Hey everybody!
So it's been a few months since I've done an Adam and Eve unboxing video, so we're back
for another one.
If you've been subscribed to me for a while, you may have noticed that every few months,
Adam and Eve sends me a box of sex toys, and I like review them and talk about them and
just generally have a chat about sex.
And thanks to Adam and Eve sponsoring this video, that's what we're doing again today.
If you don't wanna hear about sex and sex toys and stuff, this is probably not the video
for you, but, let's be honest, a lot of ya'll could probably benefit from some good sex
toys, let's be real.
But yeah, let's get into unboxing some sex toys in a video i like to call This Is Definitely
Gonna Be Demonetized And Also Age-Restricted.
It's annoying because demonetized means there just won't be ads on it, but age-restricted
means you'll have to sign in and prove you're 18 or older to watch the video, which is so
annoying, this isn't like explicit, this could even be classified as like educational.
because I'm telling you about sex toys and what you can do with them, it's not meant
to be like ~pornographic~ or anything.
Anyways, let's look at some sex toys, and remember that if you like anything here, you
can go to adamandeve.com and use the offer code RILEY to get 50% off of almost any one
item, and free shipping in the US and Canada.
Alright, let's see what we got here.
First up, we got the Touch, Extreme Vibrations.
How do I get in here?
This is the cutest little vibrator.
Look at that.
I love it.
It's so sleek.
Look at her.
Aw, do the thing.
Focus on the sex toy, not me, there you go.
Look at her she's so pretty.
And it's USB rechargeable, which I prefer so much to like battery-powered sex toys.
Is she charged right now?
No, she is not charged.
But it feels really nice, it's a good little size.
I'm liking this vibrator so far.
Oh my god, massage wands.
These things are the fucking best.
This one is called Sasha, the Endless Flexible Massager.
Ooh, this one's nice.
It has like a lot of weight to it, and it's way bendier than like other wands are.
Usually they're like stiff right here and then they just kinda bend at the head, but
this is like, bendy all over.
This one is also not charged, but yeah, I bet -- it looks like it vibrates on both ends,
does it?
Yeah, it has a motor in this end, and a motor in this end.
And all the controls are like right here on these three buttons.
Advanced silicone flex technology.
Submersible and 100% waterproof.
Silent.
Body-safe.
Nice!
Alright, let's see what it has to say about this.
"Sasha is a very nimble toy for couples that is designed with precious, making it crave
to fulfill your deepest desires.
We have used a new technology to develop this medical-grade silicon toy.
It gives Sasha softness and endless flexibility.
So it will comply perfect to the shape of your body.
The two super quiet yet powerful 10-speed motors will provide satisfying vaginal and
clitoral stimulation that will work even in the deepest of waters.
Because of its ergonomic shape, it is also perfect for partner play, and you will both
love this unique experience.
When you and your partner are done, simply connect it to the included USB charger."
Thanks, Sasha.
This is honestly great, and if you haven't seen my other videos, you should know that
vibrating massage wands are not just for people with vaginas.
If you have a penis, you should try one of these out at least, like some kind of wand massager.
They will probably change your life.
But I do love this, it's like a nice small, really soft vibrating wand that actually has
it on both sides, that just, that seems really fun.
Oh we have so many double-ended massagers, this one's definitely double-ended, the Joystick
Rechargeable Wand.
Dang, this one is much longer than the other one.
And one head is like significantly larger than the other, oh and this one has a charge.
Whoa!
Yup, she's going.
Damn yeah that gets pretty vibrate-y.
And it is super flexible.
This seems like a really fun one to have between couple because it's so long and flexible that
you could really like get creative with it.
It's also just very much like a baton like I feel like I'm playing, err -- racing in
track, and I'm just like -- you have to hand the baton on to the next person.
Or I could just like twirl it around -- woo, woo!
Pfftt, haha.
What does it say about, this one?
Play together with the rechargeable couple's vibrator that doubles your shared bliss.
With separate motors at both ends and an ultra flexible silicon shaft, you can both ride
waves of multi-speed vibration at the same time.
And it's submersible, so you can use it in the bath.
These are really just, these are all coming in real handy.
Ah, I love it.
Okay, what else do we have?
The Silicon Rechargeable Three-Point Prostate Massager, I feel like I may have seen this
in one of my other videos, so I hope I don't say the exact same thing I said in the last video.
So this one is billed as a prostate massager, so if you have a prostate, you can insert
this part, and then this is like a perineum massager.
The perineum if you don't know is the space in between your anus and where your genitals
basically start, I mean it's all kind of your genitals but like before where the scrotum starts.
So you're really getting vibrations like all over the place.
And if you haven't tried prostate stimulation before, you might want to look into it.
You could start with like smaller toys than this and kinda work your way up to it because
this is a little bit big and it's got so much vibration that I feel like it could be overwhelming
if it's like your first time doing prostate stuff.
But, definitely work your way up to this, and this could be really pleasurable for you.
I feel like I'm in like a Western and this is like the little revolver.
Oh, nope.
Good thing I'm not in a Western.
Woop, pah!
Mm, no.
*loud clanging noise* -- alright, maybe I should stop doing that.
Next is the... we're just gonna call you the Satisfyer.
Okay I'm not gonna lie this is like pretty cool packaging.
This looks like some little sci-fi thing that like sits on the desk of someone in a dystopian
movie and then like starts to take over the world.
Oh but it's just a shell, it just opens up like that.
Oh and she is very squishy.
Wow there is so much going on here.
Oh, there's like a thing inside of it -- yep.
Oh is the whole thing coming out?
Oh, there we go.
Okay, hahaha.
There's like a little stick inside of it, I guess like holding it together.
I feel like maybe I shouldn't have taken off its little sci-fi shell thing.
It just looks like a turtle without its shell, like it just looks very awkward.
Now we're gonna put you back in there.
What is this?
Does this little end come off?
Oh, okay yeah so that makes more sense, so this end is where you put your penis in if
you have a penis, and then -- whoops -- there's a little open area at the end that you can
like close or open depending on like how much suction you want.
And there's also -- you can push on the sides and there's little air holes, so you can control
like the level of suction that's going on.
Some of these toys for people who have penises like don't have the suction controls as much.
So that's nice to see here.
Also it's just like a fun design.
You know, as usual it's like soft and squishy, which is great.
But you'll definitely still have to like use lube and remember to clean it a lot.
But it's very easy to like get out of this container so it'd be very easy to clean.
Some other ones it can definitely be like more difficult to clean them, just cause they're
so like encased in something.
And some others I feel like they try to look like weirdly realistic.
Like a vulva or a like lips, and this is just more of like a amorphous kinda blob thing,
which, idk, seems less creepy to me.
Anyways, if you have a penis, um, and you like these kinds of toys, this seems like
a fun one to check out.
Alright, and last we have the Badass Booty Vibe.
Ooh, that's fun.
Oh, it's like stiff, like you can move it and then it kinda stays in that direction.
It's got this little ring hole on it so you don't lose it.
She vibrate?
Is she on?
Does she have power?
*clicking noises*
This really, this looks like someone's wand, is it Dumbledore's wand?
Is it the Elder Wand?
This is definitely a Harry Potter wand, for sure.
Voldemort's wand?
Mm, I need to look it up now.
This is absolutely the Elder Wand.
If you've seen the Elder Wand in Harry Potter, it's literally just this.
It's like straight with little bumps along the sides.
So, if you wanna fuck yourself with an Elder Wand, for all you *true* Harry Potter fans
out there!
So it says, "Give your backdoor pleasure a major rechargeable boost with this anal vibe's
ultra flexible and beaded silicone shaft makes it easy to tease or go deep.
Ten powerful vibration functions send booty-rocking pleasure right where you crave it.
When you're nearing climax, hit the power boost button to activate ten seconds of concentrated
turbo-charged vibration, guaranteed to drive you over the edge.
And its sleek chrome-accented grip handles like a dream.
Clean up with hot water and Adam and Ever toy cleaner.
Cool, that's a really smart idea, having the little boost thing, and I do love the little
ring, so that -- cause you need to make sure that when you have anal toys they have some
kind of like ring or something on the outside that flares so that it doesn't get lost up
in there.
And its ability to like stay kind of curved is really nice cause you can make it go how's
most comfortable for you.
So, we have the badass booty vibe, we have the joystick rechargeable wand, we have Sasha.
This is just, is this a bi flag?
Have we just made a bi flag out of sex toys?
Wait no, the purple goes in the middle.
there you go.
Pink, purple, blue.
Bisexuals, come get your sex toys.
Um, we also have the prostate massager, the satisfyer -- oh, can I hold all these at once?
-- and, the touch extreme vibrations.
Voila!
Sex toy unboxing complete!
But if you think you might like any of these, feel free to try them out, there's no shame
in trying out sex toys.
They can be for masturbation or they can be for having sex with your partner, or you could
just like, idk, need a baton for your next track and field meet.
Or a wand for... taking over the world?
Is there like, an invisibility cloak sex toy somewhere?
But if you liked any of those, remember that you can go to adamandeve.com and use the offer
code RILEY to get 50% off of almost any one item and free shipping in the US and Canada.
Thank you so much for watching, and I'll see you next time!
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