Hey everybody!
Welcome back to top 10 gaming - the channel where we list off all things video games,
and often the more ridiculous fandoms that come along with it.
Looking at you, Sonic fans.
Today we're back at it again with Roblox stories - no, not sad ones this time around,
but SCARY ONES.
S*** IS ABOUT TO GET SPOOKY.
Also, disclaimer - I know jack s*** about Roblox, so just like our Roblox Saddest Stories
list, this is basically a reaction video making fun of Roblox stories.
You've been warned.
S*** gets real stupid.
10 Letters YOU KNOW IT'S A SCARY STORY WHEN YOU IMMEDIATELY
START OFF WITH A JUMP SCARE!
FFS.
The concept behind this one is that three girls decide to play with a ouija board and
exclaim OMG a bunch of times until some little girl named Bella starts communicating with
them - also side note, NOT HOW A OUIJA BOARD WORKS, hands gotta be on that thing, shit
don't just move on it's own.
C'MON ROBLOX BE A LITTLE MORE ACCURATE, YOU AINT GETTING NO EASY SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEVE
FROM ME TODAY.
They then are like alright that's enough to then immediately be like nah let's talk
to the dead little girl's spirit again, to which they're all super surprised that
she responded EVEN THOUGH SHE LITERALLY RESPONDED LESS THAN A MINUTE AGO.
The lights flicker, drawers open themselves, then they all go out on the patio and start
blaming one another because these girls are all the exact same character, basically.
They go back into the house and there's a demon playing the piano, so what do they
do?
GO BACK INSIDE BECAUSE THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
They burn the ouija board and the demon is all like :say hello to satan for me" and
burns down the house with them inside, which seems like a bleak AF way to end this.
9 Guest 666 - part 1 So what I've learnt so far from Roblox SCARY
STORIES is that just like ROBLOX SAD STORIES, THEY'RE JUST ROTTEN WITH BULLYING AS A PLOT
POINT.
Jeez.
Talk about beating a dead horse.
So naturally, Guest 666 starts off with a healthy dose of BULLYING.
So some kids get slaughtered by what appears to be a floating Roblox figure coming down
a dark hallway.
BUT DON'T WORRY BECAUSE IT IMMEDIATELY CUTS BACKS TO BULLYING except this time its by
some body building she hulks with bad hair.
Then there's a scene in a classroom and the teacher looks like a pimp, and this chick
Emily hasn't gone home and is reading some book about a genetically mutated guest who
I guess is the evil being that we saw earlier?
I don't know, the background music is tonally misleading.
Then Emily gets bullied some more and the Guest 666 dude guy shows up and starts murdering
the bullies by tossing this one chick up against the side of a car.
Then everyone at school the next day is like YOU KILLED THAT GIRL and Emily gets bullied
more and there's multiple parts to this that I'm not watching so MOVING ON.
8 Super Scary Sleepover OMG look it's a super fun sleepover HOW
EXCITING pillow fights yay!
Here's hoping all four of these girls get murked.
The phone rings and OH LOOK, this is a bad rip off of Scream - they didn't even try,
you guys.
But just when you think we're gonna get a childish parody of Scream, it becomes THE
RING.
But before you can even process that, some ghost girl shows up and theres like a 5 second
rave in their bedroom and no one seems to be really freaked out so they decide to go
to bed and THEN the story becomes paranormal activity I think?
I mean COME ON IF YOU'RE GOING TO RIP SOMETHING OFF AT LEAST STICK WITH A SINGULAR TITLE,
DAMNIT.
Anyway, it ends with a bunch of people showing up and throwing a party in their living room
and then Jason shows up and I don't really care anymore.
7 The Sad Truth About Bloody Mary LOOK, IT'S A SCARY ROBLOX STORY MASHED UP
WITH A SAD ONE.
How could I ever resist?
So this is supposed to be the story of bloody mary, who we learn is not a folklore legend
with roots dating back to AT LEAST the early 20th century, OH NO.
BLOODY MARY IS A PRETEEN GIRL FROM THE 2000s WHOSE DAD WAS AN ALCOHOLIC.
She also apparently sleeps with her backpack on.
Also there's a bratz doll in this whose one of her classmates and a whole lot of emphasis
on whether or not the apple Mary brought to school was organic?
Anywho, Mary skips class and a bunch of girls including the brats doll find her in the bathroom
and hug her to apologize for being mean BUT INSTEAD STAB HER which like, really escalated
to be honest.
Then flashforward and some random girls are saying bloody mary into a mirror and mary's
ghost shows up and locks them in and everything is anti-climatic.
Fun stuff.
6 Don't Look Back So this horror story just jumps RIGHT IN,
and a family with a daughter named Jo is hanging outside her family's moving truck when some
other little snotty brat comes up to her and is like YOUR HOUSE IS HAUNTED and Jo (S Club
7) is all like yeah okay whatever.
Then it cuts to them all unpacked and they're like WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DID ALL THIS
UNPACKING but the apartment is pretty much empty.
The Jo takes a shower, hears some noises, and her and her snotty brat friend decide
to hang out and go up into her room WHICH IS MASSIVE FOR A TEENAGER AND TWICE THE SIZE
OF THEIR LIVING ROOM.
Sorry, there's a real lack of realism going on here - ALSO WHAT IS GOING ON WITH EVERYONES
HAIR IN THIS.
There's a knock at the door and no one is there, and then the lights shut off and Jo
and snotty brat friend freak out.
Then I think Jo goes to sleep and sees a ghost or something?
It's a little vague.
Then she sees another ghost in their MASSIVE F**** BATHROOM and her parents aren't home
and she freaks out some more so her and her friend go to the park and Jo is all like I
SEE GHOSTS but then wakes up she keeps hearing noises and then we jump back in time and Jo
is a little girl now?
But not really because teenage angsty Jo is also in the room and the little girl replaced
her?
I don't know.
WAIT WHERE DOES NOT LOOKING BACK FIT INTO ALL OF THIS?
5 Kate OOOO this one starts off with a disclaimer
THIS VIDEO IS RATED PG 13 CONTAINS BLOOD VIOLENCE OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE.
This ones another story about people moving into a new house.
Bullies, crap parents and new houses seem to be the common motifs.
Anyway, the Mom kinda sucks and the daughter Kate is all like I HATE MY NEW SCHOOL because
some like bitch calls her a scrub.
And after school these bully girls DROWN KATE in the school toilet because obviously they
realized she sucked from just one day of class with her.
Kate because undead and starts quoting Saw and then brutally murders most of the kids
and then one of them throws a knife in her eye AND THEN IT'S THE END.
4 Amy What's with naming these scary stories after
basic white girl names?
ANYWAY ITS ANOTHER FAMILY MOVING INTO A NEW HOUSE and a reluctant teen named Amy who hates
her parent for having her lose all of her friends and make new ones!
Apparently characters in this video can teleport?
JUST LIKE THE LAST ONE theres a scene where Amy's the new girl and her classmates all
suck and immediately decide to hate her.
The kids at school photoshop Amy into a really bad photoshop picture and then they bring
her to the bathroom and dunk her head into the toilet AND THEN IT CUTS TO HALLOWEEN NIGHT.
The bullies decide to go to Amy's house, they apparently break in and AMY LOSES HER
SHIT and starts going on a killing spree.
Which somehow turns her into a demon?
And the cops show up and she's gunned down but then it's revealed that it's not actually
Amy?
BUT PSYCH AMY JUST STAGED IT AND WAS TOTALLY BEHIND IT EVERN THOUGH NONE OF THAT SECRET
REVEAL STUFF MADE ANY LOGICAL SENSE ALRIGHT OKAY BYE NOW AMY.
3 Knock Knock This SCCCCAARRRY STORY opens with several
intrusive angles of a mom giving her daughter cookies that I guess is supposed to be expositional
dialogue about her dad?
It cuts to the title card
2 Babysitting YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE SCARY WHEN THE FONT
ZOOMS IN AND IT'S ALL SCRATCHED UP AND SPOOKY LIKE.
So two disgruntled parents are going away for the weekend and leave their kid with a
babysitter who, after they tell them to not let their kid go up to the attic, he responds
with "yeah, whatever".
I'm sorry, but RED FLAG NUMBER ONE RIGHT THERE.
Sure people make stupid choices in horror films all the time but AT LEAST TRY HARDER
TO WRITE MORE CONVINCING DIALOGUE.
And then we get a better look at the babysitter and OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU EVER LEAVE YOUR CHILD
ALONE WITH SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT.
Then the kid Niyuki disappears a bunch and then goes up into the attic and the babysitter
follows, and Niyuki is lying on the floor with her eyes gauged out bleeding, and the
babysitter is like whats up and she's like IMMA KILL YOU NOW and then there's a 'to
be continued' title card BECAUSE OF COURSE IT WILL.
1 Under the Bed I don't think I quite understand the premise
for this one.
We start off with a kid and presumably his teacher but maybe mother - he calls her mam
which could either be a typo for m'am or for mom but let's hope it's not the latter
because that's just pathetic - the two of them are waiting for the bus which doesn't
come so the kids like CAN I COME STAY AT YOUR HOTEL which I'm sorry, if she's your teacher,
thats fucking weird.
If she's your mom, WHY IS SHE AT A HOTEL AND WHY DO WE HAVE NO CONTEXT?
Anyway STRANGER DANGER TEACHER MAM takes him to her hotel room which has the most lavish
high ceiling for a hotel that I've ever seen so I'm sorry, if you're a teacher
how the hell are you affording that?
Anyway, the kid sleeps on the floor which is odd, wakes up this mam individual at 2am
CAUSE HE WANTS TO GO OUT AND EAT - which, dude, not much is gonna be open man.
That's a bad choice logically speaking.
STRANGER DANGER SUGAR MOMMA MAM is all like nahhh we got ramen but the kid is like F THAT
LETS GO OUT.
They go out and the kid is like nah I'm not hungry anymore.
I saw a man under your bed.
And STRANGER DANGER MAM LADY is all like WTF and he explains with, I quote, "As soon
as I changed my head position I saw his creepy smile and immediately wake you up" and we
get this wonderful flashback from hell.
AND THAT'S WHERE IT ENDS.
Just like that.
Ugh.
There we have it friends.
Are you scared?
Did all those scary stories spook you?
Do you feel like you should check under your bed before you sleep because a strange man
with a face that looks like it crawled out of a bad MS Paint meme job is gonna be there
lurking?
Let us know all of your thoughts in those comments below!
Or don't.
We both just watched a bunch of roblox horror stories so really, there's probably not
a whole lot going on up there.
SHRUGS.
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