the busty babe off for too long, as the pair started practically getting it on inside the radio studio not long after.

The steamy moment led to a gobsmacked Kyle saying: "That's more than a peck, that's full on. "He's taking her on the producer's desk.. SHOCKED: It was clear Jackie was not expecting the surprise.

With Jackie adding: "They're definitely going to get it on after this." It's not the first time a naked dater's manhood has stolen the limelight during one of the naked dates.

A similar situation earlier this year left one man with a very bruised ego.

For more infomation >> Half-naked babe LAUGHS at bloke's manhood after he whips it out mid-date - Duration: 2:23.

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アニメ | BLシチュエーションCD『黒薔薇の館　第参夜』が「ポケドラ」にて2017年7月31日よりダウンロード販売開始！　配信限定トラックも収録！ | アニメ の最新・人気情報を - Duration: 1:32.

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Edgar Wright's "Hot Fuzz"

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ملخص عرض راو الأخير بتاريخ 1/7/2017 [مترجم باللغة العربية] - Duration: 31:09.

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Learn How To Improve Your Health With These 5 Books on Nutrition - Duration: 3:33.

We've all at some point or another in our lives wanted to get into better shape.

Maybe it's to lose some weight in time for summer vacation, or just to feel more healthy

in general.

But, living a healthy life is easier said than done.

There is so much information and advice out there, that some times it's hard to know what

works and what doesn't.

And some of it doesn't make any sense at all.

What did I just watch?

That's why we at Blinkist have come up with 5 books to help you improve your health, each

in their own way.

Take a look and decide what's best for you.

Want to live a long and healthy life?

Well, if you're eating meat and dairy, your chances of living longer are limited.

So, what should you do?

Follow the advice of nutrition expert Dr. Michael Greger and eat a plant-based diet,

full of fresh fruits and vegetables.

Learn more about living as long as you can in the blinks to How Not to Die.

Butter in your coffee?

Seriously?

Apparently, switching out milk for butter in your coffee will get you three times the

amount of antioxidants.

In the Bulletproof Diet, Dave Asprey teaches you how to hack your body to optimize your

health, lose weight and increase mental functioning.

How?

Maintain a diet with the right proteins and fats and learn to exercise and sleep in the

most effective way possible.

How does losing 20 pounds in just 40 days sound?

Then it's time to start eating like a caveman!

Check out the wild diet and learn why it's time to drop modern foods, like refined sugars,

starchy carbs and industrially farmed meat.

Replace them with the meals our ancestors would have eaten.

Organic meat, fresh fruits and vegetables, and nuts.

Having trouble sticking to a diet?

Then Mindless Eating by Brian Wansink might be for you.

Mindless Eating dives into the psychology of how we eat.

For example, if you take two equally sized portions but put them on two differently sized

plates, the portion on the larger plate will appear smaller, thus leaving you less satisfied

after eating.

Now you know why restaurants often serve on larger plates.

They're trying to get you to order more.

And finally we have Go Wild by John Ratey and Richard Manning.

It provides a timely look at why humans shouldn't be sitting in front of a computer all day.

Evolution did not craft our bodies and minds for today's sedentary lifestyle.

Our move from wilderness to cubicle, is likely responsible for our susceptibility to a number

of new diseases.

So stop staring at your screen and go outside and get some exercise.

Check out the key insights from these titles and more on the Blinkist app.

And start living a better, healthier life.

For more infomation >> Learn How To Improve Your Health With These 5 Books on Nutrition - Duration: 3:33.

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Rizq Be Baha izafa Ka Wazifa in Urdu | Ameer Hone Ka Wazifa in Urdu By Kamran Sultan - Duration: 3:48.

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