[NARRATOR] A once in a lifetime stand-up comedy experience.
Doug Allen is about to bring it.
[DOUG] I'm going to come right out and say it, I don't care who hears it: I do not support Donald Trump.
[NARRATOR] You don't think he'll go there...
[DOUG] New York is crazy...
[NARRATOR] but he goes there.
[DOUG] I mean, this is where Donald Trump is from.
[NARRATOR] Nothing is off limits.
[DOUG] Somebody take this idiot's Twitter privileges away?! Please!?
Covfefe?!?! (audience laughs)
[NARRATOR] Nothing is sacred.
[DOUG] Women be shopping? Not for Ivanka Trump's clothing line.
(audience laughs)
[NARRATOR] He's breaking all the rules.
[DOUG] When you're married, the sex definitely drops off...
[NARRATOR] And making up new ones!
[DOUG] because your wife starts looking like Donald Trump!
[NARRATOR] Just when you thought he couldn't be any more controversial,
he goes the distance, and covers uncharted territory.
[DOUG] (Bill Cosby voice) Thank you, President Trump, for making me the second worst person in the world.
Oh, who's this? It's just me, Bill Cosby!
[NARRATOR] He's swinging for the fences,
[DOUG] Donald Trump! (angrily) Donald Trump!
(vomiting) Donald Trump.
(yelling) DONALD TRUMP!
[NARRATOR] and hitting non-stop home runs.
[DOUG] (crying) Donald Trump?
[NARRATOR] Grip your seats!
[DOUG] (screaming) DONALD TRUMP!
[NARRATOR] Because Doug Allen is...
[DOUG] TTTRRRRRUUUUMMMM...
[NARRATOR] Edgy.
Coming soon to Seeso!
[NARRATOR] Is this what comedy is now?
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