- Hey everyone!
So, as you can tell from the title of this video,
today I'm going to be playing Fortnite
while unboxing a bunch of sex toys.
I know that sounds really weird
but, I'll think it'll work? maybe?
I don't know, I just wanted to do something
different while I was unboxing the sex toys
and I thought Fortnite would be really fun.
I know it might seem like I'm just mashing
a couple of really popular things together,
but I really do love Fortnite
and I've been playing a few times
where I've tried to sneak around and hide for a bit,
so I wanna try doing that while unboxing the sex toys.
If you haven't played Fortnite, or you haven't heard of it,
you don't know the rules, don't worry.
I'll explain it to you in a little bit.
And if you're just interested in some sex toys,
hang on 'cause we're gonna be
talking about some pretty cool ones.
And if you see anything you like during this video,
you can go to adamandeve.com and use the offer code
RILEY to get 50% off of almost any one item
and free shipping in the U.S. and Canada.
So then, let's play some Fortnite.
Okay so I'm going to wait until we've actually
started the game before I start unboxing things
because I feel like that would be cheating.
In the meantime, let me explain the rules.
Fortnite is super popular so you might
already know about this, but I just gotta
explain it for those who don't.
Basically, 100 people are dropped onto an island
and the last one alive wins.
So it's a shooter game and you try
to kill other people so that you can live.
But I think for this game I'm gonna try
not to fight other people and I'm just gonna
try to hide 'cause I think that might be my most...
I think that might be my best chance
at being able to un-box these sex toys at the same time.
Just 'cause I need two hands to be able to fight people,
and I need hands to be able to un-box the sex toys.
So my plan is to go as far away from everyone as I can,
to like the corner of the map and
just hide there for a little bit.
Alright, let's get gliding.
I will start looking at the sex toys
as soon as we hit the ground.
I feel like it just wouldn't be fair
to start while we're skydiving, you know?
'Cause obviously, I'm fine up here.
Alright I think I'm going to head to that little building
all the way over there and just really hope no one else
has gone all the way out here.
I see like 20 people have already died.
There's only 77 people left.
Alright so there's not much here, just a gun.
We're pretty far away from the circle,
which I think is good for us
in terms of people not finding us.
Alright, let's get into the first one.
So this is the silicone strap-on system
with attachable suction base.
This complete silicone strap-on system gives you
everything you need for strap-on play in the most
luxuriously smooth, durable material imaginable.
Adjust the straps to your body,
twist the dildo into place at the center of the harness
and enjoy no chafe feeling of
pure silicone against your skin.
Honestly, it looks great. Let's get in here.
So we have the little suction base part.
We have the strap part and it's all made
of like a really smooth silicone.
It's seems like it would be very comfortable
against your skin, 'cause I've had other strap-ons
that are not a great material to be against your skin.
Then, there's the dildo part.
It's all such a nice blue color. I love this color.
So, I think you have to unscrew this bit from the base?
There we go.
And then just feed it through here
and then you can screw it on.
Awesome, this looks like a really solid strap-on set
and I love the idea of the little suction thing.
To kind of suction against like right above
where your genitals would be, that sounds like
it would be really helpful for holding it there.
Alright we'll just leave her back there for now
while we do a little bit more here.
So let me go down 'cause I hear a chest down here.
Oh, where is it?
I hear something somewhere. Where are you?
I still hear a chest. Where is it?
I'm so confused, where is this chest?
I hear it going.
Oh there it is.
Okay.
Okay, the storm's coming.
Hey everyone, this is editing Riley.
I'm just looking at the footage now, and I saw that
some of the footage from my Switch capture card
got corrupted, so it's all weird looking.
I'll insert a clip of that right here,
but basically it's not usable so I'm just going to
explain what happened over the next couple of minutes.
Basically, I was trying to run and
I got caught in the storm, it did some damage to me,
but then I made it out of the storm.
So I'm a little bit injured, but we're doing okay.
It's still going on.
Alright back to the video.
Okay, so I made it out of the storm safely
and I'm gonna stand here for a second
while we try to look at one more toy.
This one is the Cyberskin Stealth Stroker.
Actually, I think I might have featured this
in a video before, but it is still really cool.
So it's a stroker, which basically means that
you hold this part and you can put your penis in over here.
And it has this little suction cup bit
so you can like suction cup it to the side of the wall,
like in your shower or something.
This bit screws off and you have like the hole there,
that's where you would put your junk.
Then the other end comes off as well,
so you can take out this soft squishy bit and clean it.
Shit, the storm's moving again.
Okay, here we go. Alright nope.
Get out of the storm, get out of the storm.
Okay. Whoops.
Maybe I've should've landed closer to the center.
But yeah, basically this is a really
cool stroker if you have a penis.
I have it set to auto run right now, so.
Oh, there's these little purple bits in the game now
where you have different gravity,
and that's why my pants are pink.
Trying to take some potions right now
before the storm comes.
I have these spiky boys you see? in the corner?
This little, this green thing.
I can deploy them if I'm inside a building.
I can put them on ceilings or walls or something
and they'll kill anyone who walks by.
Oh, crap. There's people over there.
So it'd be really good if I could
get inside a building and protect myself with those.
I just really hope that person doesn't see me
because they could kill me right now.
Oh, I think I'm getting sniped is what's happening.
Ooh, a bush. I'm going to hide in the bush.
This is not a great bush. This is a terrible bush.
Alright we're moving.
Shit there's so much shooting and pain
and suffering and death. I just wanna hide.
I'm gonna go up in this tower.
I'm gonna hide in this corner now and hope I don't die.
Alright, let's talk about the next thing.
Ah, the storm's coming really soon. Okay.
This one is gläs. Glass, gläs.
I took one semester of Swedish and
I think the A with the two dots is "gloss."
Hand blown, handmade, hand crafted glass.
One at time a time.
Ha. Hand blown. I get it.
It's wrapped in so much protection.
Always use protection.
This is looking like it's gonna be
a very pretty dildo and I'm excited.
Oh my god, it is so pretty, look at that.
Look at that beautiful purple color.
Can it focus on it? There you go.
Look at that, oh my gosh. Wow.
This is just so cool and so nice.
It's made of glass, got a nice little curve to it,
all these little ridges.
Oh my gosh, I love this.
No, focus on the thing. There you go.
That is so cool. This is so pretty.
I honestly just wanna use this as a decoration,
like hang it up on a wall somewhere in my room.
Okay, we gotta move again 'cause the storm is gonna kill us
but there's so many people around.
Oh, there's people right there.
That's not good.
We're kinda pinned down right now.
I'm a little worried.
(gun shots)
(gun shots)
(gun shots)
Alright, I gotta get out of here.
Storm's coming.
Crap, the water. The water makes you move so slow.
Oh, they haven't shot me.
I really thought they would've shot me.
Alright, we're gonna get out of here.
If I build over the water, it helps me run a little quicker.
I wanna get in that building and hide.
I still have a couple more spiky boys
I can use to protect myself.
I'm not great with a shotgun in close quarters,
so I'm a little worried.
Oh, put me down, stop.
I hate the tires, they bounce you up.
Here's what we gotta do.
Oh shit, wrong one.
There we go.
Alright, so I'm pretty safe right here.
If anyone walks in, they'll get killed by this thing
so I think we have time to look at some more sex toys.
Ooh, this is awesome. Master Series Thunderstick.
I love how most vibrators, or massage ones,
are super girly and pink and stuff,
and this one is just black and hardcore.
I love it 'cause massage wands are so cool
and they don't need to all be pink.
Oh my gosh, this looks lovely.
Its got a little scrolly thing,
to choose the intensity of it.
It's got a flexible head, plugs right into a wall.
Oh my god, massage wands are so great
regardless of the genitals you have.
They're great for massages, they're great for your genitals,
they're great just all around.
Oh, I hear someone.
I really hope they walk in here, I'm afraid.
But yeah, this is really cool.
Let's put it over here and try not to die
'cause I think the storm's coming?
Yeah, the storm's coming.
Alright, we gotta get out of here.
Open this.
I have a couple more sex toys to get through
but the circle is getting very small and
I'm worried I won't be able to hide anymore.
Alright.
Just hide in here while we get to the next one, let's go.
This is the Ravishing Rabbit Thruster
and this looks freakin' awesome.
Oh my gosh, look at the little ...
You know how normally they're rabbit ears?
Look at this one, it's so cute.
Oh my gosh, what is it though?
Like an elephant? Is it a butterfly?
Dare to go deeper.
This gorgeous, rechargeable bunny's tip
thrusts up and down for pure G-spot bliss.
Inside the tip, tiny beads rotate as it
thrusts for an unparalleled inner massage.
Explore your limits with seven thrusting and rotation
settings, guaranteed to send you over the edge.
Amp up the excitement with the clitoral tickler's
seven intense vibration functions.
Make sure to mix and match the thrust and vibration
for total exotic ecstasy.
Oh! Someone's shooting at me, I can hear it.
But this is really cool.
It's got these nice little ticklers on the end
and it moves all up in here.
It's got these little ridges along it
and it's got little buttons here.
It seems like, yeah, it's totally
waterproof and silicone and stuff.
It has a little charger at the bottom.
Love it.
Alright, let's get through ...
Oh shit. Oh no, oh no!
Oh rockets! Oh jeez, run away.
Whoa.
(gun bangs)
Whew, I'm getting sniped at, I'm getting sniped at.
There's only four people left, so
three other people besides me.
(gun bangs)
(gun bangs)
Oh my god, I killed someone!
Oh, but they killed me too. Damnit.
Well, I got third I think,
'cause I killed them before they killed me.
So I think I got third in that game
even while unboxing sex toys.
Now it's ... Yeah, I placed third.
Now it's just showing me someone else
and they'll continue to fight while we
talk about the rest of these sex toys.
This is a silicone weighted lasso ring.
Self-cinching design, four ounce weighted ball.
This basically would go around the base of your penis
and go down here, then it kinda holds it down.
If that's what you're into, this seems
like a really nice, useful thing for it.
It's pretty heavy.
It's surprisingly heavy for how small this thing is.
It'd definitely be putting some pressure on you.
Lastly, let's see if we can finish this
before these two people kill each other.
This is the Screaming O Rub-it! finger vibe
with deep rumbling vibration.
Get out of the packaging, come on,
before they kill each other.
No.
Ugh, well this person won the game,
congratulations to them.
But, this is a cool little finger vibe.
So, you basically hold it like this
and then you can change the vibrations
with the little top arrows.
It says, "powerful, deep rumbling, positive motor,
wide contact point, perfect for massage play,
cycle up and down through 20 functions and
fast and secure charging with the included USB cable."
This seems really nice and a nice little
change up from the small skinny little vibrators.
If you prefer a wider base to be rubbing against you.
This sounds lovely.
All these toys are so great.
So yeah, that is all of the toys I got.
Thank you so much for joining me.
I can't believe we made it to third while doing that.
Remember that if you liked any of these toys,
you can go to adamandeve.com and use the
offer code RILEY to get 50% off of almost any one item
and free shipping in the U.S. and Canada.
Thank you so much to Adam and Eve for sponsoring this video.
I thought this was really fun, I had a good time
trying to survive while also unboxing sex toys.
I hope you maybe enjoyed one of these things.
We got a nice array of stuff, depending on what kind
of sex you have or what kind of genitals you have.
I'm still not over how pretty this one is.
Here we go, here's my nice little haul corner.
Anyways, thank you all so much for watching
and I'll see you next time.
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