Youtube daily report Apr 16 2018

What happens when older Singaporeans are

called in to decipher expressions like lit or DTF?

Text lingo ah

I don't use that

Errr...

We don't actually know what they write

*sigh*

But the hawker centre closed for... washing la

But the hawker centre closed for... washing la

Orh salty, stingy, very salty ah?

Salty mah

No, die already? As in die already?

Like salted fish?

Uber... Grab never give me promo code anymore

Aiyo sibei what ah... sibei what ah

GGWP

Sibei bad ah?

No la...

GG... going gone...

Producer: Worker Party

Waa, new phone who this ah?

DTR...

You alright with being FWB?

Friend with...

Brother?

Producer: It's actually friends with benefits

Benefits ah

That is not called friend?

Friends with benefits are not true friendships

Okay okay...

Oh of course la

Human beings nature la

Hey you DTF ah?

Waa very deep leh

Duck the f***

DTF...

Why not say DTL?

Downtown line

Hey you Din Tai Fung?

Is DTF a game? Or something?

Devil, devil, devil

Devil, devil, devil

Devil meh?

Met a ghost la!

No la not ghost

Not ghost la!

Is that a toilet bowl?

No no no that's a chicken sorry

Chicken...

Prostitute?

Jio is joke ah

Don't be a chicken?

Don't disturb?

Prostitute?

What's cock block?

Producer: Means stopping you from having sex

Oh right then...

It's just a few letters right

Why can't they just... okay

Dear want to Netflix and chill...

Producer: People know it as to have sex

But Netflix has other cha...

Has other movies right?

I think Netflix, you got to change your name soon

Oh so it's the chill that suggests that it's something going...

So I can change to: "Dear want to watch Channel 5 and chill".

it also means like that ah?

Producer: I mean ya la but no one... no one...

What is the cherry for?

Maybe take a cherry and then... mix it lor

Explode it lor

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On an ordinary day

Wearing ordinary shoes

I walked quite ordinarily on an ordinary street

Pulling out an ordinary earphone

To find some ordinary feelings

Have one of my favorite ordinary songs

Ordinary disco we ordinarily shook

Beside us are ordinary passers-by('s view) ordinarily watching

My ordinary soul went ordinarily out of body

In the ordinarily "tung tszz tah tszz" (drum sound) ordinarily burning

(Hey fellows at the back!

Wave up your hands!)

On an ordinary day

Wearing ordinary shoes

I walked quite ordinarily on an ordinary street

Pulling out an ordinary earphone

To find some ordinary feelings

Have one of my favorite ordinary songs

Stepping on the drum beats

With world spinning around

Made me ordinarily turn on single repeat

Followed by the ordinary rhythm

I ordinarily shook my body

Everything ordinary seemed different

Ordinary disco we ordinarily shook

Beside us are ordinary passers-by('s view) ordinarily watching

My ordinary soul went ordinarily out of body

In the ordinarily "tung tszz tah tszz" (drum sound) ordinarily burning

Ordinary disco we ordinarily shook

My ordinary heart was beating "poo tung poo tung"

Having ordinary passion I was ordinarily screaming

In the ordinarily "tung tszz tah tszz" (drum sound) flew up to the sky

Ordinary disco we ordinarily shook

Beside us are ordinary passers-by('s view) ordinarily watching

My ordinary soul went ordinarily out of body

In the ordinarily "tung tszz tah tszz" (drum sound) ordinarily burning

Ordinary disco we ordinarily shook

My ordinary heart was beating "poo tung poo tung"

Having ordinary passion I was ordinarily screaming

In the ordinarily "tung tszz tah tszz" (drum sound) flew up to the sky

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Meghan Flees UK After Queen Sees Raunchy Pics And Her Family Creates New Crisis - Duration: 3:31.

Meghan Flees UK After Queen Sees Raunchy Pics & Her Family Creates New Crisis

It�s one month until the May 19th royal wedding, but there is a huge crisis brewing

as Meghan Markle was caught fleeing the United Kingdom, alone and visibly upset.

Reports are surfacing that the Queen is livid after viewing raunchy pictures of Princess

Pushy, and to top it off, her family, who was not invited to the royal wedding, is creating

a new crisis.

Don�t miss this.

Why would Meghan Markle hide the fact she left the United Kingdom?

That�s the big question that royal watchers are asking after Markle was caught fleeing

the UK for Chicago, visibly alone and upset.

She landed at O�Hare International Airport in Chicago dressed incognito three days ago,

wearing all black, including a black Chicago White Sox baseball hat.

She ditched reporters at the airport, and only the Chicago Tribune grabbed a pic of

the future royal.

The story given to the press after she was caught seems pretty sketchy, and even Kensington

Palace officials aren�t commenting.

Apparently, she left the UK to finalize her Visa status.

But that�s not confirmed by the palace or the Queen who is not saying a word about this

sudden trip.

TMZ reports, �Eyewitnesses tell us Meghan attempted to be as incognito as possible � with

4 bodyguards in tow � when she entered the VFS Global UK Visa Application Centre Thursday

in Chicago.

We�re told she was there to finalize her application for a UK visa.�

They add, �The whole thing only took about 10 minutes, and the entire office was cleared

for her.

We�re told she was friendly with the staff.

As for her disguise � shades and a White Sox cap to blend in with locals.�

Why is this a secret trip?

Something isn�t right, and that something might have to do with raunchy pics that are

circulating of Meghan Markle.

The Star reports, �This week, Meghan Markle�s nudes leak on the dark web and now somebody

has to explain what the dark web is to the Queen of England.�

Granted, the Star is a tabloid, so we did some digging to see if this breaking story

had any truth.

Indeed, the woman who is slated to marry Prince Harry has a past, and that includes pics that

she hoped the Queen would never see.

Last month a series of topless photos allegedly of Ms. Markle hit the internet, with a promise

of �more to follow,� reports Hollywood Life.

In fact, Kensington Palace and the Queen looked into the matter and issued a statement, saying,

�These are fake photographs,� and had no further comment.

Now, Princess Pushy bolts from the UK at the same time other raunchy pics are reported

on the dark web, and Kensington Palace refuses to comment on her trip, and no word as of

yet about the new photos.

Something is up, this was no trip just to finalize her Visa status.

We do know her half-sister, Samantha Grant (Markle) is creating a huge issue over not

getting the coveted invite, and she is being flown to the UK for the wedding by a BBC news

show to do �color commentary.� Well, look out because Princess Pushy�s sister isn�t

playing.

�Smoke and mirrors cannot hide the elephant in the room.

Out of respect, tradition, and humanitarianism, the #Markles should be invited if 2000 complete

strangers are invited.

Our uncle who got her the internship, brother, me, best friend of 30 years Nikki Priddy,

nephews.

Fact,� tweeted Grant.A source tells Us Weekly that three of Markle�s relatives �will

be flying down to London to be TV wedding correspondents.� Those family members are

Meghan�s half-sister Samantha Grant (who is writing a memoir called The Diary of Princess

Pushy�s Sister), her nephew Tyler Dooley (her half-brother Thomas Markle Jr.�s son)

and his mother (her ex-sister-in-law) Tracy.

�Meghan is really worried about some these members of her family,� the insider says.

�She hasn�t spoken to them in years.� To make matters more difficult, since the

36-year-old former actress and 33-year-old Prince Harry announced their engagement, Markle�s

family have been speaking to the press about her.

source madworldnews