Episode five. I've gotta good feeling about this one.
Bring on that sweet sweet lewdness!
We know, there are thousands of Gods.
Yeah yeah, hurry up with that fan service already.
Wait, the Gods are wanting to marry a Urara?
And Urara's are only 15 year old girls?
Now this is a quality plot.
Not as good as Astarotte's Toy, but I still approve.
They're all making themselves as s**y as possible and assembling into one place. This episode is gonna be saucy. I hope.
The Gods in Urara Meirochou are all Lolicons. I love that. I love this so much.
Why call it the white kimono festival? Why not the black kimono festival?
I sense systematic r@cism. LOL just kidding. I'm not actually ret@rded.
Never mind. I strongly disagree. Men have the right to flirt with beautiful girls who tightly gather into one concentrated place.
This is s*x!sm and I am deeply triggered.
Poor Chiya. Let her take her clothes off if she doesn't like them. That's her right as well.
Nina just p!ssed me off. Koume put on her festival outfit and she's making her change into a different one because
her skirt is too short??? But it's impossible for a loli character's skirt to be too short! This is not acceptable.
Look at this Grannycon logic. I bet she thinks that she has the right to wear skimpy clothing,
but not her students. What a hypocritical ageist old woman.
Nono starts complaining about how she thinks she looks too plain and will never attract a mate.
But then her possessed doll Matsuko proposes to her. Looks like she's going to marry her doll. Hot.
Kon starts lewdly daydreaming about getting married. Very proper of her.
Then chiya starts catcalling to Kon about how much she loves her belly. Nice nice nice.
They then go to the festival. Everyone else is wearing all white robes with white hoods. Seems a little r@cist to me.
Koume then says that the Gods should practice polygamy. That way, they can have multiple wives. I agree. That would be better than just picking one.
Chiya then runs to them holding a large basket of food. Are we finally gonna get another lewd belly bloat scene? Are we??? Maybe?? Please!!
Koume. Shut up. It would be an honor if you were demanded to marry a God. How disrespectful of you to say such a thing. Shame.
They then ask what the Gods would be like. Nono thinks the gods would make delicious miso soup. They probably would make delicious miso soup. I like miso soup.
Kon tells them to stop talking about the Gods. That isn't allowed. Um. Okay then.
"A Urara can only see a God's true form if the God has chosen her." So only the chosen can see the Gods at all. The Gods are probably all n@ked.
They then begin sniffing alcohol. Claiming that they cannot drink it because of their age.
I'm sick of ageism being displayed in everything in the media. Luckily for us, Chiya somehow becomes drunk. Nice.
The animals noticed that Chiya is intoxicated and decided to take advantage of her while she was under the influence.
Chiya's putting off pheromones? I wish I could smell them. :(
The festival is about to get nice and sticky..
Koume and Nono are mighty drippy and want to fool around with Kon. They being licking her face all over. Kon should just give into her primal desires already.
Chiya tackles Saku to the ground and her two lesbianic assistance begin drooling over the fact that she's now laying down on the ground.
Chiya then licks Saku's face and rides off on her animals. Saku is left confused and tingly. The animals manage to drag chiya off into the woods, where they each take turns making love to the loopy Chiya.
So.. Chiya's outfit makes her look nice and full. Or it's because of the ordeal with animals she just had. I'll leave it up to you all watching to decide.
Chiya then says she's going to take a nap. The animals lustfully watch her, just waiting so they can get their second round.
Chiya wakes up to find all the animals gone and a strange black fox like thing standing at her feet. She introduces herself but randomly passes out again. Strange. We all know that that fox like thing is probably one of the Gods.
She wakes up the next day with her friends. They found her in the field asleep. It's the next day.
Kon starts romantically rubbing chiya's face, looking deep into her eyes and saying how she's happy that she's okay.
Nina apologizes to Saku. (About Chiya tackling her. She takes responsibility because she's Chiya's teacher) Making Saku lewdly daydream about Nina showing her belly.
This 100% proves that Saku is a lesbian.
Chiya tells them all about the weird black monster like thing she saw the day before, but they all shrug it off to it being a hallucination from her being drunk. We know better though.
Chiya catches her first cold and Kon begins seductively feeding her with a slippery wooden spoon.
She then takes a piece of rice off of Chiya's face and eats it herself. Yummy yummy yummy.
They catch Kon being lewd with Chiya. So they get jelly and all join in on feeding her.
Chiya says that she's super full. Saucy. Koume then says that she'd do anything Chiya wanted her to, so she could get better faster.
Chiya then says she wants to use Koume's belly as a pillow.
Okay, I had to stop editing this video because my drool was messing up my track pad. So nice.
Remember last episode when I said Chiya had a belly fet!sh? This proves it. I don't see how it doesn't. This goes beyond just having a weird interest. she's drooling on herself right now. Anyone who says that Chiya's tummy obsession isn't a fet!sh is brain de@d at this point.
Unfortunately, Koume refuses to let Chiya lay on her belly. Koume is a failed character and should be removed from this anime. Nono then offers to let Chiya use her possessed doll as a pillow.
Chiya starts getting off to how nice everyone is being to her, since she's sick and all.
The next day, Kon brings Chiya some ginger tea. During her visit, Kon begins telling about how she studied all the time before coming to the town. We get to see a loli Kon. Very nice.
Kon knows what's up. She brings up the monster chiya saw at the festival, but for some reason drops the topic. Probably for the best, because Chiya rudely fell asleep.
Kon then goes back to where they found chiya and we discover that she actually does believe that he thing Chiya saw was a God. Nina then comes walking up
They both agree on how they believe Chiya can see the Gods. Very disappointed. Needing a lewd scene to revive my interest. Good thing this episode is almost over.
Never mind, it is over. Wow. Oh well.
Thanks for watching. This episode wasn't too bad. But, as you can probably tell by how I reviewed this episode, I wasn't very interested in it. Sorry about that. There were a few good lewd scenes that made my nose bleed a little, but that was practically it. Gotta be honest here. The only good thing about this entire anime so far have been the bloating scenes, that literally all happened in episode one and the intro.
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